Athena and Ken come to play the game this week and they do not disappoint.

Topics included:

Blackmailing with nudes

Athena's kids

White supremacy

Covid was a good thing

and much more

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See you next week with Bobby Mair and Red Richmond

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Sunil.n.

Opponent, calm and collected. Minimalist.

Harriet-n.

Judge. Chaotic, beyond my powers of persuasion.

Topics included:

Bitcoin is ruining the planet

Buy a damn plate Sunil

Teaching kids stranded on an island to swim to avoid sharks and then a whole lot more.

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Back next week with Athena Kuglenu and Ken Cheng!

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Topics included:

Britain's racism against Meghan Markle

Being proud of saving a woman's life

The morality of tattooing babies

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We talk about Covid hating ugly people, regretting going to law school and Disney finally committing to killing people on camera.

RATE AND REVIEW please and thank you

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Topics included:

Allowing punching in football

Giving up on your dream of being Paul Mcartney

Honesty in all things, even this game

Listen up! Enjoy!

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We had a great time arguing about:

Bridgerton being less progressive than porn

Being the reason your house was robbed

Jade Goody's death was beautiful and important

and much more

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Topics included:

The government owes every single household one horse

Meeting your boyfriend's parents with your pants down

The humane way to deal with senior citizens is to explode them

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Topics include:

Chasing boyfriends all over the world

Being and older virgin

The carbon footprint of zombies

and much more

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The Judge: Evelyn Mok

The Outcome: A damn good time

Topics included:

Shrek is better than Citizen Kane

The inevitibility of paying back your student loans

White people's use of "I can't be racist, I have a friend that's (insert race here)"

and much more

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Such a fun episode, very silly and occasionally sweet with a university level vocabulary by the judge.

Topics included:

Listening to Rage Against the Machine to impress Daniel Radcliffe

Pick up artists

The pros and cons of sporks

and many more

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What better way to look back at 2020 than with some of the best regrets of the year? It was a wasted year full of turmoil and fret and the best way to deal with that is to laugh at our worries. In that spirit here are the best of our worst moments.

Regret 1

Ahir Shah (follow him on twitter) regretting not living enough in the moment

Regret 2

Garrett Millerick (follow on twitter and instagram) regretting the steps that led him to spending two weeks in a Premier Inn away from his pregnant wife

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Regret 3

Audience member RJ regrets how he lost virginity. This was judged by Pierre Novellie (follow him on twitter and instagram)

Regret 4

Glenn Wool (follow him on twitter and instagram) regrets not punching a heckler

Regret 5

Audience member Alex's regret devolves into a kind of hilarious breakdown. This was judged by Laura Lexx (follow her on twitter and instagram)

Regret 6

Audience member and friend of the show Paul Duncan McGarrity (follow him on twitter and instagram) regrets all of the many skeletons he's dug up. This was judged by Laura Lexx

Regret 7

John Hastings (follow him on twitter and instagram) regrets masturbating in a botanical garden in front of his friends

Thanks for listening all year.

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Happy new year!

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Don't listen to this one with kids, unless you want to have to answer a lot of uncomfortable question.

Topics included:

Masturbating in church

Masturbating in public

Jesus is a metaphor for mushroom fueled orgies

and much more

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Twitter @JBazzler

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This was a more earnest conversation than usual but never lacked for laughs.

Topics included:

Leaving comedy to learn a trade

Regretting regrets as a whole

2020, how bad was it really?

and many more

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It goes all over the place as Chris dodges, dips, ducks, dives and dodges trying to justify some of the stances he's had to take.

Topics include:

Giving all political power back to Queen Elizabeth

Voting against legalizing divorce

The Phantom of the Opera

and much more

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The guest judge is Paul Byrne, one of comedy’s best and most trusted directors. Paul is the only non-comedian ever to judge Chris Betts Versus and I’m delighted to have him.

Topics included:

One Night in Bangkok by Murrayhead (If you haven't heard it before I recommend listening to it here I sure wish I had)

Canadian legends the Tragically Hip

Hecklers that may or may not be sex offenders

and much more

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Topics include:

Public nudity

Regretting digging up kids' bones

Netball

and much more.

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Topics include:

QAnon

Regretting not living in the moment

Being drawn and quartered

and much more

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Topics include:

The 2m rule

Capital punishment for bad grammar

Telling your gay best friend you love him

Dressing like a straight guy

and much more.

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This week we covered one night stands, armed voting booth vigilantes, Ibiza nightclubs' effect on becoming an adult, apartheid and more.

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Topics include:

Not visiting your grandmother's death bed

Regretting how you lost your virginity

Unnecessary surgery

Skeletons

and a lot more.

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