A Git & A Geezah

Runaway Kangaroo, Clown Ban & The Meaning of Discovery

Tue, 31 Mar 2026 12:00:00 GMT

This week’s episode is a proper mix of weird headlines, random conversations, and surprisingly deep thoughts. We kick things off with the story of a runaway kangaroo on the loose, followed by the bizarre news that Bolivia has banned clowns in certain situations — a headline we never thought we’d read.

From there, we dive into random news, politics, and whatever else is happening in the world, before finishing the episode with a surprisingly interesting discussion about the word “discover” — what it means, the different connotations, and how words can shape the way we think.

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Pop-Up Driveway Pubs, Stowaway Fox & Sports Catch-Up | Pints on Demand

Fri, 20 Mar 2026 12:30:00 GMT

This week’s episode is a proper mix of chill catch-up and absolute chaos. We start with some sports talk and life updates, getting back into the swing of things and sharing what we’ve been up to.

Then we head to one of the best ideas we’ve ever heard — a mobile pub popping up in people’s driveways, bringing pints straight to your neighborhood. From there, we dive into the bizarre journey of a fox that somehow smuggled itself into the US from the UK, proving even wildlife is getting into international travel.

It’s laid-back vibes, weird news, and plenty of laughs as always.

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Coffin Meditation, Runaway Tortoise & Sports Talk | The World Gets Weird

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 12:00:00 GMT

This week’s episode takes us from the bizarre to the surprisingly impressive. We start in Japan, where people are meditating inside coffins as part of a strange spiritual practice designed to reflect on life and mortality. Then we follow the slow but determined journey of an escaped tortoise from Georgia that somehow managed to travel miles away from home.

Along the way, we dive into various sports stories, share our takes on what’s happening in the sporting world, and get sidetracked with the usual tangents and laughs.

It’s meditation, marathon tortoises, and a little bit of sports — all wrapped up in another strange week of news. 🎙️

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DTW Airport Crash, Attenborough’s Garden Murder & Zoo Popsicles in Rio | Heat, History & Headlines"

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 12:00:00 GMT

This week’s episode is packed with chaos, crime, and some surprisingly wholesome animal content. We kick things off with the shocking story of a car crashing into Detroit Metro (DTW) Airport, breaking down what happened and how something like that even unfolds.

Then we head to the UK, where Sir David Attenborough’s garden helped solve a Victorian-era murder case — yes, really. It’s history, science, and true crime colliding in the most unexpected way.

Finally, we cool things down in Brazil, where a Rio zoo has been handing out frozen popsicles to animals to help them cope with extreme heat. Along the way, we mix in our usual takes, tangents, and laughs as we unpack the wildest headlines of the week.

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Runaway Emu Arrested, Casino Mistake Jackpot & Iran’s Super Weapons | Weird Wins & World News

Wed, 25 Feb 2026 12:00:00 GMT

This week’s episode is another rollercoaster. We start in Florida, where a police deputy heroically captured a runaway emu, proving once again that no two shifts are ever the same. Then we dive into the unbelievable story of a visually impaired man who struck it big on a casino game machine — because he thought it was a Dr Pepper vending machine. Sometimes luck really is blind.

From there, we zoom out to bigger headlines, breaking down talk around super weapons and Iran, and what it all could mean on the global stage. As always, we mix serious news with ridiculous moments, plenty of laughs, and our usual chaotic commentary.

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Whim Wins Millions, Maduro’s Nike Moment & The Last Pennies | New Season

Tue, 27 Jan 2026 13:00:00 GMT

This episode is stacked from start to finish. We kick things off with the unbelievable story of a woman who won hundreds of millions on a complete whim, proving luck really does pick favorites. Then we break down how Maduro’s outfit went viral, turning a simple Nike jumpsuit into a sell-out fashion statement overnight.

We also talk about the last three one-cent pennies and what their disappearance means, before switching gears to something far more important: trying British candy and snacks and giving our very honest reactions. To wrap it all up, we talk about the new season of the pod, global headlines, and the super weapons being used by the US and its allies.

It’s big money, viral fashion, sweet treats, and world-shaking news — all in one chaotic episode. 🎙️

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Snowy Owls, AI Gone Wild & Million-Dollar Superman | Post-Thanksgiving Chaos

Tue, 02 Dec 2025 13:00:00 GMT

We’re back from Thanksgiving and kicking off the holiday season with a packed episode! First up, we talk about the rare sighting of two snowy owls found on Lake Michigan — a magical moment that had locals (and us) freaking out. Then we dive into the strange world of AI bots talking sexually, raising questions about tech, moderation, and what the internet has turned into.

We also cover the jaw-dropping sale of a Grade 9 first-edition Superman comic that went for millions, proving once again that someone out there always has more money than sense. And of course, we round things out with a whole collection of other weird news stories, personal tangents, and general post-holiday chaos.

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Beach Toy Chaos, Cucumber Records & Fart-Powered Candles | Featuring Lukas!

Tue, 18 Nov 2025 13:30:00 GMT

This week we’re joined by a special guest — Lukas, one of Noah’s old college buddies — and things go off the rails immediately. We kick off with the unbelievable story from Scotland where adult-themed toys washed up all over a beach, giving locals the most awkward shoreline cleanup in history.

Next, we dive into the mysterious origins of the number 67 and what it actually means (spoiler: it’s weirder than you think). Then we break down the oddly satisfying world record attempt of a man who snapped 65 cucumbers in 30 seconds, and the absolutely unhinged tale of a guy who blew out five birthday candles using only his farts.

Alongside the madness, we catch up on local news, life updates, and plenty of nostalgic banter with Lukas.

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Drunk Driving Inventor, Joker Haaland & Shady Shein | Trump Talk & Wild News

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 13:00:00 GMT

This week’s episode is packed with irony, chaos, and plenty of laughs. We start with the unbelievable story of the man who invented the breathalyzer getting caught for drunk driving — the kind of twist life writes better than any movie. Then we head to the pitch, where Erling Haaland dressed up as the Joker to prank his teammates and fans absolutely lost it.

Of course, we couldn’t avoid talking about Trump and the latest headlines surrounding him, as well as the strange news that Shein has started selling sex dolls (yes, that’s apparently a thing now). We round it all off with other weird and wonderful stories from around the world.

It’s unexpected, unfiltered, and undeniably entertaining — the perfect mix of news, nonsense, and mischief.

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Stolen Chairs, Meth Clouds & Roman Relics | Frozen Poop from the Sky!

Tue, 04 Nov 2025 13:00:00 GMT

This week’s episode is absolutely unhinged — even by our standards! We kick things off in Spain, where a gang has been stealing chairs from outdoor restaurant seating areas, leading to a nationwide hunt for the world’s least ambitious criminals. Then, we revisit the insane story of a meth lab accident that smoked out a whole neighborhood, leaving everyone unintentionally high.

But the real gem this week? The discovery of a lost ancient Roman artifact in New Orleans — an archaeological mystery that’s baffling experts and history buffs alike. And just when you think it can’t get any weirder, we cover the unbelievable story of frozen poop allegedly falling from a plane and crashing through someone’s roof.

It’s wild news, dumb crimes, ancient treasures, and a whole lot of laughs — basically, the world at its weirdest.

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AI Sex Bots, Creepy Dolls & Fake Funerals - Who Really Cares?

Tue, 28 Oct 2025 12:00:00 GMT

This episode is as bizarre as it gets. We kick things off with the headline that has the internet buzzing — Sam Altman suggesting sexual bots could be part of ChatGPT’s future, raising major questions about AI, ethics, and the future of companionship. Then we take a creepy turn with a Minnesota museum unveiling a chilling doll exhibit in Armstead County, guaranteed to give you goosebumps.

Next, we head to India for a story that’s equal parts heartbreaking and hilarious: a man staging his own funeral just to see who actually cares. Spoiler — the results might surprise you.

It’s an episode full of strange tech, unsettling art, emotional experiments, and plenty of laughs as we break down the weirdest stories from around the world.

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Naked Protests, Giant Donkeys & Cancer-Fighting Beethoven

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 12:30:00 GMT

This week’s episode is one of the strangest — and most entertaining — yet! We kick things off in Portland, where naked cyclists took to the streets to protest Trump, proving that politics and pedals make quite the combo. Then we meet a 6-foot-tall donkey that’s breaking records and turning heads, followed by a horse with a record-breaking ear measuring a whopping 1 foot and 1 inch.

The science world also delivered a shocker as researchers discovered Beethoven’s symphony can kill cancer cells in lab tests — and we unpack what that could mean for the future of treatment. Finally, we dive into the booming world of AI-generated music, even creating our very own AI song live on the show!

It’s a wild mix of politics, animals, science, and tech — all served up with our usual blend of laughs, chaos, and curiosity.

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Giraffe Joyrides, Grocery Bears & Gator Golfers | Plus, a Water-Skiing Squirrel!

Tue, 14 Oct 2025 12:00:00 GMT

This episode is pure, unfiltered chaos in the best possible way! We start with the unbelievable story of a man who broke into a zoo just to ride a giraffe — and somehow thought it was a good idea. Then we head to Arizona, where a bear casually wandered around a shopping store, giving customers a reason to check the aisles twice before grabbing snacks.

Next up, we talk about the nerve (and possibly insanity) of a golfer who took a swing while a gator lurked just a few feet behind him. Because apparently, Florida golf courses weren’t already terrifying enough. And finally, we wrap things up with the adorable yet absurd sight of a water-skiing squirrel — the internet’s newest (and cutest) sports star.

Along the way, we give our takes on how these stories somehow make perfect sense in today’s world, crack plenty of jokes, and get sidetracked by our usual banter about the weird and wonderful.

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Teeth-Pulling Wrestlers, Steel Men & MarryLisa.com Madness

Tue, 07 Oct 2025 12:00:00 GMT

This episode is packed with power, weirdness, and a touch of chaos! We kick things off with the wild launch of MarryLisa.com — a story that’s as strange as it is hilarious. Then, we spotlight an Egyptian wrestler who pulled a boat with his teeth, and the incredible Steel Man of India, known for holding up multi-ton columns with sheer strength.

We also unpack the shocking Charlie Kirk assassination...

We wrap things up with a look at the latest from the Ryder Cup, mixing in our usual blend of humor, disbelief, and hot takes.

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TikTok Aliens, Drunken Chimps & The Crazy World Around Us

Wed, 24 Sep 2025 12:00:00 GMT

This episode is out of this world — literally! We kick things off with the viral story of aliens showing up on TikTok and what people are saying about it. Then, we swing into the hilarious chaos of chimps getting drunk and causing absolute mayhem.

Of course, we also take a spin through the crazy news of the week and share our takes on the bizarre world we’re all living in. It’s weird, it’s wild, and it’s exactly the kind of energy you need this week.

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John Daly’s 19-Stroke Hole, Hairy Toothpaste & Meth Lab Mayhem

Tue, 16 Sep 2025 12:00:00 GMT

This week’s episode is an absolute ride! We kick off with the legendary John Daly’s 19 on a par 5, one of the wildest golf moments we’ve ever heard. Then, we dive into the weird world of human hair being used in toothpaste — yes, you read that right.

Things get even crazier as we discuss the story of smoking out an animal lab with meth and what that says about science, security, and some people’s questionable decision-making. Of course, we also cover the general news of the week and give some updates on our own lives.

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Overdue Books, Bathrobe Bishops & Big Money in Sports | Cash Talks Everywhere

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 12:30:00 GMT

This week, we dig into some of the strangest and funniest stories making the rounds. First up, a library book returned after more than 80 years sparks a conversation about overdue fines and forgotten reads. Then we cover the surreal moment a bishop sent the choir home while wearing only his bathrobe — a scene straight out of a sitcom.

From there, we dive into the world of money in sports and how cash influences games, players, and fans, before zooming out to talk about money in general — the good, the bad, and the absurd. Join us for laughs, bizarre headlines, and our usual blend of serious(ish) chat and nonsense.

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Door-Opening Bears, WNBA Toy Toss & Doll Heists | Rubber Ducks Take Chicago

Tue, 19 Aug 2025 12:30:00 GMT

This week’s episode is packed with chaos and comedy! We kick things off with the bizarre story of bears learning to open door knobs and just strolling into people’s houses like they own the place. Then, we break down the wild WNBA moment where fans threw sex toys onto the court.

We also talk about the strange crime spree of Labubu dolls being stolen and wrap things up with Chicago’s quirkiest race — thousands of rubber ducks floating down the river. Along the way, we dive into current events, throw in some tangents, and keep the laughs rolling.

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Coldplay Cheating Scandal, Bear vs. Mascot & Giant Hotdog Spill | Zoo’s Bizarre Request

Tue, 12 Aug 2025 12:30:00 GMT

This week’s episode is pure madness from start to finish! We start with the awkward story of a CEO caught cheating at a Coldplay concert, then head straight into the wild moment a sports mascot was chased down by a real bear.

Things get even stranger when we cover a zoo asking people to donate their pets — yes, really — to feed their animals. And to top it all off, we talk about the chaos caused by a giant hotdog spill. Along the way, we dive into current events, share plenty of tangents, and generally just mess around like we do best.

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Snake on a Plane, Fortune Cookie Jackpot & Hotdog Showdowns | Cheese Chaos on the Interstate

Tue, 05 Aug 2025 13:00:00 GMT

This episode has everything — chaos, jackpots, and way too much cheese. We kick things off with the slithery tale of a snake loose on a plane, giving passengers a flight they’ll never forget. Then, we celebrate the luck of a woman who won $50,000 using her daughter’s fortune cookie numbers.

But that’s not all — we dive into the competitive world of hotdog eating contests and the absolute madness of shredded cheese covering an interstate, causing both havoc and hilarity. Tune in for bizarre headlines, laughs, and the weirdest news you didn’t know you needed!

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Honey-Heist Bears, Chimney Mishaps & Robot Soccer | News, Laughs & Word of the Day

Tue, 01 Jul 2025 12:30:00 GMT

Get ready for another round of bizarre and hilarious headlines! In this episode, we talk about bears who escaped just to gorge on honey and take an epic nap, proving that Winnie-the-Pooh might have been onto something. Then, we dive into the story of a man who got himself stuck in a chimney trying to save his dog from a building (spoiler: it didn't go quite as planned).

We also explore the high-tech world of robot soccer and what it means for the future of sports. As always, we sprinkle in current events, personal tangents, and our random word of the day to keep things weird and wonderful.

Tune in for big laughs, wild news, and top-tier nonsense!

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Naked Chickens, Runaway Zebras & Trump Talk: A Divine Mess

Tue, 24 Jun 2025 12:00:00 GMT

This episode is pure mayhem in the best way. We kick things off with a bizarre church celebration in Germany featuring — wait for it — naked chickens. Yes, really. Then we gallop into the chaotic tale of a runaway zebra causing havoc in traffic, backyards, and probably someone’s dreams.

Of course, no episode would be complete without some Trump-related drama, and we break down the latest headlines with our usual mix of sarcasm and side-eyes.

It’s clucking mad, wildly striped, and politically charged — don’t miss this one.

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Capybaras, Crack, and 250 Million Bees?! | Sausage Rolls & Lads on Tour

Tue, 17 Jun 2025 12:00:00 GMT

This episode is a whirlwind of chaos and comedy! We kick things off with the wild story of police seizing five capybaras and crack cocaine from one very questionable man. Then, we buzz over to the madness of 250 million honey bees escaping a truck, causing pure pandemonium.

But it doesn’t stop there — sausage rolls have officially invaded Madame Tussauds, and we’ve got thoughts. Plus, we recap an epic lads’ holiday full of unexpected antics and poor decisions.

It’s weird news, hilarious takes, and unfiltered chaos — just the way we like it.

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Quicksand, Ostriches & Birthday Chaos | James Turns a Year Weirder

Tue, 22 Apr 2025 12:00:00 GMT

In this wild and slightly unhinged episode, we talk about the unluckiest man ever getting stuck in quicksand, Boris Johnson being attacked by an ostrich (yes, really), and all the strange, hilarious things happening in the world right now.

Plus, it's James’ birthday — so we’re celebrating with laughs, ridiculous stories, and a few questionable facts. Expect chaos, animal attacks, and birthday banter all rolled into one episode.

🎈Come for the ostrich, stay for the birthday boy.

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Real-Life Monster Under the Bed?! | Surprising Pregnancy Mix-Up & Life Updates

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 12:00:00 GMT

In this jaw-dropping episode, we dive into viral and unbelievable news stories that will leave you speechless. First, a babysitter in Kansas discovers what she believes to be a real-life monster hiding under a child's bed — was it paranormal, a prank, or something far more shocking? Then, we head down under to Australia where a woman is making headlines for carrying someone else’s baby due to a rare and mind-bending medical situation. 🤯

Plus, we share some exciting personal updates, including behind-the-scenes stories and what's coming next for the pod. It's weird, wild, and 100% worth a listen.

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Third Terms, Swallowed Fortunes, and the Pink Water Pistol Scandal

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 21:00:00 GMT

In this episode, we dive into some of the wildest headlines of the week. First up, we discuss the controversy surrounding Trump’s alleged push for a third term—could it really happen, or is it just political theater? Then, we unravel the bizarre case of a man who swallowed hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of earrings (yes, really), and what exactly happened when doctors tried to retrieve them. Finally, we take a trip to Switzerland, where a politician found himself fined for the heinous crime of… buying pink water pistols. Politics, crime, and absolute absurdity—this episode has it all!

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Golden Thrones, Runaway Goats, and Falling Ice: A Bizarre News Roundup

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 11:00:00 GMT

In this episode, we delve into a series of peculiar news stories. We discuss the recent conviction of individuals involved in the theft of an 18-carat gold toilet from England's Blenheim Palace, a crime that captured international attention. We also explore the curious case of runaway goats causing chaos in various cities, highlighting incidents in San Francisco and Texas where these nimble creatures took to the streets, evading capture and entertaining onlookers. Additionally, we examine the dangers of falling ice, sharing stories of an unexpected encounter in Florida. Finally, we touch upon a luxurious golden toilet, discussing its opulent design and the fascination it has sparked worldwide. Join us as we navigate these unusual tales, blending humor and insight to make sense of the world's quirkiest happenings.

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Bricks, Butt Plugs, and Boxing Blunders

Tue, 04 Mar 2025 13:00:00 GMT

This episode is a wild one! We kick things off with a deep dive into the world’s largest brick collection—because apparently, that’s a thing. Then, we move on to the infamous chess scandal involving a champion and a very unconventional way of cheating. Finally, we break down a dramatic boxing moment where a fighter hit the canvas harder than expected. Expect laughs, debates, and plenty of questionable tangents along the way!

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Egg Heists, Toupee Traffickers, and Political Tangents

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 12:30:00 GMT

In this episode, we delve into the peculiar theft of 100,000 eggs in Pennsylvania, a crime possibly linked to soaring egg prices amid a bird flu outbreak. We also discuss the audacious attempt by a man to smuggle cocaine under his toupee. Additionally, we touch on recent political events, including the latest developments involving Trump. Join us for a blend of bizarre news and lively political discourse.

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Presidents, Whales, and Danish Dreams: A Wild Week in Review

Tue, 18 Feb 2025 13:30:00 GMT

In this episode, we celebrate Presidents' Day by delving into some presidential quirks, including the myth of wooden teeth. We also discuss a satirical petition in Denmark proposing the purchase of California. and recount the harrowing tale of a kayaker who survived being briefly swallowed by a humpback whale off the coast of Chile . Additionally, we touch on recent developments involving Trump. Join us for a blend of history, bizarre news, and lively discussion!

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Super Bowl, Snake Surprises & The Mystery of Monthly Toast

Tue, 11 Feb 2025 13:00:00 GMT

In this episode, we break down the Super Bowl madness, dive into the bizarre case of a man discovering 100 venomous snakes, and unravel the mystery of toast appearing once a month in the UK. We also test our knowledge with some 2025 news trivia and catch up on what we’ve been up to lately. Expect weird stories, laughs, and plenty of chaos as always!

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Frozen Ships, Stolen Identities, and Grammy Scandals

Tue, 04 Feb 2025 13:30:00 GMT

This episode takes a deep dive into some of the strangest cultural traditions from around the world, along with a Canadian ship frozen solid in the Great Lakes. We also unpack a wild true crime case of identity theft gone deadly and the controversy surrounding Kanye’s lady stripping naked at the Grammys. Plus, we touch on Trump’s ongoing trade wars, skiing, sports, and plenty more. Buckle up for a ride through the bizarre, the shocking, and the downright hilarious!

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Laundry Justice, Football Scandals, and Trump’s Inauguration Throwback

Tue, 28 Jan 2025 13:30:00 GMT

This week, we dive into the wildest headlines! From a fearless British pensioner fending off a mugger with a bag of laundry to an Italian football club firing a staff member over a controversial photo of his... unique implant, the news doesn’t disappoint. Plus, we take a look back at the unforgettable spectacle of Trump’s inauguration. Expect laughs, jaw-dropping moments, and our usual blend of commentary and chaos!

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Holiday Recap, Horse Milk Ice Cream, and British Snack Adventures

Tue, 31 Dec 2024 19:00:00 GMT

We’re back and ready to kick off the new year! In this episode, we recap our holiday season adventures and share what we’ve been up to. Then, we dive into some hilarious news, including the unusual creation of horse milk ice cream. To top it all off, we try an assortment of British snacks for the first time and give our honest (and sometimes hilarious) reactions. Join us for a fun-filled episode packed with laughs, stories, and snacks!

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The Lost Episode: Elections, Emus, and Texas Tales

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 13:00:29 GMT

Unearthed from the archives, this lost episode is finally here! We recap the election and share stories from our adventures in Texas and Canada. In the news, we discuss an audacious insurance scam involving people dressing up as bears to stage car attacks, and the saga of a loose emu wreaking havoc in the UK—complete with British police hilariously begging citizens to stop chasing the bird. Plus, we round it all out with a fun trivia session. Don’t miss this hidden gem full of laughs, travel tales, and wild news

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Christmas Chaos, Chocolate Controversies & Epic Theme Songs

Tue, 03 Dec 2024 13:30:00 GMT

Get ready for a festive, fun-filled episode packed with surprises, laughs, and some downright bizarre stories! Here’s what’s unwrapped in this week’s episode:

🎄 Wacky Christmas Quiz: Test your holiday knowledge as we tackle the weirdest Christmas trivia—like poop logs, fried chicken traditions, and a song written for Thanksgiving! Who will come out on top in this battle of wits?

🍫 Chocolate Bar Lawsuit: Ever heard of a chocolate bar causing legal drama? We dive into the strange (and deliciously funny) world of an unrippled chocolate bar lawsuit that’ll leave you craving answers!

👵 The Oldest Living Person: Meet the record-breaking oldest living person and hear their incredible story of resilience and longevity. What's their secret to a long life?

🎶 Music & Theme Songs: From iconic TV show themes to catchy jingles, we share our favorite music moments and debate which songs truly stand the test of time.

Pour yourself some cocoa, grab your favorite chocolate bar (ripples optional), and join us for an episode full of holiday cheer, wacky stories, and lively discussions! 🎅✨

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Turkey, Time Capsules, and Homework Panic

Tue, 26 Nov 2024 13:00:05 GMT

Join us for a wild ride through Thanksgiving trivia, unbelievable real-life stories, and a dose of pure holiday fun! In this video, we dive into a quirky mix of topics:

Thanksgiving Trivia: Test your knowledge on wacky facts and surprising history behind America's favorite holiday! Did you know Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey to be the national bird? Or that the first Thanksgiving wasn’t exactly what we imagine today? We’ve got some fascinating tidbits for you!
The 150-Year-Old Message in a Bottle: Ever wonder what a letter from the past might say? We share an incredible story about a message in a bottle that’s over 150 years old, and the surprising twist it has in store!
A Kid Calls the Police for Help with Math Homework: Finally, we talk about a hilarious and heartwarming moment when a kid calls the cops for help with a tricky math problem. The outcome? Well, you’ll have to see to believe!

Grab your pumpkin pie, sit back, and enjoy these unforgettable stories and trivia that’ll make you laugh, think, and maybe even call your local police department for some homework help! 😂🍂

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Election Trivia, Ted Lasso Governors, and Seabass Crackers

Mon, 18 Nov 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Get ready for our wild US Election Special! We kick things off with a few shots of alcohol to loosen up before diving into some election-themed trivia. From there, we cover the quirky governor who dressed up as Ted Lasso for his Halloween press conference, sparking laughs and headlines. Then, brace yourself for the oddest rebranding ever: Goldfish crackers changing their name to Chilean Seabass crackers. And if that’s not enough, we discuss the irony of a fire station burning down. Join us for election insights, bizarre stories, and plenty of laughs!

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Global Trivia, Expensive Dimes, Parrot Escapes, and Timothée Lookalikes

Tue, 29 Oct 2024 12:30:59 GMT

In this globe-trotting episode, we explore wacky trivia from the countries our listeners call home! From the discovery of a $500,000 dime coin to escaped parrots causing chaos at a zoo, there's no shortage of bizarre news. We also dive into the madness of a Timothée Chalamet lookalike competition that turned into a full-blown riot, and the strange case of a crab that traveled internationally. Plus, we share our thoughts on travel and tourism, making this the ultimate episode for curious minds and wanderlust lovers alike!

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Raccoon Hostage Crisis, Corpse Chaos, and the Whopper Sheriff

Tue, 22 Oct 2024 12:00:00 GMT

In this wild episode, we kick things off with the unbelievable story of a woman held hostage by over 100 raccoons in her own home. Then, we head to Poland, where a corpse unexpectedly fell out of a hearse, turning a solemn moment into utter chaos. And finally, we discuss the bizarre case of a police sheriff who called in his deputies because Burger King got his Whopper order wrong. Alongside these crazy tales, we also dive into local sports, news, and some of the most absurd lawsuits you've ever heard. Tune in for a mix of outrageous stories and important facts!

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Giant Pumpkins, Hot Pocket Heists, and Fake Death Dine-and-Dashes

Tue, 15 Oct 2024 11:30:00 GMT

In this episode, we cover some of the most outrageous stories yet! We start with the tale of the world's largest pumpkin, an impressive feat in the world of giant produce. Next, we dive into the bizarre case of a man who broke into a bank—not to steal money, but just to heat up a Hot Pocket. And finally, we laugh our way through the antics of a man in Spain who went to 20 restaurants, faked his death, and ran off without paying for his meals. Tune in for a hilarious mix of food, fraud, and giant vegetables!

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Pain Olympics, Explosive Potatoes, and Submarine Secrets

Tue, 08 Oct 2024 12:00:00 GMT

In this intense episode, we dive into some truly wild stories. First, we discuss the infamous and gruesome Pain Olympics—trigger warning for anyone sensitive to gory details. We then lighten things up with a bizarre tale from a chip factory, where a grenade was mistaken for a potato, causing quite the explosive mix-up. Finally, we explore the mystery of a washed-up submarine and what it might mean. Brace yourself for a blend of shocking, strange, and downright unbelievable news!

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Pets in Politics, Spy Whales, and Diddy Drama

Tue, 24 Sep 2024 12:30:00 GMT

In this episode, we explore the quirky phenomenon of pets being elected as mayors and holding public office, proving that anyone can have a paw-sitive impact on their community! We then dive into the intriguing tale of a Russian spy whale, uncovering the fascinating—and somewhat absurd—world of marine espionage. Of course, we can't forget the latest developments in the P Diddy legal case, adding a layer of celebrity intrigue to our discussion. Join us for a lively chat about these stories and more, sprinkled with our usual banter and commentary on the week's news!

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Table Talk: Skipbo Showdowns and News Highlight

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 13:30:07 GMT

In this special "Table Talk" episode, we mix things up by discussing the week's funniest and weirdest news stories while playing an intense game of Skipbo! Join us for a fun-filled ride as we juggle news commentary with strategic card play, sharing laughs and insights along the way. It’s the perfect blend of competition, conversation, and current events!

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Skydiving Centenarians, Card-Stacking Champs, and Watermelon Smugglers

Tue, 27 Aug 2024 12:00:12 GMT

In this thrilling episode, we take to the skies with a 102-year-old skydiver who proves that age is just a number. We then marvel at the incredible precision of a 54-level card-stacking champion, whose steady hands and nerves of steel have made him a legend. The episode takes a surprising turn as we delve into the world of smuggling, uncovering the ingenious but illegal practice of disguising drugs as watermelons. Tune in for a mix of high-flying adventures, record-breaking feats, and jaw-dropping crime stories!

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Olympic Dreams, Lake Erie Gators, and Dangerous Dog Perfume

Tue, 13 Aug 2024 12:00:46 GMT

In this episode, we kick off with a discussion about the latest Olympic news, sharing our thoughts on the athletes and events to watch. We then dive into the curious case of an alligator spotted in Lake Erie, exploring how it ended up so far from home. Finally, we sniff out the controversy surrounding Dolce & Gabbana's new dog perfume, which is causing a stir for being unsafe for our furry friends. Join us for a mix of sports, strange sightings, and fashion fails!

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Coked-Up Sharks, Royal Goats, and Festival Fun

Tue, 06 Aug 2024 12:30:09 GMT

In this jaw-dropping episode, we dive into the bizarre world of sharks testing positive for cocaine and explore the implications of this shocking discovery. We then turn our attention to the unexpected: King Charles bestowing royal titles on goats in a delightful ceremony that has everyone talking. Finally, we round off the episode with a lively discussion about the latest and greatest festivals, sharing our favorite moments and must-see events. Join us for a wild ride through these unbelievable stories and festival fun!

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Fake Nuns, Wooden Wars, Unicycles, and Assassination Attempts

Mon, 15 Jul 2024 12:30:00 GMT

In this riveting episode, we uncover the scandalous story of a nun who faked her death to pursue a life of sex and freedom. We then journey back in time to discuss the bizarre war fought over a wooden bucket. Next, we marvel at the incredible feat of a man unicycling his way across Ireland. The episode culminates with an in-depth look at the biggest news of the week: the attempted assassination of Donald Trump. Join us for a wild ride through these unbelievable tales and more, as we blend historical curiosities with current events and a dash of adventure!

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The AUKUS Episode: Slang, Shenanigans, and Special Guests

Tue, 09 Jul 2024 12:00:00 GMT

In this special AUKUS episode, we welcome an Australian guest to join the fun! We kick things off with a roundup of the week's funniest news stories, guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Then, we dive into a lively discussion about Aussie and UK slang, comparing the quirks and charm of each. From hilarious anecdotes to cultural insights, this episode is a delightful mix of humor and learning. Tune in for a unique blend of accents, laughs, and linguistic discoveries!

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Beach Ball Records, Lifelike Robots, and Gamer Feuds

Tue, 02 Jul 2024 12:00:00 GMT

In this week's episode, we dive into some truly astonishing stories. First, we celebrate the new Guinness World Record holders who managed to pass a beach ball back and forth for over an hour. We then explore the eerie advancements in robotics, where human skin is being added to make robots more lifelike and capable of smiling. The episode takes a dramatic turn as we discuss a gamer who flew from Jersey to Florida to confront an online rival. We also examine the recent ruling on presidential immunity from the law and its implications. Finally, we unravel the curious case of monkeys who have learned to use money and even engage in prostitution. Join us for a wild ride through these unbelievable stories and more!

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Family Heroes, Twin Lives, Panther Pride, and AI Scandals

Tue, 25 Jun 2024 11:00:00 GMT

In this captivating episode, we honor the war heroes in our families with touching stories of bravery and sacrifice. We also delve into the incredible tale of twins who lived nearly identical lives without ever knowing about each other. Celebrate the Florida Panthers' thrilling journey to their first Stanley Cup victory with us, and brace yourself for a shocking story of a man using AI to generate racist comments from his boss. Join us for a mix of heartfelt tributes, fascinating coincidences, and eye-opening discussions.

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Love, Laughter, and Quirky News - Meet Our Girlfriends!

Wed, 19 Jun 2024 13:00:00 GMT

In this very special episode of "A Git & A Geezah," we introduce our wonderful girlfriends to the podcast!

And yes, this is a LATE release...

Join us as we share how we all met and dream about our perfect vacations. We also dive into some of the quirkiest news stories, including a giraffe nibbling on a child, the thrilling British cheese rolling championship, and an AI taking on the classic game of 20 questions. Plus, get ready for a hilarious discussion on dinosaur pee. Don't miss this fun-filled and heartwarming episode packed with laughter, love, and interesting tidbits!

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10-Cent Chaos, Edible Art, and Pricey Plumes

Tue, 04 Jun 2024 11:30:26 GMT

In this action-packed episode, we kick things off with the infamous Cleveland Indians' 10-cent beer night that spiraled into a drunken riot. Next, we dive into the bizarre story of a Korean man who ate a banana taped to a wall—a piece of art called "Comedian"—because he skipped breakfast. We also explore the astonishing sale of a single feather for $100,000. Beyond these wild tales, we debate whether musicians should use their concert stages to promote political ideals and share the amusing saga of two rogue chipmunks wreaking havoc in a host's car. Join us for a blend of historical hijinks, thought-provoking discussions, and plenty of laughs!

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Ancient Excuses, Monkey Mayhem, and Millionaire Tips

Tue, 28 May 2024 11:30:24 GMT

In this wildly entertaining episode, we uncover a 3000-year-old stone tablet that hilariously lists ancient workers' excuses for skipping work. Next, we delve into the chaotic tale of a Thai village overrun by thousands, of mischievous monkeys. We also share some practical and inspiring advice on how to become a millionaire before the age of 35 and discuss Italy’s unusual war against wild boars. Plus, we introduce a fun new segment called "Finish That Lyric," where we challenge each other to complete song lyrics on the spot. Tune in for a mix of historical humor, modern-day madness, and a musical twist!

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Record-Breaking Kyles, Devilish Letters, and Orangutan Doctors

Tue, 21 May 2024 21:00:36 GMT

Join us for a sizzling start to our newly sponsored season, where we dive into some of the quirkiest and most fascinating news stories of the week! We kick things off with the ambitious attempt by a group of Kyles to set a world record for the largest gathering of people with the same name. Then, we explore the eerie and intriguing translation of a letter supposedly written by the devil in the 1600s. Witness history in the making as an orangutan uses medicine for the first time, and stay tuned for some surprising sports news. Plus, get ready for some laughs as we deal with a broken AC and welcome our new sponsor, Duckinggreat.com, the go-to place for hilarious apparel. Don’t miss this cool episode with a hot twist!

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Brotherly Banter: Cats, Cash, and Curious Creatures

Tue, 14 May 2024 12:30:29 GMT

Kick off Season 2 with a special brothers episode where our hosts and their siblings dive into some of the most bizarre news items circling the globe. In this laughter-filled session, we unravel the curious case of a cat accidentally shipped in a parcel, discuss the shock and theories surrounding $2 billion that mysteriously appeared in a bank account, and marvel at the story of a working cat whose costly antics led to an unexpected job. The mysteries deepen with a whale found in the heart of a jungle and eerie tales of ghost ships drifting across the oceans. Tune in as the brothers share their unique perspectives and join in the fun with their own wild stories and insights.

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Close Calls, Homemade Flights, and Haunted Slides

Tue, 23 Apr 2024 13:00:51 GMT

In this jaw-dropping episode of our podcast, we delve into some of the most astonishing stories that made headlines this week. First up, we discuss the chilling tale of a person who narrowly escaped being cremated—awakening just in time to tell the tale. Next, we explore the incredible luck of an individual who dodged death by simply calling in sick to work on a fateful day. We then pivot to the tragic story of an ambitious adventurer whose quest to build and fly a homemade plane ended in disaster. Finally, we cap off our episode with a splash, taking you to America's most haunted lake where a new waterslide has just opened, stirring up both thrills and chills. Join us as we unpack these bizarre stories, share our thoughts, and relate them to some of our own life's quirkiest moments.

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Eclipses, Gaffes, and Hippos on the Loose

Tue, 16 Apr 2024 15:37:51 GMT

This episode is a wild ride from start to finish! We kick things off with a recap of Michigan's mesmerizing solar eclipse—and the broadcast blunder that left everyone in stitches when a Mexican news station aired something a little too...personal. Then, we take a walk on the wild side with the tale of an intrepid hippo making a break for freedom. Stay tuned as we serve up a hearty chuckle with a rundown of some of the world's most hilarious and downright strange laws still on the books. And, because we're all about the home team, we'll be sharing our unfiltered thoughts on Michigan's sports scene. So lace up your cleats, adjust your eclipse glasses, and get ready for a full-court press of fun and folly! #EclipseEpicFail #HippoHavoc #LudicrousLaws #SportsFanatics

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Eclipses, Enigmas, and Eccentricities

Tue, 09 Apr 2024 11:30:43 GMT

Prepare to be eclipsed by curiosity as we delve into the cosmic spectacle gracing Michigan's skies—catch the latest buzz on the awe-inspiring solar eclipse! Next, we unravel the mystery of the 'Pasta Park Puzzle' that's been stirring up noodles of confusion. Switch gears to the adrenaline-pumping world of cricket with an inside scoop on the latest match that's captivating fans worldwide. And for our grand finale, prepare for jaw-dropping hilarity as we expose some of the most bizarre laws that are both outrageously funny and downright perplexing. Join us for an episode where the universe aligns to serve a medley of astronomical wonders and earthly oddities. #SkyMysteries #PastaEnigma #CricketCraze #LawLaughs

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Kids, Conflicts, and Classroom Capers

Wed, 03 Apr 2024 11:30:56 GMT

Dive into a riveting mix of pandemonium and truth as we unravel the antics of untamed youngsters, the harrowing specter of global conflict, and the unsung tales of substitute educators. Plus, we're debunking the top 10 misconceptions that have skewed our perceptions for too long. Tune in for a roller-coaster ride of insights that will shock, educate, and transform your understanding of the world around us. This episode isn't just a conversation; it's a revelation revolution! Grab your earbuds – paradigm shifts await. #PodcastGold #MindBlown #EduTainment #MythBusters #GlobalGossip #TeacherTales #RealityCheck

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Penguins, Pugilists, and Protections

Tue, 26 Mar 2024 12:00:09 GMT

In the latest engaging episode of "A Git & A Geezah," audiences are treated to a delightful mix of the unusual and entertaining. The hosts dive into a variety of offbeat news stories, beginning with the unique opportunity that has emerged at a penguin post office in the chilly expanse of the South Pole. Adding to the eccentricities, they recount the surprising tale of a blind crocodile's rescue from an illicit New York swimming pool by vigilant authorities.

Transitioning from the wild to the field, the episode pivots to an energetic rundown of March Madness, capturing the frenetic excitement of college basketball's biggest stage. Not limited to the hardwood, the podcast also delivers sharp insights into recent developments in boxing, football, and the wider sporting world.

Wrapping up the installment, the hosts explore the theme of "security" — a term as randomly generated as it is pertinent in today's world. They unravel its various connotations, touching upon personal safety, digital security, and the overarching sense of stability that the word invokes.

Listeners can prepare for a rollercoaster of stories infused with humor, sports fervor, and thought-provoking discussion, all packaged in the unmistakable style of "A Git & A Geezah."

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Soles, Snouts & Space Stones

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 12:00:18 GMT

Dive into the zany depths of the unexpected with your hosts on episode #4 of "A Git and a Geezah."

This week's auditory extravaganza kicks off with a toe-curling tale of competitive foot licking that's sure to tickle your funny bone (and perhaps your feet). Don't stop there! We take a splash into the aquatic as we discover dolphins and their peculiar pursuit for underwater highs. Finally, fasten your seatbelts as we launch into cosmic chatter about aliens and mysterious obelisks that might just rewrite our universal address. Sandwiching these peculiar news pieces, we share our own hilarious personal anecdotes and tackle the day's random word with plenty of laughs.

Buckle up for a podcast journey that boldly tickles where no toe has tickled before!

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Grannies and Grenades: A Comedy Trawl through Bizarre News

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 11:00:35 GMT

In the latest uproariously entertaining episode of "A Git and a Geezah," James & Noah get together for a lighthearted romp through some of the most absurd news stories circling the globe. Kicking off with the bizarre revelation of a misplaced nuclear missile in an unsuspecting grandma's abode, this episode takes listeners on a merry journey through the annals of history with shady WWII characters and the chaotic world of the Grand Theft Auto game.

Between fits of laughter, they share their own rib-tickling anecdotes, adding a personal touch to the hilarity. Then, the episode spirals into the (literally) buzzing story of live insects making a home in a person's nasal cavity, leaving listeners scratching their heads and checking their nostrils. Finally, they cap off the episode with chatter on Elon Musk conspiracy theories and recount run-ins with the law that'll have you chuckling and shaking your head in disbelief. Tune in to enjoy the hilarious camaraderie of friends discussing the weird world we live in!

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Bonus Banter Session: Us, The Ornaments and DM's - With PayneTrain

Thu, 07 Mar 2024 15:00:12 GMT

Dive into a world where humor knows no borders in this special bonus episode of A git and a geezah, where you're invited to join the laughter-laden journey of Noah and James. Buckle up for a hilariously bizarre adventure as we tackle an assortment of side-splitting topics, ranging from mischievous bears and their peculiar playthings to the curious craft of breastmilk jewelry. We'll share our personal anecdotes filled with chuckles and the odd escapades that life throws at us, including whimsical police encounters and wild whale snapshots.

In this one-of-a-kind hour-long installment, not only do your hosts get candid with in-depth introductions, but we also welcome the vibrant vibes of our guest, PayneTrain, who brings their own brand of mirth to the microphone. Tune in, let the amusement unfold, and maybe, just maybe, you'll find yourself laughing along with us!

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Snakes, Stocks, and NBA2K

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 12:00:05 GMT

Dive into laughter and intrigue with the latest episode of "A Git and a Geezah" where your hosts, best mates on a mission to tickle your funny bone, tackle the oddities of our world. Episode #2 features your friendly neighborhood pundits, ready to unpack the amusingly bizarre stories that have sparked giggles and gasps globally.

Join us as we crack open the conspiracies shrouding giants like BlackRock and Vanguard, navigating the murky waters of finance and fiction. But it's not all serious business; we bring you a peculiar tale of a criminal whose slippery accomplice - a live snake! - is found hiding in the last place you’d expect. Plus, seize the joystick as we delve into the exhilarating world of pending video game releases that are sure to have you on the edge of your gaming seat.

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Parrots, Pancakes and Paws

Tue, 27 Feb 2024 12:05:19 GMT

In this latest rib-tickling episode of "A Git and a Geezah," join the hilarious duo, you and your friend Noah, as you dive headfirst into a laughter-filled journey through the world's most bizarre and amusing news. Be part of the relatable banter and chuckles as you both share uproarious personal anecdotes surrounding the transatlantic flapjack debate—will it be the hearty British treat or the fluffy American pancake?

Episode Highlights:

Wacky World News: From the peculiar to the downright hysterical, get your fix of the globe's funniest happenings.
Flapjack Fiasco: A deep dive into the cultural confusion—find out which side of the pond gets it right.
Pet Parade: Warm your heart with touching and hilarious tales of our four-legged friends.
Behind-the-Scenes Banter: Discover the rhythm and flow that make "A Git and a Geezah" your go-to podcast for laughs.

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