Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

179. Right Behind the Face

Fri, 26 Mar 2021 16:45:00 GMT

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On today's episode Chris talks about getting back into podcast mode, how many commercials Shaq is in, and the show Kings of Pain. He also runs down his recent trip to Joshua Tree and reveals the results of his Depends experiment.

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178. Go Bald and Die

Fri, 19 Mar 2021 19:00:00 GMT

On today's episode Chris talks about Love Island, Dogecoin and Depends. He also explains how to cut your own hair, his newfound love of Tom Brady, and what it's like to be Santa Claus.

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177. Human

Sat, 13 Mar 2021 00:40:28 GMT

Today Chris discusses Love Island, specifically Jaxon Human, Blues Clues and Bubble Guppies, The new Equalizer, and the best use of boxers he ever saw.

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176. The Trillest Gangster

Fri, 12 Jun 2020 05:28:55 GMT

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Today we talk movie titles, a racist lady video, Kevin Spacey, Italians feeding you, and and the trillest gangster.

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175. Difficult Times

Thu, 04 Jun 2020 05:57:55 GMT

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Taking a second to share some thoughts on the current situation out there. Plus: David Guetta, Alec Baldwin, and monkeys stealing Coronavirus.

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174. It's Different Now

Thu, 28 May 2020 05:21:48 GMT

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Chris is 15 and we're alive at night! Today we talk about In-N-Out Burger, COVID commercials, the National Geographic + Vans collab, Jimmy Fallon, wearing masks, 90 Day Fiancé, Big Ed, and having a light that you don't know how to turn off.

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173. The Apple Is Red

Wed, 20 May 2020 05:54:15 GMT

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Today we have a follow-up to the Hillary Duff cookie saga, Tekashi 6ix9ine's Billboard allegations & Snoop Dogg's response, POV TikTok, Married at First Sight, an examination of titles in pornography, and orgasming to cure Restless Leg Syndrome. Plus, trash dog Vincenzo makes an appearance on the YouTube video.

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172. …To Completion

Tue, 12 May 2020 05:32:46 GMT

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Today we talk about how Chris ate a certain celebrity's cookies, Tekashi 6ix9ine, driving with masks on, the mystery of Chris's missing jury duty letters, and 2 of Chris's favorite YouTube stars: Tim Byrne & Daniel Songer.

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171. Throw Me When I'm Dead

Wed, 06 May 2020 05:32:29 GMT

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Today we discuss Italian roots, watching Sopranos, Chris thinking he wanted to be in the NBA, funerals, the Butthole song, and we cover something we somehow never covered before: the Christian Bale rant.

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170. King James Jong Un Illest Rapper Alive

Wed, 29 Apr 2020 05:25:43 GMT

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Still staying at home! Today we talk about Trump talking about injecting disinfectants, Too Hot To Handle, Adele's divorce settlement, and JIMMBOs that are up to something.

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169. The Man In the Arena

Wed, 22 Apr 2020 05:30:23 GMT

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It's episode 169 and everyone's staying at home! How was your 4-20? Today we talk about Chris finally finishing Breaking Bad, Kanye beeping, scatting, remaking the The Walking Dead, a quote from Teddy Roosevelt, and STEROIDS.

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168. My Special Is Out

Tue, 14 Apr 2020 04:23:20 GMT

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Hope you're staying home and staying safe, babies. Today we address blowback from the conspiracy folks on the internet, how hot text chain arguments are, the meaning of the word "underrated", Doomsday Preppers, OnlyFans, and how much Chris loves his brother Matt.

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167. The Kings Speech 2: The 7-11 Chronicles

Wed, 08 Apr 2020 05:13:48 GMT

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We're still here and we're still being safe! On today's show we talk about Breaking Bad, Covid conspiracies, Shai, a story from the Coffee Bean, a story about small bites, and an update to the rat kid story.

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166. Religious Murphy Lee

Tue, 31 Mar 2020 22:37:32 GMT

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Chris just turned 40, happy birthday, Chris! Topics today include: Tiger King, the Apple TV remote, televangelist Kenneth Copeland destroying coronavirus, Akon's real name, and how people need to stay the fuck at home.

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165. First Line Of Defense

Mon, 23 Mar 2020 23:41:15 GMT

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Today Chris is all alone, no Juan, no Ivan. We're being safe, so you should be, too! On today's show we talk about the people who have been preparing for quarantine their whole lives, celebrity "Imagine" with Gal Gadot, Harvey Weinstein getting a coronavirus test, a story about a community college production of Grease, Madonna, and a film Chris made when he was 23.

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164. The Coronavirus/Self-Quarantine Special

Mon, 16 Mar 2020 20:32:23 GMT

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Today we're being careful, on quarantine, coming at you responsibly, and reminding you to take this seriously as well. We discuss the latest with Coronavirus, Italians being emotional and singing, being cooped up, Jean-Claude Van Damme, cucks who hoard toilet paper, and arguing with people on Twitter. Please be careful and stay healthy out there, babies!

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163. Big Selly

Wed, 11 Mar 2020 21:38:07 GMT

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Today we announce Chris's new Netflix special "No Pain"! April 14th, set your reminders on Netflix now. Today Chris talks about how he feels about his different specials, Coronavirus, Trump, Biden, LL Cool J, Hulk Hogan, and his own sexy hands.

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162. You... Might Want To Talk To The Stork

Mon, 02 Mar 2020 22:26:04 GMT

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Today Chris talks about Coronavirus, BTS, McMillions documentary and the FBI agent Doug Mathews, not trusting people who "unplug", a story about his friend Dan, and his bionic child. Tickets for Congratulations Podcast Live are on sale Friday Mar 6, 2020.

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161. The 2nd Youngest Man Alive

Tue, 25 Feb 2020 23:04:45 GMT

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Today Chris talks about having a a real baby(!), Herman Cain's ad from 2012, people who are always complimenting Lizzo's looks, Dwyane Wayne, Young Thug, Boosie Badazz, and getting pulled over.

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160. Mean Girl

Mon, 17 Feb 2020 22:43:41 GMT

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Today Chris talks about Buffalo Wild Wings vs. Houston, a Jason Statham story, Chris Brown's face tattoo, Bad Bunny, and that farting is sexy.

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159. Sensational

Mon, 10 Feb 2020 22:26:53 GMT

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Today Chris talks about the Oscars, and congratulations to Bong Joon Ho, favorite past Oscar moments like James Cameron’s acceptance and Travolta trying to say Idina Menzel, Future, Only Fans, white knights, and making sure you get that scrilla.

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158. The Turtleneck Episode

Tue, 04 Feb 2020 22:01:49 GMT

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It’s the turtleneck episode! Today Chris talks about how much he hated the Sabra Super Bowl commercial, the greatest acting performance of all time (it’s Nicolas Cage in Bad Lieutenant), Machine Gun Kelly, and Patrick Mahomes.

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157. Casualties Of The Turtleneck Game

Mon, 27 Jan 2020 23:47:48 GMT

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Today we talk about Kobe Bryant, his legacy, his tragic death and the reaction to it, LeBron, the tendency to be petty, Ari Shaffir, Dennis Murphy, and writing new material.

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156. Lonely Boy

Mon, 20 Jan 2020 22:25:40 GMT

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Today, we've got a new story about Michael Lenoci traveling. Also discussed: Aaron Hernandez, Jawline, Tom Segura, Commes de Garcon, and the song Otis by Magma.

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155. Boobie Loobies

Mon, 13 Jan 2020 18:36:27 GMT

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Today, Chris talks about being in the friendzone, algebra, YOU season 2, making up words as a kid, and developing your identity. Plus, a special strip club story.

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154. I Got That Wagon On Me

Tue, 07 Jan 2020 23:04:05 GMT

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Today Chris talks about Matthew McConaughey's Instagram, Chet Hanks speaking patois, You, Time To Kill, Ricky Gervais, Rose McGowan, and DaBaby.

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153. Childrens Are Back From The Playground (Happy New Year!)

Mon, 30 Dec 2019 15:33:12 GMT

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Today Chris talks about New Year's Resolutions, the movie Only The Strong & Paco Christian Prieto, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Segal, Stallone, and Pacino.

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152. F My Carcass (Holiday Episode)

Tue, 24 Dec 2019 16:30:47 GMT

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Today Chris talks about interrupting Bryan Callen's set in Phoenix, armpit Botox, monkey bars, other playground rides, Timothée Chalamet, Chris Evans, CGI on Jason Derulo's bulge, and "Cat School."

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151. This Is My Life!

Mon, 16 Dec 2019 22:03:26 GMT

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Today Chris discusses being in You, Goodfellas, pre-security restaurants in the airport, having a baby, Mariah Carey, speaking gibberish, Volcano and Dante's Peak being released in the same year, box office bombs, and we name an elder!

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150. Matt's Back

Tue, 10 Dec 2019 02:14:54 GMT

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Matt D'Elia is back for Episode 150! Today Chris and Matt dissect the trailer for Drunk Parents, watch scenes from To Catch A Predator, and share stories from La Cañada High School.

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149. Still Squirtin'

Tue, 03 Dec 2019 22:17:15 GMT

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On today's show, Chris revisits the Cats trailer and everything wrong with it, The Irishman, DJ Premier, Bun B, the Mai Tai/Iced Americano/Turkey Sausage Life, Joe Biden, and Scooter Braun.

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148. Chris Calls His Dad

Tue, 26 Nov 2019 22:10:12 GMT

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On today's show, Chris talks about disgraced Papa Johns CEO John Schnatter, acceptable pizza numbers, working out with Dave Bautista, the temperament of Keanu Reeves, and Chris and his dad, Bill, have a discussion about calamari over the phone.

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147. Charlie Grateful

Mon, 18 Nov 2019 22:32:34 GMT

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On today's show, Chris talks about hats from Goorin Bros, his dad and calamari, clothes from H&M, an accident at the Soho Grand, Menorahs, the grove, complaining about Christmas coming early, and missed connections.

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146. One Note Nigel

Tue, 12 Nov 2019 22:17:23 GMT

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On today's show, Chris talks about the British war on clapping, meeting Eminem, filming his special in Minneapolis, Zack Doncovio always forgetting his ID, the discovery of Orange Cassidy, Kevin Hart working hard, T.I., and Matthew McConaughey joining Instagram.

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145. Wet Knees

Mon, 04 Nov 2019 18:52:16 GMT

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On today's show, Chris discusses why guys should never talk to a woman for 40 minutes, "winning" Halloween, Spiderman and superheroes, firefighters (thank you firefighters!), nap time in kindergarten, and Michael Che/Caitlyn Jenner.

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144. All Hookers' Eve

Mon, 28 Oct 2019 23:26:21 GMT

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On today's show, Chris talks about what frightened him as a young man, sleeping over at friends' houses, a Freddy Krueger story, and his feet-on-furniture pet peeve.

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143. Do Thought

Tue, 22 Oct 2019 20:07:47 GMT

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On today's show, Chris talks about having a van all weekend with his openers driving around Southern California, franks and burgers, mega preachers like Benny Hinn, speaking in tongues, Jared Harris, and having come around on San Diego.

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142. Tim Hanginoncross

Wed, 16 Oct 2019 22:08:52 GMT

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On today's show, Chris talks about the Dutch family that hid for 9 years in a basement, the excessive amount of announcements on flights, checking into the MGM Grand Detroit, losing Airpods, and we answer some Twitter questions.

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141. Life Rips Again

Wed, 09 Oct 2019 22:03:58 GMT

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On today's show, Chris talks about Toby Keith, getting divorced, having to go to Atlantic City for 20 minutes, bacons, and Kenny Chesney.

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140. Stark Raving Mad

Thu, 03 Oct 2019 21:20:52 GMT

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On today's show, Chris talks Keith Morrison's great voice, The Truth About Pam, Atlantic City, Army of the Dead, people from New Jersey being so New Jersey, business wars, and Jodi Arias

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139. Taxi Driver Behind A Keyboard

Mon, 23 Sep 2019 18:22:12 GMT

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On today's show, Chris talks about how everyone fancies themselves Travis Bickle, Robert DeNiro's character in Taxi Driver. Also discussed: Caroline Calloway, gingko biloba, Flume, Michael Lenoci eating burgers in Amsterdam, and we go through some deserve-it scale submissions (good job, guys).

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138. Dances With Johnny Depp

Mon, 16 Sep 2019 17:29:09 GMT

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On today's show, Chris talks about Johnny Depp, Dior Sauvage, having a relationship with cancel culture, VMAs, Sebastian, mini horses on planes, Nirvana, anime, and we answer a bunch of Twitter questions.

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137. Goodfellas In Real Life

Mon, 09 Sep 2019 17:41:52 GMT

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On today's show, Chris talks about Jeremy Renner and his song "Main Attraction", old college friends, New Jersey and Florida, Zedd, and the influencer motorcycle accident.

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136. BLAST!

Mon, 02 Sep 2019 17:00:00 GMT

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On today's show, Chris talks about public toilets in Wales, Albuquerque, bad memes, accidentally drinking White Claw, "Escib", "the deserve-it scale", and we take some Twitter questions.

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135. Life Rips

Mon, 26 Aug 2019 18:14:54 GMT

On today's show, Chris talks more about Matthias Schweighöfer, Kid Rock, The Art of Racing in the Rain, Travis Scott, dying your beard, the horizontal mambo, bucket lists, and the "don't wanna" level.

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134. Lownd and Clear

Mon, 19 Aug 2019 18:40:29 GMT

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On today's show, Chris talks about being on the H3 podcast, using the women's restroom, public bathroom etiquette, Area 51, Naruto running, Lance Bass, World Hot Dog Day, new Apple emojis, and puking fails. Plus we answer some questions from Twitter.

(note: this episode was recorded about a month ago)

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133. Crapola (with Matt D'Elia)

Mon, 12 Aug 2019 18:00:00 GMT

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On today's show, Chris and Matt talk family, Police Academy, Quentin Tarantino, Kuffs, Paul Reiser, Christian Slater, Steve Guttenberg, and Matt's new podcast, Matt D'Elia is Confused, which you can subscribe to here: https://apple.co/2MaKvG6

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132. Stanley Lettuce

Mon, 05 Aug 2019 18:22:24 GMT

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On today's show, Chris talks about his friend and Army of the Dead costar Matthias Schweighöfer. Also discussed: bragging about not sleeping, protected sex and birth control, following Leslie Jones, imposter syndrome, and "X-Men".

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131. Put Your Meat Away

Mon, 29 Jul 2019 19:46:12 GMT

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Hello again from Rio Grande Studios in Albuquerque! On today's show, Chris talks about an article he saw about Tarantino's new movie Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Also discussed: Armie Hammer and his toe-sucking child, foot fetishes, nudity on Instagram, Riley Reid, "wax paper days", and the musical (and new film trailer for) Cats.

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130. Take It Up With Christ

Mon, 22 Jul 2019 20:21:33 GMT

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Hello from Albuquerque! On today's show, Chris talks about feeding the mob and yet another situation where people are getting too mad about a joke. Also discussed: imaginary fights in your head with Mark Wahlberg, Sunglass Hut, the ice cream challenge, gallon smashing, family stories, and onesies.

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Episode 129 - In The Trunk

Mon, 15 Jul 2019 22:50:27 GMT

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On today's show, Chris talks about David Caruso one liners. Also discussed: Giannis Antetokounmpo, mediterranean food, a drunk flight attendant, the full English breakfast, Chamillionaire, and Detroit Missed Connections.

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Episode 128 - Science Is Everywhere

Tue, 09 Jul 2019 21:09:43 GMT

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On today's show, Chris talks about the Babypod, a speaker that goes in your vagina. Also discussed: Tik Tok, online challenges, DJ Khaled, the "Homicide" video release, and earthquakes.

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Episode 127 - Eh S'Pointless News

Mon, 01 Jul 2019 21:52:14 GMT

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On today's show, Chris talks about ESPN. Also discussed: origin stories, sleeping on buses, bodybuilding robots, synchronizing dreams, safe words, and the opinions of dock workers. Plus we head to Atlanta for a couple missed connections

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Episode 126 - Meat Lover's Personality

Mon, 24 Jun 2019 22:10:05 GMT

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On today's show, Chris talks about cameo.com. Also discussed: dad bods, the book 1984, Benjamin Franklin's ladies, and people who are fun drunks. Plus we come back to LA for some missed connections.

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Episode 125 - Chips With The Dip

Mon, 17 Jun 2019 21:13:43 GMT

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On today's show, Chris talks about Drake's desire for chips and dip. Also discussed: Kawhi Leonard, OJ on Twitter, inner beauty, the name Hugh, bad interview questions, and the blind French guy on the Voice doing Lose Yourself. Plus, we name an Elder!

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Episode 124 - And Now You're Mashed Potatoes

Mon, 10 Jun 2019 23:06:50 GMT

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On today's show, Chris talks about how he (like Tom Cruise) is a Scientologist. Also discussed: valet parking, turducken, Jay Z, Beyonce, tchotchkes, and Long Island Missed Connections.

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Episode 123 - Kings Splurt Early

Mon, 03 Jun 2019 22:16:39 GMT

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On today's show, Chris reviews Russian cuisine. Also discussed: Olympic events, Croatians, posture, working out, British accents in Chernobyl, and Armenians. We do MFUIPOTW & name an Elder!

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Episode 122 - Ojork

Wed, 29 May 2019 22:19:24 GMT

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On today's show, Chris talks about fictional Instagram profiles. Also discussed: VICE News, Uber, Del Taco, incels, Mt. Everest, and Missed Connections.

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Episode 121 - The Mayor of Cuck's Landing

Tue, 21 May 2019 21:40:02 GMT

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On today's show, Chris talks about people who signed the petition to remake Game of Thrones Season 8. Also discussed: shark planes, Aquaman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sonic the Hedgehog, and R&B from the 90s.

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Episode 120 - First To Go

Mon, 13 May 2019 22:31:31 GMT

Thank you: Cash App - meundies.com/congrats - quip.com/congrats - On today's show, Chris talks about strangers living in your house. Also discussed: Constance Wu, Dan Bilzerian, the Lakers fan protest, and eating peanuts.

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Episode 119 - Neighbor-Dick Dope Man

Tue, 07 May 2019 21:30:38 GMT

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On today's show, Chris talks about Homicide with Logic and Eminem, Also discussed: Instagram hiding likes, Ludacris, Nate Dogg, some nice family stories, and drunk moms. We bring back MFUIPOTW and we we take a look at weird Missed Connections from Boston.

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Episode 118 - Fofty Please

Mon, 29 Apr 2019 22:33:47 GMT

Thank you: Cash App - blueapron.com/congrats - calm.com/congrats On today's show, Chris talks about Marvel's Endgame. Also discussed: Stagecoach, 50 Cent's beef, Boyz II Men, and LeSean McCoy. Plus, we take a look at Missed Connections in the Inland Empire this week.

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Episode 117 - I'm Kodak Black

Mon, 22 Apr 2019 21:52:42 GMT

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On today's show, Chris talks about how he is a spy. Also discussed: a $170 toaster, influencers out in public, Kodak Black, rap music, seeing red, and The Steve Miller Band. Plus, we take a look at Orange County this week for Missed Connections.

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Episode 116 - Open Up The Limit

Tue, 16 Apr 2019 21:04:13 GMT

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On today's show, Chris responds to the local Albuquerque news covering his reaction from last week. Also discussed: Coachella, Star Wars, Scarface, and Grandma Carmella. And we're back to Los Angeles for Missed Connections this week, some of the best yet.

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Episode 115 - Conchichi Monkeys

Tue, 09 Apr 2019 21:34:19 GMT

On today's show, Chris talks about a local Albuquerque news segment. Also discussed: Kodak Black/T.I./The Game/Tank, Boyz II Men. We name an elder, and we do a Bay Area edition of Missed Connections.

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Episode 114 - Congratulations with Theo Von

Mon, 01 Apr 2019 07:00:00 GMT

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On today's show, Theo Von sits in as a surprise guest host and brings quite a few rumors about Chris with him. Also discussed: Mike Lenoci, orgasmic meditation, and a bunch of other Theo Von brand nonsense. Plus, we do a New Orleans edition of Missed Connections.

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Episode 113 - Brahdellee-ahtaht

Tue, 26 Mar 2019 21:25:20 GMT

On today's show, Chris talks about getting blowback for making jokes. Also discussed: Millie Bobbie Brown, extreme feminism, set life, loud plane talkers, and a brand new Uncle Vinny story. Plus, we do a Bakersfield edition of Missed Connections.

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Episode 112 - #TheUnfollowing

Tue, 19 Mar 2019 20:13:51 GMT

On today's show, Chris proposes a concept for thirsty Instagrammers. Also discussed: restaurant Happy Birthday songs, Go Fund Me, Harland Williams, and Denali SUVs. Plus, we do a Reno edition of Missed Connections.

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Episode 111 - The White Aladdin

Mon, 11 Mar 2019 22:43:10 GMT

On today's show, Chris talks about Trapped in the Closet by R. Kelly. Also discussed: Starbucks inside of other things, being old and having braces, and the worst possible hat ever. Plus, we do a San Antonio edition of Missed Connections.

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Episode 110 - Oh Dark Thirty

Tue, 05 Mar 2019 00:46:50 GMT

On today's show, Chris talks about college. Also discussed: NBA Jam, cinnamon bagels, Porndemic, the momo challenge, Ben Bailey, and a story about Mike Lenoci at the airport. Plus, we do a Fresno edition of Missed Connections and it gets real silly.

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Episode 109 - Just Walk Right Up

Tue, 26 Feb 2019 22:47:41 GMT

On today's show, Chris talks about Brody Stevens. Also discussed: R. Kelly, David Duchovny, Kanye's Sunday Service, and some great Youtube videos. Plus, we do a Birmingham, Alabama edition of Missed Connections.

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Episode 108 - He Did It

Tue, 19 Feb 2019 23:02:33 GMT

On today's show, Chris talks about what's going on with Jussie Smollett. Also discussed: Tekashi 6ix9ine snitching, Burberry, Karl Lagerfeld, Kawhi Leonard's shoes, and annoying people. Plus, we do a Miami version of Missed Connections.

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Episode 107 - Pault

Mon, 11 Feb 2019 22:08:07 GMT

On today's show, Chris talks about the famous George Brett story. Also discussed: The Assassination of Gianni Versace, Edgar Ramirez, Ricky Martin, male models, doing math, Bryant Gumbel, and how getting a new car sucks. Plus, we name an elder and do Missed Connections.

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Episode 106 - The Lawnmower Sittin' Right Next To The Tree

Mon, 04 Feb 2019 22:22:13 GMT

On today's show, Chris talks about DMX and Scatman John. Also discussed: a followup on DirecTV, the Super Bowl, wardrobe, and Zack and Mike stories. Plus, we do Missed Connections.

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Episode 105 - Krustin'

Mon, 28 Jan 2019 21:50:56 GMT

On today's show, Chris talks about his beef with DirecTV. Also discussed: the cities in Colorado, porn, Jon Ronson, and George Harrison. Plus, we do Missed Connections.

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Episode 104 - Only God Can Hold Me

Tue, 22 Jan 2019 21:31:22 GMT

On today's show, Chris talks about Ja Rule. Also discussed: North Face jackets, Zack Doncovio and chocolate milk, white guy names, the Fyre Festival documentaries, Billy McFarland, and Kool Keith. Plus, we do Missed Connections.

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Episode 103 - Mary Condominium

Mon, 14 Jan 2019 20:07:31 GMT

On today's show, Chris talks about Marie Kondo and Tidying Up. Also discussed: Craig Conant, New Year's resolutions, George R. R. Martin and Game of Thrones, ZZ Top, Staind, Missed Connections, and we name a new Elder.

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Episode 102 - Doodie News

Mon, 07 Jan 2019 23:16:00 GMT

On today's show, Chris talks about a video of R. Kelly in Ethiopia. Also discussed: the Apple TV Remote, makeup contouring, Xerxes, Missed Connections, and a story about french fries.

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Episode 101 - Past the Anus

Wed, 02 Jan 2019 23:09:56 GMT

On today's show, Chris discusses the end of the holidays. Also discussed: Chris's new Netflix special, The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Saudi Arabia, skiing, and the world ending. Plus, Missed Connections.

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Episode 100 - The Church of Kay (with Matt D'Elia)

Mon, 24 Dec 2018 18:00:00 GMT

Episode 100! The centennial! Christmas Eve! Please welcome our first guest, Matt D'Elia. On today's show, Chris and Matt discuss family. Also discussed: a special life philosophy, Donald Trump, Jim Carrey, fashion, and Keith Hernandez. Matt joins in on Missed Connections, plus brings a couple surprises to the show. A heartfelt thank you to all the fans for your love and support. We love you.

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Episode 99 - My Hands Are Tied Now

Tue, 18 Dec 2018 20:36:54 GMT

It's the 99th episode, one more to 100! On today's show, Chris talks about social media influencers. Also discussed: Robert DeNiro, Copland, YouTubers, IHOP/IHOB, the republican sex position, Rs at the end of non-R words. We answer some Twitter questions and do Missed Connections.

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Episode 98 - One Anus-Grab Away

Tue, 11 Dec 2018 01:51:32 GMT

It's the 98th episode, getting closer! On today's show, Chris talks about how he thinks a bigender robot should host the Oscars. Also discussed: TED Radio Hour, Derren Brown, Nimesh Patel, and how hard it is to do a show with no Internet (which is what we did today).

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Episode 97 - Cadillac Vrills

Mon, 03 Dec 2018 23:17:15 GMT

It's the 97th episode, getting close! On today's show, Chris talks about Ludacris and the Fast & Furious franchise for way too long. Also discussed: bad Geico Commercials, deadpan comedy, Apple Maps, Ed Burns, Abcde, & Jay Z and Beyonce. Plus, we do Missed Connections.

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Episode 96 - You Got Shintaro

Mon, 26 Nov 2018 22:30:47 GMT

It's the 96th episode, almost to 100! On today's show, Chris talks about holiday shopping and everyone's obsession with deals. Also discussed: ginkgo biloba, Bill Clinton, Eric Trump, a very Italian story, Dwight Howard and general intolerance towards gay people, the military, religion, baseball, and favorite directors. Plus, we do Missed Connections, and Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.

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Episode 95 - Build A Rocket Ship

Tue, 20 Nov 2018 18:54:29 GMT

It's the 95th episode, wow! On today's show, Chris talks about the bombshell Tekashi 6ix9ine news. Also discussed: what is racketeering?, San Francisco is always freezing, unpacking at hotels, who eats complimentary breakfast?, luggage racks, hotel showers, Raya, and Jawzrsize.

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Episode 94 - Feels So Good In My Hood

Wed, 14 Nov 2018 02:32:24 GMT

It's the 94th episode! On today's show, Chris goes through some Craigslist missed connections. Also discussed: Idris Elba, JCVD, Montell Jordan, tetanus shot still hurting, American Idol, and Brian McKnight. Plus, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.

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Episode 93 - Public Conversational Lapdance

Mon, 05 Nov 2018 22:54:32 GMT

It's the 93rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about seeing racism right here in Hollywood. Also discussed: a mother who confronted an online gamer, Halloween, Spanish class, tetanus shots, Double Dragon, Tony Danza, and No Nut November. Plus, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.

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Episode 92 - Bruchdown

Mon, 29 Oct 2018 22:12:33 GMT

It's the 92nd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about how older video games are better than new video games. Also discussed: Halloween costumes, Scrooge McDuck, scary halloween noises, John Wayne, Benihana, & Streets of Rage.

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Episode 91 - Sayonarasville

Mon, 22 Oct 2018 23:05:58 GMT

It's the 91st episode! On today's show, Chris tells a story about his opener and his passport in Couvey. Also discussed: Alonzo Bodden, Tuscan flavor, sandwiches, throwing pillows, truffle popcorn, more Shannon Sharpe, and the Lakers brawl. Plus, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.

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Episode 90 - La La La Problem

Mon, 15 Oct 2018 23:24:56 GMT

It's the 90th episode! On today's show, Chris tells some childhood stories. Also discussed: Peabo Bryson, Carnegie Hall, Chris's dad, is there a god?, Shannon Sharpe, and stupid dishes. Plus, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.

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Episode 89 - Wooooooooh!

Mon, 08 Oct 2018 23:10:56 GMT

It's the 89th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the Conor McGregor vs Khabib Nurmagomedov fight. Also discussed: Butt's Up, Mike Tyson, Russians, Melania Trump, vocal training, and a big pet peeve. Plus, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.

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Episode 88 - That Top Note

Tue, 02 Oct 2018 21:21:08 GMT

It's the 88th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Kawhi Leonard and his amazing laugh. Also discussed: Tekashi 6ix9ine (of course), Kanye on SNL, DJ Pooh, JR Smith and his Supreme tattoo, that ice cream tester guy, method acting and performances, and Phil Knight and his book. Plus, there's a NEW TMFUIPOTW & Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.

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Episode 87 - Triple Talaq

Tue, 25 Sep 2018 23:07:11 GMT

It's the 87th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about growing up, role models, and what it means to be a role model. Also discussed: Suge Knight, Bill Cosby, airplanes, Kopi Luwak (cat poop coffee), the triple Talaq, plus Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.

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Episode 86 - Get Gully

Mon, 17 Sep 2018 21:38:21 GMT

It's the 86th episode! On today's show, it's story time! Chris tells a story about his friend after 9/11, a filthy story about hiking in Runyon Canyon and a couple of his favorite stories from the Comedy Store. Also discussed: Tekashi 6ix9ine, being a DJ, Sticky Fingaz, and spiders, plus Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.

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Episode 85 - Johnny Hipscry

Mon, 10 Sep 2018 22:01:24 GMT

It's the 85th episode! On today's show, Chris tells his Kurt Russell story. Also discussed: math flirting, Car Wash by Rose Royce, Myspace and the Top 8, and what you should do if you own a waffle maker. We name a new Elder and answer a bunch of questions from Twitter.

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Episode 84 - Little Church

Mon, 03 Sep 2018 21:56:53 GMT

It's the 84th episode! It's Labor Day. On today's show, Chris talks about ASMR. Also discussed: diss tracks, Mark Wahlberg and how he wakes up too early, the dystopian future, speedos, going into the ocean past your knees, Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, Italians taking off the month of August (Ferragosto), & siestas. We name a new Elder and answer a bunch of questions from Twitter.

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Episode 83 - Lit Asian Banker

Wed, 29 Aug 2018 21:30:49 GMT

It's the 83rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about his time with The Chainsmokers in Las Vegas. Also discussed: lobster quesadillas, cuddling, All Star by Smashmouth, Africa by Toto, Burning Man, and karaoke. We name a new Elder (finally!) and answer a bunch of questions from Twitter.

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Episode 82 - Hoffa Nice Day

Tue, 21 Aug 2018 20:20:59 GMT

It's the 82nd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about gourds, and people who are gourds. Also discussed: not caring about food presentation, Yellow Submarine, District 9, Eminem, 69ing, pineapples on pizza, Die Hard, and some stories from elementary school.

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Episode 81 - I'm Me

Mon, 13 Aug 2018 22:34:33 GMT

It's the 81st episode! On today's show, Chris talks about being yourself. Also discussed: dogs throwing up, Family Guy, period piece movies, symphony hair vs. hockey player hair, tribal mentality, and growing up. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter.

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Episode 80 - Prolonging The Brbr

Mon, 06 Aug 2018 21:22:55 GMT

It's the 80th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about 'brbr' and how long it should take to have sex. Also discussed: sex positions, Tom Cruise, stunts, poetry, auditioning, Las Vegas, Thunder Down Under, and ultimate frisbee. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter.

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