Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind

Interstellar Erotica (A Valentine's Day Podcast)

Sat, 15 Feb 2020 05:39:06 GMT

Do you smell that? Love must be in the air. Oh, wait, no. It's another episode. Join Joeba & Ripley as they dive into their usual Anti-Matter Minute shenanigans, discuss the sexiest women of science fiction, and give all of you dimension hoppers a sneak peek into their brand new book on interspecies relationship counseling! All this and more on a Valentine's Day edition of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.

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In-Nitro Fermentation (A Cloning Case Study)

Fri, 07 Feb 2020 22:15:08 GMT

Join Joeba Fett as he embarks on his first-ever solo misadventure and discusses the history, success stories, and moral dilemmas involving the issue of cloning. (There are also plenty of boob and poop jokes to satiate your need for immaturity).

All aboard the Black Swirl for her first case study debut on another exciting episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.

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Life, Liberty, & the Pursuit of Hoppiness

Sat, 01 Feb 2020 06:01:26 GMT

A real-life Dalek uprising, RobOprah Winfrey attacks, and a plethora of 'Would You Rather' questions sure to restore any Patriotism you might not have had prior. Join the Black Swirl and her crew as they evade danger (and their taxes) on an autocratic edition of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.

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Sports of Science Fiction (A Winning "Saison")

Mon, 27 Jan 2020 04:57:17 GMT

Have you ever wondered what Tony Stark's candles smell like? How about bringing your fizzy 16oz friend on the subway with you? Well, we have your "bases" covered. Literally. Welcome to a real "slam dunk" of an episode this week on Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.

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Holy Ship, Another Episode? (A Legendary Christening)

Tue, 21 Jan 2020 06:58:48 GMT

We would like to cordially invite you to attend a very special christening ceremony for a very special ship. We will be exploring the most popular vessels in science fiction culture alongside our routine helping of the ridiculous.

From cheesy finger residue to NASA's G-Spot, we bring you only the finest this week on the latest episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.

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New Beer Destitution (A New Year Special)

Fri, 03 Jan 2020 05:26:50 GMT

Time to ring in 2020 with your favorite pair of space pirates!

Tesla, Snowball Bans, and the world's dumbest New Year Resolution tweets are the topics at hand this evening as we go forth into the Anti-Matter Dimension even more confused than last year.

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A Christmas Peril (A Holiday Abduction Story)

Thu, 26 Dec 2019 01:56:12 GMT

Stockings, candy canes, a harrowing encounter with the otherworldly; this tale has it all. Step into the Ati-Matter Minute Dimension this Christmas Eve for the unsolved mystery of the ages. 'Tis the season to stay slurred.

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Hoppy Beerthday (Joeba Fett's 29th Cycle)

Mon, 16 Dec 2019 05:54:32 GMT

Mr. Roger's flatulence, more sexbots, and the most ironic collection of birthday stories this side of Babylon 5. Time to blow out the candles this week as we celebrate our co-hosts birthday on the latest episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-slurred-kind/support

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Beer Me Up Scotty! (Hysteria 51 Collaboration Promo)

Sat, 07 Dec 2019 20:11:31 GMT

We won't give too much away, but we couldn't be happier with our ship's latest technical issue. After an accidental transporter malfunction, we found ourselves in the lower 4th dimension and in the midst of one of our favorite podcasts of all time - Hysteria 51. Stay tuned for the ultimate collaboration episode coming soon!

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Metal Beer Solid: Part Two

Sun, 24 Nov 2019 00:26:46 GMT

left, right, left, right, up, square, down, select, start, BOOM! Infinite laughter unlocked! Join Joeba, Ripley, & Ziggy as they explore some of their favorite games on the second part of our video game special!

Hurry up and give it a listen before mom tells your Millenial ass to go play outside!

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Metal Beer Solid: Part One

Sat, 16 Nov 2019 02:16:50 GMT

Time to blow the dust out of your game cartridges and refill your Mountain Dew and Dorito supply. It's time for a video game edition of the Ati-Matter Minute! We'll be taking you down 8-bit memory lane this evening as we bring you part one of what's sure to be a high scoring good time.

WARNING: This is one of our more explicit episodes, so if you have sensitive ears or little ones around, we highly advise sheeple airpods (or "ear muffs"; here's looking at you, Vince Vaughn.) Or don't. We're not your mom.

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The Long Halloween: Part Three (Lake Plastered)

Wed, 30 Oct 2019 01:08:45 GMT

It's ALIIIIIIIIVE! The third and final installment of our Long Halloween Special has arrived! This monster mash of an episode contains everything from creepy human skin phone cases and beer-belly breweries, to off-the-wall spirit "creatures" and epic deathmatch battles! You might even be able to add a few five-star flicks to your next online streaming binge (okay...some might be half a star).

Grab a bowl of candy and throw on your blowup T-Rex costume, Halloween is finally HERE in the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension. Enjoy this creature feature finale on Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind!

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The Long Halloween: Part Two (A Nightmare on Ale Street)

Tue, 22 Oct 2019 04:36:28 GMT

It's midnight and you're just getting back home from your late shift. That's funny, you could have sworn you locked the door...After you're done checking your apartments many nooks and crannies for unwanted guests, we invite like you to join us as ours this evening in the Anti-Matter Minute dimension. Murder your earholes with more insane articles, hilarious serial killer alibi's, chilling escape scenarios, and some awesome slasher movie recommendations on the second part of our Long Halloween Special. Sit back, relax, and let's get slashing mofos.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-slurred-kind/support

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The Long Halloween: Part One (Paranormal Active Yeast)

Tue, 15 Oct 2019 02:26:16 GMT

It's time to start oozing with excitement and ectoplasm, the long Halloween is here. For part one we're coming to you with haunted mansions for sale, unexplainable occurrences, local lore, and some unforgettable campfire stories.

Make sure you packed extra batteries for your flesh - I mean "flash" light and an extra pair of ultra-absorbent underwear. It's ghostbusting time.

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28 Beers Later (An Outbreaking News Special)

Thu, 10 Oct 2019 04:28:39 GMT

A guest with an "infectious" personality, scammers getting scammed, billboard tomfoolery, killer toys, and enough cheesy one-liners to bring your entire local Geek Squad to bed.

All this and more on a viral-themed edition of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind.

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Up, Up, & A-Wasted! (A "Comic"ally Underrated Edition)

Sat, 28 Sep 2019 17:50:52 GMT

With great beer comes great irresponsibility...

This week we honor the comic book industry with a very special show in light of Batman Day and National Comic Book Day. Join the Terrific Two, Hover Boy & Deathglare, as they defend the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension from mid-week boredom by discussing all things "Super"!

You won't want to miss out on this week's episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.

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1000 Ways to Die (SciFi Edition)

Sun, 22 Sep 2019 00:19:22 GMT

The plot thickens this week as we explore ironic death scenarios, stowaways, sexbots, and space poop on another thrilling episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.

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The Luck of the Geekish (A Friday the 13th Special)

Sat, 14 Sep 2019 08:09:35 GMT

Full moons, super snakes, treknobabble, and alcohol. What could go wrong? Throw some candy corn in your hex bags, punch some mirrors, and throw some salt over your shoulder. You've been unlucky enough to fall into a Friday the 13th edition of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.

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Unnaturally Funny Natural Disasters

Sat, 07 Sep 2019 07:49:26 GMT

From a revolutionary way of Geo-targeting through juvenile antics, to kegnadoes and hurricane nukes, we go where no podcasters have gone before. Right into the eye of the storm.

Okay, maybe they have too, but we do it holding a beer.

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Attack of the Tabloids

Sat, 24 Aug 2019 07:15:47 GMT

Watch your step as we slide into the sensational, supernatural, and overall surreal history of the modern tabloid. Together We'll dive into the most hilarious titles, current topics, and much more on another eventful episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.

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Love at First "Flight" (of Beer)

Sat, 17 Aug 2019 13:38:11 GMT

Welcome to the "Anti-Matter Minute". Or the minutes of the day that don't really matter...The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - We've all had one. Let's dive deeper into our experiences and talk about pirate spirits, Facebook tom f*ckery, and other ridiculous scenarios along the way.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-slurred-kind/support

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Beer Eye for the Nerd Guy

Sat, 10 Aug 2019 05:46:51 GMT

Welcome to a sudsy and extra slurred edition of Close Encounters where we celebrate Area 51, unique brews, personal experiences, and tall "tails" (not exclusively in that order). Sit back, relax, and pop open a cold one.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-slurred-kind/support

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Florida Man Challenge

Sat, 03 Aug 2019 05:10:01 GMT

Welcome to a special edition episode where we discuss Florida, the Spiderman films, toxic waste, and Super Mario all in one. Sounds great right? It is...Duh.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-slurred-kind/support

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Pilot - The First Encounter

Sun, 28 Jul 2019 00:27:28 GMT

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Welcome to The Anti-Matter Minute...

Sat, 27 Jul 2019 00:27:28 GMT

Joeba Fett here. Join Ripley Scott and I each week as we explore a new topic and how it relates to the world of sci-fi while also exploring the dimension of the whacky, wild, and wtf. Stay tuned, stay weird, and most importantly. Stay Slurred. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-slurred-kind/support

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