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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back to the sixth episode of <strong><u>A Colossal Waste of Time</u></strong>, featuring <strong>Carl</strong> and <strong>Fraser</strong>.</p><br><p>Join us as we read through all of Homestuck, where one reader is an expert and the other a newbie.</p><br><p>This episode, we cover the controversial Homestuck intermission, and meet many new characters and then promptly say goodbye to them once again.</p><br><p>If you wish to skip the Wonky Pub Arson chat, skip ahead to 37:40. Join us next time, as we cover pages 1358-1499!</p><br><p>You can write into the podcast at (theapuk@gmail.com) - we look forward to what you have to share!</p><br><p>Original thumbnail art credit: Victoria Grace Elliott (shamelessly taken from one of the album covers!)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back to the fifth episode of <strong><u>A Colossal Waste of Time</u></strong>, featuring <strong>Carl</strong> and <strong>Fraser</strong>.</p><br><p>Join us as we read through all of Homestuck, where one reader is an expert and the other a newbie.</p><br><p>In this episode, we cover birth stones, bouncers, big bros and bad shots!</p><br><p>Join us next episode, covering the whole intermission (1153 - 1357)!</p><br><p>You can write into the podcast at (theapuk@gmail.com) - we look forward to what you have to share!</p><br><p>Original thumbnail art credit: Victoria Grace Elliott (shamelessly taken from one of the album covers!)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the very first episode of <strong><u>A Colossal Waste of Time</u></strong>, featuring <strong>Carl</strong> and <strong>Fraser</strong>. </p><br><p>Join us as we read through all of Homestuck, where one reader is an expert and the other a newbie. </p><br><p>In this first episode, we cover the age old question: <strong>What *is* Homestuck?</strong></p><br><p>Join us next episode, as we begin proper, covering pages 1-440!</p><br><p>Original thumbnail art credit: Victoria Grace Elliott (shamelessly taken from one of the album covers!)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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