Tanum Teleport opened in 1971, the first in the Nordics. Thirty people worked here around the clock in the eighties; if you rang Australia, the call went through this field. On the fifteenth of June 1973 the first computer link ever to leave America came through here too — Virginia to Norway. It was switched off in 2002, the equipment was sold, and the dishes stayed, because taking them down costs more than leaving them pointing at the sky.

A few miles up the road there is a rock twenty-two metres long with three hundred figures cut into it. Ships, wagons, ploughs, men in horned helmets — which are bronze age, not Viking, whatever Degsy's tattoo says. When it was carved the sea was higher and that rock stood at the water's edge, where every boat had to look at it. Nobody paid the man who made it. He just wanted somebody, some day, to see it.

Then they open a floor duct they were told to leave alone, and find out where the dish is still pointing.

Contains strong language throughout. The history is fact-checked; the punks are not.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tonight's history is Birgitta Birgersdotter. Born into the top of Swedish society around 1303, married off at thirteen, widowed with eight children — and then she starts having visions and writing them down. She sends a king east on a crusade and takes God back off him when it fails. She leaves Sweden in 1349 and never comes home alive. From Rome she dictates seven hundred revelations in Swedish for a prior to turn into Latin, and spends twenty-four years telling four popes in Avignon that they are sitting in the wrong house. One of them she calls worse than Lucifer and more merciless than Judas. Another she tells to his face that he will die if he gets on the boat. He got on the boat.

Meanwhile Brenda finds out where the mast actually came from, and what her sons put in her mouth. Bengt turns up out of uniform. And Sixten writes the shortest report of his career, every word of it true.

They boiled her bones and carried her home over the Alps. It took seven months. The letters were already there.

Contains strong language throughout. The history is fact-checked; the punks are not.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tonight's history is the worst thing that ever happened in a Swedish parish. In 1674 two teenagers were hired, paid twenty öre, and stood at the church door at Torsåker to point out the witches among the women walking in to worship. Around a hundred were named. Two hundred children testified, some of them five years old — and their own fathers walked them to the courthouse. On the 1st of June 1675, seventy-one people were led up a hill: sixty-five women, two men and four boys. Beheaded, then burned on three fires, one for each village. One in five of all the women in the parish.

Then a boy pointed at the priest's own wife. She slapped him, and he said he'd got the sun in his eyes. So it could stop. It just had to point at somebody whose husband mattered.

Nobody in that story thought they were the villain. That's the whole point of it. And there is someone at this table who has just worked out that she pointed too.

Every week this show ends with somebody telling the establishment to do one. Not this week — nobody at Torsåker got any last words at all.

Featuring Gaz, Degsy, Brenda Higginbottom, Konstapel Bengt Johansson, and, for the first time, Sixten, who learned his English off Buzzcocks sleeves.

Music: "Sun In Me Eyes" and "Seventy-One".

A memorial stone was raised on Häxberget in 1975. It reads: women died, men judged, the belief of the age comes down on people.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Which makes them exactly like tonight's king. In March 1792 Gustav III was handed a note at supper telling him he would be killed that night. He went to the masked ball anyway, wearing a mask, a cape — and the shiniest badge in Sweden pinned to his chest, which is precisely what gave him away.

Gaz tells it: the bloodless coup of 1772, the Swedish Academy, the opera house he built and was later murdered in, and the war he wasn't legally allowed to start — so he had his opera tailors sew Russian uniforms and shot at his own border post. Degsy is confidently wrong about coffee. Bengt lies out loud for the first time in twenty-two years and asks for the mast to come down before Monday. And Brenda, out of nothing but pride, tells the technician exactly who they are — then corrects his spelling of Higginbottom.

For once in this series, it was the establishment that told the king to do one.

Contains strong language throughout. The history is fact-checked; the punks are not.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tonight's history (all true):

• Married off to the King of Norway at ten. Her father, her husband and her little son all die — so Margaret picks up Denmark and Norway herself.
• - In 1389 at Falköping she batters King Albert of Mecklenburg and takes him prisoner — and now she has Sweden too.
• - In 1397, at Kalmar, she welds the three kingdoms into one and crowns her great-nephew Erik of Pomerania — the very Erik whose bailiffs Engelbrekt would rise against forty years later. She ruled the lot as the "Lady King" until her death in 1412.

...with two original punk tracks: "Three Crowns" and "Lady King".

Contains strong language. An AI-generated production: voices and music made with AI, history fact-checked by hand.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Songs: "Lock the Doors" and "Dinner with the Law".

Real history, badly told: the Stockholm Bloodbath is fact-checked — the hangover is not.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tonight's history (all true):

• Queen Christina — daughter of Gustav II Adolf (the real Lion of the North), crowned at five, raised as a prince, brilliant and contrary.
• - She summoned Descartes for 5 a.m. philosophy lessons in the freezing winter — and he was dead of pneumonia within four months.
• - She refused to marry, and on 6 June 1654 (the same date they made Gustav Vasa king) she abdicated the throne, converted to Catholicism, and rode off across Europe to Rome — dressed as a man — to live exactly as she pleased.

...with two original punk tracks: "The Girl King" and "Walk Away".

Contains strong language. An AI-generated production: voices and music made with AI, history fact-checked by hand.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tonight's history (all true):

• Engelbrekt, 1434 — a miner from Bergslagen raises the commoners against King Erik's foreign bailiffs, burns the royal castles, and is made captain of the realm at Arboga (traditionally called Sweden's first Riksdag).
• - Then the betrayal: the nobles can't stand a working man in charge, and in 1436 Engelbrekt is axed to death on a little island in Lake Hjälmaren by the lord Måns Bengtsson.

...with two original punk tracks: "Engelbrekt" and "Axe on the Island".

Contains strong language. An AI-generated production: voices and music made with AI, history fact-checked by hand.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tonight's history (all true):

• Narva, 1700 — the fifteen-year-old king routs a Russian army of nearly forty thousand with eight thousand men, in a blizzard.
• - Poltava, 1709 — he marches into Russia, Peter the Great burns everything, the army freezes, and the empire is broken in a single day.
• - Five years hiding in the Ottoman Empire, a fortnight's ride home, and then a bullet through the head in a Norwegian trench in 1718, aged 36 — and to this day, nobody knows who fired it.

...with two original punk tracks: "Narva" and "Shot in the Dark".

Contains strong language. An AI-generated production: voices and music made with AI, history fact-checked by hand.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tonight's history (all true, however loudly interrupted):

• The Varangian Guard — in 988, Emperor Basil II takes six thousand Viking hard-lads as his personal bodyguard.
• - Miklagård — what the Norse called Constantinople, reached by rowing east down the rivers.
• - Halfdan — a bored Varangian who carved his name in runes inside the Hagia Sophia. Still there a thousand years on.
• - Ingvar the Far-Travelled — the great expedition east that never came home, remembered on runestones across Sweden.

...with two original punk tracks: "Miklagård" and "Proper Breakfast".

Contains strong language. An AI-generated production: voices and music made with AI, history fact-checked by hand.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tonight's history (all true, however badly told):

• Gustav Vasa — the Stockholm Bloodbath of 1520, the flight to Dalarna, the Mora skiers, and the day in 1523 Sweden told Denmark to do one.
• - Nils Dacke — the 1542–43 Småland uprising against the punk-turned-king.
• - The warship Vasa — the grandest ship in the world, sunk after 1,300 metres in 1628. Too posh to float.

...with three original punk tracks along the way: "Do One (Vasa's Comin')", "Dacke's Army" and "Too Posh to Float".

Contains strong language. An AI-generated production: voices and music made with AI, history fact-checked by hand.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.