As Good As It Gets

Merry Christmas, hoes!

Tue, 19 Dec 2023 05:16:39 GMT

It's Christmas time! Our gift to you is an extra long episode AND a festive edition of Big Dick Energy - you're welcome xoxo We're also doing Secret Santa, who will we get?! Listen to be part of the gift giving magic. Merry Christmas, loyal listeners, we love you!!

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We're barely hanging on

Mon, 11 Dec 2023 11:34:30 GMT

Geena's string of bad luck continues. Plus, it's our final update of our New Month's Resolutions and we're recapping our (and yours) New YEAR'S resolutions!

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Don't hit on someone on a bus

Wed, 06 Dec 2023 22:13:31 GMT

We're back with an episode of Fuck, Marry, Kill! Also, it's our 30TH EPISODE of the season which we think is pretty slay. Pls send us flowers as congratulations.

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Do you know how chicken salt got its name?

Sun, 26 Nov 2023 20:00:15 GMT

We're nearing the end of the year! This week we're announcing our final New Month's Resolutions of 2023 and bringing back None Of My Business.

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Hot girls get colonoscopies

Sun, 19 Nov 2023 20:00:50 GMT

Aimee has a super fun health update. Plus, do you use the term bathers? Or does it give you the ick? And everyone's first and only love (of a segment) is back: BIG DICK ENERGY!

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Geena's been hacked

Sun, 12 Nov 2023 20:00:45 GMT

Geena is having the month from hell - it's really bad. Plus we're giving you the results of our latest New Month's Resolutions, setting now #goals and heading to KFC for snack packs.

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What do I do with tyre hats?!

Wed, 01 Nov 2023 12:12:25 GMT

We're talking about beloved vet, Dr. Harry, Geena forgetting the name of hub caps and bringing back big time hoot of a segment, None of my Business!

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We're waiting for them to play Gangnam Style

Sun, 22 Oct 2023 20:00:36 GMT

Geena's getting evicted (yes, really), It was Jenga (Aimee's cat/son)'s birthday and we're giving you the halfway update on our New Month's Resolutions.

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Geena, stop raising your hips

Mon, 02 Oct 2023 11:00:03 GMT

Geena's lifting her hips during massages, Aimee scored the thrift find of the year and we're back with Big Dick Energy! HEEOOWOWWWW!

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Geena tried to gaslight Aimee!!

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 04:01:32 GMT

Geena's back from The Whitsundays, Aimee's getting a colonoscopy and we're giving you our update on our most recent New Month's Resolutions (featuring Geena trying to gaslight Aimee)!

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Whacky Whitsundays Witch

Mon, 11 Sep 2023 05:25:53 GMT

It's a chitty chat episode! Geena's off to the Whitsundays and Aimee's already planning her 30th birthday party (for August 2024, lols). Listen to the end because Geena drops some tea that doesn't involve either of us which means it's gossip we love to hear!!

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That's none of my business

Mon, 04 Sep 2023 05:39:02 GMT

WE'VE GOT A SEXY NEW SEGMENT! You decide if 'None of my business' is our most chaotic game yet. Plus, Geena's got beef with people who try to enter stores early and Aimee's got a new doctor (EXCITING).

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Knowing first aid is so hot

Sun, 27 Aug 2023 20:00:44 GMT

BIG DICK ENERGY! Your favourite segment is back. We're talking first aid, crocs and meditation. And will Aimee or Geena go to the Colonel's House???

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Is Geena the only one who likes wind chimes?

Sun, 20 Aug 2023 20:00:45 GMT

Fresh New Month's Resolutions coming at ya! Plus, Geena's sharing a truly harrowing story of wind chime trauma.

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It's Aimee's birthday!

Sun, 13 Aug 2023 20:00:55 GMT

Hello, love muffins. This week, we're celebrating Aimee's birthday, getting an update on our New Month's Resolutions and Geena tells a tale that reminds us why men are bad.

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Taking the world by (biscoff) storm

Sun, 06 Aug 2023 20:00:55 GMT

HI! Don't talk about us missing a week. Please. This week, we're playing 'review or not.' It's a really good game, it'll catch on. Plus, Aimee has BIG life news!

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Aimee's ordering filtered water for the table

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 10:33:18 GMT

Aimee's still sick so her enthusiasm levels are THROUGH THE ROOF (lies). Geena tells us about the woes of being a wedding guest, we argue about how much money should be on your go card and your favourite segment is back - Big Dick Energy!

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How do we pronounce the word nourished?

Mon, 17 Jul 2023 11:17:38 GMT

We are BACK and ready to be CONSISTENT (maybe). We're giving you the update on our last New Month's Resolutions, somehow end up talking about tax and Geena has a sexy rec(ommendation). Plus, Aimee's sick so pls forgive the extra nasal quality.

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Arnie, this Netflix series is NOT it

Mon, 10 Jul 2023 00:48:57 GMT

Guys, we're sorry we've been so slack. Aimee was performing in a show for a MONTH and then got sick. It's entirely her fault why we've gone on an unintentional hiatus.

In this episode, we find out that Geena's doctor tried to kill her, Aimee has an update for us on her NEW job(?!) and we're bringing you another instalment of Sexy Recs.

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This episode is late, sorry, we suck

Sun, 18 Jun 2023 20:00:20 GMT

Sorry we took a couple weeks off - we were both performing in shows and life is chaotic, pls help.

This week we're celebrating Geena - who just had a birthday! Plus, we're following up on our most recent New Month's Resolutions.

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Am I the asshole?

Tue, 30 May 2023 08:42:36 GMT

This week we're doing a segment of, "Am I the asshole?" and boy, some people really are the worst. We're reading out REAL stories from people around the world!

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Who you gonna choose? Steve Irwin, Dr. Chris Brown or Liam Hemsworth?

Sun, 21 May 2023 20:00:24 GMT

Heya! We're back for another week and we've got an update on our New Month's Resolutions. Plus, we're playing the classic - Fu(c)k*, Marry, Kill. Chaos ensues. *Pls don't blacklist us for swearing, streaming services.

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If you know when bin day is, you're hot

Tue, 16 May 2023 07:05:18 GMT

Hello cutie pies! This week we're talking plans to go to a strip club, the appeal of phone cases that fold out and it's your fav segment: BIG D!CK ENERGY xoxo

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I am NOT a Disney adult

Sun, 07 May 2023 20:00:20 GMT

This episode we're catching up on our latest New Month's Resolutions! Plus, Geena (poorly) defends herself against being a Bluey adult + admits to being a product of nepotism and Aimee's talking periods (cute!).

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We got distracted by inflation

Mon, 01 May 2023 11:50:15 GMT

This week Aimee brings you a STORY TIME about job-hunting and applying in the 21st century. Plus, Geena's vouching for I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and BOTH your hosts are currently employed actors?! Crazy.

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Cauliflower is just pretending to be broccoli

Sun, 23 Apr 2023 20:00:00 GMT

We're following up on our current New Month's Resolutions and playing a classic game of Two Truths and a Lie. Did Geena kiss a man in New York? Did Aimee play percussion in grade 7?! All this and more, in this week's episode.

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She bangs? Yeah she does!

Mon, 17 Apr 2023 07:02:53 GMT

We're back with B.D.E (big dick energy)! We're discussing the big issues: Ricky Martin, if the Twilight soundtrack should always play when it's raining and how hot boundaries are.

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Why do we do this to ourselves?

Sun, 09 Apr 2023 20:00:39 GMT

It's time to see how we went in our first New Month's Resolutions of 2023! Which also means it's time to set new ones...pray for us.

PS. Happy Easter weekend xoxo

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Don't be that guy

Sun, 26 Mar 2023 20:00:48 GMT

This week, Geena unfortunately brings you a semi-serious story #dontbethatguy Luckily, Aimee brings us home with some nonsensical influencer chat.

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Oscar? I hardly know her!

Sun, 19 Mar 2023 20:00:51 GMT

You're in for a little update on our New Month's Resolutions this week & we're talking Academy Awards!

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The first BDE of 2023!

Sun, 12 Mar 2023 20:00:21 GMT

I'm sorry, is this a 50-minute(ish) long episode? Whoops, time management didn't pull through for us this time.

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I'll do it, but I'm not happy about it

Sun, 05 Mar 2023 20:00:29 GMT

We're back for 2023, baby!! In this first episode we set our New Month's AND New Year's Resolutions, Geena's trying to buy a car, Aimee's knee is hurting and we've got a fresh new segment coming at ya!

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Merry Christmas xoxo

Sun, 25 Dec 2022 11:58:57 GMT

Merry Christmas you saucy minxes. It's our last episode of the year! So of course, we had to record a Christmas episode. We're playing 'Christmas movie plot or real life story' and talk about what's on our Christmas lists. We wish y'all a safe and sexy holiday season. We'll be back in 2023!

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Geena yelled at a man in Cairns

Sun, 18 Dec 2022 00:46:19 GMT

This week we talk about Geena's sister's 'friend', update you on the progress of our last New Month's Resolutions of the year and bring back BDE.

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DUMP HIM

Fri, 09 Dec 2022 20:00:50 GMT

We heard you're after some advice...ya besties have pulled through. This week, we're answering questions asked by our listeners and giving very good, unbiased opinions and A+ life tips.

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Two truths and a lie

Sat, 26 Nov 2022 00:25:14 GMT

This week, we're playing the classic, two truths and a lie. How well do we know each other? Will this be our last episode if we don't get any right? Who knows. Plus, Geena shares some 10/10 life news and Aimee wins free shit.

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Get yourself a library card

Fri, 11 Nov 2022 22:41:26 GMT

Firstly, we'd like to apologise for the quality of this recording (in parts). Kind of sounds like we're underwater because we had to record on these mics that were attached to a headset and made us feel like pilots. Anyway! We reflect on our latest New Month's Resolutions and unfortunately, set two more for November.

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Have they or haven't they?

Thu, 03 Nov 2022 20:00:01 GMT

This week, we're bringing a new game to y'all! 'Have they or haven't they' - where you have to guess which celeb pairings have or have not done the deed (or you know, dated/kissed/got cooties etc). #spicy

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You're a fedora-wearing, incel Reddit weirdo

Sat, 29 Oct 2022 07:58:39 GMT

We love ourselves a listener submission special, so this week, we're talking about YOUR stories of rejection! When have you had your heart completely stepped on and when have you broken someone else's? We even get a juicy voice note from listener 'Gloria' about one of the most brutal tales of rejection we've ever heard.

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Spicy Sydney Slut

Thu, 20 Oct 2022 20:00:35 GMT

Geena has a juicy, juicy story from her time in Sydney!! Strap in, hunnies - it's going to get hot. Plus, we talk about dog vomit and bar hopping (what a winning combo).

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That's unAustralian

Thu, 13 Oct 2022 20:00:33 GMT

We're back with more BDE! This week's episode features a special European guest (who sounds kind of like Aimee???) and Geena fights for justice of 'The Castle.'

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Spicy dance & romance

Thu, 06 Oct 2022 20:00:48 GMT

It's time to find out how our second New Month's Resolution went! Cast your votes now, did we fail (like we did the first time)? Plus, Aimee went on a date and it wasn't terrible?!

*Content Warning* For those sensitive to discussions surrounding eating disorders, please tune out from 32:40-34:15. Love you, look after yourselves. xo

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Hot girl mental health walks work

Thu, 29 Sep 2022 19:00:19 GMT

This week, Aimee hits Geena with a dose of "lyrics vs poetry." Plus, we're talking how to make yourself feel less depressy.

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Grow a personality

Mon, 26 Sep 2022 20:00:47 GMT

Listeners, we need to know: WHERE DO YOU SIT ON THE TAP VS FILTERED WATER DEBATE?! Plus, if someone you know or encounter mentions their pineapple on pizza preference on their dating profile, remove them from your life immediately (regardless of their answer) xoxo

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We tried

Thu, 22 Sep 2022 20:00:58 GMT

Did we fulfil our very first New Month's Resolutions? Listen to find out whether Geena (a staunch non-dater) went on three dates over a month and if Aimee went on three dates in ONE day.

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Taylor Swift couldn't save Geena (this time)

Thu, 15 Sep 2022 20:00:37 GMT

Aimee spoke up for herself against an angry clinician and lived to tell the tale. Plus, we play "lyrics or poetry" (Taylor Swift edition) and Geena slowly loses her mind.

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She's got that gorilla grip!

Fri, 09 Sep 2022 11:58:15 GMT

This week we're talking pelvic floor dysfunction, capitalism and how truly wonderfully our new month's resolutions are progressing.

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Bluey has BDE

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 20:00:45 GMT

What do cockatoos, Bluey and socks with grips have in common? They feature in our debut episode of 'As Good As It Gets.' Super hot.

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Coming Soon!

Tue, 23 Aug 2022 11:55:34 GMT

Buckle up, sexy people. Your two new besties Aimee Duroux and Geena Schwartz have arrived. As former hosts of Love Bachually, the podcast that took a deep dive into all things The Bachelor Australia, we know a thing or two about talking absolute smack. Now, we're delivering our chaotic, funny, bizarre and hot musings to the masses. This show will talk all things pop culture, comedy, dating & lifestyle. It's not a podcast anyone asked for and you probably won't be any smarter for listening, but your two new besties, Aimee and Geena, delivered anyway.

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