If you love comedy, sports banter, and a touch of parenting honesty, this episode delivers all three in one unpredictable ride.

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🎙️ About City Dads

City Dads is the podcast where comedy, parenting, and sports collide. Hosted by real parents who love the game as much as they love their kids (most days), every week brings unfiltered laughs, relatable stories, and the occasional deep dive into why your kid’s soccer coach is secretly losing his mind.

#CityDadsPodcast #SoccerPodcast #ParentingHumor #DadLife #SportsFans #ComedyPodcast #SoccerParents #Fatherhood #YouthSports #SportsComedy

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If you love comedy, sports banter, and a touch of parenting honesty, this episode delivers all three in one unpredictable ride.

Subscribe for weekly episodes, full of sports-dad comedy, parenting rants, and hilarious sideline moments.

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Chapters

00:00 – The Kazoo Incident

03:10 – Sour Toes & Sleepover Smells

06:25 – Mattress Mayhem & Tickle Fights

09:55 – The Bathroom Tickle Prank

14:45 – Strip Club Honesty & Human Nature

19:50 – Limp Bizkit & Stone Cold Nostalgia

25:15 – Porta-Potty & Camping Disasters

31:40 – Sibling Warfare & Petty Revenge

37:20 – Parenting, Humor & Pure Humanity

🎙️ About City Dads

City Dads is the podcast where comedy, parenting, and sports collide. Hosted by real parents who love the game as much as they love their kids (most days), every week brings unfiltered laughs, relatable stories, and the occasional deep dive into why your kid’s soccer coach is secretly losing his mind.

#CityDadsPodcast #SoccerPodcast #ParentingHumor #DadLife #SportsFans #ComedyPodcast #SoccerParents #Fatherhood #YouthSports #SportsComedy

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The guys dive into the big news out of St. Louis City SC as Roman Bürki signs his new DP deal, debate if that’s smart roster-building or an expensive goodbye, and roast what a “homer contract” really means in MLS. Then it all unravels into classic City Dads chaos — creepy Uber stories, kazoo solos, Goodwill trombones, and a heartfelt argument about the best frozen pizza brand known to man.

Whether you’re a soccer die-hard, a dad looking for a laugh, or just a sports-loving comedy fan, this one hits every corner of the goal (and the grocery store aisle).

👉 Subscribe for weekly laughs, St. Louis City SC takes, and unfiltered dad-level wisdom.

👍 Like the video if you’ve ever shame-flossed before a dentist visit.

💬 Comment your favorite frozen pizza below — we’re keeping score.

⏱️ Chapters

00:00 – Intro / Roman Bürki is back

02:15 – DP money and St. Louis City’s future

05:40 – Sporting director speculation & Berky extension

08:10 – Season tickets and City Park vibes

11:00 – City 2 talk and MLS Next Pro chaos

14:25 – The creepy Uber driver story

17:45 – Five-star ratings and cold case energy

20:20 – Kazoo performances & Golden Kazoo awards

23:05 – Trombone time and courtroom comedy

26:00 – Karaoke DJ disaster & John Goodman karaoke legend

29:10 – Flintstone vitamins and daytime TV nostalgia

32:00 – Game shows, Supermarket Sweep & frozen pizza debate

🎧 About City Dads Podcast

City Dads blends MLS banter, dad-life chaos, and stand-up-level comedy — hosted by two St. Louis guys who love their team almost as much as they love arguing about frozen pizzas.

New episodes every week.

👉 Follow us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube @citydadspod.

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Join hosts Cory, Ryan and producer Bri as they tackle everything from parenting fails to paranormal moms, 90s movie nostalgia, and the weird ways our childhood shaped us. Whether you’re a parent, a sports fan, or just love good, chaotic comedy — this one’s a must-listen.

City Dads is where parenting, sports, and comedy collide. Hosted by real dads with questionable life advice, every episode brings a mix of laughs, storytelling, and the kind of chaotic wisdom only parents truly understand.

Instagram: @citydadspod

TikTok: @citydadspod

Twitter/X: @citydadspod

Email: citydadspod@gmail.com

👉 Subscribe for new episodes every week and join the City Dads community where sports, parenting, and nonsense collide.

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Chapters

00:00 – The Chocolate Milk Dog Debacle

03:40 – The Old Dog, the Lawsuit & the Ashes

07:15 – “Sly Stallone” and Other Movie Misfires

10:35 – Sandra Bullock’s White Savior Energy

13:25 – Movie Nights, Virginity & Shawshank

16:50 – Childhood Acting, Tornado Movies & Brain Surge

21:10 – Bree’s Ghost-Hunting Mom & Her Radio Fame

27:05 – Tarot Cards, Ghosts & Kevin Bacon’s Hollow Man

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Expect hilarious storytelling, brutally honest soccer takes, and just enough parental wisdom to keep your kid out of the goal box. Whether you’re a St. Louis CITY SC supporter, a sports dad, or someone who loves comedy, this episode’s got it all.

👉 Subscribe for new episodes every week and join the City Dads community where sports, parenting, and nonsense collide.

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City Dads is a St. Louis–based soccer podcast mixing sports talk, comedy, and parenting stories. Hosted by local dads who love City SC almost as much as they love complaining about coaching decisions.

🕒 Chapters

00:00 – Cold open: The mushroom text thread nobody asked for

02:45 – The art of peer pressure (and bad decisions)

05:20 – Bedwetting tech and the “rubber sheets” debate

09:05 – Morales & Durkin midfield therapy session

13:15 – Can St. Louis ever attract top MLS talent?

17:10 – Building a championship team the St. Louis way

21:00 – Parenting while watching Pop Warner football dads

25:05 – Youth soccer chaos and sideline anxiety

29:15 – The CTE debate and why football dads terrify us

33:00 – Wrapping it all up: comedy, chaos, and dad lessons

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Our hosts bring their trademark mix of sports insight, dad humor, and unfiltered banter—covering everything from MLS transfer models, youth development, and player valuations, to what it really means to build a winning culture in a Midwest sports town.

Plus, we debate whether St. Louis can ever compete with big-market clubs like LAFC, and how local identity, family life, and community shape the way we experience the game.

Deep-dive St. Louis City SC analysis

Honest dad takes on sports, family, and life

Smart talk about MLS growth, player development, and leadership

Plenty of laughs, local flavor, and Midwest pride

🔔 Subscribe & Follow

If you love soccer, St. Louis sports, and dad talk with humor and heart, make sure to:

👉 Subscribe to City Dads on YouTube

👉 Follow us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & wherever you listen

👉 Drop a comment with your thoughts on City SC’s rebuild

Watch our full episodes every Tuesday and catch up on the whole series here https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM5Zk35Ue4h-Lzuja1xuFPBOsIGli3tgL&si=gyEKp8GhnpeD8r9q

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If you’re a dad, a sports fan, or just love sharp comedy with a relatable twist, this episode is for you.

👉 What you’ll hear in this episode:

• Hilarious dad moments you’ve 100% lived through
• Outrageous business ideas that almost make sense
• The fabric store struggle dads everywhere can relate to
• Sports, family, and comedy blended into one unforgettable conversation

💬 Drop your funniest “dad moment” in the comments—we might feature it in the next episode!

👍 If you had a laugh, like the video, subscribe for more sports-comedy content, and hit the bell icon so you don’t miss the next one.

🎧 Listen wherever you get your podcasts: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts.

0:00 – Every Dad Sees You

0:07 – The Sports Bar Next to Jo-Ann’s Fabrics Idea

0:20 – Why Fabric Stores (and OnlyFans?) Might Be the Future

0:44 – Crafty Kids, Dollar Tree Trips, and Dad Survival Mode

1:15 – Sports, Family, and Everyday Comedy

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• 🎧 Check out the podcast on your favorite platform (links in description).

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Of course, we break down the latest in St. Louis City SC soccer, from scrappy wins and outrageous goals to playoff hopes and coaching drama. If you’re a parent juggling family chaos, a soccer fan living for the highs and lows of the season, or just someone who needs a laugh, this one’s for you.

Along the way, we also stumble into parenting confessions, kids’ bathroom antics, rodeo culture shock, and one host’s unexpected transformation into a full-blown Phish fan. It’s comedy, chaos, and soccer talk—all wrapped up in one episode.

⚽️ Parenting meets soccer. Chaos meets comedy. That’s City Dads.

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00:00 – Wild Whites of West Virginia & grape jelly futures

06:06 – Champagne football game & Airbnb chaos

07:07 – Kid peeing outside story (parenting comedy gold)

07:47 – St. Louis City SC points & Kansas City banter

10:04 – San Jose match breakdown & playoff push

15:01 – Lineup talk, rotations & player minutes

17:00 – Bourbon & Beyond Festival & Phish story

20:27 – Buying Trey Anastasio tickets (Phish deep dive)

23:02 – Phish fandom, Fish Heads & crowd vibes

27:06 – Parenting moments & daughter stories

29:55 – Traveling rodeo adventure & bull riding shock

33:02 – Daughter scared at the rodeo

36:06 – Parenting reflections & kids’ personalities

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Along the way we debate:

🦷 Flossing vs. floss picks (and dental OnlyFans??)

🥇 The invention of the Porn Olympics

🌭 How many hot dogs a year is “normal”

⚽ St. Louis City’s red card disaster & why we’re still suffering

📚 Should we take the GED as a bet?

🎉 Creepy stadium fans, nachos, and accidental meat-cutes

It’s another episode of unfiltered comedy, NSFW stories, and the kind of conversations only dads (and degenerates) would have.

👉 If you like dark humor, soccer rants, and chaotic dad energy — hit subscribe and join us every week.

Timestamps:

00:00 – Flossing is a scam

07:40 – Dental hygienist OnlyFans??

15:10 – The Porn Olympics pitch

27:30 – Hot dog math & protein lies

39:55 – City SC’s red card disaster

58:20 – Camping, megaphones & murder thoughts

1:15:45 – Creepy stadium fans & nachos

1:30:00 – Should we take the GED?

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If you’ve ever yelled at your kids on the way to a match, argued about FIFA ratings, or watched your favorite team blow a lead they should’ve kept, this episode is for you. We’re serving up raw soccer talk, real fan pain, and plenty of laughs along the way.

⚽ Topics we cover:

St. Louis CITY’s struggles and lineup shakeups

Third-string goalies turning into superheroes

Why FIFA 24 rankings are brutally honest

MLS comedy: crying kids, cheap seats, and false hope

Whether you’re a die-hard soccer fan, an MLS junkie, or just here for the comedy, you’ll get the perfect mix of sports banter and NSFW humor.

👉 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more weekly laughs and soccer chaos!

#SoccerPodcast #MLSPodcast #SoccerComedy #StLouisCITY #SoccerBanter #FunnyPodcast

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But it’s not all soccer — we go off the rails with stories about flea markets, Facebook Marketplace treasures, self-tanner scams in the Old West, coaching kids’ soccer, and even “Hooters Church.” Plus, we roast movie reboots (Happy Gilmore 2, anyone?), debate childhood sports heroes, and uncover why short shorts might mean you’re hiding something.

Whether you’re a St. Louis sports fan, an MLS diehard, or just here for the laughs, this episode delivers comedy, chaos, and plenty of hot takes.

👉 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more weekly episodes!

Timestamps:

0:00 – Intro & small town sports stores

6:15 – St. Louis City SC heartbreak & roster issues

20:40 – Coaching kids’ soccer chaos

34:50 – Flea market finds & Facebook Marketplace

44:10 – The curse of movie reboots

55:30 – Hooters Church & weird Florida stories

1:05:20 – Childhood sports heroes

1:15:00 – Coaching woes & short shorts

1:25:00 – Closing thoughts & what’s next

#StLouisCitySC #MLS #SoccerPodcast #StLouisSports #ComedyPodcast #SportsComedy #MovieReboots #FleaMarketFinds #HootersChurch

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In this episode, we rant, laugh, and ask the hard questions:

⚽ Why does St. Louis City SC keep finding new ways to lose?

⚽ Are we actually closer to the Wooden Spoon than the MLS Playoffs?

⚽ Can this roster be fixed in one offseason?

⚽ And… are we just doomed to “love our team but hate watching them”?

Whether you’re a die-hard CITY fan, a frustrated season ticket holder, or just love MLS chaos, this episode is for you.

👉 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more unfiltered St. Louis City SC talk every week.

#STLCitySC #MLS #StLouisSoccer #STLCity #MajorLeagueSoccer #SoccerPodcast

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But it’s not all soccer — we also get into hilarious side tangents about:

Marshmallows, Twinkies, and the fine line between a cheeseburger and a “salad” 🍔🥗

Weird camping food hacks (yes, Twinkies in coffee 🤯)

Dial-up internet, fantasy baseball, and AOL finally dying in 2025 💻📞

Strip club economics, Teen Mom nostalgia, and why McDonald’s snack wraps aren’t what they used to be 🍟

Parenting struggles, poverty meals, and why ramen is still undefeated 🍜

Whether you’re a parent who needs a laugh, a soccer fan frustrated with your team, or just love comedy that doesn’t pull any punches, this episode’s got you covered.

👉 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more weekly episodes filled with soccer takes, parenting humor, and plenty of laughs.

#SoccerPodcast #ComedyPodcast #ParentingHumor #MLS #StLouisCitySC #SoccerComedy #SoccerParents #SportsComedy #DadHumor #FunnyPodcast #SoccerFans #SoccerTalk #SoccerLife #PodcastClips #SoccerCommunity

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We dive into:

Why City SC leads MLS in goals conceded after the 65th, 75th, and 80th minute 📉

The ongoing right back drama (Hazi vs. Totland) and what it means for the lineup

Chris Durkin’s surprising performance and where he really fits best

Why roster depth and fitness could be City’s biggest weakness this season

Whether Critch deserves the full-time coaching job or if City SC needs a reset

What the future looks like for City SC in MLS — wooden spoon or playoff dark horse?

It’s raw, it’s passionate, and it’s for every City SC supporter who’s tired of seeing points slip away. STL vs Chicago felt like a rivalry match, and this one gave us plenty to talk about.

👉 Drop your thoughts in the comments: Do you think Critch should keep the job, or should City SC bring in someone new?

#CitySC #MLS #STLvCHI #StLouisCitySC #MLSSoccer #CitySCFans #StLouisSoccer #SoccerPodcast #MLSReview #StLouisCity #CitySC #soccer #sports #review #recap #friends #dads #podcast #fyp

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In this episode, we cover:

Jurassic Park’s “what did I just watch?” moments 🦖

Recapping the big win and standout players

Dad life: coaching youth soccer without losing your mind

Ranking small-town hotness levels (yes, really)

Water park trips, photobombing strangers, and surviving kid tantrums

Why grape jelly is poor people food 🍇😂

Whether you’re here for the match analysis or the mayhem, we’re delivering soccer banter with a side of unfiltered comedy.

📅 New episodes every week — perfect for your commute, halftime break, or hiding from the kids in the garage.

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Listen, laugh, and join the squad!

👍 Like the video

💬 Drop your favorite (or worst) dad soccer story in the comments

🔔 Subscribe so you never miss the chaos

Timestamps:

0:00 Dino disasters & Jurassic Park roast

9:42 Breaking down the big win

18:55 Coaching kids soccer without losing it

30:12 Water park adventures & small-town rankings

42:35 Food crimes: peanut butter & butter sandwiches

Hashtags:

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It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball.

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It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball.

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It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball.

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It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball.

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It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball.

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It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball.

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It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball.

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It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball.

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It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball.

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Welcome back the City Dads Podcast! Hosted by Ryan Ballard, featuring Cory Smith, Brent Callahan, and producer Owen Pye, this show is where dad humor meets St. Louis City SC, beers, and completely unqualified sports takes.

:: SHOW SPONSORS ::

- Spicy Takes brought to you by Christina Schmittling - Realtor with Homes by Janell -- Facebook.com/ChristinaSchmittlingRealtor

- City Dads is brought to you by Sneaky's Bar & Burger Joint in Edwardsville, IL - sneakysburgertruck.com

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In this episode, we:

Debate if soccer is just a good "hang" or something more.

Introduce "Spicy Takes of the Week" (including cocaine, hookers, and an air fryer incident).

Discuss our borderline obsession with St. Louis City SC's most beautiful player.

Attempt a historical soccer trivia game and fail miserably.

#CityDadsPodcast #STLCitySC #StLouisSoccer #MLS #SoccerPodcast #STLSports #BarstoolSports #PodcastLife #ComedyPodcast #StLouis #SoccerTakes #STLCity #DadsTalkingSports #SportsComedy #HotTakes #MLSSeason #PodcastLaunch

:: SHOW SPONSORS ::

Spicy Takes brought to you by Christina Schmittling - Realtor with Homes by Janell -- Facebook.com/ChristinaSchmittlingRealtor

City Dads is brought to you by Sneaky's Bar & Burger Joint in Edwardsville, IL - sneakysburgertruck.com

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