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			<description><![CDATA[<p>For our season finale we present a new fixture on the verbal sporting calendar. It&apos;s the first annual Pronunciation Bowl!</p><p>Who says it better - Brits or Yanks? Representing the United States of America, our very own Matt who also, er, devised all the rules. And fighting on behalf of the plucky United Kingdom, our friend Anthony Mannion who joins us from Hastings - a small portion of which will forever be devoted to American freedom and tax evasion. </p><p>Joining us as special guest judge is James Christensen, who as an Australian is both completely neutral and minimally comprehensible to the rest of the panel.</p><p>Who will win? How many goals will be scored? And what exactly are the rules?</p><p>Get in touch: <a href='mailto:colddarkmiserablepod@gmail.com'>colddarkmiserablepod@gmail.com</a></p><p>Or reach <a href='https://bsky.app/profile/mattpierce75.bsky.social'>Matt</a> and <a href='https://bsky.app/profile/wendling.bsky.social'>Mike</a> on the socials. Mike&apos;s blog is <a href='https://thedayofreckoning.substack.com/'>thedayofreckoning.substack.com</a></p><p>NFASCDMI will be back in the fall (or &quot;autumn&quot; lol). Until then, have a great holibob!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>16: Five Star Fourth</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Brits fiercely gatekeep their language, which they haughtily named &quot;English&quot; after some of their people, and Americanization is hated almost as much as the invasive gray squirrel. Or <em>grey </em>squirrel?</p><p>Anyway, the process doesn&apos;t just go one way. The British are coming for your words and soon the internet will have us all talking like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins. </p><p>Today your hosts are joined by Ben Yagoda, author of the blog <a href='https://notoneoffbritishisms.com/'>Not One Off Britishisms</a>, which catalogues the ways in which British idioms are worming into American English. Fortunately this gives us a head start when leaning the lingo, even if it does occasionally leave us feeling gazumped (<em>um, this doesn&apos;t makes sense - ed.)</em> </p><p>Plus we go up the Arsenal with a sport update and cover the latest political intrigue as Matt and Mike don&apos;t correct some completely accurate information they gave out in the last episode. </p><p><br/></p><p>Ben Yagoda is the author of <a href='https://www.amazon.com/Gobsmacked-British-Invasion-American-English/dp/0691262292?crid=1OF4WLSN0MI6O&amp;dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.y_f1PSpy7RO9vlMQzhi1sF06UfBUIJHzCTWBhQb3u1IsmGhtHm0PCqE93oq3pioH.WJ7c0pOJvDfTuw3C3X09kXMeIq0tpxVZj70TaxfrzQw&amp;dib_tag=se&amp;keywords=ben+yagoda+gobsmacked&amp;qid=1715281188&amp;sprefix=,aps,163&amp;sr=8-1&amp;linkCode=sl1&amp;tag=benyagodasper-20&amp;linkId=08707885c528233b0c44a1ed9e89caad&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl'>Gobsmacked!: The British Invasion of American English</a> and hosts the excellent podcast The Lives They&apos;re Living. His latest book is the novel <a href='https://www.pauldrybooks.com/products/alias-o-henry'>Alias O. Henry</a>.</p><p>His Not One off Britishisms blog is at: <a href='https://notoneoffbritishisms.com/'>https://notoneoffbritishisms.com/</a></p><p>Google&apos;s Ngram viewer shows a surprising result in the red vs. grey squirrel match. <a href='https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=red+squirrel%2Cgrey+squirrel%2Cgray+squirrel&amp;year_start=1800&amp;year_end=2022&amp;corpus=en&amp;smoothing=3'>You can see it here</a>. </p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Brits fiercely gatekeep their language, which they haughtily named &quot;English&quot; after some of their people, and Americanization is hated almost as much as the invasive gray squirrel. Or <em>grey </em>squirrel?</p><p>Anyway, the process doesn&apos;t just go one way. The British are coming for your words and soon the internet will have us all talking like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins. </p><p>Today your hosts are joined by Ben Yagoda, author of the blog <a href='https://notoneoffbritishisms.com/'>Not One Off Britishisms</a>, which catalogues the ways in which British idioms are worming into American English. Fortunately this gives us a head start when leaning the lingo, even if it does occasionally leave us feeling gazumped (<em>um, this doesn&apos;t makes sense - ed.)</em> </p><p>Plus we go up the Arsenal with a sport update and cover the latest political intrigue as Matt and Mike don&apos;t correct some completely accurate information they gave out in the last episode. </p><p><br/></p><p>Ben Yagoda is the author of <a href='https://www.amazon.com/Gobsmacked-British-Invasion-American-English/dp/0691262292?crid=1OF4WLSN0MI6O&amp;dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.y_f1PSpy7RO9vlMQzhi1sF06UfBUIJHzCTWBhQb3u1IsmGhtHm0PCqE93oq3pioH.WJ7c0pOJvDfTuw3C3X09kXMeIq0tpxVZj70TaxfrzQw&amp;dib_tag=se&amp;keywords=ben+yagoda+gobsmacked&amp;qid=1715281188&amp;sprefix=,aps,163&amp;sr=8-1&amp;linkCode=sl1&amp;tag=benyagodasper-20&amp;linkId=08707885c528233b0c44a1ed9e89caad&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl'>Gobsmacked!: The British Invasion of American English</a> and hosts the excellent podcast The Lives They&apos;re Living. His latest book is the novel <a href='https://www.pauldrybooks.com/products/alias-o-henry'>Alias O. Henry</a>.</p><p>His Not One off Britishisms blog is at: <a href='https://notoneoffbritishisms.com/'>https://notoneoffbritishisms.com/</a></p><p>Google&apos;s Ngram viewer shows a surprising result in the red vs. grey squirrel match. <a href='https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=red+squirrel%2Cgrey+squirrel%2Cgray+squirrel&amp;year_start=1800&amp;year_end=2022&amp;corpus=en&amp;smoothing=3'>You can see it here</a>. </p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>12: Raw Milk Politics</title>
			<itunes:title>12: Raw Milk Politics</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>11: Holiday Time ft. Max Geller</title>
			<itunes:title>11: Holiday Time ft. Max Geller</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2026 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>What&apos;s more British than a proper British holiday resort with proper British people eating proper British food, somewhere far away from Britain?</p><p>This week the hosts are joined by Matt&apos;s neighbour Max Geller, a Bostonian who explains how he found love on the campaign trail and how that eventually led to, uh, package holidays on the Mediterranean.</p><p>While Matt and Max each spent their recent holibobs with their famalams in one of those Great British foreign resorts, Mike didn&apos;t even leave the country and instead went on long walks around villages and rocky beaches. So of course under this nation&apos;s strange class rules, his vacation was posh.</p><p>Yes, British holidays can be an absolute minefield - particularly since, fellow Americans, you&apos;re expected to actually take those vacation days - but we&apos;re here to break it all down. </p><p>Chips with everything!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>What&apos;s more British than a proper British holiday resort with proper British people eating proper British food, somewhere far away from Britain?</p><p>This week the hosts are joined by Matt&apos;s neighbour Max Geller, a Bostonian who explains how he found love on the campaign trail and how that eventually led to, uh, package holidays on the Mediterranean.</p><p>While Matt and Max each spent their recent holibobs with their famalams in one of those Great British foreign resorts, Mike didn&apos;t even leave the country and instead went on long walks around villages and rocky beaches. So of course under this nation&apos;s strange class rules, his vacation was posh.</p><p>Yes, British holidays can be an absolute minefield - particularly since, fellow Americans, you&apos;re expected to actually take those vacation days - but we&apos;re here to break it all down. </p><p>Chips with everything!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>10: The Sport(s) Episode</title>
			<itunes:title>10: The Sport(s) Episode</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2026 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Your hosts tackle the wide world of British sport, from football (soccer) to snooker (pool, but much, much more difficult). </p><p>Will we ever make a proper footie fan out of Matt. And what&apos;s the right way to appreciate &quot;the beautiful game&quot;? Mike argues that all the British sports are basically just different versions of the American games you know and love. Go team! </p><p>Plus a mercifully brief update on what&apos;s going on the world, and why you should think twice before you take your Trader Joe&apos;s tote out of the house.</p><p>***</p><p>Mike&apos;s latest work on the blood sport that is the current battle for the Republican Party can be found on BBC Sounds: <a href='https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m002sf55'>https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m002sf55</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Your hosts tackle the wide world of British sport, from football (soccer) to snooker (pool, but much, much more difficult). </p><p>Will we ever make a proper footie fan out of Matt. And what&apos;s the right way to appreciate &quot;the beautiful game&quot;? Mike argues that all the British sports are basically just different versions of the American games you know and love. Go team! </p><p>Plus a mercifully brief update on what&apos;s going on the world, and why you should think twice before you take your Trader Joe&apos;s tote out of the house.</p><p>***</p><p>Mike&apos;s latest work on the blood sport that is the current battle for the Republican Party can be found on BBC Sounds: <a href='https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m002sf55'>https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m002sf55</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[9: Wake Up! It's the First of the Month]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[9: Wake Up! It's the First of the Month]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2026 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>8: The Love Boat ft. Derek Miller</title>
			<itunes:title>8: The Love Boat ft. Derek Miller</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2026 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Today we&apos;re on a journey from Chicago to LA, via Indiana and New York, but as we know, all roads lead to ... Yorkshire.</p><p>Actor, Windy City native and improv scene veteran <a href='https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2479885/bio/'>Derek Miller</a> tells us about winning money off of Green Day, finding love on the high seas, Tim Burton&apos;s strangely normal affect and how he ended up being the only American in the village. </p><p>Derek shares his thoughts on the UK comedy scene and how he landed a gig playing himself on current affairs television. </p><p>Plus in news corner we ask why the Epstein scandal is claiming scalps in Britain but seems to have left all the powerful people back home completely untouched. Weird, huh? </p><p>We&apos;re making a list of who we should have on next. Get in touch: <a href='mailto:colddarkmiserablepod@gmail.com'>colddarkmiserablepod@gmail.com</a></p><p>And read more about Derek here: <a href='https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2479885/bio/?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm'>https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2479885/bio/</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>7: Cruise out of Control</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2026 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Was our good friend Tom Cruise forced from London by a smash-and-grab robbery, the relentless rain, or anti-Scientology villagers?</p><p>Matt and Mike take on an impossible mission: decoding the sourcing in a story that has enthralled the tabloid press.</p><p>In other news, we find that a Proud Boy punk plans to tour the UK later this month.</p><p>Plus practical updates: on Indefinite Leave to Remain, which banks actually accept American customers, and what are the British equivalents of Venmo, Craigslist and Depop? </p><p>Finally, should the politics be confined to our theme tune? Let us know: <a href='mailto:colddarkmiserablepod@gmail.com'>colddarkmiserablepod@gmail.com</a></p><p>Read more on the Misfit Proud Boy: <a href='https://thedayofreckoning.substack.com/p/exclusive-proud-boy-punk-who-was'>https://thedayofreckoning.substack.com/p/exclusive-proud-boy-punk-who-was</a></p><p>And on Tom Cruise: <a href='https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/met-police-tom-cruise-knightsbridge-flat-rolex-robbery-london-b1269206.html'>https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/met-police-tom-cruise-knightsbridge-flat-rolex-robbery-london-b1269206.html</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>6: Tipsy not lairy ft. Erich von Gehren</title>
			<itunes:title>6: Tipsy not lairy ft. Erich von Gehren</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>5: Bowling with Harry ft. Sacha Szwarc</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2026 14:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>BAFTA-nominated film and TV editor Sacha Szwarc joins us in the studio to recall his first encounter with Matt, back when bowling in London was a bit of a thing. Even Prince Harry was into it!</p><p><a href='https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3662113/'>Sacha&apos;s credits</a> include Sherwood, Time, The Long Shadow, The Last Post, Des and most recently The Hack starring David Tennant - and before all that he was slinging pancakes and shooting films in a Parisian cafe devoted to American diner food.</p><p>We have some sage advice for yankee newbies hoping to steal our jobs, plus we catch up on events in the homeland and hecklers at the NBA&apos;s London game, which was won by ... who cares really?</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>BAFTA-nominated film and TV editor Sacha Szwarc joins us in the studio to recall his first encounter with Matt, back when bowling in London was a bit of a thing. Even Prince Harry was into it!</p><p><a href='https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3662113/'>Sacha&apos;s credits</a> include Sherwood, Time, The Long Shadow, The Last Post, Des and most recently The Hack starring David Tennant - and before all that he was slinging pancakes and shooting films in a Parisian cafe devoted to American diner food.</p><p>We have some sage advice for yankee newbies hoping to steal our jobs, plus we catch up on events in the homeland and hecklers at the NBA&apos;s London game, which was won by ... who cares really?</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>4: Strangers in a Panto Land</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2026 09:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The holidays are over and your hosts are picking over the leftovers. </p><p>Matt continues to make the case that pantomime is not really good for anybody involved, while somehow Mike managed to swerve the Boxing Day show. </p><p>We have reports and regrets from New Year&apos;s and wildly inaccurate predictions for 2026.</p><p>All that plus stories of mild family strife and peril, made worse by cross-cultural misunderstandings. Or maybe better? We can&apos;t tell? Because this is Britain and maybe it was all just irony? </p><p>Roll on new year.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The holidays are over and your hosts are picking over the leftovers. </p><p>Matt continues to make the case that pantomime is not really good for anybody involved, while somehow Mike managed to swerve the Boxing Day show. </p><p>We have reports and regrets from New Year&apos;s and wildly inaccurate predictions for 2026.</p><p>All that plus stories of mild family strife and peril, made worse by cross-cultural misunderstandings. Or maybe better? We can&apos;t tell? Because this is Britain and maybe it was all just irony? </p><p>Roll on new year.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[3: There won't be snow in London this Christmas]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[3: There won't be snow in London this Christmas]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2025 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Mike and Matt are back with a flaming festive cracker.  </p><p>Yes, it&apos;s that time of the year again. The time when we ask questions like: What is bread sauce? When do you open your presents? What does cricket mean, and why do England lose it?</p><p>In a word, it&apos;s the season of The Snowman featuring David Bowie (but only in certain editions). And if you&apos;ve never truly experienced the joy of a British Christmas, don&apos;t worry, by the end of this episode you&apos;ll be just as befuddled and tipsy as anyone else on these isles.</p><p>Plus, news from the homeland of extortionate World Cup tickets and a trade deal going south. </p><p>Merry Happy Christmas!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>2: Giving thanks for Jay-Zed</title>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Mike and Matt talk holidays, particularly the best and most American holiday, as long as you&apos;re not a turkey. How did you spend your Thanksgiving Black Friday, mate?</p><p>This week also includes two new features: Relevant Recos - cultural tips for transatlantic types - and Visa Stories, the first of which is weirdly funny.</p><p>Later, a news update about an Ohio senator who wants Americans to pick one nationality and stick with it, no duals allowed. Is this idea as Moreno-ic as it sounds and will it stand a turkey&apos;s chance of surviving the holidays?</p><p>Plus, what British phrase makes you irrationally angry? Reddit has opinions, and so do your hosts. </p><p>All of that, plus Matt invokes the spirit of grunge for his latest attempt at a theme tune. Will it be better than the first one?</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>1: Newcomers, we are your sherpas</title>
			<itunes:title>1: Newcomers, we are your sherpas</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2025 09:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Mike and Matt have found themselves stranded on this strange island after decades of bobbing about on the stormy seas of the North Atlantic. How did they get here from Ohio, via Chicago, Copenhagen, Toronto and Norwich?</p><p>Our hosts have some tips for their fellow fresh-faced Americans on how to navigate the mean streets of London and the cryptic utterings of the people who live here.</p><p>Plus a first-hand report from the homeland and finding refuge from the madness in a playground in Angola, Indiana.</p><p>And Matt makes his first attempt at developing our theme tune. It won&apos;t be his last. </p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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