Bad Clowns: Film Pitch

EDINBURGH SPECIAL #4 - Sam's Classic Romcom

Fri, 16 Aug 2024 09:59:00 GMT

Sam Dodgshon joins the poddy today and we discuss what a Romcom set on (or near) the Titanic might look like.

Catch Sam everyday at the Fringe at 1:30 at the Banshee Labyrinth with Sam Dogshon's Memory is Full!

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EDINBURGH SPECIAL #3 - Will's Fantasy Movie

Thu, 15 Aug 2024 05:00:33 GMT

Will Sebag-Montefiore joins the Bad Clowns to make a 1 hour epic of a fantasy movie, with some admittedly unnecessary sexual elements.

Plus the boys struggle with when the coffee will arrive?!

Catch Will everyday (not 17th) of the Fringe at the Underbelly Bristol Square at 14:30, with Will of the People!

Tickets below:

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EDINBURGH SPECIAL #2 - Chris' Spaghetti Western

Wed, 14 Aug 2024 05:00:23 GMT

This episode hosts Chris East as we dive into the most rootin' tootin' yee-haw cowpoke western the world has ever heard.

Catch Chris every day of the Fringe at the Wee Yurt at 13:55 with My Brain Is Soup, Your Hands Are The Spoons!

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EDINBURGH SPECIAL #1 - Fella's 80's Action RomCom

Tue, 13 Aug 2024 05:00:27 GMT

In our very first Edinburgh special, we have Fella on the podcast as we improvise the world's first 80's ACTION ROMANTIC COMEDY!!

You can catch Fella at 1:20 AM every day at the City Cafe as Missy Heavens in Caravan Club and it's not got a mucky bum star!

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PREDICTING THE OSCARS 2024

Fri, 08 Mar 2024 16:34:26 GMT

IT'S AWARD SEASON! 🏆

So, as a treat, here's a BIG, BUMPER AND ESPECIALLY LONG episode where we make our predictions for awards night.

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https://youtu.be/ORaqZoOO4vk

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Unnecessary Origin Stories

Tue, 27 Feb 2024 02:00:00 GMT

What happened in the childhood of Stormtrooper #32? ❓❔❓

These are the questions that keep us up at night at Bad Clowns HQ.

Well damn it all, let's make some movies out of these origin stories.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/jnou1T8TNok

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Creating an Oscar Winning Horror Movie

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 06:00:31 GMT

Why do the scary movies always get snubbed? 🧟

Well, here at the Bad Clowns, we have had ENOUGH.

We are designing a horror movie that will NOT fail to win the Oscar in EVERY category.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/JXPLgfGvbRY

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Creating the World's Worst Sequels 2

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 06:00:52 GMT

The best movies are always the sequels. 🎞️

In this episode we generate truly terrible sequels to films that don't need them or want them.

Just like Hollywood.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/J8PujOVtNBk

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Improvised Star Wars Movie

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 06:00:21 GMT

Ages from now, in a universe that's just round the corner... ⭐⚔️

We didn't like the last Star Wars movie, and so we are taking it upon ourselves to make our own and do it right.

Finally, the FANS get a say!

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https://youtu.be/o79buitP7S0

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Turning Movies Into Stage Shows

Tue, 30 Jan 2024 06:00:32 GMT

There's NO business like SHOW business. 🎭

Your favourite movies are coming to the West End and/or Broadway in the form of a brand new stage show!

We adapt them seamlessly, respectfully, and also lazily.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/Jaapoux6P9g

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Gritty Children's Movie Reboots

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 06:00:04 GMT

Why should kids get all the good movies? 🧒

This week, Sam John and Christian are taking some classic kids movies and giving them a gritty makeover.

This one is for the grown ups.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/qcKo-VGwRag

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Improvised Tarantino Movie

Tue, 16 Jan 2024 06:00:43 GMT

Tarantin-oh yes! 🕴️

We put our heads together, and create a hyper-violent, needlessly complicated, and absolutely filthy movie.

In other words, a classic Tarantino flick.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/oiDVC6_db6c

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Turning Songs into Movies

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 06:00:06 GMT

Yesterday will be the Greatest Day, or we aren't Smooth Criminals. 🎵🎵🎵

This week Sam John and Christian take famous songs of the ages and turn them directly into rock solid ironclad movie plots.

Foolproof.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/bBJ5bf5hU2k

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Improvised Hallmark Christmas Movie

Tue, 19 Dec 2023 09:10:58 GMT

Christmas is just around the corner. 🎄🎅🌟

To celebrate the festive spirit, Sam John and Christian improvise an entire Hallmark Christmas movie.

The music doesn't fit, the acting is bad - it's just like Christmas.

We'll be taking a short break for the festive period, but the podcast will RETURN at the start of January.

Merry Christmas everyone! ☃️

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https://youtu.be/1cqTrXNC6LM

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Villain Swap

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 06:00:35 GMT

Don't look behind you. 👹

What would Halloween be like if Michael Myers was swapped with The Mon-Stars? What would Alien be like if the Xenomorph was swapped with Darth Vader?

You'd be surprised how well it works.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/U-kl2UIeScQ

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Action Heroes Fight Club

Tue, 05 Dec 2023 06:00:19 GMT

Action is our middle name. All of us. 🔫

Rambo. Jason Bourne. Ellen Ripley. We've always wondered who would win when discussing action movie heroes.

Now we know. And we can never go back.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/qHG2IhE7BVA

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The Twist of the Mist

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 06:00:03 GMT

WE ARE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK 🎆🎆🎆

We kick this season of Bad Clowns: Film Pitch off with a bang as we go through some of the most famous twists of all time and make them even better.

Even more betterer than before.

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https://youtu.be/X0tnX3iBkuE

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Sam's Movie Corner 4

Tue, 18 Jul 2023 05:00:00 GMT

Radio is the new television. 🎙️

Sam's Movie Corner is back, and he's managed to nab Hollywood superstars Christopher Bigcup and Miccolo Piccolo in for a chat about their upcoming movie.

Can they put aside their longstanding rivalry? Honestly, not really.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/ywZqaPuqpqs

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Muppet Remakes

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 05:43:16 GMT

It's time to play the music. 🐸

Muppets Christmas Carol and Muppets Treasure Island are rightly known as the greatest films of all time.

But what other classic stories need the muppet treatment?

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/65TpN9a2jqA

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Plot Synopsis Predictions

Tue, 04 Jul 2023 05:00:40 GMT

IMDB can't beat us. 💪

We are looking at the plot synopses for upcoming films and predicting what on earth those films might be.

Each listener gets £100 for each one we guess wrong.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/VydoVsPFDhI

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Improvised Fast and Furious Movie

Tue, 27 Jun 2023 05:00:27 GMT

It's been a long day without you my friends. 🚗🚗🚗

We've got the racers. We've got the muscle cars. We've got the muscles. We've got the barbeques. We've got the Coronas.

That's right, it can only be...

BAD CLOWNS PRESENT: FAST AND FURIOUS

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/0rXX8A0n2Ys

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Barbie Special - Toys Into Movies

Wed, 21 Jun 2023 05:00:44 GMT

Now WE'RE Barbie girls. 💋

In honour of the new Barbie movie, we are taking classic toys and giving them their own cinematic treatment.

Action Man. Stretch Armstrong. Pogs. Maybe not Pogs.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/_hwch6Pxweo

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Improvised World War II Movie

Tue, 13 Jun 2023 05:00:32 GMT

Getting trendy in the trenches. 🪖

This week we show Jerry what for and improvise a movie set during World War II.

Saving Private Ryan hasn't got nothing on us.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/2_SaFodQmfY

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Movie Character Heist

Tue, 06 Jun 2023 05:00:54 GMT

Let's rob this joint! 💰💰💰

This week we are handpicking movie characters, and assembling the most elite heist team ever seen.

Less Ocean's 11, more Bad Clowns 183.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/GUXkvFtW1MY

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Creating an Oscar Winning Movie

Tue, 30 May 2023 05:00:40 GMT

Next year that Oscar is OURS. 🏆

This week the Bad Clowns create and then follow the recipe for the perfect Oscar winning movie. We'd like to thank our parents, and the fans for making this happen.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/i0N9kK7VJdk

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Creating Movie Spin-offs

Tue, 23 May 2023 05:00:13 GMT

YOU SPIN-OFF ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY 🎞️

This week we are putting our minds to creating some shameless, unnecessary spin-offs.

Just another day in the office.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/VYTlwRavAw0

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Horror Movie Fight Club

Tue, 16 May 2023 05:00:38 GMT

HORROR MOVIE FIGHT CLUB! 🧟

Horror movie monsters, killers, and general nasties are fighting off against each other! Who would win between the Thing or Freddy Krueger? Get ready to find out.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/JZuoVZsHW5s

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In Development - Real or Fake Movies?

Tue, 09 May 2023 05:00:54 GMT

Let's get these movie ideas to the studio! 🎥

Sam has got a series of upcoming movie synopses. Unfortunately, half of them are completely fake.

Can John and Christian (and Tashi) figure out which is which?

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/Q8DeNr-8ngU

We are also performing! Catch us at the Brighton Fringe, Wimbledon, and Kingston-upon-Thames! Links are all below:

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Using AI to Create a Movie

Tue, 02 May 2023 05:00:27 GMT

FILM PITCH IS BACK! 💥💥💥

And we for one welcome our robot overlords! 🤖

In our first episode back we use AI to help us come up with a Wallace and Gromit themed thriller. It's absolutely crackers.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/89ZZcJDQhNM

We are also performing! Catch us at the Brighton Fringe, Wimbledon, and Kingston-upon-Thames! Links are all below:

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Improvised 80's Action Movie

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 06:06:00 GMT

The Bad Clowns always get the job done. 😎

In our final episode of the series, we come up with our own 80's style action movie, full of cool fight scenes, amazing accents, and a plot that doesn't hold up under the spotlight.

Enjoy, and thanks for listening!

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/iGYHd45oIIc

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Remaking the DC Cinematic Universe

Tue, 28 Feb 2023 06:05:00 GMT

You won't DC this coming. 🦇

The DC cinematic universe is a little unstable at the moment.

That's why we are rolling up our sleeves, putting on our big boy pants, and getting stuck in to sort this whole thing out once and for all.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/BkvZ_dxM5ck

We are also performing! Catch us at the Brighton Fringe! Links are all below:

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Godzilla Rip-Offs

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 06:00:19 GMT

Oh my god! What is that horrific monster lumbering through the city? Is it Godzilla? Is it King Kong?

No. No. With all reference to current copyright laws, these monsters are NOT affiliated with Godzilla.

We made sure of that when we made these Godzilla rip-offs.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/jOR_cgPtu2o

We are also performing! Catch us at the Brighton Fringe! Links are all below:

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Making a Rom-Com Movie

Tue, 14 Feb 2023 06:00:58 GMT

Happy Valentine's Day from the Bad Clowns! ❤️

In this week's podcast we set a rom-com in the most logical of places: ancient Rome.

Matthew McConaughey, let us know when you're free for a script read.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/W0jRD3UeT18

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Family Film Fortunes

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 06:00:00 GMT

It's time for goddamn quiz. ❓❓❓

John has put together a Family Fortunes style quiz about movies and movie related trivia. That's the hard part.

All Sam and Christian have to do now is have ANY knowledge about those subject matters.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/CIIQ-mBK7v8

We are also performing! Catch us in London at the Vault Festival, Leicester for the Leicester Comedy Festival, and Brighton at the Brighton Fringe! Links are all below:

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Improvised Prison Escape Movie

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 06:00:33 GMT

The Great-er Escape? 🚨

This week, we improvise a complete prison break movie, in which we... escape from a prison?

This story's got so many twists, you end up where you started.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/f6B4BsiSF-s

We are also performing! Catch us in London at the Vault Festival, Leicester for the Leicester Comedy Festival, and Brighton at the Brighton Fringe! Links are all below:

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Disney Live Action Remakes

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 06:00:00 GMT

Why should Disney get all the money? 🐭

We are nipping them in the bud and making our own live action remakes of the few, few Disney cartoons that haven't already been live actionised.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/sE1zOOLucqY

We are also performing! Catch us in London at the Vault Festival, Leicester for the Leicester Comedy Festival, and Brighton at the Brighton Fringe! Links are all below:

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Improvised Fantasy Adventure

Tue, 17 Jan 2023 06:00:00 GMT

J.R.R Tolkien had the Lord of the Rings. George R.R Martin has Game of Thrones. C.S Lewis had the Chronicles of Narnia.

The Bad Clowns tell the epic adventure of Striden, Stocky Lad, and Fishy Boy. 🧝🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️🐟

The world of fantasy will never be the same again.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/LM3XZuUmZHE

We are also performing! Catch us in London at the Vault Festival, Leicester for the Leicester Comedy Festival, and Brighton at the Brighton Fringe! Links are all below:

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Ranking the Batman

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 06:00:48 GMT

From Affleck to Pattinson, from Keaton to Bale, from Kilmer to West. Hell, maybe even Clooney. We are ranking all the depictions of the Caped Crusader himself!

Forget the Joker, forget the Riddler. Batman should be worried about US.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/j4TA2-UDh6s

We are also performing! Catch us in London at the Vault Festival, Leicester for the Leicester Comedy Festival, and Brighton at the Brighton Fringe! Links are all below:

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Creating Star Wars Spin-Offs

Tue, 03 Jan 2023 06:00:00 GMT

The Star Wars franchise is an untapped market. Everybody knows it.

That's why we are dipping our toes in the proverbial galactic water, and creating our own spin-off movies.

Ka. Ching.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube at the link below:

https://youtu.be/4TeGA5DWWeo

We are also performing! Catch us in London at the Vault Festival, Leicester for the Leicester Comedy Festival, and Brighton at the Brighton Fringe! Links are all below:

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How To Guarantee The Perfect Hollywood Flop 2

Tue, 27 Dec 2022 06:00:00 GMT

Let's lose some money. 💷

This week we are once again designing the perfect Hollywood Flop! Overpaid budgets, poorly thought out plots, and unnecessary sequels.

We have only gotten better at making terrible movies.

Watch the entire episode on YouTube:

https://youtu.be/IPzwQq5K2W8

We are also performing! Catch us in London at the Vault Festival, Leicester for the Leicester Comedy Festival, and Brighton at the Brighton Fringe! Links are all below:

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Improvised Classic Christmas Movie

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 06:00:00 GMT

IT'S A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS TIME!

Pour yourself a mince pie and munch down on an egg nog, because it's time for the annual Bad Clowns Film Pitch Christmas Special.

This year we have improvised a fully functioning fantastically festive Christmas film, complete with Santa and robbery.

MERRY CHRISTMAS! 🎅

Watch the entire episode on YouTube:

https://youtu.be/egc4QLeFWVo

We are also performing! Catch us in London at the Vault Festival, Leicester for the Leicester Comedy Festival, and Brighton at the Brighton Fringe! Links are all below:

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Turning Video Games Into Movies

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 06:00:04 GMT

The podcast is BACK!

And this time, we are also visible! In our first video podcast, we decide to beat Nintendo to the punch and make some money from video game adaptations before the market is tapped out.

Watch the video on our YouTube channel!

https://youtu.be/3mBKGfOJyUM

We are also performing! Catch us in London at the Vault Festival, Leicester for the Leicester Comedy Festival, and Brighton at the Brighton Fringe! Links are all below:

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Cinematic Talent Show

Mon, 29 Aug 2022 05:00:00 GMT

This time the lads are in charge of deciding who gets through the first round of the Cinematic Talent Show.

Will Channing Tatum beat Mary Poppins? Or can Optimus Prime get through ahead of the Ghostbusters?

We decide.

Catch us at the EDINBURGH FRINGE between the 3rd and 29th of August! You can book tickets here: https://tickets.gildedballoon.co.uk/event/14:3825/

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Pirates of the Caribbean Reboot

Mon, 22 Aug 2022 05:00:00 GMT

This week we are giving it a good old go, and rebooting one of our favourite film franchises, Pirates of the Caribbean.

It may or may not contain Johnny Depp and Captain Pugwash.

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Guessing Film Plots

Mon, 15 Aug 2022 05:00:00 GMT

This week, we go through IMDB's top 250 films and make up the plots for the ones we haven't seen.

I won't say that ours are better, but I WILL say they're worse.

Catch us at the EDINBURGH FRINGE between the 3rd and 29th of August! You can book tickets here: https://tickets.gildedballoon.co.uk/event/14:3825/

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Perfect Dwayne Johnson Movie

Mon, 08 Aug 2022 05:00:00 GMT

We know a thing or two about the cinema business - Dwayne = ££££

Catch us at the EDINBURGH FRINGE between the 3rd and 29th of August! You can book tickets here: https://tickets.gildedballoon.co.uk/event/14:3825/

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Ranking the Spider-men (with wine)

Mon, 01 Aug 2022 05:00:00 GMT

Recorded shortly before the release of Spider-man: No Way Home, the lads rank the Spider-men in as many ways as they can think of. Wine helps the conversation flow.

Catch us at the EDINBURGH FRINGE between the 3rd and 29th of August! You can book tickets here: https://tickets.gildedballoon.co.uk/event/14:3825/

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Cinematic Theme Parks 2

Mon, 25 Jul 2022 05:00:00 GMT

A movie is like a good rollercoaster. Some highs, some lows, and it costs a fortune to make.

Catch us at the EDINBURGH FRINGE between the 3rd and 29th of August! You can book tickets here: https://tickets.gildedballoon.co.uk/event/14:3825/

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Harry Potter Reboot

Mon, 18 Jul 2022 05:00:00 GMT

Harry Potter is fine and all, but we reckon we can do better.

Catch us at the EDINBURGH FRINGE between the 3rd and 29th of August! You can book tickets here: https://tickets.gildedballoon.co.uk/event/14:3825/

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Time Travel Adventure

Mon, 11 Jul 2022 05:00:00 GMT

What year is it?!

The reason it's been so long is that we've been TRAVELLING through TIME!

It's good to be back though.

Catch us at the EDINBURGH FRINGE between the 3rd and 29th of August! You can book tickets here: https://tickets.gildedballoon.co.uk/event/14:3825/

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Villain Shag, Marry, Kill

Mon, 21 Jun 2021 05:00:00 GMT

And so season 5 comes to a close. But NOT before we play Shag, Marry, Kill with some of the top villains from cinematic history.

Shag the Joker, Marry Hannibal Lecter, Kill Freddy Kreuger.

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Movie Character Olympics

Mon, 14 Jun 2021 05:00:00 GMT

The Olympics are rolling around, and we're putting movie characters up for medals.

Who's better at the javelin? Thor, son of Odin? Or King Leonidas? We find out.

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Improvised Western Movie FEATURING DAISY EARL

Mon, 07 Jun 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Saddle up cowboys and girls, and join the boys and the hilarious Daisy Earl for a wild, horse-riding, southern accent filled adventure!

Find more of the amazing Daisy at the links below:

www.twitter.com/daisyearl3

www.facebook.com/daisyearlcomedy

www.instagram.com/daisyearl333

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Merchandise Mayhem 2

Mon, 31 May 2021 05:00:00 GMT

The Bad Clowns are ready to cash in for the second time. We make merchandise for Rambo, Sonic the Hedgehog and Shrek.

We also create a lot of Pez dispensers.

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Space Jam Reboot

Mon, 24 May 2021 05:00:00 GMT

In our nichest episode to date, we take the Space Jam formula and introduce characters from other cartoon universes.

Who needs Bugs Bunny playing basketball when you've got the Brave Little Toaster playing golf?

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Improvised Gangster Movie

Mon, 17 May 2021 05:00:00 GMT

So we think we're a couple of wise guys, see? Godfather ain't got nothing on us.

Meet iconic characters like Louie the Weasel, Louie the Fox, and English Chris.

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Expendables Reboot

Mon, 10 May 2021 05:00:00 GMT

We're giving the Expendables the Bad Clowns treatment.

Sylvester Stallone, make way for Ben Whishaw.

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Marvel Vs DC

Mon, 03 May 2021 05:00:00 GMT

The longest running debate of all time is about to be settled...

Iron Man or Batman? Captain America or Superman?

The MCU? Or the DCEU?

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Improvised Movie Theme Tunes FEATURING ARCHIE HENDERSON

Mon, 26 Apr 2021 05:00:00 GMT

We have special guest Archie Henderson (JazzEmu) on the podcast to help us improvise theme tunes for movies that do NOT need them.

Does Forrest Gump really need a theme song?

Find more of lovely Archie at the links below:

https://www.jazzemu.com/

https://twitter.com/thejazzemu?lang=en

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM-Imt636hk4nHrXKwxR7XA

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Improvised Harry Potter Adventure

Mon, 19 Apr 2021 05:00:00 GMT

We're off to the magical world of Harry Potter, where we walk the hallowed halls of Hogwarts, explore the streets of Diagon Alley, and buy plastic wands from Harrods.

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Shrek Cinematic Universe

Mon, 12 Apr 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Sam, John and Christian work to make a seamless Shrek Cinematic Universe, combining all your favourite Dreamwork characters.

Watch your back MCU.

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Making a Disney Animated Classic

Mon, 05 Apr 2021 05:00:00 GMT

When you wish upon a star...

Bad Clowns: Film Pitch RETURNS, as we create our very own original Disney animated classics.

Cinderella? I barely know her!

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LIVE RED NOSE DAY SPECIAL

Fri, 19 Mar 2021 05:00:00 GMT

We went on Twitch to record a live podcast to help raise money for Comic Relief's Red Nose Day.

It was a genuine hoot, and it was fun to both laugh and support a great cause.

We are BACK with Season 5 on April 5th. We'll see/hear you there.

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Movie Trailer Showdown

Mon, 15 Feb 2021 06:00:00 GMT

In our GRAND SEASON 4 FINALE, we randomly allocate a movie genre, location, and title to each other, and develop our own trailers for those movies.

You've never heard so many sound effects.

Bad Clowns: Film Pitch will return with Season 5 on 5th April! See you then.

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In Development 2 FEATURING WILL SEBAG-MONTEFIORE

Mon, 08 Feb 2021 06:00:00 GMT

Sam's got another round and true and false movie pitches, and it's up to John, Christian, and our special guest Will to figure out which are which.

As co-creator of The Last Ten Minutes Podcast and a member of sketch group Just These Please, you can find more of Will at the following places:

https://justtheseplease.com/

https://open.spotify.com/show/6vBP6O8lVitQTXa7pfT65m

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Cartoon Shag, Marry, Kill

Mon, 01 Feb 2021 06:00:00 GMT

Things get steamy (and murdery) once again as the boys play shag, marry, kill, this time with cartoon characters.

You'll never guess who gets what out of Donald Duck, Mr Burns, and Superman.

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Cinematic Cook Show

Mon, 25 Jan 2021 06:00:00 GMT

We're making meals out of movies. Literally.

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Sam's Movie Corner 3: Bruce Bingleton and Stephen Coldshoes

Mon, 18 Jan 2021 06:00:00 GMT

Sam's Movie Corner is BACK! NOW SPONSORED BY RADIO QUIRK! ALL INTEGRITY OF THE SHOW IS GONE!

Johnathon Ross has got nothing on me.

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Improvised Pirate Movie

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 06:00:00 GMT

3 brave pirates sail the seven seas to find magical treasure!

It's like an homage to Pirates of the Caribbean, but it's a complete ripoff.

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Indiana Jones Reboot

Mon, 04 Jan 2021 06:00:00 GMT

You asked for it, and we did it. Indiana Jones is getting the Bad Clowns treatment.

It can't be any worse than Crystal Skull.

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Murder Mystery Movie

Mon, 28 Dec 2020 06:00:00 GMT

There's been a murder. And we don't know who's done it. Or where it was done. Or why. Or how.

Step back Sherlock Holmes, and stay home Miss Marple. The Bad Clowns are on the scene.

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CHRISTMAS SPECIAL - A Bad Clowns Christmas Party

Mon, 21 Dec 2020 06:00:00 GMT

Sam and Christian have broken into John's Christmas lodge, and invited an array of movie characters. But can the three boys make enough festive cocktails and holiday themed food to keep them happy?

Spoiler: Shrek is not impressed. But Batman has an amazing time.

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Improvised Treasure Hunt Movie

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 06:00:00 GMT

A pirate's treasure map has turned up, and the Goonies can't be found anywhere.

Luckily Sam, John, and Christian are free, and as plucky a group of treasure hunting kids that you ever did see.

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Cinematic Would You Rather?

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 06:00:00 GMT

This week John plays everybody's favourite sleepover game with Sam and Christian- with a cinematic twist. Would you rather work at Mos Eisley or the Prancing Pony? Would you rather have sex with the Xenomorph from Alien or the Predator from Predator?

Questions that should never have been answered.

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Apocalypse Movie Generator

Mon, 30 Nov 2020 06:00:00 GMT

Christian has yet again been contacted by a famous friend, and has been commissioned to make an Apocalypse movie. And he's going to use Sam, John, and an online generator to do it.

Imagine Dawn of the Dead without zombies, Independence Day without the aliens, or 2012 without a budget. It'll be better than ours.

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Turning Movies into Video Games

Mon, 23 Nov 2020 06:00:00 GMT

And we are BACK with Season 4!

We kick things off by transforming some of our favourite films into watertight video game concepts. The Exorcist becomes a platformer, Silence of the Lambs a dating simulator.

We may have gone too far.

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HALLOWEEN SPECIAL - Celebrity Serial Killers

Mon, 26 Oct 2020 05:00:00 GMT

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

In this Halloween special 6 celebrities have fled to an isolated cabin in the woods to escape a deadly serial killer. Can Bruce Willis keep Judi Dench safe? Will Walt Disney keep his cool? Should Simon Cowell be allowed in the cabin?

We will find out.

Season 4 of Bad Clowns Film Pitch will be rolling onto your doorsteps on the 23rd November- we hope this Halloween special is enough to tide you over until then.

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Quarantined Movie Quiz 2

Thu, 11 Jun 2020 05:00:00 GMT

Although season 3 is over, the boys can't help but keep on quizzing.

This time Sam's in charge, we hope you enjoy!

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Quarantined Movie Quiz

Mon, 18 May 2020 05:00:00 GMT

In our final episode of Season 3, the boys cannot be together- but that doesn't mean they have to stay apart!

This week, John hosts a movie quote quiz that gets Sam and Christian extremely riled up- remotely.

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Improvised Sci-Fi Survival

Mon, 11 May 2020 05:00:00 GMT

In space, no one can hear you improvise.

Listen, as our boys try to last long enough to escape the worst kind of alien- the vague kind.

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Musical Pitch 2

Mon, 04 May 2020 05:00:00 GMT

Sam and Christian are BACK with even more horrendous musical numbers. But can they persuade the great Mr Para Mount to invest for a second time in their shoddy plot-lines and songs?

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Improvised Desert Island

Mon, 27 Apr 2020 05:00:00 GMT

The Bad Clowns are on a cruise, and it's packed to the brim with movie characters! What shenanigans will they get up to?

Dinner with the captain? Dancing with the crew?

None of these- the cruise hits an iceberg, and they all wash up on a deserted island.

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Batman Rebranded

Mon, 20 Apr 2020 05:00:00 GMT

We all like Bruce Wayne and his nocturnal antics. But do you know what's missing from the Batman movies? We do.

Corporate advertising. Listen to how WE would make a Batman movie.

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Improvised Heist

Mon, 13 Apr 2020 05:00:00 GMT

It's time to get the gang back together.

The boys create a thrilling heist on the spot, full of action, twists, and unforgivable accents. No, we mean it. They are UNFORGIVABLE.

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Movie Genre Madness

Mon, 06 Apr 2020 05:00:00 GMT

The boys want to make a movie, but they can't decide on what genre to make it. Is that going to stop them? By the tooth of Nalagog, no!

Should it?

Probably.

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Swapped at Birth

Mon, 30 Mar 2020 05:00:00 GMT

Imagine if your favourite movie characters were taken out of your favourite movies, and put into movies that were not your favourite. Then stop imagining it- you no longer have to imagine it.

We've done it.

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In Development

Mon, 23 Mar 2020 05:00:00 GMT

Sam has amassed a list of upcoming movies- however, they're not all bloody real. It's up to Christian and John to sort the phonies from the movies, for the grandest prize of all- minimal respect from your peers.

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Cinematic Theme Parks FEATURING JOSHUA DUNLOP

Mon, 16 Mar 2020 05:00:00 GMT

We all know Jurassic Park. We've all lived Jurassic Park. What if it wasn't dinosaurs roaming and killing, but Pokemon? Or Babe the Sheep-pig? Or the Matrix?

We're open to investments.

Featuring graphic designer Joshua Dunlop! Find him here: https://www.instagram.com/joshdunlopconceptartist/?hl=en

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Improvised Fantasy Movie

Mon, 09 Mar 2020 05:00:00 GMT

This week, the Bad Clowns have been commissioned to create a fully fledged fantasy movie. And so, they make it the only way they know how.

Improvised.

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The Bad Clowns Hotel

Mon, 02 Mar 2020 06:00:00 GMT

Season 3 kicks off with a bang as the Bad Clowns turn up to work at the Bad Clowns Hotel. Which movie characters will book to stay the night, and what will they request?

We know which characters. You have to listen to find out.

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A Podcast for John

Mon, 30 Dec 2019 06:00:00 GMT

John's away, and so Sam and Christian make a movie depicting his life as a lovely surprise.

If you like this podcast, Sam and Christian deserve all the credit.

If you didn't, blame John. He wasn't there to reign us in.

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CHRISTMAS SPECIAL - Christmas Clash

Mon, 23 Dec 2019 06:00:00 GMT

It's Christmas Day in the Bad Clowns house and father John has a little surprise for his two sons, Sam and Christian. What will he have hidden under the tree for them?

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Moral of the Story

Mon, 16 Dec 2019 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the boys go through randomly generated movies and talk about what those movies have taught them, and the lessons they have learnt.

You'll know what to blame for the way that we are.

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Star Wars Episode 9 Predictions

Mon, 09 Dec 2019 06:00:00 GMT

The Bad Clowns spill all the insider knowledge they have on the upcoming Star Wars movie. If it's not completely accurate, it will at least be mildly entertaining.

We guarantee this is completely wrong, so don't worry about spoilers. Worry about the actual film being massively disappointing after these stellar guesses.

Watch our Star Wars sketch here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnxcbS4nUDM

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Merchandise Mayhem

Mon, 02 Dec 2019 06:00:00 GMT

The boys get to talking about the best thing to come from movies- merchandise. Using a random movie generator, they improvise some solidly marketable products!

All concepts and ideas are owned solely by Bad Clowns Comedy- we will sue.

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Room 102

Mon, 25 Nov 2019 06:00:00 GMT

In this weeks episode things get serious as the boys take movies, actors, and directors they hate, and lock them away for eternity in the depths of Room 102!

A completely original idea. Don't look it up.

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Musical Pitch

Mon, 18 Nov 2019 06:00:00 GMT

Sam and Christian have an amazing opportunity! They have the chance to bring their unique musical movie pitch to the biggest musical producer in town. Who is played by John.

Thank god everyone has amazing singing voices.

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LIVE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL Part 2

Mon, 11 Nov 2019 06:00:00 GMT

In part two of the very special LIVE episode of Bad Clowns: Film Pitch prepare to be UNSPOOKED as the boys turn scary films into VERY normal films!

Big thank you again to Escape Bar West in Shepherd's Bush for having us!

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LIVE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL Part 1

Mon, 04 Nov 2019 03:21:00 GMT

In part one of a very special LIVE episode of Bad Clowns: Film Pitch prepare to be SPOOKED as the boys turn normal films into VERY scary horror films!

Big thank you to Escape Bar West in Shepherd's Bush for having us!

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Superhero Showdown

Mon, 28 Oct 2019 06:00:00 GMT

It's time for a showdown. A showdown of two completely unique, slightly questionable, brand new Superhero movies! In John's corner, the mighty Captain Bible! In Christian's, the mysterious Slick...

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Sam's Movie Corner 2: The Cast of It Takes 4 to Tango All Night Long

Mon, 21 Oct 2019 06:00:00 GMT

In this weeks episode, Sam has the pleasure of meeting and chatting to the cast of an exciting new Hollywood movie. Of course, nothing goes to plan.

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Star Wars versus Lord of the Rings

Mon, 14 Oct 2019 06:00:00 GMT

In the first "versus" episode, John forces Sam and Christian to go against each other, and fight for niche independent film series Star Wars and Lord of the Rings. You might not have heard of them.

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Creating A Porn Parody Vol. 2 FEATURING ANDY FIELD

Mon, 07 Oct 2019 06:00:00 GMT

If you thought things were hot and steamy before, you haven't seen enough porn sequels.

This week, we have the hilarious ANDY FIELD as a special guest! Appreciate him like we do.

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Shag, Marry, Kill

Mon, 30 Sep 2019 10:00:00 GMT

The Bad Clowns are back!

Season 2 of Bad Clowns: Film Pitch kicks off with the boys going through their favourite movie stars, choosing which ones they would shag, marry, and kill. In that order.

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Disney Fight Club

Mon, 17 Jun 2019 06:22:01 GMT

It's time for another fight club! This time, the boys massacre your favourite Disney characters, in a variety of hilarious and inappropriate ways.

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Zombie Apocalypse

Mon, 10 Jun 2019 01:29:26 GMT

The dead are rising and the boys just so happen to be at a hollywood party with all their favourite celebrities. Who will join their merry band of zombie fighting misfits... and who will be devoured along the way?

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Unlikely Spin-Offs

Mon, 03 Jun 2019 03:22:58 GMT

Have you ever wondered what the most interesting/awful movie character spin-offs might be? Probably not, but we have.

(Contains massive spoilers for Puss In Boots)

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R-Rated Kids Movies

Mon, 27 May 2019 01:07:07 GMT

Who loves kids films? We do! That's why this week we explore some creative ways to turn our favourite kids flicks into something a little more... adult.

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Randomly Generated Movies

Mon, 20 May 2019 03:45:00 GMT

On this episode of Bad Clowns: Film Pitch, Sam uses a random generator to give Christian and John all the ingredients for a smash hit movie, but can they utilise them well?

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Re-imagining James Bond

Sun, 12 May 2019 05:30:00 GMT

The name is Bad... Bad Clowns, and this week we put our spin on one of Hollywoods biggest icons, James Bond.

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Cinematic Stag Do

Mon, 06 May 2019 11:39:05 GMT

What happens when you have an unlimited array of movie characters to take you out on your last night as a free man... not quite what you'd expect.

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Sam's Movie Corner: Ian Coldburns and Ricardo Sanchez

Mon, 29 Apr 2019 02:07:00 GMT

This week, Christian and John couldn't make the recording, so Sam hosts an episode of Sam's Movie Corner where he's joined by special guests Ian Coldburns and Ricardo Sanchez. No question is left unanswered.

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Avengers Endgame: Predictions Special

Mon, 22 Apr 2019 04:00:00 GMT

This week the boys get their capes on and dive deep into the world of MCU to try and figure out how the heroes will save the day in Avengers Endgame.

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Creating A Porn Parody

Sun, 14 Apr 2019 05:00:00 GMT

Things get hot and steamy this week as the boys create some hilarious ideas from classic (and not so classic) films to make the best (and the worst) porno parodies.

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Actors Fight Club

Mon, 08 Apr 2019 10:00:00 GMT

Which beloved movie stars know how to kick ass in both Hollywood and our very own underground Fight Club?

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Creating The Perfect Oscar Winning Movie

Mon, 01 Apr 2019 10:00:00 GMT

The boys lay out the red carpet this week as they piece together what they hope will bring home a large amount of Oscars.

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Creating The World's Worst Sequels

Mon, 25 Mar 2019 10:00:00 GMT

On this weeks podcast the gents attempt to conjure up the worst plots imaginable for sequels to some beloved films that really don't need or want them.

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How To Guarantee The Perfect Hollywood Flop

Mon, 18 Mar 2019 10:00:00 GMT

This week the boys do their best to tear down the Hollywood industry by creating their very own perfect flop each!

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