Ain’t It Footy

Matchweak 1

Wed, 26 Aug 2026 21:03:21 GMT

The first installment of the 2026/2027 season is here! Arsenal still good? Spurs still…Spurs? Is City going to survive with short hair Haaland?

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Player Of The Season: Divorce

Thu, 20 Aug 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Community Shield, Pep documentary, Top 4 predictions

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Kohl’s Transfer Market

Tue, 11 Aug 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Hair plugs, Vini, Salah, Bruno

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My Cousin Gianni

Tue, 04 Aug 2026 10:00:00 GMT

American cousins, ill-timed hair transplants and the dream of the man with the new chin

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Chins Up

Tue, 28 Jul 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Wins, chins, tuxedos and more. The final installment of World Cup 2026 coverage…a week late.

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Bum Oui

Tue, 14 Jul 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Quarterfinals, bum wee, bum passes, xenophobia again

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Haaland = Shaq?

Wed, 08 Jul 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Round of 16, racist Senators, Haaland love

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MLS > The World

Tue, 30 Jun 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Knockouts, extortion, inquests, missed pens and hidden jamon

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Behold A Pale Horse

Thu, 25 Jun 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Group stage wrap up, disappointments, hottest parent award?

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Full Kit Wankers

Wed, 17 Jun 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Wins, draws, bottomless salsa, Thierry and Zlatan vs Alexi

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Dark Horses 2026

Tue, 09 Jun 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Time to preview the 2026 World Cup, yes that one. We got Dark Horses, Favorites and we ask the tough questions like WILL NEYMAR WEAR A WIG?

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It Mostly Worked Out

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Budapest L's, London redder than the devil's taint, Slot thoughts

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Anything New Going On?

Wed, 27 May 2026 10:00:00 GMT

This week we say farewell to Pep Guar-ARSENAL WON THE LEAGUE!!!

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Butt Fully Out

Tue, 19 May 2026 10:00:00 GMT

It's one match closer to the end, it's Piero's beautiful butt, it's a lucky non red card.

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Winner Winner Roast Dinner

Tue, 12 May 2026 10:04:01 GMT

This week it's VAR, the hardest Arsenal players and Real beef. Nothing else except tangents. That's it. Listen.

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Is This Boston Market?

Tue, 05 May 2026 10:00:00 GMT

The boys are hella greasy, spiced up like a Fremen warrior, and looking for the nearest Boston Market...

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Sand Blastin’

Sat, 02 May 2026 21:01:03 GMT

It's all about, hope, Jamón and the sacred art of the SAND BLAST.

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Clapped Cheeks, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose

Tue, 21 Apr 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Picking up the pieces after that thing that happened at the Etihad...

WATCH: apropos of nothing

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Weeble Wobble FC

Wed, 15 Apr 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Panic is setting in, copium entering the veins, can Captain Planet play as a 9?

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PUB DUST

Tue, 07 Apr 2026 10:00:00 GMT

This week, Italy stays woke, Arsenal kisses the treble goodbye, pub dust and much more!

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French Drip Sandwiches

Tue, 31 Mar 2026 10:00:00 GMT

This week we talk fashion, the trash World Cup song and a moment in history with Cristiano Ronaldo!

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Got Me A Bottle

Wed, 25 Mar 2026 10:00:00 GMT

In this episode, the guys talk Carabao-y owie, fraudulent managers, Samuel L Jackson from '187' saving Tottenham and much more!

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Surfin The Web

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 11:00:00 GMT

The guys are riding (precariously) high off of another Arsenal victory! They talk Max Dowman's magic moment, Chelsea's "HuddleGate"... thing, and check in with the rest of the league in match week 30!

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Woodbridge Lore

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 10:00:00 GMT

The guys consider buying a 10th-tier club, explore some Woodbridge, VA lore, enjoy some classic nasheeds and check in on match week 29!

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Sunburned Butt

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 11:50:22 GMT

The guys talk about Robyn's 'Dancin' On My Own' vs. Juvenile's 'Back That Azz Up', the practice of perineum sunning, and SOME footy-related events!

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PonDyReplay Wales

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 10:55:00 GMT

Is Tom Jones Black? Is North London RED? These questions will be vaguely answered in this week's episode!

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It’s Giving Bottle

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 10:55:00 GMT

Everything is fine and we are not panicked at all, so we don't even know why you're listening. We're good, bro... you geekin'. We're actually quite zen about the whole thing, so fInd a new angle...

WATCH: Arsenal Supporters RN

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Be A Bad Father

Tue, 10 Feb 2026 11:05:00 GMT

This week the fellers lament Liverpool's capitulation at Anfield, wonder what Liam Rosenior was like as a kid and discuss the potential downfall of their most cherished rival!

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Pocket Full Of Billies

Tue, 03 Feb 2026 10:00:00 GMT

This week it's all about the power of Billies, a resurgent United, wild speculation about Pep's divorce and Joao Pedro's heart!

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Been Dorgu’d

Tue, 27 Jan 2026 10:00:00 GMT

This week the laddies contemplate the ever wobbling Arsenal while also wondering if this very show created the monster: Patrick Dorgu!

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Man Age, Pod Cast

Tue, 20 Jan 2026 10:00:00 GMT

This week we catch up on the unhinged AFCON final, Carabao Cup results and thank the heavens that every other team sucked just a little bit more than Arsenal this round!

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FA Kush

Tue, 13 Jan 2026 10:00:00 GMT

This week it's FA Cup Third Round, PL and secret nightclubs and bad fake IDs at Stamford Bridge!

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Sack City, Sack Sack City

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 10:00:00 GMT

This week your boiz take a moment to reflect on the Festive Fixtures and wonder who will get the sack next, City's injury woes and load…management?

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Back Four For What?

Tue, 30 Dec 2025 10:00:00 GMT

This week the fellers chat the skin tight title race, Calafiori's awkward absence, broke Barcelona behavior and the signing of the season!

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Was Youri Tielemans In B2K?

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 10:00:00 GMT

This week the lads ponder alternate careers for Youri Tielemans, Chris learns about the cinematic classic You Got Served and Hugo Ekitike thrusts a new celebration into the faces of Spurs supporters... Oh and Arsenal tops the table for Christmas, but does that even mean anything?

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United Are (Not) Back!

Tue, 16 Dec 2025 11:00:00 GMT

In this episode we cover Enzo Maresca's cryptic crash out, Messi's Kolkata debut along with the rest of the weekend's results. Arsenal are also fine, nothing to see here.

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Liverpool Mess, Arsenal Stress

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 11:00:00 GMT

In the premier episode of Ain't It Footy, Miles Gray, Jamel Johnson and Chris Martin ponder the end for Mo Salah at Liverpool, Arsenal's injury induced blip, the spectacle that was the World Cup draw (feat. Wayne Gretzky) and much more!

WATCH: When Rod Stewart conducted the Scottish Cup draw - YouTube

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Introducing: Ain’t It Footy

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 07:00:27 GMT

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