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			<title>Episode 133: Love conkers all, serially good wallpaper and some old faves</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>It’s a special episode this week as it’s the start of IRL’s MATERNITY LEAVE. But before we go, we’ve got four new totally horrendous and ridiculous stories – and two old favourites to celebrate.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for I...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Episode 133: A knicker-loving pussy, googly eyes and celebrity juice…</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2018 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[No, this episode is not a Keith Lemon tribute – it’s waaaay more gross than that. Yep.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. ...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>No, this episode is not a Keith Lemon tribute – it’s waaaay more gross than that. Yep.</p><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 132: Spunkin’ ghooooost, baby trouble and writing in plain sight</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2018 09:26:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[What’s the spunkin ghoooooost? Is it something really cryptic and a funny play on words? Absolutely not, friends.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing ...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>What’s the spunkin ghoooooost? Is it something really cryptic and a funny play on words? Absolutely not, friends.</p><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>What’s the spunkin ghoooooost? Is it something really cryptic and a funny play on words? Absolutely not, friends.</p><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 131: Hamster havoc, a ghost baby and a naughty gold finger-er</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 131: Hamster havoc, a ghost baby and a naughty gold finger-er</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2018 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>If you wanted to steal a load of gold, what would you do? Well, let’s just say, after weeks of waiting, we’ve finally got an UP THE BUM story.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking ...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>If you wanted to steal a load of gold, what would you do? Well, let’s just say, after weeks of waiting, we’ve finally got an UP THE BUM story.</p><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 130: Ear Ear Mr Spider, a busy bush and beware the iced gems</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 130: Ear Ear Mr Spider, a busy bush and beware the iced gems</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2018 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>There’s plenty of nudity in this week’s episode… and two animals, who – while one may appear cuddly – are APPARENTLY, just as terrifying (they’re not really, squirrel guy needs to calm down).Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL ...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>There’s plenty of nudity in this week’s episode… and two animals, who – while one may appear cuddly – are APPARENTLY, just as terrifying (they’re not really, squirrel guy needs to calm down).</p><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 129: Shark baby, passport phot-no, and soft play slurs</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2018 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Never work with kids, animals or grandads the saying goes – so we’ve shoved all of them into this week’s episode. Of course.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Never work with kids, animals or grandads the saying goes – so we’ve shoved all of them into this week’s episode. Of course.</p><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 128: Donkey Schlong, lady beer and an eye-worm</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2018 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Even the title this week, when made ‘safe’ for publishing, sounds really bloody gross doesn’t it? Soooooooorry. You’ll enjoy it though, we PROMISE (ok, we think you will).Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Even the title this week, when made ‘safe’ for publishing, sounds really bloody gross doesn’t it? Soooooooorry. You’ll enjoy it though, we PROMISE (ok, we think you will).</p><br><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><br><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><br><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 127: Black pudding, a ruptured airway and a HARD burial</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2018 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Is this episode super-phallic? Why yes, it is. So get stuck in…Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps sprea...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Is this episode super-phallic? Why yes, it is. So get stuck in…</p><br><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><br><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><br><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Is this episode super-phallic? Why yes, it is. So get stuck in…</p><br><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><br><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><br><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 126: A real Kinder Surprise, ghostwatcher todger and a pee-gasm</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2018 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>There’s a lot of rude stuff in this week’s show – it’s ideal for six-year-old boys, which is, of course, our ideal level.</p><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 125: Hot DAWG!, a sore throat and ponying about</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2018 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>What WOULD happen if a wrapped hot dog flew at your face at a million miles an hour? Well, seeing as you asked, we’ll tell you, in this here episode.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, click...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>What WOULD happen if a wrapped hot dog flew at your face at a million miles an hour? Well, seeing as you asked, we’ll tell you, in this here episode.</p><br><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><br><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><br><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 124: Brooklyn Beck-sham, stock shock and a toffee crisp</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2018 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Sadly, no toffee crisp free with this episode, just loads of laughs. That’s better right?Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Sadly, no toffee crisp free with this episode, just loads of laughs. That’s better right?</p><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 123: Obscene aubergine, ferris wheel fail and PEEPIN’!</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 123: Obscene aubergine, ferris wheel fail and PEEPIN’!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2018 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>You know what’s easy as 1-2-3? Finding loads of weirdos to feature on this show. Oh, and if you’re home alone this weekend, maybe don’t listen to the last creeeeeeepy story.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in yo...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>You know what’s easy as 1-2-3? Finding loads of weirdos to feature on this show. Oh, and if you’re home alone this weekend, maybe don’t listen to the last creeeeeeepy story.</p><br><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><br><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><br><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 122: Squid mouth, potato bath and plane stinky</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2018 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[SQUID MOUTH. Squid. Mouth. Sure you might not know all the details, but you know it's gonna be gross. But guess what? That's not even the most gross thing on today's show.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK ...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>SQUID MOUTH. Squid. Mouth. Sure you might not know all the details, but you know it's gonna be gross. But guess what? That's not even the most gross thing on today's show.</p><br><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><br><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><br><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 121: Artisan Dwarf Cabbage, the magic pen of sex and a zombie alert</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 121: Artisan Dwarf Cabbage, the magic pen of sex and a zombie alert</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2018 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Something in this episode makes Rhiannon laugh so much she cries… and it doesn’t even involve tha peen. True story. So listen up… don’t worry, there is some gross stuff too.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in yo...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Something in this episode makes Rhiannon laugh so much she cries… and it doesn’t even involve tha peen. True story. So listen up… don’t worry, there is some gross stuff too.</p><br><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><br><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><br><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Something in this episode makes Rhiannon laugh so much she cries… and it doesn’t even involve tha peen. True story. So listen up… don’t worry, there is some gross stuff too.</p><br><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><br><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><br><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 120: Potat-oh-NO, kids swing and vape japes</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2018 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Some deep questions in this week's episode... like, 'If you were to use a vegetable as contraception, which vegetable would you use?' And also, why is it ok for vapers to BLOW THEIR BUBBLEGUM FLAVOUR AIR INTO OUR FACES???Please contin...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Some deep questions in this week's episode... like, 'If you were to use a vegetable as contraception, which vegetable would you use?' And also, why is it ok for vapers to BLOW THEIR BUBBLEGUM FLAVOUR AIR INTO OUR FACES???</p><br><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><br><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><br><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Some deep questions in this week's episode... like, 'If you were to use a vegetable as contraception, which vegetable would you use?' And also, why is it ok for vapers to BLOW THEIR BUBBLEGUM FLAVOUR AIR INTO OUR FACES???</p><br><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><br><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><br><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 119: An unexpected drop-off, plugs in the garden and your friendly neighbourhood petrol station</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 119: An unexpected drop-off, plugs in the garden and your friendly neighbourhood petrol station</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2018 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>What do you get from the petrol station? The odd Lion bar? Some petrol (don’t worry, we can’t afford cars either)? A tin of travel sweets? We can promise you, you won’t guess why the guy on this week’s show decided to pop along. ENJOY.Please continue ...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>What do you get from the petrol station? The odd Lion bar? Some petrol (don’t worry, we can’t afford cars either)? A tin of travel sweets? We can promise you, you won’t guess why the guy on this week’s show decided to pop along. ENJOY.</p><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>What do you get from the petrol station? The odd Lion bar? Some petrol (don’t worry, we can’t afford cars either)? A tin of travel sweets? We can promise you, you won’t guess why the guy on this week’s show decided to pop along. ENJOY.</p><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 118: A high raccoon, a frank-inserter and ‘Where’d I put that spare charger again?’</title>
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			<title>Episode 117: Seagull riot, up the bum lots of harm done and pickled peens</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 117: Seagull riot, up the bum lots of harm done and pickled peens</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2018 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Ain’t no party like a seagull party! Woooohoooo! And it’s a good job we never printed those t-shirts, because as one of this week’s stories proves, LOTS of damage can be done…</p><br><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><br><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><br><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 116: Arthur FOWL-er, a hole in one and some Grand National riders</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2018 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[It’s pun-tastic this week, because, GUESS WHAT? All of those stories are much ruder than they first appear. OF COURSE THEY ARE.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It’s pun-tastic this week, because, GUESS WHAT? All of those stories are much ruder than they first appear. OF COURSE THEY ARE.</p><br><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><br><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><br><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 115: A dirty pint, extreme tattoo removal and an uber uber</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2018 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[This week guys, Anna has got a treat for you. And it’s a Sunday Sport special. Yep, get ready for outlandish outrageousness on toast. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Revie...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week guys, Anna has got a treat for you. And it’s a Sunday Sport special. Yep, get ready for outlandish outrageousness on toast.</p><br><p> Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><br><p> Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><br><p> LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 114: Siamese wars, Family cloths and Toffee Crisps</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2018 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Happy Easter everybody! For this week’s podcast, we’ve packed it with stories as sick as you’re gonna feel after eating all those eggs – yeah, we see you.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, cl...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Happy Easter everybody! For this week’s podcast, we’ve packed it with stories as sick as you’re gonna feel after eating all those eggs – yeah, we see you.</p><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 113: Fishy pants, double business and queen of dragons</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>13 is unlucky for some, so think how bad a HUNDRED and 13 could be… but not you lot, because there’s another TOTALLY HILARIOUS podcast out today. Just for you. Brilliant. </p><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>13 is unlucky for some, so think how bad a HUNDRED and 13 could be… but not you lot, because there’s another TOTALLY HILARIOUS podcast out today. Just for you. Brilliant. </p><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 112: Elf yourself, the biscuit thief and a cognac chugger</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 112: Elf yourself, the biscuit thief and a cognac chugger</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2018 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[We’d hate to say no animals were harmed in the making of this podcast, but some bad stuff happens guys… it’s just not our fault though, so…Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Re...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>We’d hate to say no animals were harmed in the making of this podcast, but some bad stuff happens guys… it’s just not our fault though, so…</p><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>We’d hate to say no animals were harmed in the making of this podcast, but some bad stuff happens guys… it’s just not our fault though, so…</p><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 111: A polyamorous goose, a cowscape and a doggy mummy</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 111: A polyamorous goose, a cowscape and a doggy mummy</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2018 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Accidentally an animal semi-special. NO, not like that, as in a PART special. Jeez, you guys are gross.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Wri...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Accidentally an animal semi-special. NO, not like that, as in a PART special. Jeez, you guys are gross.</p><br><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><br><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><br><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Accidentally an animal semi-special. NO, not like that, as in a PART special. Jeez, you guys are gross.</p><br><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><br><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><br><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 110: Finger necklace, a flushed hamster and a pizza stalker</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2018 09:43:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>110! We should be dead now! Or put down.We’ve got some pretty gross stories this week, so maybe don’t listen over breakfast, if you’re not a fan of using body parts for necklaces.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast ...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>110</itunes:episode>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>110! We should be dead now! Or put down.</p><p>We’ve got some pretty gross stories this week, so maybe don’t listen over breakfast, if you’re not a fan of using body parts for necklaces.</p><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 109: A four bird roast, a camel beauty contest and the world’s loneliest gannet.</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 109: A four bird roast, a camel beauty contest and the world’s loneliest gannet.</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2018 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Yes, there are two bird-themed stories in this week’s podcast, but don’t worry, no animals were hurt in the making of this podcast… well, only emotionally.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app,...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Yes, there are two bird-themed stories in this week’s podcast, but don’t worry, no animals were hurt in the making of this podcast… well, only emotionally.</p><br><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><br><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><br><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Yes, there are two bird-themed stories in this week’s podcast, but don’t worry, no animals were hurt in the making of this podcast… well, only emotionally.</p><br><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><br><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><br><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 109: A sexbot sandwich, a toilet snake and a very realistic sex doll</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 109: A sexbot sandwich, a toilet snake and a very realistic sex doll</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2018 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>What would you do if your partner came home and uncovered you cheating on them? Well, you’d pretend your bit on the side was a doll… wouldn’t you? Wouldn’t you?? NO OF COURSE NOT.For this and more morons, listen up folks.Please continue to review...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>What would you do if your partner came home and uncovered you cheating on them? Well, you’d pretend your bit on the side was a doll… wouldn’t you? Wouldn’t you?? NO OF COURSE NOT.</p><br><p>For this and more morons, listen up folks.</p><br><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a</p><p>Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><br><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><br><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>What would you do if your partner came home and uncovered you cheating on them? Well, you’d pretend your bit on the side was a doll… wouldn’t you? Wouldn’t you?? NO OF COURSE NOT.</p><br><p>For this and more morons, listen up folks.</p><br><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a</p><p>Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><br><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><br><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 108: ‘My 300-year-old pirate hubby’, ‘I thought it was Taco Bell, but it was a bank!’ and ‘Man’s best friend?! My dog murdered me!’</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 108: ‘My 300-year-old pirate hubby’, ‘I thought it was Taco Bell, but it was a bank!’ and ‘Man’s best friend?! My dog murdered me!’</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Feb 2018 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 107: Black pudding, a poop knife and ‘Eamonn Holmes’</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2018 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 106: Curtain ring sting, a Lucozade lover and airplane shame</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2018 11:11:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 105: Fare todger dodger, Bell End and a sick stat attack</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2018 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 104: Mustache-ho-ho-ho, sex with a gho-ho-host and a rude sausage ro-ho-ho-ll</title>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>IT’S (nearly) CHRISTMAAAAAAAS!</p><br><p>And as our present to you, this episode, including stories that will make you gasp, cry and possibly vom.</p><br><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><br><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><br><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 102: A violent withdrawal, an electrifying high and Baaaaaaarack Obaaaaama</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 102: A violent withdrawal, an electrifying high and Baaaaaaarack Obaaaaama</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>There are a LOT of animals in this episode. Which is, quite frankly, ideal.If you’re already over all the festive sweetness, this week’s episode is the ideal antidote because, as ever, it’s rotten.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searchi...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Episode 101: Up his wotsits, a white (nosed) wedding and trump avoids jail</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 101: Up his wotsits, a white (nosed) wedding and trump avoids jail</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>We’ve JUST recovered from our 100th birthday hangovers, and are back with just as much filth as ever.Nothing’s changed, except that we’ve found even more weirdos.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podca...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>We’ve JUST recovered from our 100th birthday hangovers, and are back with just as much filth as ever.</p><br><p>Nothing’s changed, except that we’ve found even more weirdos.</p><br><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><br><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. </p><br><p>Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><br><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 100: IT IS OUR 100TH BIRTHDAY!!!!</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[WE ARE 100!!! We should really grow out of this... but we NEVER will. We promise.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It ...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Episode 99: Everybody was kung poo fighting, good mourning and a toilet snake.</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Oct 2017 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Don’t you just LOVE a 99 – lovely creamy ice, er, cream… and a chocolatey treat. Perfect for a summers day. Well, this episode is NOTHING like that. Of course.&nbsp;Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your po...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><br></p><p>Don’t you just LOVE a 99 – lovely creamy ice, er, cream… and a chocolatey treat. Perfect for a summers day. Well, this episode is NOTHING like that. Of course.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 98: Lippy jewellery, baby gravy allergy and smelly stimulation</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 98: Lippy jewellery, baby gravy allergy and smelly stimulation</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2017 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[This episode is powered by SQUASH. Have you heard of it?Remember that story about the lady bread… well get ready for the necklace jewellery. Ready? You’re not… we promise.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 97: MM-Ah No Mate, ghosting of nightmares and a plucky pensioner</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 97: MM-Ah No Mate, ghosting of nightmares and a plucky pensioner</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Oct 2017 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Guys, Anna punched a fly! This and other absolute gems on this week’s IRL UK podcast… it’s pretty gross. Even by our standards.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews'...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[Guys, Anna punched a fly! This and other absolute gems on this week’s IRL UK podcast… it’s pretty gross. Even by our standards.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Guys, Anna punched a fly! This and other absolute gems on this week’s IRL UK podcast… it’s pretty gross. Even by our standards.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 96: Tyrannosaurus Vexed, a VERY hard surgery and a Slimming World collapse</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 96: Tyrannosaurus Vexed, a VERY hard surgery and a Slimming World collapse</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2017 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>We’re pretty happy with our dinosaur pun, we hope you’ll appreciate it when you come to the story – and not judge us for laughing quite a lot. NO-ONE JUDGE US. Even though we’ve spent the whole episode judging some poor unfortunate souls… Classic...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re pretty happy with our dinosaur pun, we hope you’ll appreciate it when you come to the story – and not judge us for laughing quite a lot. NO-ONE JUDGE US. Even though we’ve spent the whole episode judging some poor unfortunate souls… Classic IRL.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 95: John Virgo, iron face and a death-defying dragon</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 95: John Virgo, iron face and a death-defying dragon</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2017 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>You will not BELIEVE what a John Virgo lookalike gets up to in this week’s episode. Actually, if you’ve listened to IRL UK before, you might have some idea…Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app,...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[You will not BELIEVE what a John Virgo lookalike gets up to in this week’s episode. Actually, if you’ve listened to IRL UK before, you might have some idea…Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[You will not BELIEVE what a John Virgo lookalike gets up to in this week’s episode. Actually, if you’ve listened to IRL UK before, you might have some idea…Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 94: That poopy date story, goldminger and a roasted chicken</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 94: That poopy date story, goldminger and a roasted chicken</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2017 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[SORRY, after a week off, we're FINALLY here with our take on that first date poopy window horror story. And our take is mainly, LOL.Also, this week we seriously ask you, 'Would you buy a tshirt saying, "Up the jacksie no baby"?...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[SORRY, after a week off, we're FINALLY here with our take on that first date poopy window horror story. And our take is mainly, LOL.Also, this week we seriously ask you, 'Would you buy a tshirt saying, "Up the jacksie no baby"?' Do let us know.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[SORRY, after a week off, we're FINALLY here with our take on that first date poopy window horror story. And our take is mainly, LOL.Also, this week we seriously ask you, 'Would you buy a tshirt saying, "Up the jacksie no baby"?' Do let us know.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 93: OMG OAPs, thumthings mithing and Donkey dong</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 93: OMG OAPs, thumthings mithing and Donkey dong</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Sep 2017 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Do you know what 93-year-olds like us like… all manner of dirty things. Just like the OAPs we chat about in this episode.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and c...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[Do you know what 93-year-olds like us like… all manner of dirty things. Just like the OAPs we chat about in this episode.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Do you know what 93-year-olds like us like… all manner of dirty things. Just like the OAPs we chat about in this episode.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 92: A bum dealer, a lush death and a sanitary reason for arrest</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 92: A bum dealer, a lush death and a sanitary reason for arrest</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2017 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>40:00</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>HIYA. We’re back. As we are ever Friday. Just FYI.And after WEEKS of searching, we finally found a story that is about something up the bum. Woohoo!Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[HIYA. We’re back. As we are ever Friday. Just FYI.And after WEEKS of searching, we finally found a story that is about something up the bum. Woohoo!Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[HIYA. We’re back. As we are ever Friday. Just FYI.And after WEEKS of searching, we finally found a story that is about something up the bum. Woohoo!Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 91: Naughty minions, tasty testes and a needle d*ck</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 91: Naughty minions, tasty testes and a needle d*ck</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Aug 2017 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 90: Harry PXXXtter, creepy toddler and snake-fodder</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Aug 2017 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 89: Hammer-headed larks, Fly-lashes and bum rats</title>
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			<title>Episode 88: Pirate radio, feels for eels and hairballin’</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jul 2017 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Guess what? We’re drunk again! Oops.That won’t stop us bringing you the weirdest stories from around the world that are happening… IN REAL LIFE.Well, aside from those tantric hugs… we’re gonna just pretend that’s not happening.Please continue to...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Guess what? We’re drunk again! Oops.That won’t stop us bringing you the weirdest stories from around the world that are happening… IN REAL LIFE.Well, aside from those tantric hugs… we’re gonna just pretend that’s not happening.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us.@IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 87: The Handsmaid's FAIL, very dirty dancing and gnome mooning]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 87: The Handsmaid's FAIL, very dirty dancing and gnome mooning]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jul 2017 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Oh HI, sorry, we didn't notice you there, because we were SO PLEASED with ourselves coming up with that top Margaret Atwood-related pun. Wow.Anyway, we promise the show gets better, mainly because as it progresses, we get more and more DRUNK. Ye...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Oh HI, sorry, we didn't notice you there, because we were SO PLEASED with ourselves coming up with that top Margaret Atwood-related pun. Wow.Anyway, we promise the show gets better, mainly because as it progresses, we get more and more DRUNK. Yes, we've swapped squash for wine! Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 86: Nutella bum, sexy breastfeeding and holy Jose</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 86: Nutella bum, sexy breastfeeding and holy Jose</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jul 2017 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Every week we bring you some of the weirdest stories around, but this week we feel like we’ve found a real load of… characters.How many jars of Nutella do you think you could eat? What football manager would you have tattooed all over your body? And how good of a multi-tasker are you really? Not as good as one of ladies this week. We PROMISE you that.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 85: A Dreamboyz come true, a dog mayor and a goose thong</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 85: A Dreamboyz come true, a dog mayor and a goose thong</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jun 2017 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>We are serving you up some real classy shiz this week IRL fans… double animal stories, some manhood stuff, some poop stuff and one that is frankly one of the worst bits of DIY we’ve ever heard of.If you love our podcast, then why not let everyone you...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[We are serving you up some real classy shiz this week IRL fans… double animal stories, some manhood stuff, some poop stuff and one that is frankly one of the worst bits of DIY we’ve ever heard of.If you love our podcast, then why not let everyone you know, know? Persuade, force, bribe all your nearest and dearest to listen to IRL UK and, hey, at least you’ll both be able to laugh TOGETHER about the fact a man had to have half his guts cut out.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 84: Nut gravy, a right dummy and some unb-air-able idiots.</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 84: Nut gravy, a right dummy and some unb-air-able idiots.</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2017 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Nut gravy – not gravy for vegetarians. Very much, errrr, not vegetarian actually.Talking of funny food, this episode also includes contains some people who think you can survive off air. Guess how Anna feels about that? Great. Reeeeeal great.Please...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[Nut gravy – not gravy for vegetarians. Very much, errrr, not vegetarian actually.Talking of funny food, this episode also includes contains some people who think you can survive off air. Guess how Anna feels about that? Great. Reeeeeal great.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Nut gravy – not gravy for vegetarians. Very much, errrr, not vegetarian actually.Talking of funny food, this episode also includes contains some people who think you can survive off air. Guess how Anna feels about that? Great. Reeeeeal great.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>EPISODE 83: The vampire diaries, a fidget spinner winner and a total balls UP</title>
			<itunes:title>EPISODE 83: The vampire diaries, a fidget spinner winner and a total balls UP</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2017 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>And we mean a TOTAL BALLS UP. Want to know what we’re talking about? Well it’s worse than you could imagine. This week we’ve got fidget spinners, vampires, a ghastly tattoo and a mystery pooper. Yes, it’s business as usual.Also, if you have the...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[And we mean a TOTAL BALLS UP. Want to know what we’re talking about? Well it’s worse than you could imagine. This week we’ve got fidget spinners, vampires, a ghastly tattoo and a mystery pooper. Yes, it’s business as usual.Also, if you have the answer to our question re where balls can and can’t go, please do let us know. Ta.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 82: Exploding balls, a sh*tty strip club and a real wrench</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 82: Exploding balls, a sh*tty strip club and a real wrench</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jun 2017 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[We're back again, again!Take your mind off all things political and basically anything important and come join us for some absolutely truly disgusting stories that we can't even mention in this description or we'd get banned from where...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[We're back again, again!Take your mind off all things political and basically anything important and come join us for some absolutely truly disgusting stories that we can't even mention in this description or we'd get banned from wherever you're reading this.We promise to make you laugh this week - especially if you enjoy Anna telling Rhiannon off for saying rude words.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back again, again!Take your mind off all things political and basically anything important and come join us for some absolutely truly disgusting stories that we can't even mention in this description or we'd get banned from wherever you're reading this.We promise to make you laugh this week - especially if you enjoy Anna telling Rhiannon off for saying rude words.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 81: Avoca-NO, a boob bite and a dire doggy</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 81: Avoca-NO, a boob bite and a dire doggy</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 26 May 2017 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>41:30</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>WE. ARE. BACK. Thank you for your patience. And we are still pretty disgusting. This week we’ve got loads of the usual type of real life stories that will have you cringing, crying (hopefully with laughter) and possibly feeling quite sick.Please...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[WE. ARE. BACK. Thank you for your patience. And we are still pretty disgusting. This week we’ve got loads of the usual type of real life stories that will have you cringing, crying (hopefully with laughter) and possibly feeling quite sick.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[WE. ARE. BACK. Thank you for your patience. And we are still pretty disgusting. This week we’ve got loads of the usual type of real life stories that will have you cringing, crying (hopefully with laughter) and possibly feeling quite sick.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 80: A chicken burglar, a ball blender and a double bubble pregnancy</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 80: A chicken burglar, a ball blender and a double bubble pregnancy</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2017 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>We are 80! 80! We should be maturing… NAH Don’t worry, we never will. To prove it, this week we’ve got some stories at various body parts, from balls to ovaries, some freaky relationships and, well, some damn good chicken.Please continue to...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Episode 74: A Miranda Hart-on, a naked clown and Diego the tortoise</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>OH HI THERE, have you voted for us in the British Podcast Awards yet?If not, we’re not sure this episode will persuade you… Only joking, of course it’s brilliant as ever and jampacked with stories to make you laugh/hurl/wish you didn’t have ears...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Episode 67: Lemon meringue pie, a bananas robbery and David Walliams’ tiny teeth</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM ANNA AND RHIANNON.We’ve only got one new year’s resolution… lose three stone! No, we’re joking – it’s to bring you better stories than EVER. And we start today with some incredibly bizarre stories. We hope they make you laugh as...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Episode 66: A hail of dildos, extreme cat-calling and a bum set of Christmas lights</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2016 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ANNA AND RHIANNON.As our present to you, here is a lovely episode of IRL UK Podcast. This week we’re semi-festive… and the best part is, it’s all totally clean and not rude and not-sweary, so why not sit around the fire with the...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Episode 65: Bananaface, an angry goat and accidents happen</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2016 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>HIYA! Nearly Christmas, but don’t worry – there’s literally NOTHING remotely festive about this week’s IRL UK. There two pretty horrific stories involving men’s members, a terrifying goat, a mean dad, some whistling (don’t ask) and the invention of...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Episode 56: A scary, hairy cucumber, a vibrating belly and some sesh gremlins</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2016 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Oops… there are accidentally THREE stories this week about the male anatomy… well four if you count fake models of the male anatomy. OH WELL. That’s what you came for right? Don’t worry, there’s a story about a puzzle and a message in a bottle too. So that’s nice… Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 55: A musty hive, a big nasty party and lovin your grandpa</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2016 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA["55, Musty Hive", as the bingo callers say. And funny enough, we've got a musty hive that features prominently on today's show. What are the chances?After Rhiannon's SELFISH holiday, we're back to normal business, by whi...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA["55, Musty Hive", as the bingo callers say. And funny enough, we've got a musty hive that features prominently on today's show. What are the chances? After Rhiannon's SELFISH holiday, we're back to normal business, by which we mean telling you all the best, stomach-churning news of the week. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 54: Fish and You’re Knicked, a two c*ck honeymoon and Robot Wars</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 54: Fish and You’re Knicked, a two c*ck honeymoon and Robot Wars</itunes:title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Oh hai! Thanks so much for coming back. You’re our favourite. To say thank you, we’ve got six amazing stories this week. From the cock that caused trouble on a honeymoon to a robot war over a robot wh*re, there’s always insane stuff going on in the...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Oh hai! Thanks so much for coming back. You’re our favourite. To say thank you, we’ve got six amazing stories this week. From the cock that caused trouble on a honeymoon to a robot war over a robot wh*re, there’s always insane stuff going on in the world just to entertain you. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 46: Smashed seagulls, a blistered member and a lady furball</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 46: Smashed seagulls, a blistered member and a lady furball</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2016 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Yet again, Summer 2016 is knocking it out of the park when it comes to IRL fodder. Today we’ve got some drunk seagulls for you, some Skeggy news, a blistered member, a windy flyer, a furball in LITERALLY THE WORST PLACE YOU COULD HAVE A FURBALL and a...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yet again, Summer 2016 is knocking it out of the park when it comes to IRL fodder. Today we’ve got some drunk seagulls for you, some Skeggy news, a blistered member, a windy flyer, a furball in LITERALLY THE WORST PLACE YOU COULD HAVE A FURBALL and a classic case of polyamory. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 38: Ghostly films, a snakey surprise and a very saw face</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 38: Ghostly films, a snakey surprise and a very saw face</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2016 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Ghost-hunting gone wrong, a terrifying toilet ordeal, a love of inanimate objects, a very saw face, some ecosexuals and a smelly supermarket sweep. These are the elements which make up this week's episode.Please continue to review us on iTunes b...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ghost-hunting gone wrong, a terrifying toilet ordeal, a love of inanimate objects, a very saw face, some ecosexuals and a smelly supermarket sweep. These are the elements which make up this week's episode. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 29: Head banging, Mr Stunz and Natwest piggy banks</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2016 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 21: Dangerous driving, silly swing and bizarre babies</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2016 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Every week we worry that we’ll run out of freakish nightmares… but yet again, the human race didn’t let us down. This week Anna and Rhiannon dissect a world record breaker, a cat woman, the world’s most awkward father-son moment, two very odd babies...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Every week we worry that we’ll run out of freakish nightmares… but yet again, the human race didn’t let us down. This week Anna and Rhiannon dissect a world record breaker, a cat woman, the world’s most awkward father-son moment, two very odd babies and a ridiculously dangerous drive. Make sure you follow us on Twitter and Instagram @IRL_UK_Podcast and find us on Facebook.Oh, and if you rate us on iTunes we’ll cast a spell which ensures nothing worthy of appearing in an episode of IRL UK will ever happen to you. Cool?<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 17: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! A dangerous game of hide n seek, Christmas with the Colonel and a man who didn't just WISH it could be Christmas every day]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 17: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! A dangerous game of hide n seek, Christmas with the Colonel and a man who didn't just WISH it could be Christmas every day]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2015 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ANNA AND RHIANNON!In this week's episode we bring you a whole host of Christmassy stories, which are  - of course - totally weird.Beneath our imaginary story tree, you'll find... Weird presents, dashing reindeer, Chicke...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ANNA AND RHIANNON! In this week's episode we bring you a whole host of Christmassy stories, which are - of course - totally weird. Beneath our imaginary story tree, you'll find... Weird presents, dashing reindeer, Chickeny goodness, strange games, a pampered pooch, a mega Christmas fan, a rinser and some goats.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 16: An avian officer, Ian Kognito and an old dog (with no new tricks - lame)</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 16: An avian officer, Ian Kognito and an old dog (with no new tricks - lame)</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2015 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Some fascinating characters in today's show... Some actual pigeon detectives, Ian Kognito, a man who had an unexpected surprise, a man who made a pleasant discovery, GB's oldest dog and a guy we really just don't like soz.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[Some fascinating characters in today's show... Some actual pigeon detectives, Ian Kognito, a man who had an unexpected surprise, a man who made a pleasant discovery, GB's oldest dog and yes, we tackle the man who got off a rape charge by saying he tripped and fell with his cock out<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Some fascinating characters in today's show... Some actual pigeon detectives, Ian Kognito, a man who had an unexpected surprise, a man who made a pleasant discovery, GB's oldest dog and yes, we tackle the man who got off a rape charge by saying he tripped and fell with his cock out<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 15: A handy angel, child's play and campervan fun]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 15: A handy angel, child's play and campervan fun]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2015 14:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Affairs with family members, naughty grannies, pe…</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[This one's a rollercoaster ride... experience the highs and lows as we discuss (deep breath) the father and daughter who want their baby back, the man who cut off his own member, the hand angels, the allure of a campervan towbar, a man who longs to be childish and a man facing Mission Impoosible (not a typo).<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[This one's a rollercoaster ride... experience the highs and lows as we discuss (deep breath) the father and daughter who want their baby back, the man who cut off his own member, the hand angels, the allure of a campervan towbar, a man who longs to be childish and a man facing Mission Impoosible (not a typo).<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>MIDWEEK SPECIAL 1: Tales of a real life real life journalist</title>
			<itunes:title>MIDWEEK SPECIAL 1: Tales of a real life real life journalist</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2015 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[We cover some crazy real life stories on IRL UK - but what's it like on the frontline, working for a Real Life magazine? For our first occasional midweek special, Real Life journalist Laura joins us (with her gorgeous little baby) to tell us exactly what it's like. Includes incest, sperm and wife swapping... naturally.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[We cover some crazy real life stories on IRL UK - but what's it like on the frontline, working for a Real Life magazine? For our first occasional midweek special, Real Life journalist Laura joins us (with her gorgeous little baby) to tell us exactly what it's like. Includes incest, sperm and wife swapping... naturally.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 14: A lady loaf, the Goatman and a bad Santa</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 14: A lady loaf, the Goatman and a bad Santa</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2015 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Sorry everyone in advance: we're hungover. But, in our dedication to bring you the best stories of the week, we battle through to present you with... The goatman, the married man who's marrying his pregnant girlfriend, the sad tale of the Psycho skeleton, a Bad Santa, an interesting shampoo alternative and Sourdough made of... nope, we can't say it.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sorry everyone in advance: we're hungover. But, in our dedication to bring you the best stories of the week, we battle through to present you with... The goatman, the married man who's marrying his pregnant girlfriend, the sad tale of the Psycho skeleton, a Bad Santa, an interesting shampoo alternative and Sourdough made of... nope, we can't say it.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 13: Postbox passion, a Kinder Surprise and abusing the referee</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 13: Postbox passion, a Kinder Surprise and abusing the referee</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2015 11:26:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Today's show is brought to you by the following people... The mailbox lover, the Kinder Surpriser, the lustless lover, the hate-filled husband, the Taylor Swift fan and the referee hater &nbsp;See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[Today's show is brought to you by the following people... The mailbox lover, the Kinder Surpriser, the lustless lover, the hate-filled husband, the Taylor Swift fan and the referee hater<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's show is brought to you by the following people... The mailbox lover, the Kinder Surpriser, the lustless lover, the hate-filled husband, the Taylor Swift fan and the referee hater<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 12: The sausage castle, multi-tasking mishaps and the perils of all-you-can-eat</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 12: The sausage castle, multi-tasking mishaps and the perils of all-you-can-eat</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2015 11:39:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 11: Jacko's ghost baby, grim lady gardens and a very dangerous game]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 10: Swinging grannies, deadly decorations and you're never too dead for dominoes]]></title>
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			<title>Episode 9: Pricasso (not a typo), ghostly relations and Mother and Daughter time.</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2015 13:23:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 8: Drunk ducks, Clown Town and what did the Cat Man do?</title>
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			<title>Episode 7: Big balls, dozy burglars and blooming bollards</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2015 09:23:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 6: Red stag horns, dodgy docs and a love bus</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2015 15:42:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 5: Pregnant by a pig, dumped on hedgehog and scary sausages</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2015 12:00:30 GMT</pubDate>
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