Brenda is on a mission to track down her long-lost pen pal, calling on all of Dublin to help find Michelle from Clondalkin.

While Brenda was “borrowing” from the Trocaire box, Alan was busy stealing from his home phone box, both of them admitting to childhood habits they probably shouldn’t be proud of.

Alan also shares the story of his very strange exchange student, who arrived with a questionable amount of products and left a lasting impression for all the wrong reasons.

A chaotic, honest and unapologetic send-off, classic Brenda & Alan.

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Alan is fresh from the Gossies with stories from the night, including awkward red carpet moments and being told he looked like a bogger. Brenda, however, steals the show by bringing in her own very questionable trophy.

Things quickly spiral into animal look-a-likes when Brenda becomes convinced her Nana’s dog looks exactly like Noel Edmonds, which somehow leads to stories about dogs with very questionable behaviour and the podcast’s “no pervy rule” completely collapsing once again.

There are questionable noises being recreated and a story involving a backseat change that probably should never have happened.

Unfiltered, chaotic and slightly mortifying at times… classic Brenda & Alan.

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Alan accuses Brenda of being a terrible hugger, which Brenda quickly defends, explaining exactly why he thinks that, only making things worse.

There is also a disastrous art competition attempt by Brenda and, of course, another Gossies mention.

Alan admits what dog breed gives him the shits, calling them “angry little bolloxes.”

And just when you think it cannot get any stranger, the conversation lands on pervert dogs. Brenda is convinced they exist and insists it is all in the eyes. Alan demands a definition, and the no pervy rule officially collapses.

Unfiltered and chaotic, this is classic Brenda and Alan.

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Brenda gets caught short in Killarney National Park and ends up in a very questionable situation involving nature, zero privacy, and an unexpected audience of baby deer. Alan spirals into self diagnosis mode, convinced he has a UTI, while also gearing up for his big night out at The Gossies this weekend.

The conversation then drifts into Thai massages, awkward assumptions, and the very firm clarification that there are absolutely no happy endings involved.

To round it all off, Brenda finally gets closure on Pedro after receiving a very unexpected text from a Spanish number.

Unfiltered, chaotic and completely off the rails, this is classic Brenda and Alan.

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What starts as a normal catch-up quickly turns into stories about peeing in public, getting caught with the trousers down behind the back of a house, and Alan’s date that ended in a full bathroom emergency. 

They also get into men commenting on women’s weight and a very passionate rant about steaks that should be on plates.

Unfiltered, chaotic, and full of laughs, this is classic Brenda and Alan.

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There are stories that make absolutely no sense, arguments about how love bites actually work, and one very heated discussion involving a reverse vending machine and €17 that nearly broke a man. Once again, Brenda and Alan bounce from one story to the next, interrupting each other, laughing through the chaos, and proving once again that no topic is ever fully off limits.

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Unfiltered and uncomfortable at times, this is classic Brenda & Alan, honest, chaotic, and unapologetically themselves.

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Alan finally figures out what cystitis actually means after 40 years, the chat turns to dirty dreams and consulting ChatGPT, and Brenda goes full Las Vegas vibes about the mart. Along the way, Alan lets Brenda know what gives him the shits about her.

Unfiltered and full of laughs, this debut episode sets the tone for real conversations with nothing off limits.

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