Awesome Today

We hope you had a good holiday! And just in time to kick-off September New Year, we've got a conversation that is definitely not sponsored by Pepto Bismol.

Today, Explained: Minion Jesus

Good Energy, Dr.Casey Means

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Just a sprinkling of dystopia

Mon, 26 Aug 2024 06:00:17 GMT

We're back in the saddle, folks! And the only excuse Meg can muster for unleashing her southern Oklahoma accent in this conversation is the healthy pour of white wine she had at dinner. Enjoy.

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Schoolyard fads of yesteryear

Mon, 12 Aug 2024 10:48:05 GMT

First days of school making us nostalgic! Those days were a lot easier than any day you have to call a tow truck, amirite?

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Letters from Camp Covid

Mon, 05 Aug 2024 06:00:12 GMT

We've got Covid, yes we do! We've got Covid, how 'bout you?!

Oh look, an actual note for the show notes!

Tomato soup and grilled cheese from Not Another Cooking Show

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Hey Google, what is a group of squirrels called

Mon, 22 Jul 2024 06:00:25 GMT

Re-igniting old passions with our old pal Weber (plus the big Kyle Q&A)

Come talk in Awesome Today, fam!

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Unraveling the mysteries of Meg

Mon, 15 Jul 2024 06:40:50 GMT

Yell at YOUR answers as you go!

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Pigs, poop, puppets

Mon, 08 Jul 2024 06:00:06 GMT

It's all right there in the title. Breakfast at your own risk.

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If he would have had panties, he would have thrown them

Mon, 01 Jul 2024 06:00:47 GMT

Annnndddd, we're back! Last week was a rare off-week but things are back on track to start the second half of 2024 together with you, the Awesome Today fam!

Mentioned:

The Bear

Zach Bryan

Orlando Ampitheater

Very out-there podcast interview that Meg almost didn't mention but here it is

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Welcome to the sunhole!

Mon, 10 Jun 2024 06:00:25 GMT

We promise you that we'll never be influenced by wellness influencers!

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And a magnet suit for Father's Day

Mon, 03 Jun 2024 06:06:46 GMT

Sometimes you feast, and sometimes you have chili dogs!

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I like how you'll just wear anything

Mon, 27 May 2024 04:02:22 GMT

And that's on HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY, ALL!

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Meet me at Chi-Chi's

Mon, 20 May 2024 06:00:51 GMT

Lots of nostalgia for pool snacks and chain restaurant Tex-Mex (amongst other things)

Fave beach gear so far:

beach blanket

backpack cooler

Tommy Bahama beach chair

Turkish cotton beach towel

Beach umbrella

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Happy Mother's Snake?

Mon, 13 May 2024 06:01:44 GMT

It was always going to be not if, but when ...

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It actually wasn't the alternator

Mon, 06 May 2024 06:00:41 GMT

Alternate episode titles:

Meg's misadventures in moving

Meg is a dumb bunny

Meg forgot how sunscreen works

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And it was the Yeti all along

Mon, 29 Apr 2024 04:24:58 GMT

We watched some shows, we praised Austin Post, but mostly, we packed!

Kyle's favorite

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Only one of us is processing TTPD

Mon, 22 Apr 2024 06:00:39 GMT

Big changes are afoot at the Circle K (only people of a certain age know that).

Meg's new Dr. Scholl's:

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You know what they say about the fine-haired ones

Mon, 15 Apr 2024 06:00:52 GMT

It's really all about the tacos this week. They are the stars.

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ArnieTex on TikTok

Tacos de papa

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Our most cursed episode yet (happy eclipse!)

Mon, 08 Apr 2024 04:28:31 GMT

We are being so for real right now, this episode was cursed from start to finish. Let's blame it on the sun.

TikTok: Whispered Histories

Book referenced: The Fourth Turning: An American Prophecy, William Strauss and Neil Howe

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Fun with niche drama

Mon, 01 Apr 2024 06:00:12 GMT

We would never fool you - April 1st or not! Of course we've got more of our usual yapping for you!

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If you do flock around, you will find out!

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 06:00:30 GMT

Were you on-campus for lunch in high school or were you horking down Long John Silver's? Let's discuss.

Nat's What I Reckon on TikTok

Myth of Mel's Hole continues to inspire fantastic storytelling in Cental WA

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Food made with love, straight to the trash

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 06:19:45 GMT

You win some, you lose some. When you are cooking for kids, you mostly lose.

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Wilder than Steve Harrington's next gig

Mon, 11 Mar 2024 03:39:30 GMT

Kyle has thoughts of the deep variety, and now you can buy Meg's voice.

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Maggie Cash voice over

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That old Walmart crotch smell

Mon, 04 Mar 2024 07:00:19 GMT

Just the usual wackiness plus a mini deep dive on Disney's failed utopia from the 90s

Theastrologyboy

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For when you need to throw up a prayer

Mon, 26 Feb 2024 07:00:00 GMT

If your first mobile phone was an iPhone, it's okay. Really.

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Stingray Jesus or Shark-ray??

Mon, 19 Feb 2024 07:01:21 GMT

Kyle and Meg and a super-sized episode filled with nonsense ... as per usual.

Raël the alien prophet

Joe McMoneagle on Shawn Ryan Show

Sarah Adams on Shawn Ryan Show

Charlotte the Stingray

Jupiter-Saturn conjunction stuff

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Loaves, knives, and chieves

Mon, 12 Feb 2024 05:51:31 GMT

May your week be super! Come join us in Awesome Today fam!

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The earring that slipped through the matrix

Mon, 05 Feb 2024 07:00:40 GMT

Sometimes things just ... disappear. You know? And sometimes, you have to hang out in the public bathroom at the beach like a creep. That's just the facts of life!

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Perfect chicken recipe: UNLOCKED

Mon, 29 Jan 2024 07:00:14 GMT

It's been nineteen years since Meg's first c-section. Let's discuss.

Gemini Wrongs

Using My Words

Chef Parisi's scallopini

Carne guisada TikTok

Billy Carson on Shawn Ryan

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Manatalia in the bidet’s blue light

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 07:00:42 GMT

Luxury toilet seats do more than warm your bum. They ... illuminate situations, too.

Austin Green’s 9 month cruise recap

Fruit of the Loom mystery tok

Ponyo ramen

Chicken rice burgers (this recipe sucks but you'll get the idea)

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Cat tongues, frostquakes, and gumbogate

Mon, 15 Jan 2024 12:40:03 GMT

Hey Siri, we're on to you. Apparently, even whispers aren't safe around your spy magic! Well this week, dodging her intrusions is only one of many things on the docket. Let's discuss frigid temps, ghostly cigarettes, and unexpected potato salad.

Henry's Kitchen on TikTok and YouTube

Frostquakes are real

Crazy loud earthquake sounds in OKC

Yoga with Adriene

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TikTok aliens and airplane oxygen

Mon, 08 Jan 2024 07:00:33 GMT

There are weeks when social media brings all the entertainment one could need. This was one of those weeks. Enjoy this super-sized and breakfast-ruining conversation.

Alaska airlines flight

Aliens at Bayside Mall

Trends 2024

CountryLifeVlog

Chef Parisi

LandonAshworthDirects

Theo Von's Regular People

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Sashay-ing into 2024!

Mon, 01 Jan 2024 13:28:58 GMT

There Will Be Bidet (talik). And LOTS of it. Join us, won't you?

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Happy ho-ho-holidays!

Mon, 25 Dec 2023 05:14:19 GMT

We know many of our Awesome Today fam are celebrating Christmas and other celebration today and this week, and we know a few of you might like your regularly scheduled distraction. Eat a slice of pumpkin pie for us!

Safiya Nygaard's cross-country train trip

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274 nights on a boat

Mon, 18 Dec 2023 06:00:36 GMT

Hosted this week by Sebastian and Chloe (??), the accidental alter-egos of Kyle and Meg. The importance of predictability and the curiosity of nine month cruises.

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The Myth of Old Bainbridge

Mon, 04 Dec 2023 03:37:56 GMT

Let's talk college bowl games, anti-snoring devices, and the mysterious lore of Old Bainbridge.

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Let's talk road tripping!

Mon, 27 Nov 2023 02:17:22 GMT

A little heads-up: BAD AUDIO WARNING. Meg, Kyle, and the crew have landed in soggy (?) Florida, and they are reporting live (sorta) from a cozy AirBnB. The audio is a little wild in places, but this is THE complete rundown on the journey!

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In which we hit the road

Mon, 20 Nov 2023 05:56:52 GMT

It's Thanksgiving week, and we are outta here, but not before we get you all set up with your AT silliness for the week! Please do enjoy your week and "eat some turkey ... or don't." -- Kyle

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The intersection of Jimmy Carter and Taylor Swift

Mon, 13 Nov 2023 08:00:52 GMT

There's a lot of ground to cover this week as Meg and Kyle track a conversation through Christian summer camp to Buenos Aires, Argentina. Get into it.

Brittany Broski on Colin and Samir

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The songbird of our generation

Mon, 06 Nov 2023 08:00:33 GMT

Grab the earmuffs because this episode does have a LANGUAGE WARNING. Come pack boxes with us! We need some distractions ...

Are you in the Awesome Today fam?

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Popping off with pop culture

Mon, 30 Oct 2023 07:00:42 GMT

Kyle's been working hard and has brain-tired (and wrong opinions). Meg has no lack of words for pop-y fun from the week.

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Cross-stitch it on a pillow!

Mon, 23 Oct 2023 07:00:02 GMT

All kinds of theories to discuss like what happened to water beds? Can gears be changed? Are green eyes ... real?! Plus much respect to the moms who help their kids PREP.

Clint Eastwood, Gorillaz

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Much ado about N O T H I N G

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 07:00:44 GMT

The weather has gotten colder, and Meg and Kyle have gotten even more inane (if that's even possible). But that does mean it's time to talk whiskey again!

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I'm the reverse lurker!

Mon, 09 Oct 2023 07:00:43 GMT

Meg and Kyle are chill and chit-chatting into the month of October. Kyle thinks he's an online stalker but probably, he's not.

The Dating Detectives podcast

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Wearing nothing but an accordian and a smile

Mon, 02 Oct 2023 07:00:33 GMT

Please be mindful of the E for explicit on this episode. That's all. That's the notes.

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Dark secrets of AirBnB hosts revealed

Mon, 25 Sep 2023 07:00:02 GMT

There was no plan for this week, but that never stops Meg and Kyle from chatting up a storm about the week that has passed. Meg reads via audio, returns to Reddit, and Dacey kills bugs!

None of this is true, Lisa Jewell

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What would the Roman Empire do?

Mon, 18 Sep 2023 07:00:29 GMT

Can you use personal pics for currency? Meg feels skeptical but Kyle is all in. Plus the Roman Empire epidemic. What are men thinking about?! AQUADUCTS?! Also these two crazy kids love their AI. Seriously.

Fitbit Charge 5

Bitter Sisters brewery

Hozier Humours of Whisky

Roman Empire compilation

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Nineties nostalgia and soup season inspo

Mon, 11 Sep 2023 07:00:55 GMT

Meg can't shake off her craving for all things nineties, and she forces Kyle to walk down memory lane whether he wants to or not. What he DOES want to do is set up Awesome Today fam with the makings of a great soup - anytime.

Awesome Today fam on Facebook

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Never lick the sausage sweat

Mon, 04 Sep 2023 07:00:52 GMT

Kyle is the host, though he refuses to say his name. He also really hates dead air. But he has some good life advice for you, and Meg has some stories she didn't tell last week. One involves a verrrrrry intimate airport pat-down.

And they were roomates

Find your life path number

The Chemical Guys, Total Interior

The Chemical Guys YouTube

Magic Words and How To Use Them

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And the minivan was a MYSTERY

Mon, 28 Aug 2023 07:00:10 GMT

Meg was away and Kyle ran the show. Don’t call it a comeback. Or a coinci-dink. Also this is the entire story of moving Dacey in at college. Come join Awesome Today fam on Facebook!

An introduction to Led Zeppelin on Spotify

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Meg conquered Worcesteshire and she's never felt so alive!

Mon, 21 Aug 2023 03:06:31 GMT

Kids grow up, time is weird, and this was recorded on a Saturday night. Instacart got chaotic, Costco fajita meat is fire, and Weezer makes good music. Enjoy!

All Right Now, Free

All Your Favorite Songs, Weezer

Return of the tres, Delinquent Habits

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Ladies and gentleman, introducing Strip Meatloaf!

Mon, 14 Aug 2023 07:00:03 GMT

It's Kyle's birthday, and no one is less excited than him! But he does have some counting of flowers on the wall to get to ....

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Flowers on the Wall by the Statler Brothers

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It's like a root beer float, but it's better

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 11:59:13 GMT

Meg and Kyle answer questions from Awesome Today fam this week including what they've been sipping this summer and whether or not Kyle will see the Barbie movie.

By request and Kyle's insistence, Meg's chocolate cake recipe (including two frosting options):

CAKE

1 cup butter 

4 Tblsp. dry cocoa

1 cup water

2 cups sugar 

2 cups flour

1/2 cup buttermilk 

1 tsp. baking soda 

2 beaten eggs 

1 tsp. vanilla (Mexican vanilla is the BEST if you can find it!)

In a saucepan over medium heat, melt butter. Add cocoa and water and bring to a boil. (can also be done in microwave by melting butter 30 seconds, adding cocoa and water, and heating in microwave until it begins to boil) Cool slightly and transfer to a large bowl. Add sugar and flour and beat well with mixer. Add buttermilk, baking soda, eggs, and vanilla. Mix well with mixer.

Pour into sprayed baking pan. (9 x 13) Bake 20 minutes at 425 degrees.

While cake is baking, make the frosting below:

FROSTING 1/2 cup melted butter 3 to 4 Tblsp. cocoa 1 tsp. vanilla 1/2 box powdered sugar (at least 1 1/2 c. or to taste) Combine ingredients. Beat well. Spread on cake just as soon as it's out of the oven. Cover with foil immediately. (The original frosting recipe is double this, but it is just too much frosting for us.) This frosting will be very thick. You just kind of dot it over the hot cake, wait for it to melt a bit, and then spread it over the top. It soaks into the cake and makes a delicious part-frosting, part-glaze!

CHOCOLATE GLAZE

2 Tblsp. melted butter 

2 Tblsp. cocoa 

1 tsp. vanilla 

1 cup powdered sugar 

1/4 cup or less heavy cream

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Hey, you know what I'd like is some counterfeit kolaches

Mon, 31 Jul 2023 07:00:03 GMT

Kyle explains old band-aid smells, Meg discovers fasting like a girl, and they both really love and really hate Spotify sometimes.

Ze Frank's Creepy Dave animal show

TikTok kolaches

"He's not real" (big language warning)

Fast Like a Girl, Dr. Mindy Pelz

Dr. Pelz on Dr. Rangan Chatteree channel

Dr. Pelz on The Daily Connoisseur

Santo and Johnny Sleep Walk

Beer-battered shrimp

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Do YOU know the difference between a Brazilian and a bikini wax?!

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 07:00:19 GMT

Meg confuses the Spiderverse, Kyle discovers The Vagician, and OJM gets helpful.

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If you like it then you should have put a wreath on it

Mon, 17 Jul 2023 04:41:36 GMT

Meg and Kyle cordially invite you to this conversation of royal mess. Included are discussions of Sir William Golding, 80s feel good music, and their general inadequacy with world geography.

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The Unguarded Moment

Look up Feel Good 80s on Spotify and Spotify will make a playlist just for you!

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Can I drink from your water hose?

Mon, 10 Jul 2023 07:00:41 GMT

Childhood summertime nostalgia including but not limited to the wildly hot handles on a merry-go-round, minors medicating minors, and chicken ice. Yep.

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And that takes us back to the Silkwood Shower

Mon, 03 Jul 2023 12:41:12 GMT

Meg explains a home state conspiracy theory to Kyle, and then they both talk (a lot) about a show they can't stop talking about (obviously).

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There are better ways to get your ya-yas

Mon, 26 Jun 2023 07:00:07 GMT

Did you know you there's a code to find words from numbers from WORDS?! Oh yeah. There is. And it's ancient. We're talking all about it today!

Ronnie McDowell Older women make beautiful lovers

Gematrix

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The sacred moment of holy bathroom math

Mon, 19 Jun 2023 07:00:30 GMT

Did you know that men have to do arithmetic to figure out urinal manners? Meg had no idea, but they manage to clear it up. So to speak.

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Urban legends aren't real. Or .... ?

Mon, 12 Jun 2023 07:00:03 GMT

If you were going to get your heiney bitten by a creature that made its way through sewer pipes into your toilet, would you rather it be a snake or a rat? These are the questions that need answering!

Mental Floss

El Buho

Awesome Today fam

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The summer you wish you had

Mon, 05 Jun 2023 07:00:25 GMT

Millennials of Awesome Today fam! This your chance to defend the music of the early 2000s! Plus nostalgic summers, Colombo, and yes, Bigfoot.

Check out the So Awesome Summer guide! Awesomes everywhere get 23% off with code awesome23 at sortaawesomeshow.com/soawesomesummer

The Uwharries Part 1 and Part 2 on Otherworld Podcast

The Sierra Sounds

The Curious Case of Columbo's Message to Romania on Decoder Ring

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Cigarettes and neighbor nudity

Mon, 29 May 2023 07:00:33 GMT

It could have been so simple. A house is built. A man is nude. The sunshine is nice. And then the neighbors arrived.

All of that plus some food and life updates!

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"We would hire a gravy nanny"

Mon, 22 May 2023 07:00:59 GMT

If the podcast platform gods see fit, the entirety of this episode will be delivered to you correctly the first time! Awesome Today, now with more gravy!

Small Town Woman: white gravy

Lubalin on TikTok

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[REBOOT] "Meg can quelch a crotch in a hurry!"

Tue, 16 May 2023 15:33:27 GMT

Awesome Today fam! It has come to our attention that only 45 minutes of this week's episode loaded for you. Conspiracy or simple tech issue? YOU DECIDE.

Here it is again for those who missed the full episode.

In which Kyle weathers colds, groceries, and everything except the weather better than Meg.

Andrew Bustamante on Lex Friedman podcast/YouTube

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"Meg can quelch a crotch in a hurry!"

Mon, 15 May 2023 07:00:26 GMT

In which Kyle weathers colds, groceries, and everything except the weather better than Meg.

Andrew Bustamante on Lex Friedman podcast/YouTube

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"I have not butterscotch-trained him at night yet"

Mon, 08 May 2023 07:00:58 GMT

We all have different ways of parenting. Hot take: sometimes, bribery works. Join Kyle and Meg for deep insights like this on Awesome Today, and come join Awesome Today fam on Facebook!

Supernatural Circumstances: Psychokensis with Dr. Joe Gallenberger

Otherworld: The Flooded Yard

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"Let's monetize that latex suit"

Mon, 01 May 2023 07:00:38 GMT

HAPPY MAY, everyone!! Meg and Kyle have chit-chat to start the week including marathoning, robing, cooking, and anti-hacking, all served up just for you!

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"There's no holiness in the crotch hallway"

Mon, 24 Apr 2023 07:00:42 GMT

Look, we knew when Kyle took over producing Awesome Today again, things were going to get weird. But hiding from a tornado in a hallway that smells like crotch weird? Even we were unprepared.

Come join Awesome Today fam to share your weirdness with us!

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Poor Francie, The Platters, and Cheese Caves

Mon, 17 Apr 2023 02:15:10 GMT

Missouri, you have been holding out on us! Meg and Kyle need you know about The Platters, more dog woes, and those infamous cheese caves.

The Farmlink Project: Food surplus and cheese caves

Hungry and abroad on YouTube

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Shower shoes, Taylor theories, and the 10th dentist returns

Mon, 10 Apr 2023 07:00:27 GMT

Awesome Fam - prepare yourselves. Awesome Today's original producer is back in the drivers' seat. There's really no telling what will happen.

Lampe Berger starter set

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Friendship bracelets, HEB, and the Taylor weekend

Mon, 03 Apr 2023 07:00:13 GMT

Meg went to see Taylor Swift and came home with (almost) no voice. Kyle has a violent alternative to group bonding which Meg strongly, strongly doesn't agree with. Kyle solo parented for three days and (barely) lived to tell the story.

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Yellowjackets, chiefies, and Spotify AI

Mon, 27 Mar 2023 18:58:43 GMT

'Tis the last Monday of March 2023, and Meg and Kyle have a few things to banter back and forth. Kyle unearthed a brilliant Netflix algorithm hack, and Meg unboxed a new iPhone. it's hard to pry Meg out of her Taylor bubble these days, but Kyle did try.

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If your Netflix binge feels boring, try hidden codes for a good time, C-NET

Netflix Codes

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More meditation, passion play mishaps, and introducing Bejeweled!

Mon, 20 Mar 2023 07:00:38 GMT

Is Kyle surly this week? No, but like, more surly than usual? Take a listen and let us know if you are Team Kyle or Team Meg in this debate. Surly or not, they have TONS to say about how exciting it is that Awesome Today fam is getting in on the good stuff of deep meditation. Meg makes a suggestion for a more mainstream approach, and Kyle tells a story with a surprising twist about a passion play in the hills of Arkansas. Also Meg has no chill with T Swift.

Dr. Joe Gallenberger's meditations

Hemi-Sync app

Bejeweled by Meg Tietz: The Eras Tour for moms, millennials, and more!

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Fungi, fruit, pancakes, and Horatio Tiberius

Mon, 13 Mar 2023 07:00:03 GMT

Pour a cup of coffee, Awesome Today fam. You'll need it for this conversation! Meg had way too much coffee, and therefore, a LOT of words to share with Kyle who created a character with the initials H.T. Lots of conversation, lots of links:

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Fantastic Fungi

Find your signature makeup style by dear peachie

Smoking that midnights by Taylor Swift pack: HTHAZE

The deceptive world of ghost kitchens: Eddy Burback

Entangled Life: How fungi make our worlds, change our minds, and shape our futures, Merlin Sheldrake

Mystery Behind UFO / UAPs, Alien Phenomenon, and The Secret Government, Dr. Steven Greer on Shawn Ryan podcast

Otherworld Podcast: The Gateway Process

New Thinking Allowed interview with Dr. Joe Gallenberger parts 1, 2, and 3

Casa Fernandez aganorsa leaf

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6th grade math and giving yourself the bird

Mon, 06 Mar 2023 12:41:20 GMT

It's a wandering, meandering start to March for Meg and Kyle as they come off of a weekend of hospitaliity-izing people and revisiting childhood memories. From a revisit of Kyle's secret to everyone's favorite burgers to why there's only one answer for fast food breakfast tacos to what on earth happened to Meg and math in the sixth grade, they've got words for your first Monday of March!

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Mansion tours, Shrinking, and balls of light

Mon, 27 Feb 2023 08:00:06 GMT

Let's round out February 2023 together with some watch, read, listen, and lifestyle selections! Kyle and Meg have some chitter-chatter to keep you busy in these last days of the month, including a Netflix meditation, a third round of mushroom soup, and a new appreciation for how hard it is to YouTube!

Enis Yilmazer on YouTube

Otherworld episode 22 The ball of light

Davidoff Signature

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Beta readers, AD tours, and Kyle made gravy

Mon, 20 Feb 2023 08:00:14 GMT

If you've ever been foiled time after time but an unlikely arch nemesis, you'll understand why Kyle's victory over gravy is the highlight of 2023 thus far. Plus Meg and Kyle talk new YouTube discoveries, unconventional reading, celeb gossip, and the continuing story of hemi-sync.

Honeysuckle on YT

Liv Tyler's AD house tour

Beyond the Blinds podcast (George Clooney episodes available on their Patreon!)

r/gatewaytapes

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Mushroom soup, moon signs, and The Gateway Experience

Mon, 13 Feb 2023 08:00:52 GMT

When will Meg ever learn that she does, in fact, actually like soup? That's one of many questions to be unpacked this week, and it's possible someone turns a teaser into an accidental deep dive.

Deep Cuts podcast

Extraordinary on Hulu

The Journey Toward Wholeness: Enneagram Wisdom for Stress, Balance, and Transformation

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It's time to deep dive (again), baby!

Mon, 06 Feb 2023 08:00:54 GMT

Put on your internet-quality scuba gear and plunge into the icy cold waters of February because this week is another round of Deep Dive the Internet with Kyle (and Meg). No, it's not the Titanic again. This time, we are going deep into the strange and fascinating world of alternate reality games. Buckle up because this is quite a wild ride!

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Yoga wind-down, Sorta Adult, and surprised by pleasantness

Mon, 30 Jan 2023 08:00:09 GMT

As we wrap up January, Kyle is in a surprisingly pleasant place (except for this recording when he was surprisingly cantankerous). Meg and Kyle have raised one human being to adulthood, and Meg is celebrating the wonders of (you guessed it!) yoga.

It's gettin real in the Whole Foods parking lot (this ... did not age well LOL)

Inner Engineering by Sadhguru

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Feral children, gamer mom, and That 90s Show

Mon, 23 Jan 2023 08:00:23 GMT

Wow! It's late January, and apparently the chilly temperatures made Kyle and Meg have many more words than usual! In this super-sized edition of Awesome Today, they talk new television with a nostalgic flair, the perfect roasted tomato soup for a cold day, and hint at the transformation that Kyle is finding as he pursues inner pleasantness. (!!!) Spoiler alert: the fly problem was much, much worse than they thought it was!

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The Bandit Queens

Strange Horticulture

Miami Fruit

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Valhalla, Miley, and a case of the DOMPS

Mon, 16 Jan 2023 08:00:10 GMT

Think back on the holiday season. Did you have to do stuff you didn't want to do? Did you NOT get to do stuff that you DID want to do? Did you have to put up with the unpleasantness of others - even and including your own children? Well, it's mid-January now, and you may be suffering from a condition and not even know it. Kyle is here to explain to Meg and the Awesome Today fam what DOMS/DOMPS is, what to do if you have it, and of course they talk about all the things of note to watch, read, listen, and add to your lifestyle. Also Meg threatens Kyle's life, but she's (probably) just kidding.

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Riveting podcasts, yoga crying, and sleep socks found!

Mon, 09 Jan 2023 08:00:03 GMT

Let's barrel on into 2023 with Meg and Kyle and what they've been watching, reading, listening to, and adding to their lifestyles! One of Meg's all-time faves is on Netflix, and also, it's from 1989. Kyle has been much more current. Kyle also found a fascinating podcast and the search for sleep socks might be over! Meg has been doing daily yoga, and it's way better than she thought.

BasicBathsheba's Take Me On on AO3.

Raven 23: Presumption of Guilt

Zara Red Temptation

Baccarat Rouge 540

Barefoot Dreams socks

Yoga With Adriene 30 Days of Yoga

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SOS, bar carts, and Happy New Year!

Mon, 02 Jan 2023 08:00:03 GMT

Are you feeling awesome? Hope so, because Meg and Kyle are back, and they are ready to start the new year right along with the Awesome Today fam! Listen to here the rundown on the return of flu-mas, the joy of socks for Christmas, a new album on repeat, a book worth the re-read, and tons of ideas for watching this winter season!

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SZA big boy skit on SNL

Pro Hacker cyber security

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Top shows, retro gaming, and finding Kevin

Mon, 19 Dec 2022 03:54:16 GMT

Awesome Today fam, it's nearly Christmas and Meg and Kyle are nearly bleary-eyed with holiday prep which explains the higher-than-usual levels of silliness for this week's conversation! It's mostly TV talk (complete with light arguing), reflections on earliest gaming experiences, and a hilariously-themed cocktail menu.

Happy holidays, fam!

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A House of the Dragon debacle and CONSPIRACY THEORY TIME!

Mon, 12 Dec 2022 08:02:22 GMT

Happy mid-December from Meg and Kyle! As an early holiday gift, they've got an extra-long episode of ridiculous chit-chat ready for you today. Topics include the ineptitude of the HBOMAX app, how TikTok runs our lives, and the Unsinkable Molly Brown! Happy listening, fam!

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Mary Magdalene Revealed, Meggan Watterson

Casper Sage on Spotify

Robin Gardener's Titanic: The Ship that Never Sank?

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Spotify Wrapped, 1899, and a purple church

Mon, 05 Dec 2022 04:12:22 GMT

Happy December, Awesome Today fam! Meg and Kyle need to deliberate the true nature of the breakout performance of Jeremy Allen White, as well as the psychological benefits of being a skeptic. But don't worry, there's lots of pop culture to cover too, including what's good on Netflix, whether or not Spotify Wrapped is rigged, and what makes nonfiction fascinating. Merry merry!

Nathaniel Rateliff concerts here here and here

The Plaza, Julie Satow

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The Playlist, Jeep mechanics, and holiday bail money

Mon, 28 Nov 2022 08:00:11 GMT

November 2022 is winding down, and Meg and Kyle survived (and thrived!) through Thanksgiving. But the cold set in early this year, and the mice are back ...

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Infamous podcasts, sardine baths, and toenails in the bathtub

Mon, 21 Nov 2022 04:02:55 GMT

It's Thanksgiving week, and Meg and Kyle's nerves are a little rattled. But that's not going to stop them from giving you the complete rundown on what's interesting in watching, reading, listening, and lifestyle-ing! And if they sound a little punchier than usual, you're right. They are up WAY past bedtime!

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Taylor tickets, Gemini Rights, and Disney's FastPass

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 08:00:10 GMT

The weather is chilly but the arguments are HOT in this week's Awesome Today! Kyle admits he has been in his mind dungeon and hasn't been much into watching, reading, listening, or lifestyling, but he does have energy to be very wrong about an entire genre of music. Listen in and then come over to the Awesome Today fam on Facebook to tell us if you are Team Kyle or Team Meg in this great debate!

My Mindy & Me, Selena Gomez

Gemini Rights, Steve Lacy

Defunctland: Disney's FastPass: A complicated history

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God Forbid, yard pimps, and cozy campfire stories

Mon, 07 Nov 2022 08:00:38 GMT

What a lovely start to November! Meg and Kyle have a handful of things that they've been watching, reading, listening to, and adding to their lifestyles. Meg has found a hopeful way to get rid of migraines, Kyle has lots of words on living the entrepreneur life, and they both are puzzled by livestock in the neighborhood. Happy fall, y'all!

My Mindy & Me, Selena Gomez

Fighting the Migraine Epidemic: Complete Guide, Dr. Angela Stanton

Jim Harold's Campfire Stories

Birkenstock Tokio Super Grip

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Femur bones, chubby beards, and 28 Days Haunted

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 04:21:06 GMT

Happy Halloween, Awesome Today fam! Meg and Kyle are a little bleary-eyed this week, but it has nothing to do with too much Halloween candy! Four furry paws have been added to their family and they have lots to say about puppy love! Plus a few things to watch, some Taylor Swift love, and chaotic conversation (as usual!).

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Chubbybeardbanditnc on TikTok

Chronicle channel on YT

Otherworld podcast: The Messenger

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Midnights, collections, and feeding Phil

Mon, 24 Oct 2022 04:35:36 GMT

Getting a cold? No fun! Watching almost all of Netflix? Maybe a little more fun. Listening to Taylor Swift's new album Midnights on repeat? Definitely good for what ails ya! Join Meg and Kyle and their stuffy noses for a rundown on what's good as we close in on putting October in the books!

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Sam and Colby YouTube

The House Witch 2, Delemhach

The undies of Kyle's dreams

Aluminum mouse pad

Chussy TikTok

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The Watcher, Irregular Witches, and Al Frankenstein

Mon, 17 Oct 2022 07:00:04 GMT

It's a very spoooky mid-October, so you know Meg and Kyle have some seasonal treats that will leave you feeling only a little tricked! They are talking Netflix wins, The Watcher house and general feelings about Ryan Murphy, Noah Kahan's new album, witch-y reads, and general Tietz family hi jinx! Wanna officially join the Awesome Today fam? Come find us on Facebook in the Awesome Today group!

The story of the The Watcher House on Morbid podcast

Emmymade on YouTube

The Very Secret Society of Irregular Witches by Sangu Mandanna

Meg's new favorite fake nails

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Springsteen, stand-up comedy, and Enneagram diagnoses

Mon, 10 Oct 2022 07:00:42 GMT

Most of the time, they enjoy comedy from the comfort of home. But this week? Meg and Kyle went on an ADVENTURE to see a favorite comic live. Plus Spotify serving your favorite song multiple times on shuffle, rants about incompetency, thoughts on Dahmer, and coins in inappropriate places - all on Awesome Today! Come join the rest of the Awesome Today fam on Facebook!

Tom Segura on Netflix

A Psalm for the Wild Built, Becky Chambers

Springsteen, Eric Church

Enneagram harmonic groups

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Bling rings, house witches, and Paul Rudd's poolboy

Mon, 03 Oct 2022 07:00:57 GMT

Welcome October! Meg and Kyle have some ideas on how you can kick off the new month with some Netflix finds, some delicious smelling pumpkin butter for dry skin, and who is on the Walk Away List.

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Do Revenge, old T Swift, and the best breakfast tacos ever

Mon, 26 Sep 2022 07:00:15 GMT

Here we are at the last Monday of September! Meg and Kyle are happy to round out the month with you, especially after multiple days of parenting sick kids! From Netflix new releases to the benefits of strength training to spreadsheet happiness, you know they've got their usual random mix of awesome for you to start of your week!

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Ghost Files: The Death Tunnel of Waverly Hills Sanitorium

So This is Ever After by FT Lukens

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Cobra Kai, rock bands, and Costco conspiracy theories

Mon, 19 Sep 2022 07:00:20 GMT

Awesome Today fam, you know we'll always hook you up with the best stuff out there, so have you tried Costco chili? It is IT for fall 2022! Tune in to this week's conversation to hear what else Meg and Kyle want to convince you to bring into your life this week!

Guga dry-aged steaks for one year

Future Proof:

why uber eats sucks for everyone

Why are meal kits so popular

The truth about Uniqlo

Thank you for listening by Julia Whelan

WSJ article about teens loving old rock band t-shirts

Maybe today, Satan mug

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Morbius, 80s nostalgia, and the best karate movie

Mon, 12 Sep 2022 07:00:12 GMT

Lots of activity happening in the Tietz household, but Meg and Kyle always have time to sit and visit about what is great for watching, reading, listening to, and adding to your lifestyle! From vampire Marvel characters to the best Michael Keaton movie to books read only via audio and bubble bath scent disasters, they've got a little bit of everything for you!

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Young Rich Widows on Audible

a collection of Dr. Teals' products at Amazon

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Rom-coms, laboring days, and malted vingear

Mon, 05 Sep 2022 07:00:35 GMT

Many of us in the Awesome Today fam are celebrating Labor Day today, and even if you aren't, you are invited to come and chill with Meg and Kyle as they start the week (and the month of September!) with some recommendations based on what they have been watching, reading, listening to, and adding to their lifestyle!

The Wedding Season

Partner Track

The Violin Conspiracy

The Bartender's Cure

Your Own Backyard podcast

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Only Murders, psychedelics, and our boyfriend Jim

Mon, 29 Aug 2022 07:00:23 GMT

Let's round out the month of August together! Meg spent a LOT of time watching TV and has lots to gush about, and Kyle's been fighting zombies again. Come meet other Awesomes of Awesome Today fam!

How To Change Your Mind, Michael Pollan

The Comeback, Lily Chu

The Violin Conspiracy, Brendan Slocumb

You are the best thing, Ray Lamontange

Honey, Hold Me - Morningsiders

House of my Soul (You Light The Rooms) - Langhorne Slim

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Dragon houses, secret rooms, and brisket tacos

Mon, 22 Aug 2022 07:00:08 GMT

Have you ever gotten a rain check card at the theater? Smoked a brisket so well that you became the family champion? Wondered what would motivate someone to become a sugar baby? Meg and Kyle have stories on these topics and OH SO MUCH MORE in this week's Awesome Today!

Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero

House of the Dragon

Japanese funk and soul (on My Analog Journal Youtube video)

The Secret Room episode 158 Sugar Rush

Plasencia Alma Fuerte

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90s country, birthday fests, and fragrant hits and misses

Mon, 15 Aug 2022 07:00:51 GMT

On the heels of Kyle's birthday, there's lots to discuss! New Netflix programming, old country hits for the wayback stacks, and the glorious day of throwing the toddler potty away! The week brought some hits and misses in the kitchen and in the realm of fragrance, but there is plenty going on to keep it AWESOME TODAY!

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The Sandman

Day Shift

The Comeback, Lily Chu

Black Hearted Tart (mentioned: Powder: Tranquility (White tea with light touches of lemongrass and ginger root tamp down the sweetness of this peach forward, spa inspired scent. Lotus flowers and bamboo stalks create a green floral aromatic and aquatic undertones. )

Skin oil: Dance on the Moon (Creamy magnolia flowers with a spritz of lemon, and a sprinkle of jasmine petals. Notes of shea and cocoa butter blended with coconut cream and pistachio milk. Cashmere, sandalwood, cedar, and tonka bean create a soft, comforting base.)

Hips Like Cinderella -Swishes of chiffon are illustrated with freesia, gardenia, and mimosa flowers. An ambrosia of mandarin, apricot, and orange zest add a delectable juiciness. Fresh cut grass, clover, and wisteria evoke a springtime feel. Golden amber and soft sandalwood create the base.

Poesie Perfumes

A la Reine: fresh ripe tomato, cucumber, a bouquet of garden herbs, sweet soil, all damp from the summer rain

Aphrodite: intoxicating gardenia + jasmine, sparkling champagne, pink peppercorn, lush greenery, amber, velvet musk

Geo Trumper's Eucris

Examples of Native American (Navajo and Zuni) watch bands

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Brown noise, street food, and Kyle's concoctions

Mon, 08 Aug 2022 07:00:04 GMT

The summer heat is getting to Meg and Kyle, but they still have lots of thoughts on what to watch, listen to, and add to your lifestyle! As usual, there is lots of food and drink talk, and an unusual amount of You Tube discussion this week!

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Kaz Rowe: A Deep Dive into the Horror-filled production of The Wizard of Oz

Stonewall and the History Of Mafia Owned Gay Bars

The Many, Many Ways F. Scott Fitzgerald Made a Fool of Himself

Tasting History with Max Miller: Dining First Class on the RMS Titanic

500 Year old pizza vs today

Cuban Classics playlist

@Stalekracker on TikTok

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La Gritona, PastaTok, and those white tees

Mon, 01 Aug 2022 07:00:47 GMT

Heads-up, Awesome Today fam! It's August 1st and this conversation is extra long AND extra not safe for little ears! Grown up language abounds in Meg and Kyle's discussions that are MOSTLY about food and drink. They talk T.V. updates and dreamy perfumes, too! Pop in your earbuds and let's hang out!

The Hottest Show of the Summer Has No Sex at The Cut

Jeremy Allen White's t-shirts

Pasta TikTok

La Gritona TikTok

Laurel + June indie perfume

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Stick season, vodkatinis, and Ryan Gosling

Mon, 25 Jul 2022 07:30:46 GMT

It's the last Monday of July 2022 and Meg and Kyle have been living on the surface of the sun and surviving by watching lots (and lots!) of television! This week, they've got some great shows and movies to check out, some awesome summertime music, and some thoughts on how vision impairment impacts body grooming. And so much more, of course!

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Not the Witch You Wed, April Asher

Stick Season, Noah Cahan

Wake up, Run River North

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Smoked wings, Swedengate, and Clooney's tequila

Mon, 18 Jul 2022 07:30:42 GMT

When the weather heats up, the silliness gets turned up, too! This week, Meg and Kyle have some things to share that are good for checking out. Kyle gets tickled by naughty anatomy, Meg shares her delight in Plant Kween, and they recall the time they ruined a garden in the blistering summer heat!

You Grow, Gurl

Endless Thread podcast

Alton Brown bleu cheese dressing

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The Old Man, Wallows, and the good goat cheese

Mon, 11 Jul 2022 07:30:15 GMT

It's mid-July and the summer of gin continues! This week, Meg is little silly on the high proof stuff, and Kyle gets really, really wound up about Christopher Elizabeth Pratt. Hi-jinks ensue!

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Wallows - Remote EP

GEESTA glass top moka pot

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Trading textbooks, ecto music, and COVID volume 2

Mon, 04 Jul 2022 07:30:24 GMT

Happy Independence Day for anyone celebrating! This week, Kyle actively tries to avoid getting COVID from Meg (again), and they have got some TV they are enjoying, some music they are digging, and some gin they have been drinking. Good stuff for all for starting July!

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ECTO music playlist on Spotify

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Stuff and things (and a few rambles)

Mon, 27 Jun 2022 07:30:50 GMT

Sometimes Meg and Kyle have some ideas for conversation and ... sometimes not! It's been a wild couple of summer weeks, and this week's conversation might meander a bit. There's nostalgia of nostalgia, gossip-y goodness, and even butt plugs from China.

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Tan walls, butt wipes, and shopper stalkers

Mon, 20 Jun 2022 07:30:00 GMT

The weather is hot and the conversation is spicy! This week, Meg and Kyle talk procedural tv, teen music, sexy history, and how to dodge pushy sales people. Sensitive listeners should know that the topic of butt wipes comes up (again!). Plus someone turns territorial about donuts and dads!

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A Caribbean Heiress in Paris

Rex Orange County Best Friend

Anti-Shopper Stalker shade!

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Redneck Cordon Bleu and setting up your home bar

Mon, 13 Jun 2022 07:30:48 GMT

Fun day! Today is Meg and Kyle's anniversary (24!), and wow, are they wound up! Tune in to hear a variety of opinions, wild tales, and more than a few off-color words. Plus Kyle gives the rundown on how to set up your home bar for entertaining and for enjoying for yourself!

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Stranger Things, Phil's faces, and so much crotch talk

Mon, 30 May 2022 07:30:05 GMT

Well, we've made it to Memorial Day, and Meg and Kyle are in a silly mood! In addition to some interesting things to watch and read, there is a lot of discussion about Costco pants and pork rinds, the mice striking back, and somehow it all comes back to crotch talk. Listener discretion advised.

John McWhorter's Substack: It Bears Mentioning

Normal Gossip podcast

Snif: Strawberry Moon, Natural Talent

Manscaped

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Pork bellies, potty training, and Nic Cage swearing

Mon, 23 May 2022 07:30:13 GMT

Oh my goodness, as May starts to wrap up, there's a fresh abundance of things to be excited about watching! Meg and Kyle have a plethora of mighty fine television programming to add to your week! Also in this conversation: zesty gin, the perfect lobster sauce, and Kyle finally killed Alexa. Have a great week, Awesomes!

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The Cabin, crypto crash, and awkward awesome

Mon, 16 May 2022 07:30:53 GMT

Sometimes you know you are spreading awesome throughout the world, and sometimes you just feel ... awkward af! Meg and Kyle have a little bit of all of that to share with you this week! From some great Netflix finds to embarrassing Apple Store moments to giving grocery store orange chicken a great glow-up, they've got a lot to catch you up on!

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Bert Kreischer

Casestify

Tempered glass screen screen protector

New pop socket

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Ozark finale, life hacks round-up, and Asha for all!

Mon, 09 May 2022 07:30:35 GMT

Even in the midst of May chaos, Meg and Kyle wanted to make time to sit down, visit, catch up with each other and with the Awesomes! This Monday, Kyle discusses the surprise of Ozark's finale (no spoilers!), and they geek out about Spotify's uncanny ability to bring you the best music. Meg shares a round-up of life hacks hot off the Reddit press, and you know other hijinks ensue!

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The Bad Guys, spanking cops, and dry land crustaceans

Mon, 02 May 2022 07:30:55 GMT

Are you ready to start May off with some AWESOME?! Meg and Kyle have a B U N C H of recommendations for things to watch - both on streaming and in the theater (!!!). Plus a crazy-fascinating podcast, the GOAT t-shirt for men, and the Today I Learned that completely changed Meg's life!

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Tornado sirens, panty canons, and how the gin gets made

Mon, 25 Apr 2022 07:30:17 GMT

It's the last Monday of April, and Meg and Kyle are coming in hot after a wild weekend filled with blaring tornado sirens, beautiful gowns, a new show to binge, and the best concert ever!

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Scams, gins, and white honey woes

Mon, 18 Apr 2022 03:30:23 GMT

Well, Meg and Kyle are a little sillier than usual this week, and that's in large part thanks to the Awesomes who got them interested in sampling delicious gins this week! They talk about that ol' fox George Clooney, the only ASMR that Kyle falls for, great songs with bad lyrics, and an unfortunate tale of a boy who loved honey a little too much.

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Sunk cost, press-ons, and Trader Joe's flowers

Mon, 11 Apr 2022 07:35:03 GMT

It's Holy Week, but the conversation here is irreverent as always! Meg and Kyle have put the whiskey away for the winter and have taken up the summer spirits. Meg took the twins to the theater, bluegrass meets zen spa, and Kyle made jambalaya!

Steven Stevens on TikTok

What I Carry, Jennifer Longo

Raycon Fitness bluetooth earbuds

oliveandjune.com/awesome

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Shut Eye, ghost kitchens, and the most popular dogs

Mon, 04 Apr 2022 10:55:52 GMT

It's the first Monday of April, so Meg and Kyle are here to help you kick off the month with a deluxe-sized Awesome Today! Discoveries for this week include a surprisingly good TV binge from Hulu's back catalog, a look at the phenomenon of fake restaurants, and the AKC's annual list of Ten Most Popular Dogs. Happy April, Awesomes!

Abroad and Hungry on YouTube

Crypto Island

Pillow Talk

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We need to talk about chicken soup

Mon, 28 Mar 2022 07:30:21 GMT

We are rounding out March 2022 and Meg and Kyle have a few suggestions for your watching, reading, listening, and lifestyling! But even more importantly, Kyle has the ONLY CHICKEN SOUP RECIPE you'll ever need. Plus, stay tuned to the very end to hear the affectionate snorts of their piggy Boston Terriers!

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Kurtis Conner on Disney adults

All the Feels, Olivia Dade

Chameleon: Wild Boys

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Good Girls, Olestra disaster, and Titanic lifeboats

Mon, 21 Mar 2022 07:30:40 GMT

This week, Meg and Kyle are back to sharing things to watch, read, listen to, and enhance your lifestyle. From Netflix algorithms to TikTok recommends, they've got what you need to get into this week!

Giant Rooks: Tom's Diner

TikTok parody

Kevin James Thornton story of Olestra chips

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Home-cooking from the old country

Mon, 14 Mar 2022 07:30:07 GMT

In the midst of hard times, people still gotta eat. Kyle has been offering up the ministry of hearty homemade meals for Meg and their family, and this time, he's inspired by his foremothers and what worked to keep bellies full and spirits lifted.

Cook Like Czechs

goulash: Czech Beef Goulash (Hovězí guláš) Authentic Recipe - Cook Like Czechs

dumplings: Czech Bread Dumplings (Knedlíky) - Cook Like Czechs

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Toddler antics, cooking hacks, and carne guisada

Mon, 28 Feb 2022 08:30:10 GMT

Some weeks are awesome, and some weeks are ... not. Coming off of a whirlwind week, Meg and Kyle are here to chat about wild happenings in their house, and more importantly - FOOD! This chit-chat episode just might inspire some cooking inspiration, but only after you make it through the most recent Niko disaster.

We would love to hear what you are into at this moment, so come join us in the Awesome Today group! Don't forget to check out the Sorta Awesome store on Amazon when shopping this month!

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Billions, fried salmon, and toddler eggs

Mon, 21 Feb 2022 09:53:49 GMT

February 2022 is slipping by, and this week, Meg and Kyle have some fantastic suggestions all around for what to watch, read, listen to, and awesome-fy your lifestyle! They talk about Dave Grohl's 5 star literature, the Serial productions podcast that Meg can't stop talking about, and how a two year old can be his own crazy tornado.

We would love to hear what you are into at this moment, so come join us in the Awesome Today group! Don't forget to check out the Sorta Awesome store on Amazon when shopping this month!

The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue

Wait and Hope (on AO3)

The Maid

The Storyteller

The Trojan Horse Affair

Tower of London tea

Owala FreeSip

Encanto based workout

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Saint names, Tinder swindlers, and the Oxford Comma

Mon, 14 Feb 2022 08:30:28 GMT

Happy Valentine's Day, friend! And happy day to you whatever day it may be when you listen this week's newest episode with Meg and Kyle. Though they are still in the thick of virus-recovery, they definitely have some good stuff for you to check out in the week ahead. They talk through some brand new Netflix releases, revisit some Vampire Weekend, and talk a lot (a LOT!) about food and cooking.

We would love to hear what you are into at this moment, so come join us in the Awesome Today group! Don't forget to check out the Sorta Awesome store on Amazon when shopping this month!

SaintsNameGenerator.com

Mango sorbet/Chamoy/Tajin TikTok

Layrite beard oil

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Pizza Hut cups, The Leftovers, and COVID recovery

Mon, 07 Feb 2022 08:30:58 GMT

Hey hey! We are bringing Awesome Today back to its roots! Join Meg and Kyle every Monday with all the best to watch, read, listen to, and add to your lifestyle for a life more awesome!

This week, they talk about the un-fun of COVID recovery. While they were sick, they did manage to watch Yellowjackets season 1 (SO GOOD) and some other high-quality television worth your time. There's bidet talk (and booty wipes), a cute romance read, and lots of Awesome lifestyle suggestions to check out!

Very Sincerely Yours, Kerry Winfrey

Pretty Pizza Hut style cups

Mr. Pen highlighters

Leggings Depot joggers

Pioneer Woman Baked French Toast

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Erotic Dancing!

Thu, 22 Apr 2021 07:00:23 GMT

April 22, 2021. Jelly beans. Free land. Pride in cheating. A bank robbing folk hero, and the queen of erotic dancers.

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A Hot Dog Surprise

Wed, 21 Apr 2021 07:00:40 GMT

April 21, 2021. A garden of children. Being professional in administrative fashion. The dangers of a fire pole. Robbing trains ethically. The Loch Ness monster, and a hot dog surprise.

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Sexy-time Celebrity Bed Edition

Mon, 19 Apr 2021 23:26:39 GMT

April 20, 2021. Doppelgänger madness. Cheese fries. Lima Beans. Luther super-sexy-time Vandross. Attack rabbits. Silicon suits. Gelato wars, and sleeping in a celebrity’s bed.

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Dog Beer and People Beer

Mon, 19 Apr 2021 07:00:23 GMT

April 19, 2021. Hanging out. Garlic. Philanthropy. A different vaccine. Beer for dogs and beer for people, and stuff about poo.

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How to Use the F-Word

Thu, 15 Apr 2021 07:00:43 GMT

April 15, 2021. Ham from the basement. Eating erasers. Road maps. Walking backwards. Prison. Elvis. Human compost, and being belligerent at the Olive Garden.

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Cake and WHAT?!?!

Wed, 14 Apr 2021 07:00:32 GMT

April 14, 2021. Pecans. Dolphins. Assassinations. A murderer that might not have murdered. Aliens, and naughty cake.

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Scrabble and Unicorns

Tue, 13 Apr 2021 07:00:01 GMT

April 13, 2021. Scrabble. Peach cobbler. Non seafood seafood. Cats that know how to rock. Surviving the Amazon, and for the love of unicorns.

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LeVar Burton Can’t Be STOPPED

Mon, 12 Apr 2021 07:00:39 GMT

April 12, 2021. Grilled Cheese sandwiches. Ancient Egyptian cities that might be built by aliens. Finding Dark Sky. All the money, and LeVar Burton.

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They Are Known for their Heists

Thu, 08 Apr 2021 07:00:36 GMT

April 8, 2021. Zoo lovers. Empanadas. A German math wizard. The Mafia stealing money. Pirates, and virgins.

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I Searched for Holidays and This Happened!

Wed, 07 Apr 2021 07:00:06 GMT

April 7, 2021. Beer. Walking. The bookmobile. Finding a hydrogen bomb. An ocean rafting adventure, and obscene materials for personal use.

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Open Fly Boxers

Mon, 05 Apr 2021 23:58:19 GMT

April 6, 2021. Wearing Tartan. The tuna that failed. Drinking beer, and teflon.

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Loving the Dad Bod!

Mon, 05 Apr 2021 07:00:42 GMT

April 5, 2021. Caramel. Road maps. Wheel of Fortune. Overcoming Mark Cuban. Asteroids. Rabbits pooping on artifacts, and dad bods.

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Poo in the White House!

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 07:00:42 GMT

April 1, 2021. Pranks. Burritos, and poo in the White House.

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Manatee Milk!?!

Wed, 31 Mar 2021 07:00:29 GMT

March 31, 2021. Holy Wednesday, Batman. The Radio Flyer. Appreciating the manatee. Musicals. Old computers. Romance novels, and a deadly funny cobra.

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A Suggestive Bulge

Tue, 30 Mar 2021 07:00:05 GMT

March 30, 2021. Turkey necks. How to be in control. German mathematics. Stealing from Russia. The bulges of He-man. Stealing artifacts, and waiting for sex toys.

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Trading Places?

Mon, 29 Mar 2021 07:00:58 GMT

March 29, 2021. Mom and pop. Instagram foibles. Culturally relevant gardening, and Icky candles.

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She’s a Lady?

Thu, 25 Mar 2021 07:00:58 GMT

March 25, 2021. Lobster theft. Respect. A family curse. Iron pants. Hillbilly music. Short stories, and banana splits.

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Raisins, Chocolate and Eating Bugs

Wed, 24 Mar 2021 07:00:51 GMT

March 24, 2021. Raisins dipped in chocolate. Coughing bullets. Mailing obscene things. Aliens. Phones that stop working. Cicadas, and more aliens.

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Asteroids and Pirates

Tue, 23 Mar 2021 07:00:48 GMT

March 23, 2021. Edible spoons. Asteroid awareness. Give me liberty, death, or cookies. You rallies and famous peenies. Shakespeare’s skull, and Ozzy man reviews.

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How to Fly Anywhere for FREE!

Sat, 20 Mar 2021 07:00:16 GMT

March 20, 2021. Being happy by the schedule. Entertaining the children, and free airfare.

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This Is a Robbery!

Thu, 18 Mar 2021 07:00:03 GMT

March 18, 2021. Celebrating awkward, and stealing art.

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Saint Patrick and Sharks

Tue, 16 Mar 2021 07:00:38 GMT

March 17, 2021. All thing Saint Patrick. Marrying a relative. Fighting about hockey. Finding old scrolls, and catching a shark.

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Hiding Truth and Public Restrooms

Tue, 16 Mar 2021 07:00:19 GMT

March 16, 2021. Give me sunshine or give me truth. Exploration. Miracles. Life pro tips, and trending news.

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Dance Fighting and Drug Tests

Sat, 13 Mar 2021 08:00:03 GMT

March 13, 2021. Being nice. Seeing Uranus. Espionage. Tornadoes. UFOs. Gubernatorial drug testing, and dance fighting.

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Tantalizingly Obscene Shorts for Men

Thu, 11 Mar 2021 08:00:11 GMT

March 11, 2021. Worshipping in the garage. Patenting things. The importance of punctuation. Stealing money. Bell bottom pants, and tantalizingly obscene shorts for men.

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Don’t Quit, and Don’t Get Fired

Tue, 09 Mar 2021 08:00:41 GMT

March 8, 2021. The views expressed in this video are not endorsed, per se, by anyone, and no one here is running for office or agreeing with this message.

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Cheesecake and Crime

Sat, 06 Mar 2021 08:00:22 GMT

March 6, 2021. Cheesecake. The Alamo. Russian spies. The mafia, and a really old chicken McNugget.

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Can You Clone Pound Cake?

Thu, 04 Mar 2021 08:00:20 GMT

March 4, 2021. Pound cake. The importance of good grammar. A short presidency. Vampires. Running, and cloning people.

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Never Drink THIS Wine

Wed, 03 Mar 2021 08:00:49 GMT

March 3, 2021. Celebrating mulled wine. A different kind of wine that is truly dangerous. Mishaps with utilities, and a possible end of quarantine.

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Two People, One Name, All the Banks Robbed

Tue, 02 Mar 2021 08:00:14 GMT

March 2, 2021. Celebrating women. Being angry about things people do in the theater. Two robbers with the same name. King Kong, and the Sound of Music.

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The Advice You Didn’t Know You Needed

Sat, 27 Feb 2021 08:00:02 GMT

February 27, 2021. How to get a man. Italian politics. Poison olives. A caution for the modern woman, and writing a book by copying someone else’s book.

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Prohibition is Prohibiting

Thu, 25 Feb 2021 08:00:37 GMT

November 25, 2021. Nope. It is February. Clam chowder versus chili. Expensive sugar. Upholding the law by limiting the impact of your effort, and an awesome person from Houston.

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Aliens, Pigs and Dogs

Wed, 24 Feb 2021 08:00:20 GMT

February 24, 2021. Tortilla chips. Nachos. Aliens denied. Pigs for sale, and way too many dogs.

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Being Responsible By Choice

Tue, 23 Feb 2021 08:00:15 GMT

February 23, 2021. Banana bread. Dog biscuits, and responding to conversation from the Facebook group.

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What Happened to the Texas Power Grid?

Mon, 22 Feb 2021 08:00:45 GMT

February 22, 2021. Exploring what happened to the Texas power grid.

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Pirating the Vaccine

Sat, 20 Feb 2021 08:00:57 GMT

February 20, 2021. Hoodie Hoo and goodbye winter. Reality of space travel. Modern piracy. Old flowers that are new, and stealing the vaccine.

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Drink Wine and Steal Diamonds

Thu, 18 Feb 2021 08:00:18 GMT

February 18, 2021. Drinking wine. Finding Pluto. Swiss bank accounts, and stealing diamonds.

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Being Kind and Beating Wall Street

Wed, 17 Feb 2021 08:00:42 GMT

February 17, 2021. Being randomly kind. Booze for everyone. Bob Dylan and other singers. Troubles with customs. Climate change, and beating Wall Street.

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Mardi Gras Bewbs

Tue, 16 Feb 2021 08:00:58 GMT

February 16, 2021. Fat Tuesday. Sneezing and being blessed. The Kentucky educational system. Agriculture. Fidel Castro. Cigars, and celebrities being embarrassing.

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You Don’t HAVE TO Celebrate

Mon, 15 Feb 2021 08:00:08 GMT

February 15, 2021. Only celebrating some of the presidents. Corrupting young minds. The Canadian flag. YouTube, and blizzards.

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Smuggling That Chub

Sat, 13 Feb 2021 08:00:38 GMT

February 13, 2021. It’s not you, and it’s not me. Confusing McDonald’s. Robbing banks. Bad golf. Dog food explosions, and chub smuggling.

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T-Shirts and Cat Lawyers

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 08:00:59 GMT

February 11, 2021. The illustrious white t-shirt. Vatican City. How to shoot your hunting buddy, and cats who stand for truth, justice, and the American way.

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Robbers, Pirates, and Secret Societies

Tue, 09 Feb 2021 08:00:04 GMT

February 9, 2021. Eating 23 pounds of pizza. The gentleman thief. Societies that are not secret. Cryptocurrency, and getting triggered.

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Gen Z Doesn’t Know

Sat, 06 Feb 2021 08:00:12 GMT

February 6, 2021. Ice cream breakfast. Getting Rick rolled. Trying to pick a name for your gang. X-rated shows on television, and Gen Z destroying their own credibility.

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The Smooth Part of the Ken Doll

Thu, 04 Feb 2021 08:00:23 GMT

February 4, 2021. Homemade soup. The Black Donnellys. Stealing Whiskey. Barbie dolls, and letting women wear trousers.

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I Will Steal Your Dog

Wed, 03 Feb 2021 08:00:41 GMT

February 3, 2021. The death of music. Windmills. Presidential hypocrisy. Stealing dogs, and west coast boobs.

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Three Kings and Conflict

Tue, 02 Feb 2021 08:00:04 GMT

February 2, 2021. A glorified woodchuck. A series of kings who disliked Carole Baskin. Climate change, and corporate bullies.

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“Accidental” Nudity

Mon, 01 Feb 2021 08:00:55 GMT

February 1, 2021. Snakes. The Canadian Mounted Police. Naughty dancing and getting paid for it. Wardrobe malfunctions, and an icky way to test for corona virus.

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Inappropriate Bathrobes and Famous Cigars

Sat, 30 Jan 2021 08:00:24 GMT

January 30, 2021. The croissant. A gold rush. Gambling. Winston Churchill and cigars. Scientific discoveries, and aliens.

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Responsible Piracy

Wed, 27 Jan 2021 08:00:23 GMT

January 27, 2021. For the love of books. Responsible piracy. Tarzan, Elvis, and soda pop.

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Diamonds Are Forever?

Tue, 26 Jan 2021 08:00:08 GMT

January 26, 2021. Picking the wrong bird. Ecumenical decisions. A giant diamond, and hacking the internet.

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Arguing In Public

Mon, 25 Jan 2021 12:15:44 GMT

January 23, 2021. Brownies that are not brown. Crashing an airplane. Burning bras. Using the wrong glue, and drama at the better business bureau.

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Public Fist Fights and Presidential Pardons

Thu, 21 Jan 2021 08:00:11 GMT

January 21, 2021. Tree rodents. Lollipop superstar. Inaugurations. Fist fights and high society. Robbing banks, and presidential pardons.

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Professional Cheating

Tue, 19 Jan 2021 08:00:55 GMT

January 19, 2021. Popcorn. Geology. Unexpected snow. Drug dealers, and professional sports cheaters.

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8 Over 80

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 08:00:42 GMT

January 14, 2020. How to not let age dictate your impact.

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That’s A NICE Rubber Duckie

Wed, 13 Jan 2021 08:00:24 GMT

January 13, 2021. A royal rubber Duckie. A red hot mama. Staying at the Y.M.C.A. Mafia crimes, and choking on pretzels.

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Victory Sausages for Everyone!

Tue, 12 Jan 2021 08:00:23 GMT

January 12, 2021. Kissing a ginger. Using meat as propaganda. Stealing money, and being cryogenically frozen.

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Stomping In Puddles

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 08:00:41 GMT

January 11, 2021. Stepping in puddles. Fast cars. Smoking. Insurance companies, and questionable medical advice.

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Crimes that Pay

Sat, 09 Jan 2021 08:00:31 GMT

January 9, 2021. Photography. Climbing buildings. Murder. Hoaxes, and being crazy rich.

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Cannibalism, Cooking and Aliens

Thu, 07 Jan 2021 08:00:29 GMT

January 7, 2021. Bobbleheads. An old school cannibal. Cooking like a domestic scientist, and proof of aliens.

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Daylight Savings Time and Witches

Wed, 06 Jan 2021 08:00:52 GMT

January 6, 2020. Beans. Epiphany. Boxing. Daylight savings time. Violence amongst figure skaters, and taxing witches.

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A Brand New Year

Fri, 01 Jan 2021 08:00:33 GMT

January 1, 2021. Gladiators. Binomial nomenclature. Immigrants. Illegal television, and Y2K.

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Assassination, Aliens and Humanoid Robots

Thu, 31 Dec 2020 08:00:01 GMT

December 31, 2020. New Year’s Day. Being assassinated twice. Time squares. Crazy football games. Aliens, and dancing humanoid robots.

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Naughty Masquerade

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 08:00:39 GMT

December 30, 2020. Bacon. Baking Soda. A naughty masquerade. Canaries, and ephedra.

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Holiday Review

Sun, 27 Dec 2020 08:00:47 GMT

December 27, 2020. Holy Innocents. An unfortunate an acronym. Bad behavior on the radio. Naughty cameras, and cloning.

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Bits and Bobs About CHRISTMAS

Fri, 25 Dec 2020 08:00:52 GMT

December 25, 2020. Christmas, the holiday. Christmas, the island. The Christmas Truce, and the Christmas speech.

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Re-gifting, Eggnog and Advent

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 08:00:18 GMT

December 24, 2020. Christmas Eve. Re-gifting. Eggnog riots. Dunning-Kruger effect, and advent.

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Festivus and Advent

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 08:00:11 GMT

December 23, 2020. German cookies. Festivus. 7th grade humor. Organized crime, and advent.

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Self Defense and Advent

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 08:00:30 GMT

December 22, 2020. Tasty breads. Religious orders. Christmas lights. Corvettes. Impacting pop culture, and advent.

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Inner Dwarf and Advent

Mon, 21 Dec 2020 08:00:45 GMT

December 21, 2020. A solstice and a conjunction. Knowing your inner dwarf. Inaccurate calendars, and advent.

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The Bachelor Tax and Advent

Sun, 20 Dec 2020 08:00:50 GMT

December 20, 2020. Sangria wine. The bachelor tax. Crazy feats of strength, and advent.

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Oatmeal and Advent

Sat, 19 Dec 2020 08:00:16 GMT

December 19, 2020. Hard candy. Oatmeal muffins. Robert Ripley. Fast Eddie. The birdman, and advent.

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Elves, Sweaters and Advent

Fri, 18 Dec 2020 08:00:00 GMT

December 18, 2020. Elf on a telephone. Holiday sweaters. Financial fraud. More maple syrup, and advent.

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Syrup, Aliens and Advent

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 08:00:15 GMT

December 17, 2020. Maple syrup. Christmas cards. Aliens. Hit men. Lawsuits, and advent.

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Chocolate Fishsticks and Advent

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 08:00:19 GMT

December 16, 2020. Covering things in chocolate. Regaining sanity. Destroying the tea, and advent.

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Herding Cats and Advent

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 08:00:18 GMT

December 15, 2020. Herding cats. Wearing pearls. Women attacking men. Good music. Bad sports, and advent.

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Soup, Surgery, and Advent

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 08:00:15 GMT

December 14, 2020. Fish soup. Questionable liver surgery. A saint, and advent.

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Hot Cocoa versus Hot Chocolate

Sun, 13 Dec 2020 08:00:56 GMT

December 13, 2020. Hot Cocoa and hot chocolate. Violins, and Our Lady of Guadalupe

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Vampires, Heists, Taxes and Advent

Sat, 12 Dec 2020 08:00:46 GMT

Guadalupe. Order of the Dragon. A heist. Cheating in sports. Tax evasion, and advent.

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Lufthansa Heist, Ponzi Schemes and Advent

Fri, 11 Dec 2020 08:00:52 GMT

December 11, 2020. Sentient technology. Elvis Presley. Fighting over fish. Stealing from the Germans. Digital Pirates. Ponzi schemes, and advent

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Emus and Advent

Thu, 10 Dec 2020 08:00:09 GMT

Geography of the Mediterranean. Huckleberry Finn. The Great Emu War, and advent

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Breakdancing, Weather Modification and Advent

Wed, 09 Dec 2020 08:00:20 GMT

December 9, 2020. Pastries. Getting excommunicated. Traffic lights. Breakdancing, and advent.

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Advent and Aliens

Tue, 08 Dec 2020 08:00:44 GMT

Feasting. Advent, and aliens

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Cotton Candy, Airplanes, and Advent

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 08:00:40 GMT

Cotton Candy. Thermo-setting plastic. Wiley Post. Otis Redding, and advent

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St. Nicholas vs. Santa

Sun, 06 Dec 2020 08:00:59 GMT

Robbing a bank. Saint Nicholas, and Advent

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Ninjas, Nudists, and Advent

Sat, 05 Dec 2020 08:00:51 GMT

The Sacher torte. Appreciating ninjas. Nude Recreation. The Bermuda Triangle, and advent

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The Original Deep State

Fri, 04 Dec 2020 08:00:23 GMT

Boss Tweed. Shooting Dice. Comet Eggs, and Advent

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Row That Boat, You Pirate!

Thu, 03 Dec 2020 08:00:54 GMT

Conjoined twins. In the Jailhouse. Heart Transplants. Rowing across the ocean, and, Advent.

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Fast Cars, Whiskey and Advent

Wed, 02 Dec 2020 08:00:42 GMT

All day at a car dealership, and, today’s advent readings

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Black Friday Stories and Advent Today

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 08:00:23 GMT

Giving Tuesday. Terrible stories about Black Friday. Discussing the Catholic liturgy of the word, and, today’s Advent readings

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Meteorites, Monoliths and Advent

Mon, 30 Nov 2020 08:00:12 GMT

Beer. Getting hit by a meteorite. The disappearance of a monolith, and, some stuff about the season of Advent

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French Toast and Pirates

Sat, 28 Nov 2020 08:00:19 GMT

French toast. Pirates. A car race, and, the man who stands at the center of all of the greatest conspiracy theories

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Drugs, Alcohol, Nudity and Thanksgiving!

Fri, 27 Nov 2020 08:00:00 GMT

Drugs, Alcohol, Nudity and Thanksgiving!

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Identity Theft

Tue, 24 Nov 2020 08:00:03 GMT

Celebrating the chef’s apron. Being a CIA knock. Identity theft, and, an unexplained obelisk

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I am D. B. Cooper

Mon, 23 Nov 2020 08:00:16 GMT

Sardines. Gentleman’s relish. D. B. Cooper, and, all about stock market circuit breakers

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Espresso and Petroleum Jelly

Mon, 23 Nov 2020 08:00:11 GMT

Hello. Drinking espresso. A mystical vision, and wearing a glove full of vaseline

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Governmental Shenanigans

Sat, 21 Nov 2020 08:00:06 GMT

Adoption, the red mittens of Canada, and, governmental shenanigans

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Toilets and Horses

Thu, 19 Nov 2020 08:00:14 GMT

World Toilet Day. Christopher Columbus and Lewis and Clark. Cigarettes. Pop Tarts. Tax Evasion, and digital books

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Potato Soup for the Soul

Wed, 18 Nov 2020 08:00:42 GMT

Vichyssoise; bad parenting; charitable women; Mickey Mouse; fish Friday; missiles; Minecraft; a creepy kangaroo; drugs by mail

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The Dangers of Hiking

Tue, 17 Nov 2020 08:00:02 GMT

Celebrating baklava, homemade bread and hiking; Buda and Pest; John L. Sullivan; NBC messing up; Russia arriving late to the moon party; a presidential crook and liar; corporate mergers and acquisitions

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The Queen’s Gambit

Mon, 16 Nov 2020 08:00:17 GMT

Meg & Kyle share thoughts on Netflix series, “The Queen’s Gambit”

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My Bologna Has a First Name

Sat, 14 Nov 2020 08:00:24 GMT

Pickles. Blood transfusions. World Travel. The Mafia. Ray Charles. Puerto Rico. James Bond, and, the style choices of Harry Styles

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Ignoring Good Advice

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 08:00:03 GMT

All the adjustments; Happy Hour; Nessie; space selfies; an exploding whale; the internet; Full House; bad governance; Britney Spears

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A Proper Veterans Day

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 08:00:45 GMT

Veterans Day; German maths; the Flat Hat Club; Gotham; Route 66; the Dust Bowl; Van Gogh

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Don’t Stiff the Cabbie

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 08:00:09 GMT

Consistency; vanilla cupcakes; Walt Disney; a dirty book; Sesame Street; Dan Rather; Home Alone; Uptown Funk; Alex Trebek; election fraud

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Chaos, Desire and ALL the Emotions

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 08:00:42 GMT

Chaos Never Dies; tree carnage; desire; emotions; my back hurts

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Jazz It Out, or Get the AXE!

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 07:00:15 GMT

Not at home; winter weather when it isn’t winter; beware the Axeman

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Conquering Depression, Anxiety, and Sadness

Mon, 26 Oct 2020 07:00:05 GMT

Pumpkin Day; painting vs. carving; depression, anxiety and sadness

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Bologna For Everyone

Sat, 24 Oct 2020 07:00:13 GMT

Envious of our international neighbors’ bologna; why is Oklahoma windy?; barrels over Niagara; take me out to the ballgame; market catastrophes; nylon stockings; the conspiratorial introduction of the United Nations; blood Friday; Einstein’s recipe for happiness; diabolical ironclad;

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Naked Sprinting for Cash

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 07:00:31 GMT

Somebody’s got to do it; all the colors; pajamas, nakedness and robes; Houdini; uncle molester; the life of a hoarder; Pretty Boy Floyd;

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The Weaknesses of Kyle’s Personalty Type

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 07:00:40 GMT

Apple Day, but not the Steve kind; the illustrated man; fast typing; Judge Judy; the Zoom incident; anti-trusting google; personality weaknesses of the producer; Kyle’s weaknesses

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Gratitude for Your Inner Witch

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 07:00:38 GMT

Re-sick; Brandied Fruit; side dishes with BBQ; gratitude snowballs; jumping over the van; being a witch and embracing it

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Welcome to the MEGASODE

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 07:00:01 GMT

Freestyling the Megasode; how to bisque; 3 feasts; underwear plus; the power of MAYBE and the healing attitudes; everything is always working out

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Einstein Didn’t Catch COVID

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 07:00:14 GMT

Mulligan Day; nat geo; the tax man cometh; Einstein; fake heart; the queen owes money; white collar war; not quite the president; men that were blue; tall buildings; big sandwiches; Dexter; bedtime viewing habits; covid resistance

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Ladies that LOVE Whiskers

Thu, 15 Oct 2020 07:00:38 GMT

Grouch Day; Virgil and Tito; bowling with the king; grow a beard; thank you, France; a spider and a pig; preaching entertainment; free truck; popular Prime Day purchases; breaking the law

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No S#!? Sherlock

Wed, 14 Oct 2020 07:00:48 GMT

Fossil Day; a battle with guns, stones and bricks; don’t swing so hard; Sherlock; getting shot; Winnie the Pooh; more James Bond; Nazis versus Catholics; sonic boom; Crocs

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No Bra and Short Shorts

Tue, 13 Oct 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Severity of man-cold; no bras; Fatima; Paddington Bear; SuperSonics and Thunder; eating people; mobile phone service; training dolphins; is the shroud real?; all survived; the prime day of 2 days

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Top 50 Heroes from Cinema

Wed, 07 Oct 2020 23:40:33 GMT

Man cold; Fluffernutter; sandboxes are nasty; Alvin York; heroes

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Winning, Losing and Being Recalled

Wed, 07 Oct 2020 07:00:31 GMT

10 months of gestation; frappe; the battle of Lepanto; folding stuff; 222 to 0 is a terrible way to lose; Simon Cowell; the far side of the moon; all the pushups; movie ratings; Cats versus Katz; sell those tickets, Bruce; being recalled

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How to Survive a Tornado

Tue, 06 Oct 2020 07:00:48 GMT

Black shirt club; orange wine; Mennonite goblets; idiot Adolf; JFK’s bomb shelters; how to survive a tornado; George had faith; Michael Jordan; cats; crime in the Vatican; trending in Meg’s mind; famous ad-libbed quotes

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Getting Funky and Violating Public Decency

Mon, 05 Oct 2020 07:00:38 GMT

Getting funky; 4th Council of Constantinople; Machinegun Kelly, not the pop star; all the movies; James Bond’s watch; Monty Python; the Order of the Solar Tradition; 50 Number Ones; violating public decency; Evil

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I Was Today Years Old When…

Sat, 03 Oct 2020 07:00:38 GMT

Flan; Poe might have been cooped; hang on, I’m getting a fax; unity; buffalo wings; near a show without watching it; bailout; selfie danger; expensive whiskey; incorruptible; thinks people just learned

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All the Dollars and Some Sexual Healing

Thu, 01 Oct 2020 07:00:28 GMT

A whole new month; bring a Bible to school?; saying nope; wine pairings with astrology; being a paid substitute; Stanford U; the Model T; manipulating statistics to fit the narrative; whiskey and freedom; Julie Andrews; relax, Mensa; thanks for the healing, Marvin

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Masks and BuzzFeed’s finCEN Files

Wed, 30 Sep 2020 07:00:55 GMT

False advertising on the YouTube; covid mask = halloween mask; mud mask day; better living through ether; shipwrecking Crusoe; the Flintstones; Jerry Springer; pandemic achievements; Canada’s space clown; Bad Bunny’s Crocs; BuzzFeed’s finCEN files

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Smoking HOT Women

Tue, 29 Sep 2020 07:00:53 GMT

Finding the sub dungeon; not showing the show; international coffee day; big goat energy; feast of the archangels; the first billionaire ever; the answering machine conspiracy; the Chevy Panther and/or Camaro and virginity; shooting friends on your birthday; not the hardest working band in show business; legal drugs gone bad; video games; public profanity; smoking hot women;

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Fifty Shades of Earl Grey

Sat, 26 Sep 2020 07:00:37 GMT

Lumberjack day; circumnavigation; bringing out your dead; at least 50 shades of Grey; planes; Hasselhoff; the Biosphere; Elton John; creating a prison-resort; Dead Sea Scrolls; that isn’t proper exercise, Olivia

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Should You Fling a Wing-Ding?

Thu, 24 Sep 2020 07:00:42 GMT

All the Catholic stuff; wedgie watchers; a panic on wall street; flinging a wing-ding; the dragon’s triangle; licking fingers; if this cruise ship is rockin’; bear poking; fighting literacy

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Bathing Outside and Presidential Hangovers

Wed, 23 Sep 2020 07:00:50 GMT

Blessed Rainy Day; outside baths; wedgie fandom; British spies; being treasonous; expensive potatoes; the Jetsons (George, Elroy and company); dumb today; Reagan’s hangover; Meg’s famous dad; help us, Morgan Freeman; the not-cowboy

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Canadian Tuxedoes and Husband Killing

Tue, 22 Sep 2020 07:00:47 GMT

The autumn equinox; don’t dig through your drawers; denim jackets; an anti-pope; the last of the Salem witches; not a pirate; TCU/SMU rivalry; the hubby killer; all the tv premiers; Hasselhoff; Super Bowl nudity; BuzzFeed’s super secret documents that don’t reveal much;

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Taking Care of Wedgies

Mon, 21 Sep 2020 12:52:32 GMT

An interesting story about abundance, scarcity and generosity; what is deserved and why it is deserved; more about clothes - understanding the essentials or basics; language that describes pants; attempting to find efficiency

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Cracking the Style Code and Our Journey So Far

Sat, 19 Sep 2020 07:00:07 GMT

Awkward is the secret to longevity; a desire to be better; trend and fashion versus style; our style journey from past to present

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It’s Okay, I’m a Member of the Band

Thu, 17 Sep 2020 07:00:04 GMT

The pioneering nurse; St. Cornelius; sprinkler systems; Lord of the Flies; wedding by proxy; television shows; Bad to the Bone; I’m a member of the band; Denver, airlines and drugs; don’t samurai yourself; get over here pillow-bottom

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Monetized Prayer and Fashion

Wed, 16 Sep 2020 07:00:21 GMT

Heroes’ Day; the magnetic South Pole; think of the mugs; exploding JP Morgan; maintaining your anarchist group; top 5 songs at once; unethical space walking; Ryan’s critical acclaim; King George; prayer and dollars; aliens; geopolitical manipulations through the FB; wardrobe stuffs

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The Episode That Had No Name

Tue, 15 Sep 2020 07:00:36 GMT

A papal encyclical; Ignatian perspectives; a bunch of stuff that lends greater significance and weight to all things discussed in episode 52

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Inspiration and Dissolving Shames, Guilts and Reasons for Not Deserving

Mon, 14 Sep 2020 07:00:20 GMT

Serious business voice; coherency and flow - they make a difference; dissolving shames, guilts and reasons for not deserving; a better understanding of the Certain Way; conversations with the part of yourself that always tells you the truth

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Swallowing Diamonds

Sat, 12 Sep 2020 07:00:39 GMT

Dogs love drugs; an owl mug; submarines; slow down Casanova; burlesque shows; Episcopals won’t obey; whiskey explosions; Lassie, where’s Timmy?; spaghetti western’s and Clint Eastwood; the explosively good Pinto; the Smurfs; swallowing diamonds; super old drawings

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All About Miracle Mike

Thu, 10 Sep 2020 07:00:36 GMT

Return of the idiot sweatshirt; TURN; rickshaw; dollars per person; Miracle Mike; Neil Diamond; serious bike riding; Jeopardy; Hard Rock Cafe; Cheryl Crow v. Walmart; presidential idiocy; Fight Club; Dune remake

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Licking Fingers?

Wed, 09 Sep 2020 07:00:32 GMT

Children’s Day; dying for a marathon; licking fingers; born in the White House; staying less drunk; bombs, Otis Redding; computer bugs; laugh track; Band of Brothers; Xbox; electric badger; a sneak peak

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Statues, Nudity, and Underwear

Tue, 08 Sep 2020 07:00:42 GMT

Extending deadline to submit entry into the merch drawing to 9/12… leave a review of the show and send us an email at promo@sortaawesomeshow.com

Louder than velcro in church; all the holidays of Spain; dialect differences - junk in the boot; Richard the Lionhearted; Michelangelo’s David; religious history; Abe Lincoln; Scotch tape; Oprah Winfrey; there’s more than one henge; hugging the leg of the Pioneer Woman; legions disappointed by Netflix; burning it all down

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STUNNING Health Improvements and How We Did It

Mon, 07 Sep 2020 07:00:46 GMT

Labor Day; Buddy Holly; Uncle Sam; Baby Incubator; Raggedy Ann; ESPN; Tupac; the Cardi B / Minaj brawl; ASTOUNDING health improvements

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Dorothy’s Missing Slippers and the FBI

Sat, 05 Sep 2020 07:00:21 GMT

Birthday!; St. Theresa; how to prep wrong; magic carpet; Dorothy’s slippers and fbi.gov; pretend punishments; the Russian beard tax; Freddie Mercury; the Beatles Anthology; illegal file sharing; stock markets; James Bond or Jums Band; Godzilla v. Kong

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The Lone Ranger is Going to Die

Thu, 03 Sep 2020 07:00:59 GMT

Enter the merch drawing by leaving a review and then sending an email to: promo@sortaawesomeshow.com

Tight pants; St. Marinus; riots over stolen time; land speed record; the Lone Ranger; driving on the other side; US versus UK; a very big alligator; ALL THE MERCH!

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MUST KNOW Industry Insider Secrets!

Wed, 02 Sep 2020 12:22:24 GMT

Hungry Ghost Festival; Keanu Reeves; the great fire of London; the overnight loss of 11 days; stealing all the money; softly speaking and big sticks; apple-pickin’ skills; industry insider secrets

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A Pink Cadillac, Zombies and Icky Birds

Tue, 01 Sep 2020 07:00:43 GMT

Rabbit, rabbit?; playing in the Liberty Bell; innocent of treason; lateral-cut flat-disc gramophone; the Junction Boys; Hitchcock’s “Rear Window”; the birds of Wal-mart; pink Cadillac; Dawn of the Dead; documentaries; the Titanic; losing games; boxing; Gloria Estefan; Beanie Babies; Harry Potter; internet financial fraud; covid stuff; Tesla stock

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The Michael Jackson Estate and Being TP RICH

Mon, 31 Aug 2020 07:00:55 GMT

Birthday shaming; independence from somewhere; pro football; the split skirt; Lincoln logs suck; Foghorn Leghorn; the Sunmobile at the Powerama; Michael Jackson; Princess Diana; Dixie Chicks; how to tax prostitution; the Jackson estate; upcoming merch drawing!

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The Science of Getting Rich by Wallace D. Wattles - Part 6

Sat, 29 Aug 2020 07:00:08 GMT

Some Cautions, and Concluding Observations; Summary of The Science of Getting Rich

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The Science of Getting Rich by Wallace D. Wattles - Part 5

Thu, 27 Aug 2020 07:00:12 GMT

Getting into the Right Business; The Impression of Increase; The Advancing Man

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The Science of Getting Rich by Wallace D. Wattles - Part 4

Wed, 26 Aug 2020 07:00:30 GMT

Further Use of the Will; Acting In the Certain Way; Efficient Action

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The Science of Getting Rich by Wallace D. Wattles - Part 3

Tue, 25 Aug 2020 07:00:43 GMT

Gratitude; Thinking in the Certain Way; How to Use the Will

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The Science of Getting Rich by Wallace D. Wattles - Part 2

Mon, 24 Aug 2020 07:00:54 GMT

The First Principle in the Science of Getting Rich; Increasing Life; How Riches Come to You

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The Science of Getting Rich by Wallace D. Wattles - Part 1

Sat, 22 Aug 2020 07:00:45 GMT

The Right to Be Rich; There is a Science of Getting Rich; Is Opportunity Monopolized?

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The 14 AWKWARD Things No One Talks About

Thu, 20 Aug 2020 07:00:50 GMT

Texas Women; campfire nudity; 14 awkward things; two books that we’ll be covering; sneak peak at something to come…

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Money, Religion & Sex, but Mostly MONEY

Wed, 19 Aug 2020 07:00:20 GMT

John Stamos, you’re a beautiful man; more witch trials; directed mass hysteria; My Sharona by The Knack; Goodbye Aral Sea; chapter 24 of You Area a Badass is LEGIT; Meg drank a fly!

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The Digital Conspiracy Around Us

Tue, 18 Aug 2020 07:00:27 GMT

99 problems; fast drying, but not too fast; a day with no holidays; the grape harvest festival; daddy Ghenghis; the Pendle witch trials; a sea serpent; store catalogues; all the cherry trees; the 19th amendment; Patrick Swayze; the rant against Apple (& others); the Netflix secret

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Scarcity vs. Abundance

Mon, 17 Aug 2020 07:00:42 GMT

Stoic Indifference; Davy Crockett, king of what?; the Alamo, don’t forget; air mail; the People’s Bath; electric ignition; opium smuggling; theater sissy slapping; scarcity v. abundance;

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How to V-sit and when NOT to

Sat, 15 Aug 2020 07:00:41 GMT

Tripod issues; the Jesuits did it; Ignatian Spirituality; the nomadic monk; Ahoy, Mr. Edison; not the Crisco; Woodstock - all the balls; team trampoline; deep space radio transmission; Elvis laughs; hey, Macarena; the Germans love their finger wrestling; Cardi B versus Carole B(baskin); Meg on 10 Things to Tell You

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How Do YOU Coffee?

Thu, 13 Aug 2020 07:00:32 GMT

Two day birthday; fumble fingers; shameless pursuit of your passion; tv, color tv and planned obsolescence; pay phones; national disunity; Soybean Car; QAnon; the coffee journey

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An Encounter with a Former President - Jimmy Carter?

Wed, 12 Aug 2020 07:00:54 GMT

Full frontal episodes get more views; the queen’s birthday; Singer sewing machine; culottes and capri pants - do they come in camo?; the squeezebox; we claim Hawaii and someone should tell them; the Model T; twins, the Guinness Book of Records and Meg’s English accent; the Philadelphia Experiment; Meg loses her composure; disruptive technology and free markets; meeting the former president…

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You Are a Badass - excellent book

Tue, 11 Aug 2020 07:00:07 GMT

The Mayan Calendar; freaky at the roller rink; packing for the Green Bay Packers; escaping from Alcatraz; fired from the Grand Ole Opry; Mall of America; Airbnb; the ebay influence; who are you, Paul Ryan; using your own crimes to inspire your crime novel; excellent book - You Are A Badass

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Like A Virgin?

Mon, 10 Aug 2020 07:00:11 GMT

It’s Father’s Day somewhere; Iconoclasm; a warship named the Vasa; the Diesel engine; aspirin; Candid Camera (Microphone); Protective Milk; Hitchcock’s Psycho; Like a Virgin; 1 million songs; fruitcake; oh no, Simon!; mustachewaxfacts; flip-flop update

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How to Make Hamburgers and Clone Babies

Sat, 08 Aug 2020 07:00:22 GMT

Get your house in order, Canada; Whataburger!; V words; 3 vulgar songs; burning the bad music and buying it again; falling 500 feet off a mountain; don’t clone humans, babies or human babies; how to make those hamburgers;

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Full Frontal Broadway

Thu, 06 Aug 2020 07:00:06 GMT

Lucille Ball; Mr. Brady wasn’t Bob; screaming in Target; watermelon ban; you can’t scare a maggot; Don Juan and the 127 kisses; encyclicals and the Feast of the Transfiguration; Oh Calcutta!, where are your clothes; pinball tournament; hello FBI; Lebanon explosion; personality types and how they handle or don’t handle routines

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These Dogs Snore Like VIKINGS

Wed, 05 Aug 2020 07:00:34 GMT

Dog stink; Fiesta de Virgin Blanca; Viking Raids and a Netflix series; it’s cute when they snore?; William Wallace and the Scottish resistance; flogging is not an option; cheating at reading; traveler’s checks and the Knights Templar; little orphan Annie; first man on the moon (allegedly); SHOUT by the Isley Brothers; the financial services industry is not not guilty; dress like your daughter day - in jail; failed audible hack

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Champagne Fights and Caviar Conspiracies

Tue, 04 Aug 2020 07:00:07 GMT

Don’t resist the routine; fun with forcefields; champagne; Maggie makes a curse word!; we don’t need no stinking treaties; all the Masonic conspiracies; new word - evilities; history versus history versus the interwebs; antarctic questions - James Cook, Admiral Byrd and FLAT EARTH; Satchmo - dislodging the Beatles; spitting, fighting and rioting; a POTUS b-day; Purple Rain; postage stamps and child labor; Dirty Dancing, as a child; Robert Downey Jr; mustache wax

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Bad Socks and a Coxswain Attitude

Mon, 03 Aug 2020 07:00:51 GMT

Pink or salmon; gardenia and baby wipes; Christopher Columbus; intercollegiate sports; coxswain; Mickey Mouse; soft core church violence; Billboard Hot 100; Paul McCartney; the Superdome; CIA mind control; walking - an olympic event?; clothes on for USPS service; Unforgiven; Havana; Halt and Catch Fire, or Halton catch fire; Awesome Nicole!;

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Stealing Laxatives and the Crown Jewels of Sweden

Sat, 01 Aug 2020 07:00:01 GMT

Congonians, Congans or Congolese?; things we don’t know about measurement; the Whiskey Insurrection; Michelin taking the long way around the barn; slap Jeep; Aretha Franklin; Endless Love and the couples skate; MTV did not kill the radio star or the radio; sneaky TV pleasures; don’t get caught stealing laxatives; A Game of Thrones; human cloning; stealing the crown jewels

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Guide to Being a Responsible Pirate

Thu, 30 Jul 2020 07:00:23 GMT

To be early is to be on time; the no-sleep toddler; happy Sacrifice Feast Eve; the Treasure Fleet; the socially responsible pirate; Baltimore, MD; L’Oreal versus Maybelline; I’m not an ashtray; the Penguin paperback; so depressed; the electric book?; the USS Indianapolis; all the legos; get to the choppa; Elvis; Pitt-Aniston marriage; an expensive coin; slug bug; Fenty Beauty launching new things

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J.R.R. Tolkien and Stealing Diamonds

Wed, 29 Jul 2020 07:00:06 GMT

Transcontinental telephone calls; swimming with a meat cutter; a big ol’ mug of bullion; TOLKIEN!; the iron curtain of Christianity; Matchbox 20; murderpedia.org - for the true crime fan; Pink Panther Jewel Thief Gang; colognes - Sartorial by Penhaligon’s and Clubman by Pinaud

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Decluttering, Without Punching Out Your Own Teeth

Tue, 28 Jul 2020 07:00:27 GMT

Blessed Stanley Rother - great man, great biography; fingerprint identification; how to punch out your own teeth; legalization - not just for drugs; DECLUTTERING - sunk cost versus the hidden cost; the series - Kingdom (not for HSPs); book - The Shepherd Who Didn’t Run; look for Meg to give some Taylor Swift links on the FB page; podcast - Scientology: Fair Game; podcast - Deep Cover: The Drug Wars; a disappearing perfume; the perfume hat

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Taylor Swift and an Air Fryer - 2 things that are hot!

Mon, 27 Jul 2020 07:00:23 GMT

Are we recording?; reaching critical mass; kiddie gates versus a pile of trash; the restaurant supply store is Disney World for chefs; learning about the air fryer; Taylor Swift - new album!; the Swift-Potter decline; Netflix - Fear City; book - You Are Awesome; don’t trust Rachel;

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Netflix - TOP 10 EVER (maybe)

Sat, 25 Jul 2020 07:00:41 GMT

Father’s Day math; Emperor Constantine; Puerto Rico; Bob Dylan; Matt LeBlanc; AC/DC Back in Black; WikiLeaks; Netflix TOP 10 EVER; Netflix algo ruined my LIFE

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Indecent Proposals to Meg 1000

Thu, 23 Jul 2020 07:00:45 GMT

Ailments of the old; the typographer; internet versus internment; ice cream cone; Meg 1000; one tooth and a guitar; more Harry Potter stuffs; (not)controversial books from childhood; how to propose marriage; a Netflix Original - Indian Matchmaking; a book recommendation; play doh bacon

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A Terrible Movie and a Great Life Story

Wed, 22 Jul 2020 07:00:04 GMT

Now you’re in a conversation; Roanoke is ancient; the answer is on reddit; Plan 9 from Outer Space; MST3K; a Meyers Briggs minute; the REAL Rosetta Stone; being forever changed (again) through affirmation and validation;

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Flip-Flops, Chasing Bubbles, and Losing an Eye

Tue, 21 Jul 2020 07:00:49 GMT

Lowest temperature ever; decision of convenience; Justin Bieber; it’s not worth losing an eye; flip flops; Paul T. Geist the poltergeist; documentary - Chasing Bubbles! Spotify playlist - Class of 95

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The Business of Drugs: 50 Years and $1 Trillion Later

Mon, 20 Jul 2020 07:00:39 GMT

Big ol’ ball of cheese for the president; the all cheese diet is not good; walking on the moon (supposedly); wasps aren’t animals, but they smell good; The War on Drugs; a look at the regional and global economies of drugs; should or could drug laws be changed?; Escobar made $70 million a day, not $1 billion; prohibition doesn’t work; Watch-Read-Listen-Lifestyle

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Vin Diesel, Kristin Bell and a Few other Celebrities

Sat, 18 Jul 2020 07:00:25 GMT

Tik-Tok-tastic; scent of the day - Liquid Luck; the Great Fire of Rome - thanks, Nero?; Nadia is in Norman!?!?; Vin Diesel (and brother); D&D fans unite; thanks, Big Steve; my hips lied; Kristin Bell; Smallville wasn’t big enough; vegetable hockey; yes to everything; 3 screams is plenty; full frontal Conan; Watch-Read-Listen-Lifestyle List

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Length Isn't Everything

Fri, 17 Jul 2020 07:00:04 GMT

Please take a minute to leave a review, then go check out episode 252 of Sorta Awesome - "It Wasn't All Grunge and BIG Hair."

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The Old Guard - Should You Watch It?

Thu, 16 Jul 2020 07:00:50 GMT

Parfume - Russian Caravan; kissing ban; San Diego; parking meters; The Catcher in the Rye; Apollo 11 Buzz Aldrin/Aldrich; the birth of Amazon; gubernatorial illness; PeacockTV?; discussing “The Old Guard”; a knew segment, if you don’t call it a segment - Watch, Read, Listen, Lifestyle

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The EXCELLENT Ernie Barnes, and an apology to Alan Rickman

Wed, 15 Jul 2020 06:00:26 GMT

Taxes aren’t awesome; the not-t-shirt-t-shirt; subscribing to Rosetta Stone since 1799; The Kinks; have a very merry Die Hard Christmas; TRUST the twin year old seven boy?; Twitter; Alan Rickman, I apologize; Ernie Barnes - pro athlete, actor, painter - happy birthday!; limited series - Park Predators; the “yep” review

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A Toothless Raccoon and Professor Snape, the Turd

Tue, 14 Jul 2020 09:00:40 GMT

New thumbnail!; cold brew coffee; surgeons on ICE; watch Tombstone, enjoy Johnny Ringo; common sense childcare; sports in color; can you make change for a $10,000?; a Japanese company made a game about Italian brothers who are plumbers; Elvis?; Harper Lee’s second, first novel - bust up that chifforobe; Saint Kateri Tekakwitha; cruelty free health and beauty products!; sleepy, old, toothless raccoon; Snape is a turd

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Three MOVIES and a PLAYLIST

Mon, 13 Jul 2020 11:00:34 GMT

Guide to gift spending; smells like Basilica; laudanum isn’t for babies; juxtaposition; is Meg the lost Spice Girl?; mask/hat beard; Hollywood(land); doughnuts or donuts, not the other thing; Harrison Ford is Han Solo and Hans Olo; Catholics are not communists; Tom Hanks movie - Greyhound; movie - Palm Springs; Netflix - The Old Guard; adult comics?!?!; theater sleeping; 70’s Rock Anthems on Spotify; I HATE Alexa

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What Happened to Rey Rivera - from Unsolved Mysteries

Sat, 11 Jul 2020 15:19:54 GMT

Baseline cranky; climbing the ranks!; perfume you love that he doesn’t; one strong apricot; women’s world cup!; Unsolved Mysteries - Rey Rivera; mask ventriloquism; the maths/physics don’t work; screenplay?; the big money machine; training chateau/shiteau;

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It’s ON like Donkey Kong

Thu, 09 Jul 2020 11:00:22 GMT

Can’t run for office; SOTD; irked and chaffed; the sirens weren’t for us; headache perfume; jumping jack olympics; essential oils vs. fragrance oils; Tom. Hanks - on Conan O’brian’s podcast, Big, Castaway, The Burbs, The Ladykillers; born in the Astrodome; it’s on like Donkey Kong; ear biting; open heart surgery; teaser for Unsolved Mysteries - Rey Rivera

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Resolving family conflict - FOREVER!

Wed, 08 Jul 2020 11:00:54 GMT

House fire to kill flies; Kyle is a jockstrap?; PLEASE, leave a review; Liberty Bell; aliens in Roswell; cooking with Wolfgang; are you a Spice Girl?; Harry Potter and the Goblet of Moonshine; the family member “helper”; conquering ignorance by disproving the source rather than arguing the points; don’t watch hell-a-vision; fish or death; death by Ritalin; babies that read; the reptilian leprechauns of today

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That Big E (not Big “D”) Energy Scandal

Tue, 07 Jul 2020 05:00:04 GMT

June magic, July doldrums; chaseball and shoes to match; the sad parade of Kyle’s birthday; the different pronunciations of Prague; Jim Thorpe; the wonders of the world, ancient vs. modern; way to go, Mr. Arson; to the moon; winning Jeopardy; rage cleaning; Enron - fully committed to crime; Big E Energy?

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Doing IT PUBLICLY for the FIRST TIME!

Mon, 06 Jul 2020 11:00:55 GMT

Exciting day; Sorta Awesome Media and the main show Sorta Awesome; crying babies; snoring dogs; as cool as we used to be; we’re only related through marriage; vodka in the freezer and a brand recommendation; Sorta Awesome YouTube channel; life lessons from dog poo; we have that Indoor plumbing

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TRAILER for Awesome Today!

Mon, 29 Jun 2020 20:59:54 GMT

Meet Meg and Kyle, the hosts and creators of Awesome Today!

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