AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology

Your Saturn Sign... And Why It Matters

Wed, 02 Sep 2026 07:00:00 GMT

DING DONG! DADDY’S HOME! Today, we’re talking about YOUR Saturn through all 12 zodiac signs — the strict daddy of the zodiac, keeper of consequences, Lord of the Rings, and the planet behind one of astrology’s most infamous rites of passage: your Saturn Return. Plus, obviously, we get into Saturn’s completely unhinged mythology involving castration, cannibalism, and the family drama that Freud j’adores. But before you run away screaming, consider this: What if getting older is actually a privilege? What if Saturn gets BETTER with age? And what if the placement you’ve spent your life wrestling with eventually becomes one of your greatest sources of power? It’s a bitter brew — but you can handle it!

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In today’s Tea Party, Aliza dives into Saturn’s freaky lair to explore time, aging, boundaries, responsibility, maturity, mortality, and why Saturn is constantly forcing us to contend with the terrifying reality that our time here is finite. We unpack the infamous Saturn Return, the seven-year Saturn checkpoints that shape our lives, and why Saturn eventually transforms from external expectation into internal authority. Your Saturn placement reveals the part of your life that takes TIME to master — and the older you get, the more powerful it becomes. So pour yourself a strong cup, respect your elders, and prepare to get served. It’s time for tea!

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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party

(00:04:34) Saturn: Daddy Time? Grim Reaper?

(00:08:53) Saturn Return, Saturn Square, Saturn Opposition

(00:10:32) Saturn’s Mythology + Villain Origin

(00:30:27) Saturn in Aries

(00:34:24) Saturn in Taurus

(00:37:24) Saturn in Gemini

(00:39:50) Saturn in Cancer

(00:43:07) Saturn in Leo

(00:45:11) Saturn in Virgo

(00:48:31) Saturn in Libra

(00:52:01) Saturn in Scorpio

(00:55:01) Saturn in Sagittarius

(00:57:50) Saturn in Capricorn

(01:01:06) Saturn in Aquarius

(01:03:42) Saturn in Pisces

Episode 44. This episode was recorded on August 20, 2026.

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Week of Aug 31: RARE LUCKY Jupiter + Saturn — It's Been 13 YEARS! (ROLL THE DICE; It's Now or NEVER!)

Mon, 31 Aug 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, diva? I hope so, because your horoscope looks good! This week, Casino Daddy (Jupiter) sits down for a very important business meeting with the Strictest Daddy of them all (Saturn) — and it’s shockingly successful. Seriously! Jupiter has lofty ambitions, and Saturn is fired up by this real, promising opportunity. When luck, opportunity, and hard work all come together… honey, it’s time to ROLL THE DICE. This is major!

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On Monday, August 31, Jupiter in Leo forms a gorgeous trine with Saturn in Aries, creating one of the most auspicious astrological alignments of the year. What could happen if you actually bet on the idea? Took the risk? Shoot your shot? But wait! TANC — there is something VERY strange happening with the number 13: Jupiter and Saturn haven’t aligned in 13 years, they’re meeting at 13º, and then Mercury and Mars are at 13º, too! It’s tea! Plus: a tarot pull, journal prompt — and obviously— personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs. Let’s sip!

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(0:21:09) Journal Prompt

(0:21:22) Tarot Card of the Week

(0:25:13) Aries Horoscope

(0:27:40) Taurus Horoscope

(0:30:22) Gemini Horoscope

(0:33:40) Cancer Horoscope

(0:36:32) Leo Horoscope

(0:40:12) Virgo Horoscope

(0:44:41) Libra Horoscope

(0:48:07) Scorpio Horoscope

(0:52:22) Sagittarius Horoscope

(0:55:48) Capricorn Horoscope

(0:59:51) Aquarius Horoscope

(1:03:21) Pisces Horoscope

Episode 43. This episode was recorded on August 18, 2026.

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Tea is for TAROT: EVERY CARD, EXPLAINED (Lore! Symbolism! Interpretations! Oh MY!)

Wed, 26 Aug 2026 07:00:00 GMT

It’s TEA for TAROT! Whether you’re a seasoned tarot card reader or you’re just getting started, Aliza spills the lore, the method, and her hottest takes on the 78-cards — breaking down the entire deck (every! single! tarot! card!) so you can stop memorizing pictures and start actually interpreting the messages. Tea is served… and this time, it comes with a spread.

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Together, we explore tarot’s juicy history, and Aliza breaks down the architecture of the deck: Wands, Pentacles, Swords, and Cups. We explore the Minor Arcana — the hidden journey from Ace through Ten; and why Pages, Knights, Queens, and Kings make SO much more sense when you stop treating them like random medieval people and start understanding the energy they represent. Then we enter the Major Arcana — the big baddies — and follow The Fool through all 22 cards on one enormous journey. This is tarot like you’ve never experienced it before — clear, direct, and so deliciously esoTEAric!

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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea (Tarot) Party

(00:07:58) How I Learned Tarot

(00:10:34) Do You Need to Be Gifted Your First Tarot Deck?

(00:12:47) The History of Tarot

(00:19:12) Understanding The Rider-Waite-Smith Deck

(00:23:28) The Four Tarot Suits + Astrological Elements

(00:28:21) How to Read the Minor Arcana

(00:38:02) How to Read the Court Cards

(00:44:48) Major Arcana + The Hero's Journey

(00:45:29) The Fool (0) through The Chariot (VII)

(00:51:57) Strength (VIII) through Temperance (XIV)

(00:57:29) The Devil (XV) through The World (XXI)

(01:03:45) Final Tarot Secrets (Hot Tarot Tea!)

Episode 42. This episode was recorded on August 12, 2026.

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Week of Aug 24: SHOCKING Blood Moon LUNAR ECLIPSE in Pisces! (HAUNTING Breakthroughs & REVEALS)

Mon, 24 Aug 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Blood on the Moon!? The LUNAR ECLIPSE is coming — and this one is going to get SPOOKY. A powerful Lunar Eclipse in Pisces brings a nearly 2-year eclipse story closer toward its dramatic conclusion, AND forms a chaotic T-square with Uranus (the planet of shock and disruption). So what happens when an unpredictable planet crashes directly into an unpredictable eclipse? Please fasten your seatbelt; we anticipate tremendous amounts of turbulence.

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This week, Aliza breaks down everything you need to know about the Blood Moon Lunar Eclipse in Pisces: why the Moon turns red, what makes a Lunar Eclipse different from a Solar Eclipse, and why this particular eclipse could deliver MAJOR revelations, emotional breakthroughs. Plus: a journal prompt, tarot pull. and personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs revealing what it means for you. Tea service begins now.

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(0:21:19) Journal Prompt

(0:21:30) Tarot Card of the Week

(0:25:33) Aries Horoscope

(0:28:22) Taurus Horoscope

(0:31:15) Gemini Horoscope

(0:34:19) Cancer Horoscope

(0:37:44) Leo Horoscope

(0:41:31) Virgo Horoscope

(0:46:27) Libra Horoscope

(0:50:13) Scorpio Horoscope

(0:53:36) Sagittarius Horoscope

(0:57:31) Capricorn Horoscope

(1:00:52) Aquarius Horoscope

(1:04:44) Pisces Horoscope

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Episode 41. This episode was recorded on August 13, 2026.

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CRASHING OUT or LOCKING IN? Plus, The GHOST of Marilyn Monroe! HEXING Your Enemies! The 12th House WINS! (feat. Cogey)

Wed, 19 Aug 2026 07:00:00 GMT

You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Cogey — comedian, creator, vintage icon, and (unofficial) Marilyn Monroe channeler. As a Taurus Sun with an Aries Moon, Cogey knows sometimes you simply have to crash out to lock in! So on today’s episode, Cogey and Aliza a complex brew on creativity, being perceived, cursing your enemies with barbarous words, and going viral. It’s all totally normal!

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Aliza and Cogey explore psychic sensitivity, ancestral connections, and how Marilyn Monroe shows up in her creative practices. Plus, a lucky tarot card promises new opportunities, Casino Daddy Jupiter comes bearing MONEY, and Cogey delivers a stunning transatlantic AstroloTea performance. It’s funny! It’s witchy! It’s giving cross-platform hexes! So grab a cup and get to steeping; tea is served!

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(0:00:00) Welcome Cogey to the Tea Party

(00:01:28) Sleeping & Eating: Taurus Sun Things

(00:02:47) Crashing Out & Locking In: The Aries Moon Story

(00:04:24) How Aliza Curses Her Enemies (Barbarous Words)

(00:05:42) Tarot Pull

(00:07:39) The 11th House: Going Viral & Being Perceived

(00:12:12) The 12th House: Big Feelings & Channeling Marilyn Monroe

(00:15:39) Jupiter, Abundance, and Career Predictions

(00:18:38) Cogey Spills Hot Tea!!!!

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Episode 40. This episode was recorded on May 13, 2026.

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Week of Aug 17: INSTANT Virgo Season INTENSITY = You're DONE Playing Games (CHANGE HAPPENS NOW!)

Mon, 17 Aug 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Still reeling from last week’s Total Solar Eclipse in Leo? Well, Virgo Season is here — and you may be entitled to compensation. Or, at least, a plan you can actually start to work with. You’re done playing games, and all of us are going to be experiencing a massive energetic shift, which means Aliza Kelly is serving piping hot horoscopes for every single zodiac sign.

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In this brew, Aliza breaks down the real meaning of Virgo — beyond perfectionism, organization, and alphabetized spice racks — exploring Mercury’s powerful relationship with this mutable Earth sign, why Virgo is the zodiac’s master of refinement, and how our daily habits, routines, and practices become the building blocks of our biggest dreams. And after last week’s life-changing Solar Eclipse, this shift couldn’t come at a better time. Plus, a journal prompt, tarot pull, and scalding takes you simply won’t want to miss. Time for tea!

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(0:21:35) Journal Prompt

(0:21:46) Tarot Card of the Week

(0:26:20) Aries Horoscope

(0:29:39) Taurus Horoscope

(0:32:56) Gemini Horoscope

(0:36:22) Cancer Horoscope

(0:38:57) Leo Horoscope

(0:42:17) Virgo Horoscope

(0:45:40) Libra Horoscope

(0:48:57) Scorpio Horoscope

(0:51:51) Sagittarius Horoscope

(0:54:44) Capricorn Horoscope

(0:57:47) Aquarius Horoscope

(1:01:21) Pisces Horoscope

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Episode 39. This episode was recorded on August 11, 2026.

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DOs and DON'Ts of Eclipse Season — What Eclipses Mean For YOU (This is IMPORTANT!)

Wed, 12 Aug 2026 07:00:00 GMT

It’s Eclipse Season, baby! Everything’s changing! But what are you actually supposed to DO during Eclipse Season? Should you manifest? Absolutely not! Should you panic? Not necessarily! In today’s timely (and incredibly important) episode, Aliza Kelly spills the DOs and DON’Ts of Eclipse Season — including WHO is going to be most rock-and-rolled by this wild, crazy, unexpected energy. Yeehaw?

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Why are eclipses so different from ordinary New Moons and Full Moons? Why is manifestation such a big no-no? Who will be most impacted by the August 12 Solar Eclipse in Leo …or the August 28 Lunar Eclipse in Pisces? Aliza has something for everyone, and let’s you know EXACTLY what Eclipse Season means for you! Expect fate. Expect intensity. Expect revelations. But most importantly, expect the unexpected — because this energy absolutely spills the tea.

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(00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party
(04:40) Why are Eclipses Such a Big Deal?
(06:39) DO Meet the Eclipses
(17:28) DON’T Manifest
(25:45) DO Know What Eclipses Mean For You
(35:45) DON’T Panic
(42:20) DO Learn Your Eclipse Story
(48:57) DON’T Be Surprised If Nothing Happens

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Episode 38. This episode was recorded on August 4, 2026.

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Week of Aug 10: TOTAL Solar Eclipse in Leo = EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED! Eclipse Season is Here! (FATE! KARMA! DESTINY! Oh My!)

Mon, 10 Aug 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Welcome aboard AstroloTea Airlines — but WATCH OUT! We’re flying directly into a Total Solar Eclipse in Leo… for the first time since 2017! And your horoscope is burning hot! So what does this mean for you? Well, some passengers will be upgraded to First Class. Slay! Others, unfortunately, will being escorted onto an entirely different aircraft—arrival time and final destination remains unknown. Either way, buckle up, baby. Eclipse Season has arrived.

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Together, Aliza breaks down the WHO, WHAT, WHEN, and WHY of the Total Solar Eclipse in Leo — and how this moment connects back to major chapters from 2017–2019, 2007–2009, and the Solar Eclipse in Aquarius six months ago. Because eclipses don’t operate on our schedules: they accelerate the inevitable, expose what we have outgrown, and propel us toward the next chapter …whether we’re packed or still frantically looking for our passport. Plus, a journal prompt, tarot pull, and 12 horoscopes — for each and every sign. Prepare for takeoff!

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(0:26:40) Journal Prompt

(0:26:52) Tarot Card of the Week

(0:31:28) Aries Horoscope

(0:35:16) Taurus Horoscope

(0:38:08) Gemini Horoscope

(0:42:00) Cancer Horoscope

(0:45:50) Leo Horoscope

(0:48:45) Virgo Horoscope

(0:52:44) Libra Horoscope

(0:55:18) Scorpio Horoscope

(0:58:52) Sagittarius Horoscope

(1:01:19) Capricorn Horoscope

(1:04:27) Aquarius Horoscope

(1:07:47) Pisces Horoscope

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Episode 37. This episode was recorded on August 3, 2026.

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Your Moon's Phase.. And Why It Matters

Wed, 05 Aug 2026 07:00:00 GMT

It’s not just a phase; it’s YOUR phase! By popular demand, Aliza dives into the eight Lunar Phases—because what the Moon was doing when you were born reveals astonishing insight into your emotional wiring, your creative process, your soul's purpose, and even your unique magical abilities. Whether you're a bold Full Moon baby, a dreamy New Moon manifestor, or an old-soul Dark Moon mystic, this episode will help you understand your emotional landscape in a whole new way. Welcome to the third and final installment of our Lunar Trilogy, divas. We’ve Moonmaxxed are way to the top!

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Together, we explore all eight Lunar Phases—from the hopeful New Moon to the psychic Dark Moon—and what each one reveals about you. Along the way, Aliza explains why the Moon phase you were born under is one of the most overlooked parts of a birth chart, shares fascinating new research on how the Moon may affect human behavior and sleep, and uses the life cycle of a humble dandelion to bring the entire lunar cycle to life. It's poetic. It's practical. It's powerful. And, obviously... it's piping hot tea.

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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party

(00:04:16) What Your Lunar Phase Says About You

(00:11:41) Why the Lunar Phases Matter

(00:14:19) Are Humans Really Affected by the Moon?

(00:19:44) How to Find Your Natal Moon Phase

(00:24:25) New Moon & What It Means for You

(00:29:54) Waxing Crescent & What It Means for You

(00:33:45) First Quarter Moon & What It Means for You

(00:38:01) Waxing Gibbous & What It Means for You

(00:43:42) Full Moon & What It Means for You

(00:48:56) Waning Gibbous & What It Means for You

(00:53:13) Last Quarter Moon & What It Means for You

(00:58:18) Dark Moon / Waning Crescent & What It Means for You

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 36. This episode was recorded on July 29, 2026.

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Week of Aug 3: It's a BIG DEAL! (ARE YOU READY?) — Contracts, Commitments, and Serious Relationships!

Mon, 03 Aug 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Are you ready to sign on the dotted line? Your horoscope is HOT, and this week, prepare for huge commitments: a lover, collaborator, investor, business partner, or lifelong friend who changes the trajectory of your life. Aliza spills on Venus entering Libra (one of its favorite places to be!) and the important business meeting between the Sun and Saturn — reminders that every relationship is an agreement, and the right partnership can unlock a future that changes your life forever. Oolala!

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We’re in the Eclipse Season portal now, so whether you're negotiating a contract, defining a relationship, launching a creative project, or simply learning how to advocate for what you deserve, this week's astrology reminds us that the biggest opportunities will always require strategic negotiation. Plus: this week's journal prompt, tarot pull, and personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs. It's glamorous. It's fierce. It's giving power lunch. And, obviously, that means tea will be served.

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(0:19:23) Journal Prompt

(0:19:38) Tarot Card of the Week

(0:24:28) Aries Horoscope

(0:27:43) Taurus Horoscope

(0:31:44) Gemini Horoscope

(0:34:28) Cancer Horoscope

(0:36:59) Leo Horoscope

(0:40:18) Virgo Horoscope

(0:43:44) Libra Horoscope

(0:46:25) Scorpio Horoscope

(0:50:22) Sagittarius Horoscope

(0:53:48) Capricorn Horoscope

(0:56:31) Aquarius Horoscope

(0:59:24) Pisces Horoscope

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Episode 35. This episode was recorded on July 27, 2026.

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Your North & South Nodes... Why They Matter

Wed, 29 Jul 2026 07:00:00 GMT

It’s giving destiny! This week, we’re exploring YOUR North and South Nodes — symbols of fate, destiny, and karmic purpose in your chart. Everyone has the Nodes of Destiny (aka the Lunar Nodes) in their chart, and at this Tea Party, we’re spilling on what they mean for you. Plus, with the North Node and South Node now on a new 18-month journey, everyone is feeling the churn: that is, your soul’s mission twisting and turning to ensure you are on the right path! Are you going through your Nodal Return? Your Nodal Opposition? Nodal Square? Honey, it’s tea!

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Together, we unravel the mythology of the North and South Node (the vedic story of Rahu and Ketu), explore why eclipses change your life (literally overnight), and decode the meaning of these powerful karmic points. Then, Aliza breaks down all six nodal axes — from Aries and Libra through Virgo and Pisces — revealing the karmic lessons, soul contracts, and villain origin stories tucked inside every placement. Whether you're approaching a major nodal activation, wondering why certain themes in your life keep repeating, or you’re simply trying to understand what your birth chart says about your purpose, this episode will help you connect the dots between your past, your present, and the future. It's philosophical, practical, powerful …and, obvs, it's absolutely steaming.

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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party

(00:05:02) What are the North and South Nodes (Nodes of Destiny)?

(00:07:17) Nodal Cycles: Nodal Returns, Nodal Oppositions, Nodal Squares

(00:11:01) Why Eclipses Activate Your Destiny

(00:13:31) Rahu, Ketu, and the Mythology of the Lunar Nodes

(00:22:24) Nodes in Aries - Libra

(00:26:23) Nodes in Taurus - Scorpio

(00:33:00) Nodes in Gemini - Sagittarius

(00:37:39) Nodes in Cancer - Capricorn

(00:42:05) Nodes in Leo - Aquarius (Nodal Return / Nodal Opposition)

(00:49:34) Nodes in Virgo - Pisces

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Episode 34. This episode was recorded on July 23, 2026.

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Week of July 27: Full Moon in Aquarius = UNLEASH THY FREAK! The Nodes of Destiny have AWAKENED! (It's ALL HAPPENING!)

Mon, 27 Jul 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Get your freak on! With the North Node entering Aquarius for the first time since 2007, a dazzling Full Moon in Aquarius making things very weird (in a great way), and Jupiter yielding one of the luckiest moments of the year, this week's astrology kicks off an entirely new 18-month chapter of fate, purpose, and possibility. Are you ready to blast into the future? Well, get buckle up — it’s happening NOW!

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In this Weekly Brew, Aliza Aliza explores why the Leo-Aquarius axis asks us to balance individuality with community, explains how this cosmic reset connects back to the last North Node in Aquarius cycle (2007–2009), shares her beloved Spiritual Remote Control manifestation ritual (the 6th Annual!), happening on Wednesday in the Constellation Club (https://constellation-club.com), and why this moment feels so high stakes. BECAUSE IT IS! Grab your favorite cuppa something, because we're diving into a brand-new timeline …and this one sings!

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(0:26:49) Journal Prompt

(0:27:05) Tarot Card of the Week

(0:31:13) Aries Horoscope

(0:34:29) Taurus Horoscope

(0:38:31) Gemini Horoscope

(0:41:03) Cancer Horoscope

(0:44:04) Leo Horoscope

(0:47:26) Virgo Horoscope

(0:51:07) Libra Horoscope

(0:54:19) Scorpio Horoscope

(0:57:20) Sagittarius Horoscope

(1:00:05) Capricorn Horoscope

(1:03:10) Aquarius Horoscope

(1:06:26) Pisces Horoscope

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Episode 33. This episode was recorded on July 21, 2026.

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Dana Patterson: Taurus Hedonism, Fated Fame, and (Barely) Surviving Your Saturn Return

Wed, 22 Jul 2026 07:00:00 GMT

You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Dana Patterson — model, creator, and unapologetically fabulous Taurus! Dana joins Aliza for tea, tarot cards, and some spicy astrology sips. Together, they spill on spiritual inspiration, brutal heartbreak, and why Saturn Return really is that bitch. Plus, why a Gemini Moon and Sagittarius Rising are always down to clown.

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In this episode, Aliza and Dana dish on Gemini Men (spoiler: it’s nothing good), the hidden magic of predictive techniques, and manifestation rituals designed to actually keep you inspired. Plus, Aliza reveals the extraordinary astrological transits that suggest Dana may be entering one of the biggest eras of her career. It's funny! It's thoughtful! It's witchy! But, most importantly, it's very hot. So grab a cup and sip the brew; tea is served!

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(0:00) Welcome Dana Patterson to the Tea Party

(2:01) Tarot Pull

(3:02) Taurus PSA — It's Time to Wake Up!

(4:33) Taurus Sun Qualities

(6:49) Fame Signatures in the Birth Chart & Authenticity

(9:07) Saturn Return: Heartbreak & Reinvention

(15:29) Manifestation, Magic, & Lunar Wisdom

(19:22) Mars in Leo, Jupiter in Leo, & Career Predictions

(20:50) Rapid Fire Astrology Questions

(26:19) Can Astrology Tell the Future?

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 32. This episode was recorded on May 13, 2026.

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Week of July 20: MAJOR Leo Season DRAMA — BARBAULT'S BASKET; This Has NEVER Happened Before! (Totally NUTS!)

Mon, 20 Jul 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Holy moly, divas. It's happening. Not only is it Leo Season (meow), but one of the most anticipated astrological moments in modern history has officially arrived: Barbault’s Basket. Astrologers have been talking about this rare planetary configuration for more than 70 years, and now—for the first time in recorded history—Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto are aligning at 4º in Fire and Air signs. So... what does that actually mean? And should we be excited... or terrified?

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In this week's Weekly Brew, we explore why astrologers have been anticipating this moment for decades, what these elemental shifts actually mean, and why this is a turning point in history. Plus: Leo Season officially begins! We celebrate the zodiac's boldest sign, and celebrate what this means for your creativity, confidence, visibility, and joy.

You won’t want to miss these personalized horoscopes, served for all 12 zodiac signs, along with this week's journal prompt, tarot pull, and guidance for navigating one of the most extraordinary astrological weeks we've ever experienced. Whether this Basket brings breakthroughs, revolutions, or just some solid conversations, one thing is certain: the future is now—and honey, the tea is piping hot.

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(0:24:03) Journal Prompt

(0:24:19) Tarot Card of the Week

(0:28:46) Aries Horoscope

(0:32:11) Taurus Horoscope

(0:35:45) Gemini Horoscope

(0:39:24) Cancer Horoscope

(0:42:36) Leo Horoscope

(0:46:52) Virgo Horoscope

(0:50:28) Libra Horoscope

(0:54:38) Scorpio Horoscope

(0:57:39) Sagittarius Horoscope

(1:00:35) Capricorn Horoscope

(1:03:34) Aquarius Horoscope

(1:06:01) Pisces Horoscope

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 31. This episode was recorded on July 8, 2026.

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Answering Your Biggest Astrology Questions!

Wed, 15 Jul 2026 07:00:00 GMT

You asked for it… literally! For our very first AstroloTea Q&A, Aliza is tackling some of the biggest, most frequently asked astrology questions from the communiTEA — and honey, nothing is off the table. Should you listen to your Sun, Moon, or Rising horoscope? What's the deal with Black Moon Lilith? Which house system is actually "right?" And what does it really mean if you were born during a retrograde? It's the FAQ, baby!

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Together, we steep deep into how horoscopes are actually constructed, why every single zodiac sign exists somewhere in your birth chart (even if you don't have planets there), and why astrology works a little differently depending on where you live in the world — including a special shoutout to our Southern Hemisphere divas.

Whether you're brand new to astrology or have been studying for years, this episode is packed with practical insights, surprising mythology, and the kind of nuanced spiritual conversations that you would expect from a Tea Party. Pinky’s up!

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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party

(00:05:12) Question 1: Horoscopes for my Sun, Moon, or Rising?

(00:10:58) Question 2: What if I don't have a sign in my chart?

(00:14:04) Question 3: How does astrology apply to the Southern Hemipshere?

(00:20:49) Question 4: Whole Sign vs. Placidus?

(00:29:57) Question 5: Explain retrograde natal planets?

(00:35:39) Question 6: Tell me about Black Moon Lilith?

(00:42:47) Question 7: Due dates vs. birth dates?

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 30. This episode was recorded on July 7, 2026.

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Week of July 13: ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME! UNHINGED New Moon in Cancer and INSANE Energy (LAST CHANCE!)

Mon, 13 Jul 2026 07:00:00 GMT

This is it, friends! Between the New Moon in Cancer — the last before ECLIPSE SEASON — and Barbault Basket’s coming into formation (an alignment that has NEVER happened before, literally), we are TRULY at the end of the line… so you BETTER make it count! No pressure, but after this week, everything changes. This is your LAST CHANCE!

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In this Weekly Brew, Aliza unpacks why the Cancer New Moon is such fertile ground for manifestation, how emotions are the building blocks for reality, and why getting buckwild has such deep spiritual significance.

Then, 4 of astrology's most influential outer planets are rapidly moving into one of the rarest planetary configurations in recorded history; a phenomenon astrologers have anticipated for more than 70 years. While the biggest shifts are still unfolding, this week's New Moon offers a rare opportunity to ground yourself, reconnect with your truth, and prepare for an entirely new chapter.

Plus: this week's journal prompt, tarot pull, and personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs. Tea is served!

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(0:12:52) Journal Prompt

(0:13:13) Tarot Card of the Week

(0:18:08) Aries Horoscope

(0:21:41) Taurus Horoscope

(0:24:38) Gemini Horoscope

(0:27:19) Cancer Horoscope

(0:31:01) Leo Horoscope

(0:34:44) Virgo Horoscope

(0:38:16) Libra Horoscope

(0:41:08) Scorpio Horoscope

(0:43:37) Sagittarius Horoscope

(0:46:51) Capricorn Horoscope

(0:49:19) Aquarius Horoscope

(0:51:03) Pisces Horoscope

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 29. This episode was recorded on July 6, 2026.

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Your Venus Sign... Why It Matters

Wed, 08 Jul 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Are you secretly a nepo baby? Your Venus sign thinks so! Yes, in your birth chart, there's a glamorous goddess who absolutely believes you deserve the very best. And your Venus sign reveals more than just love and relationships — it’s everything from your values, to your style and aesthetic, to how you can become an abundance magnet. We’re breaking Venus down through all 12 zodiac signs.

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In this week's Tea Party, Aliza dives into one of astrology's most beloved planets: Venus. Your Venus sign illuminates your unique perspective on beauty, money, creativity, pleasure, self-worth, aesthetics, manifestation, and everything you consider valuable. Understanding your Venus sign can completely transform the way you approach romance, abundance, style, and the life you're building for yourself.

Together, we explore the mythology of Venus, how this glamorous goddess has a pretty metal origin story, the surprising connection between Venus Retrograde and the many "40 days and 40 nights" allegories — along with many other TANCs along the way. Plus: a complete breakdown of Venus in every zodiac sign. Whether your Venus is a fearless Aries, a luxurious Taurus, a romantic Pisces, or anywhere in between, this episode will help you understand what your soul values most — and how to build a life around what you truly deserve.

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(00:03:28) Welcome to the Tea Party

(00:05:18) Who's Venus? Meet the Diva!

(00:07:35) Values, Beauty, Self-Worth

(00:10:23) Venus as Magnetism (KEY to Manifesting)

(00:11:19) Venus Retrogrades (Morning Star & Evening Star)

(00:15:45) The Mythology of Venus (The Lore!)

(00:19:44) Venus in Your Birth Chart

(00:23:39) Venus in Aries

(00:27:33) Venus in Taurus

(00:31:48) Venus in Gemini

(00:35:24) Venus in Cancer

(00:40:16) Venus in Leo

(00:44:55) Venus in Virgo

(00:49:06) Venus in Libra

(00:53:48) Venus in Scorpio

(00:58:10) Venus in Sagittarius

(01:02:04) Venus in Capricorn

(01:05:55) Venus in Aquarius

(01:09:52) Venus in Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 28. This episode was recorded on June 30, 2026.

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Week of July 6: It's GETTING REAL! = CRAZIEST DAYS Ahead! (EMBRACE it ALL!)

Mon, 06 Jul 2026 07:00:00 GMT

The plot is THICKENS. Venus changes signs, Mercury Retrograde reaches a turning point, and Neptune begins activating one of the rarest planetary configurations of our lifetime: July’s highly-anticipated basket aspect. The future is calling... and honey, it’s for you!

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In this week's Weekly Brew, Aliza breaks down why Venus entering Virgo is about so much more than romance—it's about self-worth, priorities, and discernment. We also unpack Mercury's retrograde cazimi… and then... it’s the July of it all. Over the next few weeks, four of the most powerful outer planets will begin forming one of the most talked-about astrological configurations in modern astrology—an alignment many astrologers believe will usher in a completely new era. This week, Neptune is the first planet to assume position, inviting us to question our beliefs, redefine our identity, and imagine a future unlike anything we've experienced before.

Plus: this week's journal prompt, tarot pull, and personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs. If you've been feeling like something is shifting beneath the surface, you're not imagining it. The plot is thickening... and the tea has never been hotter.

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(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(04:46) The Weekly Brew

(19:24) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(23:52) Aries Horoscope

(26:33) Taurus Horoscope

(29:02) Gemini Horoscope

(31:40) Cancer Horoscope

(33:49) Leo Horoscope

(36:56) Virgo Horoscope

(40:34) Libra Horoscope

(43:45) Scorpio Horoscope

(46:34) Sagittarius Horoscope

(49:39) Capricorn Horoscope

(52:33) Aquarius Horoscope

(55:22) Pisces Horoscope

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 27. This episode was recorded on June 24, 2026.

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Your Jupiter Sign... And Why It Matters

Wed, 01 Jul 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Did you know that YOU have a high-rolling, risk-taking, pleasure-seeking Casino Daddy living inside your birth chart? No? Well, buckle up, baby, because today we're talking about YOUR Jupiter — the planet of luck, abundance, expansion, wisdom, "one more round" at 3AM — and what it means for you, individually, to embrace this lucky planet. We’re exploring Jupiter in every zodiac sign, including what it means to have a Jupiter Return! Tea is spilled, and you're obviously invited.

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Together, we explore Jupiter's epic mythology (yes, the one with Saturn swallowing his children), why Aliza lovingly calls Jupiter "Casino Daddy," how Jupiter has shaped major cultural moments throughout recent history, and what Jupiter's move into Leo means for the year ahead. Plus: a complete breakdown of Jupiter through all 12 zodiac signs, including how your Jupiter placement influences your relationship to opportunity, purpose, creativity, faith, and the occasional tendency to overdo absolutely everything.

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(00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party

(02:34) Who is Jupiter? Meet Casino Daddy!

(05:06) Jupiter in the Zeitgeist

(07:56) Jupiter in Cancer (2025 - 2026)

(08:49) Jupiter in Leo (2026 - 2027)

(11:24) Jupiter as Faith, Spirituality, and Hope

(13:18) The Mythology of Jupiter (The Lore!)

(19:25) Jupiter in Your Birth Chart

(20:54) Understanding Jupiter Returns

(23:32) Jupiter in Aries

(26:15) Jupiter in Taurus

(28:28) Jupiter in Gemini

(30:44) Jupiter in Cancer

(32:50) Jupiter in Leo

(35:48) Jupiter in Virgo

(38:24) Jupiter in Libra

(40:11) Jupiter in Scorpio

(42:00) Jupiter in Sagittarius

(44:46) Jupiter in Capricorn

(47:06) Jupiter in Aquarius

(49:50) Jupiter in Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 26. This episode was recorded on June 22, 2026.

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Week of June 29: NONSTOP CHAOS = Mercury Retrograde! Full Moon! Jupiter in Leo! ...BUCKLE UP!

Mon, 29 Jun 2026 07:00:00 GMT

You’re NOT ready — but your horoscope is! Mercury Retrograde begins, the Full Moon in Capricorn is extra aggro, and Jupiter enters Leo for the first time in 12-years …oh, and by the weekend, Mars collides with Uranus for the first time in Gemini in 84-years (right in time for July 4; the United States' 250th birthday). You’re on a rollercoaster, and this one goes upside down, so make sure you’re strapped in for huge energetic shifts across every aspect of life. Teehee?

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In this week's Weekly Brew, Aliza breaks down what all of these major transits actually mean — and why you don’t need to be panic, BUT you should be prepared. You'll learn why Mercury Retrograde isn't nearly as scary as its reputation suggests, what powerful breakthroughs the Capricorn Full Moon can yield, and why Jupiter's move into Leo marks the beginning of an entirely new 12-month chapter centered on confidence, creativity, and being the baddest diva you can be.

Plus: why this weekend's rare Mars-Uranus conjunction could bring sudden breakthroughs, fast-moving news, and life-changing momentum. Aliza has your this journal prompt, tarot pull, and personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs — so grab a cup and get to sipping, because tea is served.

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🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞

(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(04:42) The Weekly Brew

(20:46) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(24:33) Aries Horoscope

(27:58) Taurus Horoscope

(31:57) Gemini Horoscope

(34:51) Cancer Horoscope

(38:09) Leo Horoscope

(41:12) Virgo Horoscope

(45:54) Libra Horoscope

(49:19) Scorpio Horoscope

(52:20) Sagittarius Horoscope

(56:41) Capricorn Horoscope

(01:00:20) Aquarius Horoscope

(01:03:27) Pisces Horoscope

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 25. This episode was recorded on June 12, 2026.

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Grace Helbig: Libra Lessons, Breast Cancer, and Pisces Moon Ghost Stories (Obviously)

Wed, 24 Jun 2026 07:00:00 GMT

You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Grace Helbig — YouTube pioneer, comedian, author, host, and Libra icon! Grace joins Aliza at the table to explore tarot cards and karmic stars, unpacking Grace’s multi-decade journey through creativity, loneliness, and healing. Together, they discuss everything from Libra indecisiveness and Virgo perfectionism to psychic sensitivity, ghost encounters, and the complicated art of trusting your intuition. Plus, Grace's Pisces Moon, the dark reality of burnout, and how her breast cancer diagnosis helped her forge a new path forward.

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How can you turn your pain into art, cultivate community for fellow weirdos on the internet, and truly live your most embodied, authentic life …in front of millions of people? That’s the brew, honey! Aliza also reveals a major astrological transit unfolding in Grace's literally chart right now — one that may signal the beginning of an exciting new era. It's funny! It's vulnerable! It's haunted! But, most importantly, it's very tea. So grab a cup and get to steeping!

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(01:05) Welcome Grace Helbig to the Tea Party

(02:01) Tarot Pull

(04:39) Libra Sun Energy Explained

(07:41) Virgo Venus & Virgo Mars (Pros & Cons)

(12:04) Pisces Moon & Understanding Intuition

(17:13) Ghost Stories & Paranormal Experiences

(25:04) Uranus & Chiron: Loneliness & YouTube Fame

(32:36) Grace's Breast Cancer Journey

(39:46) Career Predictions & Jupiter Cycles

(43:32) Summer 2026 Forecast & Tarot Tea

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 24. This episode was recorded on May 15, 2026.

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Week of June 22: POWERFUL Solstice Illuminates EVERYTHING (What Cancer Season Means for YOU)

Mon, 22 Jun 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Horoscopes are served poolside, as we bask in the extra sunlight during these longest days of the year, with Summer Solstice kicking off Cancer Season and some much-needed new energy. In this Weekly Brew, Aliza dives into the meaning of Summer Solstice, why the beginning of summer aligns with Moon-ruled Cancer rather than Sun-ruled Leo (this is truly *such* tea), and what it means to stand at one of the most important turning points of the year (another World Axis point).

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Aliza muses on the spiritual symbolism of this powerful threshold, the surprising connection between Cancer and The Chariot tarot card, and why courage always begins with care. Plus, Aliza unpacks Mars entering Gemini, bringing a fresh wave of curiosity, experimentation, mischief, and very sillyhead sensibilities into the mix.

And of course, your personalized horoscopes are served for all 12 zodiac signs, along with this week’s journal prompt and tarot pull. Whether you're reflecting on how much has changed since Winter Solstice, wondering what to do with your extra sunlight, or simply looking for a sign to trust yourself a little more, the tea is hot and ready — or, perhaps it’s iced and tickled with a splash of lemonade. However you sip, it’s yours to enjoy!

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(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(04:11) The Weekly Brew

(22:47) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(28:53) Aries Horoscope

(33:54) Taurus Horoscope

(37:26) Gemini Horoscope

(40:04) Cancer Horoscope

(43:11) Leo Horoscope

(46:51) Virgo Horoscope

(51:16) Libra Horoscope

(55:33) Scorpio Horoscope

(59:17) Sagittarius Horoscope

(01:03:03) Capricorn Horoscope

(01:06:30) Aquarius Horoscope

(01:09:46) Pisces Horoscope

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 23. This episode was recorded on June 9, 2026.

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Your Chiron Sign... And Why It Matters

Wed, 17 Jun 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Where’s Chiron in your chart? This week’s Tea Party dives into Chiron — the comet that represents our deepest wounds and greatest healing — and why understanding your Chiron placement is the key to true happiness, confidence, and fulfillment. Woof.

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With Chiron moving into Taurus this week, Aliza explores what Chiron means in YOUR birth chart. She breaks down Chiron through all 12 signs, so you understand what Chiron means for you. It's time to face your fears, confront the wounds, release your shame, and actually start living the life your soul wants you to experience. It’s beautiful, profound, and — obvs — it’s tea. I mean, self-actualization is tea, baby! Get into it!

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(00:03:35) Welcome to the Tea Party

(00:05:54) What is Chiron?

(00:10:28) Chiron’s Mythology (So Intense!)

(00:20:53) Chiron in YOUR Birth Chart

(00:26:44) Chiron in Aries

(00:30:52) Chiron in Taurus

(00:35:59) Chiron in Gemini

(00:38:30) Chiron in Cancer

(00:42:43) Chiron in Leo

(00:45:26) Chiron in Virgo

(00:50:10) Chiron in Libra

(00:54:16) Chiron in Scorpio

(00:57:35) Chiron in Sagittarius

(01:01:53) Chiron in Capricorn

(01:05:50) Chiron in Aquarius

(01:09:27) Chiron in Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 22. This episode was recorded on June 8, 2026.

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Week of June 15: Chiron in Taurus = SUCH A BIG DEAL (This Will CHANGE Your Life... Seriously)

Mon, 15 Jun 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Chiron, the wounded healer, enters Taurus, which means we’re entering a brand new healing journey — while also closing out of one of the most chaotic, identity-shaking, paradigm-shifting chapters of our lives. Tea! It’s your Weekly Brew, and Aliza’s serving horoscopes, unpacking what’s been going on since 2018, and what YOU should expect over the next 8-years with Chiron in Taurus. Aliza spills predictions about the future, reflections on the past (it’s giving historical lens!), and what this massive energetic shift means for YOU, individually.

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Since 2018, Chiron in Aries has pushed us to confront wounds around identity, confidence, anger, belonging, and our right to exist exactly as we are. But now, the narrative shifts: We’re moving from “who am I?” to “what do I value?” And that, my friend, is a deep steep. Personalized horoscopes are served for all 12 zodiac signs — including a journal prompt, tarot pull, and plenty of existential tea to get your buzzed up for the week ahead.

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(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(04:53) The Weekly Brew

(23:20) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(29:45) Aries Horoscope

(33:19) Taurus Horoscope

(36:33) Gemini Horoscope

(40:03) Cancer Horoscope

(43:11) Leo Horoscope

(47:02) Virgo Horoscope

(51:40) Libra Horoscope

(55:02) Scorpio Horoscope

(58:48) Sagittarius Horoscope

(01:02:39) Capricorn Horoscope

(01:05:31) Aquarius Horoscope

(01:07:50) Pisces Horoscope

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 21. This episode was recorded on June 2, 2026.

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Caitlin Reilly on Virgo Psychosis, Paranormal Experiences, and Mercury Retrograde's Unexpected Magic

Wed, 10 Jun 2026 07:00:00 GMT

You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Caitlin Reilly (https://www.instagram.com/hicaitlinreilly) — comedian, actor, and consummate Virgo… who also happened to be born during Mercury Retrograde! Tea! Caitlin joins Aliza for spills on tarot cards and proverbial stars; namely, what does it mean when it feels like you’re navigating one of the most intense chapters of your life… and then you find out that you actually are? Yikes!

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Together, Aliza and Caitlin steep deep, exploring everything from Virgo perfectionism and color-coordinated nail polish (disrespectfully), paranormal experiences, and what it means to suddenly become very, very angry. They unpack Caitlin’s major nodal return, why 2026 may mark the beginning of an entirely new timeline, and how some bridges need to get burned. Plus: real ghost stories, Caitlin’s take on Gemini women AND men (it will shock you), and why Aquarians make the best doctors. You won’t want to miss this sesh.

🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞

(00:00) Welcome Caitlin Reilly to The Tea Party

(01:25) Tarot Pull

(03:36) Classic Virgo Personality

(05:43) Unpacking The Big 3

(09:45) Aura Color Reveal

(10:48) Born During Mercury Retrograde

(13:37) 0º Aries in a Birth Chart

(16:44) Ghost Stories and Paranormal Experiences

(27:22) Exploring the Nodal Return

(31:28) Would You Rather (Astrology Game Edition)

(36:24) Caitlin Serves Hot Tea!!!

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 20. This episode was recorded on May 13, 2026.

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Week of June 8: New Moon in Gemini = ENERGY BOOST You've Been CRAVING (Plus, Venus and Jupiter KISS!)

Mon, 08 Jun 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Respectfully, you need an attitude adjustment! Aliza spills your weekly horoscope, and the piping hot theme is LIVE DELICIOUSLY — all thanks to Venus (the planet of love and values) doing the absolute most (including forming an incredibly lucky connection with Jupiter). Then, as we race toward a gorgeous New Moon in Gemini, you’re invited to explore the wonders of neuroplasticity, intentionally shifting your mindset to invite more pleasure, joy, and opportunities into your life. What if you took a break from catastrophizing, and started experimenting with the possibility that things might actually work out? Hey, it’s worth a shot!

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This week offers major opportunities for healing, confidence, romance, and abundance, — and against the backdrop of the New Moon in Gemini’s sharp intellect — we’re reminded that that life changes through conversations, choices, and curiosity. Get ready to sip on some minty fresh perspectives, piping hot predictions, and potent reminders that your thoughts and words create your reality. Plus: a journal prompt, tarot pull, and personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs. Your weekly brew is served!

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(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(04:26) The Weekly Brew

(18:04) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(23:07) Aries Horoscope

(26:45) Taurus Horoscope

(29:59) Gemini Horoscope

(32:56) Cancer Horoscope

(36:10) Leo Horoscope

(40:10) Virgo Horoscope

(43:27) Libra Horoscope

(46:48) Scorpio Horoscope

(49:16) Sagittarius Horoscope

(52:20) Capricorn Horoscope

(55:51) Aquarius Horoscope

(58:29) Pisces Horoscope

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 19. This episode was recorded on June 1, 2026.

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Your Moon's House... And Why It Matters

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 07:00:00 GMT

By popular demand (!), Aliza dives into your Moon through the Houses — the area of life where your emotional world lives, breathes, crashes out, reinvents itself, and (hopefully) learns how to ride the tidal waves. If you’ve ever wanted to understand WHY you are the way you are, why certain themes in your life are SO high stakes, and why intense themes ebb and flow over and over again... well, divas, that’s your Moon in a House. J'adore!

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Whether your Moon lives in the haunted attic of the 8th House, the dressing room of the 1st House, the courtroom of the 7th House, or the astral plane of the 12th House, this episode is going to help you understand the ins-and-outs of your emotional reality. Together, we unpack how the House your Moon occupies shapes everything from relationships to creativity, money to belonging — and why understanding this placement can completely change the way you experience reality. Expect massive revelations, villain origin stories, psychic detours, and some very hot tea about why your most sensitive area of life may also be your greatest source of magic.

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(00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party

(06:00) What are the Houses?

(10:25) Zodiac Signs vs. Houses

(19:06) Moon in 1st House

(23:16) Moon in 2nd House

(26:10) Moon in 3rd House

(28:50) Moon in 4th House

(32:18) Moon in 5th House

(36:34) Moon in 6th House

(40:40) Moon in 7th House

(44:12) Moon in 8th House

(47:40) Moon in 9th House

(51:04) Moon in 10th House

(54:36) Moon in 11th House

(57:59) Moon in 12th House

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 18. This episode was recorded on May 21, 2026.

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Week of June 1: WELCOME to the JUNE-gle! (EVERYTHING's about to CHANGE)

Mon, 01 Jun 2026 07:00:00 GMT

It's wild out there, and Aliza's serving weekly AND monthly horoscopes in this very special episode. Yeehaw! We’re officially crossing into the 6th month of the year, which means 2026 is halfway over… and the second act is just beginning. And honey, you know the second act is always when things get very, very interesting. Aliza breaks down why June is one of the most important turning points of 2026, and how this week gets you set up for major change.

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In the weeks ahead, Chiron enters Taurus and Jupiter enters Leo — but this week, with Mercury moving into Cancer changing the emotional climate, and the Sun sextiling Saturn inviting you to stay steady after months of recalibration, expect heartfelt conversations, intuitive hits, and strong indications that things may finally begin turning around. Plus: a journal prompt, tarot pull, and personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs. It’s the full kettle, baby, so we hope you're thirsty. Your weekly brew is served.

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(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(04:39) The Weekly Brew

(23:09) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(27:41) Aries

(31:52) Taurus

(35:29) Gemini

(38:58) Cancer

(42:10) Leo

(46:01) Virgo

(48:57) Libra

(52:35) Scorpio

(56:18) Sagittarius

(59:23) Capricorn

(01:02:35) Aquarius

(01:05:58) Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 17. This episode was recorded on May 20, 2026.

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Gus Heagerty SPILLS on Victorian Ghosts and Gemini Men

Wed, 27 May 2026 07:00:00 GMT

It's our first CelebriTEA PARTY! Welcome Gus Heagerty — comedian, actor, Internet icon — to the brew. Gus joins Aliza at the table to unpack his birth chart, spill a little tea, and figure out what the stars have to say about his career, destiny, and his deeply relatable adoration for mommy!

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Together, Aliza and Gus steep deep, exploring everything from the complexity of being the class clown, embracing our psychic sensitivity, to why he needs to run naked through the woods from time to time. They unpack his powerful nodal return, what it means to finally step into an artist identity, and to embrace change. Plus: a tarot pull that gets suspiciously specific, a very spirited defense of Gemini men (Dan Pelosi! Nick Kroll!), and an absolutely piping hot astrology breakdown of why Scorpio and Gemini deserve the Kris Jenner experience. You won't want to miss this sesh.

🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞

(00:00) Welcome Gus Heagerty to The Tea Party

(02:00) Tarot Pull

(04:15) Numerology Moment

(06:31) Unpacking the Big 3

(10:36) Exploring the Nodal Return

(14:17) The Moon & Mommy Things

(17:32) Defending Gemini Men

(22:07) Justice for Scorpios

(24:23) Gus Serves Hot Tea!!!

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 16. This episode was recorded on May 8, 2026.

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Week of May 25: WILD Blue Full Moon in Sagittarius TRUTH BOMBS

Mon, 25 May 2026 07:00:00 GMT

A BLUE MOON!?! IN THIS ECONOMY!? Your horoscope is served, and the theme of the week is MORE, MORE, MORE. We’re building toward a rare Blue Moon in Sagittarius— the second Full Moon in the month of May — and honey, she did not come to play. Expect breakthroughs! Expect revelations! Expect insomnia! If the first half of 2026 has felt heavy, frustrating, or even disappointing… good news: the energy is finally starting to shift. Let’s lock in.

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Aliza breaks down why this Blue Moon feels so powerful, what Sagittarius energy teaches us about expansion after survival, and why this lunation may mark the turning point you’ve been waiting for. With support from Saturn, Pluto, Jupiter, Neptune, and even some astrological deep cuts (hi, Juno and Vesta), this week’s astrology is surprisingly supportive — helping you release fear, stretch beyond old limitations, and reconnect with possibility. Plus: a journal prompt, tarot pull, and personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs to help you figure out where life is asking you to grow, glow, and maybe even take a tiny risk. Your weekly brew is served!

🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️

🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞

(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(03:10) The Weekly Brew

(13:17) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(18:55) Aries

(21:20) Taurus

(23:54) Gemini

(26:28) Cancer

(29:56) Leo

(32:44) Virgo

(35:16) Libra

(37:55) Scorpio

(41:15) Sagittarius

(44:38) Capricorn

(49:06) Aquarius

(53:04) Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 15. This episode was recorded on May 11, 2026.

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5 Signs Your Life is ACTUALLY Hard, Astrologically

Wed, 20 May 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Is your life EXTRA difficult? Honey, it’s not in your head — it’s actually in your chart! At the Tea Party, Aliza breaks down the 5 hardest astrological placements in a birth chart; signatures that point to challenging paths that demand growth sans any shortcuts. So are you… cursed? Actually, quite the opposite! Believe it or not, these signatures reveal the bewitching life your soul NEEDED you to experience. TANC!

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🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞

Whether your Moon is in Capricorn, Saturn is on your Ascendant, or you were born during a Solar Eclipse, this episode is for ANYONE who understands that things are rarely easy. The journey is filled with bumps and bruises! And that’s okay! Along the way, Aliza shares personal stories about growing up with instability, why some people genuinely do have heavier loads, and — most importantly — how to work with these placements to enhance your personal power… because if you have any of these, you’re a lot more magical than you realize. The tea is hot, so tune in for this medicinal brew; today, self-actualization is served.

🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️

🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞

(01:54) Welcome to the Tea Party

(03:06) Do You Feel Cursed?

(09:57) Capricorn Sun, Moon, or Rising

(16:12) Strong Saturn Energy

(22:17) Eclipse Babies

(32:04) Strong Pluto Energy

(39:28) Strong Chiron Energy

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 14. This episode was recorded on May 6, 2026.

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Week of May 18: INSTANT Gemini Season CHAOS — URANUS is at it AGAIN!

Mon, 18 May 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Get ready to spiral (but in a cute way?) because Gemini Season has arrived! Your horoscope is served, and the theme of the week is THINK FAST. Expect shocking realizations, strange breakthroughs, scandalous flirtation, and way too much overstimulation. Let’s lock in, honey. Aliza breaks down why Gemini energy gets such a bad reputation, how to survive a Uranus cazimi without blowing a fuse, and why this week is ultimately about staying curious without completely frying your nervous system. Plus: a journal prompt, tarot pull, and personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs to help you navigate the chaos, the breakthroughs, and the absolutely unhinged revelations headed your way.

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Also this week, Mars enters Taurus and Venus glides into Cancer, bringing a little Nancy Meyers aesthetic back into our lives… right before the Sun yeets itself into Gemini and into the arms of Uranus, the Sun enters Gemini and immediately forms the very first Uranus cazimi in Gemini, marking a major energetic shift around communication, ideas, technology, curiosity, and collective consciousness. But whether that genius inspiration becomes a breakthrough or a complete crash-out depends entirely on how you work with the energy.

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(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(05:12) The Weekly Brew

(17:59) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(22:07) Aries

(25:12) Taurus

(28:54) Gemini

(32:31) Cancer

(36:27) Leo

(40:00) Virgo

(43:21) Libra

(47:02) Scorpio

(50:23) Sagittarius

(54:22) Capricorn

(57:42) Aquarius

(01:01:04) Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 13. This episode was recorded on May 6, 2026.

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Your Moon Sign... And Why It Matters

Wed, 13 May 2026 07:00:00 GMT

What’s YOUR Moon Sign? And did you know the Moon reveals EVERYTHING? Your emotional needs? Your coping mechanisms? Your relationship with your MOTHER! In this deep, emotional, wildly insightful episode, Aliza breaks down the Moon through every sign of the zodiac—from fiery Aries Moons who process feelings through action, to deeply psychic Pisces Moons absorbing every emotion that’s ever existed. Plus, Aliza is introducing a brand new term to help you unlock the highest expression of your emotional inner world: it’s called MOONMAXXING, baby. And we love to see it!

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Get ready for a powerful explanation as to why the Moon is one of the most important placements in astrology, how lunar cycles shape your emotional reality, what monthly Lunar Return means for YOU, and why understanding your Moon sign can completely transform the way you relate to yourself …and everyone around you. This episode is funny, healing, validating, and way too real. Because once you understand your Moon sign… well, there’s no going back. Are you ready?

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(03:43) Welcome to the Tea Party

(04:47) Meet the Moon (A True Diva)

(10:48) Moonmaxxing: It's a Thing!

(13:02) The Moon As Mother

(17:52) Moon in Aries

(20:57) Moon in Taurus

(23:58) Moon in Gemini

(27:23) Moon in Cancer

(31:45) Moon in Leo

(35:04) Moon in Virgo

(40:05) Moon in Libra

(43:43) Moon in Scorpio

(47:49) Moon in Sagittarius

(50:19) Moon in Capricorn

(53:53) Moon in Aquarius

(57:38) Moon in Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 12. This episode was recorded on May 4, 2026.

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Week of May 11: New Moon in Taurus = The LUCKIEST Energy of the ENTIRE YEAR?!

Mon, 11 May 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Money! Love! Horoscopes! Ready to manifest? Good — because this week’s astrology, anchored by the New Moon in Taurus, is absolutely dripping with potential. The theme of the week is ROOM TO BLOOM, and Aliza is serving up a gorgeous guide to working with one of the most fertile and supportive weeks we’ve had in a long time. Let’s plant some seeds, honey.

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This week features a lush and luxurious New Moon in Taurus, a Mercury cazimi that supercharges manifestation through language and intention, and a delicious mutual reception between Mercury and Venus that’s giving money, romance, creativity, and opportunity. Plus, Mercury enters Gemini and immediately syncs up with Uranus, delivering shocking insights, breakthroughs, and major mainline-to-the-universe energy. So much tea!

Aliza breaks down how to work with the week’s astrology, serves personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs (including bespoke manifestation practices), pulls a tarot card for the week ahead, and shares a journal prompt to help you align with the abundance that’s trying to find you. Get ready for a real treat!

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(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(03:43) The Weekly Brew

(14:53) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(19:07) Aries

(21:20) Taurus

(24:33) Gemini

(28:01) Cancer

(30:38) Leo

(33:49) Virgo

(36:59) Libra

(39:43) Scorpio

(42:24) Sagittarius

(44:47) Capricorn

(48:05) Aquarius

(50:49) Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 11. This episode was recorded on April 21, 2026.

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7 Signs You're Actually Psychic (Plus, Intuition vs. Anxiety — How To Tell The Difference!)

Wed, 06 May 2026 07:00:00 GMT

What's the deal with your spidey senses? Those repeating angel numbers? Your random premonitions? Honey, your actually psychic! In this week’s Tea Party, Aliza is spilling on the 7 biggest psychic signatures in a birth chart. Basically, if you’ve ever felt “the twisty spins,” knew something was going to happen before it did, or had a supernatural encounter, this is your brew. But you already knew that ;)

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But first, we’re breaking down the difference between sensitivity, intuition, and full-blown psychic powers — because your gifts are only useful if you know how to work with them. Aliza explains the clairs, the connection between psychic ability and the senses, and the very important distinction between anxiety and intuition. Then we dive into the placements that scream PSYCHIC MAGIC BADDIE WITCH, exploring how these signatures show up, what they mean, and how to strengthen them without getting lost in the sauce. So pour yourself a cup, check your chart, and let's get mystical.

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(02:09) Welcome to the Tea Party

(06:46) Meet the Clairs: The Psychic Senses

(11:16) Anxiety vs. Intutition

(15:00) Strong Pisces Energy

(21:58) 12th House Planets

(25:56) Prominent Neptune

(30:14) Moon in a Water Sign

(37:19) Mercury in a Water Sign

(40:18) 8th House Planets

(44:55) Strong Vesta Asteroid

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 10. This episode was recorded on April 20, 2026.

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Week of May 4: STRESSFUL Moments = BIG Rewards (ACCEPT the CHALLENGE!)

Mon, 04 May 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Ready for a stressful, annoying, and high-pressure week? Of course not, but your horoscope is served — and Aliza is here to help you understand the method to the madness. We’re steeping into our theme of the week, PRESSURE IS POWER, to help YOU understand how to work WITH the tense energy. Let’s turn you into a diamond, baby!

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With Mars in Aries squaring Jupiter in Cancer, and Mercury in Taurus clashing with Pluto in Aquarius… right before Pluto begins going retrograde… this week demands that you examine your own patterns around control, power, and transformation. But maybe all of this tension can actually help push us forward? Maybe it’s exactly what we’ve been waiting for? Plus, Aliza serves up personalized horoscopes for all 12 signs, a journal prompt to help you navigate the squeeze, and a tarot pull to guide your next move.

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(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(03:10) The Weekly Brew

(16:33) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(20:49) Aries

(23:11) Taurus

(26:02) Gemini

(28:31) Cancer

(31:07) Leo

(33:17) Virgo

(36:00) Libra

(38:13) Scorpio

(40:44) Sagittarius

(43:35) Capricorn

(46:15) Aquarius

(48:54) Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 9. This episode was recorded on April 17, 2026.

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The 12 Houses in YOUR Chart... And Why They Matter

Wed, 29 Apr 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Do you want the HOUSE TOUR (except it's astrology)? Aliza is your freaky relator, inviting you to step inside the 12 Houses of the Birth Chart. This week’s Tea Party breaks down one of the most essential (and most misunderstood) parts of astrology, and Aliza explains what every single House is about — and why it matters.

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In this episode, Aliza Kelly walks you through all 12 Houses so you can understand how each area of your life is mapped — from identity to money, relationships to career, wellness to transcendence. If you’ve ever felt like certain patterns keep repeating, or like different parts of your life operate by completely different rules, this is the framework that connects everything. Once you understand your Houses, you understand how your life is structured — and how to actually work with it. Plus, she'll even throw in the furniture!

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(03:54) Welcome to the Tea Party

(06:56) Houses

(14:06) 1st House

(16:54) 2nd House

(20:38) 3rd House

(23:12) 4th House

(26:16) 5th House

(29:48) 6th House

(32:13) 7th House

(36:35) 8th House

(39:49) 9th House

(42:22) 10th House

(45:20) 11th House

(47:46) 12th House

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 8. This episode was recorded on April 10, 2026.

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Week of April 27: HAUNTING Full Moon in Scorpio REVELATIONS

Mon, 27 Apr 2026 07:00:00 GMT

It’s giving Halloween! Your horoscope is served, and the theme is YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE, as we build toward a potent Full Moon in Scorpio that’s loaded with chills and thrills. Expect revelations, emotional truth, and a few graveyard-level resurrections — because yes, under this lunation, the past will be busting out of the soil. Spooky!

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Aliza breaks down why this Full Moon in Scorpio is such a powerful moment for release, reckoning, and radical honesty — especially as Venus in Gemini forms a supportive trine to Pluto, offering an early clue about what’s coming into focus. We talk about what this Full Moon reveals, why discernment is your superpower this week, and how to stop overwatering dead plants… emotionally speaking. Plus: a journal prompt, tarot pull, and personalized horoscopes for all 12 signs.

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(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(04:26) The Weekly Brew

(13:24) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(17:36) Aries

(20:25) Taurus

(22:35) Gemini

(24:57) Cancer

(27:50) Leo

(30:26) Virgo

(33:20) Libra

(35:32) Scorpio

(38:24) Sagittarius

(41:10) Capricorn

(44:21) Aquarius

(46:59) Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 7. This episode was recorded on April 10, 2026.

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Your Uranus Sign... And Why It Matters

Wed, 22 Apr 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Where’s Uranus in your chart? (No, not that. Don't be disgusting.) This week’s Tea Party dives into Uranus — the planet of revolution, rebellion, disruption, and all things freaky & unconventional — and why understanding your Uranus placement is the key to accessing your zone of genius.

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With Uranus moving into Gemini, the energy is fast, electric, and incredibly volatile, pushing you to reconnect with what actually inspires you. Aliza breaks down Uranus through all 12 signs AND 12 houses, so you understand what Uranus means for your generation — and for you, individually. It's time to push the envelope, and this is exactly what you need to know about YOUR personal revolution.

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(03:13) Welcome to the Tea Party

(05:50) Uranus Mythology

(16:05) What It Means For You

(18:46) Identity, Queerness, and Personal Rebellion

(21:26) Revolution in the Zeitgeist, Through the Generations

(23:24) Uranus in Taurus through Uranus in Scorpio

(31:15) Uranus in Sagittarius through Uranus in Aries

(41:08) 1st House

(42:32) 2nd House

(43:39) 3rd House

(45:02) 4th House

(45:58) 5th House

(47:08) 6th House

(48:28) 7th House

(49:43) 8th House

(51:30) 9th House

(52:33) 10th House

(53:42) 11th House

(54:43) 12th House

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 6. This episode was recorded on March 25, 2026.

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Week of April 20: Uranus in Gemini = SHOCKING Surprises Change YOUR Life ...Forever

Mon, 20 Apr 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Uranus enters Gemini — a once-in-a-lifetime transit — and the tea is SCALDING, honey! Our Weekly Brew is absolutely WILD, as Aliza Kelly explains why Uranus (the planet of shock & awe) entering Gemini will change the world (on both a personal and collective level), kicking off a brand new cycle that hasn't happened in 84-years. Oh, and it's Taurus Season!

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Uranus in Gemini has a long and terrifying correlation with historical conflicts (WWII, The Civil War, The Revolutionary War)... but maybe that's just because the United States of America was born with Uranus in Gemini? Tea! We also reflect on the past 7 years, as the Uranus in Taurus chapter comes to a close, and talk about how it's TANC (There Are No Coincidences) that this is all happening at the beginning of Taurus Season. You WON'T want to miss this pour!

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(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(04:13) The Weekly Brew

(24:17) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(28:07) Aries

(31:03) Taurus

(35:17) Gemini

(39:13) Cancer

(42:27) Leo

(45:50) Virgo

(49:28) Libra

(52:29) Scorpio

(55:42) Sagittarius

(58:13) Capricorn

(01:00:54) Aquarius

(01:03:27) Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 5. This episode was recorded on March 25, 2026.

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5 Things You NEED To Know About YOUR Birth Chart (Start Here)

Wed, 15 Apr 2026 07:00:00 GMT

So you want to understand astrology, but you don't know where to start? Right here, divas! This week’s Tea Party is a hot pour for anyone who wants a fresh perspective on their birth chart: Aliza's breaking down the 5 things you need to know about astrology, so you can get out of your head and into the stars. Astrology doesn't need to be overwhelming—and, in this episode, Aliza makes sure the brew is fun, accessible, and potent. Classique.

(00:39) Welcome to the Tea Party

(02:41) Are You Overwhelmed by Astrology?

(09:46) Look Beyond Your Sun Sign

(13:12) Understand Your Big 3

(26:20) Your Chart is Not A Table

(33:91) Aspects Aspects Aspects!

(38:35) Astrology Doesn’t Need to Be “Real”

(44:09) Bonus Tips

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 4. This episode was recorded on March 20, 2026.

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Week of April 13: MAJOR New Moon in Aries BREAKTHROUGHS

Mon, 13 Apr 2026 07:00:00 GMT

The theme of this Weekly Brew is KEEP ON PUSHING, and we're serving heavy pour-oscopes (yes, that's your horoscope). As we reach the final stretch of Aries Season and build toward a powerful New Moon in Aries aligned with Chiron, expect a powerful breakthrough to snap into place.

With Mars activating Saturn, Neptune, and Pluto, the energy is urgent, creative, and intense, pushing you to act on the ideas that have been building and to move forward with real conviction. Conversations accelerate, instincts sharpen, and the connection between thought and action takes a powerful twist. Inspiration turns into momentum, and we love to see it.

Aliza breaks down what this New Moon means for healing, courage, and your next chapter — along with a tarot pull and horoscopes for all 12 signs.

(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(04:11) The Weekly Brew

(17:07) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(21:13) Aries

(23:50) Taurus

(26:43) Gemini

(29:27) Cancer

(32:11) Leo

(35:21) Virgo

(38:44) Libra

(41:19) Scorpio

(43:59) Sagittarius

(47:27) Capricorn

(49:46) Aquarius

(52:50) Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 3. This episode was recorded on March 16, 2026.

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Your Mars Sign... And Why It Matters

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Where’s Mars in your chart? This week’s Tea Party dives into Mars — the planet of anger, sex, drive, and raw life force energy — and why understanding your Mars placement is the key to feeling alive again.

With Mars moving into Aries, the energy is urgent, physical, and impossible to ignore, pushing you to reconnect with what actually turns you on and motivates you. Aliza breaks down Mars through all 12 signs so you can understand how you express desire, handle conflict, and activate your personal power. If you’re ready to reclaim your fire, your agency, and your appetite for life, this is where it starts.

(00:00) Introduction to AstroloTea

(02:49) Welcome to The Tea Party

(04:08) Understanding Mars in Astrology

(08:27) Sex, Gender & Mars: Why Women Need Anger

(15:35) Libido, Desire & Life Force: Awakening Your Energy

(18:28) Mars in Aries

(22:15) Mars in Taurus

(25:21) Mars in Gemini

(28:16) Mars in Cancer

(31:15) Mars in Leo

(33:56) Mars in Virgo

(38:29) Mars in Libra

(42:20) Mars in Scorpio

(46:31) Mars in Sagittarius

(49:04) Mars in Capricorn

(52:26) Mars in Aquarius

(55:27) Mars in Pisces

(58:26) Going Deeper: Next Steps for Mars

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 2. This episode was recorded on March 10, 2026.

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Week of April 6: Mars in Aries = Get Ready To FIGHT

Mon, 06 Apr 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Welcome to the very first episode of AstroloTea—your Weekly Brew, including your horoscope, served hot and ready to set the tone for what’s ahead.

This week’s theme is TIME TO FIGHT, as Mars links up with Uranus at a critical degree before charging into Aries, activating one of the most powerful points in the zodiac. Expect momentum, urgency, and a clear call to action around what actually matters in your life. Get ready for astrology, tarot, and horoscopes for every sign so you know exactly where to direct your energy. Big, big energy coming in hot!

(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(07:41) The Weekly Brew

(17:01) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(21:34) Aries

(24:04) Taurus

(26:01) Gemini

(28:10) Cancer

(30:07) Leo

(32:17) Virgo

(34:29) Libra

(36:25) Scorpio

(38:28) Sagittarius

(40:47) Capricorn

(43:06) Aquarius

(45:01) Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 1. This episode was recorded on March 9, 2026.

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You're Invited to AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 22:02:48 GMT

Put the kettle on! It’s time to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. New episodes poured every Monday and Wednesday.

Every week, celebrity astrologer and bestselling author Aliza Kelly breaks down what’s happening in the sky and what it actually means for you. On Mondays, tune in for The Weekly Brew, where Aliza walks you through the week’s astrology with horoscopes for every zodiac sign, tarot pulls, and practical guidance to help you work with the energy of the moment. Then on Wednesdays, join The Tea Party, where things go deeper: birth charts, timing techniques, scandals, mysteries — and maybe even some celebrity chart readings, too.

Whether you’re brand new to astrology or you’ve been sipping for years, AstroloTea is your destination for personal insight, healing breakthroughs, and all the piping hot tea you’ll love to stir.

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