Adventuring Dimwits and Hyperactive Dragons (ADHD)

S2 Ep 4. Ok, who's still alive?

Mon, 13 Apr 2026 11:56:29 GMT

The party gets involved in just a little fight, I'm sure it'll go alright... No issues at all.

Jacque plays Caschar the Tiefling rogue.

Carson plays Syljor the...rogue/monk?

Melissa plays Lunaris the moonfolk ranger

Sydny plays Sartoris or something

Arion is the host and plays Wheezus

and Bret is the DM and plays everyone else

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S2. Ep 3. What's the opposite of Inspiration?

Fri, 20 Feb 2026 01:09:07 GMT

The party explores a dungeon and nearly die from some easy monsters

Jacque plays Caschar the Tiefling rogue.

Carson plays Syljor the...rogue/monk?

Melissa plays Lunaris the moonfolk ranger

Sydny plays Sartoris or something

Arion is the host and plays Wheezus

and Bret is the DM and plays everyone else

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S2 Ep 2. A Furry of Blows

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 13:13:00 GMT

Our party gets to fight some fuzzy little spiders and find some books...

Bret is the DM

Arion is the Host and Wheezus

Jacque plays Caschar

Carson plays Syjlor

Melissa is Lunaris

and Sydny is Sartoris

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S2 Ep 1. A Floor is not One Foot

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 13:13:00 GMT

We are off to the races. we are running into season 2 of the campaign full blast now after many delays

Join the players you know from season one with a few new additions

this season we have Bret as the DM

Arion is the Host and playing Wheezus the Air Genasi Monk

Carson plays Syljor the Rogue

Jacque is Caschar the Tiefling Rogue

Joining us for this season is

Melissa as Lunaris the moonfolk Ranger

Sydny as Sartoris the Half elf sailor

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S2 Ep 0. The Erys Campaign Session 0 Pt. 2

Thu, 11 Dec 2025 13:13:00 GMT

We had to split session 0 into two episodes cause of size... we have just to many players. so this time we finish up the session 0 with a little bit of world building.

Bret as the DM

Arion as the Host

our players are in alphabetical order: Sydny, Jacque, Melissa and last... Carson

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S2 EP 0. The Erys Campaign Session 0. Pt.1

Mon, 08 Dec 2025 13:13:00 GMT

Finally starting season 2 of Adventuring Dimwits we get into who the characters of this campaign will be.

Bret is the DM

Arion is Wheezus and the host

Carson plays Syljor

Jacque plays Caschar

and introducing

Melissa as Lunaris

and Sydny as Sartoris

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Yes... another update

Mon, 13 Oct 2025 23:39:16 GMT

I make no promises about the regularity of posting or how much I will be posting episodes. we are still recording regularly and making new content but as the Sole Editor and poster, my own mental health has taken a down turn and this means things will not be coming out with any consistency. Thanks for listening and I hope you understand.

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Journey into Erys "A Charitable Donation"

Mon, 22 Sep 2025 12:22:00 GMT

In today's episode, the final installment of the Journey to Erys, we have Blake and Wil playing Dungeon world with Arion as their GM and Bret comes in as any random NPC that I throw his way.

Content Warning: this episode has a lot more language than usual and alot more lewd and raunchy talk.

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Journey into Erys: Death and other Minor Inconveniences Pt. 2

Sun, 03 Aug 2025 20:20:09 GMT

For part 2 no intro cause I'm lazy. Azel is still on the hunt for a lonely place to settle with his undead bride.

Carson plays Azel the Paladin

Jacque plays Sisyphus the Necromancer keeping an eye on Azel and his dead bride

Bret is the DM for this session.

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Journey into Erys: Death and other Minor Inconveniences Pt. 1

Mon, 23 Jun 2025 12:13:00 GMT

In today's Episode Bret Dm's a group exploring the marshes of Erys as a Paladin tries to find a safe place to rest with his undead wife

Carson plays Azel the Paladin

Jacque plays Sisyphus the Necromancer keeping an eye on Azel and his dead bride

Caleb plays Radamanthys the righteous fist

Bret DM's.

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Journey into Erys: The Hidden Temple

Mon, 09 Jun 2025 12:13:00 GMT

A group of adventurers take a job to go into a temple and retrieve whatever magic items they can find

Jason plays Ashe

Melissa plays Styxx

and Sam plays Jim

Arion is the Gm and we play Dungeon world.

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Journey into Erys: The Shadowsong Pt. 4

Mon, 02 Jun 2025 12:13:00 GMT

Our adventurers have entered a temple and "accidentally" triggered some werebear statues.

Ketwun as Kato

Lauren plays Isabella Shadowsong.

Caleb plays Ajax the ex gladiator

Arion plays Allegory of Remembrance, an Oath of the Forgotten paladin

and Bret is our DM

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Journey into Erys: The Shadowsong Pt. 3

Mon, 12 May 2025 12:13:00 GMT

We continue our Shadowsong mini campaign, our party has rescued the man they were sent for, and now they're going exploring just for the fun of it..

introducing Ketwun as Kato

Lauren plays Isabella Shadowsong.

Caleb plays Ajax the ex gladiator

Arion plays Allegory of Remembrance, an Oath of the Forgotten paladin

and Bret is our DM

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Journey into Erys: The Shadowsong Pt. 2

Mon, 05 May 2025 12:13:00 GMT

We continue our Shadowsong mini campaign where the Daughter of a thief king is on the run with a few hired guards, but for some reason going on quests for one of those said guards......

Lauren plays Isabella Shadowsong.

Caleb plays Ajax the ex gladiator

Arion plays Allegory of Remembrance, an Oath of the Forgotten paladin

and Bret is our DM

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Journey into Erys: The Shadowsong Pt. 1

Mon, 28 Apr 2025 12:13:00 GMT

We are starting our Shadowsong guard mini campaign where the Daughter of a thief king is on the run with a few hired guards...

Lauren plays Isabella Shadowsong.

Caleb plays Ajax the ex gladiator

Arion plays Allegory of Remembrance, an Oath of the Forgotten paladin

and Bret is our DM

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Quick Update on the Journey into Erys

Tue, 22 Apr 2025 00:01:28 GMT

Arion here due to computer issues, mental health issues and just a lot of Changes in my life my updates have not been consistent but I'm hoping to fix that soon and start putting out episodes weekly again for the rest of The Journey into Erys, then we will be going back to Bi-weekly for Season 2. Thanks to everyone who listens

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Journey into Erys: Raincloaks Pt. 7

Mon, 14 Apr 2025 09:25:58 GMT

The final Part of the Raincloacks is now up. Arion plays Rain the Hundling Ranger who is moving up the ranks of The Cloaks, a criminal organization in the world of Erys.

Bret is the DM.

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Journey into Erys: Raincloaks Pt. 6

Mon, 31 Mar 2025 12:13:00 GMT

Carson joins us to finish off Rain's little adventure in the tower of the Law Bringers.

Bret Dm's and Arion is Rain as usual

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Journey into Erys: Raincloaks Pt. 5

Mon, 24 Mar 2025 12:13:00 GMT

We are well into the Rain cloak campaign now.

Bret as the DM, and Arion as Rainbow Dark Magic Cutey... AKA Rain.

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Journey into Erys: Raincloaks Pt. 4

Fri, 21 Mar 2025 19:19:09 GMT

and we're back a little delayed but we are here for part 4 of the Rain campaign, hope you're enjoying the view into Bret's world of Erys for season 2.

sorry for delays and randomness of episode posting. My life is crazy. Hope you all enjoy.

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Journey into Erys: Raincloaks Pt. 3

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 02:10:42 GMT

Join us for Episode 3 of the Rain Cloak campaign where Arion Plays Rain, a ranger trying to climb the ranks of a criminal organizations.

Sorry for the late episode posting. originally rain cloaks was going to be weekly and then... Life happened and now I'm doing my best to get out these episodes when I can. Thanks for bearing with me (Arion) as I go through some major life changes and DM four campaigns, and edit as much as I'm able.

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Journey into Erys: Raincloaks Pt 2.

Wed, 19 Feb 2025 19:39:54 GMT

We finish up our first Raincloaks session in episode two.

Arion plays Rain the Black lab Hundling.

Caleb plays Azrael the paladin

Ketwun plays Thojil.

and Bret DM's

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Journey into Erys: Raincloaks Pt 1.

Mon, 03 Feb 2025 13:13:00 GMT

We start the first small campaign set in the world of Erys. in this Journey we see the adventures of Rain the Hundling criminal as he tries to move up the ladder of a secret organization.

Bret Dm's

Arion is Rainbow Dark Magic Cutie

Ketwun plays Thojil

and Caleb plays Azrael.

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Journey into Erys: The Lawbringers Kingdom Pt. 2

Mon, 20 Jan 2025 22:41:45 GMT

Part two of our Kingdom game. where we actually get into some real game play and deal with a crossroad

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Journey into Erys: The Lawbringers Kingdom Pt. 1

Mon, 06 Jan 2025 13:13:48 GMT

Today is the beginning of our Journey into Erys: An Introduction to Season 2. We will be playing a series of different games and a couple of mini DND campaigns to introduce the world of Erys that is Bret's creation and our setting for season two.

this first game is Kingdom by Ben Robbins, we spend a lot of time learning the rules but it's good fun and I hope you all enjoy.

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The Siblings Pt. 2: A holiday special

Thu, 26 Dec 2024 18:21:18 GMT

Part two of our Siblings one shot where our group of monster hunters find out what really happened to this town and encounter more monsters.

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The Siblings Pt. 1: A Holiday Special

Tue, 24 Dec 2024 02:34:44 GMT

Our December holiday special that was recorded around Easter of this year... which means it's a double holiday special. join Jacque, Carson, and Bret who are all playing half siblings from the same father, but different mother and Caleb who plays just another monster hunter (Rollo from the Anti-Bret Campaign on the Patreon) as they explore an abandoned town. after what seems like an hour of not being focused... Hope you enjoy.

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Halloween Special: The Ghostly Smile pt 3. A little Runt

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 12:13:07 GMT

Coming back to visit Dhurga? Welcome, just be a little on your toes because people are going missing quite regularly these days.

Jacque plays Virre the Ghostly Killer

Carson plays Runt a Hundling Urchin boy

and Arion is the DM for this Halloween special

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Quick update time

Thu, 24 Oct 2024 18:10:46 GMT

A quick update about season two and our Patreon

patreon.com/AdventuringDimwits

listen and go check it out.

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Ep. 50- The Finale

Mon, 14 Oct 2024 12:13:44 GMT

Ending on good round number. Asteria has returned to the moon alongside Lillyan The founder of Fjorb's Adventurer's and more. to help Red, Solaria and Gideon in their fight against Emmeline the Lunar Sorceress.

Jacque plays Asteria the Shadar Kai Monk

Carson as Gideon the Human Paladin: Oath of the Forge

Bret as Red the Young red Dragon.

And I'm Arion the DM.

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Ep. 49- I Can Be Scary

Mon, 30 Sep 2024 12:13:37 GMT

It's time for a real fight, they tried to get out of it, they tried to leave. But Red wasn't having any of it and now we will see if our heroes can handle the powers of a Lunar Sorceress.

Arion is DMing

Jacque plays Asteria the Shadar Kai Monk from Fjorb's Adventurers and More Inc...

Carson plays Gideon the Paladin... that's it just the Paladin

Bret plays Red the red Dragon.

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Ep. 48- I Could Fly to the Moon

Mon, 16 Sep 2024 12:13:55 GMT

Gideon, Red, Solaria and Asteria all jumped through a portal headed to wherever, as long as they weren't becoming dinner to a bunch of "chickens"

Arion is DMing

Jacque plays Asteria the Shadar Kai Monk from Fjorb's Adventurers and More Inc...

Carson plays Gideon the Paladin... that's it just the Paladin

Bret plays Red the red Dragon.

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Here's a special "no episode update"

Mon, 02 Sep 2024 02:19:25 GMT

we were supposed to have an episode but Bret's computer sadly wouldn't open discord and we were unable to get an episode recorded in time.

We are SOOOO close to finishing out this season but it just hasn't come together yet. Ironically we are ahead on content for season two by months and months. But we can't put that out till this finale comes out.. it'll happen soon.

also Look for our patreon's official lunch when we finally finish up this season.... Thanks to everyone who listens. we appreciate you a lot and hope you continue to enjoy our ADHDnd ness.

- Arion

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Ep. 47- Two Chickens Stacked on Top of Each Other

Mon, 19 Aug 2024 12:13:21 GMT

We are back... Kinda, it's amazing I can keep track of all these Character changes. so tonight we have Haskell, Ast- wait no...

We get back to the Gideon and Red story where they were just supposed to be traveling to the city of Silverbane, and instead have gone way off the rails into a crystal cathedral and Erehwonn tunnels underneath.

Arion is back to DMing

Jacque plays Asteria the Shadar Kai Monk from Fjorb's Adventurers and More Inc...

Carson plays Gideon the Paladin... that's it just the Paladin

Bret plays Red the red Dragon.

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The Mayor of Browsburrow: Mr. Sucky's big day

Mon, 05 Aug 2024 12:13:43 GMT

In this Session Jacque Carson and I (Arion) Play The Mayor Of Browsburrow by Vivienne Lawliet a fun three person game where one plays as the Mayor of a town, trying his best to save it, another plays as a powerful entity trying to destroy it, and an impartial observer that judges all that we do.

Carson plays Eliot Thistlewich the town Mayor.

Arion plays Mr. Sucky. A mosquito god, or maybe all mosquitos in existence at once?

and Jacque acts as the Observer judging us and finding us wanting.

This game and 640 others that we now have are part of the TTRPG's for Palestine Bundle on Itch.Io by Jesthehuman and 354 others.

if you're interested in supporting and aiding medical relief and more for Palestinian families check out Operation Olive Branch of Medical Aid for Palestine

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Ep. 46- The Zaney Crew pt 4 "Is Spider Mommy Her Christian Name?"

Mon, 22 Jul 2024 12:22:39 GMT

Come listen to our thrilling conclusion to this arc of ADHD. It has been a fun journey following Zane and his crew on the search for his daughter now it's time to meet the Spider Mommy and whoever this She is that Eduuullll?? has been talking about.

Bret DM's this story arc

Arion Plays Zane the Reborn Sorcerer

Jacque plays Asteria the Shadar Kai Monk

and Carson plays Sir Cadian Cogsworth the Halfling Sorcerer

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Ep. 45- The Zaney Crew pt 3 "Demon Strably False"

Mon, 08 Jul 2024 12:13:11 GMT

We are not children people. we do not do well with children and no child should have to interact with this party, so what is the end goal of this campaign again? Rescue a child? My Child? oh....

Bret DM's this story arc

Arion Plays Zane the Reborn Sorcerer

Jacque plays Asteria the Shadar Kai Monk

and Carson plays Sir Cadian Cogsworth the Halfling Sorcerer

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Quick update

Mon, 01 Jul 2024 10:31:11 GMT

Hey everyone a quick update here. Due to me and Bret both taking weekend trips away and other scheduling issues we are not able to put out the Third Zaney Crew episode on schedule and so it will be another week. and the hopefully we will be able to finish and keep on schedule from here on out.

Summer time is rough with all the kids home from school so I hope you are all understanding. If not come yell at me on the Discord.

Other things on this update is that once we are done with Zaney Crew we will be finishing up this season with Red and Gideon and then starting Season two near the end of the year. Which will be DM'd by Bret, set in his own world.

And whenever we start season two we will officially be starting our Patreon where we will have multiple campaigns still set in Eamyn published regularly as well as sessions I run playing solo TTRPG's and any other random game we play that isn't a normal campaign. our side stories.

Thanks to everyone who listens. Catch ya next time

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Ep. 44- The Zaney Crew "Hoes don't feel cold"

Mon, 17 Jun 2024 12:13:45 GMT

Zane and his crew continue their adventure, heading to the frozen city of Duskshear to hunt the kidnappers who have his daughter.

Bret DM's this story arc

Arion Plays Zane the Reborn Sorcerer

Jacque plays Asteria the Shadar Kai Monk

and Carson plays Sir Cadian Cogsworth the Halfling Sorcerer

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Ep. 43- The Zaney Crew "Dungeons and (Sky) Daddy"

Mon, 27 May 2024 12:13:13 GMT

For this story we go back a little in time to get a look at how Asteria got to where she was when Gideon and Red found her, captured by the Alpha Guard Felynial.

Asteria and Zane from Fjorb's go on the hunt for Zane's past and the mystery of Asteria's "Key"

Bret DM's this story arc

Arion Plays Zane the Reborn Sorcerer

Jacque plays Asteria the Shadar Kai Monk

and Carson plays Sir Cadian Cogsworth the Halfling Sorcerer

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Fjorb's Side Adventures: Late Fees Pt. 3 No one Expects Disintegration

Mon, 13 May 2024 12:13:04 GMT

Today's episode we get back to Late Fees. the Fjorb's Side Adventure that involves Kris the Fae, Asteria her best friend and other members of Fjorb's as they try to find an overdue book from the Library of Fjorb's.

Jacque plays Asteria

Bret plays Alexander

Carson plays Kris

and Arion is the DM.

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Ep. 42- Tower of Shade Pt. 4

Mon, 29 Apr 2024 12:03:29 GMT

The final episode of the Tower of Shade. Bret joins us just to immediately leave due to vehicle issues.

Jacque is playing Haskell.

Bret plays Flint a Human Sorcerer

Carson plays Flint the Faery Bard

and Arion is the DM

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Ep. 41- Tower of Shade Pt. 3

Mon, 15 Apr 2024 12:13:09 GMT

Continuing Haskell's adventure in

Jacque is back playing Haskell.

Bret plays Flint a Human Sorcerer

Carson plays Flint the Faery Bard

and Arion is the DM

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Ep. 40- Tower of Shade Pt. 2

Mon, 01 Apr 2024 12:13:33 GMT

Tower of Shade part 2. a fight and a dance.

Jacque is back playing Haskell.

Bret plays Flint a Human Sorcerer

Carson plays Flint the Faery Bard

and Arion is the DM

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Ep. 39- The Tower of Shade Pt. 1

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 12:13:42 GMT

Enter the Tower of Shade with Haskell and their new companions as they follow Drae, The Shadow Dragon's instructions.

Jacque is back playing Haskell.

Bret plays Flint a Human Sorcerer

Carson plays Flint the Faery Bard

and Arion is the DM

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A quick note Before the next arc

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 10:47:30 GMT

This is just a quick little note before the next arc drops and we seem to take a random turn away from Gideon and Red

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Ep. 38- Crystal Caves

Mon, 04 Mar 2024 13:13:10 GMT

Who doesn't love going into a massive Quartz Cathedral to fight even more giant monsters...

Carson plays Gideon

Bret plays Red the red Dragon

Arion is the DM.

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Ep. 37- I'm Getting Mixed Signals

Mon, 19 Feb 2024 13:13:55 GMT

Red and Gideon leave the Caldera with Solaria and run into a fight almost immediately.

Carson plays Gideon

Bret plays Red the red Dragon

Arion is the DM.

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Ep. 36- Into The Caldera

Mon, 05 Feb 2024 13:13:57 GMT

Gideon enters the Caldera and is asked to forge an item. We have a flashback to their one night in Duskshear and a conversation he never expected to have.

Carson plays Gideon

Arion is the DM.

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Gideon Backstory Ep. 1- Practicing Maneuvers

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 13:13:52 GMT

The first of three backstory episodes for Gideon, exploring the start of his career as a new general in the commonwealth.

Carson plays Gideon

Jacque plays EB the Tiefling aide

Arion is the DM.

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Ep. 35- A Quartz Cathedral

Mon, 08 Jan 2024 13:13:31 GMT

The party was "Saved" by Solaria the Leonin apprentice of Brax and Bottle Opener the young Steel Dragon and now they're headed somewhere special.

Carson plays Gideon

Bret plays Red the red Dragon

Arion is the DM.

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Ep. 34- Grasshoppers Weren't Even Knee High on Me

Mon, 25 Dec 2023 13:13:45 GMT

Red and Gideon continue their journey further south while trying to avoid Venators and find Silverbane.

Carson plays Gideon

Bret plays Red the red Dragon

Arion is the DM.

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Ep 33- Gideon with Too Many Teeth

Mon, 11 Dec 2023 18:24:29 GMT

Gideon loses both of his companions and now is stuck with Brax and a young red dragon, aptly named Red.

Jacque has decided to take a break from the podcast but hopefully will be back as Haskell again soon.

Carson plays Gideon

Bret plays Red the red Dragon

Arion is the DM.

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Ep 32- He Can Beat a Two Easy

Mon, 27 Nov 2023 13:13:06 GMT

Our players have some interesting conversations, get some good solid info and decide where they're going next in their quest for...whatever they're looking for again.

Jacque plays Haskell

Carson plays Gideon

Bret plays Sunshine at Night and Red the red Dragon

Arion is the DM.

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Short Story 7- An Aria in Hell

Sun, 12 Nov 2023 13:13:48 GMT

In our final Short story. we visit the city of Dis in Hell.

Carson plays Dharemon.

Jacque plays Aria the Reaper ex lover of Haskell

Arion plays Valron, Haskell's father and Shakewell The Wizard.

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Short Story 6- King Erfolg of Dhurga

Sat, 11 Nov 2023 13:13:31 GMT

In Today's short story we visit Erfolg, the Copper Dragonborn General from Dhurga.

Arion plays Erfolg

Carson plays Ihrtos the Young Copper Dragon.

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Short Story 5- General Luscius, Marnie and... whats his face

Fri, 10 Nov 2023 13:13:47 GMT

This Scene takes place in the city of Yarroway.

The Grand General Lucius, the man who replaced Gideon in Lootpul that sent him on this quest.

Arion plays Marnie

Carson plays Forgettable NPC

Bret plays Lucius

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Short Story 4- Firefox and Stewart Pt 2

Thu, 09 Nov 2023 13:13:47 GMT

Today's short story follows Firefox and Stewart for the second time in the city of Silverbane. you'll actually get to see more of Stewart than you did in his short story this time around.

Arion plays Firefox

Carson plays Stewart

and Bret plays the random thief.

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Short Story 3- Stewart's Produce and Food Stuffs

Wed, 08 Nov 2023 13:13:57 GMT

Today's short story follows Stewart, a random NPC Carson voices once in a single episode for five seconds, but somehow has made an impact on our players. we spend most of the time just discussing Stewart but it was still a fun little session

Arion plays everyone, Carson plays Stewart

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Short Story 2- This Ihse it

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 13:13:20 GMT

In today's Short story we get to see Ihse, The Kobold with a Gun, sniper rogue who helped out the main party in text based and episode 13

Arion plays Ihse

Carson plays Gnash The Gnome

Bret plays Snix the Kobold.

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Short Story 1- Tempered Steel

Mon, 06 Nov 2023 17:40:00 GMT

Today's Short Story shows where Temper Trapp the grumpy old Dwarf from the beginning of the campaign is.

Arion plays Temper

Carson plays Carson the Panserbjorn Polar Bear

Jacque plays Aiden Trapp. Tempers son.

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It's Been One Year of ADHD

Mon, 06 Nov 2023 17:34:19 GMT

exactly what the title is.

it's been one year since the start of this podcast. two years since I, Arion, started DMing the world of Eamyn. To mark this we are doing a week of short stories involving NPC's that have appeared through the world, whether in Text based or Audio you've heard. We don't roll dice, or do any fighting, but it's still a bunch of fun Role Playing sessions we did. Hope you enjoy

Players involved-

Bret

Carson

Jacque

and Arion

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Halloween Special: The Ghostly Smile 2- The City Guard

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 12:13:28 GMT

For Halloween we are releasing the Second story of Virre. Jacque's Serial killer.

Jacque plays Virre

Alex plays Badge Tuckerstaff

Arion is the DM.

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Ep. 31- The Green Door into Duskshear

Mon, 30 Oct 2023 12:13:38 GMT

This is a silly episode that mostly involves us referencing and seeing a ton of the players side characters that are involved in text based and other audio campaigns we run. but it does lead to a very important meeting where our players are going to have some real decisions to make. hope you enjoy.

Jacque plays Haskell

Carson plays Gideon

Bret plays Sunshine at Night

Arion is the DM.

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Ep. 30- I Can Be A Thousand Ball Bearings

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 12:13:41 GMT

Is our party going to escape Erehwonn? or are they going to travel down these halls forever?

Jacque plays Haskell

Carson plays Gideon

Bret plays Sunshine at Night

Arion is the DM.

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Ep 29- Yip yips

Mon, 02 Oct 2023 17:47:05 GMT

Our small party has a conversation with their rescuer and then travels deeper into the Unknown tunnels of Erehwonn

Jacque plays Haskell

Carson plays Gideon

Bret plays Sunshine at Night

Arion is the DM.

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Ep. 28- A Cacaphony of Metal

Mon, 18 Sep 2023 12:13:25 GMT

Our party starts to explore the Mysterious underground of Erehwonn in a hunt for some lost Goblin Minors

Bret plays Sunshine at Night

Carson is interchangeable with Gideon

Jacque is Haskell

Arion is the DM.

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Fjorb's Side Adventures: Late Fees Pt. 2 Bardic Inspiration... But at What Cost

Fri, 08 Sep 2023 17:09:31 GMT

In Part two the group heads back to Fjorb's and recruits Alexander to help them find the lost book in Erehwonn.

Arion the DM

Bret is Alexander, the human Fighter from Fjorb's.

Jacque is Asteria from Fjorb's Text based Adventures on the discord.

Carson is Kris.

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Fjorb's Side Adventures: Late Fees Pt. 1

Mon, 04 Sep 2023 12:13:40 GMT

In this Episode Carson plays Kris. an original creation he created in the early days of Eamyn. A Fae Bard that uses juggling instead of traditional Bardic singing and instrumentation. in the early days she started exploring the world, making friends and just enjoying life. She runs into an old friend Gunner and with him and Asteria, Played by Jacque, start out on a new adventure.

Arion the DM

Jacque is Asteria from Fjorb's Text based Adventures on the discord.

Carson is Kris.

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Ep. 27- Crea the Bunny Killer

Mon, 21 Aug 2023 12:13:26 GMT

Our party receives a quest from the Village elder in Drakesville, a town made up of Draconic bloodline sorcerers that are all Goblins.

Jacque plays Haskell

Carson plays Gideon

Bret plays Sunshine at Night

Arion is the DM.

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Ep. 26- The Patrick Stewart Fiasco

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 17:36:52 GMT

We are back with the Main campaign.

Haskell gets to talk to their mentor from hell and then the party takes off to Ballser to catch a ship and hopefully find their way to Duskshear in Northern Vydnwyn

Arion The Dm

Jacque plays Haskell

Bret Plays Sunshine at Night

and Carson is Gideon

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Ep. 25- Sunshine at Night

Mon, 31 Jul 2023 12:13:04 GMT

For this session Jacque was unable to play so Bret, Carson and I decided to have Bret's new character come in meeting Gideon and not Haskell to start.

during this time period is also when the text based "Waiting on Serise" was happening. Due to this being a Bret, Arion and Carson session without the stabilizing presence of Jacque we of course branch off alot and get distracted but it's still a fun time for us, and hopefully for you. Hope you enjoy

Arion The Dm

Bret Plays Sunshine at Night

and Carson is Gideon

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Ep. 24.5- A conversation with a Librarian

Thu, 27 Jul 2023 12:13:57 GMT

Gideon goes to talk to the Librarian of Luzden. This takes place before Episode 24 and the end of last arc but you're getting it now. this was a lot of fun to record and was a fun time walking the line of what an all knowing dragon would and would not tell Gideon Mourningstar

Gideon plays Carson or whatever

Arion is the DM

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Side Story: The Ghostly Smile Ep. 1 Virre the Darkness

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 12:13:54 GMT

In this Episode Jacque and I play a quiet game involving their mute serial killer Virre.

Future episodes will involve random other players and PC's they make just to maybe get murder. This was a fun little episode where I had to figure out how to DM for a PC that doesn't talk and just wants to murder people ha.

Jacque is Virre

Arion is the DM

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Side Stories: The Bird Games Ep 1. Dao with the Sickness

Mon, 17 Jul 2023 12:13:30 GMT

In this Sample episode we get into it with Parker and Blake, playing a Warlock and Bard who are trying to spread the word of the Dao.

this is our second longest running campaign in the world of Eamyn. with 16 sessions following the adventures of these two, which are mentioned here and there during the Main Campaign.

Parker plays the Aarakocra Baby Brittle Bird Bones

Blake plays Mario our Changeling Bard

and Arion is the DM.

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The Theren Agenda Ep. 1

Mon, 10 Jul 2023 18:58:47 GMT

Bret plays Theren and I play Anarian as Theren makes his way from Luzden and traveling back home to the Continent of Kellstar, where it all started.

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Fathers Day Jamboree: The last of Dads ep. 2

Fri, 07 Jul 2023 01:41:13 GMT

SURPRISE THURSDAY DROP

Jacque has started to create a AU of Eamyn based off of the "Last of Us" video games and decided as a special fathers day treat they'd run a "one shot"

for this session: Jacque is the DM.

This episode gets a little insane and you get to hear Bret yell alot. it's great

Arion plays Noira the Air Genasi Lore Master Wizard

Bret plays Terb the Kobold Sorcerer

Jason plays Xavier the Human Rogue.

Carson plays Carver, Noira's step son, an Earth Genasi Ranger

Melissa plays Dean, Xavier's Son.

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Special: Father's Day Jamboree- Ep 1

Mon, 03 Jul 2023 12:13:43 GMT

Jacque has started to create a AU of Eamyn based off of the "Last of Us" video games and decided as a special fathers day treat they'd run a "one shot"

for this session: Jacque is the DM.

Arion plays Noira the Air Genasi Lore Master Wizard

Bret plays Terb the Kobold Sorcerer

Jason plays Xavier the Human Rogue.

Carson plays Carver, Noira's step son, an Earth Genasi Ranger

Melissa plays Dean, Xavier's Son.

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A quick note Post episode 24

Tue, 20 Jun 2023 12:13:22 GMT

hey. Arion here. Episode 24 is the last one of this chapter before we start the Post Theren Era, this was not a planned break but it lines up pretty well with our schedules so we will be taking a week off but will return July 3rd with the first of four sample episodes we are running alongside the main campaign.

then starting August 7th we will be releasing episodes Bi-weekly instead of every week due to the fact we have finally caught up with ourselves.

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Ep. 24- Theren Lies the Problem

Mon, 19 Jun 2023 12:13:58 GMT

The party heads out to rescue Serise from Anarian and Shadow the two bounty hunters sent by Theren's father Rennyn to retrieve him and bring him home.

Jacque plays Haskell

Bret plays Theren

Carson is Gideon

And Arion is the DM.

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Ep. 23- I Go Fetal

Mon, 12 Jun 2023 12:13:23 GMT

Yet another Library episode..

Jacque plays Haskell

Bret plays Theren

Carson is Gideon

And Arion is the DM.

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Ep. 22- Now He's My Power Daddy

Mon, 05 Jun 2023 12:13:34 GMT

Carson plays Gideon, unlike what I said in the Intro

Jacque plays Haskell

Bret plays Theren

And I'm Arion the DM

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Ep. 21- I Panicked

Mon, 29 May 2023 12:13:22 GMT

In today's Session the gang hangs out in the Library of Luzden, a Horde of knowledge and the largest library in the world. the head Librarian is an ancient green Dragon known only as the Librarian.

Carson plays Gideon, unlike what I said in the Intro

Jacque plays Haskell

Bret plays Theren

And I'm Arion the DM

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Ep 20- Rein or Shine

Mon, 22 May 2023 12:13:48 GMT

In this Episode Gideon, Haskell and Theren leave Dhurga and travel west across Vyndywyn to visit the city of Luzden.

one random encounter turns into nothing and it's a good time.

Carson plays Gideon, unlike what I said in the Intro

Jacque plays Haskell

Bret plays Theren

And I'm Arion the DM

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Ep. 19- Two short conversations and a Dragon

Mon, 15 May 2023 12:13:08 GMT

Welcome back to the next Chapter of Adventuring Dimwits and Hyperactive Dragons main campaign.

Haskell and Theren are back played by Jacque and Bret. and Gideon is also back played by Carson.

This episode is divided into two sections. the first being Haskell and Theren's conversation with Heggy the 2nd in command of the Rogues Guild in Dhurga.

In the Second part Gideon goes and speaks with Erfolg the Dragonborn High General.

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Theren's Backstory Episode. 3: Just one Job

Mon, 08 May 2023 12:13:18 GMT

Theren has no been traveling with Brax for atleast two weeks. They're definitely heading to do that one job...eventually

Arion Plays Brax and DM's as always

and Bret is there as Theren.

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Theren's Backstory Episode. 2: Theren' makes a new friend

Mon, 01 May 2023 12:13:11 GMT

Theren has been forced to flee the city and is now running through the countryside and small villages to get away from whoever it is that's hunting him. Will he get away or was he just a changeling all this time

Bret plays Theren

Arion DM's as always

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Theren's Backstory Episode 1: Bravely runs away

Mon, 24 Apr 2023 12:13:18 GMT

We finally get a peek at what Theren was up to before we meet him arriving in Vyndywn. Join us in Wecester the Capital of The Greater Commonwealth to see what he's up to.

Bret Plays Theren and Arion is the DM as usual

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Side Stories: Prayer Squad Episde 6- Is He Caked Up?

Mon, 17 Apr 2023 12:13:26 GMT

This is the Side story Prayer squad. In this story a Cleric and Paladin of Illmater leave their church for the first time to try and help the world luckily for them an experienced Barbarian decides to keep an eye on them.

Bret plays Theodosius the human Paladin of Illmater

Jacque plays Adha a Moonfolk Cleric of Illmater

and introducing for the first time Will who plays Void a Tortle Barbarian just trying to keep them safe

For this episode we Also have Alex playing Buckler, a random adventurer the party runs into.

Arion is the DM. as always

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Prayer Squad Ep. 5: Rotisserie Chicken. Not Periscope!

Mon, 10 Apr 2023 12:13:36 GMT

Bret plays Theodosius the human Paladin of Illmater

Jacque plays Adha a Moonfolk Cleric of Illmater

and introducing for the first time Will who plays Void a Tortle Barbarian just trying to keep them safe

Arion is the DM. as always

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Side Stories: Prayer Squad Ep. 4- I'm Not Here to Kink Shame

Mon, 03 Apr 2023 12:13:04 GMT

Bret plays Theodosius the human Paladin of Illmater

Jacque plays Adha a Moonfolk Cleric of Illmater

and introducing for the first time Will who plays Void a Tortle Barbarian just trying to keep them safe

Arion is the DM. as always

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Side Stories: Prayer Squad Ep. 3- Everytime? Everytime!

Mon, 27 Mar 2023 17:26:40 GMT

Bret plays Theodosius the human Paladin of Illmater

Jacque plays Adha a Moonfolk Cleric of Illmater

and introducing for the first time Will who plays Void a Tortle Barbarian just trying to keep them safe

Arion is the DM. as always

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Side Stories: Prayer Squad Ep. 2. TLC: The Long Con

Mon, 20 Mar 2023 12:13:07 GMT

Bret plays Theodosius the human Paladin of Illmater

Jacque plays Adha a Moonfolk Cleric of Illmater

and introducing for the first time Will who plays Void a Tortle Barbarian just trying to keep them safe

Arion is the DM. as always

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Side Stories: Prayer Squad: Episode 1

Mon, 13 Mar 2023 12:13:33 GMT

This is the Start of the Prayer Squad. In this story a Cleric and Paladin of Illmater leave their church for the first time to try and help the world luckily for them an experienced Barbarian decides to keep an eye on them.

Bret plays Theodosius the human Paladin of Illmater

Jacque plays Adha a Moonfolk Cleric of Illmater

and introducing for the first time Will who plays Void a Tortle Barbarian just trying to keep them safe

Arion is the DM. as always

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Bonus Content: A Quiet Campfire

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 13:13:53 GMT

Directly after their run from the Commonwealth Camp our three adventurers settle down for a quiet discussion of their next move.

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Ep. 18- Rubbing the Gas

Mon, 06 Mar 2023 13:13:14 GMT

In this Episode the gang explores the military camp and reunites with an old "friend"

the final episode of this chapter of Adventuring Dimwits. The following six weeks will be a side campaign called the Prayer Squad.

Bret and Jacque play Theo and Adha, two young innocent followers of Illmater in this story and Will another player of ours plays Void an older Tortle Barbarian who is just trying keep these kids out of trouble.

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Ep. 17- Is There Someone Else We Can Talk To

Mon, 27 Feb 2023 13:13:34 GMT

The party has left Dhurga and is now exploring some new areas and attempting to scout a military encampment... you gotta be prepared.

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Bonus Content: Haskell's talk with Ihse

Thu, 23 Feb 2023 13:13:00 GMT

A nice little goodbye conversation between Haskell and Ihse before they leave Dhurga.

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Ep. 16- Non-Lethal Heart Stabbing

Mon, 20 Feb 2023 13:13:38 GMT

In today's episode Haskell and Theren discover that Gideon was not actually executed and they decide if they want to leave Dhurga or not. A visit to the Guild sector of Dhurga shines light on some bedazzled information and then they almost get tangled up with some unruly wild creatures.

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Bonus Content A Conversation Between Generals

Thu, 16 Feb 2023 13:13:59 GMT

In this side Thursday session Carson as Gideon has a little discussion with Erfolg; The copper Dragonborn General in charge of the royal guard in Dhurga.

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Ep. 15- The Useless Knife

Mon, 13 Feb 2023 13:13:33 GMT

In this Episode Theren recruits Ihse the Kobold rogue sniper to try and break Haskell and Gideon out of Jail.

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Bonus Content: It'll work this time.

Thu, 09 Feb 2023 13:13:59 GMT

In this Bonus episode Theren discovers that Haskell and Gideon were arrested and attempts to break them out solo

Theren is played by Bret

Arion is the DM

And Jacque was just hanging out along for the ride.

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Ep. 14- I’m Going to Ruin Everything

Mon, 06 Feb 2023 13:13:30 GMT

What was meant to be a casual conversation and shopping trip to the market square turns into something else when Plot points are used by the players.

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Bonus content: Theren's talk with Tiger

Thu, 02 Feb 2023 17:59:43 GMT

In this Thursday Side Session Bret as Theren has a little chat with the NPC Stripes of a Tiger, the information broker of the Rogues Guild.

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Ep. 13 - Everyone Within Five Feet Make a Saving Throw

Mon, 30 Jan 2023 13:13:44 GMT

In this episode we combine two separate Text based Adventures from the discord and have them meet up in this Podcast Episode

There is some rough Audio due to Arion having Mic Issues and so his sound is quiet and muffled at times.

Also we had some bad Audio cut outs.

Trigger Warning: Dog death.

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Bonus- Side Story: And The Tieflings Gone

Thu, 26 Jan 2023 13:13:56 GMT

This is a one shot that takes place in the same time frame as Episodes 14-17 of ADHDnd but is all new characters.

In this episode Jacque plays Gundam and Bret plays Valvine

Arion is the DM

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Ep. 12- Nothing Gets Done

Mon, 23 Jan 2023 13:13:30 GMT

This episode we spend 30 minutes of pre-gaming followed by some role play then another 20 minutes of Combat that doesn't involve the full party.

Tested this episode: Fight Arena.

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Ep. 11- I Haven’t Tried to Stab You Yet

Mon, 16 Jan 2023 13:13:37 GMT

In this episode we discover if there really is a Dragon or not in the fishing village of Elmley. The party goes through a Commonwealth checkpoint and talks to General Kohl. They bypass a really cool dungeon made by the DM and arrive in Dhurga. Profanity and mild sexual content are included in this episode.

There are some Audio issues in this episode due to a bad internet connection but try to bear with us.

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Ep. 10- LET ME MAKE MY PUN

Mon, 09 Jan 2023 12:55:18 GMT

Haskell gets left behind. Our group learns to fight "together". a fishing village is discovered and bores the hell out of everyone involved

As Always

Bret plays Theren

Carson plays Gideon Mourningstar

and Blake plays Dwight

Arion is the DM

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Ep. 9- I’d Much Rather Yum Your Yuck

Mon, 02 Jan 2023 13:13:22 GMT

In today's episode our players explore Yarroway. Get extra sneaky for no real reason. Enter a brothel for funsies and just spend an entire session getting almost nothing done.

As Always

Haskell is played by Jacque

Bret plays Theren

Carson plays Gideon Mourningstar

and Blake plays Dwight

Arion is the DM

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Ep. 8- The Infamous Adventures of Ted

Mon, 26 Dec 2022 13:13:54 GMT

Our party is finally on the hunt for their target. A lot of talking leads to a lot less combat.

As Always

Haskell is played by Jacque

Bret plays Theren

Carson plays Gideon Mourningstar

and Blake plays Dwight

Arion is the DM

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Ep. 7- Dwight Gets His Boops

Mon, 19 Dec 2022 13:13:07 GMT

In the first full party episode of Adventuring Dimwits and Hyperactive Dragons the party of adventurers arrive on a new continent after two months of sailing and try to find their way around a city with no guidance.

As always Jacque plays Haskell

Arion as DM

Bret plays Theren

Introducing Carson as Gideon Mourningstar and Blake as Dwight.

There's a special text Channel on our discord for in character discussion between this episode and the next.

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Ep. 6- Time to Garrote Another Guard

Mon, 12 Dec 2022 13:13:51 GMT

Today Haskell and their gang of Rogues attempt to infiltrate The Grand General's Keep to find another Portal Crystal.

As always Haskell is played by Jacque.

Bret is back as Nort.

Arion the DM

Content warning: Graphic descriptions of Violence and gore.

A very graphic scene is described twice between 1:22:30 - 1:24:15

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Ep. 5- Then We Fade to Black

Mon, 05 Dec 2022 13:13:06 GMT

Haskell and Nort shadow the ones who hired them to do the job. and then they have a party at the bar.

A small recording hiccup means we lost part of a conversation but the rest is still intact. enjoy

as always Jacque as Haskell

Arion as the DM.

Sadly no Bret for this episode due to scheduling conflicts.

Content warning: some sexual themes.

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Ep. 4- She Didn't Even Use My Knife

Mon, 28 Nov 2022 13:13:17 GMT

Haskell goes to pull their second job and shows their dark side a little bit. Bret plays Nort the npc as a guest in today's episode.

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Ep. 3- The Look Looks Good

Mon, 21 Nov 2022 13:13:08 GMT

In this Episode Haskell goes on the hunt for information about the Portal stone they found and then starts to plan out the next job.

Jacque plays Haskell

Arion is the Dungeon Master

Next episode we will have a special guest Bret playing as Nort the NPC

Content Warning: Graphic Descriptions of Violence and Gore.

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Ep. 2- I'm Seeing the Chill

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 13:13:49 GMT

In today's Episode Haskell goes for a walk about town and finds their way to a deserted tower.

Haskell is played by Jacque.

Dungeon Master is Arion.

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Ep. 1 - My Business Card is a Bloody knife

Mon, 07 Nov 2022 13:22:59 GMT

In our first episode we meet Haskell a Tiefling Rogue who is ripped from their home in the plane of Hell and brought to the world of Eamyn.

Played by Jacque.

Audio is a little rough but otherwise a fun little start.

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Introduction to ADHD &d

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 18:27:36 GMT

This will give you a quick run down of the world and general info you need to know about the podcast you are about to listen to.

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