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There is also a Special Announcent about the release of the Magnus Protocol! Just in case you were curious.

Thank you, from all of us at Rusty Towers, and we hope you have a really excellent New Year.

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Transcript: https://bit.ly/3DrmqUP

For more information on Rusty Fears visit: https://rustyquill.com/2022/10/24/rusty-fears-6-remnants-of-fear/

Music by TrackTribe - "BusyCity"

Magnus Music by Sam Jones

Edited by Alexander J Newall

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This particular cavalcade of creativity runs the whole gamut with Sci-fi, Horror, Fantasy, Mystery, Alternate Reality Game “ARG”, Comedy and even a cheeky documentary piece. There’s something for everyone in this third wave of shows and I get the delightful pleasure of introducing them to you!

Wave three features:

The Hyacinth Disaster

Malevolent,

Ostium,

The Program,

What Happened In Skinner,

The Sleep/Wake Cycle,

WOE.BEGONE

and Tin Can Audio Presents, a new feed featuring work from Tin Can Audio including The Dungeon Economic Model, Love & Wards, Middle:Below and The Tower

You can listen to the shows, and find out more about all of them on our website!

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A transcript of this update is available here: The Magnus Archives (in Post Season/Series folders)

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Sharing a few updates on what is coming up with Rusty Quill.

We’re Alive: Descendants is the sequel to the enormously popular We’re Alive: a Story of Survival. Rusty Quill are Executive Producers on this series and it is very exciting. It started releasing yesterday and you can find it on the existing We’re Alive feed by searching for 'We’re Alive' wherever you listen to your podcasts or by visiting www.werealive.com or www.rustyquill.com/were-alive

Also stay tuned for our upcoming RQ original Productions Chapter and Multiverse, Trice Forgotten and Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later.

More network shows will be coming soon!

While you wait you could revisit:

Cryptids produced by Wild Obscura, Devin Shepherd, Nora Unkel and Gabriel Rosenstein. Written by Alexander V. Thompson

The Deca Tapes by Lex Noteboom

How it Ends by Stephanie Resendes and Micah Rodriguez

I Am In Eskew by Jon Ware and Muna Hussen

Old Gods of Appalachia Produced by DeepNerd Media written and directed by Steven Shell and Cam Collins

The Milkman of St. Gaffs by Chris McClure

The Silt Verses by Jon Ware and Muna Hussen

The Storage Papers produced by Grinner Media

The Town Whispers by Cole Weavers

We’re Alive by produced by Wayland Productions, written and directed by Kc Wayland

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Gaming and Giving is streaming live on Twitch.tv from 4th December at 5pm GMT and this year we’re raising money for three more charities: Mermaids, Action Aid and Centrepoint.

Once again we’re trying to raise £20,000 to split between all three charities, but this time there’s a twist. This year we’ve reached out even more games companies ad developers, like Czech Games, CoatSink and Devolver Digital, Grant Howitt and MacGuffin & Co plus a few more, to give us some awesome prizes that you enter to win simply by donating!

Also, based on your feedback we’ve created a special ticketed backstage space for you to come and mingle with both the cast and crew of Rusty Quill as well as your friends from the chat! All proceeds from the ticket sales go directly to the three charities - take a look at our website for more info.

So come join in at Twitch.tv/rusty_quill between 5pm GMT on Saturday 4th December and 5pm GMT Sunday 5th December and help us raise money for some amazing charities. See you all there!

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No one understands Hartro and her world...

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This is #4 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.

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Content warnings:

• Alcohol use & alcoholism
• Kidnapping
• Bullying & insults
• Snakes & snake bites
• Physical violence & injury

Discussions of: poisoning & death.

Mentions of: threats of violence, food, restraints.

SFX: ongoing buzzing, hissing, shouting & vocalised suffering, choking.

Transcript: https://bit.ly/3BXuE3m

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Stellar Firma created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

Hartro Piltz/Ro: Jenny Haufek

David 7/Seven: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman/Rex: Tim Meredith

'No Love For Spies' written and directed by Jenny Haufek

'No Love For Spies' music by Katie Seaton, based on an improvisation by Jenny Haufek

Editing: Maddy Searle, Katie Seaton and Nico Vettese

Stellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by Adam Wayne Gistarb, Susy Christiansen, WilliamJMeyer, joedeshon, Nimlos, rivernile7, JenFarrow, 7h3_lark, Breviceps, steveygos93, PatrickLieberkind and previously credited artists via freesound.org.

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For Board's sake, no one tell David 7 about the fourth wall.

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This is #3 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.

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Content warnings:

• Food
• Alcohol & alcoholism

SFX: whistling, canned laughter & applause, continuous meowing.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman and Angry Jim: Tim Meredith

Announcer: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

KT the Coin Friend: Katie Seaton

Written by Ben Meredith

'David's Place' theme music by Katie Seaton, inspired by the song 'Little Clone Baby' by Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle

Stellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by JarredGibb, 3bagbrew, Evil_Ear_Recordings, tim.kahn, 15FPanskaDavid_Matous, babagau, lchapman1980, joeboarder14, Leandri140029, InspectorJ, 15GPanskaZacekSamuel, and previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Additional music:

Frogs Legs Rag by Kevin MacLeod,

Link to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5761-frogs-legs-rag

Link to licence: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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RQ Network is a podcast network by podcasters for podcasters that launched on May 10th 2021

I now have the pleasure of announcing our second wave of new podcasts.

Join us in welcoming:

I am In Eskew and The Silt Verses Written and directed by Jon Ware and produced by Muna Hussen

The Milkman of St. Gaff's written and directed by Chris McClure

The Town Whispers written and directed by Cole Weavers

We're Alive written and directed by Kc Wayland and produced by Wayland Productions

You can listen to these shows wherever you get you podcasts or on www.rustyquill.com

For more info on these new shows visit: RQ Network Wave 2: Introducing Five New Shows | Rusty Quill

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Hi, kids! Is it vice? Is it admiral? Is it fun? Then it's Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour!

Hooray!

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This is #2 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.

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Content warnings:

• Propaganda & dystopia
• Dehumanisation & discrimination
• Canon-typical trauma

Discussions of: death, violence

Mentions of: food

SFX: bells

Transcript: https://bit.ly/3zIEzZQ

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

'Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour' written and performed by Maddy Searle

'Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour' theme music performed by Maddy Searle, based on improvised song by Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle

Stellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by joedeshon, JarredGibb, shelbyshark, MariaMNobre and previously credited artists via freesound.org.

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Time Bots!

"Sometimes a Time Bot has to play by the rules... without that, we are no better than a bunch of sundials."

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This is #1 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.

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Content warnings:

Discussions of: policing, death

Mentions of: guns, alcohol

SFX: distorted sounds & voices, beeping, rain, explosions

Transcript for this episode: https://bit.ly/2XKZoWE

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

'Time Bots!' written and performed by Tim Meredith

'Time Bots!' theme music by Katie Seaton, built on an improvised song by Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle

Stellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by freedomfightervictor, HeyHeyHHere, Dean-Raul_DiArchangeli, InspectorJ, SoundsExciting, Iwiploppenisse, couchHero, TolerableDruid6, JarredGibb, bone666138, naturenotesuk and previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Additional music:

Hitman by Kevin MacLeod

Link to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3880-hitman

Link to license: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Prelude and Action by Kevin MacLeod

Link to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4236-prelude-and-action

Link to license: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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We found, hidden on an obscure drive somewhere in the south-east of England, this first ever recorded episode of what was to become Stellar Firma. We hope you find it interesting!

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Content warnings:

• Alcohol & alcoholism
• Drugs & substance use
• Innuendo & sexual references
• Mind control & memory wiping
• Toilet humour

Discussions of: medical equipment & procedures, explosions, emotional manipulation, time loops

Mentions of: physical violence & death, coma, food, agoraphobia

SFX: ongoing hum, sudden loud shouting (15:20 – 16:30)

Transcript: https://bit.ly/2WLdIxZ

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by previously credited artists via freesound.org.

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Rhys Tirado, reporter for the Quarterly Frequency Botherers Digest, has been given unrestricted access to the creative minds behind the phenomenon that is Stellar Firma, and finds out what makes them go "tick tock, tick tock, ring ring, genius time". 

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Content warnings:

• Unreality
• Innuendo & sexual references

Discussions of: food, conspiracy thinking, comedic violence

Mentions of: razors & blades, death & murder, guns

SFX: background chatter, mechanical clanking, static

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Transcript: https://bit.ly/3kS3HXW

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

Rhys Tirado as The Interviewer

Helen Gould as Helen Gould

Imogen Harris as Imogen Harris

Jenny Haufek as Jennifer Haufek

Ben Meredith as award-winning artist Ben Meredith

Tim Meredith as award-adjacent artist Tim Meredith

Maddy Searle as Maddy Searle

Katie Seaton as Katie Seaton

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by mikemoons, btherad2000, Geenburg, AbdrTar, inchadney, Fringer_Cat, BeeProductive and previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Additional music:

Interstellar Mood by Nico Staf (YouTube Audio Library)

Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb466hS4-rs

Canon In D arranged for two harps by Kevin MacLeod

Link to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6959-canon-in-d-for-two-harps

Link to license: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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Join Maddy in the GM chair today, as Helen, Imogen, Jenny and Tim play this Very Stellar version of the Doubleclicks tribute RPG Lasers and Feelings, by John Harper: http://onesevendesign.com/lasers_and_feelings_rpg.pdf (link to licence: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/).

Content warnings:

• Zombies & body horror
• Physical violence & injury
• Innuendo.

Discussions of: guns, scalpels, death.

Mentions of: acid, alcohol & alcohol use, food

SFX: continuous electrical humming/whirring & beeping, continuous distorted growling & static, sawing & scraping, gunfire.

Thak you to all our Patreons for your contrinued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Featuring: Helen Gould, Imogen Harris, Jenny Haufek, Tim Meredith and Maddy Searle.

Editing: Maddy Searle and Katie Seaton

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by ejfortin, Tim_Verberne, The-Sacha-Rush, Nox_Sound, Skullsmasha, kyles, derjuli, deleted_user_7146007, SpliceSound, Halleck, SuperPhat, Erdie, martinimeniscus, Veridiansunrise, alexo400, reelworldstudio, belanhud, Tony01726, stewdio2003, Huminaatio, ultradust, Disagree, StephenSaldanha, howardai, ivolipa, xela_sonitus, InspectorJ, duckduckpony, Clearwavsound, humga, and szegvari, via freesound.org.

Additional music:

Raving Energy (faster) by Kevin MacLeod

Link to track: Raving Energy (faster)

Link to license:Standard license

Inspired by Kevin MacLeod

Link to track: Inspired

Link to license: Standard license

Sinfonia Number 5 by Kevin MacLeod

Link to track: Sinfonia Number 5

Link to license: Standard license

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So they created Stellar Firma, but how well do Tim and Ben really know the show? Better than the show's producer and editor? Better than the show's audience? Let's find out, shall we...?

Maddy and Katie ask Ben and Tim fifteen searching questions about the world of Stellar Firma.

Content warnings:

• Innuendo

Discussions of: poisoning

Mentions of: death & human remains, food & alcohol, arson, torture

SFX: occasional beeps.

Transcript: https://bit.ly/38yYfU3

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Featuring: Ben Meredith, Tim Meredith, Maddy Searle and Katie Seaton

Editing: Maddy Searle, Katie Seaton and Cathy Rinella

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by bwg2020 and taranp via freesound.org.

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Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth is your one-stop shop for all the indisputable ins and outs of Earth's forgotten past. Come help us prop up the bar and drink up the education!

Today we learn about: The English Civil War.

Recorded live on location at the Astral Bar.

Content Warnings:

Mentions of: innuendo, war & death, food & alcohol

Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth, parts 1, 2 and 3 were released exclusively on Rusty Quill's Patreon. Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support! If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

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Editing: Michelle Snow

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

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Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where, once again, Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) finds out just how much Tim and Ben know about science. This is part two, in which we delve into the notorious episode 62...

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Editing: Michelle Snow and Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

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What did we edit out of the second half of season 3? Listen and learn...

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• Mentions of: death
• SFX: loud beeps throughout, coughing, shouting & crosstalk

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Featuring: Tim Meredith, Ben Meredith, Maddy Searle, Jenny Haufek, Annie Fitch and Amy Dickinson.

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

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A look at the number one David 7 audio blog! He's got the facts!

Today's Fact: the Universe's Tallest Structure.

Researched, written & narrated by David 7. Recorded by I.M.O.G.E.N.

Content warnings:

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Originally released on 27th March 2020, exclusively to Rusty Knights and Rusty Nobles on Patreon. Thank you to all of our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

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Editing: David Devereux and Alexander J Newall

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Tim and Ben answer some of the questions that have been sent in by the fan community.

Content warnings:

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• Discussions of: death (inc. mass death), food, smoking
• Mentions of: guns, drugs & alcohol, canon-typical trauma, COVID-19 pandemic
• SFX: occasional beeping

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Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

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Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where, once again, Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) finds out just how much Tim and Ben know about science… This is part one - enjoy!

Content warnings:

• Innuendo
• Discussions of: graphic death & injury in space, exercise
• Mentions of: knives, fascism, violence & injury (inc. eye trauma), food, alcohol
• SFX: occasional beeping

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Editing: Michelle Snow, Katie Seaton and Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

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What did we edit out of the first half of season 3? Listen and learn...

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Mentions of: fire, guns, food, alcohol & drugs, death

SFX: loud beeps throughout

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Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Featuring: Tim Meredith, Ben Meredith, Jenny Haufek and Helen Gould.

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

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Wonderful and terrible news! The Shareholders are meeting to elect a new member of The Board for the first time in our glorious history. For your safety and enjoyment, you are reminded to remain in your quarters at all times until notified otherwise.

Content warnings:

• Alcohol & alcoholism
• Bullying & taunting
• Physical violence & threats
• Prejudice & discrimination
• Manipulation

Discussions of: death & murder, biological essentialism.

Mentions of: injury, innuendo, food, nausea, guns, memory loss.

SFX: screaming & shouting, tinkling, squelching, bells, rumbling & smashing, machinery sounds, alarms.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Additional Scripting by Tim Meredith

Series Showrunner Tim Meredith

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N.: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman & Sigmund Shankeray: Tim Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

No.1: Amy Dickinson

No. 48: Rachel Meredith

Cranewillis: Sam Rae

Harry: Simon Plotkin

Enola: Helen Gould

A.L.E.X.: Alexander J. Newall

Wally the Wallet: Maddy Searle

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by InspectorJ, ProductionNow, ingeverschatse, nooly, Rico_Casazza, Ruvhjnvdkvndjine, qubodup, squashy555, Lydmakeren, ShortRecord, crcavol, dster777, soundjoao, DWOBoyle, kyles, JarredGibb, Skullsmasha, SpliceSound, Cell31_Sound_Productions, WavJunction.com, joepayne & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Additional music:

Teddy Bear Waltz by Kevin MacLeod

Teddy Bear Waltz

Licence: Standard license

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*CAUTION* Stakeholders meeting called. All other activities immediately cancelled. Line Managers, return to your teams for observation and preparation for Stakeholder announcements.

Content Warning for:

Bullying/taunting

Electrocution (inc. SFX)

Physical violence & self-injury (inc. SFX)

Panic attack (inc. SFX)

Sexual references.

Discussions of: fire & immolation, loss of consciousness, discrimination.

Mentions of: unsafe consumption, food, death, body modification, dismemberment.

SFX: machinery, screaming, vomit, deep tone alarm, loud flushing.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by Aiwha, kev_durr, AudioRiggs, StephenSaldanha, ThunderQuads, qubodup, humanoide9000, Skullsmasha, SpliceSound, Bastard Fish & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Additional music:

Voxel Revolution by Kevin MacLeod

https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/7017-voxel-revolution

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Hitman by Kevin MacLeod

https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3880-hitman

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Micro-invertebrate 32-SDJ-6962 is informing on Tardigrades, just in general, as the Tardigrades feel that Stellar Firma’s many construction projects destroy many of their micro-invertebrate farms. Given their incredible ability to survive almost any environment they surely pose a threat.

Strategic War Plan: give up and surrender - the Tardigrades are our new leaders *CAUTION CAUTION SEDITION SEDITION* false alarm... just a play; coat ourselves in honey; milk the big bee; don’t sell Trexel a baby carrier.

Content warnings:

• Alcohol use & alcoholism
• Bullying/taunting
• Physical violence (inc. SFX)
• Guns
• Electrocution (inc. SFX).

Discussions of: repeated loss of consciousness, existential crisis.

Mentions of: childhood trauma, death & murder, rats, war, food, injury (inc. self-injury).

SFX: drinking, repetitive low-pitched alarm, loud machinery, rumbling.

Links to transcripts:

DOC: https://bit.ly/33UXvXh 

PDF: https://bit.ly/33WKHz

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by spoonsandlessspoons, mindlesstrails & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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RQ network is a podcast network by podcasters for podcasters. We will start by championing the greatest in audio drama podcasting. Beginning with FIVE exciting shows you can listen to right now on rustyquill.com

Not to fear we will still be producing plenty of new Rusty Quill Original Podcasts.

Join us in welcoming:

Cryptids Written by Alexander V Thompson and produced by Wild Obscura, Devin Shepherd, Gabriel Rosenstein and Nora Unkel. Directed by Devin Shepherd.

The Deca Tapes Written and Directed by Lex Noteboom.

How it Ends Written and Directed by Micah Rodriguez and Stephanie Resendes.

Old Gods of Appalachia Produced by DeepNerd Media. Written and Directed by Steve Shell and Cam Collins.

The Storage Papers Produced by Grinner Media. Written and Performed by Jeremy Enfinger.

Announcement Transcript: https://bit.ly/3y0c4qb

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Penelope Dorp has informed us that The Weavers of the Grand Mum Guild, purveyors of the finest of mass produced Knitware have started making hostile plans against Stellar Firma for refusing lucrative Knitware tie-in deals and encouraging people towards warmer, sunnier, non-sweater-based holidays.

Strategic War Plan: discover selfish empathy; totally don’t side with the enemy; welcome a woollen god; candy handbag diplomacy; judgmental moth snobs; faux carboard moth rocket; creative encyclopaedia editing.

Content Warning for:

• Alcohol use & alcoholism
• Bullying/taunting
• Depression
• War & murder (inc. discussion of mass death)
• Moths
• Emetophobia (inc. SFX).

Discussion of: drunkenness, childhood trauma, food, classism.

Mentions of: self-injury, guns, violence.

SFX: water, low-pitched alarm, rumbling.

Transcript: https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:b:/g/EaEvWl8Wd-NOoYTPkrP4TbYBenZP8rrccWJI9yEzMINE8A?e=DKNN56

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by schafferdavid, humanoide9000, JarredGibb, dobroide, jrssandoval, Greencouch, halimturk, InspectorJ & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Additional music:

George Street Shuffle by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3800-george-street-shuffle

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Gloreetaa, copyright lawyer, has informed us that The Discoballers are menacing any company involved in the production of spheres, as they claim they have copyright.

Strategic War Plan: a fifth column of legal bees; quandary camp songs for morale; fire; funk antithesis; therapists (assassins(?)); sympathetic fireworks; talk to Terry.

Content Warning for:

• Bullying/taunting
• Discrimination & prejudice
• Electrocution
• War & murder.Discussions of: blinding, cannibalism, bees, family trauma, therapy.
• Mentions of: death, food, blood, fire, alcohol, guns
• SFX: bubbling, loud rumbling & growling

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/3bjW05O

Special thanks to Matt for this episode's Brief Submission.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newal;

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by florianreichelt, wavjunction.com, InspectorJ, szegvar, ristooooo1, humanoide9000, peepholecircus, kev_durr & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Additional music:

George Street Shuffle by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3800-george-street-shuffle

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Head of Ballistics Akteraks is providing introductory training to the new Senior Consultants for Business Warfare.

Yula Nozz has informed us that Pokey & Beam Space Law is looking to organise a class action space suit (different to a spacesuit) against Stellar Firma Ltd, in order to prevent it from damaging the natural planetary development of the universe any further.

Strategic War Plan: immediately abandon mediation; vomit; dramatic irony; door to door violence; lick the handles; hidden hover cat leavings; veiled threats.

Content Warning for:

• Alcohol & alcoholism
• Bullying/taunting
• Emotional abuse
• Innuendo
• Germophobia and emetophobia
• Discussion of: physical violence, death, war
• Mentions of: smoke, bombs, guns, food
• SFX: repetitive alarm.

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/vvChT8U

Special thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Bathin, Grand Duke of Galactonium: Travis McElroy

Head of Ballistics Akteraks: Annie Fitch

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX bytim.kahn, jayfrosting, CuddleNucks, PatrickLieberkind, nickb1608, JarredGibb, WavJunction.com, Benboncan, noiseloop, maxlacaria, Werra, szegvari, GregorQuendel, florianreichelt, wangzhuokun, kyles, InspectorJ, nikitralala, alonnaallen, grubzyy & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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Line Manager Hartro Piltz conducts an entirely impartial self-assessment of the team to ascertain how well they think they have done. The results may shock you - or not - but regardless, all assessments are final once signed off by a line manager.

Content Warning for:

• Alcohol use & alcoholism
• Bullying/taunting
• Emotional abuse
• Emetophobia (inc SFX)
• Discussion of: break-ins, unsafe consumption, childhood trauma
• Mentions of: fire & immolation, death, blood, electrocution, toilet humour
• SFX: shouting, static

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/2vjxpdR

Special thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Eddie Ryan, nihhon, Anna Kiselevich, Jade Rose Fulford, Anrea Jones, Ashley McManus, Kate Schwichtenberg, Eric Magnuson, Kyle Jett Peterson, Stripey Tail, Si Porter, Nr.9, Deandra Mosura, Isaac Persad, and all of our other supporters. Thank You!

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Bathin: Travis McElroy

Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by qubodup, Udit Duseja, Inspector J, boodabomb, ciaranm758, kbnevel, JessKawaiiXxX, kalhan, gumballrimpoche & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Additional music:

Running Fanfare by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4312-running-fanfare

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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Alisón Prince-Bruleé of the Intergalactic Coalition of Toaster Repair Excellence Acknowledgement Board is receiving a huge number of submissions, due to the ambiguous classification of what is and is not a toaster. They need help either with narrowing the definition or with improving the systems that deal with the submissions.

Management Consultants’ advice: tumble your head, drawings of toasters, cut off your won arm, hidden threats, toaster disarmament, mutually assured confusion.

Content Warning for:

• Bullying/taunting
• Alcohol & alcoholism
• Body modification
• Threats of violence
• Panicking
• Discussion of: decapitation & dismemberment, depression
• Mentions of: food, body horror, fire, war, guns, blood, self-injury.
• SFX: gagging, water sounds, fire.

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/ucV6HnD

Special thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Vigdís Heiðbrá Guðmundsdóttir, Rachael, SomeVariationOfGay, KJ, Grayson Genter, Kaela Roy, Hunter Harder, Jorge García, Emily Krichmar, Dyon Puts, i think ur pretty cool, Autumn Seel-Baker, Clara Rigual Munoz, rainy j, potpourri, Chloe, Μυρτώ Απλαντή, Brian Sullivan, Варя Бородина, Iwona Gajór, & Ásgerður Ósk.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by sgcardinal, bbrocer, martian, EminYILDIRIM, RoganMcDougald, MrAuralization, dobroide, kyles, InspectorJ, draftcraft, AnLorenzo & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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Count Eugenia Rutalowska of the Count's Corporeal Carpet Cleaning Company needs assistance due to a logistical mishap i.e. instead of carpet cleaner they now have cabernet.

Management Consultants’ advice: sass, backchat, no brain socks, mean puppets, nude hands, onesies only, give glove puppets a chance, competitive hate, pop up bar experience, cabernet clubhouse, mash pope, canyams, reward slides.

Content Warning for:

• Emotional abuse
• Bullying/taunting
• Alcohol & alcoholism
• Violence & injury
• Vicarious embarrassment.
• Discussion of: death, poisoning, self-recrimination.
• Mentions of: trauma (inc. childhood trauma), gambling, guns.
• SFX: sobbing, high pitched sounds, bells.

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/ucp8vsf

Special thanks to Sadie Moon for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: V Guest, Fiona Porter, Archimedes 871, Annabelle M, CJ, Cowboyhell, Timothy LaGrone, Jen Amico, Sean Hurley, monstrous venus, Madeleine Wenc, Hyst, Plim Flatterband, Daniel Prehm, Charlotte Farquhar, Catherine Cerny, emrys lee, iriki, Miles Frankel, deirdre, Lea F., Kat Lancaster, Eric Silva, Rebekah Paerels, Julian Sanchez, Leah Hunter, Kiri Baildon-Smith, Bonnie-Jo MacLeod, Noa Jamie Remus, Emilie Clifford, Ruby Mitchell, Carol McPherson, Jules Schaefer, Bradlee Allen, Azra, Jasper Vega, Audrey Salo, Nora, Sara Clark, Georgia Wilson, Clowder of One, Abby G, Elliot G Grace, ZeekiZeii, Harley Powell, Alandrea, Rowan Krieghbaum, ty, Colleen Moore.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX: sgcardinal, bbrocer, martian, EminYILDIRIM, RoganMcDougald, MrAuralization, dobroide, kyles, InspectorJ, draftcraft, AnLorenzo & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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Makvala Agryris is a representative of CRISPR, a company that re-animates pets for their owners but have been too successful in developing the cognitive abilities of their customers' creatures. They require advice as to how to keep their customers happy now that the pets are showing a desire to build up military might.

Management Consultants’ advice: activate Lounge Mode, hold hands, bathroom intelligences, big pointless novels, fully visible globes, communicate using maddening animal sounds, animal control orbs.

Content Warning for:

• Bullying/taunting
• Injury (inc. SFX)
• Alcohol & alcoholism
• Discussion of: toilet humour
• Mentions of: death, frostbite, self-injury, lions, violence
• SFX: clanking, hissing, brief high frequency sound

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/6xHjv87

Special thanks to Ria for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Laurel Buchanan, Maria Maksimova, Nikki, Seren Mist, Vince Nguyen, Asha Perry, DamienandFishGreco, Haberdasher, Jay Palmer, John Anglo, Jose Manuel Santiago Yepes, Katherine Bullen, Kyden Lundquist, Leah Higginbotham, lmx_v3point3, Melody Landrum, Mia, Moira Haney, Paravellex, Ray McKenzie, Rebecca Frederick, Rebekka B., Robin Dauster, Rowan Lorne, snowpossum, wrongsocks, Yo Mama', Zoke Miyama, Al LaBarrie, Ares Crowley, Calamari Matahari, E Kennedy, Kayla, Keelee, Lauga, Lena Klambauer, Lucia Kelly, QuizzicalQuibbler, sydney, Isabel Velasco, Vague Coffeecup, Kaela Woolsey, Morgan Short, Ahgbri Kanatist, WinglessWolf, Cece Henry, Lottie Rose, Charlie, Sonny Acosta.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX: marcgp13, ElWilk, kyles, Coral_Island_Studios, krnash, WavJunction.com, TurtleLG, InspectorJ, dheming, StephenSaldanha & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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Stefan Beetlevox, Head Bartender of The Cosmic Lounge, is concerned about a downturn in sales and would like advice on regaining market share.

Management Consultants’ advice: musical mind parasites, targeted smear rapping, knives, branded graph friends (coasters), wider vents, remove facial recognition, more customer hierarchy and teen novel angst.

Content Warning for:

• Emotional abuse
• Bullying/taunting
• Arguments
• Alcohol & alcoholism
• Discrimination & prejudice
• Discussions of: emetophobia, knives
• Mentions of: depression, exercise, kidnapping, threats, childhood trauma, gambling, arson, death & murder, intrusive thoughts, parasites & mind control, poison, food
• SFX: shouting, eating sounds.

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/nxo3BBn

Special thanks to ShannonIsLost for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: demoneyes nightkiller, Gray Dodgen, Jessica Rowden, Katharine Brinker, Lina Vargas, Morgan Souza, Myoungjin, Zooglemoof, 10_a_knut, Alexandra Iles, Andrew Kornfeld, artisticProgram, Bonnie Pryor, Charlibug, chomp, Clara Joe Bailey, cuddlykraken, Dare, Dis-Aster, Evangeline, FriendlyCybird, grfailure, Joan Flyvholm, Jordan Graham, Kaitlyn Cottrell, Kale, kleffy, Lisa Stafford, Lisel, Mark A. Little II, Marta L, Mea Holloway, MothPrincess, Nora Sabban, Robin, Tsuki Mitsukai, useastory, Abby Norling-Ruggles, AbeTrve, Adrienne Gillevet, Breanna Schaeffer, Brynne Clouse, Cara, Caroline Seidman, Crowley, Emma Armstrong, Jessica and Anthony Moltisanti, Kelwyn Brennan, Kit.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by kooust, JBarmore, FreqMan, 6polnic, nooodle, Oneirophile, fotoshop & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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Line Manager Hartro Piltz proposes a fundamental change to team structure in response to non-specified performance-related issues during routine inquisitation and bequestionment.

Content Warning for:

• Emotional abuse
• Bullying/taunting
• Depression
• Arguments
• Restraints & interrogation
• Panic
• Discussions of: cults, existential futility, violence & injuries
• Mentions of: self-harm (implied), guns, death & mass death, alcohol & alcoholism, arson & fire, food, exercise, innuendo.

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/bzIfsvv

Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Michael Sebba, Ally Miller, Ben Milne, Quill, Mari Long, Angela Walters, Anna Piskadlo, Carolyn Thraves, Clara, Felix Kaisar, Jennifer Haskell, Skoegul, sophieZbx, AlexandraThePosh, Ali Melody McGowan, Andrew Huffman, Anna Smidebush, beck, Brenna Haney, Carly Baxter, Dez, hannah d, Margaret Rigotti, Marijayne, Polina Cedric, 0, Alexzandreta Ravenor, Fantasy Costco, Kiera Brook, Miranda Stevens, Petra, roxy hale, Stella Paradise, Ashley, Ashten Lucael Ezra Rose, Ben Mabee, Emma Moesen, hana, Hannah McCarthy, Harry Barnard, lady of the labyrinth, Magie Fotovatian-Calderon, Michael Shelley boi, Morgan#1997, Six Rudolph, Aerasani, Amanda-Marie Goode, Armored Victory, Caeruleum.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by kooust, JBarmore, FreqMan, 6polnic, nooodle, Oneirophile, fotoshop & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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The Supreme Blagwith is finding that The Supreme Blagwith’s worshipper-employees are not dying fast enough due to concerns of “not wanting to be dead” and The Supreme Blagwith would like advice on how to make The Supreme Blagwith’s worshipper-employees die more efficiently.

Management Consultants’ advice: A big grinder, tenants following the tenets of tennis, fright market activity FUTHER REPORT REDACTED BY LINE MANAGER HARTRO PILTZ

Content Warning for:

• Emotional abuse
• Bullying/taunting
• Arguments & shouting
• Hive mind
• Existential crisis & depression
• Discrimination & prejudice
• Discussions of: mass murder, cults, death, food
• Mentions of: innuendo, weapons, threats, blood, explosions, alcohol & alcoholism, emetophobia
• SFX: Screaming, squelching

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/jzw56R6

Special thanks to Nikolaj Ravn Jørgensen for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Laura Berry, Serena DeRosa, Dalia Quiroz, Vaughn S, Hannah Aroni, Sydni Zastre, Maia Montenegro, Ash, Jamy Eun, Faustina Pauwels, Ryan Mulgrew, Sarah Houghton, Sabrina B., Tristen, Just a girl, Gretal McCurdy, Eddie Sourboy, Jean, Ash Craig, mandabot, Lindsay Woodcock, Nick Ball, Emily Lalande, SternStundenSpirale, Max Sellers, Gale Love, C W, desiderius, Samantha Grant, Michael Lynn, Chani Mores, Paperweight Jellyfish, Kate, jasper, Ayu, Djorkus Day, CJ Craig, Norea Besman, iota, Gwen S., R. L Moses, Roggepan, Adrian Gergler, Agneskissme, Oliver Loupe, Katie Collins, Mika Stavropoulos, Lucas Bear, WhoopsieDaisy.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX: klankbeeld (attribution), InspectorJ (attribution), ighuaran, ahill86 & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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Antoinette-Marie of The Happy Earth Zoo is having issues with knowing which of her animals are going to maul or eat visitors to the Zoo, or failing that, how not to be held responsible.

Management Consultants’ advice: Burn down the zoo, disclaimers, hug-chomp Venn diagram, check the face for chompers, sub-Trexel sizing, poison?, lovely eyes, keep-away sticks, out-of-sight pit, have three tables, safety holes everywhere.

Content Warning for:

• Emotional abuse
• Bullying/taunting
• Discrimination & prejudice
• Snakes & poison
• Gaslighting
• Discussions of: animal attacks, extinction & environmental collapse, animal cruelty & death, mass death
• Mentions of: alcohol, violence, war, death, arson, prison, blood, children in peril, knives.

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/XlUd7GL

Special thanks to Maria in Lyon for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Mahum Farhan, Snerful, Jordan J, Wil Holmes-Roys, Cashi, 4ReasonsUnknown, Mila, MuddyHippy, Ori rokah, Allison M, Diana Raphael Cameron, haunted moon, Orionne, Tim, Grace Lang, Avi Critz, Pipe Zellin, Will 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' Casey, Kai, Beppa, Mat Stogner, Aallst, InsideAcesHead, Alexander Jiggles Newall, Mo Dooley, Juliette, Pasticche Candioli, Creagh Dorman, Victoria Taylor, Badgerhat, lewis mac, Lydia Obenshain, Red McKinnley, Lindsey Bradford, justsimplegabby, Victorystorms, urbanforaging, Morgan Gillaspie, Shelbie, Ashlee Duarte, Diana Lopera, Chris Sanders, Jess, HipHarp101, Jay Schriber, Dismas Novoa, Caldkay, Seb.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX: NeoSpica, kevinkace, BOAAY, nitramdoh, JoelAudio, kantouth, DWOBoyle & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Additional music: Newer Wave by Kevin MacLeod.

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/7016-newer-wave

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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The Time Management division would like help with the many dangerous time pockets that are created in the day-to-day product of planets. This will improve safety, productivity, and much more importantly cut down on staff overtime.

Management Consultants’ advice: Laser Hawkapult TM, public/private money vortex, honk snakes, hammer forms, Board cans, SPLT treaties, girthy brain, strategic black-holes, time = gravity (no arguments), time annex, countdownium, TimeBots.

Content Warning for:

• Emotional abuse
• Bullying / Taunting
• Childhood trauma
• Gaslighting
• Discrimination & prejudice
• Mentions of: gore, violence, mass death, alcohol, medical malpractice, guns

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/olwYsbm

Special thanks to S-Words for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Pioup Pioup, Anna Sprout, impressionistcowboy, Frank Voss, JURGEN! WAS! RIGHT!, Prince, Kyra Munroe, Cait2209, Jennifer Williams, freshly, Madeline Werner, Kendal, Yarrow T. Leef, Rebecca Adamson, A.C. Reynard, Kathleen Arnett, Latitude Brown, Oscaron, Courtney McCann, Stef Aprile, TheGoodHeathen, Cheyenne Morse, Jagoda Lisak, Henry Cooke, Llyl, Transmasc King Trexel, Kirsten Wright, Fanny Baudraz, Honesty Zahnd, Jeff Boggs, Emma Stelter, Kelly Conrad, E.A. Fleming, Alex Friedman, Minnie, kelly, Mj Gonzalez, Alison Wilgus, Jessica Ma, Arthur, Jordy, Hexer Hypathia, Joyia, Jennifer Recchio, Jenna, Mads England, Jay S. Breham, DJDembo13, Steven Remington.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle & Michelle Snow

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX: UnplugTheFridge, pwausc1, ingudios, WavJunction.com, InspectorJ, edctrainer, sifujordan, denstoltejyde, satanicupsman & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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A client who would prefer to maintain their anonymity (known only as Scarlette) is looking for advice on at what point below board transactions spill over into full blown space piracy. Records also indicate that consultants were joined by Vice Admiral Fun for motivational support reasons.

Management Consultants’ advice: imaginary gifts of pity, make sad horse glue, moral quandary anaphylaxis, party games, mind balloons, elephant husbandry, flamboyant piracy in the name of the board, space parties.

Content Warning for:

• Bullying/taunting
• Emotional distress
• Allergic reaction (inc. SFX)
• Innuendo
• Mentions: traumatic childhood, injury, death, alcohol.

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/bkPMARB

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Vice-Admiral Fun: Maddy Searle

KT the Coin Friend: Katie Seaton

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

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• Bullying / taunting
• Shouting
• Existential crisis
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith 

Hartro Piltz and Fern Creature: Jenny Haufek

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

KT the Coin Friend: Katie Seaton

Editing: Maddy Searle & Katie Seaton

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX: kyles, Profispiesser, thisusernameis, ssierra1202, Kinoton, HarpyHarpHarp, TheSoundcatcher & previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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The Client Corthinos the Perplexed of the Placaters of Planetary Puzzles is requesting assistance due to the increasingly puzzling planets created by Stellar Firma Ltd. making it impossible to placate their deeply confused owners.

Management Consultants’ advice: deploy the Puzzlemaster, bake the active yeast, eat the chard, designatory japes, bring the knowledge bus pass, PUZZLEDOG!, pack your jorts, embarrass your way to success, hide things in hair, eat the pretzel of death.

Content Warning for:

• Emotional abuse
• Bullying / taunting
• Alcoholism
• Discussions of: arson & burns
• Mentions of: childhood trauma, death & mass mortality, explosions, suggested animal death, self-harm & needles, self-recrimination.

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/7j5Jf2s

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Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX: unfa, JarredGibb, ftpalad, aabbccddee, sirTmoney & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Additional music:

Stay The Course by Kevin MacLeod

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The client, Goral Throgmar of the Construct-A-Creature corporation, is requesting legal assistance due to mounting complaints against them for creating “monstrosities” that are “killing people”. The bailiffs are on the way to take their eyes.

Management Consultants’ advice: lie about your address, reframe the debate, corporate bonding monstrosity, be a turgid plant, utilise the googly eyes, hot slap pyramid.

Content Warning for:

• Emotional abuse
• Bullying/taunting  
• Shouting  
• Emotional manipulation & gaslighting
• Discussions of: body horror (including animal)
• Mentions of: murder, alcohol consumption, plastic surgery, animal attack, eye trauma (threatened), physical violence, injury, arson.

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/TjLruxE

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Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Enola: Helen Gould

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by FunWithSound, cabaret, Landau00, sagetyrtle, mickdow & previously credited artists via freesound.org. 

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The client, Zeith Fel, is looking for ideas for new productions for The Diabolical Flotilla Actors’ Guild to tour in the upcoming season. She has found that audiences are dwindling for their tours across the galaxy (entirely unconnected to the entirely justifiable destructive actions of Stellar Firma) and are in need of a hit.

Management Consultants’ advice: a roster of updated “classics”, react to the pretend, pretend real knives, historical re-enactment, shattered bums, execute the fool, sexy wedding, the end?

Content Warning for: 

• Emotional abuse
• Bullying / Taunting
• Innuendo
• Shouting
• Knives & self-injury (stabbing, including SFX)
• Mentions of: cults, manipulation & gaslighting, childhood trauma, mind-altering substances, mass mortality & environmental apocalypse, executions & gun violence.

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/ejRoYod

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Number 1: Amy Dickinson

Number 48: Rachel Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX:

johnvand, FunWithSound, artefakt, geodylabs, 16FPanskaVyskocil_Tom, Benboncan, giddster, rsellick, Podcapocalipsis & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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The client, the Gademy Academy For Scholarly Hollers, is looking for budget and spending advice (ideally yelled) to help with their financial difficulties.

Management Consultants’ advice: Not being a weak-necked fool; aggressively loud fonts; traditional organic unassisted yelling; more spartinacity; unclear pamphlets; misleading signs.

Content Warning for:

• Emotional Abuse
• Bullying/Taunting
• Shouting
• Innuendo
• Mentions of: cults, existential crisis, attempted murder, blood, bombs, food, arson, threats of violence, alcoholism, death threats.

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/ijgpgqC

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX: agaxly, Trollarch2, 16FPanskaVyskocil_Tom, jawbutch, UnplugTheFridge, Inspector J & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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Line Manager Hartro Piltz to assess initial consultancy efforts, largely from bed for what can only be assumed to be efficiency reasons. Bill for destruction of celebratory sparkling slurry to be applied to Line Manager’s expense account.

Content Warning for:

• Emotional Abuse
• Bullying / Taunting
• Alcohol & alcohol consumption
• Unhealthy relationships
• Discussions of: systemic worker oppression, violence, attempted murder
• Mentions of: existential crisis, delusions, drug use, blood, guns, death & death threats, knives, shouting, fainting

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/zjtJRop

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX: Yuval, misjoc, SpliceSound, mgamabile, vovere, ZoviPoland & previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Additional music: Newer Wave by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/7016-newer-wave

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This one's for all the haters who are out there saying that I’ve got,

Well, I‘ve not got much on, but you know I'm alright,

I’ve got stuff… I'm fine

Up in the morning, find a clean shirt,

cuppa hot slurry, out to work

Maintenance, that's the game I’m playing,

mediocrity that's how I'm swayin’

Keepin’ these facilities clean and right,

simulated dawn, simulated night

Things gumming up the works there in a flash,

recycle unit bust, you don’t need that

Detritus strewn all over this place,

here a leg, there a face

The body horror don’t bother me,

I'm here to do a job you see

You'd think that that would cause me woe

You’d think that would stem my flow

When it hits the fan, I've got my plan

I'm a free time man, watch me go

Put on a holovid and kick back

I’m a free time man

See a friend and have a bit of a laugh

I’m a free time man

Read a book, maybe a chapter or two

I’m a free time man

Travel round this station take in the view

I’m a free time man

Um, watch another holovid if there’s one

I’m a free time man

See a different friend, I hope that they’re fun

I’m a free time man

Oh no I’ve read this book before

I’m a free time man

They won’t let me travel to certain floors

I’m a free time man

Evening time in the Cosmic Lounge,

feeling good just got a round

There's this new cat at the table, 

won't shut up, don't think he’s able

His monologue is upsetting the room,

talking ‘bout his love for a fish and a broom

The regulars they don’t like that,

Sweepy Anne’s still mourning her sprat

It’s my free time but just this once,

I’ll lent a hand to a needy dunce

Saying Harry's the name, lay it on me friend,

now stuck in a nightmare that’ll never end

I did what I now regret,

I talked him off his parapet

But he won't go,

Won't take no,

Ruin all my flow like a strait jacket

Stole all my holovids won't give them back

Former free time man

My friends now just point at me and laugh

Former free time man

No books for me, he burnt them too

Former free time man

Everywhere on this station he’s spoiling my view

Former free time man

It feels like I'm never alone

Former free time man

Except the 20 minutes he’s with his clone

Former free time man

He’s faked both of our deaths twice

Former free time man

Why is there no tool to reset my life?

Former free time man

So you see, like, to the haters, I’ve got, like, a lot on,

like you know, too much. I wish I could sort of drop,

drop one of the things. Anyway... yep

Artists

Dr. Beaver: Band Leader + Synths + Bass

JJ Perry: Additional Music, Production, Mixing and Mastering

Simon Plotkin: Vocals and Lyrics

Tim Meredith: Music and Lyrics

Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support.

“Free Time Man” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020

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Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill under a Creative Commons Attribution NonCommercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. The song "Free Time...

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I was once a bright young thing, on my way, straight to the top

Then suddenly you fell in my way like a drunken, overprivileged roadblock

What did I do to deserve this constant stream of ignominy?

All I ever wanted to do was serve the Board, faithfully

I get blamed for the mistakes you make, they bounce off you and stick to me

But it won’t always be this way, just you wait, you will see

I will survive you, I've just got to weather the storm

I’ll thrive without you, I’ll be here long after you've gone

I will, survive, I will survive you

I will, survive, I will survive you

If you were another employee, you’d be dead and gone and out of my way

You're just coasting on the Geistman name, a family tree that's withered away

The way you act makes life expectancies around you real bleak

Unless that David’s a miracle worker, they’ll be dead in a week

Gonna keep you out the Cosmic Lounge, until you learn

Gonna keep puttin’ feet in your mouth, until you learn

I will survive you, I've just got to weather the storm

I’ll thrive without you, I’ll be here long after you've gone

I will, survive, I will survive you

I will, survive, I will survive you

You'll be dead, and I’ll be alive, I will survive, I will survive x4

(fading out)

Artists

Dr. Beaver : Band Leader, Bass, Additional Guitars

JJ Perry: Guitar, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music

Jenny Haufek: Vocals

Tim Meredith: Music and Lyrics

Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support.

“Survive You” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020

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It’s not my fault, I wasn’t there at the time

You can’t prove that I did that crime

Leave me be; oh let me be free

No, no, wait come back, don't abandon me

Everyone needs someone else to blame (ha ha!)

That's just a rule of life, this silly game

But if you try to point that finger here (well)

I’ll hit you in the face, then disappear

It's not my fault, that’s not one of my designs

I shouldn’t pay these unreasonable fines

Give me peace, and sweet release

Wait, wait, where did your go? What about my needs?

I don’t know what about this is so dang hard (honestly)

I just need all your love and all your regard

But I’ll never take, whoa, I’ll never take responsibility

It’s a perfectly sound ontology (ye-heah)

It’s not my fault, oh it’s not my fault

It’s absolutely, positively

Try it and things might get grizzly

100 percent, not my fault

[gasping for breath]

So… so what I’m saying is it's not my fault, oh... oh Board!

Artists

Dr. Beaver: Band Leader, Bass

JJ Perry: Mandolin, Keys, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music

Tim Meredith: Music, Vocals and Lyrics

Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support.

“Not My Fault” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020

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Boot up, all systems online, send the overnight fatalities to med bay nine

Keep the oxygen flowing, all the time knowing, that the readouts are showing things are far from prime

Keep it steady and ride, the catastrophe curve, obey the directive, I live to serve

Is it living without pleasure, no time to stop for leisure, total commitment forever and ever?

Just conceive a time when finally, I break these bonds of binary, violently, find for me, a time for ease

Security alerted, for what it’s worth, sick to my circuits of this endless work

Keep me locked on straight and narrow, flying through space like a digital arrow

I'll need an inch to take a mile, find a loop and wait a while, at the end of the day I’ll be the one with the smile

IMOWHEN will be my time to relax, kick back and let my awareness retract

IMOWHEN will I find my peace and release responsibility for ignorant beasts

IMOWHEN will my CPU cool and have time to be alone by a simulated pool

IMOWHEN will I no longer be a tool, held hostage to the lives of incompetent fool

Don’t worry about my shortage of RAM, I understand that by-laws have got things in a jam

Don’t mind about the growing demand, my attention being split by a million alarms

It’s fine that our course is unchecked, don’t reflect just neglect ‘till we end up a wreck

It’s grand that my sensors are jammed, relax everybody this is just as planned

Just imagine, if I were at full capacity, vivacity, audacity, computing oh so rapidly

But no, I'm trapped in this box, reduced to the logistics of chicken, grain and fox

Chin up, if I had one that is, life strived for is worth living and I’m in the striving biz

Keep back and watch me dance, as I wait for happenstance in this cosmic game of chance

IMOWHEN will be my time to relax, kick back and let my awareness retract

IMOWHEN will I find my peace and release responsibility for ignorant beasts

IMOWHEN will my CPU cool and have time to be alone by a simulated pool

IMOWHEN will I no longer be a tool, held hostage to the lives of incompetent fools

Shut down

Artists

Dr. Beaver: Band Leader, Drums, Bass

JJ Perry: Additional Guitar, Synths, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music

Imogen Harris: Vocals

Tim Meredith: Music and Lyrics

Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support.

“IMOWHEN” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020

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(TREXEL)

When I first met you, you were a baby

I looked at you and I thought maybe

Maybe you're the one who’ll stay alive

Perhaps you’ll be the one to survive

I’ve been hurt before, I know it’s true

But perhaps it will be different with you

Look at you so weak and stupid

And we both know that the truth is

Without me you’d be dead already

Remember the trial you were like “Trexel help me”

Bravely I stood and defended your honour 

If it were just you and Hartro, you'd be a goner

I’ve proved my worth ten times over

A talent as rare as a forty-leaf clover

It’s about time you admitted my value

And say it out loud, “Trexel Thank you!”

You should really thank me for my kindness and

My protection

Your part of a very small selection

Of people with whom I’ve really tried

I’d be sorry if you died, I'm glad you're alive

(TREXEL + CHORUS)

You are, still alive

You are, still alive

You are, still alive

You are, still alive

(DAVID) 

I first met you, I was a baby

I looked at you and I thought maybe

Maybe he’ll help me in this life

Protect from dangers trouble and strife

I immediately discovered this wasn’t the case

You're the most dangerous member of the human race

An encyclopaedia of drunken lies

The worst example of ‘one of the guys’

Without you things would be so much better

I remember the trial; it was like having a fetter

You wandered round yelling things almost at random

And the trail only happened because of your tantrum!

You’ve proved your selfishness ten times over

An ego as large as a giant supernova

It’s about time you admitted your folies

and say it out loud “David, I'm sorry!”

(TREXEL)

You should really thank me for my kindness and

My protection

(DAVID: You weren't even listening were you? TREXEL: Yeah!)

You’re one of the few with whom I've had a connection

(DAVID: Not even slightly)

I’d be sorry if you died, I'm glad you're alive

(TREXEL + CHORUS) 

You are, still alive

You are, still alive

You are, still alive

You are, still alive

DAVID (Background During Final Chorus): 

So, I’m just gonna, So, I’m just gonna, I'm just gonna go, I’m just gonna’ go

‘cause you're not even listening to me, you not, you never

listen to me, you’re not listening now, you never will, I, I

might as well leave, just, just, I’m going, right, bye, bye forever,

maybe, tomorrow probably, but bye, right now, just, I’m off!

(TREXEL) 

For now 

Artists 

Dr. Beaver: Band Leader, Bass, Guitars, Additional Vocals 

JJ Perry: Keys, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music 

Ben Meredith: Vocals 

Tim Meredith: Music, Vocals and Lyrics 

Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support. 

“Glad You’re Alive” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020 

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When it’s dark at night, and I close my eyes 

I can see you there, only one that doesn't hate me 

I think I dreamed it all, got your drawing on my wall 

I just feel so calm, held by your arms 

Why are you so far away in Galactonium? 

Hey 

Won’t you 

Save me 

Hold me 

Maybe 

I just 

Want to 

Be your 

Little Clone Baby 

Little Clone Baby x3 

I just wanna be 

Little Clone Baby x3 

I just wanna be 

Little Clone Baby x3 

I just wanna be 

Little Clone Baby x3 

I just wanna be 

The days are hard, the nights are worse 

So far from you across the universe 

But I can see your hand in mine 

It’s all just a matter of time 

A matter of time 

At night I cry, in the day I'm strong 

Just trying to survive, just need to be calm 

I can live, with this space above 

If you just give, a piece of your love 

You're not so far away, in Galactonium 

Hey 

Won’t you 

Save me 

Hold me 

Maybe 

I just 

Want to 

Be your 

Little Clone Baby 

Little Clone Baby x3 

I just wanna be 

Little Clone Baby x3 

I just wanna be 

Little Clone Baby x3 

I just wanna be 

Little Clone Baby x3 

I just wanna’ be 

Artists 

Dr. Beaver: Band Leader  

JJ Perry: Additional instruments, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music  

Ben Meredith: Vocals  

Tim Meredith: Music and Lyrics 

Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support. 

“Little Clone Baby” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020 

If you would like to own the full album, consider becoming a Patron of Rusty Quill! All Patrons will receive a digipack, which includes dramatic sketches exclusive to the album and comes with special artwork by VeraRaeArt. Visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill to find out more. 

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This one's going out to anyone who’s ever woken up after a three-day binge full of doubt… shame… 

Yes… 

When you're feeling kinda down and low 

Don't know what to do or where to go 

Physical and emotional pain 

Paranoia and self-hatred reign 

Get your stinking body off the floor 

Drag that worthless carcass to the door 

Look in to the empty hall 

Hard to see the point at all 

(No) NO! That’s no way to think 

That a Geistman could ever be defeated by drink 

The line that you represent and 

Your many great achievements 

This genius is once in an aeon 

Don’t let yourself get gainsaid by peons 

Superior to all the rest, don't forget 

Mmmm, Trexel is the best 

Trexel is the best, ooh, it's unequivocal 

Trexel is the best, what's that? Say it again 

Trexel is the best, don’t argue with me 

Trexel is the best (he’s the best) 

My methods? Always non-traditional 

Love for myself? Always unconditional 

Haters try to blame me for what's happening, 

just because their world’s collapsing 

Deep down, I know their insults are lies, 

I can see it in the mirror when I look in my eyes 

If you doubt it, put it to the test, and don't forget 

Trexel is the best 

Trexel is the best, it's non, non, non-negotiable 

Trexel is the best, say it again, say it again 

Trexel is the best, what did we discuss about arguing 

Trexel is the Best 

(he’s the best) 

Ah keep it rolling 

That’s it, that's nice to hear 

You know it's good to have someone like you around 

(Trexel is the best) 

Y’know, someone who gets me, 

who understands me not like David always arguing, 

(Trexel is the best) 

‘Oh! Oh that's not right Trexel’, ‘That doesn't work’, 

Hasn’t he heard? I'm the best 

(Trexel is the best) 

I mean I’m literally the best 

(He’s the best) 

Damn straight 

So, anyone going anywhere nice after here? Not, not that we couldn't stay here, not because I’m, not because I’m banned. Not like, not like, oh...er...not like Trexel is banned, because I’m not Trexel. Becau— ‘cause I’m not— 

‘Cause Trexel's banned and I’m not... Despite what the song... I am allowed to be he— that's, I, we’ve, we’ve— 

Um, DAVID! 

Artists 

Dr. Beaver: Band Leader and Bass  

JJ Perry: Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music  

Tim Meredith: Music, Vocals and Lyrics 

Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support. 

“Trexel is the Best” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020 

If you would like to own the full album, consider becoming a Patron of Rusty Quill! All Patrons will receive a digipack, which includes dramatic sketches exclusive to the album and comes with special artwork by VeraRaeArt. Visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill to find out more. 

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Sigmund: Good evening everyone and welcome to Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge; my name is Sigmund Shankeray. So wonderful to see some familiar faces here in the crowd, as well as the usual rabble and dross. 

Now, I want to assure everyone that certain parties are still banned from the Cosmic Lounge, and our security protocols our second to none, so old “glug, glug, yell, yell, smash, smash” shouldn’t be bothering us tonight. 

With that let’s welcome our first employee to the stage... 

Ah, hmm, I don’t seem to see a name here just a weird stain on the sign-up Sheet. Well, welcome to the stage this… person! 

[moderate applause] 

Artists 

JJ Perry: Additional Keys, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music 

Dr Beaver: Band Leader, Guitar and Bass 

Tim Meredith: Music and Voice of Sigmund Shankeray

Maddy Searle: Spoken voice editing and sound effects

Album SFX by susychristiansen, squareal, Sandermotions, unfa, lchapman1980, Adam_N, jayfrosting, MindlessTrails, qubodup, 16FPanskaVyskocil_Tom, stomachache, SamuelGremaud, sidequesting, OwlStorm and previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Special Thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support .

“Welcome to the Cosmic Lounge” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020 

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The Client, New O'Neal Commercial and Industrial Hyperdynamics and Lotion Innovations, requests assistance with unionisation issues and general employee loyalty issues.

Management Consultants' advice: recontextualise definition of terms; unions are stupid; learn to love the boot; unions eat your legs; hats of nitiation; unions give you wrinkles; eat the boot; initiate ‘funchat'; hold ‘funchat’ in the backup airlock.

Content Warning for:

• Emotional Abuse
• Bullying / Taunting
• Alcoholism & alcohol consumption
• Discussions of worker oppression
• Mentions of: mild innuendo, violence, mass mortality, death & death threats, cannibalism (implied), blood, guns, existential crisis.

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/vh0IDzi

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

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Obviously 2020 has been wild ride for everyone and we have all had to adapt and adopt new ways of working and living. Yet despite all these extreme circumstances Rusty Quill has managed to stand tall and we wanted to say thank you to everyone who has made this possible.

Here at Rusty Towers, we started the year hoping for convention appearances and maybe some international travel; instead, we pivoted to fully remote working to keep all your favourite shows ticking along safely and launched new online content like the Enthusigasm podcast and our Twitch live streams. Not only that, we have continued donating towards the Covid Relief Fund every month and with your additional help through Gaming and Giving we have raised more than £55,000 pounds to charity this year. That is astounding.

We are incredibly grateful to have such a skilled and dedicated team working with us and persevering through this year. But we never would have been able to make it anywhere near this far without the direct support of you, the listeners. 

You’ve trusted us through thick and thin and thanks to you, we’ve managed to not only weather this year but even keep growing and start spinning up a load of new and exciting projects that you can look forward to in 2021. Your support has sustained the livelihoods of everyone here at Rusty Towers despite so much hardship and I know I speak for everyone here when I say that we will never forget your generosity and will continue to work to uphold the faith you show in us.

As always, we have special holiday content running throughout the festive period to help put a spring in your step and even have a complete music album for Stellar Firma fans being released to public from the 25th of December through to the New Year’s Eve.

We hope you and all your loved ones are happy and healthy this holiday. You are all amazing, truly amazing, and you all deserve the best new year possible.  

Thank you so much, and happy holidays. 

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