In this brand new comedy podcast, married couple Ari and Ad solve all your burning issues, from whether to dump your farty girlfriend to what to do when your other half becomes religious.
If you want your life fixed in a funny, sweary and downright hilarious way, email your problems in confidence to ariandadfixyourlife@gmail.com. We promise to make you as happy as we are in this photo.
Adam's views are his alone and are not the views of his employer or its shareholders. Ari's views are exactly the same her employer's as she's self-employed.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
]]>In this brand new comedy podcast, married couple Ari and Ad solve all your burning issues, from whether to dump your farty girlfriend to what to do when your other half becomes religious.
If you want your life fixed in a funny, sweary and downright hilarious way, email your problems in confidence to ariandadfixyourlife@gmail.com. We promise to make you as happy as we are in this photo.
Adam's views are his alone and are not the views of his employer or its shareholders. Ari's views are exactly the same her employer's as she's self-employed.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
]]>We forgot to mention in this episode: the listener who sent in his fart and mash-up, with whom I shared Ad’s number last week, messaged Ad asking about his dad's old camera. Less memorable than farts, so we forgot to include it.
But... drumroll... we’re meeting up with him (the guy, not his dad or his camera) and his wife for coffee this weekend! Stay tuned for how it went.
Cheery stuff mentioned in this episode:
The NHS and British authorities have issued warnings about cosmetic surgery in Turkey due to a high volume of botched procedures, severe infections, and reported fatalities among foreign patients. Don’t go there! I mean, you can go there on holiday…
The World Health Organization (WHO) estimates that unsafe healthcare causes more than 3 million deaths each year globally, with more than 50% of the harm being preventable. However, 2.6 million of these deaths are in low to middle income countries like, er, Turkey - not the UK.
Ari suggested that there were 100,000 deaths from unsafe healthcare each year in the UK but this is most likely wrong.
She said a facelift was £10,000 in the UK, which is almost accurate. To be perfectly accurate, a surgical facelift typically costs between £6,000 and £15,000 on average, though prices can range anywhere from £4,000 to upwards of £30,000.
In Turkey, the cost of a surgical facelift typically ranges from £2,200 to £5,000. These rates are generally 60% to 75% lower than prices in the UK and are therefore very beguiling to Brits.
Ari did get one stat completely right so she isn't completely useless - in *healthy* patients, the risk of not waking up from a general anaesthetic is indeed around 1 in a million. However, overall it’s more like 1 in 100,000-200,000.
So try and stay away from hospitals if you can! Aside from anything else, it puts less strain on the NHS.
And on your loved ones, too. Stay well out there. Especially you, Keith.
Listen to the Hellish mini-episode about Ari & Ad Fix Your Life: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/hellish/id1739344956?i=1000791240530
Listen to Ari being funny on the award-nominated podcast Hellish: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/hellish/id1739344956?i=1000786877594
Listen to Ad being hilarious on the award-nominated podcast Hellish: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/hellish/id1739344956?i=1000790846928
Become our first sponsor! Email us at ariandadfixyourlife@gmail.com and we’ll promote your company/project/whatever, as long as it’s not illegal.
Or just send your problems to us. We promise never to reveal they’re from you, unless you want us to make you famous to our 68 listeners.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
]]>We forgot to mention in this episode: the listener who sent in his fart and mash-up, with whom I shared Ad’s number last week, messaged Ad asking about his dad's old camera. Less memorable than farts, so we forgot to include it.
But... drumroll... we’re meeting up with him (the guy, not his dad or his camera) and his wife for coffee this weekend! Stay tuned for how it went.
Cheery stuff mentioned in this episode:
The NHS and British authorities have issued warnings about cosmetic surgery in Turkey due to a high volume of botched procedures, severe infections, and reported fatalities among foreign patients. Don’t go there! I mean, you can go there on holiday…
The World Health Organization (WHO) estimates that unsafe healthcare causes more than 3 million deaths each year globally, with more than 50% of the harm being preventable. However, 2.6 million of these deaths are in low to middle income countries like, er, Turkey - not the UK.
Ari suggested that there were 100,000 deaths from unsafe healthcare each year in the UK but this is most likely wrong.
She said a facelift was £10,000 in the UK, which is almost accurate. To be perfectly accurate, a surgical facelift typically costs between £6,000 and £15,000 on average, though prices can range anywhere from £4,000 to upwards of £30,000.
In Turkey, the cost of a surgical facelift typically ranges from £2,200 to £5,000. These rates are generally 60% to 75% lower than prices in the UK and are therefore very beguiling to Brits.
Ari did get one stat completely right so she isn't completely useless - in *healthy* patients, the risk of not waking up from a general anaesthetic is indeed around 1 in a million. However, overall it’s more like 1 in 100,000-200,000.
So try and stay away from hospitals if you can! Aside from anything else, it puts less strain on the NHS.
And on your loved ones, too. Stay well out there. Especially you, Keith.
Listen to the Hellish mini-episode about Ari & Ad Fix Your Life: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/hellish/id1739344956?i=1000791240530
Listen to Ari being funny on the award-nominated podcast Hellish: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/hellish/id1739344956?i=1000786877594
Listen to Ad being hilarious on the award-nominated podcast Hellish: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/hellish/id1739344956?i=1000790846928
Become our first sponsor! Email us at ariandadfixyourlife@gmail.com and we’ll promote your company/project/whatever, as long as it’s not illegal.
Or just send your problems to us. We promise never to reveal they’re from you, unless you want us to make you famous to our 68 listeners.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
]]>And then we grapple with a juicy problem: is one guy's girlfriend having an affair? And what lengths should he stoop to to find out - the same lengths Ari went to with her ex-fiancé?
Donate to Holly and her cats: https://ko-fi.com/hollysmerrymoggies
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]]>And then we grapple with a juicy problem: is one guy's girlfriend having an affair? And what lengths should he stoop to to find out - the same lengths Ari went to with her ex-fiancé?
Donate to Holly and her cats: https://ko-fi.com/hollysmerrymoggies
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
]]>We also help out a man who doesn't want a cat, and advise him not to eat one. Where would the world be without us? Exactly where it is now, no doubt.
Leave a review or a rating or hit subscribe please. Maybe do all three if you're feeling generous.
Also do visit Ariane's amazing new site interiordesignland.com.
*ahem, might be a lie
**is definitely a lie
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]]>We also help out a man who doesn't want a cat, and advise him not to eat one. Where would the world be without us? Exactly where it is now, no doubt.
Leave a review or a rating or hit subscribe please. Maybe do all three if you're feeling generous.
Also do visit Ariane's amazing new site interiordesignland.com.
*ahem, might be a lie
**is definitely a lie
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]]>Ari reveals that a Christian once called her a '[wanton] Jezebel luring men to their doom'! And Ad describes Ari in a way that upsets her. All this and more in your new favourite podcast! Listen now.
Adam's views are his alone and are not the views of his employer or its shareholders. Ari's views are exactly the same her employer's as she's self-employed.
Listen to the Hellish mini-episode about Ari & Ad Fix Your Life: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/hellish/id1739344956?i=1000791240530
Listen to Ari being funny on the award-nominated podcast Hellish: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/hellish/id1739344956?i=1000786877594
Listen to Ad being hilarious on the award-nominated podcast Hellish: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/hellish/id1739344956?i=1000790846928
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
]]>Ari reveals that a Christian once called her a '[wanton] Jezebel luring men to their doom'! And Ad describes Ari in a way that upsets her. All this and more in your new favourite podcast! Listen now.
Adam's views are his alone and are not the views of his employer or its shareholders. Ari's views are exactly the same her employer's as she's self-employed.
Listen to the Hellish mini-episode about Ari & Ad Fix Your Life: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/hellish/id1739344956?i=1000791240530
Listen to Ari being funny on the award-nominated podcast Hellish: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/hellish/id1739344956?i=1000786877594
Listen to Ad being hilarious on the award-nominated podcast Hellish: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/hellish/id1739344956?i=1000790846928
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
]]>Subscribe to get all episodes direct to your podcast player. Review us on Apple Podcasts to get our undying love.
Corrections and clarifications: Ari mistakenly said in this episode that Monty Python wrote the song 'I've Never Met a Nice South African.' It was actually not Monty Python but Spitting Image. Apologies to them and also to all South Africans, who are probably perfectly nice.
Adam's views are his alone and are not the views of his employer or its shareholders. Ari's views are exactly the same her employer's as she's self-employed.
Listen to the Hellish mini-episode about Ari & Ad Fix Your Life: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/hellish/id1739344956?i=1000791240530
Listen to Ari being funny on the award-nominated podcast Hellish: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/hellish/id1739344956?i=1000786877594
Listen to Ad being hilarious on the award-nominated podcast Hellish: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/hellish/id1739344956?i=1000790846928
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
]]>Subscribe to get all episodes direct to your podcast player. Review us on Apple Podcasts to get our undying love.
Corrections and clarifications: Ari mistakenly said in this episode that Monty Python wrote the song 'I've Never Met a Nice South African.' It was actually not Monty Python but Spitting Image. Apologies to them and also to all South Africans, who are probably perfectly nice.
Adam's views are his alone and are not the views of his employer or its shareholders. Ari's views are exactly the same her employer's as she's self-employed.
Listen to the Hellish mini-episode about Ari & Ad Fix Your Life: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/hellish/id1739344956?i=1000791240530
Listen to Ari being funny on the award-nominated podcast Hellish: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/hellish/id1739344956?i=1000786877594
Listen to Ad being hilarious on the award-nominated podcast Hellish: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/hellish/id1739344956?i=1000790846928
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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