60 acast.com Basically Tall Tales https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales en Todd Barclay, Jared Hanna, Adam Landis story,comedy stories Todd Barclay, Jared Hanna, Adam Landis

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]]> true Todd Barclay, Jared Hanna, Adam Landis info+63863df0d795790011de279e@mg-eu.acast.com 63863df0d795790011de279e basically-tall-tales episodic https://assets.pippa.io/shows/63863df0d795790011de279e/1669746298067-fab810a013879f239e13d630aaa039e0.jpeg https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales Basically Tall Tales Smooth Brain Criminal Smooth Brain Criminal Tue, 30 Jul 2024 08:00:53 GMT 42:01 66a5777c1ce75694ad6dbbda true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/smooth-criminal 66a5777c1ce75694ad6dbbda 63863df0d795790011de279e smooth-criminal full 12 2 This is no longer a detective story, and I feel like that's not necessarily my fault. HE SOLVED THE MURDER IN PART 1, right?


Things aren't what they seem and you can't trust anyone, not even the narrator.


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]]> This is no longer a detective story, and I feel like that's not necessarily my fault. HE SOLVED THE MURDER IN PART 1, right?


Things aren't what they seem and you can't trust anyone, not even the narrator.


Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project


Art by Jared

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]]> <![CDATA[Hal Ceon's Private Investigations]]> Tue, 09 Jul 2024 08:00:24 GMT 48:50 668afbe4f5f883ab76c46dfa false https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/hal-ceons-private-investigations 668afbe4f5f883ab76c46dfa 63863df0d795790011de279e hal-ceons-private-investigations full 12 1 This time Jared brings a story of Hal and his struggling private investigations company, as it finally gets another job. Only this time it is not a wife trying to catch a husband sleeping around, but a rather conspicuous scientist trying to find out who is threatening his life.


Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


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]]> This time Jared brings a story of Hal and his struggling private investigations company, as it finally gets another job. Only this time it is not a wife trying to catch a husband sleeping around, but a rather conspicuous scientist trying to find out who is threatening his life.


Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project


Art by Jared

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]]> <![CDATA[Rumpi's Fantastical Bargain]]> Wed, 19 Jun 2024 13:19:24 GMT 55:08 6672dadccb139244c3b660e1 true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/rumpis-fantastical-bargain 6672dadccb139244c3b660e1 63863df0d795790011de279e rumpis-fantastical-bargain Quite the Tail, Indeed full 11 3 Get your nut butter, folks, because this week Rumpi, Bloop, and Tumble grapple with the most unknowable thing of all, friendship. Come on and join us this week to see what our intrepid young hero and his two bitter tagalongs get themselves into this time!


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]]> Get your nut butter, folks, because this week Rumpi, Bloop, and Tumble grapple with the most unknowable thing of all, friendship. Come on and join us this week to see what our intrepid young hero and his two bitter tagalongs get themselves into this time!


Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


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]]> Rumpi and the Merfolk Rumpi and the Merfolk Tue, 04 Jun 2024 08:00:29 GMT 50:33 665cbc39650f0e001195c392 true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/rumpi-and-the-merfolk 665cbc39650f0e001195c392 63863df0d795790011de279e rumpi-and-the-merfolk full 11 2 Rumpi Bloop and Tumble continue their journey to find the mythical panacea, that can cure Rumpi's poor father of his nut cancer, when they come across the legendary Merfolk on their island home. Will the reclusive people help our heroes or hinder them? Listen and find out!


Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


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]]> Rumpi Bloop and Tumble continue their journey to find the mythical panacea, that can cure Rumpi's poor father of his nut cancer, when they come across the legendary Merfolk on their island home. Will the reclusive people help our heroes or hinder them? Listen and find out!


Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


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]]> <![CDATA[Rumpi's Fantastical Tale]]> Tue, 21 May 2024 08:00:54 GMT 41:52 664ab7c8fbfc350012a01db6 true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/rumpis-fantastical-tale 664ab7c8fbfc350012a01db6 63863df0d795790011de279e rumpis-fantastical-tale full 11 1 We're back with absolutely no explanation.


In this fantastical episode, Todd spins a yarn about rats with fluffy tails. I dunno, I think squirrels are cute.


Anyway, the explanation for why we were gone for almost a whole year is because we all got new jobs and moved around and stuff. We recorded like 10 episodes so far, which will be uploaded every two weeks. Now with some episodes in the bank, we might be able to meet our upload goals for a while.


Enjoy!




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]]> We're back with absolutely no explanation.


In this fantastical episode, Todd spins a yarn about rats with fluffy tails. I dunno, I think squirrels are cute.


Anyway, the explanation for why we were gone for almost a whole year is because we all got new jobs and moved around and stuff. We recorded like 10 episodes so far, which will be uploaded every two weeks. Now with some episodes in the bank, we might be able to meet our upload goals for a while.


Enjoy!




Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


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]]> What Are You Gonna Do About It? What Are You Gonna Do About It? Tue, 18 Jul 2023 08:00:12 GMT 53:56 64b48678784891001148b477 true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/what-are-you-gonna-do-about-it 64b48678784891001148b477 63863df0d795790011de279e what-are-you-gonna-do-about-it full 10 3 Every adventuring party has an elf. Every respectable one anyway. I'm sure either Lewis or Clark was an elf. Or maybe it was Sacagawea? Let me know in the reviews if you think Sacagawea was an elf or not.


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]]> Every adventuring party has an elf. Every respectable one anyway. I'm sure either Lewis or Clark was an elf. Or maybe it was Sacagawea? Let me know in the reviews if you think Sacagawea was an elf or not.


Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


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]]> What Are Goblins What Are Goblins Tue, 11 Jul 2023 13:51:11 GMT 49:34 64ad5e50d6e14600117ab8f2 true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/what-are-goblins 64ad5e50d6e14600117ab8f2 63863df0d795790011de279e what-are-goblins Sparkles Misleading Journey full 10 2 We're back again this week as Adam picks up the story of Frosh, the unwitting, unwilling, and possibly uninterested hero(?) who will definitely save the world from Mice-Men.


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]]> We're back again this week as Adam picks up the story of Frosh, the unwitting, unwilling, and possibly uninterested hero(?) who will definitely save the world from Mice-Men.


Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


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]]> What Even Is Reality? What Even Is Reality? Tue, 04 Jul 2023 08:00:00 GMT 35:50 64a386ce843ca90011a2d1c8 true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/what-even-is-reality 64a386ce843ca90011a2d1c8 63863df0d795790011de279e what-even-is-reality full 10 1 This week we follow Sparkles the Misleading as he cajoles Frosh into taking a quest to unleash an ancient god in the hopes he will help save the world.


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]]> This week we follow Sparkles the Misleading as he cajoles Frosh into taking a quest to unleash an ancient god in the hopes he will help save the world.


Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


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]]> Partners by Affiliation Partners by Affiliation Tue, 27 Jun 2023 08:00:34 GMT 1:05:47 6499a8a0b7fba40011b7ca0a true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/partners-by-affiliation 6499a8a0b7fba40011b7ca0a 63863df0d795790011de279e partners-by-affiliation full 9 3 How are our wacky band of mercenaries going to get themselves out of this one, swap back to their original bodies, and be home in time for dinner? This week Adam takes the reins and adds a few goofs in while he's at it.


Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


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]]> How are our wacky band of mercenaries going to get themselves out of this one, swap back to their original bodies, and be home in time for dinner? This week Adam takes the reins and adds a few goofs in while he's at it.


Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


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]]> Sociopaths by Reputation Sociopaths by Reputation Tue, 06 Jun 2023 23:38:19 GMT 34:15 647d59ba84801c00116ba59c true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/sociopaths-by-reputation 647d59ba84801c00116ba59c 63863df0d795790011de279e sociopaths-by-reputation Where the Heck Can I Get Eyes Like That full 9 2 There's a subtle difference between "mercenary" and "contract killer," probably.

In this wacky part two of a story, Todd literally continues the story by doing the things that the characters said they would do in part one, and somehow throws everyone for a loop.


Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


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Art by Jared


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]]> There's a subtle difference between "mercenary" and "contract killer," probably.

In this wacky part two of a story, Todd literally continues the story by doing the things that the characters said they would do in part one, and somehow throws everyone for a loop.


Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project


Art by Jared


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]]> Mercenaries by Trade Mercenaries by Trade Tue, 30 May 2023 08:00:46 GMT 40:36 64751752485fbe0010859cd8 true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/mercenaries-by-trade 64751752485fbe0010859cd8 63863df0d795790011de279e mercenaries-by-trade Partner Swap full 9 1 Oh what have we done now. Back to some sci-fi roots, a band of mercenaries gets lost on the wrong side of the galaxy.


Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


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]]> Oh what have we done now. Back to some sci-fi roots, a band of mercenaries gets lost on the wrong side of the galaxy.


Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project


Art by Jared

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]]> They Fell-dt They Fell-dt Tue, 23 May 2023 08:00:39 GMT 41:16 646a76d2972c1600116365d7 true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/they-fell-dt 646a76d2972c1600116365d7 63863df0d795790011de279e they-fell-dt My Late Stage Life full 8 3 In this completely apolitical episode Jason, Grimbla, and a wacky crew of new, lovable characters all get what's coming to them. Special guest appearance by the proletariat revolution.


Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


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]]> In this completely apolitical episode Jason, Grimbla, and a wacky crew of new, lovable characters all get what's coming to them. Special guest appearance by the proletariat revolution.


Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project


Art by Jared

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]]> They Feldt They Feldt Tue, 16 May 2023 08:00:28 GMT 45:04 6461289a1be62c00114440ba true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/they-feldt 6461289a1be62c00114440ba 63863df0d795790011de279e they-feldt A loving creation full 8 2 Well, how much can I really say, the filthy lot continue to spread themselves thin in an attempt to create new life. Just Jason and his pals forever trying to find love in all the wrong places.





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]]> Well, how much can I really say, the filthy lot continue to spread themselves thin in an attempt to create new life. Just Jason and his pals forever trying to find love in all the wrong places.





Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project


Art by Jared

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]]> The Svelte The Svelte Tue, 02 May 2023 16:13:59 GMT 43:05 645136c67308540011717a6f true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/the-svelte 645136c67308540011717a6f 63863df0d795790011de279e the-svelte By Day Dadbury full 8 1 Sugar and spice and a dash of a magical -or not, it's unclear- VR room, what does that get you? Well, you could do the homework this week and read up on the OG story, but we think our parody works just fine on it's own.


Also, there was a hiccup in the timeline, but we are back this week! Thanks for sticking with us.





Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


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]]> Sugar and spice and a dash of a magical -or not, it's unclear- VR room, what does that get you? Well, you could do the homework this week and read up on the OG story, but we think our parody works just fine on it's own.


Also, there was a hiccup in the timeline, but we are back this week! Thanks for sticking with us.





Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project


Art by Jared

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]]> Hive Mind Your Hammers Hive Mind Your Hammers Tue, 18 Apr 2023 08:00:05 GMT 52:44 643c52e6309d1000112a9147 true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/hive-mind-your-hammers 643c52e6309d1000112a9147 63863df0d795790011de279e hive-mind-your-hammers Zillions of Possibilities full 7 3 Today Jared concludes the latest escapade of Ary the Executioner in a typically vulgar display of toxic behavior from the barbarian. Follow along with the tale of love lust and friendship.


Character voice acting provided by Jared, Adam, and Todd


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]]> Today Jared concludes the latest escapade of Ary the Executioner in a typically vulgar display of toxic behavior from the barbarian. Follow along with the tale of love lust and friendship.


Character voice acting provided by Jared, Adam, and Todd


Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project


Art by Jared

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]]> Hive Mind Your Hands Hive Mind Your Hands Tue, 11 Apr 2023 15:40:36 GMT 45:28 64357f74830da1001191d6a6 true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/hive-mind-your-hands 64357f74830da1001191d6a6 63863df0d795790011de279e hive-mind-your-hands You Get It? full 7 2 Our Lovable rogue Arry stars in this week's dance with destiny. Will he or won't he find Iggy88 and the key to his past (Or future, depending on how you look at it)? Tune in and find out!





Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


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]]> Our Lovable rogue Arry stars in this week's dance with destiny. Will he or won't he find Iggy88 and the key to his past (Or future, depending on how you look at it)? Tune in and find out!





Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project


Art by Jared

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]]> Hive Mind Your Manners Hive Mind Your Manners Tue, 04 Apr 2023 08:00:23 GMT 45:45 642b93ff63f9a20011bcd958 true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/hive-mind-your-manners 642b93ff63f9a20011bcd958 63863df0d795790011de279e hive-mind-your-manners full 7 1 Science Fantasy at it's best! In this tall tale you'll find all your favorite classic science fantasy tropes. We got space, cool aliens, laser swords, and a lovable himbo/sociopath protagonist who must save the whole dang universe by himself.


Guys... I unironically love The Chronicles of Riddick.





Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


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]]> Science Fantasy at it's best! In this tall tale you'll find all your favorite classic science fantasy tropes. We got space, cool aliens, laser swords, and a lovable himbo/sociopath protagonist who must save the whole dang universe by himself.


Guys... I unironically love The Chronicles of Riddick.





Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project


Art by Jared

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]]> A Wizard With Some Treats A Wizard With Some Treats Tue, 28 Mar 2023 08:00:15 GMT 41:07 6420ce56ebc81c00117e044a true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/a-wizard-with-some-treats 6420ce56ebc81c00117e044a 63863df0d795790011de279e a-wizard-with-some-treats The finale of the tale of the mighty wizard Wenceslas full 6 3 Do you still believe in magic? More fool you, but really, I swear it is all magical. Wenceslas exorcises his demons and finds his wizard tower while making a new friend in this thrilling conclusion.


My apologies for the rough audio quality from my (Jared's) mic at the end, it served well for several years but finally shit the bed a couple minutes before we finished recording, i did my best to clean it up, but the audio quality was not recoverable.



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]]> Do you still believe in magic? More fool you, but really, I swear it is all magical. Wenceslas exorcises his demons and finds his wizard tower while making a new friend in this thrilling conclusion.


My apologies for the rough audio quality from my (Jared's) mic at the end, it served well for several years but finally shit the bed a couple minutes before we finished recording, i did my best to clean it up, but the audio quality was not recoverable.



Character voice acting provided by Jared, Adam, and Todd


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]]> A Wizard in the Streets A Wizard in the Streets Tue, 21 Mar 2023 08:00:08 GMT 36:22 64188b86c06b2e00101e0d8c true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/a-wizard-in-the-streets 64188b86c06b2e00101e0d8c 63863df0d795790011de279e a-wizard-in-the-streets Magic is Really Quite Practical full 6 2 Do you believe in magic? How about Santa Claus? What are you, five? Grow up. This is a story about a homeless wizard's journey to get a wizard tower.



Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


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]]> Do you believe in magic? How about Santa Claus? What are you, five? Grow up. This is a story about a homeless wizard's journey to get a wizard tower.



Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project


Art by Jared

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]]> A Wizard in the Sheets A Wizard in the Sheets Tue, 14 Mar 2023 15:36:32 GMT 37:51 64109480ec41170011801b89 true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/a-wizard-in-the-sheets 64109480ec41170011801b89 63863df0d795790011de279e a-wizard-in-the-sheets Discover the secrets to magic full 6 1 Ever wish the Dresden files was unhinged, raunchy, and still all full of intrigue? Well, if you said yes, then have we got the story for you this week.



Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


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]]> Ever wish the Dresden files was unhinged, raunchy, and still all full of intrigue? Well, if you said yes, then have we got the story for you this week.



Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project


Art by Jared

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]]> <![CDATA[He's Mostly a Bogart]]> Tue, 07 Mar 2023 09:00:04 GMT 46:30 6403e6981181ac0011b4dfff true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/hes-mostly-a-bogart 6403e6981181ac0011b4dfff 63863df0d795790011de279e hes-mostly-a-bogart A Corque Grunshman Jaun full 5 3 While this show is great for learning advanced story writing techniques, this particular episode is not a great example of how to write women, but that's not my fault! I'm parodying noir films and it comes with the territory. In fact, parodying anything from before, like, the 2010's is gonna be tough. Stay tuned after the story to find out how Jared or Adam would have finished the story had I not been allowed to do what I did.


Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


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]]> While this show is great for learning advanced story writing techniques, this particular episode is not a great example of how to write women, but that's not my fault! I'm parodying noir films and it comes with the territory. In fact, parodying anything from before, like, the 2010's is gonna be tough. Stay tuned after the story to find out how Jared or Adam would have finished the story had I not been allowed to do what I did.


Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


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Art by Jared

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]]> <![CDATA[He's Mostly a Detective]]> Tue, 28 Feb 2023 06:00:00 GMT 38:13 63fd3bb94627310011f725a0 true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/hes-mostly-a 63fd3bb94627310011f725a0 63863df0d795790011de279e hes-mostly-a an undead, a tree, and camelman talk about orcs full 5 2 Corque digs a little deeper into the mystery of his own death. What will he find and or stumble upon? Tune in to see what our undead gumshoe does next.


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]]> Corque digs a little deeper into the mystery of his own death. What will he find and or stumble upon? Tune in to see what our undead gumshoe does next.


Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project


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]]> <![CDATA[He's mostly Dead]]> Tue, 21 Feb 2023 11:00:00 GMT 27:17 63f3c24d1a63070011318055 false https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/hes-mostly-dead 63f3c24d1a63070011318055 63863df0d795790011de279e hes-mostly-dead An undead a tree and a camel walk into a bar full 5 1

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]]> The Podcast Started a Revolution The Podcast Started a Revolution Tue, 14 Feb 2023 22:20:50 GMT 41:00 63ec0941887e3300119cacc5 true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/the-podcast-started-a-revolution 63ec0941887e3300119cacc5 63863df0d795790011de279e the-podcast-started-a-revolution We Should Start a Cult full 4 3 THE ENDING WILL SURPRISE YOU! As they should, but apparently if we say it, then whatever piece of media we've created will get more clicks. Cause we're all about the money now, baby. After the episode, we discuss the advanced writing techniques that are utilized in all of our writing, so stay tuned.



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]]> THE ENDING WILL SURPRISE YOU! As they should, but apparently if we say it, then whatever piece of media we've created will get more clicks. Cause we're all about the money now, baby. After the episode, we discuss the advanced writing techniques that are utilized in all of our writing, so stay tuned.



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]]> We Started a Podcast We Started a Podcast Tue, 07 Feb 2023 11:00:56 GMT 26:38 63dbafaf9fc33a001064c882 true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/we-started-a-podcast 63dbafaf9fc33a001064c882 63863df0d795790011de279e we-started-a-podcast Now with extra stupid! full 4 2 The shocking truth behind these far right podcasters seems to have been mismanaged and they seem to be having a hard time reconciling their own morality with what they are preaching which I think was just me projecting on these lunatics assuming that at points in their lives they feel bad for what they do, though I dont believe it for a minute, In other words; we have a high fantasy epic on our hands with this continuation.


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]]> The shocking truth behind these far right podcasters seems to have been mismanaged and they seem to be having a hard time reconciling their own morality with what they are preaching which I think was just me projecting on these lunatics assuming that at points in their lives they feel bad for what they do, though I dont believe it for a minute, In other words; we have a high fantasy epic on our hands with this continuation.


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]]> We Should Start a Podcast We Should Start a Podcast Tue, 31 Jan 2023 09:00:42 GMT 23:06 63d8864b45126f001180952c true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/we-should-start-a-podcast 63d8864b45126f001180952c 63863df0d795790011de279e we-should-start-a-podcast and sell gold full 4 1 Literally anyone could start an extreme right wing radio show, develop an audience, and sucker their gullible audience out of their money. However, very few people lack the depth of character to actually do so. I am excited to announce that that's what we do now. Discover the shocking truth about water that THEY don't want you to know about.



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]]> Literally anyone could start an extreme right wing radio show, develop an audience, and sucker their gullible audience out of their money. However, very few people lack the depth of character to actually do so. I am excited to announce that that's what we do now. Discover the shocking truth about water that THEY don't want you to know about.



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]]> New Endings New Endings Tue, 24 Jan 2023 18:08:01 GMT 41:16 63c6b4c497a43d00118f30a1 true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/new-endings 63c6b4c497a43d00118f30a1 63863df0d795790011de279e new-endings Go Your Own Way full 3 3 Starting a new life for himself, Eddy stumbles down the wrong alley and into something only he can deal with. He's going to need everything he's learned thus far to even stand a chance, do the bat dance, and set himself free.


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]]> Starting a new life for himself, Eddy stumbles down the wrong alley and into something only he can deal with. He's going to need everything he's learned thus far to even stand a chance, do the bat dance, and set himself free.


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]]> New Middles New Middles Tue, 17 Jan 2023 09:00:33 GMT 25:32 63c444f9d581aa00100f4b6a true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/new-middles 63c444f9d581aa00100f4b6a 63863df0d795790011de279e new-middles Do What Feels Right full 3 2 In honor of both Norm Macdonald and Bob Saget, I lifted an entire dialogue from Dirty Work. If you immediately recognize which dialogue it was, then we are now friends. More vampire stuff and even more male nudity in this episode.



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]]> In honor of both Norm Macdonald and Bob Saget, I lifted an entire dialogue from Dirty Work. If you immediately recognize which dialogue it was, then we are now friends. More vampire stuff and even more male nudity in this episode.



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]]> New beginnings New beginnings Tue, 10 Jan 2023 10:00:43 GMT 21:06 63bb23e2cddc4100116757a5 true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/new-beginnings 63bb23e2cddc4100116757a5 63863df0d795790011de279e new-beginnings full 3 1

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]]> <![CDATA[You're Often Too Old to Try New Things]]> Tue, 03 Jan 2023 09:00:57 GMT 31:38 63b3b1091cd04a0011295540 true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/you-are-often-too-old-to-try-new-things 63b3b1091cd04a0011295540 63863df0d795790011de279e you-are-often-too-old-to-try-new-things The Prophecy Fulfilled full 2 3 Once again a story is successfully completed. Do you know how hard it is to write the conclusion of a story that the main character himself completely refuses to even start? Stay tuned after the story to hear me grill Adam and Jared about where they thought the story was going. The results will surprise you!


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]]> Once again a story is successfully completed. Do you know how hard it is to write the conclusion of a story that the main character himself completely refuses to even start? Stay tuned after the story to hear me grill Adam and Jared about where they thought the story was going. The results will surprise you!


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]]> <![CDATA[You're Sometimes Too Old To Try New Things]]> Tue, 27 Dec 2022 05:00:03 GMT 24:45 63a8862920b22f0011454583 true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/you-are-sometimes-too-old-to-try-new-things 63a8862920b22f0011454583 63863df0d795790011de279e you-are-sometimes-too-old-to-try-new-things Toby-John part 2 full 2 2 On this episode Jared continues Adam's story about Toby-John and his sickly dog as they search for meaning in a meaningless world.


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]]> On this episode Jared continues Adam's story about Toby-John and his sickly dog as they search for meaning in a meaningless world.


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]]> <![CDATA[You're Never Too Old to Try New Things]]> Tue, 20 Dec 2022 14:48:00 GMT 24:39 63a1cb21ff4a5000115b319e true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/youre-never-too-old-to-try-new-things 63a1cb21ff4a5000115b319e 63863df0d795790011de279e youre-never-too-old-to-try-new-things full 2 1 For the first episode in our next story cycle, Adam wrote about an old dude who finally gets the chance to face his destiny. If he remembers to.



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]]> For the first episode in our next story cycle, Adam wrote about an old dude who finally gets the chance to face his destiny. If he remembers to.



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]]> Things that go Buh-Dum-Tss in your Pants Things that go Buh-Dum-Tss in your Pants Tue, 13 Dec 2022 21:26:42 GMT 35:00 63951f6306622300104aecf5 true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/things-that-go-buh-dum-tss-in-your-pants 63951f6306622300104aecf5 63863df0d795790011de279e things-that-go-buh-dum-tss-in-your-pants full 1 3

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]]> Things that go Buh-Dum-tiss in my Heart Things that go Buh-Dum-tiss in my Heart Wed, 07 Dec 2022 16:25:36 GMT 21:59 6390afca9a65b10011f6af9b true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/things-that-go-buh-dum-tiss-in-my-heart 6390afca9a65b10011f6af9b 63863df0d795790011de279e things-that-go-buh-dum-tiss-in-my-heart full 1 2 Welcome to the second installment of Mathew Broderick and the Boogeymen Comedy Club. This episode sees our hero, Mathew Broderick (no relation), test the limits of comedy. Grab a seat and stay a while.


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]]> Welcome to the second installment of Mathew Broderick and the Boogeymen Comedy Club. This episode sees our hero, Mathew Broderick (no relation), test the limits of comedy. Grab a seat and stay a while.


Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


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]]> Things that Go Buh-Dum-Tss in the Night Things that Go Buh-Dum-Tss in the Night Tue, 29 Nov 2022 18:07:23 GMT 23:52 638649d84fbb340011e0a0de true https://shows.acast.com/basically-tall-tales/episodes/638649d84fbb340011e0a0de 638649d84fbb340011e0a0de 63863df0d795790011de279e full 1 1 For our first episode, where we could write a short comedic story in any genre we wanted, I picked horror for some reason. That reason being that comedy and horror are both pretty much based on shock and defying expectations. Makes sense, right?


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]]> For our first episode, where we could write a short comedic story in any genre we wanted, I picked horror for some reason. That reason being that comedy and horror are both pretty much based on shock and defying expectations. Makes sense, right?


Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.


Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project


Art by Jared

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