James and Suzy keep the conversation flowing with more beauty stories from guests Hannah Martin and Ruth De Leo, plus the kind of honest chat that only happens when a room full of beauty lovers gets together. There are beauty triumphs, beauty fails, big laughs, and plenty of insider tips straight from the stage.

If Part 1 was the warm-up, this is where things really take off.

More glow, more chaos, and more ABB magic — live from London. 💄✨

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Suzy’s golden rule? Moisturise every single time before you go near the tan. But James goes full masterclass, sharing his foolproof routine for natural-looking hands: start with loads of moisturiser, mix your tan and cream together in the lid of the tub, then apply it with a kabuki brush like you’re painting a masterpiece.

Want the full effect? He even layers a facial overnight tanner — and if you’re really committed, sleep in cotton gloves.

Fake tan hands, sorted. ✨

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James kicks off with a crowd warm-up that will never be repeated on daytime radio, Ruth De Leo (founder of Dcypher Beauty) opens with “I’m In The Mood for Dancing” by The Nolans, and before we know it the whole room is belting out Cher’s Believe.

Then we get into the good stuff. Ruth talks about the AI tech behind Dcypher and how it’s changing complexion matching forever, while makeup artist and beauty expert Hannah Martin shares her beauty journey from felt-tip face disasters at age seven to hosting the party of her life for her 40th.

We also hear their biggest beauty triumphs - Ruth’s first red lip moment and Hannah’s milestone birthday glow - and their beauty fails, including a wedding-day makeup no-show and a ripped dress.

It’s glamorous, chaotic, heartfelt and completely live. This is Part 1. 💄✨

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James has never used one (shock), while Suzy has a Shark LED mask she was gifted and has recently committed to properly. Friend of the show Clém swears by hers, and Charlene Flanagan is a regular user too.

Suzy’s key takeaway? “They don’t work in the box.” Six minutes a day, consistently — or forget it.

We discuss whether they can replace clinic treatments, if they’re genuinely useful, or if they’re just another expensive bathroom ornament.

Honest, balanced, and glow-curious. ✨

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From Lip Vinyls and Juicy Tubes to Rimmel Heather Shimmer, Lancôme Flash Bronze and James’ first ever fragrance (DKNY For Him — stunning), we’re diving into the beauty products that absolutely shaped us. The long-lasting but hydrating formulas, the airport Selfridges splurges, the €345 bottle Andrea Roche once gifted James, and the scent that had Kate smelling him all day.

There are London pop-ups, Ryanair bag dramas, trade missions, Marc Rodgers at the Olivier Awards, Nando’s in the airport, Gregg’s seasonal bakes, and yes… the kind of beauty memories that hit you right in the teenage soul.

It’s chaotic, comforting, and completely nostalgic. Strap in. 💫

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We break down the ultimate desk-to-dancefloor glow-up. Suzy makes the case for a smoky eye at any hour (confidence is key), plus her foolproof night-time upgrade: brown liner in the waterline, a radiant revival setting spray, and a sweep of cream highlighter (hello Sculpted 👀).

James’ golden rule? Any touch-up that doesn’t involve disturbing your foundation. And when in doubt… break out the individual lashes.

Fast, polished, and zero meltdown. 💃✨

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We talk surviving the infamous Dealz press trip, the reality of unsolicited DMs (yes, those ones), thriving at 50, LED masks, supplements, hair fails, Botox, and the product she swears is like “putting a serum on your skin.”

It’s honest, hilarious, wildly unfiltered and pure Lovely Girly Bits energy. Strap in. 💄✨

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This one is firmly in James’ lane. Oily skin, TV studio lights for up to 10 hours, doing his own makeup — and in his own words, “I’m a homosexual, so I’ve tried them all.”

He shares a tip straight from the West End (thank you Davina Devine), including a cult primer called Ciaiplw Face Lotion (yes, that’s how it’s spelled 😂), plus his exact skin-prep routine — starting with Sculpted Liquid Glow and Simple Hyaluronic… and then it gets golden.

If your makeup slides, splits, or disappears by lunch — this one’s for you. ✨

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We’re sharing our most memorable Valentine’s Days, Tinder tales, dating disasters, and the pet names that genuinely rot James. We chat about getting glammed up for the big date, cards and pressies from our parents, and what love actually means to us now.

James puts it best: it’s about love as a whole… not just getting your hole.

Funny, warm, chaotic and surprisingly heartfelt - full access to James and Suzy, just in time for Valentine’s. 💄✨

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Suzy runs through her speedy, no-faff routine. We're talking sunscreen, primer, a precise base, a quick wing, balm, and out the door (with bronzer if there’s time).

James shares his own game-changing shortcuts, from glow boosters to cushion foundation, cream bronzer, blush, and the waterproof mascara trick that lasts for ages.

Everything fits neatly into a vanity bag, everything works hard, and everything is designed for real life. Five minutes. Job done. ✨

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We cover everything: why everyone should fear a Scouse-Irish psychopath nan, Kris Jenner’s frankly ridiculously good facelift, why Caroline would rather be accused of “serving c**t” than ever being called nice, and how she handled the men who tried (and failed) to shame her online.

And of course, we get into why women adore Caroline — and why gay men are obsessed with her. It’s explicit, hilarious, empowering, and completely unhinged in the best way.

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Suzy completely relates and shares what actually helps - from avoiding liner in the waterline, to keeping eyeshadow super light. James weighs in on how to work with watery eyes rather than fighting them (yes, cultivating the tears is a thing), plus a few unexpected tricks involving earbuds, and knowing when to properly remove and reset your eye makeup.

Practical, comforting, and a lifesaver if your eyes have a mind of their own. ✨

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We chat about her past life as a pink bikini gal at the top of Grafton Street, share one of the loveliest, most emotional dad stories we’ve ever heard on the show, and then… Tara drops a revelation that genuinely stopped us in our tracks.

James: “And how — and why — Tara outsourced her personal grooming to a family member.”

Genuinely astonishing, Suzy. Let’s go. 💫

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Then we tackle the heartbreak we all know too well — what do you do when your favourite beauty product gets discontinued? We share our own war stories (RIP Suzy’s beloved in-styler hair wand and James’ Bourjois City Radiance foundation), how we eventually found replacements, and why asking your gal pals can be the secret weapon.

We also get into TikTok dupes, chatting to the girls on makeup counters, and James’ cheeky tip for getting a pump of a new foundation to try at home.

Comforting, practical, and very validating. 💄✨

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We talk growing up in Ballyfermot, never chasing fame — just wanting to dance — and how DWTS genuinely changed her life. Karen opens up about the pressure of judging versus competing, her famously low-maintenance beauty routine, and ballroom tan disasters.

Karen Byrne in full flight — and we were crying laughing. 💫

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We break down exactly what works best (and why), how Patrick Ta completely changed the blush game, and Suzy shares her go-to favourite from Rare Beauty. We also tackle a very real issue - how to clean your blusher when that weird film forms on top - plus James reveals the sellotape trick you’ll wish you’d known sooner.

And of course, we crown the ultimate blush queen: Zara Larsson, yellow blush and all.

Blush lovers, this one’s for you. ✨

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We chat about standing proudly beside her All-Ireland-winning husband, her genuinely hilarious brush with salmon sperm (yes, really), and then take a deep dive into buns - hair buns, to be clear - donuts, double-donut inspo, the lot.

Warm, witty, and wildly entertaining, Louise is an absolute joy — let’s go. 💫

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Suzy breaks it down in the simplest way possible, drawing a very important line between where contour belongs… and where it absolutely does not. James shares his foolproof hack that means even if you mess it up, you can fix it in seconds.

We also talk brushes, products, and how to contour in a way that actually works for real life, not ring lights.

Plus, we’re shaking things up — we want your voice notes next time, and we’ll be answering them blind, with no peeking beforehand. God help us. 🎙️✨

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We recorded this episode in the immediate aftermath of that viral Miriam O’Callaghan interview and the eye make-up revelation that shook us all. Aisling heard the episode and decided to try the “Miriam Experiment” herself — Miriam’s seven-day lash — and she tells us exactly how that went.

Not only that, but Aisling is getting married in 2026, so we chat about the emotions of trying on her wedding dress with her mum, why she’s holding off on Botox ahead of the big day… and then she drops a bombshell about her own beauty routine that will definitely upset people even more than the Miriam experiment.

Iconique. Here’s Aisling. 💄✨

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Before we get to the gongs, we spiral (naturally) through Christmas Day fashion, gift bags, Mary’s iconic stuffing, piping-hot gravy that hides everything, cranberry sauce politics, and the elite joy of a Christmas sandwich while watching the EastEnders special (with a detour into vintage Royle Family Christmas telly, obviously).

Then it’s awards time: best concealer, blush, fragrance, hair, foundation, and more — including some very specific approvals and one unforgettable eye moment that defined the year.

Festive, chaotic, and full glam — Merry Christmas from A Beautiful Breakdown. 💫🎁

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We talk through the perfect morning makeup base that won’t slide, crease or melt, and how to do a smart day-to-night top-up without starting from scratch. Suzy shares her go-to light base and a clever mini hydration trick that lets you powder as the day goes on, while James stresses the importance of skin prep — especially a good eye treatment (hello, Kiehl’s Avocado Eye Cream 👀).

Plus: why full smoky eyes are a no-go for daytime, and why lashes are the real night-time upgrade.

Practical, polished, and wedding-ready. ✨

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Celia shares the kind of wisdom only an icon can: why correcting your posture can work as well as a boob lift, the homemade make-up tricks she grew up with (yes, soot and spit are involved), and why glamour absolutely, unequivocally never dies.

Celia is timeless, hilarious, and bursting with heart - and this episode is pure gold from start to finish.

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Suzy shares a luxurious cool-toned red from Dior ("the ultimate red lippy") and a gorgeous glossy red option for lighter brown hair, while James gives his full lip-prep routine - including the clever toothbrush trick that instantly boosts lip redness.

We chat lip pencils, blotting, undertones, and all the glam little steps that make a red lip go from “meh” to magic.

Your festive pout is about to be unstoppable. ❤️🎄

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We chat about her plan to get the band back together, how she secretly managed her greys during The Saturdays years, and what it’s really like hanging out with Mel B and Bear Grylls.

And then it happens — James finally gets to duet with Úna Healy herself.

James: “Be honest with me Suzy… I know I fangirled my tush off, but did I lose my dignity?”

It’s musical, magical, and full of classic Úna charm. 💕

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Suzy has two brilliant product recommendations (one spendy Dior option and a gorgeous budget-friendly dupe), while James shares his best serum advice — plus one tip that has absolutely nothing to do with what’s on your face and everything to do with what you’re drinking.

If your winter makeup is sliding, cracking or disappearing… this one’s your glow-up guide. 💕

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We chat about her very special New Year’s Eve with baby Ted, her unforgettable debs tanning disaster, and the wild story of how she handed nepo baby BOD his big acting break… but did he take it?

Amy also opens up about the beauty treatment that left her traumatically bright red and swollen - and somehow still had us crying laughing.

She’s sharp, she’s warm, she’s outrageously funny, and this episode is an absolute hoot. 💕

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Suzy (woman of the people, as James insists) makes a passionate case for big bouncy hair and even box dyes making a comeback, while James derails himself entirely by revealing how many pairs of jeans he owns… and it is an absolute shocker. 👖😳

A little nostalgia, a little cheek, and some very controversial beauty opinions - buckle up, Beauties.

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We chat about the inner workings of life in bustling Malahide — from the legendary Hillhoppers to the Balrags — and why the Butlers kept getting phone calls meant for the golf club (and how they handled them with absolute style).

Vanessa also tells the iconic story of watching their mum, Fron, tear strips off a café owner who had just sacked a 16-year-old James.

James: “Listen Suzy, she got her upandcommence, as Fron would say.”

We laughed, we cried… again. It’s a goody. 💫

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Both of us wear specs too, so we’ve got plenty of tried-and-tested advice — from the magic of nude eyeliner to mastering a softer smoky eye that won’t get lost behind the lenses.

It’s quick, practical, and perfect for anyone who wants their eye make-up to stand out and stay chic in specs. 💄

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Karen tells us about that “zzzzzap” moment when she first locked eyes with her husband John McGuire, the hilarious campaign to reclaim the name Karen from the meme, and how she’s learned to handle the harshest kind of criticism — comments about her appearance on screen.

We also chat about the A-listers she’s interviewed (from the soundest to the rudest!) and the moving story of losing her mum. It’s heartfelt, hilarious, and yes… everyone cried. ❤️

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She does her facials and brows at home, so she asked us: what’s actually worth going out for? James reveals his ultimate go-to treatment (no downtime, no regrets), and Suzy shares the pro-level experiences that really deliver.

If you’ve ever wondered what’s actually worth your hard-earned beauty budget — this one’s for you. 💕

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We chat about the time he discovered how Charlotte Tilbury speaks so well off the cuff on her legion of products (icon behaviour), his literally full-body tanning routine and the hacks he swears by, and James admits Mark may know more dirt on him than anyone else alive… 👀

It’s gossip, glow and gorge from start to finish - exactly how Mark would want it.

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We chat about her signature look (that famous fringe that hasn’t budged in over 25 years), the wisdom that’s kept her calm through every live show and family drama, and the powerful story of when she says she felt most beautiful — right after safely welcoming her youngest son into the world.

It’s honest, funny, and full of the warmth and grace that make Miriam, well… Miriam. 💕

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James and Suzy each narrow it down to their holy grail favourites — from cult classics like Sculpted Second Skin and MAC Studio Fix, to Suzy’s all-time go-to... There’s eyeliner, powders, and even a little chocolate-related chat (obviously).

We lock hard on our Top3 - and you might just find your next obsession. ✨

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We chat about the secret to her incredible business success, how long a marathon actually is (James feels very attacked), and the most extreme thing she’s ever done to feel beautiful. Spoiler: if you think you know Aimee, you’re about to have your world rocked 😂… in the most perfectly on-brand way possible.

She’s a queen, a powerhouse, and she made us laugh from start to finish.

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We’ve all been there, so we’re sharing our best tips for keeping that under-eye area smooth, hydrated, and bright. From the products that actually work (hello, RoC 👀) to why burgundy is the colour of the season, we’ve got you covered.

Real talk, real fixes, and a little post-baby glow-up inspiration — because tired eyes deserve love too. ✨

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We chat Botox and the pressure to look good as a skincare founder, and how her mam somehow managed to make even her driving test glam. Then there’s the glory of the Girls Aloud lashes (and Suzy’s ongoing identity crisis over which one she actually is 👀).

Suzy shares all about her big Manchester make-up event, and James surprises her with a… very special homemade gift that left Suzy gasping.

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Suzy shares why she’s team liquid over mousse, and the products and techniques she swears by for a flawless finish. James insists there’s only one real way to nail your tan — good old-fashioned trial and error — and spills his own tips from experience.

Plus, the cardinal rule everyone forgets: never apply new tan over old. You’ve got to clear each time.

And the ultimate hacks for the tricky bits — neck, ears, cleavage, and hands. 💛

Bronze wisely, Beauties! 💛

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We chat about why she’ll always choose fake tan over a winter jacket, the best advice she ever got from a make-up artist (that changed her eye make-up forever), and the infamous piss-coloured blonde dye fiasco. James is convinced Clém did ombré before Rachel Bilson, and she tells us about the only celebrity she’s ever paid to see live — who, in her words, looks like a literal fawn and has her buying everything in their collection.

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Suzy’s asked about it constantly, and she’s sharing her go-to tips and product picks for making hooded eyes pop. James has hooded eyes too, and when he’s in drag it’s always a battle to make them look bigger — so he’s spilling his own tricks of the trade.

If hooded eyes are your nemesis, this one’s packed with practical hacks you’ll actually use.

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We chat about the nation’s obsession with the iconic news anchor power trio (Elaine, Grainne Seoige and Colette Fitzpatrick), relive the glamour and sheer madness of the Celtic Tiger years, and Elaine gives us the inside line on the treatments she’s tried.

It’s fabulous, funny, and full of stories only Elaine could tell.

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Suzy dives deep into different skin types, from dehydrated to oily, younger and older, and shares how to tweak your base to make it last. She even calls back to Katie Jane Hughes and the techniques she uses on Dua Lipa. James and Suzy also chat through their own approaches — because as it turns out, there’s no one-size-fits-all.

Quick, practical, and guaranteed to make your base behave. 💄

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We chat about their last trip to Ireland (which nearly got them kicked out…), some of the most extreme treatments they’ve ever tried, and the story of how they ended up eating sashimi off Tan France’s beautiful face.

It’s fabulous, it’s outrageous, and it’s everything you’d hope from JVN on A Beautiful Breakdown.

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It’s practical, it’s honest, and you’ll leave with a shopping list. Bye Beauties! 💄✨

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She gives us her pro advice on how to nail the perfect eyebrow pluck, and spills the smoking hot tea about the hilarious white lie that led to a first date with her now-husband, Tarek.

And James finally gets the answer he’s been dying for: Katie’s pick for the best beauty product she’s ever owned. Spoiler: it’s not what you’d expect from an MUA to the stars!

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Think of it like a beauty clinic with your pals: James (drag queen extraordinaire with serious make-up chops) and Suzy (has she mentioned she’s a qualified MUA? 👀). Quick, fun, and full of practical takeaways you can actually use.

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We were honestly shook by his surprisingly impressive make-up knowledge, and he spills the beans on surviving 25+ years on Irish television. And yes, we even got him to reveal the special name he’s called by his nearest and dearest — his wife, his son, and… James. (Hint: it’s not Daithí! And it's not 'a Dhaidí' either James!)

You do not want to miss this one.

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We chat about her quest to crack the formula for the perfect mascara, and how she went ahead and launched a makeup brand even when her parents weren’t quite sure it was the right move. She tells us about the scariest moment she’s faced on her beauty journey, the secret behind building an audience of over 3 million followers, and why mixing business with friendship can sometimes (Suzy 👀) be a recipe for success.

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And of course, we couldn’t resist sharing our top three beauty products of the summer — the ones we’ve been absolutely living for. We hope you enjoy!

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