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			<title>Golf, Storms and Sleep</title>
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			<title>Petrol, Parties and Jocks</title>
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			<title>300 grams is 300 grams</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2026 04:18:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Politics, Pickles and Koalas</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2026 19:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Consultants, Netball & Controversy]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2026 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back to <strong>The Unremarkable Bloke</strong>.</p><p>This week, Patto and Hendo dive into the biggest political story of the week, discussing the Big Four consulting firms, the Midwinter Ball, and why trust in government consultants continues to make headlines.</p><p>Patto also delivers another Unremarkable Rant, taking aim at Netball Australia after thousands of fans missed out on the Super Netball Grand Final because of a venue scheduling decision.</p><p>Plus, the boys bring you their Headlines of the Week, head Around the Grounds to chat sport, make their Unremarkable Calls, and finish at The Noticeboard with listener poll results, comments and a laugh or two.</p><p>As always, it's politics, sport, life... and mostly rubbish.</p><p>In this episode:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>The Midwinter Ball and the Big Four consulting firms</li><li>Why trust in government consultants is under the spotlight</li><li>Patto's Unremarkable Rant: Netball Australia's Grand Final venue decision</li><li>Headlines of the Week</li><li>Around the Grounds – the biggest sporting talking points</li><li>The Unremarkable Call</li><li>Listener poll results and comments on The Noticeboard</li></ul><p>If you enjoy the show, follow or subscribe, leave us a 5-star rating, and share the podcast with someone who enjoys politics, sport and a bit of nonsense.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back to <strong>The Unremarkable Bloke</strong>.</p><p>This week, Patto and Hendo dive into the biggest political story of the week, discussing the Big Four consulting firms, the Midwinter Ball, and why trust in government consultants continues to make headlines.</p><p>Patto also delivers another Unremarkable Rant, taking aim at Netball Australia after thousands of fans missed out on the Super Netball Grand Final because of a venue scheduling decision.</p><p>Plus, the boys bring you their Headlines of the Week, head Around the Grounds to chat sport, make their Unremarkable Calls, and finish at The Noticeboard with listener poll results, comments and a laugh or two.</p><p>As always, it's politics, sport, life... and mostly rubbish.</p><p>In this episode:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>The Midwinter Ball and the Big Four consulting firms</li><li>Why trust in government consultants is under the spotlight</li><li>Patto's Unremarkable Rant: Netball Australia's Grand Final venue decision</li><li>Headlines of the Week</li><li>Around the Grounds – the biggest sporting talking points</li><li>The Unremarkable Call</li><li>Listener poll results and comments on The Noticeboard</li></ul><p>If you enjoy the show, follow or subscribe, leave us a 5-star rating, and share the podcast with someone who enjoys politics, sport and a bit of nonsense.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Can we trust politicians anymore?</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2026 03:29:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week, Patto and Hendo ask a simple question: <strong>why don't Australians trust politicians anymore?</strong></p><p>From broken election promises and party infighting to politicians changing sides, the boys tackle the biggest political talking points of the week in the only way they know how — like two mates having a yarn over a beer.</p><p>Of course, it wouldn't be <strong>The Unremarkable Bloke</strong> without plenty of detours. There's AFL umpiring, State of Origin predictions, OnlyFans jokes, twins on the way, and a story about an AFL player discovering his new teammate once abused him on Instagram.</p><p>It's politics, sport, life... and mostly rubbish.</p><p><strong>In this episode:</strong></p><p><br></p><ul><li>Why trust in politicians continues to decline</li><li>Election promises and political backflips</li><li>The latest Liberal Party drama</li><li>AFL umpiring under the microscope</li><li>State of Origin predictions</li><li>Rapid Fire</li><li>Plenty of laughs and the usual rubbish</li></ul><p>If you're enjoying <strong>The Unremarkable Bloke</strong>, follow the show, leave us a rating and share it with someone who enjoys politics, sport and a bit of nonsense.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week, Patto and Hendo ask a simple question: <strong>why don't Australians trust politicians anymore?</strong></p><p>From broken election promises and party infighting to politicians changing sides, the boys tackle the biggest political talking points of the week in the only way they know how — like two mates having a yarn over a beer.</p><p>Of course, it wouldn't be <strong>The Unremarkable Bloke</strong> without plenty of detours. There's AFL umpiring, State of Origin predictions, OnlyFans jokes, twins on the way, and a story about an AFL player discovering his new teammate once abused him on Instagram.</p><p>It's politics, sport, life... and mostly rubbish.</p><p><strong>In this episode:</strong></p><p><br></p><ul><li>Why trust in politicians continues to decline</li><li>Election promises and political backflips</li><li>The latest Liberal Party drama</li><li>AFL umpiring under the microscope</li><li>State of Origin predictions</li><li>Rapid Fire</li><li>Plenty of laughs and the usual rubbish</li></ul><p>If you're enjoying <strong>The Unremarkable Bloke</strong>, follow the show, leave us a rating and share it with someone who enjoys politics, sport and a bit of nonsense.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to <strong>The Unremarkable Bloke</strong>.</p><p>In the very first episode, Patto and Hendo kick things off with a conversation that goes everywhere. From Australian politics and the sporting stories of the week to babies, beer, motocross and why soccer might just be the world's most overrated sport.</p><p>Before they even hit record, everything that could have gone wrong... did. So if you're hearing this, that's already a win.</p><p>It's honest, unfiltered, occasionally insightful, and mostly just two mates talking rubbish.</p><p><strong>In this episode:</strong></p><p><br></p><ul><li>The biggest political stories of the week</li><li>Sport and the stories making news</li><li>Will Patto survive having twins... and still afford two "wetting the heads"?</li><li>Beer, motocross and life's random tangents</li><li>Why soccer is (possibly) overrated</li><li>Plenty of laughs and the odd serious moment</li></ul><p>If you enjoy the show, follow or subscribe, leave a rating, and share it with someone who enjoys politics, sport and a bit of nonsense.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to <strong>The Unremarkable Bloke</strong>.</p><p>In the very first episode, Patto and Hendo kick things off with a conversation that goes everywhere. From Australian politics and the sporting stories of the week to babies, beer, motocross and why soccer might just be the world's most overrated sport.</p><p>Before they even hit record, everything that could have gone wrong... did. So if you're hearing this, that's already a win.</p><p>It's honest, unfiltered, occasionally insightful, and mostly just two mates talking rubbish.</p><p><strong>In this episode:</strong></p><p><br></p><ul><li>The biggest political stories of the week</li><li>Sport and the stories making news</li><li>Will Patto survive having twins... and still afford two "wetting the heads"?</li><li>Beer, motocross and life's random tangents</li><li>Why soccer is (possibly) overrated</li><li>Plenty of laughs and the odd serious moment</li></ul><p>If you enjoy the show, follow or subscribe, leave a rating, and share it with someone who enjoys politics, sport and a bit of nonsense.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2026 10:41:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><strong>The Unremarkable Bloke</strong> is a podcast about politics, sport and life—without the spin.</p><p>Hosted by former Alice Springs Mayor Matt Paterson, it's the conversations you'd normally have over a beer, at the pub, around the barbecue or after the footy. Some weeks it's politics, some weeks it's sport, and other weeks it's whatever ridiculous story has everyone talking.</p><p>With guests, honest opinions and plenty of laughs, The Unremarkable Bloke doesn't pretend to have all the answers. There are no scripts, no nonsense and no taking ourselves too seriously.</p><p>Just real conversations about the remarkable, the ridiculous and everything in between.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><strong>The Unremarkable Bloke</strong> is a podcast about politics, sport and life—without the spin.</p><p>Hosted by former Alice Springs Mayor Matt Paterson, it's the conversations you'd normally have over a beer, at the pub, around the barbecue or after the footy. Some weeks it's politics, some weeks it's sport, and other weeks it's whatever ridiculous story has everyone talking.</p><p>With guests, honest opinions and plenty of laughs, The Unremarkable Bloke doesn't pretend to have all the answers. There are no scripts, no nonsense and no taking ourselves too seriously.</p><p>Just real conversations about the remarkable, the ridiculous and everything in between.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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