Clicking Balls

REPOST - Gambling Stories Part 4

Mon, 25 May 2020 08:23:10 GMT

This is a repost of our gambling stories. These are not stories of us gambling (except for Donc Dunc). These are Brenton's stories from his 10 years as a high roller croupier.

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REPOST - Gambling Stories Part 3

Sun, 24 May 2020 00:02:17 GMT

This is a repost of our gambling stories. These are not stories of us gambling (except for Donc Dunc). These are Brenton's stories from his 10 years as a high roller croupier.

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REPOST - Gambling Stories Part 2

Sat, 23 May 2020 11:58:46 GMT

This is a repost of our gambling stories. These are not stories of us gambling (except for Donc Dunc). These are Brenton's stories from his 10 years as a high roller croupier.

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REPOST - Gambling Stories Part 1

Sat, 23 May 2020 10:47:21 GMT

This is a repost of our gambling stories. These are not stories of us gambling (except for Donc Dunc). These are Brenton's stories from his 10 years as a high roller croupier. These stories are 100% true. If you ever wondered what happens behind the doors of the most exclusive private gaming salons in the world, this is probably the only true first hand account you will hear.

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Geelong Cats 2020 season preview

Fri, 20 Mar 2020 02:48:35 GMT

How can Geelong keep going? Each year their demise is predicted, and then they pull another Tim Kelly out from the clouds. Well now with Tim heading home, can they find another?

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Covid-19 Pre-Season Special

Thu, 19 Mar 2020 02:13:56 GMT

Isn't it all crazy? since we have no idea how much footy there is going to be happening this year, we thought we could talk about...whatever we could talk about. Looking optimistic at everything in these cray times.

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Collingwood Magpies 2020 season preview

Tue, 17 Mar 2020 13:00:00 GMT

Warning - this was recorded before the pandemic, but we think it's worth listening to something footy related while we wait for the world to return to normal.

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Adelaide Crows 2020 season preview

Tue, 17 Mar 2020 09:13:40 GMT

A pre-pandemic look at what could have been in store for the Crows this year. Now... huh, dunno.

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Port Adelaide Power 2020 season preview

Tue, 17 Mar 2020 09:12:09 GMT

Oops - we recorded this one back in February, way before anyone thought the world would be put on halt for a moment. Seems now is a good time as any to clear the stocks and upload all our previews.So,Port hey? No season, no finals, no Hinkley? Maybe next year is season.

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West Coast Eagles 2020 season preview

Tue, 17 Mar 2020 02:24:07 GMT

Well ok - so looks like season 2020 isn't going to be normal. We did these previews a little in advance, so the double ups and other things might be slightly out of whack. But oh well, we'll solider on anyway. Let's get into it!

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Brisbane Lions 2020 season preview

Tue, 17 Mar 2020 01:49:43 GMT

Brisbane went from 5 wins and bottom 4 to 2nd on the ladder. Even though it was a straight sets exit, there was lots to be excited about from 2019, and lot of optimism going into 2020.

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Western Bulldogs 2020 season preview

Tue, 10 Mar 2020 21:41:38 GMT

A weird stop-start season in 2019 for the Bulldogs, one where they came home strong but had an abrupt ending. Still - we saw good things from the Bont, Naughton and Dunkley - so things are looking up for 2020.

Oh, and they kicked 21 goals in a row in one game. That was fun.

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Essendon Bombers 2020 season preview

Mon, 09 Mar 2020 11:23:37 GMT

Rumour has it Essendon once had 21 goals in a row kicked against them. That might get a mention.

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Hawthorn Hawks 2020 season preview

Tue, 03 Mar 2020 21:17:10 GMT

Finishing 9th used to be a bit of a curse, not being able to play finals and not getting a good draft pick either. But the Hawks don't care about draft picks anyway so onward we go. Let's see what 2020 has in store for the Hawks.

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North Melbourne Kangaroos 2020 season preview

Thu, 27 Feb 2020 01:20:33 GMT

Good old North Melbourne - when it looked good, it looked very good. When it looked bad...well, at least that was round 1 and well forgotten. Will 2020 finally bring Sideshow Bob his Coleman medal? Will anyone outside of Arden St recognise Cunnington? Let's see what is in store for the Roos in 2020.

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Fremantle Dockers 2020 season preview

Mon, 17 Feb 2020 23:51:45 GMT

So Ross the Boss finally got the old heave ho, hey? It was on the cards for a while but never thought they'd pull the trigger. Let's see what is in store for the new look Dockers in 2020.

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St Kilda Saints 2020 season preview

Tue, 11 Feb 2020 12:17:56 GMT

The writing was on the board at the Saints as soon as Ratten was signed as an assistant coach. We're having a look here at what his first full year in charge holds for his troops.

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Sydney Swans 2020 season preview

Tue, 04 Feb 2020 23:23:50 GMT

After a long time in the sun, the swans went for some shade in 2019. With a few veterans calling it a day, and some big good moves in the off season, how will they rebound in 2020?

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Carlton Blues 2020 season preview

Thu, 30 Jan 2020 20:02:00 GMT

2019 really was a year of two halves for Carlton. There was the sacking of a coach that was quickly followed by major optimism and then the return to off-field kerfuffles. Have the blue baggers got what they finally want with their young brigade?

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Melbourne Demons 2020 Season Preview

Mon, 27 Jan 2020 16:03:00 GMT

What a season it wasn't for Melbourne! After all the promise of 2018, things went from bad to worse and the demons of old returned. But never fear, because there is always next year. Will the new recruits finally fill the void in the demons? We'll see.

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Gold Coast 2020 season preview

Thu, 23 Jan 2020 19:25:36 GMT

Starting our 2020 season previews, we look at the GC Suns. After starting like a house on fire, they kind of burnt out, but their ability to retain talent suggests there might be cause for optimism in 2020 (And one of our pundits think's they'll avoid the spoon)!

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Wash your balls before season 2020 starts

Wed, 22 Jan 2020 22:13:24 GMT

We're back from the summer lay off, and are starting to get our eyes all over season 2020 - but before we do that, here is a short episode pandering to what we hope is a future sponsor, or at worst an ongoing segment through the year of our hopeless attempts and attracting a sponsor.

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The last sh--cast

Thu, 12 Dec 2019 07:17:06 GMT

Well, the draft is done, every team is training the house down, and optimism is at an all time high for every team. Surely, a flag window is just about to open for everyone!

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Pre Draft

Thu, 21 Nov 2019 10:10:19 GMT

What a big week it's been for footy journos. Fuck all has happened, so it's time to try and manufacture stories.Instead of making shit up about footy players, we talk about shit we've made up about other stuff. Variety is the spice of life donchya know?

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Talking

Sun, 17 Nov 2019 12:05:51 GMT

We talk about the biggest fight between two non-fighters in Gallen v Hall, what it means when you play sport with your old man, and how sports and politics make strange situations.

Oh, and Epstein Didn't Kill Himself.

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Revisiting the 2009 draft.

Sat, 09 Nov 2019 08:08:59 GMT

It's easy to look back ten years later and make judgements on what teams should have done in the draft — so that's exactly what we're doing.

We look at the wins, the losses, and how John Butcher was picked so far ahead of future hall of famer, Relton Roberts.

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2020 Fixture released

Thu, 31 Oct 2019 11:12:02 GMT

Well, now that everyone enjoyed the countdown to the fixture release, we can all have a milo and a good lie down from all the excitement.

We take a look at the fixture, and what it means to the pundits who are writing articles on what it means. We're meta shitposting I guess.

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2009 AFL Trade Week revisited

Wed, 23 Oct 2019 10:51:39 GMT

So, not much going on at the moment with the footy, so we turn back the clock a decade to see how the 2009 trade period went. Hindsight is 20/20, but fuck me if some of these list managers weren't blind as fuck when they made some of these decisions.

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2019 Trade Week Wrap Up

Wed, 16 Oct 2019 10:42:40 GMT

So Trade Week is finished. If you want to know all the trades with 80% less ads and 100% less Matthew Lloyd, just click play!

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2019 AFL Grand Final

Wed, 02 Oct 2019 11:54:04 GMT

Well, the season's over. Richmond showed they're a team of a generation, and GWS showed the equivalent of being afraid to piss in a public urinal. We congratulate the tigers, and acknowledge that the Giants supporters turned up and put it all on the line. Wish the players could say the same.

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#228 - AFL Pre-Grand Final 2019 Tigers vs GIANTS

Tue, 24 Sep 2019 11:14:27 GMT

It's the Tigers of old vs the team so millenial that their name needs full capslock, the GIANTS. We also discuss Nat Fyfe's solid bod, Why Buckley loves Treloar so much, and why Geelong should be disappointed with a prelim loss. It's all on the line for 2019, and Mumford is waving his nuts at ASADA and the match review panel!

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#227 - AFL Finals week 3

Wed, 18 Sep 2019 12:11:53 GMT

Faganism ends is a gallant defeat, and West Coast fall short of a repeat. Is the AFL keen on a Collingwood v Richmond Grand Final, or is it just the latest in Dan Andrews efforts to round up all the people with outstanding warrants?

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#226 - AFL Finals Week 2

Mon, 09 Sep 2019 12:32:52 GMT

With Essendon becoming Essendidn't and the dogs losing momentum quicker than a fat ticket inspector, we talk about who is left to make it to the big dance.

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#225 - AFL Pre-finals week 1

Tue, 03 Sep 2019 10:40:36 GMT

Finals has started, with every team looking to stamp their authoritah, we discuss who will be duelling it out for the cup, and who is just the soggy lettuce in a Premiership kebab.

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#224 - AFL Round 23: Kicking More Bags

Wed, 28 Aug 2019 11:55:30 GMT

A big round of live games, punctuated by Gold Coast completely abandoning all pretense to hand Jeremy Cameron the Coleman. I'm still dirty on it and think they did my boy Benny wrong.

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#223 - AFL Round 22: Kicking Bags

Tue, 20 Aug 2019 11:57:17 GMT

Absolute bags of goals kicked on one of the best weekends of footy in a long time. We talk about the new O.G. Belts in the UFC, why Melbourne are going so bad, just how can you kick 10 goals and not get any votes and how flying for round 23 just isn't for everyone.

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#222 - AFL Round 21: 21

Wed, 14 Aug 2019 11:56:03 GMT

21 goals in a row. I still haven't recovered from that. We spend a lot of time talking about that game, and how enjoyable it was for everyone involved and how it overshaddowed the other sloppy efforts on the weekend.

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#221: AFL Round 20 - Cue in the rack

Wed, 07 Aug 2019 11:28:18 GMT

Quick one this week as we've put the cue in the rack just like half the teams in the top 8.

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#220 - AFL Round 19: Things you just learnt that everyone else already knew.

Tue, 30 Jul 2019 12:14:47 GMT

Back in the groove now and a look back at last's weekend's games - the staging is on, the coaches are under the pump, the team is written off and finals are still over a month away.

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#219 - AFL Round 18: Who needs round 17 anyway?

Tue, 23 Jul 2019 11:59:44 GMT

We're finally back after the flu / general soreness claimed us all last week. Great weekend of footy too, really throwing up some questions on how the season will shape.

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#218 - AFL Round 16: You've let me down, Football.

Mon, 08 Jul 2019 11:40:38 GMT

With so much anticipation going into the round, it somehow disappointed. Inaccuracy, blow outs and results done by half time - at least Carlton still lost in a heartbreaker. This week's question though: Who do you hate most for their on field exploits?

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#217 - AFL Round 15: Better late than never

Fri, 05 Jul 2019 01:59:25 GMT

After some technical difficulties (I knew we shouldn't have outsourced it to the score review department) this round's episode is finally done. There's been some great footy over the past week and this week looks even better.

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#216 - AFL Round 14: In and Under

Tue, 25 Jun 2019 12:35:05 GMT

All 3 of us back in the same room, and getting a good look in action in the final bye round. Who can we put a line through this week, are the Scott brothers secret triplets and is this the best group of first year players we've seen? Listen and find out.

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#215 - AFL Round 13 2019: Time to Start Tanking

Wed, 19 Jun 2019 02:57:30 GMT

Heath is a late omission for this rounds wrap up, so Brenton is assuming hosting duties. We go through all the events of the bye round, strike a few teams out of finals contention, and suggest some teams start the tanking process.

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#214 - AFL Round 12 2019: Josh did some research

Wed, 12 Jun 2019 11:08:53 GMT

I mean, sure we talk about round 12, and give our tips for round 13 - but really, we're all just so proud that Josh did some research and is here to present it all to you. You laugh, you'll cry, you'll learn. Maybe.

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#213 - AFL Round 11 2019: Tigers No Show, Brenton No Show

Thu, 06 Jun 2019 03:49:30 GMT

Josh and Heath go through the events of round 11 while Brenton is sidelined with general knee and ego soreness.

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#212 - AFL Round 10 2019: Coaching War Chests

Wed, 29 May 2019 11:22:22 GMT

Can you get a new coach in a mid season draft? We have to spend some time discussing the coaching situation at North and who is next in line to say no to moving to Arden St. This episode coming at you like a Gablett punch to the face - expected, but still low impact.

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#211 - AFL Round 9 2019: You're an honourable loss

Mon, 20 May 2019 12:30:16 GMT

9 rounds are down, and after a few too many elbows to the head we've decided to climb down from the post and give this cheating umpire a piece of our collective minds. Footy talk as well as some discussion on what the inlaws buy you for presents.

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#210 - Round 8 2019: Elbows and Mothers Day

Tue, 14 May 2019 12:00:29 GMT

It was a big round for unimportant crap around the game, and some half decent footy. Bit of a technical glitch and we missed recording a bit of talk around the Port/Crows and Roos/Cats games, but rest assured Josh was not happy about the MRO decisions and we're blaming the AFL gagging us on that glitch.

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#209 - Round 7 2019:Old School Boots

Wed, 08 May 2019 02:29:16 GMT

Here is our take on all the hapenings inm round 7 of the 2019 AFL season!

It wasn't an exciting round, so delve into some tangents on this one.

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#208 - Round 6 2019: Play Someone Else's Song

Wed, 01 May 2019 08:57:32 GMT

Looking back on the easiest to tip round of the season so far. We limit the talk on the boos and the umpires because that's boring, and instead focus on the greatest pre-game moves that some teams could pull that would put them into legend status.

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#207 - Round 5 - The Saints are marching in.

Wed, 24 Apr 2019 06:33:29 GMT

During the festival of footy, we talk about what it's like to get your footy fix daily, rather than just on weekends. We also take a look at the round that threw up a few surprises, to us and to a few coaches as well.

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#206 - Round 4 - Tipping is BS

Tue, 16 Apr 2019 11:54:57 GMT

What is good footy anyway? The AFL says it's high scoring, free flowing play. We say it's when we see players put their gonads on the line to get the ball. We also discuss how the Fox marketing team may have killed Game of Thrones, and that most people who talk about footy are full of crap -- and we don't exclude ourselves in that criticism.

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#205 - Round 3 - An upside down ladder is still a ladder

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 00:34:36 GMT

We go through round 3 and preview round 4

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#204 - Round 2 2019: Why have one injury when you can have many?

Tue, 02 Apr 2019 10:59:42 GMT

Round 2 has come and gone, which means it's time to start deciding which coaches we are going to try to get sacked already - and Richardson isn't one of them! We give you the good oil on who will win and why, and make some more big calls that are guaranteed to come true or your money back.

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#203 - Round 1 2019: #CleanUpTheAFL

Wed, 27 Mar 2019 20:31:10 GMT

A big round of upsets, and a big round of AFL fans doing stupid things. But we have a solution.

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#202 - Round 1 Preview: All your controversy belong to us

Wed, 20 Mar 2019 04:03:00 GMT

Sure some folks are excited for season 8 of Game of Thrones - but I'm just getting ready for season 123 of AFL footy. It's back, we're back, and we're making big calls and predicting upsets from round 1 onwards!

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Melbourne Demons 2019 Season Preview

Tue, 19 Mar 2019 11:26:05 GMT

What a year it was for Melbourne! Not only did they make finals, they won a couple too, they played exciting footy, and the off season controversy came from former players rather than current ones. Will everything be just as rosy in 2019?

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Sydney Swans 2019 Season Preview

Mon, 18 Mar 2019 17:00:00 GMT

The Bloods had only one problem in 2018 - winning at the SCG. That's going to be hard to avoid being their home ground and all, but with a new bunch of young draft hopefuls complimenting superstars already there, you can never really count them out. So here's what we think 2019 will bring the Swans.

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GWS Giants 2019 Season Preview

Mon, 18 Mar 2019 08:02:00 GMT

Benny the Tosser - this one's for you, don't know if anyone else (besides Carlton recruiters) will be listening.

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Geelong Cats 2019 Season Preview

Mon, 18 Mar 2019 06:42:54 GMT

Geelong got their first look at the Holy Trinity in 2018 while they made finals, they would have been wanting to go deeper. Lets see in this episode if we think they will in 2019.

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North Melbourne 2019 Season Preview

Sun, 17 Mar 2019 06:37:32 GMT

The boys from Arden Street have opened up the warchest and landed their big fish. No, not Dusty. Not Kelly either. NO - not Gaff... Jasper Pittard! Lets see what else we think is in store for the North boys this season.

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Port Adelaide 2019 Season Preview

Sat, 16 Mar 2019 06:31:18 GMT

With much shock heard all around Alberton (and not much anywhere else), Port announced dual captains for the first time in their existence, which apparently goes further back than the 1990s. In this episode we predict what is in store for these new captains in season 2019.

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Adelaide Crows 2019 Season Preview

Thu, 21 Feb 2019 12:18:49 GMT

After getting so close to a flag, the fall from grace in 2018 was a shock to every Adelaide fan, and a delight to anyone with a tattoo of the port mascot pissing on a crow. 2019 is a much needed fresh start, and the lads better get their collective minds together, else they'll be staring out of the premiership window in the rear view mirror.

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Essendon 2019 AFL season preview

Thu, 21 Feb 2019 12:07:11 GMT

With a better-than-feared 2018, are Essendon primed to shake of the hoo doo of "The Saga™" and make it deep into September, or will this squad be scruffier than Daniher's moustache? With some big ins and a bevy of talent, could the weight of expectation be a yoke around their neck?

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Western Bulldogs 2019 Season Preview

Sun, 10 Feb 2019 13:00:00 GMT

The best part about a premiership hangover is that it means you had a premiership. Are the Dogs still knee-deep in Bloody Marys and kebabs, or are they just a couple of gatorades and beroccas away from another tilt at the big dance?

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Fremantle 2019 Season Preview

Sun, 10 Feb 2019 13:00:00 GMT

Some big ins and outs at Dockerville, but are they rebuilding a wreck, or reforging an anvil? Should be interesting to watch how the other teams handle the 2019 Dockers, and how Hogan reacts to being likened to an anvil.

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St Kilda 2019 Season Preview

Sun, 27 Jan 2019 13:00:00 GMT

The Saints are marching, but there's a lot of questions about where they're going. In Poker, pocket Jacks are a hard hand to play, and Richo can probably sympathise. Will 2019 see a new beginning for the saints, or will they need to wait for some father-sons from St Nick?

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Brisbane 2019 Season Preview

Sun, 27 Jan 2019 13:00:00 GMT

It's been a lean few years for the Lions, but with Rayner showing his potential, and McLuggage, Hipwood and Andrews rising up, it looks like the cubs might be getting ready to roar.

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Carlton 2019 Season Preview

Wed, 16 Jan 2019 13:00:00 GMT

The Blue Baggers are coming of a season where they promised little, and still left their fans underwhelmed. As one of the big 4 clubs suffering a longer drought than the Darling river, is it time for players to step up, or someone to step in?

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Gold Coast Season 2019 preview

Tue, 15 Jan 2019 20:46:18 GMT

The season previews begin! Starting from the bottom, we lead off with the Gold Coast. Are they a smoky for the premiership? Yeah, no, they're not. But they might not be the easy beats most in the media think! Probably...

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#203 - Loose Units 5- Ricky Williams

Thu, 13 Dec 2018 10:45:04 GMT

There are many ways to ruin a promising sporting career. Ricky Williams manages to get a hat-trick of them, and have a great time on the way,

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#202 - Post-Draft guestimate

Sun, 25 Nov 2018 11:10:53 GMT

In this episode, we expertly discuss the draft, and by expertly, we mean with no research whatsoever. This puts us at the same level as 99% of other experts, so we're claiming it.

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#201 - Loose Unit: Ali Dia

Wed, 14 Nov 2018 08:09:24 GMT

With not much AFL to talk about, we venture back into the world of loose units. In this one, the most famous 1 game player in English Premier League history - Ali Dia.

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#201 - Off Season Loose Unit

Wed, 31 Oct 2018 21:12:22 GMT

There's been some loose units in the AFL over the past week, so we thought that was a good time to revive our exploration of looser units from around the world. This week we looked at Long John Daly, surely the inspiration for Happy Gilmore.

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#200 - Trade Week Wrap

Fri, 19 Oct 2018 12:30:37 GMT

We go through each trade and free agent and give our fully thought out and qualified advice on the result.

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#199 - Post Grand Final: Let the off season begin

Fri, 05 Oct 2018 11:10:10 GMT

Remember that grand final? You know, that one played on the weekend? Well that was nothing compared to the real trade season coming this year.

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#198 - Grand Final Preview

Thu, 27 Sep 2018 10:52:57 GMT

We got prelim wrap ups, some Brownlow talk, and then preview of the big one. Been a pleasure watching footy this year with you all.

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#197 - AFL Semi Finals: Burn The City Down

Tue, 18 Sep 2018 10:38:10 GMT

It's amazing how quickly you can go from paying attention to the finals to paying attention to all the trade rumours as soon as your team is knocked out. But before we get too distracted with VFL, SANFL and NEAFL fiascoes, there's still AFL footy to play so we wrap up the Semi final weekend and look forward to the all important prelims coming.

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#196 - Finals Week 1 Wrap: Doom and Gloom

Tue, 11 Sep 2018 11:52:06 GMT

Even when it's bad, finals footy is still pretty good. We go good and deep on all games, and what to expect for next week's semi finals.

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#195 - Finals Week 1: Excitement Machines

Wed, 05 Sep 2018 14:02:16 GMT

Guaranteed to cover every possible free agent and trade deal that North Melbourne are looking at. Yep, all of them. Plus some random thoughts about the 4 games of footy this weekend.

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#194 - Round 23: You're delisted, you're delisted, everybody's delisted!

Tue, 28 Aug 2018 12:09:03 GMT

Well that's the home and away season done, now we get into the real stuff - trade rumours! And it looks like all the Christmas' have come at once for North

Oh, and we talk a bit about the finals coming up too.

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#193 - Round 22: Don't Put A Power Drill In Your Your Pocket

Wed, 22 Aug 2018 11:43:05 GMT

Only one week left for the home and away season, and Melbourne go and spoilt the surprise by locking their finals place early. But it gave us plenty to talk about at least so that's what we did.

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#192 - Round 21: Mathematical Chances

Sun, 12 Aug 2018 12:31:49 GMT

When you get to the pointy end of the season, you've got to give the ladder predictor overtime. We go through the results of the round just after the final siren in Round 21.

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#191 - Round 20: Less than one minute of Andrew Gaff talk

Mon, 06 Aug 2018 11:48:22 GMT

After the last 24 hours, we feel like everything that can be said about Gaff has been, and the tribunal result won't be known until tomorrow so in this episode we promise less than one minute of Andrew Gaff talk. You're welcome.

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#190 - Round 19: Free Agents For Everyone

Mon, 30 Jul 2018 11:43:20 GMT

Another big round of footy, another big round of media running their mouths off. Should we trial more rules more often? Has Tomahawk launched himself into All Australian contention? And does Darcy Moore have a UFC future ahead of him? Listen up, it's round 19 in the books.

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#189 - Round 18: State of the Media

Tue, 24 Jul 2018 11:47:56 GMT

Upbeat episode this one, pretty happy with it. We look at who is next for North Melbourne to through big money at only to get rebuffed, why it's fun to now watch Melbourne lose instead of sad like it used to be, and do Collingwood actually have their best 22 right now despite injuries?

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#188 - Round 17: Why, injuries, why?

Wed, 18 Jul 2018 12:03:36 GMT

After the upbeat episode last week where all our teams one, predictably they all lost this week. And what an absolute horror week for injuries, continuing the theme for the season thus far. It may just be last man standing - but for now, let's look at what happened in round 17.

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#187 - Round 16: No Match Ups To See Here

Wed, 11 Jul 2018 10:07:54 GMT

All three of our teams had a good week on the field, so expect a slightly more upbeat tempo from the team. We're looking at what match ups make the game interesting, can anyone stand up to the Tigers and why would you bother if you were a Carlton supporter?

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#186 Round 15: No Heath No Hawks

Wed, 04 Jul 2018 02:04:24 GMT

What a great round of footy! put the pitchforks away you old bastards, the game isn't dead yet!

We go through the round,controversial comments, and a preview of next week! This episode was recorded before the news of Cyril hanging up the boots.

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#185 - Round 14: Good Ugly Footy

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:47:44 GMT

This week we go through some fascinating results. Not all the footy was clean, but there was effort and entertainment to be had. We even mount a somewhat feeble character reference for Jeremy Cameron. And there's a run through for a ladder predictor to see who's playing finals this year according to us.

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#184 - AFL Round 13: At Least The Soccer Is On

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 11:27:01 GMT

Round 13 proved to be...well, it happened. We had some good quarters of footy spread out over the 6 games. Things will get better, right?

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#183 - AFL Round 12: Crash Test Dummy

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 11:37:23 GMT

If you're listening to our podcast, we assume you're ok with inappropriate comments. I don't mean "Port will be minor premiers" inappropriate, I mean comments that push the line of bad taste. So with that in mind, some of the comments in this episode are the most inappropriate we've ever made. I think that's great, and hopefully you do too. You'll know it when you hear it.

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#182 - AFL Round 11: That's 50!

Wed, 06 Jun 2018 11:42:49 GMT

In this episode we step through the Round 11 shenanigans which was by far dominated by tribunal issues, the diving, call backs to previous rounds and anything else to distract us from the fact that there was some pretty ordinary games going on. But there is a light at the end of the tunnel - round 12 looks like a cracker.

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#181 - AFL Round 10: Sacking Assistants

Tue, 29 May 2018 11:45:54 GMT

We've got through 10 rounds and still marvel at the fact that Melbourne are a top 4 team and looking serious. Are Geelong just lazy or bored of watching Carlton struggle around the ground? And can you pick up a couple of broken Crouchs mid season? It's 50 odd minutes of footy talk, and that's all we can promise.

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#180 - AFL Round 9 Wrapped: Demons 3rd?

Tue, 22 May 2018 11:42:08 GMT

You didn't watch the Royal Wedding, and we congratulate you on that. You watched football instead. And because you watched football instead, you get to listen to us talk about football.

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#179 - Round 8 Wrapped: Showdown Lowdown

Tue, 15 May 2018 12:16:02 GMT

Did you enjoy that round of footy? Wasn't too bad at all - we had Ronke going nuts, a Showdown that had two lead changes inside the last 100 seconds, Cunnington and Cotchin nearly getting as many touches as McCrae, and Essendon still suck.

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#177 - AFL Round 7 Wrapped: Score Review

Tue, 08 May 2018 13:26:17 GMT

Would you look at that, round 7 of the AFL is all done. GWS look like a rabble while Tommy Hawkins just wanted to shake hands. Sicily does his best for high fiving teammates and being a lovable scamp for a change. And Collingwood pretty much confirm the're the worst people ever by breaking Brisbane hearts.

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#176 - AFL Round 6 Wrapped: The Round We Had To Have

Tue, 01 May 2018 11:40:42 GMT

It was a round of footy, which is better than no round of footy, but probably only just. It was the type of round that makes you appreciate how good other rounds are. This was the Carlton of rounds of footy. Well, it wasn't that bad.

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#175 - AFL Round 5 Wrapped (mostly)

Wed, 25 Apr 2018 10:56:13 GMT

Had to record this one just before the ANZAC Day clash, so that result isn't included. We also may be having a few equipment issues, trying to figure out where the fault lies, hope to get that sorted soon.

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#174 - AFL Round 4 Wrapped

Tue, 17 Apr 2018 12:39:42 GMT

Look - the footy wasn't great but come November we'll be missing weeks like this still. Anyway the injury toll from this round was really the only interesting and heartbreaking thing to happen on the weekend. Well, except for the smashing the hopes and dreams of Carlton/Gold Coast/Brisbane/Melbourne/Saints fans.

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#173 - AFL Round 3 Wrapped

Wed, 11 Apr 2018 11:56:10 GMT

Another round of footy down, and things get more bizarre. Imagine handballing in the goalsquare again, or failing to have your mate answer the phone when you're looking for a "Good Bloke" reference. It's enough to make your ear bleed.

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#172 - AFL Round 2 Wrapped

Wed, 04 Apr 2018 12:15:22 GMT

It was 5 glorious days of football - some great, some not so great but at least you got a laugh out of them.

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#171 -AFL Round 1 Wrapped

Tue, 27 Mar 2018 11:01:39 GMT

Round one is in the history books, and we ask if Gold Coast of North could drown at Cairns, could the Bulldogs ave a 2 year premiership hangover and when will a West Australian team salute at their new home ground? Limited cricket talk promised.

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#170 - Loose Units 2

Sat, 24 Mar 2018 13:47:05 GMT

In this episode, Brenton shares with us the story of Hungarian skier Elizabeth Swaney. To be fair, both 'Hungarian' and 'Skier' are a stretch.

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#169 - AFL 2018 Round 1 Preview

Wed, 21 Mar 2018 11:23:01 GMT

FOOTY'S BACK! I'm as excited as you are. In this episode we speed through the-season shenanigans and get straight into the first round of footy for 2018.

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#168 - Loose Units 1

Mon, 12 Mar 2018 09:03:48 GMT

It's the off season and lets face it, JLT isn't all that much to talk about. So instead we decided to have a look at a few loose units from sporting history. In this episode we have a look at two from the history of motorsport.

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2018 Season Primer - Richmond Tigers

Sat, 17 Feb 2018 12:21:35 GMT

It's been a long time coming, but here we go wrapping up the fairytale that was Richmond's 2017 season. We're joined on this one by our metaphorical and literal punching bag in Ritchie, and it's a bumper one where we mention nearly every Life Member on the Richmond list.

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2018 Season Primer - Adelaide Crows

Tue, 13 Feb 2018 07:10:00 GMT

Crows fans - the talk of the grand final ends around the 7 minute mark, so skip to there.

For everyone else - no it doesn't, just enjoy that.

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2018 Season Primer - Geelong Cats

Thu, 08 Feb 2018 10:41:23 GMT

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2018 Season Primer - Sydney Swans

Mon, 29 Jan 2018 13:27:00 GMT

Are Owen Six jokes old yet? I know I'm sick of them. Bit of fortunate timing on this one as we recorded a few hours after Tippet retired - will that hurt the Swannies or is it the one area they can cover?

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2018 Season Primer - Essendon Bombers

Thu, 25 Jan 2018 17:13:00 GMT

After years of earning the reputation of being hard to deal with at the trade table, the Dons have pulled off one of the best targetted pre-seasons in recent memory. How will that have them sitting for 2018?

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2018 Season Primer - GWS G

Sat, 20 Jan 2018 17:00:00 GMT

The list is bursting with talent and draft picks, but where's the flag? What's the missing link for the Giants? Clearly it's Lachie Tiziani - the next player to get offered $2m a year from North Melbourne.

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2018 Season Primer - Port Adelaide Power

Tue, 16 Jan 2018 11:53:55 GMT

Look I'm not going to lie, there's some amazingly optimistic calls in this one. Like, unbelievably so. One for the Port fans to enjoy even if it brings false hope.

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2018 Season Primer - West Coast Eagles

Thu, 04 Jan 2018 11:27:04 GMT

A quick look back at season 2017 for the Eagles - and yes, that goal by Shoey - and prognosticating whats to come in 2018 once NikNat is back on deck. Will the new Perth Stadium help or hinder their home ground advantage?

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2018 Season Primer - Hawthorn Hawks

Wed, 13 Dec 2017 11:59:40 GMT

It's time to take a look at what's ahead for the Mighty Fighting Hawks. Can they cover for the loss of Hodge, and how does Burgoyne continue to get better with age? And is Josh happy that Hartung is going to North or what? Listen up, and we only mention that Burton was robbed of the Rising Star once which is some level of achievement.

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2018 Season Primer - Fremantle Dockers

Sun, 10 Dec 2017 19:45:00 GMT

We have a look at where the Dockers left their 2017 season, where we think they'll go in 2018, and why are all their pet dogs so frigid.

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2018 Season Primer - North Melbourne Kangaroos

Fri, 08 Dec 2017 10:46:20 GMT

We're looking back at the MILLION DOLLARS season that North Melbourne had. We go through their highs, their MILLION DOLLARS lows, and how the managed to still find senior players to delist. MILLION DOLLARS!

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2018 Season Primer - Western Bulldogs

Sun, 03 Dec 2017 09:45:40 GMT

Just like Connor McGregor - the Bulldogs won their title but didn't show up to defend it. At the end of the day though, for a premiership hangover you've got to have the premiership first, and the Scraggers were happy with that. We go through their 2017 and what's in store for 2018.

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2018 Season Primer - St Kilda Saints

Tue, 28 Nov 2017 11:49:21 GMT

It was an almost year for Saints fans, but really the story came down to saying good bye to Rooey. However, the platform is set for another crack at the top, but will that be in 2018 or further on?

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2018 Season Primer - Collingwood Magpies

Thu, 23 Nov 2017 08:41:58 GMT

Are Collingwood still the most hated side in the competition or are they also-rans? Is it now a race between Bucks and Eddie to see who the media want sacked first? And just why have they been so quiet this offseason - they miss Swanny that much?

All this and more as we look at what Collingwood had to offer in 2017 and whats in front of them for 2018.

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2018 Season - Brisbane Lions

Sat, 18 Nov 2017 19:44:40 GMT

Looking to see what is in store for the Luke Hodge in 2018. And I guess the rest of the lions as well if we must.

We're joined by a couple of special guests in Ricky from Sports Bezerk Harv from Harv time.

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2018 Season Primer - Melbourne Demons

Wed, 15 Nov 2017 09:41:58 GMT

Looking to see what is in store for the Dees in 2018. We're joined by a couple of special guests in Ricky from Sports Bezerk Harv from Harv time.

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2018 Season Primer - Suns

Fri, 10 Nov 2017 19:22:16 GMT

Having a look at what's in store for the Gold Coast Suns in 2018 (pre-draft). It's looking like they've hit the reset button again as Stuey Dew tries to deal with another raft of players leaving and 3 months of away games. Gary who?

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2018 Season Primer - Carlton

Wed, 08 Nov 2017 11:05:55 GMT

The first of the 2018 Season Primers, looking at what's ahead for the Carlton Blues. It was another year of development in 2017 and Bolton has got them moving in the right direction, and playing like a team. We go through their list changes (pre-draft) and who to look out for in 20

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#167 - Sporting Video Games

Tue, 31 Oct 2017 11:09:40 GMT

As promised, in this episode we go through the best sports video games of all time. And by all time, we really mean before 1999 as that's when we really dedicated our lives to video games. If you've got some that we missed, be sure to let us know via twitter or facebook. Boomshaklaka!

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#166 - AFL Trade Weeks Wrapped

Wed, 25 Oct 2017 05:05:52 GMT

The off season crudcasting continues, as we go through all the trades of the last couple of weeks!

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#165 - AFL Trade Week

Tue, 17 Oct 2017 02:15:32 GMT

A week down for AFL trades, we go through all the trades that have been completed, are still in negotiation, and we make a few up too.All that and more in this episode!

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#164 - AFL Sheet Post Podcasting 1

Wed, 11 Oct 2017 01:26:31 GMT

Well, the season has ended, but the drama has only just begun. We ain't taking time off, we're podcasting right through the off season! We get into the spirit with our first off season shit post podcast (in the guise of trade week analysis, which we will do once the first week has actually finished). We go through all the action of Monday trades, which quickly turns into laughing at Adelaide media. We also look at potential trades on the table, which turns into laughing at Adelaide media. Heck, even our highlights of the week turns into laughing at Adelaide media. This is the finest of audible sheite posting to kick off the off season!

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#163 - AFL Grand Final Wrapped

Wed, 04 Oct 2017 04:09:00 GMT

SO we have a little circle jerk over the Tigers meme ruining 2017 Grand Final win. We're joined by our Tigers correspondent Ritchie as we disect the Grand Final, the events before and after and the total warzone that was Melbourne after the Tigers ran riot.We also look at the trade rumours floating around as well as mad Monday and other off field events. All that and more in this episode!

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#162 - AFL Finals Round 3 Wrapped

Wed, 27 Sep 2017 12:42:06 GMT

Its the Tigers and the Crows to fight for the 2017 premiership! We give you the guts of the games!

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#161 - AFL Finals Week 2 Wrapped

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 03:48:58 GMT

With the Grand Final in sight another two teams bow out of the race. We go through both wallopings on the weekend, and look at next weeks games. Recorded a day early on Sunday night, so some of our talking points gained a lot more certainty with Monday's news.

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#160 - AFL Finals Week 1 Wrapped

Tue, 12 Sep 2017 12:14:07 GMT

Week one of the AFL finals is complete, we go through all the action from the weekend as well as a preview of next weeks games.

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#159 - AFL Round 24 lil bitta bye round

Tue, 05 Sep 2017 03:27:39 GMT

No footy this weekend, so we do a lil bitta everything. Lil bitta F1, lil bitta UFC, lil bitta Dusty, lil bitta women's all-star, legends, e-sports and we also go through our pre season ladder predictions.All that, and probably some other stuff, in this episode!

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#158 - AFL ROund 23 Wrapped

Tue, 29 Aug 2017 03:58:38 GMT

All the action from the last round of the AFL home and away season!

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#157 - AFL Round 22 Wrapped

Wed, 23 Aug 2017 08:49:21 GMT

All the action from round 22 of the AFL season, as well as a preview of the 23rd and final round of the home and away season!

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#156 - AFL Round 21 Wrapped

Mon, 14 Aug 2017 12:41:40 GMT

We go through all the events of round 21 of the AFL 2017 Season!

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#155 - AFL Round 20 Wrapped

Tue, 08 Aug 2017 12:34:54 GMT

We thought this was going to be a short one, as we stated at the start of the podcast, turns out there are interesting things to discuss about the mediocre games that constituted round 20!We go through the results and the surprises and disappointments of round 20, as well as all the off field action, whether it be tribunal, coaches being sacked, or playing being re-signed.We also take a look at the run home for the teams vying for finals contention. Also our highlights of the week, and a preview of round 21. All that and more in this episode!

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#154 - AFL Round 19 Wrapped

Wed, 02 Aug 2017 05:41:28 GMT

Round 19 of the AFL season all wrapped up!

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#153 - AFL Round 18 Wrapped

Tue, 25 Jul 2017 05:23:43 GMT

Round 18 of the 2017 AFL season all wrapped up.

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#152 - AFL Round 17 Wrapped

Tue, 18 Jul 2017 12:02:26 GMT

All the action from round 17 of the AFL Season.Also we forgot to mention in this episode that we're no longer uploading to Soundcloud. But since you're reading this, guess you're not listening to us on Soundcloud either so...hi!

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#151 - AFL Round 16 Wrapped

Tue, 11 Jul 2017 04:41:26 GMT

Another week, another round get wrapped up, with the fight for finals spots far from over.We go through all the action of round 16 of the AFL season, as well as our highlights (or lowlights) of the week, a preview of next round and a whole lot more, all in this episode!

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#150 - AFL Round 15 Wrapped

Mon, 03 Jul 2017 13:27:53 GMT

Well there was some footy played on the weekend, Melbourne let their parents and all of Victoria down when it lost to Sydney. It wasn't a close encounter with the scoreboard not telling the whole story, but when Sydney kick like a cock-eyed Cloke and still win, you know you had shite game. And Bugg punched someone but hey, we'll go through that.West Coast only just managed to close out the game against the Bulldogs after falling asleep in the 3rd quarter, while Adelaide barely take flight against the Blues.Gold Coast are the latest to kick the Kangaroos in the pouch with a win at Metricon. With external pressure mounting to uproot from the thriving suburb that is North Melbourne and into the perineum of Australia that is Tasmania, this could be an important time in the clubs history. GWS and Geelong draw in what surely should have gone to a sudden victory round, so never leave it in the hands of the judges kids. Port Adelaide invented a rivalry out of nothing, just as Richmond invented a victory out of nothing as a six goal streak sees the Tigers down a powerless Port! Brisbane once again give Essendon a reason to complain about being Richmond supporters while the Hawks and the Magpies create a rivalry dubbed battle of who gives a scheisse as both teams try to f*ck themselves out of draft picks at the MCG. Ah Im done, Freo played St Kilda, who gives a shite.

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#149 - AFL Round 14 Wrapped

Mon, 26 Jun 2017 13:41:52 GMT

Probably one of the most exciting rounds of footy is in the bag, with close finishes and controversy galore we go through the events of round 14.Hawthorn give a glimpse of potential with a four quarter effort to beat the Crows at Adelaide oval, while Gary Rohan does it again for the Swans as Essendon lose an unloseable game.In one game that did go as predicted, Port Adelaide bested the Pies at the MCG with little in the way of surprises. GWS take the honours agaist the Lions as the Bulldogs make hard work of the strong finishing Kangaroos.Melbourne hang on to a bi win over the Eagles in the West while on Sunday Geelong deliver Freo a heartbreaking loss, and Carlton let the Tigers get away with one.Oh yah, St Kilda played Gold Coast too.We go through our highlight of the week, our preview of neext week and whole lot more in this episode!

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#148 - AFL Round 13 Wrapped

Mon, 19 Jun 2017 12:18:06 GMT

In this episode we meander through the last of the bye rounds as week 13 of the AFL season comes to an end.West Coast brought the Cats back down to Earth with a comprehensive win in the west, at Etihad North and the Saints played a game of football, a very turdy game of football though.Sydney and Richmond built up their rivalry with another thriller at the MCG, while Port put the sword to a very spirited Brisbane Lions at Adelaide oval.Gold Coast almost snuck a win against Carlton with Gibbs having a blinder, and Melbourne gave the Bulldogs a lesson on the Sunday.We go through our highlights of the week, Brenton remembers his beer of the week, and we send out a special request for help from our Tigers fans as we're looking to get a match ball used in the 1980 Grand Final authenticated. If you can help out, please get in touch!All that and more in this episode!

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#147 - AFL Round 12 Wrapped

Mon, 12 Jun 2017 10:18:50 GMT

We're just about done with the bye rounds, and for a weekend of pretty poor quality footy, each game was surprisingly entertaining in its own right! We explain why in this episode!Sydney take a W over the under performing Bulldogs in a wet SCG round opener, as Adelaide go through the motions against a spirited St Kilda side.Gold Coast close out a game against the Hawks at the MCG with a great display of grit and determination, in lieu of skill. Brisbane Lions looked re-energised on the back of resigning Scache, with a dominant display of inside footy against a very lack-luster Fremantle.Essendon give Port a right rogering to keep the top 8 spots alive for all, as Carlton provide an upset of the season so far with a thrilling victory over a greedy GWS.Melbourne and Collingwood put on another spectacular marque match With a gritty Queens birthday clash that rounded out a hard fought 5 days of footy.Plus we go through our highlights of the round, a preview of next round and Josh attempts statistics.All...

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#146 - AFL Round 11 Wrapped

Tue, 06 Jun 2017 11:57:55 GMT

In our latest AFL Wrapped podcast we go through the big wins and the soft losses that made up round 11 of the AFL season.Hawthorn get a demoralising thrashing, with the scoreboard really not doing justice to the slaughter at Adelaide Oval. Geelong throw their hat in the ring as it looks to be now a 3 way fight between themselves, GWS and Adelaide for finals glory, as Gold Coast show that they are above tanking for picks, West Coast? Not so much...GWS get the honors over a nearly flawless Essendon, but sometimes doing your best just isn't enough.North Melbourne do their best to raise the price on Dusty, with an adventurous overbidding of their own price, while Collingwood take the points over Freo at a huge cost.We go through our highlights of the week, a preview of next week and a whole lot more all in this episode!

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#145 - AFL Round 10 Wrapped

Tue, 30 May 2017 02:06:49 GMT

It's time for us to wrap up round 10 of the AFL season, with a few close games that made the rather awful quality of football palatable.It's indigenous round which always adds another aspect of rivalry and excitement, with the Thursday night kick off between the Dogs and Port being and entertaining and controversial match.In the masters league we saw old foes Sydney and Hawthorn do battle, with the decline of both teams keeping this game interesting, with the Bulldogs and Saints game resembling end to end kicks at lunch time.Gold Coast had the accuracy to give Melbourne a scare for a half, while dreamtime at the G provided an entertaining contest. Adelaide gave Freo what they deserved, the Pies were happy with a win and continued form of their midfield while North made sure we kept interested in their match.GWS and West Coast gave us an entertaining finale to the round that was all about paying respect to our indigenous owners of this great land.We go through our highlights of the week, a preview of...

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#144 - AFL Round 9 Wrapped

Tue, 23 May 2017 03:12:45 GMT

It is time once again to go through the latest round of AFL action, with something for everybody over the weekend. The first of the bye rounds ment Gold Coast could walk out of work Friday arvo without fear of the Monday morning blues, and the same could be said for Port fans if they had jobs.Geelong and the Bulldogs put on a show in front of the new Skilled Stadium stand, but did they get the naming of it right?Sydney find some form with a return trip to the docklands, while the Tigers put in a Titanic performance against GWS, crash and sinking despite the odds.Brisbane and Adelaide played a game, while Collingwood get one up by kicking the Hawks when they're down. Essendon turn it up against the Eagles while the same couldn't be said for the North Melbourne/Melbourne match. And Fremantle and Carlton did indeed play a game as well.As always we go through our highlights of the week, a preview of next round, all that and more in this episode!

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#143 - AFL Round 8 Wrapped

Tue, 16 May 2017 03:32:59 GMT

The competition continues to destroy tipping comps and even itself out with some big upsets and some ugly performances, so we go through the trash and the treasure of round 8!We make a case for North moving out to Doreen, Brenton proves he is king at Chinese whispers, and does anyone have any idea who will finish in the top 8 this year?We also go through our highlights of the week and preview the round to come, all that and more in this episode!

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#142 - AFL Round 7 Wrapped

Wed, 10 May 2017 11:07:29 GMT

Sorry about all the issues with the previous episode being late to iTunes - events beyond our control sadly. But I made some shocking calls in that episode (Like North won't get passed Adelaide's first quarter score!) so if you missed it then great!But here we are, back on track and timely again, giving you the good news on all that was round 7 of AFL footy.

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#141 - AFL Round 6 Wrapped

Sun, 30 Apr 2017 23:00:00 GMT

I've always said that it takes 6 rounds before the ladder actually makes sense, and we've got a clearer picture of it now. Are there really only 3 contenders for the flag this year? Are Sydney the best 0-6 team of all time? And can tanking when you have no first round draft pick be the way to win a flag in the VFL? All that and more here - and visit us on Facebook, buy a t-shirt!

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#140 - AFL Round 5 Wrapped

Tue, 25 Apr 2017 13:35:04 GMT

ANZAC Round got the respect it deserved, and plenty of gritty, hard nosed footy was on offer. Enjoyable round, you know save for the belting Port gave Carlton.

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#139 -AFL Round 4 Wrapped

Mon, 17 Apr 2017 11:52:00 GMT

Round 4 didn't really live up to expectations in terms of quality footy, but it did give us plenty to talk about. Joining us this week is human punching bag Ritchie, who's all worked up about the Tiger's 4-0 start to the season. We talk about that a lot, and also are the Swans the best 0-4 team ever, and who is going to stop a rampaging Adelaide?

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#138 - Gambling Stories Part 4

Thu, 13 Apr 2017 01:38:33 GMT

Since it's a long weekend, thought it was time to revisit some stories from the felt. Donk Dunc joins us once more, as we go through poker stories and how to catch casino cheats, and why/how dealers try to scam other dealers.

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#137 - AFL Round 3 Wrapped

Mon, 10 Apr 2017 12:46:55 GMT

So how was your tips this week? Yep, ours sucked too, as the upsets flowed. We have a look at the round that was and wonder what is in store for round 4.

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#136 - AFL Round 2 Wrapped

Tue, 04 Apr 2017 01:45:45 GMT

Round 2 is done and dusted and the ladder looks as if somebody dropped it and never bothered to put it in the right order.The Tigers get a little bit of revenge surviving a cock-eyed Collingwood to take out the Thursday night honours, while the Bulldogs outlast the Swans in the GF replay.Adelaide dominate the 'G, while the Saints struggle to close out 4 quarters of footy and North Melbourne show why they are the new Richmond.The young kids come out to play as Melbourne snatch a win from Carlton, and could Port Adelaide actually be true finals contenders?Plus our highlight of the week, a preview of next week and a lot more all in this episode!

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#135 - AFL Round 1 Wrapped

Wed, 29 Mar 2017 12:47:28 GMT

We're back for another season for AFL, and what an opening round it was.The only person happier than the Tigers faithful was Dusty's accountant, as he continues to drive up his value in a contract year. Collingwood put on a hearty performance but were outclassed, with no answer for Cloke's huge bag of 1 goal. Melbourne prove that they are the side to watch out for this year as they prove their point against an overwhelmed St Kilda, while Port go one better and beat the Swans at their own game, in their own house.Essendon get aboard the hype train as they march into the 'G and put the sword to the Hawks, while Brisbane and Gold Coast play out a thriller up North. Speaking of North, they prove the haters wrong by revealing their game plan of getting decent draft picks this year, while the Crows give a wake up call to make a claim as real premiership contenders with a huge percentage grab against GWS. The Cats pump the Dockers as the Dangerfield/Fyfe contest was anything but.We also have our highlights...

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Western Bulldogs 2017 Season Primer

Fri, 24 Mar 2017 01:00:00 GMT

We take a look at what's ahead for the Western Bulldogs in 2017 as the champions look to start their own dynasty. Who will we look to for a big season? Who's head will be on the chopping block? What will be the danger games, as well as the off field issues that they may be facing. All that and more in this episode!

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Adelaide Crows 2017 Season Primer

Thu, 23 Mar 2017 06:19:50 GMT

We take a look at what's ahead for the Adelaide Crows in 2017. Who will we look to for a big season? Who's head will be on the chopping block? What will be the danger games, as well as the off field issues that they may be facing. All that and more in this episode!

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North Melbourne Kangaroos 2017 Season Primer

Thu, 23 Mar 2017 06:09:19 GMT

We take a look at what's ahead for the North Melbourne Kangaroos in 2017. Who will we look to for a big season? Who's head will be on the chopping block? What will be the danger games, as well as the off field issues that they may be facing. All that and more in this episode!

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Geelong Cats 2017 Season Primer

Thu, 23 Mar 2017 05:52:17 GMT

We take a look at what's ahead for the Geelong Cats in 2017. Who will we look to for a big season? Who's head will be on the chopping block? What will be the danger games, as well as the off field issues that they may be facing. All that and more in this episode!

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Sydney Swans 2017 Season Primer

Tue, 21 Mar 2017 01:32:14 GMT

We take a look at what's ahead for the Sydney Swans in 2017. Who will we look to for a big season? Who's head will be on the chopping block? What will be the danger games, as well as the off field issues that they may be facing. All that and more in this episode!

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GWS 2017 Season primer

Tue, 21 Mar 2017 01:18:27 GMT

We take a look at what's ahead for the GWS Giants in 2017. Who will we look to for a big season? Who's head will be on the chopping block? What will be the danger games, as well as the off field issues that they may be facing. All that and more in this episode!

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West Coast Eagles 2017 Season Primer

Sun, 19 Mar 2017 07:00:00 GMT

We take a look at what's ahead for the West Coast Eagles in 2017. Who will we look to for a big season? Who's head will be on the chopping block? What will be the danger games, as well as the off field issues that they may be facing. All that and more in this episode!

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Port Power 2017 Season Primer

Sun, 19 Mar 2017 01:00:00 GMT

We take a look at what's ahead for the Port Power in 2017. Who will we look to for a big season? Who's head will be on the chopping block? What will be the danger games, as well as the off field issues that they may be facing. All that and more in this episode!

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Collingwood Magpies 2017 season Primer

Sat, 18 Mar 2017 03:18:46 GMT

We take a look at what's ahead for the Collingwood Magpies in 2017. Who will we look to for a big season? Who's head will be on the chopping block? What will be the danger games, as well as the off field issues that they may be facing. All that and more in this episode!

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St Kilda Saints 2017 Season Primer

Fri, 17 Mar 2017 01:00:00 GMT

We take a look at what's ahead for the St Kilda in 2017. Who will we look to for a big season? Who's head will be on the chopping block? What will be the danger games, as well as the off field issues that they may be facing. All that and more in this episode!We're also joined by Ricky Walker, who came onboard for the Melbourne primer, so we asked him to stick around for the Saints primer as well. Ricky creates sports inspired art which you can check out on twitter, instagram and facebook @SportsBerzerk

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Melbourne Demons 2017 Season Primer

Thu, 16 Mar 2017 01:00:00 GMT

We take a look at what's ahead for the Melbourne Demons in 2017. Who will we look to for a big season? Who's head will be on the chopping block? What will be the danger games, as well as the off field issues that they may be facing. We're also joined by Ricky Walker, who can trace his bloodline of Melbourne supportership (!?!) back to the old country, like any true blue blood. Ricky creates sports inspired art which you can check out on twitter, instagram and facebook @SportsBerzerk.If you're looking for some sweet custom art to fill a wall space, a present for another sports die hard, or online content hit up Ricky, dudes got the skills!All that and more in this episode!

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Hawthorn Hawks 2017 Season Primer

Wed, 15 Mar 2017 01:00:00 GMT

We take a look at what's ahead for the Hawthorn Hawks in 2017. Who will we look to for a big season? Who's head will be on the chopping block? What will be the danger games, as well as the off field issues that they may be facing. All that and more in this episode!

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Essendon Bombers 2017 Season Primer

Mon, 13 Mar 2017 23:43:20 GMT

We take a look at what's ahead for the Essendon Bombers in 2017. Who will we look to for a big season? Who's head will be on the chopping block? What will be the danger games, as well as the off field issues that they may be facing. All that and more in this episode!

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Richmond Tigers 2017 Season Primer

Wed, 08 Mar 2017 06:00:00 GMT

We take a look at what's ahead for the Richmond Tigers in 2017. Who will we look to for a big season? Who's head will be on the chopping block? What will be the danger games, as well as the off field issues that they may be facing. All that and more in this episode!

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Carlton Blues 2017 Season Primer

Mon, 06 Mar 2017 12:04:43 GMT

We take a look at what's ahead for the Carlton Blues in 2017. Who will we look to for a big season? Who's head will be on the chopping block? What will be the danger games, as well as the off field issues that they may be facing. All that and more in this episode!

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Fremantle Dockers 2017 Primer

Wed, 01 Mar 2017 11:55:47 GMT

We take a look at whats ahead for the Fremantle Dockers in 2017. Who will we look to for a big season? Who's head will be on the chopping block? What will be the danger games, as well as the off field issues that they may be facing. All that and more in this episode!

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Gold Coast Suns 2017 Primer

Wed, 01 Mar 2017 11:50:34 GMT

We take a look at whats ahead for the Gold Coast Suns in 2017. Who will we look to for a big season? Who's head will be on the chopping block? What will be the danger games, as well as the off field issues that they may be facing. All that and more in this episode!

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Brisbane Lions 2017 Primer

Wed, 01 Mar 2017 11:44:40 GMT

We take a look at whats ahead for the Brisbane Lions in 2017. Who will we look to for a big season? Who's head will be on the chopping block? What will be the danger games, as well as the off field issues that they may be facing. All that and more in this episode!

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#134 - Is that a preseason I see before me?

Mon, 20 Feb 2017 08:45:50 GMT

I guess the JLT series is something, right? Have a quick look at the action from round one, and a lot of talk on the rumours and happenings in Mixed Martial Arts. Next week - the team previews begin.

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#133 - Guide To Going To The Footy In Melbourne

Sat, 11 Feb 2017 09:11:47 GMT

In this episode we give you the low down on going to the footy in Melbourne. Where the best seats are, how to get there, where to park, and where to eat/drink before and after the game.

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Footy Podcast Gameshow 7

Sun, 05 Feb 2017 11:58:24 GMT

In the 7th installment of the AFL Footy Podcast Gameshow we have podcast vs podcast. Rob from the "All For One" podcast joins us to battle it out against Josh and Brenton. Catch "All For One" on iTunes or http://allforone.podbean.com/And don't forget you can now buy Clicking Balls T-Shirts - view the link on the website or facebook page: http://clickingballs.thetshirtmill.com.au/

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#132 - Australia Day Podcast

Thu, 26 Jan 2017 05:33:10 GMT

It's Australia Day, so we do a rare day time podcast. Talking a little UFC, how the Women's AFL league could be promoted, and why the new Richmond mascot should be Scooby Doo.

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#131 - Rorting and Sporting

Mon, 16 Jan 2017 06:19:01 GMT

Damn this off season hey? In this episode we go through a heap of UFC including Mayweather v McGregor and Hunt v UFC. Have a look at which pollys are ripping us off and if we could rip us off any better. And how would an Essendon rookie go about auditioning for Fremantle this early in the year?

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#130 - Mixed Sports To Kick Off 2017

Thu, 05 Jan 2017 10:36:19 GMT

Happy New Year and all that, here's our first episode for the year. Bit of a rambling one covering cricket, footy and UFC. Has the Big Bash League caught your attention? Do you have a team yet? And can Ronda Rousey become the world dominater that she once was? Hear our responses in this episode. By the way - we had no idea James Hird had the health scare when we recorded, only found out afterwards.

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Episode #129 – Podcasting For/By Idiots

Fri, 30 Dec 2016 13:48:24 GMT

As promised in the last episode, we'll take you through how we record our podcast - what equipment and software we use, and what mistakes we've made along the way. We still have no clue what we're doing, but if you can get something out of this or give something back then it's all right, isn't it?

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#128 - AFL Off Season Pre Draft

Mon, 28 Nov 2016 00:57:02 GMT

In this episode we go through the AFL news leading up to the draft, some UFC and we also have a chat about the latest sports news too.

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#127 - AFL off season sports talk

Thu, 17 Nov 2016 15:40:35 GMT

AFL off season is an anxiety inducing time. Not much happens between now and draft, but that hasn't stopped us from having a chat about the scant AFL news available, the cricket, UFC, shit we even spent 2 minutes laughing at America.Grab a beer and give an ear, we got you covered for the Friday afternoon!

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AFL Footy Podcast game Show #06

Fri, 04 Nov 2016 00:02:07 GMT

It's time for another instalment of the Footy Podcast Game Show, we actually have a sponsor this time! Us!We go through the West Coast 92 premiership team, we remind you just how shifty umpires and Greg Willams are, and theres evidence that Richmond captains of the last 20 years are pretty unremarkable.Listen and prove that Josh and Brenton don't know stuff all, and you should be the next contestant on the show. All that and more in this episode!

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#126 - AFL Fixture Release + Off Season Talk

Fri, 28 Oct 2016 03:15:00 GMT

Well the off-season is well under way, we've had a trade period that produced more redundancies than the auto industry, a fixture that may actually make sense, and Jobe still has a Brownlow around his neck.I don't know about you, but I'm so jacked up on the hopes of the Tigers fans that I'm ready for Carlton tomorrow. I thought about going down Lygon street and laying a few bumps to stoke the fire, but I don't much like being stabbed, so we pumped out another podcast instead!We go through the fixture release, our failed draft podcast, how we're killing time in the offseason, our plans for upcoming podcasts and plenty more in this episode!

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#125 - AFL Finals Week 3 Wrapped

Mon, 26 Sep 2016 01:50:12 GMT

Our Grand Finalists for 2016 have been decided, and what a round it was. Geelong look helpless against a ferocious Sydney, with the pressure forcing the Cats into a style of play that lead straight to the gallows. GWS rip Sydney off of a rivalry that they can genuinely call their own, while the Bulldogs show why they've gone from underdogs to wonderdogs (just give me the job now Herald Sun) with the best performance of their season against GWS. A crowd of 20,000 headed to the Western Suburbs to take on the other Western Suburbs, and it was a gang fight for the ages.We go through all the events, our highlights of the round, and heath has got his hands on the entrance themes for both teams in the Granny!All that and more in this episode!

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#124 - AFL Finals Week 2 Wrapped + Reddit Extra

Tue, 20 Sep 2016 01:52:39 GMT

Week two of the finals reveals our four premiership contenders who will fight for the cup. Only 2 games this round saw the Hawks finally lose all finals as the Doggies ran amok on the MCG, while Sydney look to cement a true rivalry with GWS by handling the Adelaide Crows in dominant fashion to set up a Grand Final or bust game with tGeelong.With not a whole lot else happening besides those two games, we fill you in on the biggest story you don't know about (we're guessing Jai Bednall already had his stories written for the week) with the r/AFL subreddit falling under attack from our imperialist dictators, those Seppos on r/Sports. We have some guests ring in to fill us in on what happened, and also set a plan to launch an all out attack during cricket season. WE NEED YOU to join us!All that and more in this episode!

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#123 - AFL Finals Week 1 Wrapped

Mon, 12 Sep 2016 13:55:19 GMT

The first round of the AFL finals is done, with each game raising more questions than answers its opened the race for the flag.West Coast played like they have a second chance next week, while the Bulldogs show how they can turn up the heat when it matters.Hawthorn and Geelong knock heads once again with a cracker of a game with Isaac Smith giving the Cats a week off with a miss after the siren.GWS give a collective don't argue to their cross town and now legit rivals, with a dominant display that made everyone stop and notice, including the Sydney midfield.Adelaide were a masterful display of hunting in packs to send off a shambolic Kangaroos team.We also preview the next round of games, Josh tells you what nobody knows about the NRL finals and we explain why Richmond are the North Korea of the AFL.All that in this episode!

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Episode # 122 - AFL Round 24 BYE Wrapped

Mon, 05 Sep 2016 13:15:41 GMT

So every team had a bye, but that doesn't mean there wasn't plenty that happened and plenty to talk about. It's all in here, and it's all good!

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#121 - AFL Round 23 Wrapped

Tue, 30 Aug 2016 12:45:24 GMT

It's a day late, but we're glad we waited because Monday was way more interesting than Saturday and Sunday combined! We go through the guts of the weekend and set aside the bullsheisse. What mattered and what didnt gets sorted, plus we go through our own All Australian team except for Josh, because he hates Australia. We also go through our pre season ladder prediction and crown a new champion! We also look at who was lucky to be in the AA squad, and who was lucky to miss out, some mad Monday and plenty more to talk about all in this episode!

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#120 - AFL Round 22 Wrapped

Tue, 23 Aug 2016 00:51:45 GMT

Round 22 is done and dusted and with one round remaining it's all about sticking the elbows out and protecting your finals spot.The Crows get Port in another showdown, while Sloane takes a rest for resting his fist against Brad Eberts face, another Bulldog goes down, The Eagles fly up, GWS get bored of disposals, North hang on to finals by the skin of their teeth, and there are plenty of trade rumours to whet the appetite of the teams who arent playing finals.Plus our highlight of the week and predictions for the next round, and a whole lot more all in this episode!

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#119 - AFL Round 21 Wrapped

Mon, 15 Aug 2016 23:28:16 GMT

Round 21 is over, and may we be the first to welcome back exciting football. Maybe not the most skilled in most cases but hey, ya take what you can get.Nic Nat paddywacked GWS all the way back to the East coast, Treloar almost beats the Bulldogs, with coming away injury free probably the most important result in that game.Again Brisbane play fececal (that would be the contraction of sheisse and farcical) for most of the season then ensure their coach gets fired by playing one good game, showing they do have skill and talent, so must be the coach. I'm sure Leppa and Vossy will laugh about it. Or perform a hostile takeover of the Brisbane Board.Eddie may have claimed the rights to every forward pocket around the country, but Buddy lets it be known that the rest of the forward line is his with an emphatic display at Etihad.Essendon get a win they need but don't particularly want, while Adelaide happily kick the sheisse out of a shambolic Fremantle.Oh yeah we've analysed the stats and poured through...

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#118 - AFL Really Round 20 Wrapped

Mon, 08 Aug 2016 13:07:29 GMT

Ok, this one is really round 20, with me mistakenly getting ahead of myself last round.The finals spots are realistically set, that didnt stop the bottom 8 from having a crack on the weekend so we go through the round to see who's tryin and who's dyin.

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#117 - AFL Round 20 Wrapped but actually round 19 it turns out.

Tue, 02 Aug 2016 06:46:06 GMT

Round 20 is in the books and while most teams finals hopes are in the rearview mirror there's still plenty of jostling for home finals to be made.We go through the fallout of this weeks games, what it means for the finals draw as well as our highlights of the round.All that and more in this episode!

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#116 - AFL Round 17 Wrapped

Mon, 18 Jul 2016 23:25:59 GMT

Round 17 brought out some tight contests as well as some head scratchers.Spotless employees have lodged a formal complaint against channel 7 rgarding the excessive amount of ectoplasm left in the commentary booth after Cyril's game winning goal, while spotless staff outnumbered the paying public at the Lions/GWS game.Freo and Geelong ended up closer than it ought to be while some dudes fought over a sash at the G.Finals spots appear to be set, but that didn't stop North trying to prove that wrong with a lacklustre effort over Port, while the Power set themselves up to take on the Tigers for ninth.The Saints were up and running again while the Bulldogs win took a toll with a shoulder injury to Jake Stringer.Its heating up leading into the finals and we go through all the results as well as a look at the upcoming games.All that in this episode!

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#115 - AFL Round 16 Wrapped

Mon, 11 Jul 2016 23:14:46 GMT

Round 16 is in the rearview mirror, meaning we're just under a third of the season to go. It seems the barriers are full with little chance of a late scratching, and we go through the form of each teams game and what they hope to get out of the rest of the season.The jumper punch was back in the news, and we've got the solution. Or maybe we're still jacked from UFC200, i dunno.Finals are close, or draft time if you're in the bottom 8 and things are beginning to take shape for September, we got our highlights of the round and more in this episode!

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#114 - AFL Round 15 Wrapped FIXED

Wed, 06 Jul 2016 00:37:51 GMT

The last of the bye rounds means the sprint to the finals is on. Losses get forgiven as tapering off for a final assault on September, and we put the teams under the microscope to see who will get their nose across the line, with Jake Carlisle leading the race.Essendon once again did rock up and did participate in a game of football. S'about all you can really say on that front. Port remind Richmond why they're not playing finals, with a clinic on sharking taps and centre clearances akin to their previous finals demolition of the Tiges. Gold Coast put on a performance that makes you both happy and frustrated, with the Saints fans just being frustrated. Game of the round was definitely Sydney versus the Bulldogs, adding more chaos to the top 8 as the jockeying for home finals and just finals at all taking place.Carlton versus Collingwood was a lot like the election held that day, unfortunately someone had to win and the general public wanted neither. Unlike the election though, someone did...

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The Footy Podcast Gameshow #004 with Danny McGinlay

Wed, 29 Jun 2016 11:08:21 GMT

A special episode of the Footy Podcast Gameshow featuring comedian and Bulldogs banner writer Danny McGinlay - competing against regulars Josh and Brenton. You can buy Danny's DVD "Danny McGinlay – The First Complete Season" at his website http://dannymcginlay.com/ and see him in "Shadow Factory" and "Act Naturally" on his Youtube channel. https://twitter.com/dannymcginlay

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#113 - Gambling Stories Part 3

Tue, 21 Jun 2016 03:13:13 GMT

It's time once again to pull up a seat at the felt, tell some stories and drag the occasional pot as we go through some more gambling stories. Joined once again by the Guv Degenerate Donk Dunc once again we go through stories earned from our time spent at the tables, and some from off the felt. From how to deal with contract killers, accidental waitress hookers, $26k dinners, why you shouldn't buy a BMW when you have a jet, renting porn in video stores, Liverpool Champions League adventures, public flashers and propositions, how it feels to lose $600k hands of baccarat to blackjack. Yep, we cover all that and more in this episode!

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#112 - AFL Round 12 Wrapped

Tue, 14 Jun 2016 04:55:26 GMT

Alright it's time once again to go through the weekend action of the AFL. The last round before the bye period kicks in saw some teams and players hit holiday mode early. We mention that Hawthorn played Essendon, but not a whole lot else happened in that game, while Port and the Western Bulldogs put on a display of hard fought, hard running and heartbreaking footy. We loved it. Brisbane and Freo had a good opening quarter, while another percentage boosting win for Freo sees their plan of gaining absolutely nothing from this season come to fruition.Herding sheep back home on the family property is already paying dividends for Patty Dangerfield, as he seemed to freely run around the pack as he pleased. Meanwhile West Coast are still without a win against the top 8 as a fired up Adelaide put the Eagles away over in W.A. St Kilda put the breaks back on the Carlton hype train as Dusty Martin helps the Tigers scrape through for a win against Gold Coast.If there were any remaining doubts against GWS then...

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#111 - UFC 199 Wrapped

Thu, 09 Jun 2016 23:52:04 GMT

It been a little while since we covered the UFC, but to be honest there wasn't a whole lot going on except Conor. We've still been keeping our finger on the pulse though as UFC builds up to its much hyped UFC 200 and beyond.This event saw a whole lot of fallout, from mixing up divisions, choking up divisions, and stacking up divisions. Announcements to make your balls tingle in excitement, or in fear if you're a journalist making the announcement. Oh yeah, and some hardworking Pommy lad shocked the world and made his dreams come true.We go through it all in this episode!

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#110 - AFL Round 11 Wrapped

Tue, 07 Jun 2016 01:49:41 GMT

Round 11 in the books sees the end of 9 game rounds for a few weeks, with some teams needing an undeserved spell. We go through all the games and news from the weekend that was a wet one for just about everyone.The Tigers looked scared of the rain, scared of Tasmania and scared of the Kangaroos and North give themselves a percentage top up in a one sided affair. Hawks and Melbourne was a much closer contest than it should have been, turns out the Dees are pretty accurate from the goal square though.Unfortunately we have to heap the praise on Carlton as they continue to go from strength to strength while the true contenders squared off down in Geelong. Port add their name to the late runners for finals spots with a convincing win over the Pies as West Coast are still yet to register a win against a top 8 side.We also have our highlights of the week as well as a look at next round, and a little bit more all in this episode!

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#109 - AFL Round 10 Wrapped

Tue, 31 May 2016 00:36:15 GMT

Round 10 sees us celebrate our indigenous heritage with indigenous round. We saw North finally notch up a loss, while the hot wind of Ross Lyon filled the Freo sails for a quarter, until they remembered they have dropped anchor at the bottom in the hopes of good draftees.The Lions showed a bit of grit while we watched White Cliffs play Alice Springs in a local A Grade game or something. Dreamtime at the G told the story of two struggling teams that fought hard and....I don't know how it ended because like everyone else I switched to GWS versus Crows.Carlton aren't putting up with any winter Blues as they out hussle Geelong, Collingwood prove once again they have one of the most talented injury lists in the AFL, and the Eagles and the Suns apparently played a game. We have our highlights and insights of the round, and some other stuff all in this episode!

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#108 - AFL Round 9 Wrapped

Tue, 24 May 2016 00:47:09 GMT

Round 9 is in the books and that means it's time for us to go through the winners and losers, the heroes and villains, the fair and the unfair and even a bit of praise for Collingwood.We go through the best events of the weekend, see what the results mean for each team and their respective finals/draft ambitions, the standout players and plays. No update on the Richmond bandwagon this weekend though, as we're sure the bandwagon has let you know how it's going already.All that and more in this episode!

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#107 - AFL Round 8 Wrapped

Mon, 16 May 2016 12:10:46 GMT

It's time again to go through the events from the latest round of the AFL season. Round 8 means a third of the season gone and the true ladder begins to take shape.Paddy Dangerfield was given a cringe-worthy welcome due to a poor publicity stunt from triple M, sadly they weren't there to see him off after Geelong took the W.Grimes came up against his old team when Essendon took on North, nobody seemed to care though.Hawks, GWS and Collingwood all got some percentage but the real story was LLoyd getting the Tigers home. Still only won 2 though, so settle down.We also talk about an improving Carlton squad with Kreuzer kicking their match winner, while Melbourne fought hard before being over run by a slick Western Bulldogs outfit.We have our highlights of the round, a look through next weekends games and a whole lot more in this episode.

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#106 - AFL Round 7 Wrapped

Mon, 09 May 2016 13:00:16 GMT

Round 7 is now done. The battle for best draft picks is well and truly under way, and with some teams edging closer by losing percentage, the Freo stranglehold on #1 pick looks to be under threat as a rampaging Tigers do their best to snatch the top bottom spot.Geelong manage the have the breeze for 4 quarters as they sharpen their skills in a practice match against the Eagles.Gold Coast kicked accurate, but never had enough of the ball to cause real damage, as they got trampled and mugged worse than the hookers in GTA3. Speaking of whores, Adelaide claimed to have been buggered by everyone again as the free kick count comes under scrutiny.One free kick came under scrutiny in the North v Saints game to keep the Saints in close losses and Norf doing just enough. They're no Leicester City, but they're giving the Mighty Ducks a run for their money.We also have our highlights of the round, our picks for next weekend and the news from, well, today. cool.AFL

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The Footy Podcast Gameshow #003

Wed, 04 May 2016 14:00:00 GMT

Clicking Balls presents the Footy Podcast Gameshow.This is a footy themed quiz show with contestants Brenton (Richmond) and Josh (North Melbourne) compete for no prizes what so ever. If you've got some ideas for games or reckon you could beat Brenton and Josh, then write to us via the website, Facebook, Twitter or on email to podcast@clickingballs.com

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#105 - AFL Round 6 Wrapped

Tue, 03 May 2016 00:09:40 GMT

Another weekend resigned to history, and it took plenty of company with it, namely Richmonds finals hopes, Ross Lyons career and Lachie Hunter's head.With not a whole lot of pretty footy going on, we make short work of the games as we go through the highlights of each round. The Bulldogs and Kangas keep the crap Friday night games going with a combined 118 clangers.Adelaide were the latest to feast on the Freo carcass as GWS kick the heck outta the Hawks.Richmond and Port prove why nobody cares about either side this year while Geelong's score tally resembled an IP address.We also have our highlights of the round and we look at some issues that came out of the weekend. All that wrapped up in this episode!

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#104 - AFL Round 5 Wrapped

Tue, 26 Apr 2016 02:06:23 GMT

Well another round of the 2016 AFL season wrapped up, we take a look at the best and the worst of the ANZAC round.The MRP end of year shin dig got a bit of extra funding due to some melee action across a couple of games, with Alex Rance beating Jack Watts around the head like a drunk step dad.The Hawks are either working on their economy or clutch as they take home another close one, while West Coast get the second biggest thumping at the SCG that night. North Melbourne put the brakes on Gold Coast as they look to Leicester City the AFL season.The Bulldogs hand out another lesson as their depth gets tested again while Geelong v Port and Melbourne v Richmond bring back the biff. Well they pushed and shoved each other a little.We also have our highlights of the round, Richmond bandwagon report as we wrap up all the action from round 5 of the 2016 AFL season!

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The Footy Podcast Gameshow #002

Sat, 23 Apr 2016 15:03:29 GMT

Clicking Balls presents the Footy Podcast Gameshow.This is a footy themed quiz show with contestants Brenton (Richmond) and Josh (North Melbourne) compete for no prizes what so ever. This is our second run through on the format and we're making changes every time to get to somewhere where we hope it starts to work. If you've got some ideas for games or reckon you could beat Brenton and Josh, then write to us via the website, Facebook, Twitter or on email to podcast@clickingballs.com

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#103 - AFL Round 4 Wrapped

Mon, 18 Apr 2016 13:58:12 GMT

Round four has been decided, and with it the hopes of finals for a few clubs. Some a surprise, some....nheh, we're surprised they had them in the first place.West Coast open up their training session to the media on a Friday night, as Dimma has a Netflix and chill session in a darkened coaches box.Geelong put on a cockeyed kicking display against a trying Bombers squad while the Saints learn that the metric system is interpretive, while Stevie may starts painting black spots on peoples brains.The Doggies find it tough to keep away the injuries while still notching up the W, and Adelaide show that they are set to make this season theirs with an inspiring win over the impressive Swans.Can't say we're that surprised about Port's demise, and we think we know why. GWS look to have taken another step forward as they as they heaps the pressure on Port. Speaking of pressure, Eddie states that the Pies are '100% behind Nathan Buckley,' clearing the way for his imminent execution, and Melbourne win another...

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#102 - AFL Round 3 Wrapped

Tue, 12 Apr 2016 08:36:19 GMT

Round 3 of the AFL 2016 has been consigned to history books, and it’s a case of repeating history for some clubs, while others have been a surprise.Port get a confidence booster over the Bombers, but all is not lost for the Dons, a few standout performances have earned them a favourable week from the media.St Kilda restore the faith in a young gun team while the Crows kill the faith of the Tigers faithless. GWS and Sydney have a fight that would be familiar to any bloke with a big brother. Don’t matter how it goes, you know they’re gonna end up on top somehow.West Coast give an OK performance against Freo, while some Blues recruits have outstanding performances in a loss.Sunday brings about one of the most exciting days of footy we've seen in a recent regular season as the Kangas/Dees and Hawks/Bulldogs both go down to the wire.Patty Dangerfield beat the heck out of the Lions as well.We churn through the lot, all in this episode!

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The Footy Podcast Gameshow #001

Thu, 07 Apr 2016 10:26:00 GMT

It's an AFL panel game with trivia questions and the like, testing the knowledge of all things Footy. Tonight's contestants are Josh (North Melbourne), Brenton (Richmond) and Will (Essendon). This is our first outing in this kind of format, so please feel free to leave feedback or suggestions on the website, facebook page or to podcast@clickingballs.com.

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#101 - AFL Round 2 Wrapped

Mon, 04 Apr 2016 15:01:39 GMT

Round 2 of the 2016 AFL season is in the books and a few surprises has ensured a tight contest in the mid ladder for the season. We're joined by Will for an inside view from the Essendon faithful, as we take a look at which teams are going up and which teams are screwing up.The Pies snag a win as the Tigers prove that finding a way to lose is a skill in itself.The Adelaide media jump on the Port failure, as the Melbourne media finally get to print something positive about the Bombers.Riewoldt has a tortured time in his 300th as the Saints look knackered against an impressive Bulldogs outfit.We sink the boots into Freo, Stevie J sticks it to Geelong, a verbatim Grand Final replay and some mark and goal of the year contenders. A lot happening at the start of the season, and we sort through it all in this episode!

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#100 - AFL Round 1 Wrapped

Wed, 30 Mar 2016 06:45:37 GMT

We had a problem with the recording on this one, we had the wrong input in the software and it recorded from the laptop microphone instead of the soundboard which the microphones in front of our face are connected to. So the sound quality is a bit poor, but hopefully the content is still good.So yeah, footys back, and we take a look at the round 1 results as well as discussing the current state of footy. Will we see Richmond Carlton and Essendon fighting it out for the bottom 3?Have the rule changes allowed a more exciting style of footy?Have the Dees found their way?With a roundd of spectacular new club debutantes, we sort out the hits and misses.The Gary Coast Suns look to be back on track after a tumultuous 12 months, are they ready to fulfil their potential?All that wrapped up inside!

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#099 - AFL Round 1 Primer 2016

Wed, 23 Mar 2016 09:23:55 GMT

It's official - footy is back!Can the Tiger's win without Lids? Will Josh Kennedy score more than the entire Brisbane team? Will Collingwood blame the loss on the moving of venues?The answer to that is all yes, but listen to the episode to find out why.It's so good to have footy back.

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#098 - Hawthorn Hawks 2016 Season Primer

Tue, 22 Mar 2016 09:33:04 GMT

In this episode we review the Hawthorn Hawks season 2015 and look forward to see if they can create history in 2016. Yeah, of course it's going to be the longest one. It's all good news. But can it continue? Just when will the aging stars actually look like they're aging? Will Brian Lake be missed more than the left boot of Matty Suckling? Can Sam Mitchell break through for a Brownlow win? Sit back, relax and enjoy basking in the glory that is the 2015 premiers.

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#097 - Collingwood Magpies 2016 Season Primer

Mon, 21 Mar 2016 12:29:50 GMT

In this episode we take a look at everyone's favourite club, the Collingwood Magpies. Season 2015 wasn't as bad as their win loss record would lead you to believe. But where will that leave them for 2016?Is Daniel Howe the boom recruit across half back they've been needing? Can Cloke get his kicking boots on or should he try his hand in the back line?Is this the list that Buckley can assemble to take Collingwood back into finals, or will it be six years running for the gentle slide down the ladder?We've got a podcast every day leading into the first game of round 1 so get on board, subscribe on iTunes or soundcloud and join us for season 2016.

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#096 Geelong Cats 2016 Season Primer

Sun, 20 Mar 2016 13:03:02 GMT

In this episode we have a look at the Geelong season of 2015 as well as get you primed for OH MY GOD IS THAT PADDY DANGERFIELD?Yeah, we spend a bit of time talking about Geelong's favourite local boy...besides that nude-nut up on the Gold Coast.Where was 2015 for the Cats? Was Blicavs the best he can be or does he have room to move? How the hell did they lose to Melbourne? Are there any other tall players they could recruit out there? And when will Harry Taylor deliver in the midfield?Find out that and possible more (no guarantees) on this episode.

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#095 Gold Coast Suns 2016 Season Primer

Sat, 19 Mar 2016 01:48:26 GMT

We're taking a Clicking Balls look at the Gold Coast Suns. You know, Gary Ablett Junior's team, those ones. Ok, so Rocket Eade walked in to a mess, but what did he do with it? Will Charlie Dixon and Harley Bennell affect the off field form for the team? Will a senior recruit not named Gary be worth while?Will they beat GWS to the finals?All that and more in this podcast, I guess. Remember to like, rate, subscribe - whatever, let us know what you think too.

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#094 - Melbourne Demons 2016 Season Primer

Tue, 15 Mar 2016 00:04:50 GMT

In this episode we stick a fork in the Demons to see if they're done.With a 2015 campaign that saw a few leaders and stars of the future emerge for the Demons, with a strong rebuilding of club culture it looks like they can hang on to them as well.In this the last year of Paul Roos reign, we look back at the impact he has had and in what shape we think the Demons will be in when Simon Goodwin takes the helm.Have the Dees finally got the right system in place to manage their young talent?A lot of people making a big deal out of Petraccas broken toe, we think he's been managed just right and will come out this season to bolster the young Dees into consistent challengers.Has Jai Kennedy-Harris hit the weights room during the off season?Will Tom Bugg follow the lead of some team mates and find career best form in the red and blue?If the stars align, could the Dees make a solid run at that 8th spot?We also look at their ins and outs during the draft and trade season, what their best and worst wins...

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#093 - St Kilda 2016 Season Primer

Thu, 10 Mar 2016 00:26:10 GMT

We get a lesson in canonization as we trawl through the new look Saints!Fresh from spreading their wrath across the sinners in Seaford, a return home sees the Saints with a lot of optimism for the coming season (and years), and quite rightly so!With a successful recruiting and rebuilding phase, we break down why the Saints can claim to be one of the best two young lists in the AFL (Collingwood being the other).With a lot of things going right, and improving on the wrongs, no off field incidences (Carlisle doesn't count)and a media distracted by other things, the Saints are coming along just nicely.What youngsters are going to put their hand up and be leaders?Which of the recruits will lock down a backline spot?We go through the ins and outs, their best and worst performances of 2015, big games in 2016, as well as our completely pointless ladder predictions!Follow on facebook, twitter or our website to keep up to date with our releases.

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#092 - Calrton Blues 2016 Season Primer

Mon, 07 Mar 2016 09:14:40 GMT

Our latest AFL 2016 Season Primer is now out!Well, if you're a fan of kicking a man when he's down, then do we have good news for you!We're finally rummaging through the Carlton Football Club in our latest AFL 2016 Season Primer!We felt it unfair to enjoy this alone, so once again we have recruited the services of our Essendon correspondent Will!Did the Blues have a standout player in the 2015 season?Is it possible to pick a worst loss?Did they have any best players that weren't in their backline?How did the early microwaveing of memberships affect Panasonics second quarter profits?How will Visy buy their way out of this one? Is the line up for their chopping block bigger than the Mayans at Teotihuacan?Will they keep a rivalry with the Bombers for the wooden spoon and #1 draft pick?But seriously, an adversary is only an adversary when they're worthy, otherwise they're Melbourne FC, so we do hope that the Blues can at least put up a fight this year and show some character. Continuity...

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#091 - UFC 196 Primer

Thu, 03 Mar 2016 12:14:45 GMT

A big card of UFC fights on this weekend at UFC 196 Red Panty night (Sunday morning for Australia), so we thought we would take a look at some of the interesting fights on this weekend.The UFC hve sanctioned a pitbull and a brown bear to fight in the headline of the fight pass openers when Diego Sanchez takes on Jim Miller.Really filthy Tom Lawler takes on another TUF alumni in Corey Anderson, and has Erick Silva given back two biceps for this fight with Nordine Taleb?Could Nunes v Shevchenko upstage the Holly Miesha show? It certainly could!Oh yeah, some bloke name Conor is taking on this Diaz fella too.All that and more in this one!

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#090 - West Coast Eagles 2016 Season Primer

Tue, 01 Mar 2016 01:25:35 GMT

It's time to take a look at the West Coast Eagles chances for the 2016 AFL Premiership season. No longer the hot ticket from the West, the Eagles may have benefited from the hoopla that surrounded the Dockers last season, and put together a very tidy run in the finals only to be outclassed on the big day.Once again joined by our West Coast correspondent Sam, we get the inside info on what the chances are for the Eagles to take the next step, and what the word is on the streets of the West state.What were the best and worst performances for the 2015 season?What did the Western citizens make of the Grand Final?Who were the stars, and who faces the fire for the 2016 campaign?What do they need to do to take the next step and get the cup back in their hands?What will be the tough matches of their 2016 season?And of course our useless ladder predictions, ins and outs, and general drunkenness. Tune in and hear the future of the Eagles!

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#089 - Balls Deep With Liam McCrae

Thu, 25 Feb 2016 05:01:01 GMT

We have another instalment of Balls Deep, this time with new Perkins Jiu Jitsu black belt, movie buff, lawyer, PUNdit and all round good bloke Liam McCrae.We start our by going through Liam's Brasilian Jiu Jitsu journey, before we tangent onto his role as movie critic, his thoughts on the current state of BJJ, what predictions he has for upcoming UFC fights including Silva vs Bisping, upcoming Eddie Bravo Invitational matches, as well as other rumoured and signed BJJ matches around the world.Drop the gi, grab a scotch and wrap your cauliflowered ears around this one!

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#088 - Sydney Swans 2016 Season Primer

Tue, 23 Feb 2016 07:34:02 GMT

If cocaine sniffing yuppies who can no longer get a beer after 1.30am is your thing, then rest easy knowing you can now listen to our Sydney Swans 2016 Primer while Ubering you're way home from the Ivy, or whatever crap club you frequent that now shuts at sunset.Saddle in with your left over sixer of Tooheys as we literally run down our expectations for Sydney. Literally as in we thought they would do better until our intensive research department went through the numbers, and we had to run down our original expectations. If the Swans are to win another flag, they need to improve their win loss record against the top 8. We have no suggestions on how to do it, only observe that they are crap at doing it.All hope is not lost though Swans fans. Heeney is looking like Warrick Capper and Dale Thomas (pies version) mash up, and will generate excitement amongst the young Swannies. Will the pairing with newly recruited Callum Mills be the next evolution of the Sydney Swans?The chopping block is a busy...

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#087 - GWS 2016 Season Primer

Fri, 19 Feb 2016 06:41:49 GMT

A look back at the 2015 season for the Giants and what is in store for 2016.How do the Giants keep making great senior player moves? First Mummy comes across and wins the B+F, then Heath Shaw follows suit.Can they keep Toby Greene on the field and out of the night clubs? Can they keep everyone under 22 from following SOS to Carlton?Please note we recorded this before Cam McCarthy took indefinite leave.

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#086 - Port Adelaide Power 2016 Season Primer

Wed, 17 Feb 2016 08:27:33 GMT

A look at the Port Power's run in 2015 - what happened? - and a primer for season 2016. So what happened in 2015? The year that was meant to be the big challenge for the flag and instead missed out on finals all together. At least they're playing watchable footy, no doubt. Beat the premiers twice? Check. Lose to 17th and 18th? Check - check!Robbie Gray showed that 2014 was no fluke, Chad Wingard got another AA jumper and Travis Boak again made those that gave him the captaincy look like geniuses. Should John Butcher still be playing AFL? Can Ken Hinkley turn them all around? We give our best guesses at what is to come, but one word should be on the lips of all Power fans - optimism.

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#085 - Western Bulldogs 2016 Season Primer

Tue, 09 Feb 2016 13:00:00 GMT

Look at those scraggers go!2015 was a year that threatened to be derailed before it even started for the sons of the West. In the end they impressed everyone, made finals and bragged about having the All Australian captain in their midst.We have a look back at all the positives that came from 2015 and forward to the optimistic future of the Bulldogs.

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#084 - Brisbane Lions 2016 Season Primer

Tue, 02 Feb 2016 22:57:36 GMT

It's time to see what's in store for the mighty Brisbane Lions in 2016!Have they finally got a group of players that want to be in Brisbane?Are there any other Beams relatives to bring into the club?Have the board put egos aside to actually focus on footy?How far will a good midfield get them this year?Do Brisbane and Gold Coast need each other to be better in order for each to improve?Has Mitch Robinson got over the news of all the summer festival cancellations?Plus our regular best and worst games of '15, trade/draft ins and outs, who needs to step up in 2016, what are the danger games and of course our completely useless ladder predictions!BrisbaneLionsBrisbane LionsAFL

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#083 - Adelaide Crows 2016 AFL Season Primer

Wed, 27 Jan 2016 07:59:07 GMT

It's time to put the Adelaide Crows under the spotlight for our latest 2016 AFL Season Primer!After a tumultuous season in 2015, in which they generally over achieved, will the benchmark for a successful Adelaide Crows season be raised?Will a matured and confident Adelaide Crows enable Tex to come down the ground and dominate games in a fashion we haven't seen since Wayne Carey?Can Eddie Betts actually get better? We turn a leaf and finally concede that it's ok to name something after Eddie.Is this the season that Sloane starts to hit Fyfe type form?Have the knitting Nannas that choked up Footy Park moved aside to let the youngens create a great atmosphere at Adelaide Oval?How will the settled coaching staff find the next gear for the squad?How many times will we hear how great Adelaide Oval looks this year?Plus our regular look at best and worst players, plus our regular look at best and worst players, games, who is on the chopping block, danger rounds for 2016 and our completely useless...

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#082 - Fremantle Dockers 2016 Season Primer

Fri, 22 Jan 2016 00:40:45 GMT

In this episode we take a look at the Fremantle Dockers prospects for 2016!Back by popular demand, and because we already recorded it when he was here, we're joined by Sam. As a Kangas fan currently in Western Australia, Sam is more qualified than all of us to give a boots on the ground account of the Freo situation.The obvious question, can they finally take a flag? Or will they have more seconds than Essendon's first team? Speaking of which, I can't wait to see Ryan Crowley tag Nat Fyfe.Will Harley Bennell give up the party life, or will he take a page from his West Australian brethren and turn it into a successful supplements program?Can we just press a special medal for Pav? Everybody loves him, and the bloke deserves something.Will Freo have a comprehensive plan b and c for when their running game gets figured out again?Also the best and worst performances of 2015, big games in 2016, draft picks, ins and outs and of course our completely useless ladder predictions!All that inside this...

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#081 - Essendon WADA verdict

Fri, 15 Jan 2016 01:50:29 GMT

With the verdict finally announced, we go through the Essendon/WADA Award and try and make sense of the mess that went on for too long. Don't worry, no facts were harmed in the making of this podcast, nor were they even approached. Just the hilariousness that was the final report...

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#080 - Richmond Tigers 2016 Season Primer

Wed, 13 Jan 2016 04:13:19 GMT

In this episode we take a look at the challenge that lay ahead of the Richmond Tigers as they try and take the next step and win a final. Or will they go back to their Guardians of the Finals position?We're joined by special guest Richie, who is a way more credible Tigers correspondent than Brenton.You may remember Richie from our Balls Deep podcast we did with him (episode 44).Not only a talented Brasilian Jiu Jitsu fighter and lover of all things Japanese, Richie actually attends the Richmond meetings to suss out just what is going on at Tigerland. With his cauliflower ears that close to the ground, we had to get him in!Will Brownlow Medalist Trent Cotchin finally come up big in the crunch games and march into the second round of the finals?Will a Rioli ad a bit of magic to the forward line and free up Jack to do some damage facing the goals?What brave soul has the job of giving Ivan Maric constructive criticism?Will the Tigers crack the 100k members barrier due to disillusioned Blues and...

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#079 - Essendon 2016 Season Primer

Sat, 09 Jan 2016 06:52:07 GMT

In this episode we give you all the info you need, and some opinions you probably don't need for the upcoming 2016 Essendon campaign for the cup.We're joined once again by Will, who is back by popular demand, and because he's one of the few Bombers supporters who kept his sense of humour throughout a 2015 season that made mere mortals cry.Between paying fines for back room indiscretions and snorting lines in bathroom transgressions, there has been plenty of fodder for Essendon enemies to sink the boots in. As a high brow podcast we're drawing a line under all of that stuff and looking at how the Bombers can once again become worthy adversaries, and the reality is that they're probably not as afar away from that as you'd think.Will Luenwhateverbergen step up and fill the big hole they have in the rucking department?Is Daniher allergic to the weights room?With three line coaches now appointed, will the squad finally learn how to to not get caught doing them?Have we developed a man crush on...

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#078 - North Melbourne 2016 Season Primer

Tue, 05 Jan 2016 01:44:34 GMT

This is the first of our 2016 AFL Team Primers, where we will go through the best and worst of your clubs 2015 season, how your off season went, as well as what to expect from your 2016 campaign.We start off with North Melbourne and are joined by special guest Sam, our shinboner correspondent from the West. We go through a few beers and a few games that we highlighted as the best and worst performances for 2015.We also look at who your stand out players were, and also who went missing. Who's head will be on the chopping block for 2016? Will they need a bigger chopping block?Were the Kangas the Mighty Ducks of the 2015 season?What games will be key for 2016?Who gets shafted on the double up games?Where will we predict them to finish?Have we predicted anything right ever?All that and definitely more is jam packed inside.

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#077 - AFL News & Cricket Review

Tue, 15 Dec 2015 00:24:18 GMT

In this episode we look to gain a perspective on what it's like barracking for Essendon in these times, so we're joined by special guest Will. With a resume and sharp wit like Will's, it was an easy choice.How do the Bombers get past the mental fatigue of off field issues, which are about as depressing as your mother-in-law moving in for a year?Is there love lost for Hirdy?Have the Bombers forgotten that a ruckman is key to getting the most out of their midfield talent?As the Bombers look to have success without superhero supplements, the Hawks finally get rid of their power ranger uniforms.The bulldogs have found a specimen in their club, which wasn't a pickled Dougie Hawkins at the bar.The Suns have announced that Gary Ablett will still be captain. We still can't figure out who else they were considering, but we try.With a billion dollars down the gurgler due to the failed East-West link, the state government looks to extort more money from our coffers with the announcement of another...

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#076 - UFC Big 3 Weekend Primer

Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:51:37 GMT

In this episode we give you a heads up on what to expect during a huge weekend for UFC fights. In fact, 3 fight cards in three days, all with big fights, and all with relevant fights when you look at the respective title pictures.Starting off with the UFC Fight Night 80, we got Paige van Zant vs Rose Namajunas.In what should have been a battle of the shaved heads, if it weren't for a huge renege on a charitable head shave by PvZ, we may as well call it the Kangaroo vs the Emu, because neither are going to take a backward step. Can Rose's creativity get the best of PvZ's hard workin?Teenage boy wonder Sage man Zant, aka Sage Northcutt, aka Butters, takes on Cody Pfister. I'm going to let you all write your own jokes for that one.The unforgiving Jim Miller takes on TUF winner Michael Chiesa, who I mistakenly label a heroin and meth addict who ended up in Vegas, naked, with no idea how he got there. Sorry about that Mike, we still cool though, right?For the BJJ fans Antonio "Boot Face" Carlos Jr...

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#075 - AFL December News

Mon, 07 Dec 2015 13:40:39 GMT

In this episode we go through the events of the AFL that you could just about pass as news.First, with Stereosonic happening and people not knowing how to safely survive the day, Heath takes us through a review of the energy drink market, not only what's best, but where the best place to find it in store is.We go through some of the interesting Best and Fairest results. Not one second is spent on telling everyone that the fairest should be taken out.Chris Judd is already doing all the steps necessary to ensure his lad never has to play for Carlton.Should Essendon make Zaharakis the captain, coach and CEO of Essendon? His decision making abilities are second to none, so there's a case.Is Mick Malthouse fixing to recruit Dale Thomas again?Can Richmond count to 100? Has Alex Rance taken a page out of the Ronda Rousey book of success, and decided to give acting a go?We know how tough off season can be for AFL addicts like us, so we got the therapy needed to help you over another week, all in this...

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#074 - AFL Rookie Draft

Mon, 30 Nov 2015 12:12:59 GMT

In this episode we give a run down of the players your club has picked up in the rookie draft.Some rookies still haven't learned that people will check your social media to see how badly you have screwed up as a teenager.Should the AFL force the teams to be mic'd up during their decision making during the draft, even if it's only shown retrospectively? We put forth the case that it should.Are the Tigers better off never having a top ten draft pick?The bombers try to be important in this draft by placing a bid for Jack Silvagni.Sydney prove the maxim that advantages are taken not handed out.Will Brisbane be able to keep any players next year?We argue that the bombers have got the right rock star coaches.We go give our two cents on the pink ball day night test between Australia and New Zealand.

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#073 - AFL Smack Talking

Mon, 23 Nov 2015 12:50:10 GMT

In this episode we condense the entire news of the AFL off season into the 20 minutes it deserves, there are some media outlets that are chomping at the bit for the draft to finally come about (tomorrow), 'cause they flat out making stuff up.Should St Kilda just shut the proverbial coitus up about Jake Carlisle's off field discretion's?Does anyone actually care about the international rules footy?Are leadership groups over rated?Will John Worsefold prove to be the John Buchanon of the AFL?Is Dustin Fletcher smarter than a 5th grader?Should Richmond embrace the bad boy image that they obviously have?Are you only really proverbially coitused when the balls are slapping against your bunghole?We break the shocking revelation of the chicken chip conspiracy.All that and more in this episode!

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#072 - Formula E Malaysian E Prix

Wed, 18 Nov 2015 01:40:50 GMT

In this episode we take a look at the absolute carnage that was the pewtr, puta, pucha- er, Malaysian E Prix.Has Buemi taken the baton off of Mark Webber as the unluckiest bloke in open wheel racing?Should Villeneuve give it up?Will Trulli stick around so we have fodder for jokes?Will we soon see bespoke Formula E furniture on ebay?Can anyone actually pronounce the name of the Malaysian circuit?Is Josh the father of his baby?We also take a look at the next round at the Punta del Este circuit in Uruguay.All that and more in this episode!

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#071 - AFL UFC smack talking

Tue, 17 Nov 2015 00:51:45 GMT

Our latest podcast episode is out!In this episode we go through the little legitimate news in the world of AFL, we also go into the much talked about UFC 193 in our backyard of Melbourne. I think we briefly talked about cricket too.Are the international rules team being educated on how to not ruin your career in the US during the off season?Has Petracca been oblivious to this message? Is he trying to increase his chances of winning a flag by leaving Melbourne?Should Visy just buy Carlton?Should the UFC put on an event during the AFL round 24 bye?All that and more faeces talking in this episode!Keep up to date by following us on twitter, facebook, soundcloud, acast, or wherever else we may be.

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#070 - AFL Smack Talking 1

Mon, 09 Nov 2015 11:50:45 GMT

In this episode we go through all the latest news in the AFL. Being off season, there ain't much going on outside of Essendon, so we throw a few non-AFL sports in the ol' ball sack for us to mull over.Soccer. Yep, we set about making it enjoyable, and it's gonna take some perspective shifting approach to stomach all the Selwooding.We put a tick next to cycling tacks.Is it impossible to dislike Brendon McCullum?Workplace safety cite Essendon for not inducting their players into the 'safe cocaine use' program.High as a kite Jake Carlisle talks his way into doing stuff all preseason. Cocaine is a helluva drug.Mick Malthouse talks his way into talking about his ways.In a bid to be known as the family club, Brisbane move to Tasmania.Jake Melksham tries every trick in the book to stooge MFC out of a free tracksuit.All that and then some, in this episode!

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#069 - AFL News 2-11-15

Mon, 02 Nov 2015 05:08:10 GMT

In this episode we analyse the latest AFL news, discuss a few delistings, and give a much needed fix to the AFL junkies out there jonesin' hard for some action.Is Jake Carlisle the thuggest of the thug, not even collecting ferks, let alone giving them?Are St Kilda and Sydney in damage control after potentially losing half of their supporter base or target membership market?Have Carlton vetoed the expansion of women's AFL matches out of fear that they may lose the rest of their squad to trade requests?Is the round 24 bye another bias for the old geezers? How will Richmond, GWS and Collingwood keep their young guns out of a Thurs-Mon meth bender?Are specialty matches no longer special?Plenty more than this inside, come get you some by jingoes!!Follow us on iTunes, twitter, acast, soundcloud or check clickingballs.com to get the latest releases from us!

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#068 - Formula E Beijing ePrix

Wed, 28 Oct 2015 01:27:21 GMT

In this episode we cover the Beijing ePrix in what is the second season of Formula E action.With the first round of technical development restrictions loosened, we've seen no less than 8 new companies enter the electronic age of racing.We go through all the changes that have taken place between last season and the current, as well as a team breakdown of the Beijing event.Is Nelson Piquet Jr. one and done?In the sake of fairness Josh give Senna a spray. Bruno, of course, got more respect than to talk about Ayrton like that.Did someones packed lunch escape onto the track?Have we decided to take it easy on Trulli this season?Will we actually get some facts right this season?You be the judge. Actually no, a rookie error to allow the internet to be a judge of anything.Get yourselves strapped in as we go balls deep into the Formula E 2015-2016 season!Check out our website for more info on the current Formula E season and other things mentioned in the episode. Will take me a while to put it...

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#067 - AFL Trade Week 2

Mon, 26 Oct 2015 11:27:33 GMT

Our latest AFL podcast is out!In this episode we wrap up the events of the end of the AFL trade period, as well as giving you a preview of the AFL draft. Wait hang on, we hardly mention the draft because the only player your club is going to want is Lachie Tiziani, the rest of the draft is just for shits n giggles.Are Carlton addicted to single digit draft picks?Jake Carlisle does his best to raise awareness for poor decision making.Are Brisbane strategising to win the AFL flag via lay down misere?Have GWS and Melbourne taken heed from the property scammers by raising the price of bum players hoping that another team takes the bait and they can cash in?Did GWS offload a zirconia ring covered in faeces?Why the golly gosh was there a 90 odd draft pick traded for some Fitzpatrick fella? What the golly gizmosh is going on there? No answers for that in this podcast....And plenty more inside, plenty more left outside.Follow us on iTunes, acast, soundcloud, twitter, clickingballs.com, we have...

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#066 - AFL Trade Week 1

Mon, 19 Oct 2015 12:41:19 GMT

In this episode we go through the trade and free agency freak show that is the AFL trade period. Otherwise known as the time between AFL and Melbourne Cup.Have Freo flooded themselves with valuable little men, which was never their weak point?Have West Coast been higher than an eagle and not given a stuff about trades n stuff?We decide the winner and losers for each trade, unless we forgot, in which case we didn't decide a winner or loser. Have Geelong hired a Wall St shark to conduct their trades, ensuring everyone gets ripped off and nobody quite knows how?Are rural players at a disadvantage by not being able to cite homesickness as a means to get into a premiership club?May as well be a fortune teller, because it's easy to predict your clubs future from the info in this podcast.**Info may not be in actual podcast.

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#065 - Gambling Stories Part 2

Thu, 15 Oct 2015 13:44:24 GMT

Part two of our talk about Brenton's run ins with high rollers at Crown Casino and other degenerate gambling and poker stories.

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#064 - Gambling Stories Part 1

Wed, 14 Oct 2015 11:29:02 GMT

In part 1 of this episode we go into more stories from Brenton's time working in casinos and a few poker stories thrown in for good measure. Since Josh is out of action on daddy duties, we're joined by the Degenerate Duncan. Duncs and Heath used to work together, where his love for poker and gambling was fueled by hearing second hand stories of Brenton's casino days. If we were going to be talking Mahogany Room stories, there is no chance he could be left out.

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#063 - AFL Grand Final Wrapped + Trade Talk

Mon, 05 Oct 2015 14:26:10 GMT

In this episode we go through the AFL Grand Final. Obviously if that's all we did this episode we would only have Hawks supporters listening. So, we go through some trade talk as well. Even touch on NRL!Can Bennel and Jetta both fit in at Freo, or will Jetta bolster the Eagles?Carlton, still high from Mad Monday, ask for a first round draft pick for Yarran, and all the players they have traded back. Essendon wait as long as they can for another applicant, have no choice but to sign Worsfold.Heath forgets that Sam Mitchell has polled brownlow votes in every year he has played.Josh avoids being a father for another night.Brenton looks to break mathematics by adding more quarters to the finals.We join the debate on Brisbane V Hawks dynasty teams.Is Sam Mitchell better than Voss, Akermanis and Black? Heath explores the world of stats to make it so.All that and more, enclosed in this podcast.Follow on soundcloud, acast, iTunes, Facebook, Twitter, whatever else we are on. Just 'cause footy...

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#062 - AFL Finals Week 3 & Brownlow Medal Wrapped

Tue, 29 Sep 2015 09:48:14 GMT

In this episode we live streamed our AFL Wrapped podcast during the Brownlow Medal, so we could entertain you through all the bogus filler that Channel 7 throws at us as means to drag out this popularity contest and get more ads in your retina.We got your back.If you missed it on YouTube, well, you can get the second best version right here! We skip the red carpet completely, because who gives a toss.We find our own Siri that we're calling Gordi.AFL store stretched everyone's last minute odds by choosing Sam Mitchell as the Brownlow winner.Brenton plants a potato.Josh drinks a blue V.Heath gives Jarrod Roughead his own Son.We debate the All Australian selections, baffled by how more Tigers players didn't make the final 22.We give our grand final predictions, our trade predictions, and a whole lot more predictions in the hope of getting one right before this god forsaken season is over.All yours guys.

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#061 - F1 Singapore GP Wrapped

Tue, 22 Sep 2015 14:00:00 GMT

n this episode we get all the news and events from the Singapore Grand Prix.One English fan realises that Sebastian Vettel is in fact not his Uber driver.One driver forgets that his last name is Maldonado, not Manuel Fangio.Speaking of, Lotus look to ensure Renault don't get too many laps under their belt next year by sticking them with Pastor right before the buyout.VW rumours are gaining momentum, this time in the guise of buying out the Red Bull team. We go through all the factors and possibilities.Driver shakeups are kicking into gear, with most barriers being drawn now.Mercedes finally have an off weekend and some bad luck for Lewis. We've got our own conspiracy theories.Lot's more developments off track than on from this weekend, and with Suzuka right up this weekend, you need to catch up on all the latest news because it is all happening now, and Suzuka will be a big weekend not only on the track, but off as well.Haas look to have settled on their drivers, with announcements...

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#060 - AFL Finals Week 2

Mon, 21 Sep 2015 13:12:24 GMT

Only two games on this week, but plenty of action in those....well....one of them, but the off field rumour mill is just starting to hit full boost, so we sort out the proper news from the propaganda.Well, we don't really sort it all out. In fact, we may have just added to it, but I just thought of that and it sounded too good not to go with.And as all feel good stories for the year have gone, like Chris Newman winning a fairytale flag in his last year, reality struck, with the Crows getting a shellacking at the hands of the Hawks.Deliberate out of bounds was an issue this weekend too. Impressed by Hodges bump on Wingard, and his ability to play on due to the padding on the post, we debate having a padded wall instead of a boundary line.We also review our pre season ladder prediction, which will be posted on our social media sites.The Kangas look to get their hands on the premiership cup, and take something of value back to North Melbourne that wasn't stolen.A heap of retirements have happened...

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#059 - AFL Finals Week 1 Wrapped

Mon, 14 Sep 2015 13:03:20 GMT

We get straight down into the bidness end of the AFL season, with the first round of the finals reminding us all what exciting footy is.The Eagles notch their beaks in front as premiership favourites, needing only three quarters to put the cue in the rack against the raining premiers.Over in the West, Freo give their whole side a rest next week as Sydney display a shooting accuracy akin to post coital urination.The Crows get up and about, notching an all important confidence boosting win at the Colosseum of football. The Bulldogs just fall short to a very determined Adelaide squad. North keep the wood over Richmond as Carlton prove themselves to be the Grinch of the AFL, just ruining everyone's fun. Jarrod Waite proves his doubters wrong, coming back successfully after a 5 year rest.We also trialed filming this podcast live on YouTube, as we have some plans in the works for this format. Keep an eye out on our social media in the coming weeks for updates.Follow us on iTunes, Soundcloud, Acast...

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#058 - F1 Italian GP Wrapped

Wed, 09 Sep 2015 09:42:19 GMT

In this episode we check around the traps of the Formula 1 Italian Grand Prix, in what hopefully isn't are last look at F1 cars belting around the beautiful and historical Monza track.Get ya marbles together Bernard.Kimi is renowned for his pre race naps, usually he wakes up before the lights go out though.Maldonado. Yep. You all know where this is heading.Josh gives you an update on Lewis' fashion, and we're now claiming expert status. Joan Rivers would be turning over in her face.Another Honda engine commits seppuku.In Austro-Prussian war news, we reveal that the German's are refusing to give the Austrian's an engine, the Italians have come to the rescue against their old ally, and we debate the merits of this.Brenton makes sure you know he thinks Arrivabene is a 'cool cat,' whatever that is.Australia announces they're opening the border to accept 12,000 Syrian refugees, and Mitch Evans.We plot to collaborate with the Italian mafioso to steal an F1 car.We also give F1 a kick in the...

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#057 - AFL Round 23 Wrapped

Mon, 07 Sep 2015 13:02:25 GMT

We brush through the crap games of round 23 and focus on the upcoming first finals and the sack full of news this week.Yep, we managed to clock in at under an hour this week!Heath gets a new job.Brenton makes more woeful predictions.Josh picks the All Australian certainties.Scott's transport have jumped ship from Port and are now sponsoring Patty Dangerfield.Will Harley Bennel look to finish his apprenticeship in class A's and go pro by moving to Melbourne?Bombers announce Michele Ferrari as their new Head of Player Development and Welfare.Fyfe lets slip his feelings on his next contract.The Tigers get rid of a few ghost and plenty more in this episode. The first episode I think where it was more interesting talking about anything but the matches of the weekend. I dunno, you decide.....

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#056 - AFL Round 22 Wrapped

Mon, 31 Aug 2015 12:26:46 GMT

In this episode we go through the boring weekend that was round 22 of the AFL season!Collingwood revamp their midfield while giving their stars a spell, with an eye on putting them out to stud.GWS are next in line for the train being run on Carlton. They seem to be the wrong end of an AFL bukkake.Hawks get in the mood for finals thanks to the generous fluffers that are the Lions. We debate whether or not the Hawks should play some payers into form in the VFL next week, being first round of finals.A great win for the Bulldogs against North, an even more impressive win for Footscray against Werribee, we cover both.The Tigers get a messy win over the Bombers, yeah, not much interesting in that game however the Tigers set their hopes on a top 4 spot.Everyone in the top 8 is pretty stoked that Port only just figured out why they're good, and just in time to miss finals.Adelaide give West Coast a demolition down South, still probably missing out on a home final though.Brenton comes up short on...

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#055 - AFL Round 21 Wrapped

Mon, 24 Aug 2015 12:31:10 GMT

A mixed up round in regards to meaning this week, we try to make sense of it all. With finals not too far away, it's looking like a real race from the flag, with 5th to 8th all gaining momentum.The Power show everybody that they could have played finals if they wanted to, while Hodgey tries to take a scalp home with him.Tigers have a feast at the MCG, while misunderstood Dustin Martin offers the Collingwood faithful a sign of peace for still being there in the 4th quarter.Are we still calling it the battle of the bridge? That's a crap name, we have to come up with something better for GWS v Swans. However, we don't.Essendon and Gold Coast play a game where the jokes just write themselves.St Kilda almost claim the last big scalp, with their last chance coming this week against Sydney. Also my last chance to get one prediction right. We write off Geelong for the finals too, stick a fork in 'em.Adelaide bent Brisbane over and stuck something entirely different in them.North Melbourne firm their...

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#054 - AFL Round 20 Wrapped

Tue, 18 Aug 2015 08:25:45 GMT

In this episode we explore the weekend that was round 20 of the AFL season. Sydney edge out Collingwood in a gritty match to end their finals hopes. Luckily they came prepared with tissues.Adelaide put the final straw on the back of strongest bloody camel the world has ever known.Norf put a St Kilda performance on St Kilda, but still a chance of missing out on the finals.Port and GWS put on a slick display of skills, we debate if there is a rivalry in the making there.The great rivalry that is Geelong and Hawthorn is officially over. I only just decided that now, so that's not even discussed, but maybe next week. Anyway, Hawthorn smash a flaccid Geelong.Brisbane Lions beat Carlton. So,just with that Lions fans, you gotta be pretty psyched.Josh Bronwyn Bishops his way into a Jeep corporate box for the Richmond v Gold Coast game. Bulldogs fans should be as excited as a dog with two dks in a forest.Were Melbourne more excited than Western Australia over the derby?Probably not, but we try...

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#053 - AFL Round 19 Wrapped

Mon, 10 Aug 2015 14:01:08 GMT

Well, we come to round 19 of the AFL, a round where things actually got sorted out for a change. No more of this 'the top four is set and 5-14 are playing for finals.' Believe me son the chickens are comin home to roost y'all.Richmond prove that nostalgia is a curse best burnt, as they dish up a Tigers of old performance.Collingwood reveal their young gun recruit, he looks remarkably like Dane Swan without a beard. That's right, Jamie Elliott is back.Spring is nearly here and the Doggies are in heat, layin a good rogering to everything in sight.The Suns win the Coke Coast Cup, proving time and time again that if you want good coke that isn't cut with clenbuterol, you need to head to the Eastern States.We propose that the aging skill of Geelong is only as good as the Coaches strategy (but they still have a red hot chance at a flag, if that coaching is correct).If the key to building a great team is from the midfield out, then we argue the case that the next step is having your assistant coach...

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#052 - F1 Hungary GP Wrapped + part 1 of midyear break development & gossip

Thu, 06 Aug 2015 12:27:12 GMT

In this episode we go through the event of the Hungary F1 Grand Prix, as well as delving into the first week of the summer break, which always brings about gossip and development. Gossip is usually bullshit on account of the British media being typically British (they didn't hack anyone's voicemail though), but plenty of development progress gets announced during these times, and the jostling for drivers and sponsors gets into full swing.Rumour has it that Red Bull recovered MH370 and turned its black boxes into barge boards (ooooooohhhhh i know that's fucken harsh, eat a...ummm....phallis)Mercedes prove that the Germans are good at dictating what happens to a race, but not so good when they're amongst it (oooooooh again!)Kimi proves that he can beat the best of them with bits flying off his car, but he does still require an engine guys.Josh lays the steel caps squarely into Nico Rosbergs vagina, and we both give the English press 'what for.'Definitely no mention of cricket on this...

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Episode #051 - AFL Round 18 Wrapped

Sun, 02 Aug 2015 13:25:32 GMT

In this episode we get our boot scooting boots on and dance around the issues of round 18. Is Damien Hardwick the Paul Westhead of the AFL?Brisbane get slapped around like a Mayweather harlot.We consider if Jack Watts has found his true calling as a coach, and if the Dees are over young gun prodigies just as they've found a legit candidate.Sydney sink the boots into a disappointing Crows side, who failed to fire for Tex's 100th. Brenton tries out the Goodes dance on a couple of famous Melbourne D-Floors.Norf have a 10 goal win over Carlton. I'm sure something else happened in that game, but like you I was watching the battle of the Coasts.We have a battle of the coasts.Port have a much needed win with some stars coming good, while we back the Saints for one or two more fan boosting wins before the seasons done.The Bombers get bent over for a doggystle rogering.And GWS and Freo round out our weekend of crepe umpiring decisions.Oh yeah, in case the umpires couldn't quite hear Leon Cameron...

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#050 - AFL Round 17 Wrapped

Mon, 27 Jul 2015 12:24:12 GMT

AFL Round 17 is in the books, and if you thought the umpiring was bad then... well, then you were right but that's beside the point. There is no discussion needed on Hawthorn v Carlton. How exciting that we get to see it again in round 23. Gold Coast lost Gary again, look forward to being unwatchable for the rest of the season. And in this episode, we tell you the ONLY way the AFL can stop fans booing Adam Goodes. Which would be great, because I'm sick of reading about it every second week now.

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#049 - AFL Round 16 Wrapped

Mon, 20 Jul 2015 13:58:34 GMT

Round 16 is in the books, with some big injuries to come out of the weekend. We have a look at the fantastic Showdown, and examine why there may have been a lot of confused Western Australian's watching the Sunday game at Etihad.

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#048 UFC 189 Wrapped

Thu, 16 Jul 2015 10:38:50 GMT

In this episode we go through all the events (well not all, just the important ones) from the weekends UFC activities. This includes one of THEBESTMAINCARDSEVER!But first we go through the Karate Hotties UFC debut on the Ultimate Fighter card, as well as a quick wrap of the finale and Wonderboys nomination for KO of the year.Then its straight onto the undercard of UFC 189!The money thrown at promoting this event was not wasted or in vain. DELIVERED!Honestly if my blurb is what gets you interested, you obviously didn't watch the main card, go ahead and watch it now. I'll wait.We get a Boston Back Alley Brawl between Pickett and Almeida.Gunnar Nelson puts credence to the Kimi Raikonnen theory, that Scandinavians don't feel. Like, at all.Josh continues his war on nicknames when Jeremy Stephens takes on Dennis Bermudez.Brenton proves he loves his metaphors like a fat kid loves cake.Rory MacDonald and Robbie Lawler give everything at getting cast in the next season of 'The Walking...

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#047 AFL Round 15 Wrapped

Mon, 13 Jul 2015 14:02:40 GMT

In this episode we go overtime on the events of round 15 of the AFL premiership season.A round where not really a whole lot was sorted out in terms of finals contenders.A tough physical and emotional game at Adelaide Oval, Port's perfect tribute to Phil Walsh.The Tiger's prove again that they can win by playing shit.The Bombers celebrate a win against a cross-eyed Melbourne.The Bulldog's summon lvl 6 Wizadry to counter the Suns lvl 12 Ablett.The Kangas pull out all the tricks to put a whoopin' on Geelong. Jimmy Bartel gets more possessions than Mariah Carey in her next divorce.I don't even know how to approach the Crows game to be honest, they give an emotional effort out West and our thoughts are with everyone across at the Adelaide Football Club.GWS laying their claim to a finals spot and a boost of confidence, but at the cost of another injury.Nat Fyfe could be appearing on Tom Waterhouse and Sportsbet commercials all over the summer.And Sydney play Brisbane.Not one mention of the...

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#046 - F1 British GP Wrapped

Thu, 09 Jul 2015 09:07:04 GMT

In this episode we rant through the exciting British F1 Grand Prix. Hold on to your handbags Englishmen, we heap the praise on you lads for getting down and supporting the F1 with all the 'negative F1' press. We don't stop there, your support for all sport at the moment has been Melbourne worthy.We still give Lewis shit though, but mainly about fashion. Josh used to be a model so it could be the most qualified opinion we actually have.We give Williams a bit of stick for their crap calls under pressure.We get behind the VJ Mallya campaign to 'Uncrap F1.'In a show of solidarity with Greece, Lotus start throwing away cash too.We make a case for Marussia to take on the dual role of racing and safety car. Force India get a set of nose rings.The Austro-Prussian war looks to reignite with Red Bull trying to get their hands on some German things.Nico Hulkenberg does some things too, all in this episode!

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#045 AFL Round 14 Wrapped

Tue, 07 Jul 2015 03:00:06 GMT

We go through a round that will be etched in history due to the tragic passing of Phil Walsh, RIP.Kind of hard to be funny about this one when everything gets put into perspective like this, but we have a go.Collingwood lose two in a row, we almost get to say something bad about them.In a bid for draft picks, North, Port and Essendon free fall down the ladder like a fireman with no arms.We almost say something good about the Bombers.Done with smiting the shit out of his team of sinners, we witness the second coming of Ablett, raining fire and brimstone over the Kangas.Darren Crocker is the type of bloke that borrows your favourite toy, and gives it back to you a month later in pieces complaining about the shit quality.

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Balls Deep with Richard Garrett

Sun, 05 Jul 2015 12:34:38 GMT

Ritchie is a friend of ours through jiu jitsu, who on a recent study trip to Japan got involved with their jitsu and the Japanese Australian Football League, so we sat down for a chat to find out what their take is on the Aussie game and choking people.

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North Melbourne Kangaroos Mid Season Review

Sat, 04 Jul 2015 09:57:40 GMT

Sorry for the delay on this one, took some challenges to get the tech sorted. But at least it's here now, soldiering on just like Boomer.

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#043 - Formula E London Wrapped

Thu, 02 Jul 2015 01:19:44 GMT

In this episode we go through all the action from the season ending, championship deciding, double header London E Prix.It was quite a satisfying event, which is more impressive considering it was held in a bike lane around Battersea Park.Nick Heidfeld proves that electric cars can't be push started.Bruno Senna makes his rear end as wide as a Brazilian lady.The English dedicate a corner to their love of penis piercings.F1 elitists get sand in their vagina over Richard Branson's comments, but is he just stating the inevitable?We try and decide on a "Pastor" award for the FE season. And no, that's not for giving the most glory to god after any victory. And just like the rest of the internet, us two playstation experts give actual driving experts advice on what they should be doing.Oh yeah, and a couple of World Championships are given out, we talk about that too.

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#042 - AFL Round 13 Wrap

Mon, 29 Jun 2015 12:29:35 GMT

In this episode we analyse the events of round 13 of the AFL premiership season.The last round of the bye see's a few big names say bye for a round.Collingwood force us to keep saying positive things about them, and the young Dockers are still moored in the rockstar park.Someone in the Swans team let leak a milestone was happening this game, and that's all Richmond needed to spoil everyone's tips.Sam Mitchell reminds a couple of Bombers why they're shit this year.Adelaide play a team.The Bulldogs consolidate their nomination for most improved team with a win over the Saints.Carlton get delight two weeks in a row, and we divulge the solution to the Gold Coast Suns problems.All that in here!

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Collingwood Magpies Mid Season Review

Thu, 25 Jun 2015 10:27:45 GMT

Hot Pies, cold Pies and humble Pies, they're all being dished up by the Collingwood squad!We go through the season so far for the Collingwood faithful, and plenty to be happy about if you're in that fold.We eat our fair share of humble pie on this one, going through the stand outs in the Pies team, where their danger game may lie in the second half of the season, and who have been their top 3, amongst other things.We break down their best wins and losses and who we feel are the top 3 performers so far (a lot of names in that hat.)Alsowe give a plug for Joffa Corfe's new book 'Joffa: Isn't That Life," a fantastic bloke with a really interesting story, and a staunch supporter of the working class people and those that need a hand. Forget everything you think you know and go out and buy it! It doesn't matter what team you go for or what sport you follow, this will be a book that you will be telling your friends to buy.

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Essendon Bombers Mid Season Review

Thu, 25 Jun 2015 09:55:43 GMT

The Bombers were flying high, now they have to learn to fly without any substances whatsoever. Is there hope?Of course there is*, and we go through it all in this mid season review!Who was the biggest scalp? Was their biggest loss Hurley's man bun?Is Hirdy overseas studying law? We go through it all in this episode!*may not actually be hope.

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Formula E London Primer

Thu, 25 Jun 2015 09:41:19 GMT

This is a special episode of the Clicking Balls podcast where we're giving you a primer for the last weekend of Formula E racing, being a double header in London, and 6- yes, SIX- drivers vying for the inaugural Formula E Driver World Championship.This has been a fantastic maiden season for Formula E, far exceeded my expectations, have had some teething problems and a few tweaks are necessary, but overall a really entertaining series for racing. If you're jaded with the lack of action in F1, and don't give enough fucks to follow the team development race, just wanna see some overtakes, crashes, and on track strategy, then this is the racing series for you my friend!We go through all the drivers in with a chance of taking out the championship, plus bring you up to date with some of the action that has happened in the season thus far.Have the French finally found a motorsport to be good at after 30 years in the abyss?Will the Brasilians spoil the party?Will the Swiss...well Buemi...jump off the...

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Gold Coast Suns Mid Season Review

Thu, 25 Jun 2015 03:26:10 GMT

Well...things are looking up. Gary might be back this week. Um...it's been ages since a Suns player had a leadership group imposed suspension. And did you hear Gary could be back this week?Regardless, we take a look at how the first half of the year has been for the Suns. Full marks for the supporters who are hanging in there.

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Sydney Swans Mid Season Review 2015

Thu, 25 Jun 2015 03:20:31 GMT

Are the Swans flying under the radar or are they just pacing themselves? Either way, sitting very comfortable in the top 4 at the moment they look like going deep into September and perhaps October. We take a look at the first half of their year coming out of the bye.

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West Coast Eagles Mid Season Review

Thu, 25 Jun 2015 01:34:06 GMT

Hey would you look at that, the Eagle's are flying high! We have a look at what has gone right and what has gone wrong with the Eagles so far in season 2015. Because what else are you going to do during the bye week - support Freo?

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#041 - F1 Austrian GP Wrapped

Wed, 24 Jun 2015 03:38:40 GMT

In this episode we go through the events of the Formula 1 Austrian Grand Prix, held at the Red Bull Ring.In what was expected to be a bit of a procession after Canada, the Austrian GP turned out more excitement than we anticipated.The fight between the Toro Rosso, Sauber, Force India, Red Bull and Lotus cars was entertaining nearly all the way through.Lewis not impressed with copping a hammertime of his own.Pastor Maldonado drives a scaletrix car around the Red Bull Ring.Verstappen and Maldonado go wheel to wheel without too much incident, kind of reminded me of trying to drive in Adelaide. On the everyday roads, not their track.Jenson Button gets given gastro during his pit stop.Fernando Alonso goes to extreme lengths to get a good look at the Ferrari he could have been driving.Marcus Ericsson plays practical jokes on the start line.In a quest to look like Barbie, Nico Rosberg hires Mattel as his skin care consultant.The Italians and Germans may be teaming up again in the guise of...

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#040 AFL Round 12 Wrapped

Tue, 23 Jun 2015 02:28:21 GMT

We take a look at all the action from the weekends AFL matches, being depleted by 6 teams having a bye round.The boys out West are as happy as a dog with two dicks in a forest.The Eagles put on an assault at the MCG.Carlton fans finally have a week worthy of not drinking through. Also show the most effective way to neutralise Robbie Gray.Goldstein getting enough taps to give Reeces Plumbing a run for their money.And the mighty Demons give Patty Dangerfield plenty to think about. If your team has the bye, then don't fear because me have the rest of our mid season reviews coming out shortly.

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#039 - UFC 188 Wrapped Velasquez V Werdum

Thu, 18 Jun 2015 14:37:48 GMT

In this episode we wrap up the events of UFC 188. It was a huge event for the monster division, with Fabricio Werdum proving that hard work, persistence, and being a good bloke can actually make you the baddest motherfucker on the planet. Also showing that intelligence can get you to the top even in the top weight divisions.This was really a card of guillotines, low blows and pirate fighting. Otherwise known as eye pokes.Clay Collard shows how not to be a fighter, Cathal Pendred and Augusto Montano show that nobody is gonna fuck with them on Dancing With the Stars. Johnny Case gets a few nicknames thrust upon him like cock to a Kittens dancer short on rent, while Francisco Travino is less hurt the more he gets beat up, according to him.Pat Williams and Efrain Escudero make me decide on how I want to pronounce 'guillotine.' Luckily this discussion lasts the entirety of Henry Cejudo and Tecia Torres wins.Yair Rodriguez proves that the Matrix may be non fiction, while Charles Rosa proves that that...

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Fremantle Dockers Mid Season Review

Sun, 14 Jun 2015 13:43:57 GMT

We go through the season that has been all about the Fremantle Dockers. Their bye is next week, but we couldn't help but sink our teeth into the Freo season as soon as their bye was upon us. So, today. Has Fyfe already got enough votes for Chas. B? Is the Fremantle doctor blowing in a sketchy supplements program?Is Ballantyne the second lead in the latest Twilight movie? Does Pav lick his nose to tell which way the wind is blowing?Can I come up with anymore bullshit teasers tonight for our podcast?All those answers and plenty more facts, not in this podcast.

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Western Bulldogs Mid Season Review

Sun, 14 Jun 2015 13:32:13 GMT

We go through the season that has ignited the sons from the West!Plenty to be happy about considering their preseason expectations were about as positive as a Zimbabwe financial assessment. With a murder of young guns willing to step up and take it to the big teams, there's plenty to be happy about if your out in the West. Well if your a Bulldogs fan I should say, if your actually out in the west, prob not heaps to be happy about.

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#038 - AFL Round 11 Wrapped

Sun, 14 Jun 2015 12:03:26 GMT

We wrap up the events from a trimmed down round 11, with 6 teams sitting out for the bye. The Saints are the little engine that could, we discuss why.GWS running out of gun new comers to pull out of their arse.North Melbourne running out of excuses to pull out of their arse.Geelong getting down and dirty with the Power.Freo deciding they cbf anymore and having a mid season siesta.We go through all those shenanigans and more, in this episode!

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Hawthorn Hawks Mid Season Review

Fri, 12 Jun 2015 14:39:09 GMT

We go through the hawks season as it stands so far.Is Clarko's time done, get him out?Are Sammy Mitchell and Luke Hodge the anchors the hawks need to cut themselves free from?Should the hawks trade Lewis, Gunston and Breust to get buddy back?Will the Hawks merge with East Frankston?None of that bullshit in this podcast, because the Hawks are chugging along just fine thank you very much! we go through it all!

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Richmond Tigers Mid Season Review

Fri, 12 Jun 2015 14:28:43 GMT

We review the Tigers as they stand at the mid season. Who have been the best, who have been not the best (some would say 'the worst'), is the coach fucked?What has been the best win and loss?Who has done the most cocaine?It's all in this episode, maybe.

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Brisbane Lions mid season report

Thu, 11 Jun 2015 13:22:51 GMT

Lions fan? Wish you had something to do while they have the bye? Here we go through the highs and lows so far for season 2015 and see what's left for them. It couldn't get worse, could it?

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Carlton Blues mid season report 2015

Thu, 11 Jun 2015 13:19:14 GMT

Carlton fan? Wish you had something to do while they have the bye? Here we go through the highs and lows so far for season 2015 and see what's left for them. It couldn't get worse, could it?

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Adelaide Crows mid reason report 2015

Thu, 11 Jun 2015 13:13:20 GMT

Crows fan? Wish you had something to do while they have the bye? Here we go through the highs and lows so far for season 2015 and see what's left for them.

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#036 - F1 Canadian GP Wrapped + Formula E

Thu, 11 Jun 2015 06:15:52 GMT

In this episode we look at the events of the Canadian Grand Prix as well as the action from the penultimate round of the Formula E season in Russia.If McLaren are running amateurs, should they host a "Who wants to be a F1 driver" competition?Was the true potential of Ferrari's upgrades hidden during Canada?We give Alan Jones a thumbs up for his work as the steward.Grosjean tries to bully kids by stepping on their toes.We actually give Maldonado a bit of praise. Kinda.We also look at the possibilities of cost and technology sharing between F1 and Formula E.

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#037 - AFL Round 10 Wrap

Wed, 10 Jun 2015 08:45:15 GMT

The last of the 9 game rounds for a little while, and finally a Friday night game worth watching! Also, this is the first episode on a new hosting platform, so that might mean you hear some ads from time to time. That just means we're getting hassled less at home so bare with us. But do let us know if they are annoying or in a bad spot.

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#033 - F1 Monaco Wrapped

Mon, 01 Jun 2015 08:31:37 GMT

Formula 1 Monaco GP all Wrapped up!We've finally sorted out our rss troubles, so if you didn't catch this episode on soundcloud, then you can catch up from here.In this episode we discuss the events of the F1 Monaco GP!-we also talk about Williams going backwards and maybe McLaren taking a step forwards?-Unbelievably a very mature and talented 17 year old makes a mistake. Yep, we hang him out to dry too.-We try and help you appreciate the difficulty in driving the Monaco track, even if it doesn’t result in a lights to flag exciting race. -Josh appreciates a welcome change in Grid Boys-We both backstroke through the comforting tears of the English media-We cover some of the recent Formula E action as well as chatting about the last 3 races-Lewis Hamilton isn’t called a chav, all in this episode!

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#034 - UFC 187 Wrapped Up

Mon, 01 Jun 2015 02:02:45 GMT

In this episode we go through the events of UFC 187. The most stacked card of the year, definitely had a lot of action, some surprises, a new champion, a still champion, and a fight of the year contender!We decide if John Dodson deserves a title shot over Benevidez or even Moraga.Are AKA going to lock out the top 3 weight categories?Does Donald Cerrone suffer severe home sickness when he’s not in an octagon?Kuntz gets pounded, and in the name of equal rights for everyone we’ve traded in dick jokes for ‘gina jokes.We debate two of the best stoppages we’ve seen in recent times.Is Vitor’s pharmacist slacking off? Why did Vitor shave a sword into the side of his mane? Should the strapper have decided to go without blinkers?We get as excited as a …..you know what, Travis Browne fought Andrei Arlovski. If you haven’t seen it yet, watch that fight before doing anything else, even downloading this. If that don’t get you excited then may I recommend Formula 1 or AFL as your chosen mode of...

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#035 - AFL Round 9 Wrapped

Mon, 01 Jun 2015 00:17:53 GMT

We wrap up round 9 of the AFL, plenty of action happening around the games, not a great deal to do with playing.Is Adam Goodes a shoe in for this season of Dancing With the Stars?We discuss the Saints needing a kick in the butt before they start trying.Swan swims swimmingly on a soaked MCG, and the crowd were kept plenty warm by the hot Pies.The Tigers continue their quest to ruin as many milestones as possible.If the Fyfe Dangerfield duel was any more old school they’d have walked ten paces, turned and shot.We also discuss shots to the nuts, all this and more!

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#032 - AFL Round 8 review

Mon, 25 May 2015 14:32:39 GMT

In this wrap up we talk about the worst that the best served up, the best that the worst served up.Are West Coast really a number 2 side? Have Port Adelaide blown their wad? Is Heath Shaw really a shepherd? Can Richmond take the joy out of football for everyone? All that in this episode, probably.

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#031 - F1 Monaco GP Primer

Sat, 23 May 2015 02:35:55 GMT

In this episode we get you primed for the F1 Monaco GP, with a practice session and qualifying later tonight, we talk bollocks about what could possibly happen if Lewis doesn't dominate from start to finish (or get spiked by Nico at the chicane). With fans ticked off the list, are McLaren now trying to disappoint as many great drivers as possible? Is Max Verstappen really a drone controlled by Jos? Can Williams compete at the pointy end through shrewd development investment? Is Formula E great racing, or great carnage? All that in this episode...

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#030 - Balls Deep with Joffa Corfe

Thu, 21 May 2015 12:47:31 GMT

Joffa is one of the most recognisable faces in the crowd at many AFL games - but there is much more to him than a shiny gold jacket. The man loves his footy, and cares deeply about where the game is headed. On top of that, there's an astounding amount of his time spent in charitable causes and helping the less fortunate. He also has a book coming out called "Joffa: Isn't That Life" which you can find at the links on our website.

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#029 - UFC 187 Preview

Tue, 19 May 2015 13:24:53 GMT

We got a good response from our last UFC Adelaide preview and fighter profiles so we've come back again with a preview for UFC 187. We've also got a new UFC intro that we give a run.UFC 187, appropriately named as this card murders. We sort out a lot of the dud nicknames in MMA and start dishing out some decent ones*, we reveal the fighter we would sponsor if Reebok hadn't outbid us on the UFC sponsorship deal, talk the legitimacy of the LHW belt with Jones being stripped, Can Vitor be Vitor without TRT, or steroids if hes off them too. Is this the most stacked card ever? Possibly our most offensive show ever. Now if that doesn't convince you that you need our opinions on the UFC, then.....well.....AFL and Monaco GP are this weekend too so just hold on. *may not actually be decent. Refunds not accepted.

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#028 - AFL Round 7 Review

Sun, 17 May 2015 14:14:32 GMT

Carlton is worse than we could have hoped for - I meant, imagined. Freo will sweat on Fyfe's trip to the tribunal and Stevie J fails to give McVeigh a happy ending.

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#027 UFC Adelaide post fight review

Wed, 13 May 2015 01:21:16 GMT

In this episode we review the awesome card for UFC Adelaide. We break down all the fights, where are local fighters got it wrong or right, and we talk about UFC Melbourne coming up at the end of the year and give you some possibilities for potential fights and who you need to keep your eye on.We had a couple of tech problems during recording, I managed to clean nearly all of it up, just a few dodgy segues in there so apologies for that.Also if your interested in the Australian MMA scene (and how its applicable to AFL as well) then be sure to check out our two part interview with AFL tackling coach and Judo black belt Malcom Bangs! (episode 22 & 23)

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#026 - AFL Round 6 Review

Mon, 11 May 2015 21:52:46 GMT

If you got 9 from 9 tips this week, you're a cheat. The other big issue is can Freo be stopped? Only thing that will have them losing games is resting players.

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#025 F1 Spanish Grand Prix and Technical Developments

Mon, 11 May 2015 17:05:27 GMT

In this episode we review the Spanish GP. Doesn't take a lot of reviewing as it was boring as shit, luckily its been three weeks since the last race and it's the first race in Europe, so there have been plenty of technical upgrades brought to this race and we delve head first into them to bring you up to date. Photos of the technical upgrades are included below.With a test in Barcelona following the GP, the development race is definitely full steam ahead. Unless you're Renault, in which case theres not much steam and you're not going anywhere.We also preview Monaco, talk about Williams financial positon, Ferrari playing favourites, Cybil Hamilton brings both personalities to the race, and should Renault just start cheating? It's all in this episode. Credits for the photos go to Sutton Images and the excellent crew at F1technical.net. We're not affiliated with these guys in any way, they're just the best at what they do so go and check them out! Figure 1 Figure 2 Figure...

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#024: UFC Adelaide Preview and Fighter Profiles

Sat, 09 May 2015 01:16:32 GMT

UFC Adelaide is on this weekend, and with MMA trying to grow and develop in Australia we're throwing our support behind the great local talent we have.If you're relatively new to MMA or are interested in watching the event but are unsure who all the fighters are, we break down the fighters/fights and what you can expect.There are great fighters coming through the Australian MMA community, and with UFC Melbourne scheduled for the end of the year, its a perfect time to know your local fighters and follow their careers. Or, just impress the shit outta your mates with your newfound MMA knowledge, and most importantly enjoy the fights! Feel free to chat with us on twitter during the fights, or if you have any questions.

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#023 - Balls Deep with Mal Bangs Part 2

Fri, 08 May 2015 15:23:37 GMT

Part two of our chat with Malcolm Bangs from Zenith Sports. We get to know how Mal got involved in Get Your Tackle On movement with Zenith Sports and coaching at AFL level. We also discovered that Mal has a secret past in the world of professional wrestling.

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#022 - Balls Deep with Malcolm Bangs from Zenith Sports Part 1

Fri, 08 May 2015 15:01:34 GMT

Part one of our chat with Malcolm Bangs from Zenith Sports. We've known Mal for a few years as a Judo black belt and coach. In this we cover off his time in competitive judo, his work with the Olympic teams and his opinion on how the sport has transferred to MMA. Stay tuned for part 2 where we go into his transition into tackling coach for elite footballers and his love of professional wrestling.

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#021 - AFL Round 5 review 2015

Mon, 04 May 2015 12:23:56 GMT

Round 5 had a couple of close ones, and some other real stinkers. Most of the media though was focused on Hodge and Lewis' MRP results. We manage to work in plenty of Mayweather/Pacquiao references to that end.

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#020 - #Makemeatosser

Wed, 29 Apr 2015 13:21:14 GMT

Covering off a few fight sport issues in this episode with the big news coming from UFC 187, the Manny v Mayweather fight and is Chael Sonnon a clairvoyant? Also on the AFL front there's the story of my drop kick goal from outside 50 in a grand final, but also this marks the begining of my quest to toss the coin at an AFL game in 2015. Hastag Make Me a Tosser!

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#019 - AFL Round 4 review 2015

Sun, 26 Apr 2015 12:40:19 GMT

Looking back on the most impossible round to tip since the last impossible round to tip. It was the week Nat Fyfe and Freo confirmed their favouritism for the big prizes, and also the week of a cracker day of ANZAC footy. Sometimes it's good to be a fan of the game.

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#018: F1 Bahrain Grand Prix

Wed, 22 Apr 2015 14:10:30 GMT

We have a look at the F1 Grand Prix from Bahrain, and comment on the race as it happens. If you've recorded it, listen to us as the race happens instead of the crap commentary team on TV. We're more honest, and swear more.

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#017: AFL Round 3 review 2015

Sun, 19 Apr 2015 13:09:12 GMT

Look back at a great, if not predictable, round of footy. The biggest contest will be just which of the weekend's speccies will be mark of the round (Spoiler: Howe).

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#016: AFL Round 3, 2015

Wed, 15 Apr 2015 14:07:23 GMT

A look back at the results of round 2 and previewing round 3 of the 2015 AFL season. It's been two rounds, so time to write off some teams, sack some coaches and sort out some flat track bullies.

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#015 - F1 Malaysian GP Review

Wed, 08 Apr 2015 10:14:41 GMT

In this episode we discuss the events at the Australian and Malaysian Grand Prix, giving a run down of how each team has gone so far. Are Manor just trying to get the best seats to watch the season? Are HAAS F1 looking good coming up to their debut season with the renewed performance of the Ferrari engine? Can Monisha count? Do we finally have to admit that Vettel is up there with Alonso and Hamilton? And Nico Rosberg races through period pain thanks to his new sponsor Libra Fleur.

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#014 - AFL 2015 Season Preview

Sat, 28 Mar 2015 05:19:07 GMT

All our big calls for 2015 - who'll win, finish top 4, wooden spoon and individual awards. Just a few days left before round 1!

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#013 - No name badges for Barassi!

Mon, 23 Mar 2015 12:01:41 GMT

Starting with stories about things we've seen in the crowd at the footy including the day Plugger kicked his 1300th, and then off on drug fueled tangents from there since Benny Cousins is back in the news.

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#012 - Cricket, Fighting and Footy

Tue, 17 Mar 2015 08:23:49 GMT

Got through the group stages of the Cricket World Cup without too much hassle and some great games. Also talk the stacked UFC 185 card and a little AFL and F1 to finish off. For those interested, the order is:0:00 - Cricket World Cup14:50 - UFC 18542.16 - AFL

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#011: The Best Sports Movies

Sat, 07 Mar 2015 06:40:55 GMT

With a liberal definition of "sport" we call on over 15 years of combined video store experience to decide the best sports movies of all time - and the worst.

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#010 - A little AFL, a little UFC

Mon, 02 Mar 2015 11:30:24 GMT

In this episode we talk about week 1 of the AFL pre-season. Who's showed what and who's interested. Also discuss if this is the worst year for UFC on record and what can they give us to turn it around?

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Adelaide Crows: Mystery AFL Theatre 2.014K

Sat, 21 Feb 2015 07:54:28 GMT

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#009 - Cricket World Cup Preview

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 11:22:17 GMT

We take a look at the squad Australia have announced for the Cricket World Cup. As an added bonus, we look at a few of the lesser known nations and their players, with some little known facts that are sure to astound and amaze.

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Collingwood Magpies - Mystery AFL Theatre 2.014K

Sat, 07 Feb 2015 13:05:15 GMT

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Gold Coast Suns - Mystery AFL Theatre 2.014K

Mon, 02 Feb 2015 09:31:38 GMT

Miss the footy during the off season? Come watch Gold Coast set Metricon Stadium alight with their historic win over Collingwood from Round 16. This episode is best listened to while watching the game via AFL Smart Replay, visit clickingballs.com for details on how to set it up.

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Carlton Blues - Mystery AFL Theatre 2.014K

Fri, 30 Jan 2015 12:46:39 GMT

Miss the footy during the off season? Come watch Carlton get the win over West Coast from 2014 and go through the Blue's season with an eye to 2015. If you like your AFL commentary to be a little off centre then settle in and fire up AFL Smart Replay, we'll relive the days of old before salary caps were a bother.

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Western Bulldogs - Mystery AFL Theatre 2.014K

Fri, 30 Jan 2015 12:42:37 GMT

Looking for your AFL fix in the off season? Need more swearing in your AFL commentary? Look no further sons of the west - we've got you covered. We look back on the Bulldogs 2014 season while watching their win over Collingwood. Sadly we had some technical issues with this one, and the sound gets a bit funny after half time. I tried hard to fix it, and even thought about leaving it out but at the end of the day if it is too unbearable, I'll forgive you for switching off early. Otherwise, this was a pretty fun episode to record, I hope you enjoy it.

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Brisbane Lions - Mystery AFL Theatre 2.014K

Thu, 15 Jan 2015 22:21:35 GMT

Sick of the off season already? Want to relive the glory that was your team's 2014 campaign? Think there isn't enough swearing in footy commentary these days?We've got the solution for you. Mystery AFL Theatre 2.014K (MAT2K) will have us reviewing all 18 teams while watching one of their best wins for the season. This episode features the Brisbane Lions and their yo-yo like victory against Carlton from round 11.This podcast is best listened to while watching the game yourself thanks to the handy AFL.com.au Smart Replay. Details on how to get to the video via clickingballs.com - Smart Replay is free and from the official AFL website!Celebrate Lions fans - there was no go home factor in the off season so settle in and get cosy, looking forward to 2015 with your new team of rangas.

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#008 - Jamie Murray, BJJ Black Belt and Renegade MMA coach/owner

Mon, 12 Jan 2015 23:34:20 GMT

The "People's Main Event" at the Boa Super 8 Jiu Jitsu card is shaping up to be the fight of the century. We sit down with Jamie Murray to talk about his travels in Jiu Jitsu, owning and running a gym and what to expect for the bout against Deon Perkins.

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GWS Giants - Mystery AFL Theatre 2.014K

Fri, 09 Jan 2015 14:12:19 GMT

Sick of the off season already? Want to relive the glory that was your team's 2014 campaign? Think there isn't enough swearing in footy commentary these days?We've got the solution for you. Mystery AFL Theatre 2.014K (MAT2K) will have us reviewing all 18 teams while watching one of their best wins for the season. This week features the GWS Giants and their round 1 shock win over the Sydney Swans.This podcast is best listened to while watching the game yourself thanks to the handy AFL.com.au Smart Replay. Details on how to get to the video via desktop are at clickingballs.com.Battle of the Bridge? This is a war on the M4 - get settled and watch the best win of GWS's short history.

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#007 - Cricket, AUSvIND 4th test preview and Big Bash League

Mon, 05 Jan 2015 02:39:04 GMT

We finally get a chance to talk cricket again. We look at the Boxing Day test where Australia was able to wrap up the series, and forward to the dead rubber in Sydney starting tomorrow. Also a quick wrap of the Big Bash League season 4 as we reach the half way mark, and try to figure out why the Melbourne based teams are so bad and why Freddie Flintoff should be commentating everything.

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#006 - UFC 182 review, 183 preview and Kron Gracie debut

Mon, 05 Jan 2015 02:24:05 GMT

Talking about all things UFC and MMA just a few hours after watching UFC 182. The much hyped main event between Jon Jones and Daniel Cormier, Cowboy Cerrone's massive wind up kicks, and was this an underwhelming card to start the year? Also looking forward to McGregor v Siver and UFC 183, plus we talk the debt of Kron Gracie and retirement of Tim Sylvia.

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#005 - BJJ Black Belt Deon Perkins

Wed, 24 Dec 2014 20:52:04 GMT

#005 we sit down with former Death Metal front man and Head Coach of Perkins Jiu Jitsu - Deon Perkins. We talk about his start in martial arts, where jiu jitsu is headed in Australia, his theories and approach to coaching and why Bull Terrier Fight Wear should be sponsoring him.

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#004: Formula 1

Tue, 23 Dec 2014 02:49:56 GMT

In this episode we kick off our F1 podcast. We do a season wrap up, have a look at staff movements, push Claire Williams as a candidate to replace Bernie, speculate on the future of F1, as well as getting in the last dick jokes before the new noses come in for next year.

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Melbourne Demons - Mystery AFL Theatre 2.014K

Wed, 17 Dec 2014 10:39:58 GMT

Sick of the off season already? Want to relive the glory that was your team's 2014 campaign? Think there isn't enough swearing in footy commentary these days?We've got the solution for you. Mystery AFL Theatre 2.014K (MAT2K) will have us reviewing all 18 teams while watching one of their best wins for the season. This week features the Melbourne Demons and their round 13 comeback victory over the Bombers.This podcast is best listened to while watching the game yourself thanks to the handy AFL.com.au Smart Replay. Details on how to get to the video via desktop are at clickingballs.com.So fill up the pipe, let the cognac breathe and put your feet up on the leather ottoman - here's the best the Dees had to offer for 2014.

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#003 - Cricket, AUSvIND 1st test review, 2nd test preview, BBL4

Tue, 16 Dec 2014 05:44:43 GMT

We talk exclusively about cricket in this episode. We review the emotional first test, and look at the second test starting this week in Brisbane. Discussing the performance of Nathan Lyon, Steve Smith being named captain, and in the 4th year of the Big Bash league, will an MCG crowd cheer Kevin Peterson?

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Mystery AFL Theatre 2.014K - St Kilda

Wed, 10 Dec 2014 10:48:38 GMT

Sick of the off season already? Want to relive the glory that was your team's 2014 campaign? Think there isn't enough swearing in footy commentary these days?We've got the solution for you. Mystery AFL Theatre 2.014K (MAT2K) will have us reviewing all 18 teams while watching one of their best wins for the season. Starting with St Kilda and their round 18 upset of Fremantle.This podcast is best listened to while watching the game yourself thanks to the handy AFL.com.au Smart Replay. Details on how to get to the video via desktop are available at clickingballs.com.Don't be discouraged if we get a few of the names of the players wrong, it's not our fault. It's St Kilda's fault for not having higher profiles.So Saint's fan, grab a draft beer and a draft pick, settle in and watch the best that the 2014 AFL season had to offer for your club. We recorded this at about 2am so sorry if we get a bit sleepy towards the end of the game.

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#002 - AFL Loyalty, UFC 181 and the Arnold Classic Australia

Mon, 08 Dec 2014 14:37:02 GMT

Episode #002 where we talk AFL loyalty and when it's ok to leave your team, the fallout from UFC 181, the Reebok deal and CM Punk signing on, and will bodybuilders at the Arnold Classic Australia lay a beat down on white belts. clickingballs.com

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#001 - Metamoris, AFL Draft and picking an EPL side

Mon, 01 Dec 2014 12:34:31 GMT

First episode of Clicking Balls podcast. Covering Metamoris, AFL Draft and International Series, how to pick an EPL side and blasting your ashes into space. It's our first stab at this, with half our equipment still to come. Considered not uploading it and waiting until we get better - but that could take months if not years. So let's just bang out the first one and then make the others worth it.

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