Athletico Mince

Boiled Parsnips 53: Cupboard Dogs

Sat, 07 Mar 2026 17:32:54 GMT

Names, topics, a tale from Scotland, questions, Hodgson, Martin meets Farke, and vegetarian waiter ASMR.

(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 30/5/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince)

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Boiled Parsnips 52: Lemon Drivel

Fri, 27 Feb 2026 16:08:26 GMT

Safety first, a QR game, Crime Files, a dog-based Littlepod, a visit to an old friend, and some children's pastimes.

(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 24/4/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince)

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The Crime Files Collection Vol. 4

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 14:48:41 GMT

A compilation of tales from Neil Hunt’s nonsense pottery from February 2022 to March 2023.

(Originally released to Club Parsnips subscribers on 27th Feb 2025)

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Boiled Parsnips 51: The Power Of Nine

Thu, 11 Dec 2025 15:38:56 GMT

Numbers, Ferry, a quiz, chicken in a hot car, a pie quest, a piano engine, Crime Files, and more.

(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 8/3/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince)

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Boiled Parsnips 50: General Purpose Powder

Fri, 03 Oct 2025 16:49:01 GMT

Safety tips with Mickey, ground poppadoms, a zoo visit, a BMLC function, a quiz, and an allergies song.

(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 16/2/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince)

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The Littlewood Collection Vol. 2

Fri, 19 Sep 2025 13:36:50 GMT

Please enjoy the progress and growth of Dominic Littlewood in his appearances from May 2021 to Feb 2023.

(Originally released via Club Parsnips in January 2025 https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince)

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Boiled Parsnips 49: Missed Spoon Opportunity

Wed, 06 Aug 2025 10:21:02 GMT

Country music, gift talk, an Ally Pally visit, ding dong, a llama meeting, and some interesting topics.

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Boiled Parsnips 48: Ladder Parties

Tue, 03 Jun 2025 08:48:56 GMT

Musical fun, shunned topics, a new quiz, Peter encounters Martin, soccer secrecy, and nursery rhymes.

(Originally released via Club Parsnips in October 2024)

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The Geordie Heat Collection Vol. 3

Fri, 23 May 2025 06:00:00 GMT

A dollop of Tyne-based crime reality from between July and November of 2022

(First released to Club Parsnips members in July 2024)

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Boiled Parsnips 47: Norwegian Tasting

Fri, 02 May 2025 19:24:24 GMT

Safety, memory renewal, a quiz, Gangs of the EPL, a door, Ding Dong, and access aggravation.

(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 5/10/24 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince)

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The McClaren Collection Vol. 4

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 10:05:34 GMT

Steve and Casper’s antics and adventures (and singing) from episode 85 to 116.

(Previously issued via Club Parsnips on Patreon and Apple Subscriptions in Feb 2024)

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Boiled Parsnips 46 And A Half: Cool Petrol Guy

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 12:45:29 GMT

Parsnippers questions, quizzing, singing, that sort of thing.

(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 17/9/24 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince)

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The Beardsley Collection Vol. 5

Sat, 08 Mar 2025 11:00:00 GMT

From episodes 103-113, including Carol’s new beau, Peter listening to Talksport, and much more…

(Originally released to Club Parsnips members on 31/10/23)

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Boiled Parsnips 45: Japanese Street Food Van

Fri, 28 Feb 2025 07:00:00 GMT

A lanky song, catchphrases, Crime Files, Littlepodding, a quiz, Mick goes shopping and more format theft.

(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 1/9/24 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince)

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Boiled Parsnips 44: Fish Truthers

Tue, 28 Jan 2025 15:08:03 GMT

Safety, snake vaping, a distance quiz, a door, and a hot tub dreamer.

(Originally released to Club Parsnips members in July 2024)

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Boiled Parsnips 43: Bone On Bone

Fri, 27 Dec 2024 16:14:24 GMT

A safety rap battle, Lawro commentates, Martin visits Neil, Harry’s England gang, and a Slaughters trip.

(Released via Club Parsnips in June 2024)

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The Littlewood Collection Vol. 1

Wed, 27 Nov 2024 12:36:14 GMT

Please enjoy the progress and growth of Dom Littlewood from his appearances up to and including episode 113.

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Boiled Parsnips 42: Business Monkey

Tue, 12 Nov 2024 10:14:49 GMT

Safety with Mickey Nixon, soccer secrecy, Steve and Mark drink liquids, countryside bother, and fighting with Peter. (Rec: 28/5/24 - full version available in Club Parsnips archive)

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The Homeowner Collection Vol. 2

Fri, 27 Sep 2024 19:43:06 GMT

(Updated version with bits that were originally missing)

Here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 68 to 88… ciao bella!

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The Homeowner Collection Vol. 1

Fri, 27 Sep 2024 19:41:03 GMT

(Updated version with bits that were originally missing)

He’s not Train Guy… or is he? Judge for yourself – here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 41 to 66…

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The Martin Collection Vol. 2

Thu, 19 Sep 2024 12:44:48 GMT

Another round-up of recorded content from M-M-M-M-M-Martin from Homes Under The Hammer from the time period of February 2020 to April 2022. It’s a little bit unusual but you’ll like it

(Previously released to Club Parsnips members in July 2023)

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Ep. 125 - Mr. Parakeet

Tue, 06 Aug 2024 10:51:25 GMT

Safety first, crime on the Tyne, a Littlepod, Martin visits a darts star, and Barry C. Homeowner returns.

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Boiled Parsnips 41: No No No No No

Tue, 30 Jul 2024 06:00:42 GMT

Fish and chips, safety, a Beardsley barbecue, door opening, questions, Talksport, and a showbiz centre opportunity.

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The Geordie Heat Collection Vol. 2

Fri, 28 Jun 2024 14:28:37 GMT

A compilation of incidents of crime on the Tyne from between December 2021 and June 2022.

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Boiled Parsnips 40: Safety First

Thu, 13 Jun 2024 13:45:55 GMT

A new rapper, a job interview, a McClaren podcast, TV tennis, Geordie Heat, a row in Edinburgh, Lawro’s cheeses, and an air fryer rival.

(Released via Club Parsnips in August 2023)

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The Slaughters Collection Vol. 2

Fri, 17 May 2024 06:30:05 GMT

A compilation of Bob’s visits to spy on Adrian Lewis at the Slaughters restaurant from Parsnips 5 to Mince 109.

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The Beardsley Joke Collection Vol. 2

Wed, 15 May 2024 19:30:11 GMT

Short but sweet, it’s another selection from Peter’s joke book, from episodes 82 to 113… dog dirt.

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Ep. 124 - No Fighting

Tue, 30 Apr 2024 16:33:30 GMT

Young England lads on the town, Talksport, Dom, Roy, Geordie Heat, and much more…

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Boiled Parsnips 39: What Are Machines?

Thu, 21 Mar 2024 10:49:31 GMT

Kings Cross, foil, Harry’s barbecue, sleep, party foods, zombies, and more. (Released via Club Parsnips in April 2023)

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Boiled Parsnips 38: Sound Effects Extravaganza

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 12:04:45 GMT

Crisps, writing on hearts, Hunt vs Sugar, egg escape, a Pearson/McCarthy coffee shop trip, and much more. (Full version released 31/3/23)

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The McCarthy Collection Vol. 1

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 12:58:00 GMT

A collection of Mick’s visits to the studio from episode 57 to 110. (Originally released via Club Parsnips)

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Boiled Parsnips 37: Crawling Under A Horse

Fri, 12 Jan 2024 07:00:52 GMT

Historical fear, Harry’s Farm, skip talk, a door, Eddie and Amanda Baby visit the Beardsleys, and Dom pods. (Full version released 28/2/23)

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The White Harts Collection Vol. 3

Fri, 22 Dec 2023 16:29:24 GMT

A compilation of the antics of Harry Kane and his pals from episode 68 to 93. (Originally released via Club Parsnips)

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Boiled Parsnips 36: Mr Sting’s Unexploded Bomb

Fri, 08 Dec 2023 15:19:09 GMT

Fancy trousers, hose connectors, a happy song, a Rubik’s cube, custard, and so much more. (Rec: 30/1/23)

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The Dyche Collection Vol. 2

Fri, 24 Nov 2023 17:01:50 GMT

A compilation of Sean Dyche’s motivational WAVs from episode 106 until September 2022. (Originally released via Club Parsnips)

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Boiled Parsnips 35: Fingers Of Richmond

Thu, 02 Nov 2023 11:34:22 GMT

Doctor tactics, slipper chat, ray gun repair, a Dyche WAV, regal scatter cushions, Peter’s 2022 Christmas message, and more. (Rec: 20/12/22)

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The Crime Files Collection Vol. 3

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 15:02:52 GMT

Here's a compilation of some Crime Files stories, from episodes 105 to 117. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... (Released 30/7/22)

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Boiled Parsnips 34: Wheat Special

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 16:12:25 GMT

Football, aftershave, driveways, telly, cream, Tyne crime, Dom, the EFT gang, and soap. (Rec: 29/11/22)

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The Beardsley Collection Vol. 4

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 14:21:25 GMT

From episodes 91-103, Peter and Carol receive a visitor, we learn about their wedding day, legal issues, a shopping trip and more… (first issued to Club Parsnips members in May 2022)

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Boiled Parsnips 33: Norwegian Jumper Hunt

Mon, 14 Aug 2023 09:00:21 GMT

A country music remix, a lunch club update, a showbiz centre visit, resin bonded driveways, air frying, gut health, and nonsense pottery. (Rec: 27/10/22)

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Boiled Parsnips 32: Goodbye Fun Conifer

Mon, 31 Jul 2023 09:44:13 GMT

Categorised items, Peter’s van, anti-woke Lawro, test drives, Geordie Heat, telly pitches, and more. (26/9/22)

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The Talksport Collection Vol. 1

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 12:20:21 GMT

A compilation of tapes, mp3s and WAVs acquired by Bob between August 2019 and August 2021. (Rec: 21/3/22)

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Boiled Parsnips 31: Buttered Crackers

Fri, 23 Jun 2023 12:00:52 GMT

A stamping duck, a scary camping trip, Geordie Heat, a Littlepod, a listen to Talksport, and much more. (Rec: 30/8/22)

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The Geordie Heat Collection Vol. 1

Fri, 09 Jun 2023 15:00:00 GMT

A compilation of episodes featuring crime on the Tyne… (first released to Club Parsnips members in Feb 2022)

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The Hodgson Collection Vol. 2

Sun, 28 May 2023 17:00:43 GMT

To celebrate his return to management, here’s a round-up of Roy’s appearances from Mince 86 all the way to Parsnips 19.

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Boiled Parsnips 30: Amanda Baby

Thu, 18 May 2023 13:01:01 GMT

Fresh blood for Geordie Heat, pre-season Lawro, a distance quiz, hot Scholes, Steve and Casper at home, and a Milky call. (Rec: 20/7/22)

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Ep. 123 - Gateshead Revolution

Mon, 01 May 2023 16:08:37 GMT

An emotional hotel, machine talk, Mr Sting’s Alexa problem, treadmill friction, Cliff’s croissants, and some Littlepodding.

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The Homeowner Collection Vol. 2

Fri, 28 Apr 2023 12:30:08 GMT

Here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 42 to 68… ciao bella!

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Ep 122 - New Ray Gun

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 18:38:39 GMT

Plasterboard fixings, Geordie Heat, Roy returns, Martin visits a mouse, a showbiz centre call, the shipping forecast, and a Scottish Tale.

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Boiled Parsnips 29: Make Time For Lemon Curd

Fri, 31 Mar 2023 15:55:30 GMT

Country music, run flat tyres, Lord Bamford, Lawro at Wimbledon, the BMLC, and Martin visits Roy. (Rec: 28/6/22)

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Boiled Parsnips 28: Great Big Super Onions

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 06:00:01 GMT

A country song, some nonsense pottery, a call to the showbiz centre, Lawro commentates, and Mr Sting visits the Beardsleys. (Rec: 31/5/22)

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The White Harts Collection Vol. 2

Wed, 15 Feb 2023 11:12:32 GMT

A compilation of Bob’s reports on the Spurs gang’s activities from episodes 50 to 64. (Rel: 19/10/21)

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Boiled Parsnips 27: Dyche’s Farewell

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 17:16:30 GMT

Bob plays his cards right, topical comedy, a new Geordie Heat boss, Adrian joins in the ASMR, Martin visits Steve, and a snooker visit. (Rec: 30/4/22)

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The Observational Comedy Collection Vol. 1

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 14:05:04 GMT

Some high quality observing and remembering from episodes 15-31. (Rec: 31/8/21)

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The Martin Collection Vol. 1

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 14:02:24 GMT

Here’s a compilation of appearances by M-M-M-M-M-Martin from Homes Under The Hammer, from episodes 81 to 94. (Rec: 24/6/21)

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Boiled Parsnips 26: Flat Hand!

Fri, 30 Dec 2022 16:51:15 GMT

A tale from the island, Eddie visits Peter, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns, waiter ASMR, and Martin calls on Mr Sting. (Rec: 31/3/22)

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Boiled Parsnips 25: Over To Stockley Park

Thu, 01 Dec 2022 14:29:23 GMT

Mark Hughes updates the BMLC, a farming quiz, Lawro in Venezuela, Howe visits Hunt, and Dom’s fog egg. (Rec: 28/2/22)

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Boiled Parsnips 24: Chance In A Million

Fri, 28 Oct 2022 19:04:31 GMT

A tip upgrade, Geordie Heat, Martin’s new sidekick, waiter ASMR, and some unidents. (Rec: 28/1/22)

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Boiled Parsnips 23: Booster Boy

Fri, 23 Sep 2022 19:53:57 GMT

A Hot Derek manager interception, festive Omsk, Martin visits Talksport, a quiz, unidents and more. (Rec: 26/11/21)

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Ep 121 - Jackets and Bitcoin

Mon, 05 Sep 2022 17:48:44 GMT

Chocolate, country, group names, McCarthy v Pearson, mammals, Geordie Heat, a showbiz centre call, and Talksport.

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Boiled Parsnips 22: Custard Beats Everything

Fri, 19 Aug 2022 13:17:53 GMT

A chucked tin of peaches, Mark visits Peter, watching a fire, socks, East Or West, and lots more. (Rec: 28/10/21)

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Boiled Parsnips 21: Sunderland Funeral Buffet

Fri, 29 Jul 2022 11:00:45 GMT

A bit that might not have worked, unidents, Dom, Mr Sting’s graffiti, Adrian’s birthday, and pain relief. (Rec: 19/9/21)

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The Crime Files Collection Vol. 2

Mon, 11 Jul 2022 15:57:36 GMT

Here's a compilation of some Crime Files stories, from episode 91 to 102. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

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Boiled Parsnips 20: Bob’s Bed Bees

Fri, 24 Jun 2022 12:35:14 GMT

A lockdown poem, a Warhammer quiz, a Talksport tape, ‘Cash or Cheque’, a Slaughters/Hunt encounter, and the perfect unident? (Rec: 30/8/21)

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Ep. 120 - Cowboy Special

Thu, 16 Jun 2022 13:36:17 GMT

Some country music, a vague levy, a new Phil Jones trailer, a card game, Geordie Heat, and more.

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The McClaren Collection Vol. 3

Fri, 27 May 2022 09:35:13 GMT

Here’s more of Steve and Casper’s crazy antics from episode 45 to 83…

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Boiled Parsnips 19: Curry Emergency

Thu, 12 May 2022 09:16:12 GMT

Peter’s rap, Geordie Heat, unidents, Steve and Wade, Dom’s beautiful song, and more. (Rec: 30/7/21)

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Boiled Parsnips 18: Egg Poultice

Tue, 12 Apr 2022 14:34:15 GMT

Lockdown Gary, England camp spying, a Beardsley update, and Lawro’s shapes. (Rec: 28/6/21)

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The Beardsley Collection Vol. 3

Fri, 25 Mar 2022 16:58:03 GMT

From episodes 75-88. A visit from Mark, how the Beardsley’s met, a visit to Carol’s sister, a trip to hospital, the gas man cometh, and more.

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Boiled Parsnips 17: Sting’s Missing Vest

Tue, 15 Mar 2022 09:39:48 GMT

Lockdown poetry, Ron Craggs’ camper van, Geordie Heat, Roy plans his future, the podcast becomes fully vaxxed, and we rate your unidents. (Rec: 31/5/21)

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Ep. 119 - The Lip Of The Skip At The Tip

Fri, 18 Feb 2022 16:19:57 GMT

The A19, John Cooper Sunderland, Geordie Heat, Lawro in Venezuela, and Debbie leaves the White Harts.

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Boiled Parsnips 16: Never Drink Nuts

Fri, 11 Feb 2022 16:55:40 GMT

The EPL captains meeting, a waterworks mantra, clown car repair, and your unidents assessed. (Rec: 29/4/21)

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Boiled Parsnips 15: Alien Confrontation

Tue, 25 Jan 2022 10:28:22 GMT

A Homeowner brag, wingspan, a possible butterfly unident, more Geordie Heat, and Scholes confusion. (Rec: 29/3/21)

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The Dyche Collection Vol. 1

Fri, 07 Jan 2022 11:11:49 GMT

A compilation of Sean Dyche’s contributions up to and including episode 97.

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Ep. 118 - Fancy Bubble Helmets

Sat, 01 Jan 2022 10:00:00 GMT

Geordie Heat, Lawro, Eddie visits Steve, Mick and Santa, Dom, and more.

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Boiled Parsnips 14: Car Door Soup

Fri, 17 Dec 2021 16:55:53 GMT

Neil Hunt goes to war with a Christmas market, we get some festive WAVs and mp3s from some popular characters, and Dom returns with a Yuletide game. (Rec: 12/12/19)

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Ep. 117 - A Very Wide Choir

Fri, 10 Dec 2021 16:36:00 GMT

A Hot Derek, a poem, Slaughters, a gift guide, Scholes, Crime Files, Beatles chat, and more.

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Boiled Parsnips 13: Casper’s Vaccination

Thu, 18 Nov 2021 17:30:57 GMT

Mick’s furnace, dead hand cheese, Roy’s contract plans, bacteria, giant problems, and more. (Rec: 27/2/21)

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Boiled Parsnips 12: Hell Prawns

Fri, 29 Oct 2021 19:04:37 GMT

Tinned meat, Klopp v Dyche, influencing, a row at the Beardsley’s and more. (Rec: 29/10/21)

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Ep. 116 - Woodland Lute Ordeal

Thu, 16 Sep 2021 14:09:00 GMT

A turkey stew, Geordie Heat, smoke, Steve and Casper sing, medal woe, and Martin visits the Beardsleys.

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The South African Collection Vol. 2

Tue, 31 Aug 2021 16:45:01 GMT

A wide range of terrifying South African experiences from episodes 57 to 87.

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Boiled Parsnips 11: The Mick Peacock Touch

Fri, 20 Aug 2021 16:21:39 GMT

A diverted journey, golden hornets, wrestlers, Steve and Casper, the DomPod, and rumours.

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Ep. 115 - Ron Craggs Fruit Reaction

Sat, 14 Aug 2021 11:23:57 GMT

Peter raps again, a smoke game, Harry considers his future, Lawro’s transports, and observation comedy returns.

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Boiled Parsnips 10: Chest Sausage

Fri, 23 Jul 2021 16:49:44 GMT

Peter listens to Talksport, Bob visits Teesside, plus an energy beast, your questions, a quiz and more. (Rec: 31/10/20)

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The Alderman Collection Vol. 2

Mon, 19 Jul 2021 18:28:22 GMT

A round-up of Bob’s various encounters with the Alderman and his gang from episode 32 to 51.

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The Hodgson Collection Vol. 1

Fri, 25 Jun 2021 17:35:57 GMT

A compilation of Roy Hodgson's visits to see us from episode 70 to 85...

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Boiled Parsnips 9: Bristle Situation

Fri, 11 Jun 2021 16:19:14 GMT

Steve and Casper visit Asda, the White Harts clean their teeth, Lawro is in the bedroom, and we answer some of your questions. (Rec: Sep 2020)

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Ep. 114 - Laughter Feels Good

Tue, 01 Jun 2021 14:22:19 GMT

An emergency BMLC meeting, Mick at the chippy, Lawro’s pasta, the White Harts convene, a DomPod, and Adrian Lewis rates his takeaway.

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Boiled Parsnips 8: Box B

Mon, 10 May 2021 08:09:21 GMT

Lockdown poetry, hairstyles, Slaughters Zoom, Nigel Pearson, Mrs Beardsley’s new beau, and more. (Rec: May 2020)

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The McClaren Collection Vol. 2

Fri, 30 Apr 2021 18:23:24 GMT

Here’s the further adventures of Steve and Casper from episode 24 to 43…

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Ep. 113 - Background Cat

Fri, 16 Apr 2021 16:00:00 GMT

A footballer’s home, a Warhammer quiz, fresh Geordie Heat, more DomPod alien talk, some Peter and lots more.

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The White Harts Collection Vol.1

Wed, 31 Mar 2021 07:49:50 GMT

A compilation of Bob’s reports on the Spurs gang’s activities from episodes 29 to 49.

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Ep. 112 - Geordie Heat

Tue, 23 Mar 2021 11:23:20 GMT

A new police show, Lawro’s boxes, moths, an audiobook studio experience, a call from Slaughters and a Scottish tale.

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Boiled Parsnips 7: Seabass The Lion

Thu, 11 Mar 2021 15:54:17 GMT

Some lockdown-straddling bits from Parsnips 11 & 12 - Homeowner, Pearson, quizzing, a cinema visit, Neil Hunt and the SAS, and the Slaughters delivery service.

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Ep. 111 - Brainstormer

Fri, 26 Feb 2021 15:51:59 GMT

Lockdown Gary, spying on the Leeds gang, fungalow roof woe, Crime Files, Scholes and Nigel Pearson’s Bristol plans.

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The Slaughters Collection Vol. 1

Mon, 22 Feb 2021 20:59:17 GMT

A compilation of Bob’s visits to spy on Adrian Lewis at the Slaughters restaurant from episodes 74 - 88.

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The Crime Files Collection Vol. 1

Fri, 05 Feb 2021 07:00:52 GMT

A compilation of the Crime Files stories, right from the start and up to episode 90. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

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Ep. 110 - Pedro Ken

Sat, 30 Jan 2021 17:19:34 GMT

Animal backsides, a zoom with Mick, Rooney visits Hunt, Dyche, Secret Soccer Superstar, Scholes and a bit of BMLC.

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Boiled Parsnips 6: Latvian Wood

Fri, 15 Jan 2021 20:49:28 GMT

Crime Files, dust-related grieving advice, an Alderman flashback, a trip to Slaughters and loads more. (Rec: 28/1/20)

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The Corbyn Collection Vol. 1

Fri, 01 Jan 2021 20:01:52 GMT

Here’s a compilation of Andy’s encounters with Jeremy Corbyn up to episode 65...

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The Beardsley Joke Collection Vol. 1

Mon, 28 Dec 2020 15:36:32 GMT

Some of Peter's best jokes from his joke book up to and including episode 80. There's only one Peter Beardsley...

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Ep. 109 - Fritter Killer

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 10:00:00 GMT

Beardsley, a gift quiz, Lunch Club, Lawro, Bamford, Slaughters Christmas dinner and more...

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Boiled Parsnips 5: Coat Bloke

Wed, 02 Dec 2020 07:51:47 GMT

A wav from Barry, Liam Gallagher visits Neil Hunt, Klopp raps again, Lawro's in the kitchen, and Ron Craggs is probed. (Rec: Nov 2019)

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The Beardsley Collection Vol. 2

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 11:10:01 GMT

A compilation of Peter Beardsley submissions from episodes 64 to 73. Including guest appearances from the Alderman and Nick Knowles. Dog dirt.

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Boiled Parsnips 4: Hunt vs Hodgson

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 08:10:25 GMT

Some bits from Athletico Parsnips episodes 6 and 7. Crime Files, Martin visits Peter, Lawro lists roads, Owen goes to Talksport, a Scottish tale and more. (Rec Sep/Oct 2019)

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The McClaren Collection Vol. 1

Thu, 08 Oct 2020 09:19:30 GMT

Here's the origin story of Steve, Casper and the Fat Lass, from his first Mince mention up to the kitchen drama of episode 23...

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Ep. 108 - Potatoes Are Life

Thu, 01 Oct 2020 06:00:05 GMT

A new Sunderland song, Bielsa pays a visit, Dom Littlewood launches a podcast, plus Dyche, Scholes, and dance crazes.

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Ep. 107 - Eyebrow Situation

Thu, 24 Sep 2020 15:42:00 GMT

Thick drink, coach trips, White Harts and confectionery, Crime Files, Beardsley, and Andy sings again.

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Boiled Parsnips 3: Cider Monkeys

Thu, 27 Aug 2020 14:19:46 GMT

Best bits of the fifth Athletico Parsnips… Crime Files visits Leeds, Martin visits a new home, we call into Slaughters, and answer some Parsnippers’ questions. (Recorded 19/08/2019)

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Ep. 106 - Ape in a Cage

Tue, 19 May 2020 19:25:11 GMT

Poetry, baseball mice, fights, mouth abrasion, EPL, lockdown Roy, and Dyche.

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Ep. 105 - Crying Babybel

Thu, 14 May 2020 14:15:34 GMT

Lockdown Gary, a pottery TV show, chitty chatty and big talk, Mark has a visitor, and stolen tyres.

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Boiled Parsnips 2: Leeds Wall Nightmare

Thu, 07 May 2020 18:46:23 GMT

Some bits from Athletico Parsnips 3 & 4… a message from Peter, visit pop-up Slaughters, Henderson, McClaren, a trip to Talksport, and a rundown from Lawro…

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The Scottish Collection Vol. 1

Fri, 01 May 2020 16:29:49 GMT

Here's over an hour of Bob's beautiful, tender, and death-filled Scottish tales for you...

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Ep. 104 - Infinity Rocket Plastics

Wed, 29 Apr 2020 15:18:12 GMT

A new kettle, some poetry and monkey talk, Pearson does Taken, Bob gets chitty chatty, Casper gets musical and Roy reports from his garage.

(Thanks to Club Parsnips members for agreeing to let us make this one 'public' early during the Covid-19 crisis)

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Ep. 103 - Night Remorse

Thu, 23 Apr 2020 13:15:59 GMT

Isolation poetry, baths, pre-lockdown meat feasting, Peter’s shop visit, Lawro’s online PE session, and lots more.

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Ep. 102 - Saturday Crisps

Thu, 09 Apr 2020 12:44:57 GMT

We hear from our spy in Dubai, there’s a nonsense potter stand-off, Homeowner, Omsk, a quiz and more…

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The Alderman Collection Vol. 1

Tue, 07 Apr 2020 12:38:30 GMT

A lip-smacking compilation of Alderman stories from the early years of Athletico Mince.

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Boiled Parsnips 1: Loft Dogs

Sun, 29 Mar 2020 15:29:08 GMT

Some bits from the first two Athletico Parsnips episodes from last year. Beardsley, big paella, Scottish tale, recycling, Slaughters, Barry and more.

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Ep. 101 - British Fight

Sun, 22 Mar 2020 21:17:03 GMT

A new Phil Jones trailer, an Argos encounter, some threats, a trip to the doctors and legal issues for the Beardsleys. Oh, and two fridges.

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The South Africa Collection Vol. 1

Sun, 15 Mar 2020 14:15:13 GMT

A compilation of Bob’s South Africa stories from episode 38 to 56…

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The Beardsley Collection Vol. 1

Sun, 15 Mar 2020 14:14:44 GMT

A compilation of Peter Beardsley submissions from episodes 50 to 63. Dog dirt.

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Ep. 100 - Heavy Hanky

Fri, 28 Feb 2020 17:49:15 GMT

Steve and his pals go out for a carvery, Jez finds a new job, we report from Leeds, and hear about the Beardsley’s wedding day.

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Ep.99 - Mind Soothing Unit

Sun, 09 Feb 2020 15:11:28 GMT

Penguin news, a unident, Crime Files, a Scottish tale, Martin visits Klopp, and the mangos return...

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Ep. 98 - A Song Collection Vol. 1

Tue, 31 Dec 2019 20:11:33 GMT

Fun Bus; Nut Job; Get Up On The Moon; Up Into The Business Sky; Slender People; Sex Robots; Dyche Motivation WAV; Come To Sunderland; Keeping Fit; Steve Picks The Team; Klopp Hop; Two Large Mangos; Mick's Song; Mid-Head Oxbow; Fake Tan; Oh Mister Fernandes; Sunderland Girl; I’d Give It Ten Minutes; Bread Song; Supermarket Song; Drones

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Ep. 97 - Christmas Mince Part 2

Tue, 24 Dec 2019 14:00:58 GMT

Adrian samples the Slaughters Christmas menu, Neil Hunt fends off two more customers, there’s WAVs from Dyche, Lawrenson and Omsk, Santa pops in, and we hear a festive Scottish tale.

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Ep. 96 - Christmas Mince Part 1

Mon, 23 Dec 2019 18:00:51 GMT

Christmas with the Beardsleys, a message from Barry, some relaxing sound therapy, Bob’s yuletide Sunderland song and more...

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Ep. 95 - Chicken Leg, Chicken Wing

Mon, 25 Nov 2019 15:01:51 GMT

Fresh news from the Gangs of the EPL, a Managers Lunch Club meeting, the Guru gets festive, Andy gets booted into his own car, and we receive two brand new WAVs

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Ep. 94 - The 100

Fri, 08 Nov 2019 12:51:06 GMT

Phil Jones unveils his Nutflix trailer, Martin Roberts drops in on a celebrity, Vince Parsnips returns and The Beardsleys get a visitor.

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Ep. 93 - Tuna Candle

Fri, 25 Oct 2019 13:54:57 GMT

We acquire a WAV from Jurgen Klopp, Neil Hunt faces another pottery foe, there’s trouble for the White Harts, plus Guru, cheese, poetry, petrol and more.

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Bonus Episode: The Four Four Two Interview

Sat, 19 Oct 2019 17:17:16 GMT

Back in June, we were interviewed by Steve Hill for Four Four Two magazine. Here’s the audio of the interview.

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Ep. 92 - Just Hooves

Mon, 07 Oct 2019 11:29:21 GMT

Steve and Casper visit a nonsense pottery shop, Bob goes to Slaughters, the Guru returns, there’s a quiz, Dyche guests on TalkSport, and more…

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Ep. 91 - Longy Special

Thu, 26 Sep 2019 14:44:00 GMT

Peter Beardsley returns, Neil Hunt faces a pie-eating adversary, and there’s some singing, some quizzing, and a magical gold card…

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Ep. 90 - Stan Watson's Oily Wipes

Fri, 13 Sep 2019 13:15:11 GMT

Unidents, Talksport, quizzing, corned beef on Teesside, and Neil Hunt meets the White Harts…

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Ep. 89 - The Vampire And The Potter

Thu, 29 Aug 2019 09:50:00 GMT

A look back at Deadline Day on Talksport, Roy pops in, Dom Littlewood scours Teesside, Neil Hunt faces an evil darts foe, plus Jordan, Dyche and a new hoover…

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Ep. 88 - The Gas Man Cometh

Mon, 12 Aug 2019 12:01:16 GMT

A brand new Crime File, a message from Peter, a meat quiz, Lawro’s top ten, an update from Barry, the return of a very nasty character, and lots more.

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Ep. 87 - Sunderland Smorgasbord

Thu, 01 Aug 2019 12:59:02 GMT

Steve and Casper enjoy a day out, Roy pops in, and Martin visits another footballer. Plus ants, buffets, a new Crime File and more…

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Ep. 86 - Bras For Men

Fri, 19 Jul 2019 11:28:00 GMT

The British Managers’ Lunch Club have another meeting, Andy loses his finger cymbals, Sean Dyche motivates us all further, Roy pleads for cash, and the main men from the EPL are on holiday together…

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Ep. 85 - Excellent Humour

Mon, 01 Jul 2019 09:00:42 GMT

Peter makes a hospital visit, Mark invites Steve round, we discuss biscuit etiquette, Roy launches a new game, Dyche motivates, and there’s new Crime Files…

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Ep. 84 - Private Dining Areas

Mon, 17 Jun 2019 16:05:46 GMT

All-new Crime Files, a trip to Slaughters, a pet quiz, an old friend returns, and lots lots more…

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Ep. 83 - Hats Off To Marvin Pipkin!

Fri, 31 May 2019 15:49:32 GMT

Bob’s ray gun repair update, a trip to Slaughter’s, visits from Roy and Mick, a song from Steve, and the introduction of ‘Crime Files’…

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Ep. 82 - Night Blight

Mon, 13 May 2019 13:20:24 GMT

Jordan Henderson’s home explored, Jez in the gym, Peter has a good stare, the White Harts’ half time team-talk and the British Managers Lunch Club's end-of-season awards….

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Ep. 81 - Return To The Laughter Emporium

Mon, 29 Apr 2019 11:07:37 GMT

Ian Holloway confronts Steve, Roy reveals his other obsession, there’s an electrical retail quiz, some train poetry and we explore Sean Dyche’s home.

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Ep. 80 - Mrs Beardsley’s Sister

Fri, 19 Apr 2019 12:37:49 GMT

Peter takes his wife out, Bananarama do egg-rolling, Roy takes on Susanna Reid, Bob visits Slaughter’s and we get an update from Barry…

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Ep. 79 - Another Destroy And Exit

Fri, 05 Apr 2019 13:15:07 GMT

Steve says goodbye to QPR, Bob does another stupid quiz, Paul Scholes buys a house and we meet England’s Senior Six…

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Ep. 78 - Princess The Mouse

Fri, 22 Mar 2019 16:26:05 GMT

An all-inclusive holiday probe, another visit to Slaughter’s and the story of how Peter and his wife first met…

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Ep. 77 - Doctor YouNeedSomeSeeds

Fri, 08 Mar 2019 14:15:30 GMT

We meet the Slaughter restaurant chef, Bob goes to Majorca, there’s updates from Roy and Peter and an old friend returns…

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Ep. 76 - Anti-Tremor Honk

Mon, 25 Feb 2019 06:00:05 GMT

Bob brings his honker along, Adrian takes a friend to the Slaughterhouse, Barry signs up to Linkedin, there’s a Scottish tale and visit from Roy…

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Ep. 75 - Living With A Bananarama

Fri, 01 Feb 2019 15:54:00 GMT

Mark visits Peter, Roy sends in a stick, Adrian goes to a meat festival, and there's visits from Barry and the Guru...

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Ep. 74 - Adrian Lewis Meat Feast

Fri, 11 Jan 2019 14:30:16 GMT

Another one-off quiz from Bob, bath levels, Jordan Henderson returns with a song, Roy pops in, and there's more from the White Harts, Dom and Joe Swash...

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Ep. 73 - Bob's Ray Gun

Thu, 03 Jan 2019 17:15:04 GMT

Buttresses, bikes, Beardsley, visits from Roy and Mick, and Bob's favourite Christmas present...

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Ep. 72 - Christmas Mince

Fri, 21 Dec 2018 15:31:51 GMT

Merry Christmas from Bob and Andy… and also Beardsley, Corbyn, Homeowner, Hodgson, Littlewood, British Gas and everyone else!

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Ep. 71 - Otter Otter Otter Otter!

Fri, 07 Dec 2018 16:15:18 GMT

The British Managers' Lunch Club Christmas meeting, more Warhammer chat from Roy, a message from Harry Kane, plus The Guru and a Beardsley update...

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Ep. 70 - Warhammer

Fri, 23 Nov 2018 16:30:30 GMT

Roy Hodgson pops in for a chat, there’s a fish quiz, updates from Beardsley, the guru and Homeowner, a Scottish song and lots more…

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Reheated Mince Vol. 5

Fri, 09 Nov 2018 10:33:05 GMT

Some nice stuff from the middle of 2017. The White Harts go on holiday, there’s some number awareness, the Barry/Landlord split, a bit of Vince, a bit of Morrissey, South Africa and a poignant duet…

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Reheated Mince Vol. 4

Fri, 26 Oct 2018 11:00:54 GMT

As Bob recovers from a mild riverbank pratfall, here's yet another selection of some of our favourite bits from the past. D'yer remember, etc etc etc...

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Reheated Mince Vol. 3

Thu, 11 Oct 2018 06:00:58 GMT

Bob’s still off fishing so here’s some nice bits from episodes 26-35… including Lawro, McClaren, Secret Soccer Superstar, the Alderman, a Scottish tale and more...

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Reheated Mince Vol. 2

Tue, 02 Oct 2018 05:30:46 GMT

Some nice bits from episodes 16-25, including Steve's mercy dash with Casper, Mark's short-lived pest control career, and an encounter with Corbyn that ends in heartache for Bob...

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Reheated Mince Vol. 1

Fri, 21 Sep 2018 19:30:16 GMT

While Bob’s away fishing, we thought we’d put out a compilation of some of our favourite bits from the earliest episodes of the podcast. This one includes jambon, Susanna Hoffs, the reverse toiletand a brief mention of a now-much-loved character…

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Ep. 69 - Six More Fish

Fri, 07 Sep 2018 14:00:50 GMT

Jordan Henderson gives us a song, the guru drops in again, we enjoy a bread quiz and Peter Beardsley meets Nick Knowles.

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Ep. 68 - Fun and Laughter

Fri, 24 Aug 2018 13:45:15 GMT

Steve McClaren’s QPR destroy and exit takes shape, Debbie Ali’s new eye thing is explained, a guru drops in, there’s a Barry Homeowner update and some more Fake or Legit…

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Ep. 67 - Garden Centre Special

Fri, 10 Aug 2018 06:00:00 GMT

Due to overwhelming demand, it's the GARDEN CENTRE SPECIAL, with horticultural retail input from Mince regulars – and Bob bravely recalls a chilling encounter in Homebase…

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Ep. 66 - Catering Bacon

Fri, 03 Aug 2018 14:10:00 GMT

It’s a welcome return for the landlord AND Barry Homeowner, Mick McCarthy brings his dog in, we find out what’s inside the drawer, Andy tries to find out more about the showbiz centre while Bob teaches him some Beardsley…

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Ep. 65 - Like A Chicken Wing

Fri, 20 Jul 2018 12:45:49 GMT

Including a revolutionary, world-changing pan-based business idea, Corbyn raining on Andy’s multi-wash and Peter Beardsley, the Alderman and a psychotic South African chef all convening at the same function.

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Ep. 64 - Briefcase Droppings

Fri, 13 Jul 2018 14:05:00 GMT

Bob's vacuuming heartache, a look back at happier times for the England squad, Mark Lawrenson reports from Russia, and we hear from Peter Beardsley and Dominic Littlewood as well as some other stuff and that.

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Ep. 63 - Nut Quiz

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 14:40:00 GMT

Mark Lawrenson reports from Russia, Peter Beardsley provides a life update, there's drama from the England World Cup camp and Andy sings about artisan bread. Oh, and there's a nut quiz, obviously.

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Ep. 62 - Specific Beef

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 12:38:43 GMT

Ruminations on carvery portions and hair transplants, some observational comedy from Mick McCarthy, more revelations from England's World Cup camp and a return to management for Steve McClaren...

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Ep. 61 - No Jukebox!

Fri, 01 Jun 2018 15:34:51 GMT

Some insight into the pumice stone, an update from Peter Beardsley, a report from England's training camp, more Fake Or Legit, what happens when you touch an electric bear, and loads more...

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Ep. 60 - I Don't Want A Cot

Fri, 11 May 2018 09:40:52 GMT

A Manchester gang showdown, some hot pudding chat, Andy's encounter with a bearded man at a petrol station, and Mick McCarthy joins us with a song...

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Ep. 59 - The History of Whistles

Fri, 04 May 2018 15:12:04 GMT

Whistles, Steve Wright’s boot, Beardsley, eggs, BT, TV chat and Adam Lilliana visits South Africa.

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Ep. 58 - Honk the Conch

Fri, 20 Apr 2018 14:38:00 GMT

Mick McCarthy joins us again, Bob gets beaten up off a child in Leeds, Barry Homeowner pops in, there’s an update from Peter Beardsley, some pie availability chat and Dom Littlewood is back with an expanded Who’s The Prick…

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Ep. 57 - Ping Ping!

Fri, 13 Apr 2018 14:24:01 GMT

We meet Mick McCarthy, receive a new message from Peter Beardsley, wonder about Squeeze and their junction, hear from Harry Kane, endure Andy's catchphrase comedy, return to the world of Mark Lawrenson and enjoy another song about Sunderland... as well as some other stuff

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Ep. 56 - World King Fighter

Thu, 29 Mar 2018 15:50:50 GMT

An update from Peter, an interview with Barry, another trip to South Africa, a couple of songs, Acker Bilk's hat, an international EPL trip and some other stuff...

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Ep. 55 - Mouse on the Bonnet

Wed, 21 Mar 2018 17:40:39 GMT

Another trip to the British Manager's Club, a Sunderland Tourist Board anthem, Dom Littlewood's highly acclaimed 'Who's The Prick?' game, Acker Bilk, a two-stroke ambulance, Peter Beardsley, a Scottish tale and more of the usual stuff.

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Ep. 54 - Crunch Crunch Ooops

Mon, 19 Feb 2018 00:01:00 GMT

German shampoo, vending machines, Harry Kane goes up against the Klopp Tops, Dom Littlewood hosts a brand new quiz, an update from Peter Beardsley and loads more...

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Ep. 53 - Long Legs, Short Bodies

Thu, 25 Jan 2018 13:37:26 GMT

A big meeting of the Gangs of the EPL, more Fake or Legit, Peter Beardsley reacts to recent events and loads more...

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Ep. 52 - Three Foot Christmas Tree

Fri, 22 Dec 2017 10:35:55 GMT

We've got car-scrapping chat, a look in on the British Managers Club, Lenny Biscuits visits Argos, Barry Homeowner sings his CV and there's an update from Peter Beardsley…

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Ep. 51 - Black Pudding To The Rescue

Fri, 01 Dec 2017 17:18:00 GMT

Loads of stuff in this comeback episode - EPL, Fake or Legit, South Africa, Alderman, Lenny Biscuits and more, more, more...

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Ep. 50 - The Guy Rowland Salvage Job

Mon, 25 Sep 2017 11:05:18 GMT

This episode was almost destroyed by microphone-knack during its recording and only exists thanks to the painstaking sound restoration work of Guy Rowland. If you encounter him in real life, give him a little kiss from us. Or thank him on Twitter at @guyrowlanduk.

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Ep. 49 - Rafa and the Spherical Lump

Fri, 25 Aug 2017 17:13:45 GMT

The White Harts head to the Toon, Barry Homeowner sings for us, Bob has another frustrating cinema visit and some other stuff happens.

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Ep. 48 - Milk's Off!

Fri, 11 Aug 2017 13:45:43 GMT

An upsetting cinema visit, a kidnap, the kiss of life, some chocolate bar bother, the return of Vince Parsnips and much more...

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Ep. 47 - Lawrissey's Ironmongers

Sat, 29 Jul 2017 14:14:12 GMT

Lawro and Morrissey team up with a new business, the Liverpool gang share some grooming tips, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns and Bob spies on Pierce Morgan again...

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Ep. 46 - Democracy In A Capsule

Fri, 14 Jul 2017 15:32:18 GMT

More EPL holiday fun, Pierce Morgan meets Alan Brazil on a train, Bob has another crack at the South African tale, and we end with a beautiful duet...

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Ep. 45 - Yes Please!

Sat, 01 Jul 2017 14:40:40 GMT

We're BACK with a bumper hour-long episode - and there's more stuff in it than we could possibly list here. Enjoy...

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Ep. 44 - Dinner With Morrissey

Fri, 12 May 2017 14:00:03 GMT

Bob talks about dining with superstars, there's a Man United gang update, Barry Homeowner calls round, and Andy tries to get Bob to invest in a chesty health product.

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Ep. 43 - New Potato Season

Fri, 05 May 2017 13:56:20 GMT

Updates from Steve and Casper, the Boro gang, Barry Homeowner and much, much more...

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Ep. 42 – Ding Dong, Landlord Here

Fri, 28 Apr 2017 14:46:04 GMT

Fresh tales of the Alderman and the Man United gang, a flurry of songs, and more from Barry Homeowner.

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Ep. 41 - Meet Barry Homeowner

Fri, 24 Feb 2017 14:43:39 GMT

A new episode of Vince Parsnips' observational sitcom, another trip to South Africa, some TV show ideas, and a marital crisis for Lawro.

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Ep. 40 - Hello, Is It Three You're Cooking For?

Fri, 17 Feb 2017 18:40:04 GMT

More from the unruly mangos, the Boro gang arrive, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns, and there's an exciting announcement...

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Ep. 39 - Instanbul

Fri, 10 Feb 2017 13:16:34 GMT

More Manchester United gang activity, Christmas tree cage fighting, an agnostic ballad and another run-in with a South African maniac...

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Ep. 38 - Zlatan Versus Roody Toody

Fri, 03 Feb 2017 14:48:25 GMT

Fake news, a shoulder injury origin story, some robot war, and the end of the road for a much-loved character...

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Ep. 37 - Christmas Mince... Part Two

Sat, 31 Dec 2016 19:47:06 GMT

The second half of our Christmas offering, with Steve & Casper, the Alderman, Corbyn, some tit and heart chat, and ambitions for 2017.

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Ep. 36 - A Christmas Gift To You

Sun, 25 Dec 2016 00:00:00 GMT

Here's a collection of the very best songs from 2016's episodes. 24 hot hits - everything from Little Mouse to the Scottish dirges. Merry Christmas from Bob and Andy!

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Ep. 35 - Christmas Mince... Part One

Fri, 23 Dec 2016 14:22:53 GMT

The first half of our Christmas offering, with Lawro & Robson, Gangs of the EPL, observational comedy, the Secret Soccer Superstar and a Scottish song. Part two... soon...

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Ep. 34 - Enter The Borthwick

Fri, 25 Nov 2016 14:22:59 GMT

Supermarket dash chat, Lawro’s embarrassing ants, more EPL gang action and a tale of marital woe from a remote Scottish island.

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Ep. 33 - Steve's Restaurant Showdown

Fri, 18 Nov 2016 17:27:26 GMT

McClaren meets up with the fat lass, an observational sitcom is launched and there's a shocking turn of events on the Spurs gang scene.

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Ep. 32 – The Alderman and the Apricot

Fri, 04 Nov 2016 16:00:50 GMT

Jezza and Bill do some colouring-in, there’s a Gangs of the EPL update and Bob gets a sexy visitor.

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Ep. 31 - Cuban Chicken Collective

Fri, 28 Oct 2016 21:42:08 GMT

A restaurant run-in with Corbyn, Bob goes up the Arsenal, we find out what’s the best chop, and there’s a brand new Scottish song too.

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Ep. 30 – My Mantelpiece Is Marble

Fri, 14 Oct 2016 20:24:55 GMT

A Casper kidnap update, Corbyn’s Chadwick boasts, Bob’s latest showdown with the Spurs gangs, and skips for teens.

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Ep. 29 - Sigh by Romany Distance

Thu, 06 Oct 2016 12:51:16 GMT

Lawro's dinner party goes with a bang, the Spurs squad gang culture, a new Greg(g) Wallace song and Steve McClaren's brand new nemesis.

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Ep. 28 - Stop The Clock, Ernie!

Thu, 29 Sep 2016 13:43:32 GMT

A couple of new catchphrases, Robson & Lawro try to get to close to Rafa again, tit crickets and some escalator memories.

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Ep. 27 – Extreme Bangers

Fri, 23 Sep 2016 08:34:28 GMT

A trip to Penrith with Lawro and Robson, drama at Steve’s house and we meet the Secret Soccer Superstar.

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Ep. 26 - Two Whole Roast Crabs

Tue, 13 Sep 2016 20:53:23 GMT

Mark Lawrenson and Robson Greene go fishing, pasta comedy, Madcap Crazy Wacky Willy Club and a Casper update.

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Ep. 25 - Inspiration, Sophistication, Integrity and Style

Thu, 25 Aug 2016 10:16:08 GMT

Mark Lawrenson’s pest control exploits, some carvery analysis, the latest Casper news and a strange visit to a Jeremy Corbyn rally…

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Ep. 24 - Clown Car Mercy Dash

Fri, 19 Aug 2016 14:50:57 GMT

A Casper update, some pocket money chat, a racist ping pong ball act and a preview of a Gregg Wallace musical.

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Ep. 23 - RIP Kenny Pepper

Fri, 12 Aug 2016 12:15:09 GMT

An encounter with Jeremy Corbyn, funeral-based homoeroticism and elephant-racing in this week’s episode of the UK’s top gas-powered podcast.

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Ep. 22 - Chadwick Contest

Thu, 04 Aug 2016 10:44:29 GMT

Bob and Andy compare the weight of their chadwicks, there's a report from a charity football match, some mild caravan chat and we learn about the 'half rush'.

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Ep. 21 - An Airborne Kissing Mix-Up

Thu, 28 Jul 2016 22:30:18 GMT

A £21m bell, Steve McClaren's special visitor, chadwick-weighing and a revelation about Bob's ice rink.

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Ep. 20 - Consumer Special

Thu, 21 Jul 2016 11:39:30 GMT

Bob and Andy answer listeners' consumer queries, plus air-fryer sock-drying, Steve McClaren goes on holiday and the Alderman has a kissing rival.

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Ep. 19 - Shopping List Special

Thu, 14 Jul 2016 14:51:35 GMT

Bob and Andy forensically study each other's shopping lists, the Alderman takes Bob for a ride and there's more observational comedy.

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Ep. 18 - Kiss The Buckle

Fri, 08 Jul 2016 14:24:46 GMT

The Alderman gets a new belt, Andy gets some dubious legal advice, Steve and Roy are on the decks and there's some red hot grouting chat.

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Ep. 17 - Steve's Stinking Dishcloth

Wed, 29 Jun 2016 12:34:28 GMT

McClaren and Hodgson’s beans on toast supper, a mink onesie, a game of London Tig and an upbeat party song.

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Ep.16 - The Alderman's Toffee

Wed, 22 Jun 2016 14:20:56 GMT

More observation comedy, the snake goes to the supermarket, ladder chat and poorly slave disposal.

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Ep.15 - My Jambon Hell

Wed, 15 Jun 2016 10:33:58 GMT

Observation comedy from Bob’s Marseille hotel room, McClaren’s sunbathing woes, a charity do with the Alderman and loads and loads and loads of ham.

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Ep.14 - The Susanna Hoffs Motorbike Incident

Wed, 08 Jun 2016 10:01:45 GMT

Jamie Vardy’s massive piggy bank, a Tabitha Huntley Mystery teaser, Steve McClaren's night out at the theatre and more revelations about Bob’s relationship with the dirty alderman.

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Ep.13 - BobFest Revealed

Tue, 31 May 2016 15:01:42 GMT

Reaction to Top Gear, a canned chicken, a song that isn’t even new, socks, and some genuine listener feedback.

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Ep.12 - Bob's Crime Club

Tue, 24 May 2016 19:12:09 GMT

Knacking, a horse-related low, Robbie Savage’s home interiors and the horrors of blind servant abuse.

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Ep.11 - Tom Jones’s Gold Extravagance

Tue, 17 May 2016 16:04:34 GMT

Kitchen tap tips, Steve McClaren’s snake, autopsy etiquette, a recipe, and a song about ‘Yellow Sticker Hour’ up the Asda.

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Ep.10 - Return of the Buttered Weetabix

Tue, 10 May 2016 19:13:47 GMT

Fishing with a slipper, memory foam, Leicester, Bob's servant confession and a song about Didier Drogba.

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Ep.9 - Mashed Potato Fireworks

Tue, 03 May 2016 16:12:45 GMT

Steve McClaren’s birthday, a ruthless assessment of Chris Evans, a story about when Bob got shot and another song.

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Ep.8 - Mickey Drink Retrieves The Keys

Tue, 26 Apr 2016 16:12:47 GMT

Heart tips, drinking Dolmio in the cinema, Steve McClaren’s nasal hair, Andy’s fungalow, Bob’s millionaire lifestyle and a lovely song about a bird.

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Ep.7 - Bonus Mince: Bob's Garden

Mon, 18 Apr 2016 07:20:28 GMT

Slightly shorter than usual, an episode recorded next to Bob's water feature and definitely not done on Facetime or anything.

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Ep.6 - World’s Biggest Poppadom

Tue, 12 Apr 2016 16:13:35 GMT

Bob’s new shoes, stolen Frosties, Louis van Gaal’s sanity, beanies, Leighton Baines’ shorts swap and a free transfer to Geordie Shore.

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Ep.5 - Napoleon’s Bed

Tue, 05 Apr 2016 16:10:41 GMT

Fun camping games, Janet Jackson, dry rising outlets, custard-filled balls, and a minimum of 8% football.

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Ep.4 - Football Reinvented

Thu, 31 Mar 2016 16:15:42 GMT

Lifting up celebrities, mints, footballers’ houses, and some domestic appliance purchase advice.

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Ep.3 - Chickens

Tue, 22 Mar 2016 17:06:32 GMT

Foam products, ocelots, a catchphrase origin tale, the Gambian D-League, but mainly chickens. Chickens.

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Ep.2 - The Reverse Toilet

Tue, 15 Mar 2016 17:45:45 GMT

A lavatory revolution, denim, memorabilia, tractors (again) and much more...

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Ep.1 - The Power Of Gentleness

Tue, 08 Mar 2016 17:59:48 GMT

Gentle managers, unofficial tractors, cheap lobster and black dogs are covered in the first episode of this football podcast with Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson. Bob and Andy suggest you probably start on episode 8, once they'd got the hang of this podcast thing.

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