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			<itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>At the RNC midterm convention, Trump told voters they would “go to hell” if they didn’t vote. He also pledged to give each US adult $5,000 if the GOP wins. Then, he ended the convention in song. After reporting showed Senator Roger Marshall (R-KS) sued and arrested patients over medical debt, Kansas booed him during a debate. An unprecedented number of renovation projects keep coming to Washington DC under Trump’s watch. Could AI kill us in the next decade? Trump doesn’t seem worried.</p><br><p>A podcast about news… with jokes! It’s like if a late night writers meeting was, well, a podcast. Emmy-winning comedy writers, Eliana Kwartler, Michael Cruz Kayne, Asher Perlman, and Steve Waltien, from “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” are your hosts.</p><br><p>Subscribe now at <a href="http://youtube.com/@jokesonnews" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">youtube.com/@jokesonnews</a> or <a href="http://substack.com/@jokesonnews" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">substack.com/@jokesonnews</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>At the RNC midterm convention, Trump told voters they would “go to hell” if they didn’t vote. He also pledged to give each US adult $5,000 if the GOP wins. Then, he ended the convention in song. After reporting showed Senator Roger Marshall (R-KS) sued and arrested patients over medical debt, Kansas booed him during a debate. An unprecedented number of renovation projects keep coming to Washington DC under Trump’s watch. Could AI kill us in the next decade? Trump doesn’t seem worried.</p><br><p>A podcast about news… with jokes! It’s like if a late night writers meeting was, well, a podcast. Emmy-winning comedy writers, Eliana Kwartler, Michael Cruz Kayne, Asher Perlman, and Steve Waltien, from “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” are your hosts.</p><br><p>Subscribe now at <a href="http://youtube.com/@jokesonnews" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">youtube.com/@jokesonnews</a> or <a href="http://substack.com/@jokesonnews" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">substack.com/@jokesonnews</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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