ASSVILLE

Sarah Didn't Deserve It!

Thu, 13 May 2021 20:20:19 GMT

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! Back at it again are the Mayors of your favorite town! The first ASSVILLE LIVE: STAND-UP COMEDY SHOW is happening Sunday May 23rd 7:30pm at the beloved Fixin' To bar! Featuring Sean Jordan (All Fantasy Everything Podcast) and Kyle Kinane (Comedy Central).

The show is FREE with suggested donations so come on out and have a good time with the homies of Assville!

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Big Disc Energy

Thu, 06 May 2021 08:51:34 GMT

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another disc tossin ball slappin peach of an episode! Seth finally reaches his full form as he is introduced to the world of Disc Golf. Shain is very upset by Seth choosing the disc over the ball.

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Butt Chuggin and Thuggin

Thu, 29 Apr 2021 18:34:29 GMT

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another spicy ep for you to butt chug! What more can we say, we are adult men that talk like teenage boys. RIP Shock G!

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Sparkle Donkey

Thu, 22 Apr 2021 07:49:10 GMT

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! They Mayors are back with another tequila soaked episode about friendship, family, and other nonsense! Check out the patreon for bonus exclusive content and join the MILLIONS of Clappers and Assassins in the Slackville Slack Chat! www.patreon.com/assville.

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Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy!

Thu, 15 Apr 2021 05:07:56 GMT

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another hot ep that will Kiss You Thru the Phone! This week the boys start off with early 2000's rap music and then flow into Seth and Shelly's wedding day and somehow end up shouting out the Clapper os the Week and out FIRST EVER JR CLAPPER OF THE WEEK!

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We are on Patreon!

Thu, 08 Apr 2021 16:50:10 GMT

Clappers and Assassins Rejoice! The Mayors are back with another jaw jacking cheek slapping episode! Get on in here and hang out with the Nice Boys of Portland!

THE PATREON IS LIVE BABYYYY! Head on over to:

ASSVILLE PATREON for bonus content, patreon only episodes, merch and pre-sale tickets to Assville live shows!

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White Boy Summer?

Wed, 31 Mar 2021 08:15:01 GMT

Clappers and Assassins rejoice! Your Mayor's of Assville are back with another peach dropping, cheek clapping episode! Shain has a dream about fat Jack Harlow, Seth can't stop getting owned by Shelly in public, Seth gives his claps for White Boy Summer, and the boys share their mutual hate of breakfast potatoes!

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Nice Guys Finish Ass.

Thu, 25 Mar 2021 22:39:49 GMT

CLAPPERS AND ASSASSINS REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another cheek clappin peach slappin show! This week Shain talks about former NBA players stealing his girlfriends in college, and Seth reveals the way he swept his wife off her feet in da club!

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Salami Nuggets and Last Chance U!

Thu, 18 Mar 2021 05:23:00 GMT

Clappers and Assassins rejoice! This week the Mayors clap up Kee's Loaded Food Cart, Seth has a history of bad neighbors, and Shain has a weird obsession with the Netflix documentary series, Last Chance U.

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Pizza Wings?

Wed, 10 Mar 2021 22:11:56 GMT

Clappers and Assassins Rejoice! The Mayors of Assville are back and this week they are talking Billie Eillish, NBA Top Shot, All-Star Weekend, Buffalo Wild Wing's secret "Pizza Wings" and why Coming 2 America was terrible.

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Shain and Seth's R&B Jams!

Thu, 04 Mar 2021 11:30:22 GMT

CLAPPERS AND ASSASSINS REJOICE! The Mayors of Assville are back with a Grown & Sexy episode! This week Seth and Shain dim the lights, pour up big glasses of pinot, wrap our hair up with silk scarfs and get into our favorite R&B Jams!

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Dwight Howard and Muskrat Love

Wed, 24 Feb 2021 04:13:17 GMT

CLAPPER AND ASSASSINS REJOICE! Back like the cheeks in which we all clap with another delicious episode for you! This week Shain and Seth discover Dwight Howard's weird Kid Friendly rap album, Seth teaches Shain about the magic of muskrat love making and the Mayors get yet another non-keto friendly baked good from our Official Baker of Assville, Chef Sable!

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Shainus and the Seth Messiah

Wed, 17 Feb 2021 09:48:47 GMT

Clappers and Assassin Rejoice! Kick off those snow boots and unthaw those cheeks baby because the Mayors are back with another HOT one to help melt the ice off your Subaru Baja's!

This week Seth and Shain talk surviving Portland Snowmageddon, Seth and Shellys romantic senior citizen getaway to Hood River, NBA Top Shot and Seth's hatred of the future and Shain's disdain for any snow activity in our Lightning Clap Wrap!

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TOAST THAT BUN!

Wed, 10 Feb 2021 07:39:10 GMT

CLAPPERS AND ASSASSINS REJOICE! The Mayors of Assville are back and boy are they ice skating alone at Lloyd Center on a Wednesday afternoon. This week Shain and Seth go in on the delicious Kemuri Japanese Hotdogs! (@kemuri_hotdogs)

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Seth calls for bone-in hot dogs while helping Shain piece together events from a forgotten night out. Shout out to our Clapper of the Week @jamesbarelacomedy for the Kemuri recommendation and for the first time in Assville history we have an Assassin of the Week, Former Clapper of the Week, @sable_k!

Look for @sable_k on Instagram and order her pastries and dessert NOW!

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Mr. White Subaru and the NY Glizzys

Wed, 03 Feb 2021 08:09:33 GMT

CLAPPERS AND ASSASSINS REJOICE! The Mayors of Assville are back with a new soundboard that's gonna take some time to figure out! This week Shain white-knuckles through his final hours of fasting, Seth takes down a fake burger and a real New York glizzy in the same day, and a special guest Clapper pop's in on pod!

This week the guys get primal with Portland Burger Joint "Dick's Primal Burger" and CLAP UP Streaming Services! From CBS All Access to Peacock, from Netflix to HBO Max!

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Seth and Shain's 90's Playlist!

Thu, 28 Jan 2021 04:22:55 GMT

CLAPPERS AND ASSASSINS REJOICE! The Mayors of Assville are back with a THROWBACK! In this episode Seth and Shain swap and Clap 90's songs. From Wu-Tang's "Triumph" to Everclear's "Heartspark Dollar Sign", Less Than Jake's "Dopeman" to OutKast's "Elevators" throw your backpack in your room, make some pizza rolls and come watch some TRL with yer boys!

Shout out to our Clapper of the Week @sable_k!

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Bomb Chicken at JoJo's! Tiger & Tony Parker documentaries!

Wed, 20 Jan 2021 07:14:56 GMT

CLAPPERS and ASSASSINS grab some JoJo's get under this heated blanket and watch some sports documentaries with us cuz baby the Mayor's are back with another juicy one!

This week @shainbrenden and @sethhaha clap up the food truck JoJo @jojo_pdx, Seth gives his winning strategy for playing the Oregon Lottery, Shain isn't sure about where to get vegetables and talk Tiger and Tony Parker docs!

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Forest Park, Mt. Hood, and Super Deluxe!

Wed, 13 Jan 2021 07:51:08 GMT

Shain and Seth clap up hiking in Forest Park, eating thicc-ass nuggets from Portland burger joint Super Deluxe, Shain getting beat to hell trying to snowboard on Mt. Hood, sexy dude dentist, and more! Clapper and Assassins rejoice!

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STEPHON MOCSBURY

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 04:17:19 GMT

NEW YEAR NEW MOCS! Hot ep! Shain goes through hell at the car dealership and discovers what he raps for, Seth gives incorrect information about hiking, and the co-mayors HIT THE BOTTOM with an in-depth clap & review of WINGSTOP. Like, subscribe, eat ass, email assvillepod@gmail.com, follow @assvillepod, @shainbrenden, @sethbawl, @sethhaha.

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New Years Resolutions and Booty Solutions

Tue, 29 Dec 2020 20:53:43 GMT

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! 2020 has come to an end but ASSVILLE has just begun to get up in them cheeks! On the closeout episode of the year, Seth and Shain Clap & Review: New Year's Eve Parties, Blazer Fans Blasting Ropes over James Harden trade rumors, Shain giving Drake's son private laser tag lessons, New Years Resolutions, and KISSING!

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Leave us a comment and rate us on iTunes! Be good to each other and eat the butt!

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Eggnog and Thick Dogs!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 18:43:26 GMT

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ass! Ass! Ass! This week Shain and Seth gift-wrapped a thick and juicy episode for all you Clappers and Assasins out there in Assville! In this episode the Mayor's talk about St. John's post office rage, Seth blasting ropes in Salem, passive-aggressive office gifts, and CLAP up The Doghouse! IG @thedoghousepdx 5029 SE Division St, Portland OR.

Clapper of the Week: Blazers Outsider and At The Turn Podcast Host, Joe Simons! On Twitter @joesimonsays

If you want some great pastries hit up Offical Baker or Assville: Randall Lawrence on IG @randalllawrence1984 to get the same cream-filled goodness in the back of your throat!

Hope your Holidays are filled with joy, love, and cheeks!

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Love, Actually and Baes Chicken

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 22:26:44 GMT

It's been a long time (2 weeks) we shouldn't have left you, without some ass cheeks to clap to! Sorry for the delay Clappers and Assasins but we got SLAMMED with our duties and responsibilities as Mayors of Assville! This week we talk about Shain's love of the movie Love, Actually and how Seth, Shelly, Sarah, and apparently everyone else in the world thinks the movie is TRASH! The Claptastic Duo also took a trip to Sellwood to grab some fried chicken from Baes Chicken for our #Portland clap and review and Cosmo is super horny and ready to Smash some cat cheeks!

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Ball Was Life

Thu, 03 Dec 2020 00:07:37 GMT

CLAPPERS and ASSASINS REJOICE! Hope yall had a nasty SKANKSGIVING and got your turkeys STUFFED and your CHEEKS CLAPPED!!

The Co-Mayor's of Assville are back and busting December wide open! Shain opens up about being a CHUNKY DUNK while Seth reveals his successful weight loss plan, "The Millier High Life Fast."

Big Claps to Ball Was Life for the SWAG! If you live in Portland Ass head down to the shop and check out some dope vintage NBA gear, sneakers, custom fits, and all that dope shit!

BALL WAS LIFE 3405 SE Hawthorne Blvd, Portland, OR 97214

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Messy Pope!

Tue, 24 Nov 2020 11:20:06 GMT

The Co-Mayors of #Assville are back and hold on to your earholes as Seth and Shain talk, homemade Pickles, The Pope getting messy on IG with BUTTS, the NBA Draft, Seth Waiting to Exhale alone on the coast, and another hand-crafted Clapper or the Week DROP!

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Chet Hanks Can't Miss!!!

Tue, 17 Nov 2020 08:14:15 GMT

Do it with the windows WIDE OPEN! Clappers grab an Assasin and Assasins grab your Cheeks, it's another juicy episode from your favorite Co-Mayor's of Assville!

Shain and Seth are back to provide some good background noise while you're wearing your mask and standing 6-feet apart from that yuck-mouf super-spreader coughing into the atmosphere.

This episode of Assville is brought to you by Seth's neighbors continually having sex with the blinds up, Shain stealing shit from old jobs, Seth's wack-ass shoes, Chet Hanks is back at it AGAIN and a BRAND NEW CLAPPER OF THE WEEK! Come on in outta the cold and warm up here...in ASSVILLE.

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We International Babyyyy!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 05:25:47 GMT

Sorry for the delay but the Mayor's of Assville are here to save the day! The Chief Executive Clappers are back with another slap for dem cheeks! This episode was recorded back before old ASSLESS TRUMP got the boot so best believe on the next ep we will be clapping about that.

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YEEKS UNITE! WE LOVE YALL!

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Black Wives Matter

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 09:56:30 GMT

Here's the thing... Welcome back Assasins and Clappers! The Co-Mayors of #ASSVILLE are back with another episode full of claps and slaps for all to enjoy. This week is a doozy with half the pod recorded at the World Famous @thefixinto bar in beautiful Assville, while the second half of the pod is recorded in the world-famous Shain's house because @sethbawl/@sethhaha didn't plan accordingly once again.

We apologize up top for being "under the influence" for this episode as Shain played a full 18 holes of golf prior to the recording while Seth was just...Seth. In this episode, we have the Assville WORLD PREMIERE of Sarah, Shain's wife, to even out the playing field and roast Shain mercilessly in front of Seth. Hope you all enjoy, shout out to Portland and Mic Capes!

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Big Energy! Big Up Da Youth Dem!

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 07:29:43 GMT

YeeAHHHHHH! Clapper and Assasins rejoice! The Mayors of #Assville are back with another BANGER of an episode. Shain and Seth are joined by Shain's niece, Jada, to discuss how the guys can reach the youth demographic. This week is CLAPPED full of Tik Tok advice, Dutch Bro's colored straw secrets, Seth's food adventure with St. John's own BIG HOT DOG ENERGY, and JAMAICA HOUSE, and Shain slowly getting more and more smacked as the episode goes on!

#CLAPPERS! Throw yer boys 5 stars and leave us a review on iTunes! Subscribe to Assville wherever you get your podcasts!

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Carry On Wayward Seth

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 08:31:28 GMT

THE CO-MAYOR'S OF ASSVILLE ARE BACK AND THIS TIME SHAIN AND SETH GIVE THEIR CLAPS ON 711 DELICACIES, WHAT "MAKING IT RAIN" IN THE STRIP CLUB REALLY MEANS, THE BELOVED GEM OF ASSVILLE THE FIXIN TO', AND SETH'S WIFE SHELLY DROPS BY TO ROAST HER SIMPLE MINDED MAN ABOUT HIS INABILITY TO TAKE CARE OF ANYTHING BUT HIMSELF.

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Mac Daddy Seoul

Tue, 13 Oct 2020 10:29:37 GMT

This week Seth tries to explain to fellow Assvillian Shain his love for a very weird Korean drama on Netflix he's really into at the moment for some reason. Shain has gone all-in on Fleetwood Mac but is upset that Seth never told him about the dynamic band before.

We got Claps. We got Ass. We got you. Welcome to Assville.

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You Say No To Ratchet Podcasts, Juicy J Can't

Wed, 07 Oct 2020 09:22:07 GMT

What's poppin Assvillian's!? Shain and Seth get down to the stretch marks in this episode with NBA Finals "Great White Hope" Tyler Herro, the O.G. Triple O.G. Juicy J, and Damian Lillard becoming a car dealership owner in Yamhill County!

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Travis Scott Meal

Thu, 24 Sep 2020 00:03:53 GMT

In this episode of Assville, Shain and Seth take a culinary journey to one of Assville's finest dining establishments, McDonald's, to taste and review the Travis Scott Meal! Seth's neighbor can't stop having sex in front of his open windows and Shain opens up about his feelings for Drake.

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