Ape Mania

Punch Drunk Love (Stephen King's Kill-o-pede)

Mon, 30 Mar 2026 20:30:00 GMT

After a short hiatus, the fellas finally discuss Punch The Monkey, and whether or not he is a sellout. Jacob ruminates about his upcoming Melbourne shows, Levi quits energy drink, and Stephen King is discussed at length for some reason.

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Can Monkeys Gamble? (Ape Mile) ft. Nick Gooch

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 20:30:00 GMT

This week we're joined by Adelaide comedian/rapper/exterminator Nick Gooch to answer the age old question; can monkeys gamble? Short answer; yes. The long answer has some tangents on UFOs, the Epstein list, and gorilla dildos. We also try and get Gooch to get us into a national exterminators convention. Sorry about this one.

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Cow Tools Confirmed (The Story Of Monkey Christ)

Mon, 26 Jan 2026 20:30:00 GMT

New year, New Ape. Levi resolves to buy a zoo. A random encounter with an Ape Mania listener sparks an investigation into real life Cow Tools. Jacob and Levi pay tribute to Cecilia Gimenez, the painter behind the Monkey Christ fiasco. They're making a sequel to the Robbie Williams biopic (you heard it here first.)

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The Grinch Saves Chimpsmas ft. John Sara

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 20:30:00 GMT

It's that time of year again. Settle in around the fireplace with some banana flavored egg nogg for the Ape Mania Chimpsmas Special. John Sara is there to teach us the true meaning of Christmas - worms. And Parasites. How come The Grinch doesn't wear pants? Some special friends call in for some holiday season advice. And is that the sound of harmonica on the roof I hear? It can only be jolly old Saint Nick himself. PLUS THE LONG AWAITED RETURN OF GORILLA BE KILLED!

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China Uploads A Monkey's Brain Into A Supercomputer?! ft. Noah Holland

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 20:30:00 GMT

Jacob goes to Noah Holland's place all the way over in Melbourne to watch YouTube video essays with the sound turned off. Did China really upload a monkey's brain into a supercomputer? Have the CDC really stopped experimenting on monkeys? Have the Three Stooges gone woke?!

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John Chimp and Glizzy McGuire: An Electro Swing Musical ft. Monty Mishap

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 20:30:00 GMT

Our favorite burlesque weirdo Monty Mishap joins us to discuss all things Gerard Way, up to and including 9/11. What is demonic ape theory? A truck full of monkeys upturning on the highway becomes an origin story for one renegade monkey? What is the etymology of the word glizzy? What is the sexiest bug? Raccoon City wins an award? What the?!

Catch Monty Mishap in Buglesque here - Buglesque! A Burlesque Show About Bugs

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Circum-sectioned: The Ape Mania Advice Chat-line ft. Alex Green

Mon, 20 Oct 2025 20:30:00 GMT

Our closest cousins, our fiercest rivals; they are the enigmas that define us...

The debate rages on, even amongst those most dedicated to their cause. But should we allow them to be removed through involuntary adult circumcision?

Join the boys as they field answers to a surprising amount of intersecting penile and ape related questions.

Joined by THE "Alex" of the city, Alex Green.

https://youtube.com/@alexat11-aatc?si=VQZHSqSXnpgRPCMe

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Jane's Addiction: A Brief Drunken History of Jane Goodall

Mon, 06 Oct 2025 20:30:00 GMT

Jacob has four beers at lunch and tries to pay tribute to primatologist Jane Goodall, inventor of the chimpanzee, joined by fellow host Dylan Cooper and special guest Bill Egan. What happened to her finger? Was she a Zionist? Also a full history of the Gary Larson Incident.

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RE-POST: I Cannot Believe We've Done Twenty Of This ft. Leela Varghese

Mon, 29 Sep 2025 21:30:00 GMT

IMPORTANT UPDATE ABOUT THE FUTURE OF APE MANIA! We are going to be pumping out episodes fortnightly from this point onwards. In the meantime, pleas enjoy this re-post of a classic episode featuring Leela Varghese, director of Lesbian Space Princess, in cinemas now!

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How Many Reels Can A Chimp Watch? ft. Stephen Lockwood

Mon, 22 Sep 2025 21:30:00 GMT

Special guest comedian/filmmaker/veteran Stephen Lockwood drops by the pod to discuss his upcoming road trip around Australia and the accompanying documentary 'The Last Post.' Really big topics in this one. Finding your purpose in life, giving back to society, stepping out of your comfort zone to pursue something new. We also talk about chimps watching reels. Isn't that crazy? Mighty Joe Young comes up in conversation too. Apparently that's about an Ape? Who knew.

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What Is Gooning? ft. Nona Mona

Tue, 09 Sep 2025 21:30:00 GMT

Nona Mona returns to the podcast to help investigate the mystery of chimps loving the movie Shrek. What does this have to do with gooning? Or beheading VHS tapes? Heaps actually.

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Car-Pod Karaok-Ape ft. Dylan Cooper

Mon, 18 Aug 2025 21:30:00 GMT

Enjoy a relaxing Saturday morning drive across beautiful beachside Adelaide with your favorite Ape Mania hosts in the very first podcast of its kind.

Dylan Cooper returns. Jacob is hungover and gets carsick. Levi gets cut-off in traffic. All this and more as the gang hunt for the elusive Rock Ape.

Brought to you by M and M Property Solutions.

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Levi's Deep Dives: The Yowie

Mon, 11 Aug 2025 21:30:00 GMT

Buckle ape, Ape Maniacs! It's time for another special episode of Levi's Deep Dives! A classic segment where host Levi Cooper investigates an Ape-adjacent topic! In this instalment, solo host Levi uncovers the history of famous Australian cryptid The Yowie!

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Henry Wilson Mania ft. Noah Holland

Mon, 04 Aug 2025 21:30:00 GMT

Ape Mania undergoes some more re-tooling, as new host Henry Wilson addresses the hard-hitting issues of today, such as Santa, aliens, psychics, and more!

If all this change is too much for you to handle, don't worry - special guest Noah Holland brings back a classic segment as Ape or No Ape returns for the Pokémon edition.

Dylan Cooper also delivers a very special message from the afterlife.

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50th Ape-isode Bananza ft. Joel Regan

Mon, 28 Jul 2025 21:30:00 GMT

We celebrate 50 episodes (51 technically, but who the hell is counting) by watching our friend Joel play Donkey Kong Bananza

Then we drink a mysterious gorilla energy drink and get really sick

Like, legitimately ill

We died immediately after this record

There will be no more episodes after this.

RIP Ape Mania

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Ape-isode 49: Did You Guys Know They Sent Monkeys Into Space? ft. Vida Slayman

Mon, 21 Jul 2025 21:30:00 GMT

This episode is dedicated to the brave chimps and apes who were launched unwittingly into space.

Vida Slayman is heading to Edinburgh Fringe, you can catch her show 'The Nutella Wars' over there.

And here in Adelaide

Vida Slayman - The Nutella Wars - Edinburgh Preview Tickets, Fri, Aug 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM | Eventbrite

Apologies for the audio quality on this one, the zoom gave out on us right before the record.

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Episode 0 Redux

Mon, 30 Jun 2025 21:30:00 GMT

Deja Vu

If you think this episode is similar to any previously released episodes, you are mistaken.

Not only that, but there's something really wrong with you.

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Ape-isode 47: The Levi Method (My Grandpa The Orangutan?!)

Mon, 23 Jun 2025 22:30:00 GMT

What do you think happens when you die? Do you come back as an ape?

What's the most comprehensive method of measuring dick and balls?

Is The Rizzler actually an adult man?

All the answers to these questions and more can be found in Dianetics

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Ape-isode 46: New and Improved Formula

Mon, 16 Jun 2025 21:30:00 GMT

That's right, Ape Mania is back with your two favorite hosts Jacob Jackman and Levi Cooper!

Featuring fan favorite segments such as

Levi's Google Reviews

Levi's Gaming Corner

Levi's Cryptid Corner

Ape News

And more!

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Episode 45: The invention of a new slur that ends Ape Mania

Mon, 09 Jun 2025 21:31:00 GMT

Hey apeists. After this one we gonna take a bit of a break. Dylan having a fricken baby and stuff.

Maybe Jacob continues to pod on his own or maybe I step in for a bit as co-host. Yeah that's right we've had a producer this whole time and i've been writing the blurbs. Bet you didn't realise that. No one ever fucking reads this shit anyway so I guess i'll just go fuck myself in my beautiful tight asshole.

Anyways. Who gives a shit.

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Episode 44: Director's Commentary of Episode 0...

Mon, 02 Jun 2025 21:31:00 GMT

I am absent from this episode becuase I was very sick. Yes.. out of all my holes. and all the pipes as well. We're talking blood, shit. piss. cum. spit. vomit. piss again. snot. earwasx all of it just pouring out of me onto the sand in the pit i was playing in. Everyone's sick of me already.

Anyway Jacobs records a lovely commentary for our very first episode with Fabio.

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Episode 43: Ape Mania plays Ape Escape with Rachel

Mon, 26 May 2025 21:31:00 GMT

guys. this one is so good

we took a visual medium (let's play videos) and turned it into an audio format.

Now you get all the fun of listening to someone stumble through an old jank ass game without the annoying part of seeing the screen on understanding any of the context behind what the person is saying.

anyeway enjoy

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Episode 42: 100 Jacobs vs 1 Dylan

Mon, 19 May 2025 21:31:00 GMT

Fuck you, fuck this.

If you're reading this watch out because i'm driving at 100k/ph right into your fat pussy

oof

sexual style

I guess we talk about some shit on here. I don't remmeber really.

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Episode 41: I PLAYED MINECRAFT WITH A CHIMP ft Noah Holland

Mon, 12 May 2025 21:31:00 GMT

Hey, what's up everybody. Who's keen on some fucking ape shit.

We have the lovely Noah Holland on the pod today. and we chat about cursed paitning. the minecraft movie. Chicken jockey and hitler a whole bunch. I blame jake for that one.

Hey if you like this pod. Why don't you go fuck yourself idiot.

Check out noah's instagram here to find out when he's playing next

https://www.instagram.com/noahhholland/

Playing?

Dunno.

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Episode 40: POV Jacob and Dylan take you to the zoo

Mon, 05 May 2025 21:31:00 GMT

God I hope this is listenable,

Me and Jacob went to the zoo and had a lot of fun. The audio is fucked but that's life on the road i guess.

Anyway if you like this send me $50 so we can go again.

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Episode 39: Pissfield becomes Pope???

Mon, 28 Apr 2025 21:31:00 GMT

God damnit, here it is again.

Another fucking episode for you leeches.

Keep sucking all the blood and piss and cum out of us.

God you make me sick

you sick little fucks

is this what you like

another episode of this shit

where me and jake get locked in a room and have to figure out who is the new pope

spoiler alert

its me

i was the conclave all along.

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Episode 38: What the hell is going on in Gympie?

Mon, 21 Apr 2025 21:31:00 GMT

We are so fucking back.

Recorded whilst jacob whas making a brisket. whatever the fuck that is and he was also watching wrestlmania so i had to fight for his attention... now i know how his girlfriend feels hahaha

that's nothing, sorry rachel.

anyway, in this episode we talk about the gympie ape statue. and all sorts of other terrible ape news.

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Episode 37: Raccoon city and The Great Ape Caper. feat: Raccoon City

Mon, 31 Mar 2025 20:31:00 GMT

Hey come celebrate the release of raccoon citys third album but talking to each member idndividually through the mouth of jacob jackman. Beautiful stuff on this one. Some genuine insight. I guess this is good if you like our band, probably fucking terrible if you odn't care about it at all; but who gives a shit. I don't.

Raccoon City are playing in Adelaide on the 5th of April and Melbourne on the 12th.

Jacob is in Melbourne from the 2nd to the 13th with Nona and Bill

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Episode 36: Sponsored by GORRILA MANGO AND COCONUT JUICE

Mon, 24 Mar 2025 20:31:00 GMT

Yeah i was still feeling a bit sick in this one. Luckily GORILLA MANGO AND COCONUT JUICE FIXED ME!

I FEEL VERY GOOD NOW.

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Episode 35: Keep the wife but make it gay feat: Cecilia Ronson

Mon, 17 Mar 2025 20:31:00 GMT

Hey wosop, it's fucking good to be back.

We talk to Cecilia about a bunch of crazy shit. This one is fucking banananers.

Cecilia has a show at fringe. You can check it out here

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Episode 34: Mania, Ape Mania feat: Bill Egan

Mon, 03 Mar 2025 20:31:00 GMT

Episode numb er 34. We are deep into the muck now. Jacob anbd i very busy for the next week so who fucking knows if you'll get one next tuesday. Any fucking complaints email them to apemaniapod@gmail.com. thast's probably out email address. I don't give a fucking shit anymore. Greedt little piggies. You gotta havce your ape mani pod or you cry like the little piggies in the abartoir waiting to get slauightered.

Anyway whatever.

Go see Bill's show here

And Jacob's show here

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Episode 33: Portrait of a monkey feat: Nick Capper

Mon, 24 Feb 2025 20:31:00 GMT

Nick Capper joins us in the studio this week. as we discuss how fucking good Adelaide is. Shove it up your ass melbourne you fucking shit hole. And don't even get me started on SYdney, fuck that place.

Buy tickets to Nick's show here

And buy tickets to Jacob's show here

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Episode 32: Who is Ed (1996)? and how do I kill him?

Mon, 17 Feb 2025 20:31:00 GMT

A classic Dylan and Jacoke episode where we discuss the 1996 movei Ed which I watched about half of before deciding this isn't worth it. I will die very happy not knowing what happens in the second half of this disgusting movie.

Buy tickets to Inner Pieces here

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Episode 31: Are you afraid of an ape? feat: Yoz Mensch

Mon, 10 Feb 2025 20:31:00 GMT

Hello again loyal apers. Today we talk about why our friend Yoz is so terrified of apes and everythign else. Didn't do a lot of editing on this one (zero editing) and also trying out logic pro for this shit. So maybe it sounds terrible who fucking knows, who fucking cares.

Buy tickets to yoz' fringe show here and buy tickets to Jacobs show here.

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Episode 30: The great ape debape feat: Levi Cooper

Mon, 03 Feb 2025 20:31:00 GMT

Levi is back, mainly to argue about whether sasquatch is real or not. Real low energy ep by me on this one, sorry guys. I haven't been sleeping well. There's a family of sasquatch keeping me up at night. They come up to my bedroom window and tap on it the whole night. TThey just keep whispering "Dylan, come ouit and play with us!" but i'm just gonna ignore them and then hopefully the whole thing goes awayu.

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Episode 29: Is this the worst episode we've done so far?

Mon, 27 Jan 2025 20:31:00 GMT

So sorry about this one. We interview renowned primatologist Dr Gronald Richardson about all things ape related.

Fuckng hell I shouldn't be allowed to ever try this shit ever again. I think it might be evil.

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Episode 28: When did you know it was a monkey? feat. Chris Gun

Mon, 20 Jan 2025 20:31:00 GMT

Hey. Welcome to another episode of Ape Mania. We kind of manifested this episode when we wouldn't stop talking about Betterman the movie (2024) or maybe (2025) i don't actually know. But the star of the movie Chris Gun (he played NOel gallagher, the most important role in the movie. Fuck everyone else, real heads know he's the star) agreed to be on the pod and settle the score. The ape score. Enjoy

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Episode 27: Portable pokies? is this a good idea? feat: Drana (also known as Kiki from the amazing drumming monkeys lol)

Mon, 13 Jan 2025 20:31:00 GMT

Join us today as we talk to my good friend drana about her time playing a monkey puppet to milf's in norwood.

Drana playing in heaps of great bands/shows, catch her touring with Alekisah and Jamie Lee and in a fringe show I didn't catch the name of...

Love that dude.

Once again begging you to buy some merch from our redbubble. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

https://www.redbubble.com/people/ApeManiaPod/shop

and sign up to our patreon.

Really hoping to get our first sign up this week.

Tickets to jakes fringe shows can be found here.

Raccoon Clitty new single out on the 17th.

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Episode 26: Are rats nature?

Mon, 06 Jan 2025 20:31:30 GMT

Happyu new Ape everybody. We are BACK! with another episode of ape mania madness, we talk about the movie BETTERMAN (2025) and some other bullshit.

Remeber you can buy some cool merch from https://www.redbubble.com/people/ApeManiaPod/ and subscribe to our patreon here https://www.patreon.com/ApeMania

Jacob;s probably got tickets on sale for his shows or whatever.https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/jacob-jackman-inner-pieces-af2025

Raccoon City playing here https://www.moshtix.com.au/v2/event/blind-girls-w-frail-body-usa/173056

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SPECIAL PRESENTATION - Gorilla Be Killed 5: Chimpan-see No Evil

Mon, 30 Dec 2024 20:31:00 GMT

Recorded this beautiful little show for yhou stupid fucks last week when we had the whole squad pull up to the studio. Lots of great stuff in here. I guess this is your last little ape snippet for 2024. It's been a year. See you in the new years.

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Episode 25: Merry Apesmas to all of our beautiful little listeners

Mon, 23 Dec 2024 20:31:07 GMT

This is a big crazy episode where jake and I run a quiz for all the previous guests of ape mani and rachel a=who has never been a guest before. The audio is a bit fucked up but I think I made it work. If you don't like it, fuck you and eat dfog shit.

We had a lot of fun making it and I think the magic comes through on the audio.

Remember to subscribe to our patreon and buy a chgristmas present from our red bubble

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Episode 24: Should you be paid extra to clean up all the cum and shit from the playboy mansion? feat: Nona Mona

Mon, 16 Dec 2024 20:31:42 GMT

Back in the stu ready to fuck your ear pussies with another sickening episode of ape mania. Lot's of hot topic conversations going on here. Mainly about horny cartroons. Nona didn't know what space jam was but it was also her sexcual awakenign wihic i don't really understantd i guess. Fucking hell.

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Episode 23: Congo and Oz

Mon, 09 Dec 2024 20:31:12 GMT

Hello, we watched the legendary movei congo and it fucking ripped my little pecker off. I highly recommend watching it to all your little apeists. If you don't like this movie you've got mudbutt brain. Where all the mud that's meant to come out your butt seeps into you braing.

Jacobt has a comedy show for hte adelaide fringe on sale now. Buy a ticket here. and subscribe to our patreon

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Episode 22: Have you seen our new Patreon? feat: Mitch Waugh

Mon, 02 Dec 2024 20:31:06 GMT

Hey back on the pod and i've roped another fucker from our fucked up liuttle band. I can't remmeber a single thing we talked aboujt. Besides ketamine and some really sad stories abnout orangatangs. bummed me out.

Good news is you can sign up to our patreon now and get so much cool content.

Also ccheck out our rebubbled store.

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Episode 21: Bring back the photoplayer (that's the name of the silly organ that we couldn't think of)

Mon, 25 Nov 2024 20:31:14 GMT

Ok the gruesome two sons back for another podcast talking about a couple of fuynny apes. We talk about the movie SOMETHING of the planet of the apes. They should delete these movies and replace them with porno. That shits crazy. TO see all the cummign happening on the screen right in front of you. WIld stuff. anyway i degrees. the ap[es. are funny. We get an email from a listeneer and our first ad. Thank you seattle.

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Episode 20: I cannot believe we've done twenty episodes of this feat Leela Varghese

Mon, 18 Nov 2024 20:31:58 GMT

You'd think we'd have run out of apes to talk about by now but they just keep making them. This one features Leela who is crusihg it making movies, I wasn't allowed to watch Lesbian Space Princess. Jacob wouldnt' let me. But he said it was really good., I also saw on instagram that leela owns a DG20 digital guitar. SHit is so cash.

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Episode 19: Do apes kiss? with tongue?

Mon, 11 Nov 2024 20:31:42 GMT

Sorry about this one. We talk about jacking apes off. a lot. a lot more than usual maybe. probably too mcuh

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Episode 18: Can you get ape pelt?

Mon, 04 Nov 2024 20:31:04 GMT

Another classic, D Bone and the Jakester episode. We wathced dawn of the rise of the planet of the apes featuring jimmy franco. What a little shit. Lot's of terrible talking between your 2 favoreite podcasters today. Maybe the sound of m,e chewing gum. Who gives a shit. Everyone can go lick dog turds for all i care.

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Episode 17: A Very Spooky Apeoween feat Jackson Grant

Wed, 30 Oct 2024 20:31:43 GMT

Fucking hell, it's here again. The spooky season. geart.we tell some spooky stories and havea good scary laugh together.

Afterwards Jacob shot me with a BB gun and I got a nasty bruise on my nuts and ass

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Episode 17 SPOOKY PREVIEW

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 20:31:53 GMT

BIT OF A CHANGE HERE AS WE'RE RELEASING THE REAL EPISODE ON HALLOWSWEEN THE SPOOKIEST DAY OF THE YEAR. HERE'S A LITTLE PREVIEW OF IT FEAUTIRNG RJCKSONG AND JACOB BREADING A SHORT SCRIPT DYALN WROTE FOR A SDPOOKYU MOVIE.

eNJOY. AND SEE YOU ALL ON THURSDFAY

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Episode 16: Have you seen that Family Guy bit featuring Tim Edwards

Mon, 21 Oct 2024 20:31:44 GMT

It's episdoe 16 with my good friend Tim. Hew plays in our fucking shit house band Raccoon CItyh with us (not jacob, it's dfylan writing this) We talk about some weird crazy shit in this epoisode. I thihnk Tim reads smeones erotic fan fic or something. I actually don't really remembre rwaht happenbs. Anway hhave fun.

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Episode 15: What do you think about scooping up roadkill and eating it?

Mon, 14 Oct 2024 20:31:44 GMT

We watched Dunbstan checks in. Honestl great movie. Stop what you're doing right now and watch it.

Ok you're back, good

How about Jason hey. What a tour die force.

Not much to say about this one. I guess it's good, you tell me?

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Episode 14: How goods banana? Featuring Emily Grace

Mon, 07 Oct 2024 20:31:00 GMT

It's that fucking time of the week again,. where sweet little Jacob and DYlan beam down your phone and bless your stupid shitty ears with our sweet dulcest tones as we talk about all the hot button topics of the week> This week we are joined by hjacobns good friend EMily, i've never met here before what she wwas delightful. Wew talked about childresn boioks and whether jacob hit someone with his car a couple of weeks ago and just drove away and didn't; tell anyone,. teehee

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Episode 13: Do you think in the planet of the apes universe they would have a podcast called human mania?

Mon, 30 Sep 2024 21:31:41 GMT

A classic jocabn and dylan episode today. In this we tlak about all this life, love and loss. Really revealign a lot about ourselves in the process. Hope everyopne appreciates this much more honest and open format. Oh we also talk about dick cheese and whether we should keep it or scrub it off. Lot's to talk about there. So tune in for another episode of ape mania and remember, always click that like and subscribe button. "Stay classy Sanb Diego" - Ron Burguindyt

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Episode 12: Apeordy? featuring John Sara

Mon, 23 Sep 2024 21:31:39 GMT

Fuck this ones gonna be a slog. It's like two hours long or something. John is a crazy son of a bitch and wrote like a million questions for this and jacob and i are just fucking huge idiots. You will scream at your phone because we're so fucking dumb. I'm honestly sueprised neither of us have been hit by a bus or something. Anyway, hope you like silly game shows. and if you like this please said your gratitudes to little johnny sara for putting in so much effort like a crazy SOB

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Episode 11: Is it Charleton or Charleston?

Mon, 16 Sep 2024 21:31:26 GMT

Ok so we watched the orifginal planet of the apes. And this one was actually a ripper good time. Terrible audio for this EP because I forgot to check if there was anyone practicing in our studio and we had to compete with a hardcore band. Classic D Coops audio mix up.

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Episode 10: Do Monkeys Go to Heaven? feat Ryan Mason

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 02:16:25 GMT

fuck, late to upload this one. Sorry guy, i was too focused on not wanking for this semen analysis test i'm doing. I'm pretty confident my little dudes are all good in there thought so don't worry abouyt me.

This week we've got Ryan on to talk about apes and monkeys and that's sort of thing.

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Episode 9: Are Humans Chimpanzees or Humans?

Mon, 02 Sep 2024 21:31:54 GMT

In this episode we talk a lot abotu the 2001 movie Planet of the Apes, starrting Marky Mark Wallberg. Great movie, was kind of like my sexual awakening at 11 years old. Crazy stuff. Yeah it's just me and jake this episdoie. No one else really wanted to do it with us, yeah I kinda get it though.

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Episode 8: What is it? National Stupid Drivers Day? featuring Joel and Mariah

Mon, 26 Aug 2024 21:31:49 GMT

This shit keeps going hey. Relentless in our pursuit of being the only ape based podcast we record yet another episode of slop for you to wrap your gullets around. Featuring oru good friend Joel and my beautiful wife Mariah. This ones full of heart and laughs. GOd bvless yuou apiusts

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Episode 7: Can Apes Fly Business Class? featuring Libby Trainor Parker

Mon, 19 Aug 2024 21:31:27 GMT

Libby is a published author who write about endometriosis and women's health etc. I don't know why she agreed to be subjected to this evil podcast. Sorry Libby. Sorry we talked about bestiality and hanging elephants so much as well. Something wrong with us for sure.

You can buy Libby's book here:

https://www.wakefieldpress.com.au/product.php?productid=1862&cat=0&page=&featured=Y

Or also on Amazon or your local book shop probably. But i asssumne amazon is evil right?

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Episode 6: Who do you think is the hottest sit-com dad and what's Ray Romano up to?

Mon, 12 Aug 2024 21:31:01 GMT

We talk about Ray Romano far too much on this episode, I think Jacob was really hungover. Is jarred fogle dead? dunno about the spelling on that one.

I'm spreading a lot of missinformation on this pod and there's not really anything you can do about it. Besides stop listening. But you wouldn't do that. You love this shit. Don't you. Pathetic little worm.

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Episode 5: Have you seen Shutter Island? featuring Henry Wilson

Mon, 05 Aug 2024 21:31:33 GMT

So basically it's leaonardio dicarprio wigging out the hole time. Welcome our friend Henry, that crazy motherfucker. Lot's of story's about henrys family being related to some old geezer who came up with the theory of evolution parallel to dawkins. Crazy shit dude.

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Episode 4: Do you think apes go missionary? featuring little brother Levi Cooper

Mon, 29 Jul 2024 21:31:08 GMT

It's episode 4 (5) and here's my little brother Levi Cooper, he is one minute younger than me and you can fucking tell. He is dense as hell. Total idupt. I can't remember what we talked about on here. Probably apes if i'm gonna be honest.

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Episode 3: You boys know any Deep Purple?

Mon, 22 Jul 2024 21:31:47 GMT

It's just Jacob and Dylan this week, suck each other on in pod form. Thinking about Apes, Dreaming about Apes. What else is there to do but go ape mode in the jungle. Listen to this shit. It's going to change your life. You should take all the mystery pills you find in your parents medicine cabinet.

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Episode 2: What if your dog had a Jamaican accent? Featuring Stella Kappos

Mon, 15 Jul 2024 21:31:03 GMT

Great another episode of Ape Mania. The only podcast where the hosts drink their own piss ritualistically before every episode to receive forbidden power that the government keeps hidden from the general public. This week we have esteemed guest Stella Kappos. She rocks. I think she plugs a show that's probably happened at the end so sorry about that Stella.

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Episode 1: Have you ever seen an ape with tits?

Mon, 08 Jul 2024 21:31:34 GMT

A nice pod featuring your favorite boys Jacob and Dylan. In this episode we talk throwing a funeral for an ape, whether it's ok to drink ape milk and also why the hell someone else took the apemania.com domain and how we can do a cyber attack on them to get that domain. Please if there are any hackers out there please get in touch with me. I need to DDOS attack that website

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Episode 0: Would you wrestle an ape? featuring Fabio Migliaccio

Mon, 08 Jul 2024 21:31:12 GMT

For the first episode we have beautiful sexy special guest Fabio in to talk about all things ape. And yeah we go a little bananas.

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Ape Mania - preview

Sun, 07 Jul 2024 23:46:11 GMT

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