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		<itunes:subtitle>Two white dudes talk about video games, but better</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the award-winning Critical Arcade Podcast, the ultimate destination for all things gaming. Every week, our hosts Nick and Dave will be taking you on a journey through the world of video games, where they’ll be reviewing the greatest releases through time, as well as diving into the rich history of gaming.</p><br><p>Whether you’re a hardcore gamer looking for an in-depth analysis of the newest triple-A title or a casual player looking for some nostalgia-fueled fun, Nick and Dave have got you covered. They’ll be sharing their thoughts on the biggest and best games out there, from the latest indie darling to a classic from the past.</p><br><p>But it’s not just about the games themselves; Nick and Dave will also be discussing the industry as a whole, covering the latest news and trends, and exploring the cultural impact that video games have on our society. They’ll also be talking to some of the biggest names in the industry, from developers to streamers, and getting their insights on the world of gaming.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Long Dark (2017) Snow Way Out</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2026 21:00:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Survival of the coldest</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Monster Hunter Stories 3 (2026) The Splice Age</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2026 21:15:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[It's big in Japan]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick grab their Rider gear, polish their Kinship Stones, and venture into the vibrant monster-filled world of Monster Hunter Stories 3. Unlike the traditional monster-slaying chaos of the main series, this time they’re building bonds instead of crafting boots out of everything that moves. Stepping into the role of a young Rider, they hatch monster eggs, raise powerful companions known as Monsties, and explore a sprawling world where something strange is causing normally peaceful creatures to turn aggressive.</p><br><p>As the mystery unfolds, Dave and Nick team up with fellow Riders and researchers to investigate the growing disturbances affecting monsters across the land. From sneaking into dangerous monster dens to stealing eggs while the parents are definitely still nearby, the adventure quickly turns into a mix of exploration, strategy, and questionable decision-making. Along the way they’ll encounter familiar monsters from across the franchise, build powerful Kinship attacks with their Monsties, and dive into the series’ unique rock-paper-scissors battle system.</p><br><p>But while the world is bright and charming, the stakes are anything but small. Strange environmental changes, rogue monsters, and a looming threat tied to ancient Rider legends begin to surface, forcing our heroes to uncover the truth before the fragile bond between humans and monsters collapses completely.</p><br><p>Will Dave become emotionally attached to every monster he hatches? Will Nick spend more time optimizing battle strategies or laughing at the ridiculous names Dave gives his Monsties? And how many eggs can two Riders steal before an angry Rathalos finally catches them in the act? Saddle up and find out.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Marathon (2026) Worth the Run?</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2026 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave suit up, check their ammo, and step into the brutal corporate battleground of Marathon. Set on the mysterious colony world of Tau Ceti IV, they take on the role of cybernetic mercenaries known as Runners—scavengers sent into dangerous zones to recover lost tech, alien artifacts, and anything valuable enough to make their corporate masters rich.</p><br><p>The catch? They’re not the only ones hunting. Rival Runners, hostile security systems, and whatever strange remnants were left behind after the colony’s disappearance all stand between them and extraction. Every mission is a high-risk dash for survival where teamwork, quick thinking, and a little bit of luck can mean the difference between walking away with a fortune… or losing everything you brought in.</p><br><p>Will Nick actually manage to extract with some decent loot for once? Can Dave resist the urge to pick up absolutely everything that isn’t nailed down? And how long will it take before one of them realizes they’ve been loudly sprinting toward a squad of heavily armed Runners? Tune in as they dive headfirst into the chaotic, high-stakes world of Marathon.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave suit up, check their ammo, and step into the brutal corporate battleground of Marathon. Set on the mysterious colony world of Tau Ceti IV, they take on the role of cybernetic mercenaries known as Runners—scavengers sent into dangerous zones to recover lost tech, alien artifacts, and anything valuable enough to make their corporate masters rich.</p><br><p>The catch? They’re not the only ones hunting. Rival Runners, hostile security systems, and whatever strange remnants were left behind after the colony’s disappearance all stand between them and extraction. Every mission is a high-risk dash for survival where teamwork, quick thinking, and a little bit of luck can mean the difference between walking away with a fortune… or losing everything you brought in.</p><br><p>Will Nick actually manage to extract with some decent loot for once? Can Dave resist the urge to pick up absolutely everything that isn’t nailed down? And how long will it take before one of them realizes they’ve been loudly sprinting toward a squad of heavily armed Runners? Tune in as they dive headfirst into the chaotic, high-stakes world of Marathon.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Resident Evil Requiem (2026) Requiem For A Scream</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2026 20:06:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Slipping a suplex</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick steel their nerves and step into the slow-burning dread of Resident Evil Requiem, a haunting new entry in Capcom’s iconic survival horror series. Set in a world rotting from the inside out, Requiem trades bombastic action for suffocating atmosphere, forcing the duo to creep through crumbling environments where every shadow feels suspicious and every sound could mean death.</p><br><p>As they piece together the aftermath of horrific experiments and long-buried secrets, Dave and Nick must carefully manage limited resources, solve unsettling puzzles, and survive encounters with nightmarish new creatures that seem designed purely to induce panic. Familiar Resident Evil tension is dialed up to uncomfortable levels, with narrow corridors, unreliable lighting, and enemies that refuse to stay down.</p><br><p>Will Dave spend the entire episode insisting he’s “totally fine” while his health bar flashes red? How many healing items will Nick waste out of pure fear? And at what point do they both realise that checking every door might be a terrible idea? One thing’s certain: in Resident Evil Requiem, survival isn’t just about skill—it’s about keeping your sanity intact long enough to reach the next save room.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick steel their nerves and step into the slow-burning dread of Resident Evil Requiem, a haunting new entry in Capcom’s iconic survival horror series. Set in a world rotting from the inside out, Requiem trades bombastic action for suffocating atmosphere, forcing the duo to creep through crumbling environments where every shadow feels suspicious and every sound could mean death.</p><br><p>As they piece together the aftermath of horrific experiments and long-buried secrets, Dave and Nick must carefully manage limited resources, solve unsettling puzzles, and survive encounters with nightmarish new creatures that seem designed purely to induce panic. Familiar Resident Evil tension is dialed up to uncomfortable levels, with narrow corridors, unreliable lighting, and enemies that refuse to stay down.</p><br><p>Will Dave spend the entire episode insisting he’s “totally fine” while his health bar flashes red? How many healing items will Nick waste out of pure fear? And at what point do they both realise that checking every door might be a terrible idea? One thing’s certain: in Resident Evil Requiem, survival isn’t just about skill—it’s about keeping your sanity intact long enough to reach the next save room.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2026 14:29:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Hesitation is defeat...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick bow respectfully, immediately forget that respect mid-fight, and throw themselves headfirst into the merciless world of Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice. Set in a crumbling, blood-soaked version of Sengoku-era Japan, they take on the role of Wolf, a one-armed shinobi bound by duty, honor, and a prosthetic arm packed with far more gadgets than either host is capable of using correctly.</p><br><p>As Ashina teeters on the brink of collapse, Dave and Nick face off against ruthless samurai, terrifying monsters, and bosses who seem specifically designed to crush confidence and friendships. From perfectly timed deflections to deathblows that feel earned through sheer suffering, Sekiro demands focus, patience, and an acceptance that dying is not failure — it’s education. Very painful education.</p><br><p>Will Dave finally break his Soulsborne habit of rolling when the game clearly wants him to stand his ground? How many times will Nick say “okay, I get it now” moments before being obliterated by a lightning-infused sword? And just how many resurrection nodes are too many before the game starts judging you silently?</p><br><p>Expect heated debates about difficulty, accidental stealth disasters, dramatic grappling hook mishaps, and at least one boss fight that completely breaks the episode’s pacing. This is a journey about mastery, stubbornness, and learning when to stay aggressive — and when to accept that the game has absolutely won. Tune in as Critical Arcade learns that in Sekiro, hesitation really is defeat.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick bow respectfully, immediately forget that respect mid-fight, and throw themselves headfirst into the merciless world of Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice. Set in a crumbling, blood-soaked version of Sengoku-era Japan, they take on the role of Wolf, a one-armed shinobi bound by duty, honor, and a prosthetic arm packed with far more gadgets than either host is capable of using correctly.</p><br><p>As Ashina teeters on the brink of collapse, Dave and Nick face off against ruthless samurai, terrifying monsters, and bosses who seem specifically designed to crush confidence and friendships. From perfectly timed deflections to deathblows that feel earned through sheer suffering, Sekiro demands focus, patience, and an acceptance that dying is not failure — it’s education. Very painful education.</p><br><p>Will Dave finally break his Soulsborne habit of rolling when the game clearly wants him to stand his ground? How many times will Nick say “okay, I get it now” moments before being obliterated by a lightning-infused sword? And just how many resurrection nodes are too many before the game starts judging you silently?</p><br><p>Expect heated debates about difficulty, accidental stealth disasters, dramatic grappling hook mishaps, and at least one boss fight that completely breaks the episode’s pacing. This is a journey about mastery, stubbornness, and learning when to stay aggressive — and when to accept that the game has absolutely won. Tune in as Critical Arcade learns that in Sekiro, hesitation really is defeat.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Code Vein II (2026) Hazed and Confused</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2026 20:41:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Anime as hell</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>137</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick once again wake up thirsty, overdesigned, and deeply unsure of what’s happening in the gothic anime apocalypse of Code Vein 2. Thrown back into a dying world of Revenants, blood codes, and coats with more belts than structural integrity, the pair find themselves navigating the aftermath of humanity’s last stand against extinction. Society has fractured, memories are currency, and everyone they meet is either traumatised, mysterious, or moments away from a tragic sacrifice.</p><br><p>As they carve a path through ruined cities, cathedrals, and blood-soaked wastelands, Dave and Nick experiment with expanded blood code systems, new weapon types, and combat that somehow feels faster, meaner, and more anime than ever before. Along the way, they uncover a story steeped in loss, rebirth, and the question Code Vein loves asking most: how much suffering is too much suffering before it loops back around to being cool again?</p><br><p>But it wouldn’t be Critical Arcade without chaos. Can Dave resist spending hours in the character creator just to make someone emotionally devastating? Will Nick finally accept that dodging is mandatory and not “optional flavour”? And how many boss fights will end with one of them yelling “that move is absolute nonsense” while secretly loving every second of it?</p><br><p>Tune in as they drain ichor, befriend companions who are definitely going to die, and roll their way through a sequel that doubles down on style, melodrama, and very large weapons. It’s Code Vein 2 — sharper, sadder, and somehow even more anime than before. 🩸⚔️</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick once again wake up thirsty, overdesigned, and deeply unsure of what’s happening in the gothic anime apocalypse of Code Vein 2. Thrown back into a dying world of Revenants, blood codes, and coats with more belts than structural integrity, the pair find themselves navigating the aftermath of humanity’s last stand against extinction. Society has fractured, memories are currency, and everyone they meet is either traumatised, mysterious, or moments away from a tragic sacrifice.</p><br><p>As they carve a path through ruined cities, cathedrals, and blood-soaked wastelands, Dave and Nick experiment with expanded blood code systems, new weapon types, and combat that somehow feels faster, meaner, and more anime than ever before. Along the way, they uncover a story steeped in loss, rebirth, and the question Code Vein loves asking most: how much suffering is too much suffering before it loops back around to being cool again?</p><br><p>But it wouldn’t be Critical Arcade without chaos. Can Dave resist spending hours in the character creator just to make someone emotionally devastating? Will Nick finally accept that dodging is mandatory and not “optional flavour”? And how many boss fights will end with one of them yelling “that move is absolute nonsense” while secretly loving every second of it?</p><br><p>Tune in as they drain ichor, befriend companions who are definitely going to die, and roll their way through a sequel that doubles down on style, melodrama, and very large weapons. It’s Code Vein 2 — sharper, sadder, and somehow even more anime than before. 🩸⚔️</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Perfect Dark (2000) Nearly Perfect, Absolutely Extra</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2026 09:58:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>GoldenSci-Fi</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>136</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave adjust their sensitivity sliders (and immediately regret it) as they dive deep into the stylish, suspicious, and surprisingly prophetic world of Perfect Dark. Set in the far-flung future of 2023, the game casts them as elite Carrington Institute agent Joanna Dark, a super-spy with a cooler name than everyone else in the building and an arsenal that seems designed by a mad scientist with a grudge against balance.</p><br><p>What starts as a routine corporate espionage job against tech giant dataDyne quickly spirals into a full-blown conspiracy involving rogue AIs, secret government agencies, mind-controlled soldiers, and an interstellar war between alien factions who are way too invested in Earth politics. From sneaking through poorly lit offices and secret labs to escaping flying alien temples and stealing hover bikes, Nick and Dave follow Joanna as she uncovers the truth behind dataDyne’s shady experiments and the alien Skedar, who are absolutely not here to make friends.</p><br><p>Along the way, they’ll wrestle with famously aggressive enemy AI, guards who can hear footsteps through concrete walls, and guns that reload themselves because… the future. Can Dave keep track of the plot once Elvis the Grey Alien becomes a main character? Will Nick ever stop complaining about aiming with a&nbsp;controller while simultaneously insisting it’s "part of the charm"?&nbsp;</p><p>Join them as they unravel conspiracies, praise the soundtrack, curse the difficulty spikes, and ask the important question: was Perfect Dark ahead of its time… or just deeply committed to ruining your evening?</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave adjust their sensitivity sliders (and immediately regret it) as they dive deep into the stylish, suspicious, and surprisingly prophetic world of Perfect Dark. Set in the far-flung future of 2023, the game casts them as elite Carrington Institute agent Joanna Dark, a super-spy with a cooler name than everyone else in the building and an arsenal that seems designed by a mad scientist with a grudge against balance.</p><br><p>What starts as a routine corporate espionage job against tech giant dataDyne quickly spirals into a full-blown conspiracy involving rogue AIs, secret government agencies, mind-controlled soldiers, and an interstellar war between alien factions who are way too invested in Earth politics. From sneaking through poorly lit offices and secret labs to escaping flying alien temples and stealing hover bikes, Nick and Dave follow Joanna as she uncovers the truth behind dataDyne’s shady experiments and the alien Skedar, who are absolutely not here to make friends.</p><br><p>Along the way, they’ll wrestle with famously aggressive enemy AI, guards who can hear footsteps through concrete walls, and guns that reload themselves because… the future. Can Dave keep track of the plot once Elvis the Grey Alien becomes a main character? Will Nick ever stop complaining about aiming with a&nbsp;controller while simultaneously insisting it’s "part of the charm"?&nbsp;</p><p>Join them as they unravel conspiracies, praise the soundtrack, curse the difficulty spikes, and ask the important question: was Perfect Dark ahead of its time… or just deeply committed to ruining your evening?</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Harmony’s Odyssey (2022) Puzzles Over Plot</title>
			<itunes:title>Harmony’s Odyssey (2022) Puzzles Over Plot</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2026 10:07:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>All Vibes, No Quest</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>135</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave drift off into the calm, colourful, and deceptively tricky universe of Harmony’s Odyssey. A puzzle game that looks like a bedtime story but thinks like a logic exam, Harmony’s Odyssey sends them hopping between floating constellations inspired by ancient myths, musical patterns, and cosmic folklore. Each world is a handcrafted diorama where perspective is everything, rules are meant to be bent, and the solution is rarely as simple as it first appears.</p><br><p>As they guide the silent protagonist through starry landscapes and rotating puzzle boxes, Nick and Dave must learn to slow down, observe, and rethink how space itself works. Shapes become pathways, background details turn into solutions, and every new constellation introduces a fresh twist on the game’s core ideas. It’s soothing, it’s clever, and it’s constantly asking them to trust their instincts rather than brute-force an answer.</p><br><p>But beneath the cosy visuals and gentle soundtrack lies a puzzle game that can be quietly ruthless. Will Dave’s patience survive when the solutions feel just out of reach? And how long before Nick breaks the zen atmosphere by confidently declaring he’s solved it—only to be very, very wrong? Tune in as they try to restore harmony to the stars, one brain-melting puzzle at a time.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave drift off into the calm, colourful, and deceptively tricky universe of Harmony’s Odyssey. A puzzle game that looks like a bedtime story but thinks like a logic exam, Harmony’s Odyssey sends them hopping between floating constellations inspired by ancient myths, musical patterns, and cosmic folklore. Each world is a handcrafted diorama where perspective is everything, rules are meant to be bent, and the solution is rarely as simple as it first appears.</p><br><p>As they guide the silent protagonist through starry landscapes and rotating puzzle boxes, Nick and Dave must learn to slow down, observe, and rethink how space itself works. Shapes become pathways, background details turn into solutions, and every new constellation introduces a fresh twist on the game’s core ideas. It’s soothing, it’s clever, and it’s constantly asking them to trust their instincts rather than brute-force an answer.</p><br><p>But beneath the cosy visuals and gentle soundtrack lies a puzzle game that can be quietly ruthless. Will Dave’s patience survive when the solutions feel just out of reach? And how long before Nick breaks the zen atmosphere by confidently declaring he’s solved it—only to be very, very wrong? Tune in as they try to restore harmony to the stars, one brain-melting puzzle at a time.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Fatal Frame (2001) Exposed and Afraid</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2026 06:39:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Photography horror</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>134</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave make the deeply questionable decision to wander into the suffocatingly quiet, deeply cursed world of Fatal Frame, a survival horror series that proves the scariest weapon imaginable is a camera. Set across abandoned mansions, forgotten villages, and ritual sites soaked in tragedy, the duo must rely on the mysterious Camera Obscura to confront vengeful spirits who linger between life and death—and who really, really don’t want their photo taken.</p><br><p>As they peel back layers of grim folklore, failed rituals, and generations of sorrow, Nick and Dave discover that every ghost has a story, and none of them end well. Combat means standing your ground, letting spirits drift uncomfortably close, and snapping photos at the exact right moment for maximum damage—an act that feels deeply wrong when your instincts are screaming to run. Exploration is slow, methodical, and filled with notes, whispers, and environmental details that make every empty hallway feel watched.</p><br><p>Will Dave keep his nerve when the game demands he calmly walk toward the ghost instead of fleeing? How many times will Nick shout “WHY IS IT BEHIND ME?” after turning the camera? And just how long before they start checking corners in real life? Join them as they confront jump scares, creeping dread, and the uniquely Japanese horror that makes Fatal Frame one of the most unsettling survival horror experiences ever made—where the closer you get to the danger, the deadlier (and scarier) it becomes.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave make the deeply questionable decision to wander into the suffocatingly quiet, deeply cursed world of Fatal Frame, a survival horror series that proves the scariest weapon imaginable is a camera. Set across abandoned mansions, forgotten villages, and ritual sites soaked in tragedy, the duo must rely on the mysterious Camera Obscura to confront vengeful spirits who linger between life and death—and who really, really don’t want their photo taken.</p><br><p>As they peel back layers of grim folklore, failed rituals, and generations of sorrow, Nick and Dave discover that every ghost has a story, and none of them end well. Combat means standing your ground, letting spirits drift uncomfortably close, and snapping photos at the exact right moment for maximum damage—an act that feels deeply wrong when your instincts are screaming to run. Exploration is slow, methodical, and filled with notes, whispers, and environmental details that make every empty hallway feel watched.</p><br><p>Will Dave keep his nerve when the game demands he calmly walk toward the ghost instead of fleeing? How many times will Nick shout “WHY IS IT BEHIND ME?” after turning the camera? And just how long before they start checking corners in real life? Join them as they confront jump scares, creeping dread, and the uniquely Japanese horror that makes Fatal Frame one of the most unsettling survival horror experiences ever made—where the closer you get to the danger, the deadlier (and scarier) it becomes.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness (2003) So Dark It Missed The Mark</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2025 19:16:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Spelunking british hot girl</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick dust off their dual pistols, crank up the early-2000s angst, and step into the shadowy, conspiratorial world of Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness—the game that tried to reinvent Lara Croft… and occasionally forgot how legs work in the process.</p><br><p>Fresh off being framed for the murder of her mentor Werner Von Croy, Lara finds herself plunged into the underbelly of Paris. She escapes through rain-soaked streets, dingy back alleys, and the world’s grumpiest cafés while trying to unravel a string of occult murders tied to a secret society known only as the Cabal. Their motives? Mysterious. Their fashion sense? Impeccably leather.</p><br><p>As Lara goes on the run, Dave and Nick try to keep track of all the new “features” this game introduced: morality systems that don’t really matter, stealth segments that no one asked for, and strength upgrades that somehow require Lara to repeatedly push boxes like she’s training for the Olympics. Meanwhile, Nick insists the game’s moody Paris soundtrack is underrated, and Dave keeps asking why every locked door looks like it might actually be a puzzle but… isn’t.</p><br><p>To complicate things further, the boys meet Kurtis Trent, the trench-coat-wearing, telekinesis-dabbling enigma who may or may not be flirting with Lara—or the player, depending on the mood. While Lara chases ancient artifacts tied to the Nephilim, Kurtis does his best to appear cool.</p><br><p>Their journey eventually leads them from grimy nightclubs and abandoned museums to high-security compounds and eerie, centuries-old catacombs. They’ll face mutated monstrosities, secret experiments, and plot twists that feel ripped straight from an early 2000s sci-fi channel marathon.</p><br><p>Find out as Critical Arcade tackles one of the most ambitious, bizarre, and surprisingly charming entries in the Tomb Raider saga—a game that may be flawed but still shines with atmosphere, attitude, and enough early-2000s energy to power a thousand leather jackets.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick dust off their dual pistols, crank up the early-2000s angst, and step into the shadowy, conspiratorial world of Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness—the game that tried to reinvent Lara Croft… and occasionally forgot how legs work in the process.</p><br><p>Fresh off being framed for the murder of her mentor Werner Von Croy, Lara finds herself plunged into the underbelly of Paris. She escapes through rain-soaked streets, dingy back alleys, and the world’s grumpiest cafés while trying to unravel a string of occult murders tied to a secret society known only as the Cabal. Their motives? Mysterious. Their fashion sense? Impeccably leather.</p><br><p>As Lara goes on the run, Dave and Nick try to keep track of all the new “features” this game introduced: morality systems that don’t really matter, stealth segments that no one asked for, and strength upgrades that somehow require Lara to repeatedly push boxes like she’s training for the Olympics. Meanwhile, Nick insists the game’s moody Paris soundtrack is underrated, and Dave keeps asking why every locked door looks like it might actually be a puzzle but… isn’t.</p><br><p>To complicate things further, the boys meet Kurtis Trent, the trench-coat-wearing, telekinesis-dabbling enigma who may or may not be flirting with Lara—or the player, depending on the mood. While Lara chases ancient artifacts tied to the Nephilim, Kurtis does his best to appear cool.</p><br><p>Their journey eventually leads them from grimy nightclubs and abandoned museums to high-security compounds and eerie, centuries-old catacombs. They’ll face mutated monstrosities, secret experiments, and plot twists that feel ripped straight from an early 2000s sci-fi channel marathon.</p><br><p>Find out as Critical Arcade tackles one of the most ambitious, bizarre, and surprisingly charming entries in the Tomb Raider saga—a game that may be flawed but still shines with atmosphere, attitude, and enough early-2000s energy to power a thousand leather jackets.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Samurai Jack: The Shadow of Aku (2004) Jack To The Future</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2025 11:21:09 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick strap on their sandals, grab their gleaming katanas, and dive headfirst into the stylized, time-warped epic that is Samurai Jack: The Shadow of Aku. From the moment the boys hit “Start,” they’re hurled into a world where the future is corrupted, everything has an angular edge, and Aku’s voice echoes like a disappointed dad trying way too hard to sound intimidating.</p><p>Guiding Jack through swarms of beetle drones, lumbering robots, and Aku’s endless parade of weirdly buff minions, our hosts quickly realize that the game is less about slashing and more about deciding which direction they’re supposed to be slashing in.</p><br><p>As Jack travels across dystopian cities, alien-infested swamps, and Aku’s infernal domain, the duo uncovers fragments of Jack’s journey back to the past. The Shadow of Aku looms large over their adventure, manifesting as everything from boss fights to Aku’s signature evil cackle.</p><p>Can Dave and Nick help Jack get one step closer to rewriting his destiny? Will Nick ever master the timing of the jump-slash? And will Dave finally admit that Aku is kind of funny… in a “please stop shouting at me” kind of way?</p><p>Tune in as the boys tackle corrupted futures, ancient destinies, and the eternal struggle of trying to look cool while missing every single combo.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Tails Noir (2021) Noir Gone Wild</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2025 07:40:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Furlock Holmes</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>131</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick dust off their detective hats, light a cigarette under the flickering glow of a neon sign, and step into the rain-soaked, crumbling streets of dystopian Vancouver in Backbone. This isn’t your average pixel-art adventure — it’s a smoky, jazz-drenched neo-noir where everyone’s an animal, the city’s rotting from the inside, and the truth is far more terrifying than it first appears.</p><br><p>Players take on the role of Howard Lotor, a weary raccoon private investigator barely scraping by, whose latest case — finding a missing husband — leads him into a web of corruption, crime, and existential horror. What starts as a simple domestic investigation quickly unravels into a conspiracy involving the city’s oppressive class system, grotesque secrets hidden by its powerful elite, and a mystery that forces Howard to confront his own humanity… or what’s left of it.</p><br><p>As Dave and Nick follow Howard’s trail through smoky jazz bars, shadowy back alleys, and the towering decadence of the rich, they’ll face moral dilemmas and uncomfortable truths. Dave spends half the episode trying to figure out if raccoons can get PTSD, while Nick insists on narrating every line like a 1940s gumshoe. The two debate everything from the meaning of the game’s shocking transformation in its final act to whether or not the raccoon trench coat counts as “drip.”</p><br><p>Will Dave keep his cool as the story descends into surreal, body-horror-infused madness? Can Nick make sense of the game’s philosophical curveball ending — or will he just blame it on “art”? And most importantly, can anyone really find hope in a world built on lies and fur?</p><br><p>Find out as the Critical Arcade crew peel back the layers of Backbone — a haunting, beautifully realized descent into noir, nostalgia, and nihilism that asks not just who we are, but what we’re willing to become.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick dust off their detective hats, light a cigarette under the flickering glow of a neon sign, and step into the rain-soaked, crumbling streets of dystopian Vancouver in Backbone. This isn’t your average pixel-art adventure — it’s a smoky, jazz-drenched neo-noir where everyone’s an animal, the city’s rotting from the inside, and the truth is far more terrifying than it first appears.</p><br><p>Players take on the role of Howard Lotor, a weary raccoon private investigator barely scraping by, whose latest case — finding a missing husband — leads him into a web of corruption, crime, and existential horror. What starts as a simple domestic investigation quickly unravels into a conspiracy involving the city’s oppressive class system, grotesque secrets hidden by its powerful elite, and a mystery that forces Howard to confront his own humanity… or what’s left of it.</p><br><p>As Dave and Nick follow Howard’s trail through smoky jazz bars, shadowy back alleys, and the towering decadence of the rich, they’ll face moral dilemmas and uncomfortable truths. Dave spends half the episode trying to figure out if raccoons can get PTSD, while Nick insists on narrating every line like a 1940s gumshoe. The two debate everything from the meaning of the game’s shocking transformation in its final act to whether or not the raccoon trench coat counts as “drip.”</p><br><p>Will Dave keep his cool as the story descends into surreal, body-horror-infused madness? Can Nick make sense of the game’s philosophical curveball ending — or will he just blame it on “art”? And most importantly, can anyone really find hope in a world built on lies and fur?</p><br><p>Find out as the Critical Arcade crew peel back the layers of Backbone — a haunting, beautifully realized descent into noir, nostalgia, and nihilism that asks not just who we are, but what we’re willing to become.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dragon Quest I & II HD-2D Remake (2025) Echoes of Erdrick]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2025 08:14:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>High fantasy, low pixel count</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>130</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave dust off their swords, shine their armor, and set out on a nostalgic journey through the land of Alefgard in “Dragon Quest I &amp; II Remake.” Square Enix has taken two of the most important JRPGs ever made and given them the full HD-2D treatment—complete with shimmering pixel art, dynamic lighting, and a soundtrack that will make even the slimes tear up a little.</p><br><p>In Dragon Quest I, our brave hosts take on the role of the legendary descendant of Erdrick, tasked with defeating the evil Dragonlord and restoring peace to a world teetering on the edge of ruin. Along the way, they’ll explore charming towns, uncover ancient secrets, and save a princess who’s just a little too comfortable being kidnapped.&nbsp;</p><br><p>Then, as the story seamlessly continues into Dragon Quest II, the stakes—and the party size—grow. Joined by three royal companions, the adventure expands across continents, oceans, and a world haunted by the legacy of the first hero. Monsters get tougher, castles get grander, and Dave’s inventory management skills are tested like never before. Meanwhile, Nick can’t stop humming the battle theme and pretending he’s composing a full orchestra.</p><br><p>Together, they’ll uncover how these two stories intertwine, setting the foundation for decades of RPG storytelling. Will Dave survive the grind without rage-quitting? Will Nick finally admit that “random encounters” are not a personal attack? Tune in as they laugh, strategize, and occasionally cry their way through one of gaming’s most legendary remakes—where every slime defeated brings them one step closer to destiny.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave dust off their swords, shine their armor, and set out on a nostalgic journey through the land of Alefgard in “Dragon Quest I &amp; II Remake.” Square Enix has taken two of the most important JRPGs ever made and given them the full HD-2D treatment—complete with shimmering pixel art, dynamic lighting, and a soundtrack that will make even the slimes tear up a little.</p><br><p>In Dragon Quest I, our brave hosts take on the role of the legendary descendant of Erdrick, tasked with defeating the evil Dragonlord and restoring peace to a world teetering on the edge of ruin. Along the way, they’ll explore charming towns, uncover ancient secrets, and save a princess who’s just a little too comfortable being kidnapped.&nbsp;</p><br><p>Then, as the story seamlessly continues into Dragon Quest II, the stakes—and the party size—grow. Joined by three royal companions, the adventure expands across continents, oceans, and a world haunted by the legacy of the first hero. Monsters get tougher, castles get grander, and Dave’s inventory management skills are tested like never before. Meanwhile, Nick can’t stop humming the battle theme and pretending he’s composing a full orchestra.</p><br><p>Together, they’ll uncover how these two stories intertwine, setting the foundation for decades of RPG storytelling. Will Dave survive the grind without rage-quitting? Will Nick finally admit that “random encounters” are not a personal attack? Tune in as they laugh, strategize, and occasionally cry their way through one of gaming’s most legendary remakes—where every slime defeated brings them one step closer to destiny.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Outer Worlds 2 (2025) Capitalism Just Got Cosmic</title>
			<itunes:title>The Outer Worlds 2 (2025) Capitalism Just Got Cosmic</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2025 08:52:33 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>129</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave blast off to the outer reaches of the galaxy and dive headlong into The Outer Worlds 2 — Obsidian’s long-awaited sequel that promises more satire, more chaos, and even more morally confusing decisions than before. Gone are the familiar worlds of Halcyon; this time, the duo find themselves in a brand-new star system, filled with fresh corporate colonies, sketchy science experiments, and alien ecosystems that probably violate several intergalactic safety codes.</p><p>After awakening from cryosleep (again), the boys are thrown into a sprawling narrative where humanity’s endless ambition for profit has colonized not just the stars, but morality itself. Nick and Dave must navigate the murky politics of megacorporations that sell salvation in subscription bundles, self-aware marketing AIs that think they’re philosophers, and planetary settlers who are just trying to survive between paychecks. As always, they’ll have to make tough calls — save a colony or sell it to the highest bidder? Cure the plague or monetize it? Be a hero, a villain, or just really good at lying about both?</p><p>With every dialogue choice and every overpowered plasma rifle, Nick and Dave will shape the fate of an entire system teetering on the brink of collapse — assuming they can survive its wildlife first. From carnivorous moonslugs to genetically modified chickens with anger issues, danger lurks around every asteroid. Between exploration, firefights, and corporate propaganda jingles that feel uncomfortably catchy, our intrepid hosts will have to decide who to trust in a universe where everyone’s got a brand to protect.</p><p>Will Nick finally build a character who doesn’t immediately dump all their skill points into “Persuade”? Will Dave stop looting everything long enough to follow the main quest? And how many hours will they spend debating whether to side with the rebels, the corporations, or whoever’s offering free snacks this time?</p><p>Tune in as they journey through the satirical, neon-lit chaos of The Outer Worlds 2, where every choice matters, every planet hides a secret, and every ad reminds you that “profit is the path to progress.” In space, no one can hear you scream — but they can absolutely bill you for it.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave blast off to the outer reaches of the galaxy and dive headlong into The Outer Worlds 2 — Obsidian’s long-awaited sequel that promises more satire, more chaos, and even more morally confusing decisions than before. Gone are the familiar worlds of Halcyon; this time, the duo find themselves in a brand-new star system, filled with fresh corporate colonies, sketchy science experiments, and alien ecosystems that probably violate several intergalactic safety codes.</p><p>After awakening from cryosleep (again), the boys are thrown into a sprawling narrative where humanity’s endless ambition for profit has colonized not just the stars, but morality itself. Nick and Dave must navigate the murky politics of megacorporations that sell salvation in subscription bundles, self-aware marketing AIs that think they’re philosophers, and planetary settlers who are just trying to survive between paychecks. As always, they’ll have to make tough calls — save a colony or sell it to the highest bidder? Cure the plague or monetize it? Be a hero, a villain, or just really good at lying about both?</p><p>With every dialogue choice and every overpowered plasma rifle, Nick and Dave will shape the fate of an entire system teetering on the brink of collapse — assuming they can survive its wildlife first. From carnivorous moonslugs to genetically modified chickens with anger issues, danger lurks around every asteroid. Between exploration, firefights, and corporate propaganda jingles that feel uncomfortably catchy, our intrepid hosts will have to decide who to trust in a universe where everyone’s got a brand to protect.</p><p>Will Nick finally build a character who doesn’t immediately dump all their skill points into “Persuade”? Will Dave stop looting everything long enough to follow the main quest? And how many hours will they spend debating whether to side with the rebels, the corporations, or whoever’s offering free snacks this time?</p><p>Tune in as they journey through the satirical, neon-lit chaos of The Outer Worlds 2, where every choice matters, every planet hides a secret, and every ad reminds you that “profit is the path to progress.” In space, no one can hear you scream — but they can absolutely bill you for it.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Ninja Gaiden 4 (2025) Being A Ninja Never Gets Old</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2025 20:28:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Cyberpunk Shinobi</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>128</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave dive headfirst into the relentless chaos of Ninja Gaiden 4 — a game that doesn’t just test your reflexes, it punishes your mistakes. This time Ryu is out and Yakumo, a skilled ninja of the Raven Clan, takes the hot seat. Sounds like a Tuesday for a Super Ninja.</p><br><p>Armed with his ever-growing arsenal, new Bloodraven powers, and enough wall-running stamina to make Spider-Man jealous, Yakumo sets out to kill a priestess of the Dark Dragon, but instead, this quickly turns into a mission to escort her to a handful of magic seals in an effort to really kill the Dark Dragon for good this time.</p><p>Between the two of them, they discover just how far the series has evolved — faster combat, cinematic flair, and a difficulty curve sharper than Yakumo's blade.</p><br><p>Will Nick finally perfect his ultimate combo, or will his controller meet an untimely end against the coffee table? And can Dave tune out the giggling teen inside his head when a girl is on the screen? Tune in as the guys battle through the beautiful brutality of Ninja Gaiden 4 — a game where only the sharp survive.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave dive headfirst into the relentless chaos of Ninja Gaiden 4 — a game that doesn’t just test your reflexes, it punishes your mistakes. This time Ryu is out and Yakumo, a skilled ninja of the Raven Clan, takes the hot seat. Sounds like a Tuesday for a Super Ninja.</p><br><p>Armed with his ever-growing arsenal, new Bloodraven powers, and enough wall-running stamina to make Spider-Man jealous, Yakumo sets out to kill a priestess of the Dark Dragon, but instead, this quickly turns into a mission to escort her to a handful of magic seals in an effort to really kill the Dark Dragon for good this time.</p><p>Between the two of them, they discover just how far the series has evolved — faster combat, cinematic flair, and a difficulty curve sharper than Yakumo's blade.</p><br><p>Will Nick finally perfect his ultimate combo, or will his controller meet an untimely end against the coffee table? And can Dave tune out the giggling teen inside his head when a girl is on the screen? Tune in as the guys battle through the beautiful brutality of Ninja Gaiden 4 — a game where only the sharp survive.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Journey (2012) Sand, Sound, and Soul</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2025 06:32:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>A living painting</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>127</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick set aside their usual chaos and step into something far more serene — Journey, the meditative, wordless adventure from thatgamecompany. Gone are the guns, gadgets, and dialogue trees. Instead, they don flowing red robes, a magical scarf, and head off into the endless desert toward a distant, glowing mountain that seems to call to them from across time itself.</p><br><p>As they slide gracefully down golden dunes, leap across crumbling ruins, and soar through ancient halls bathed in light, the pair begin to uncover fragments of a fallen civilization — and maybe even a bit about themselves. Along the way, they might encounter another silent traveler: a mysterious figure who could be a friend, a guide, or simply another soul on their own path. No words, no usernames, no voice chat — just connection through movement, music, and the occasional joyful chirp.</p><br><p>But will Dave manage to stay quiet long enough to appreciate the moment, or will he start demanding a jetpack upgrade? And can Nick resist the urge to interpret every glowing mural like he’s on a conspiracy podcast? Join them as they float, sing, and occasionally get lost in the sands of Journey, where the destination may be the mountain, but the real adventure lies in how you get there — and who you share it with.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick set aside their usual chaos and step into something far more serene — Journey, the meditative, wordless adventure from thatgamecompany. Gone are the guns, gadgets, and dialogue trees. Instead, they don flowing red robes, a magical scarf, and head off into the endless desert toward a distant, glowing mountain that seems to call to them from across time itself.</p><br><p>As they slide gracefully down golden dunes, leap across crumbling ruins, and soar through ancient halls bathed in light, the pair begin to uncover fragments of a fallen civilization — and maybe even a bit about themselves. Along the way, they might encounter another silent traveler: a mysterious figure who could be a friend, a guide, or simply another soul on their own path. No words, no usernames, no voice chat — just connection through movement, music, and the occasional joyful chirp.</p><br><p>But will Dave manage to stay quiet long enough to appreciate the moment, or will he start demanding a jetpack upgrade? And can Nick resist the urge to interpret every glowing mural like he’s on a conspiracy podcast? Join them as they float, sing, and occasionally get lost in the sands of Journey, where the destination may be the mountain, but the real adventure lies in how you get there — and who you share it with.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Digimon Story: Time Stranger (2025) It's Finally Digivolving!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Digimon Story: Time Stranger (2025) It's Finally Digivolving!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2025 06:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Step aside, Pokémon</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>126</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick jack into the grid and find themselves in the glitchy, time-twisting world of Digimon Story: Time Stranger. What was supposed to be a casual dive into cyberspace quickly spirals into a full-blown temporal disaster when a mysterious program tears through the world, merging past, present, and future into one big, corrupted mess.</p><p>Our intrepid hosts are dropped into the shoes of a really bad Secret Agent caught in the middle of this digital apocalypse, armed only with their starter Digimon. Together, they must unravel the story of Chronomon, a Digimon who claims to protect the flow of time itself but who met an untimely end at the hands of the Titans. As they travel through different zones of the Digital World — from the bustling hub town of Iliad to the tranquil underwater vibe of the Abyss — Dave and Nick must battle corrupted Digimon, restore lost memories, and unravel the secret behind the Chronomon before reality resets itself like a crashed emulator.</p><br><p>Will Dave finally learn the difference between “Data”, “Virus” and "Vaccine"? Will Nick ever stop using the phrase “timey-wimey” during serious cutscenes? And most importantly, can the two of them survive long enough to stop a cosmic reboot that threatens both the human and digital realms?</p><br><p>Grab your Digivice, back up your save file, and prepare for paradoxes, plot twists, and more emotional Digivolutions than you can handle — it’s Digimon Story: Time Stranger, and time itself is on the line.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick jack into the grid and find themselves in the glitchy, time-twisting world of Digimon Story: Time Stranger. What was supposed to be a casual dive into cyberspace quickly spirals into a full-blown temporal disaster when a mysterious program tears through the world, merging past, present, and future into one big, corrupted mess.</p><p>Our intrepid hosts are dropped into the shoes of a really bad Secret Agent caught in the middle of this digital apocalypse, armed only with their starter Digimon. Together, they must unravel the story of Chronomon, a Digimon who claims to protect the flow of time itself but who met an untimely end at the hands of the Titans. As they travel through different zones of the Digital World — from the bustling hub town of Iliad to the tranquil underwater vibe of the Abyss — Dave and Nick must battle corrupted Digimon, restore lost memories, and unravel the secret behind the Chronomon before reality resets itself like a crashed emulator.</p><br><p>Will Dave finally learn the difference between “Data”, “Virus” and "Vaccine"? Will Nick ever stop using the phrase “timey-wimey” during serious cutscenes? And most importantly, can the two of them survive long enough to stop a cosmic reboot that threatens both the human and digital realms?</p><br><p>Grab your Digivice, back up your save file, and prepare for paradoxes, plot twists, and more emotional Digivolutions than you can handle — it’s Digimon Story: Time Stranger, and time itself is on the line.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Amnesia: Rebirth (2020) Stay Away From The Desert </title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2025 08:36:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Pregnancy? Horrifying</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>125</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick stumble out of the safety of daylight and into the suffocating terror of Amnesia: Rebirth, Frictional Games’ 2020 return to psychological horror. Set in the vast, sun-scorched deserts of Algeria, this isn’t your average vacation. Taking control of Tasi Trianon, the duo must piece together a shattered memory, survive ancient ruins, and avoid the monstrous creatures lurking just beyond the flicker of their lantern.</p><br><p>But light is a luxury in this nightmare. As the shadows close in, Tasi’s sanity begins to unravel — and so do Dave and Nick’s. Dave desperately clings to his last match while Nick insists that sprinting blindly through the dark is a viable strategy. Between heart-stopping chases, cryptic alien technology, and moral choices that would make even a philosopher sweat, the pair must uncover the truth behind Tasi’s mysterious condition and the haunting events that brought her here.</p><br><p>Can Dave overcome his crippling fear of low-light environments? Will Nick finally learn that looking directly at monsters is a terrible idea? And just how many times can two grown men scream over a baby monitor before it becomes comedy instead of horror?</p><br><p>Join the Critical Arcade crew as they try to keep their wits (and their pants) intact in a journey that proves in Amnesia: Rebirth, fear isn’t just in the dark… it is the dark.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick stumble out of the safety of daylight and into the suffocating terror of Amnesia: Rebirth, Frictional Games’ 2020 return to psychological horror. Set in the vast, sun-scorched deserts of Algeria, this isn’t your average vacation. Taking control of Tasi Trianon, the duo must piece together a shattered memory, survive ancient ruins, and avoid the monstrous creatures lurking just beyond the flicker of their lantern.</p><br><p>But light is a luxury in this nightmare. As the shadows close in, Tasi’s sanity begins to unravel — and so do Dave and Nick’s. Dave desperately clings to his last match while Nick insists that sprinting blindly through the dark is a viable strategy. Between heart-stopping chases, cryptic alien technology, and moral choices that would make even a philosopher sweat, the pair must uncover the truth behind Tasi’s mysterious condition and the haunting events that brought her here.</p><br><p>Can Dave overcome his crippling fear of low-light environments? Will Nick finally learn that looking directly at monsters is a terrible idea? And just how many times can two grown men scream over a baby monitor before it becomes comedy instead of horror?</p><br><p>Join the Critical Arcade crew as they try to keep their wits (and their pants) intact in a journey that proves in Amnesia: Rebirth, fear isn’t just in the dark… it is the dark.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Plants vs Zombies (2009) Lawn Of The Dead</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2025 20:23:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Sautéed Brains</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick swap out shotguns and swords for watering cans and fertilizer as they take on the quirky, strategic chaos of Plants vs Zombies. Released in 2009, this tower defense classic turns your backyard into the frontline of the undead apocalypse, where survival depends less on firepower and more on creative landscaping. The duo must carefully balance planting sunflowers for resources while deploying an army of quirky plants—from pea shooters and wall-nuts to potato mines and cherry bombs—all in an effort to keep the relentless zombie horde from breaking through their defenses.</p><br><p>But these aren’t your run-of-the-mill zombies. No, these shambling invaders come equipped with screen doors, buckets, pogo sticks, and even dolphin mounts to make things extra weird. And just when Dave thinks he’s finally got the strategy nailed down, a disco-dancing zombie arrives with a backup crew of backup dancers, throwing the entire plan into disarray.</p><br><p>Between frantic lawn management, resource juggling, and screaming when a Gargantuar shows up uninvited, the question remains: can Nick keep his cool long enough to master the rhythm of the game, or will his entire backyard end up overrun? And will Dave ever stop laughing at the fact that his “ultimate defensive strategy” involves nothing but a solid row of spud Walnuts? Tune in as the guys discover that sometimes, the line between gardening and warfare is just a little too thin… especially when your opponent is already dead.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick swap out shotguns and swords for watering cans and fertilizer as they take on the quirky, strategic chaos of Plants vs Zombies. Released in 2009, this tower defense classic turns your backyard into the frontline of the undead apocalypse, where survival depends less on firepower and more on creative landscaping. The duo must carefully balance planting sunflowers for resources while deploying an army of quirky plants—from pea shooters and wall-nuts to potato mines and cherry bombs—all in an effort to keep the relentless zombie horde from breaking through their defenses.</p><br><p>But these aren’t your run-of-the-mill zombies. No, these shambling invaders come equipped with screen doors, buckets, pogo sticks, and even dolphin mounts to make things extra weird. And just when Dave thinks he’s finally got the strategy nailed down, a disco-dancing zombie arrives with a backup crew of backup dancers, throwing the entire plan into disarray.</p><br><p>Between frantic lawn management, resource juggling, and screaming when a Gargantuar shows up uninvited, the question remains: can Nick keep his cool long enough to master the rhythm of the game, or will his entire backyard end up overrun? And will Dave ever stop laughing at the fact that his “ultimate defensive strategy” involves nothing but a solid row of spud Walnuts? Tune in as the guys discover that sometimes, the line between gardening and warfare is just a little too thin… especially when your opponent is already dead.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Borderlands 4 (2025) Vault Hunting Is Back!</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2025 20:43:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Retcon Ava</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>123</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick lock, load, and launch themselves back into the loot-splattered insanity of Borderlands 4. Once again, the galaxy is on the brink of chaos, and naturally, the only two people crazy enough to handle it are our lovable vault-hunting duo. With a whole new planet to explore, filled to the brim with outlaws, synthetic robot followers, and creatures that look like someone has glued together spare parts from five different animals, Dave and Nick are in for a wild ride. Armed with an arsenal of procedurally generated weapons (seriously, who needs a gun that shoots smaller guns that then explode into even smaller guns?), they’ll blast, loot, and wisecrack their way through wave after wave of enemies to get their hands on the treasures in the Vault. Will Dave remember everybody's names? And will Nick ever stop getting trash from fishing?<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick lock, load, and launch themselves back into the loot-splattered insanity of Borderlands 4. Once again, the galaxy is on the brink of chaos, and naturally, the only two people crazy enough to handle it are our lovable vault-hunting duo. With a whole new planet to explore, filled to the brim with outlaws, synthetic robot followers, and creatures that look like someone has glued together spare parts from five different animals, Dave and Nick are in for a wild ride. Armed with an arsenal of procedurally generated weapons (seriously, who needs a gun that shoots smaller guns that then explode into even smaller guns?), they’ll blast, loot, and wisecrack their way through wave after wave of enemies to get their hands on the treasures in the Vault. Will Dave remember everybody's names? And will Nick ever stop getting trash from fishing?<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Hell Is Us (2025) Clues and Calamity</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2025 21:30:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Hands, Unheld</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>122</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick step into the desolate, war-torn world of Hell is Us. Set in a country ripped apart by years of civil strife and buried secrets, the game forces them to navigate a landscape where danger comes from both sides of the battlefield: hostile soldiers with guns and terrifying supernatural abominations with… well, whatever those fleshy nightmare appendages are supposed to be. With no map markers, no glowing quest logs, and no convenient “go here” arrows, every direction could lead to either salvation or something that wants to chew their faces off.</p><br><p>In their search for truth, Dave and Nick must wield nothing more than a glowing arsenal that feels straight out of a heavy metal album cover and a drone that somehow manages to be both extremely useful and completely annoying at the same time. As they delve deeper into the ruins of a forgotten society, they’ll uncover the haunting scars of war and the chilling reality of what happens when humanity’s darkest impulses manifest as living horrors.</p><br><p>Will Dave finally learn to stop scaring himself by triggering combat music when nothing’s there? And will Nick ever get over the fact that you can’t just talk your way out of being eaten by a monster?</p><br><p>One thing’s for certain: in Hell is Us, there are no easy answers, no clear paths, and no safety nets. Just two guys, a haunted country, and way too many things lurking in the shadows.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick step into the desolate, war-torn world of Hell is Us. Set in a country ripped apart by years of civil strife and buried secrets, the game forces them to navigate a landscape where danger comes from both sides of the battlefield: hostile soldiers with guns and terrifying supernatural abominations with… well, whatever those fleshy nightmare appendages are supposed to be. With no map markers, no glowing quest logs, and no convenient “go here” arrows, every direction could lead to either salvation or something that wants to chew their faces off.</p><br><p>In their search for truth, Dave and Nick must wield nothing more than a glowing arsenal that feels straight out of a heavy metal album cover and a drone that somehow manages to be both extremely useful and completely annoying at the same time. As they delve deeper into the ruins of a forgotten society, they’ll uncover the haunting scars of war and the chilling reality of what happens when humanity’s darkest impulses manifest as living horrors.</p><br><p>Will Dave finally learn to stop scaring himself by triggering combat music when nothing’s there? And will Nick ever get over the fact that you can’t just talk your way out of being eaten by a monster?</p><br><p>One thing’s for certain: in Hell is Us, there are no easy answers, no clear paths, and no safety nets. Just two guys, a haunted country, and way too many things lurking in the shadows.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Lost Soul Aside (2025) Lost, Found, and Put Aside</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2025 20:47:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Yes and no</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>121</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave finally get their hands on Lost Soul Aside, the game that spent longer in development than Dave did in college. They step into the boots of Kaser, a moody anime protagonist with more hair gel than common sense, and his wise-cracking dragon symbiote, Arena, who never misses an opportunity to roast his host. Together, they’ll stylishly hack, slash, and combo their way through enemies faster than Nick can say “Wait, which button dodges again?”</p><br><p>As the particle effects blind Dave mid-fight, Nick tries to piece together the story, which may or may not involve ancient wars, corrupted armies, and at least one villain who looks like they shop exclusively at the “Final Boss Emporium.” Will Nick survive the sensory overload without mistaking his health bar for his Wi-Fi signal? And how many times will Dave compare every over-the-top cutscene to an anime he swears “you just haven’t seen yet, but totally should”?</p><br><p>With Arena’s snark stealing the spotlight and more flashy combos than either host can realistically pull off, Nick and Dave will find out whether Lost Soul Aside is a glorious action RPG masterpiece or just a very expensive excuse to make your console sound like it’s about to take flight.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave finally get their hands on Lost Soul Aside, the game that spent longer in development than Dave did in college. They step into the boots of Kaser, a moody anime protagonist with more hair gel than common sense, and his wise-cracking dragon symbiote, Arena, who never misses an opportunity to roast his host. Together, they’ll stylishly hack, slash, and combo their way through enemies faster than Nick can say “Wait, which button dodges again?”</p><br><p>As the particle effects blind Dave mid-fight, Nick tries to piece together the story, which may or may not involve ancient wars, corrupted armies, and at least one villain who looks like they shop exclusively at the “Final Boss Emporium.” Will Nick survive the sensory overload without mistaking his health bar for his Wi-Fi signal? And how many times will Dave compare every over-the-top cutscene to an anime he swears “you just haven’t seen yet, but totally should”?</p><br><p>With Arena’s snark stealing the spotlight and more flashy combos than either host can realistically pull off, Nick and Dave will find out whether Lost Soul Aside is a glorious action RPG masterpiece or just a very expensive excuse to make your console sound like it’s about to take flight.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Gears of War Reloaded (2025) Revamped and Revved Up</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2025 20:39:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Macho Men vs Macho Aliens</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>120</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick lock and load as they stomp into the gritty, blood-soaked battlefields of Gears of War Reloaded. Humanity is on its last legs, cornered and desperate, after the ground splits open and unleashes the monstrous Locust Horde. Enter Marcus Fenix: soldier, survivor, and a man who probably only smiles when he’s chainsawing aliens in half. Alongside his brothers-in-arms—Dom, Cole Train, and Baird—the squad must battle through crumbling cities, abandoned ruins, and underground warrens to try and turn the tide of a seemingly endless war.</p><br><p>But it’s not all just shooting and shouting. Gears of War Reloaded drags Dave and Nick into a world of tight cover mechanics, heart-pounding set pieces, and a story that blends grim determination with just enough over-the-top action movie vibes to keep things fun. Will Dave manage to stay cool under the pressure of endless waves of Locust drones, or will he spend most of the mission hugging cover like it’s his long-lost best friend? Will Nick resist the urge to test out the chainsaw bayonet on literally everything that moves—or doesn’t move? And when the Berserker comes charging through the walls, which one of them is going to scream first?</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick lock and load as they stomp into the gritty, blood-soaked battlefields of Gears of War Reloaded. Humanity is on its last legs, cornered and desperate, after the ground splits open and unleashes the monstrous Locust Horde. Enter Marcus Fenix: soldier, survivor, and a man who probably only smiles when he’s chainsawing aliens in half. Alongside his brothers-in-arms—Dom, Cole Train, and Baird—the squad must battle through crumbling cities, abandoned ruins, and underground warrens to try and turn the tide of a seemingly endless war.</p><br><p>But it’s not all just shooting and shouting. Gears of War Reloaded drags Dave and Nick into a world of tight cover mechanics, heart-pounding set pieces, and a story that blends grim determination with just enough over-the-top action movie vibes to keep things fun. Will Dave manage to stay cool under the pressure of endless waves of Locust drones, or will he spend most of the mission hugging cover like it’s his long-lost best friend? Will Nick resist the urge to test out the chainsaw bayonet on literally everything that moves—or doesn’t move? And when the Berserker comes charging through the walls, which one of them is going to scream first?</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Signalis (2022) Dreams of Flesh and Circuitry</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2025 20:37:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>I, Cyborg</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>119</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave stumble into the fractured, nightmarish depths of Signalis. Released in 2022, this indie survival horror blends the pixelated charm of the PS1 era with a surreal, haunting atmosphere straight out of a fever dream. Players take on the role of Elster, a Replika technician on a desperate search for her missing partner, wandering through abandoned mining facilities, derelict research stations, and corridors that never seem to end where they began. Along the way, Dave and Nick must sift through cryptic notes, grotesque enemies, and puzzles that seem specifically designed to break their sanity.</p><br><p>But it’s not just the monsters they’ll have to face — the game is dripping with layers of psychological horror, cosmic dread, and a story that refuses to hand over easy answers. Will Dave manage to piece together the tangled threads of memory, myth, and mechanical identity without his brain leaking out his ears? Can Nick keep calm when the radio static kicks in and a shambling horror lurches out of the darkness? Or will they both end up lying on the floor, staring at the ceiling, muttering about “the moon and the eye” until someone checks in on them?</p><br><p>Expect nervous laughter, questionable survival instincts, and a whole lot of “Wait… what just happened?” as Nick and Dave try to survive not just the monsters of Signalis, but the crushing existential weight of the unknown.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave stumble into the fractured, nightmarish depths of Signalis. Released in 2022, this indie survival horror blends the pixelated charm of the PS1 era with a surreal, haunting atmosphere straight out of a fever dream. Players take on the role of Elster, a Replika technician on a desperate search for her missing partner, wandering through abandoned mining facilities, derelict research stations, and corridors that never seem to end where they began. Along the way, Dave and Nick must sift through cryptic notes, grotesque enemies, and puzzles that seem specifically designed to break their sanity.</p><br><p>But it’s not just the monsters they’ll have to face — the game is dripping with layers of psychological horror, cosmic dread, and a story that refuses to hand over easy answers. Will Dave manage to piece together the tangled threads of memory, myth, and mechanical identity without his brain leaking out his ears? Can Nick keep calm when the radio static kicks in and a shambling horror lurches out of the darkness? Or will they both end up lying on the floor, staring at the ceiling, muttering about “the moon and the eye” until someone checks in on them?</p><br><p>Expect nervous laughter, questionable survival instincts, and a whole lot of “Wait… what just happened?” as Nick and Dave try to survive not just the monsters of Signalis, but the crushing existential weight of the unknown.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mafia: The Old Country (2025) Vows & Vendettas]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Mafia: The Old Country (2025) Vows & Vendettas]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2025 21:46:53 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Family goes way back</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>118</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave must grab their pocket knives, practice their Sicilian and pour themselves a glass on wine because they are taking on the role of Enzo Favara, an escapee of the Sicilian sulphur mines who trespasses onto the lands of Don Bernardo Torrisi the head of the local Mafia and a man who values trust above all else. Their lives become entwined with forbidden love, horrific betrayal, and family values that rival the great Dominic Toretto. Can Nick stop saying everything in the style of Sicilian Vampire? And can Dave stop drifting around corners and actually finish the game? With a game dripping with atmosphere and narrative that grabs you by the moustache, does this game live up to its predecessors?<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave must grab their pocket knives, practice their Sicilian and pour themselves a glass on wine because they are taking on the role of Enzo Favara, an escapee of the Sicilian sulphur mines who trespasses onto the lands of Don Bernardo Torrisi the head of the local Mafia and a man who values trust above all else. Their lives become entwined with forbidden love, horrific betrayal, and family values that rival the great Dominic Toretto. Can Nick stop saying everything in the style of Sicilian Vampire? And can Dave stop drifting around corners and actually finish the game? With a game dripping with atmosphere and narrative that grabs you by the moustache, does this game live up to its predecessors?<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>PaRappa the Rapper (1997) You Gotta Believe!</title>
			<itunes:title>PaRappa the Rapper (1997) You Gotta Believe!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2025 20:20:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Wrapper Rapper</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>117</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick dust off their PS1 nostalgia goggles and dive headfirst into the wonderfully weird and rhythmically chaotic world of PaRappa the Rapper. Released in 1996, this cult classic rhythm game has players rapping their way through everything from martial arts lessons to cake-baking catastrophes—all in the name of love. Our hero, PaRappa, may be made of paper, but his heart is all in, and so are our hosts... kind of.</p><br><p>Join Dave and Nick as they try to help PaRappa win the affections of the sunflower-haired Sunny Funny by proving he can drive, cook, and hold his own in a freestyle battle with a moose in a bathroom line. (Yes, really.) Along the way, they’ll meet an unforgettable cast of characters including the wise and aggressive Chop Chop Master Onion, the laid-back moose, Instructor Mooselini, and the hilariously unhinged Master Baker Cheap Cheap.</p><p>But not everything goes smoothly. Dave struggles to stay on beat and ends up rapping like a confused metronome, while Nick becomes dangerously obsessed with the flea market level and refuses to stop quoting it at every opportunity. Can they both “kick, punch” their way into the coveted "Cool" rating, or will they end up hopelessly stuck in “Awful” territory, forever doomed to repeat verses with zero swag?</p><br><p>From its infectious soundtrack to its bold, cut-out animation style, PaRappa the Rapper is a quirky reminder of a time when video games were allowed to be unapologetically weird—and our hosts wouldn’t have it any other way. So grab your beanie, warm up your vocal cords, and remember: you gotta believe!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick dust off their PS1 nostalgia goggles and dive headfirst into the wonderfully weird and rhythmically chaotic world of PaRappa the Rapper. Released in 1996, this cult classic rhythm game has players rapping their way through everything from martial arts lessons to cake-baking catastrophes—all in the name of love. Our hero, PaRappa, may be made of paper, but his heart is all in, and so are our hosts... kind of.</p><br><p>Join Dave and Nick as they try to help PaRappa win the affections of the sunflower-haired Sunny Funny by proving he can drive, cook, and hold his own in a freestyle battle with a moose in a bathroom line. (Yes, really.) Along the way, they’ll meet an unforgettable cast of characters including the wise and aggressive Chop Chop Master Onion, the laid-back moose, Instructor Mooselini, and the hilariously unhinged Master Baker Cheap Cheap.</p><p>But not everything goes smoothly. Dave struggles to stay on beat and ends up rapping like a confused metronome, while Nick becomes dangerously obsessed with the flea market level and refuses to stop quoting it at every opportunity. Can they both “kick, punch” their way into the coveted "Cool" rating, or will they end up hopelessly stuck in “Awful” territory, forever doomed to repeat verses with zero swag?</p><br><p>From its infectious soundtrack to its bold, cut-out animation style, PaRappa the Rapper is a quirky reminder of a time when video games were allowed to be unapologetically weird—and our hosts wouldn’t have it any other way. So grab your beanie, warm up your vocal cords, and remember: you gotta believe!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (1997) Blood, Bats & Bitmaps]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (1997) Blood, Bats & Bitmaps]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2025 13:58:27 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>1:13:34</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Pixel Count Dracula</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
			<itunes:episode>116</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave don their finest velvet cloaks, pack an unreasonable number of throwing axes, and descend into the shadowy halls of Dracula’s castle in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. Released in 1997, this genre-defining Metroidvania dropped players into a haunting, labyrinthine fortress as Alucard—Dracula’s half-human, half-vampire son who’s way too cool to run and instead dramatically glides everywhere he goes.</p><br><p>As they explore the eerie corridors of the castle, they’ll face off against possessed suits of armor, bone dragons, cursed books, and whatever the hell a Scylla Wyrm is. Armed with swords, spells, and a voice performance that can only be described as “nobly confused,” Dave and Nick will attempt to piece together the bizarre plot, unlock secret passageways, and probably argue about whether the inverted castle is brilliant game design or the work of a sadist.</p><br><p>Will Nick finally admit he’s completely lost without a walkthrough? Can Dave go five minutes without turning into a wolf by accident? And what exactly is a man, anyway—just a miserable little pile of secrets, or something more?</p><br><p>Tune in as the boys dive fang-first into one of gaming’s most stylish, spooky, and iconic adventures. Just don’t forget to bring a library card—this castle has a lot of reading.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave don their finest velvet cloaks, pack an unreasonable number of throwing axes, and descend into the shadowy halls of Dracula’s castle in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. Released in 1997, this genre-defining Metroidvania dropped players into a haunting, labyrinthine fortress as Alucard—Dracula’s half-human, half-vampire son who’s way too cool to run and instead dramatically glides everywhere he goes.</p><br><p>As they explore the eerie corridors of the castle, they’ll face off against possessed suits of armor, bone dragons, cursed books, and whatever the hell a Scylla Wyrm is. Armed with swords, spells, and a voice performance that can only be described as “nobly confused,” Dave and Nick will attempt to piece together the bizarre plot, unlock secret passageways, and probably argue about whether the inverted castle is brilliant game design or the work of a sadist.</p><br><p>Will Nick finally admit he’s completely lost without a walkthrough? Can Dave go five minutes without turning into a wolf by accident? And what exactly is a man, anyway—just a miserable little pile of secrets, or something more?</p><br><p>Tune in as the boys dive fang-first into one of gaming’s most stylish, spooky, and iconic adventures. Just don’t forget to bring a library card—this castle has a lot of reading.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Bomb Rush Cyberfunk (2023) Spray. Skate. Survive.</title>
			<itunes:title>Bomb Rush Cyberfunk (2023) Spray. Skate. Survive.</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2025 08:53:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>58:55</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Jet Set Video</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>115</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick slip into their cyber-sneakers, juice up their Boost Packs, and plunge headfirst into the gravity-defying, tag-spraying, rhythm-blasting world of Bomb Rush Cyberfunk. Set in the vibrant, cel-shaded sprawl of New Amsterdam, this spiritual successor to Jet Set Radio throws our duo into a chaotic turf war between graffiti crews, corrupt cops, and one seriously shady megacorp. With style as their weapon and music as their heartbeat, they’ll race across rooftops, grind rails, and wall-run their way through rival territory — all while trying to uncover the truth behind the mysterious events surrounding the death of Red’s original head… yes, actual head.</p><br><p>As they recruit new crew members, tag over enemy graffiti, and unlock secret parts of the city, the stakes start to rise — not just in the game, but in their ability to remember which button does what.</p><br><p>Will Nick finally land that combo after 27 failed attempts? Can Dave figure out how to manual without launching himself into traffic?&nbsp;</p><p>Strap in, turn the volume way up, and join the boys as they bring the funk, defy the law of gravity (and common sense), and ride the rails of rebellion in this high-octane, paint-splattered journey through one of the most stylish games in recent times.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick slip into their cyber-sneakers, juice up their Boost Packs, and plunge headfirst into the gravity-defying, tag-spraying, rhythm-blasting world of Bomb Rush Cyberfunk. Set in the vibrant, cel-shaded sprawl of New Amsterdam, this spiritual successor to Jet Set Radio throws our duo into a chaotic turf war between graffiti crews, corrupt cops, and one seriously shady megacorp. With style as their weapon and music as their heartbeat, they’ll race across rooftops, grind rails, and wall-run their way through rival territory — all while trying to uncover the truth behind the mysterious events surrounding the death of Red’s original head… yes, actual head.</p><br><p>As they recruit new crew members, tag over enemy graffiti, and unlock secret parts of the city, the stakes start to rise — not just in the game, but in their ability to remember which button does what.</p><br><p>Will Nick finally land that combo after 27 failed attempts? Can Dave figure out how to manual without launching himself into traffic?&nbsp;</p><p>Strap in, turn the volume way up, and join the boys as they bring the funk, defy the law of gravity (and common sense), and ride the rails of rebellion in this high-octane, paint-splattered journey through one of the most stylish games in recent times.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Death Stranding 2: On the Beach (2025) Beached Things and Broken Heartstrings</title>
			<itunes:title>Death Stranding 2: On the Beach (2025) Beached Things and Broken Heartstrings</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2025 21:05:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Son of a Beach</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>114</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave reunite with their favorite melancholic porter in Death Stranding 2: On the Beach, Hideo Kojima’s latest delivery of mind-bending narrative, cinematic excess, and very, very complicated backpacks. The world is still broken, the skies are still crying, and now—somehow—the ocean is even weirder. Sam Porter Bridges is back, but this time he’s not just delivering packages. He’s confronting haunting truths from his past, unraveling mysterious threads about Higgs’ return, and leading a new crew on a mission that may determine the fate of both the living and the dead.&nbsp;</p><p>As they trek through deserts of bone, cities of light, and beaches that stretch into other dimensions, the boys grapple with questions like: Why is everyone bleeding from the eyes?&nbsp;And is it possible to cry this much and still have fun?</p><p>So load up your cargo, chug a can of Timefall Porter, and tune in as Dave and Nick attempt to decipher Death Stranding 2—one haunting song, terrifying handprint, and existential whale at a time. This isn’t just a sequel. It’s a vibe.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave reunite with their favorite melancholic porter in Death Stranding 2: On the Beach, Hideo Kojima’s latest delivery of mind-bending narrative, cinematic excess, and very, very complicated backpacks. The world is still broken, the skies are still crying, and now—somehow—the ocean is even weirder. Sam Porter Bridges is back, but this time he’s not just delivering packages. He’s confronting haunting truths from his past, unraveling mysterious threads about Higgs’ return, and leading a new crew on a mission that may determine the fate of both the living and the dead.&nbsp;</p><p>As they trek through deserts of bone, cities of light, and beaches that stretch into other dimensions, the boys grapple with questions like: Why is everyone bleeding from the eyes?&nbsp;And is it possible to cry this much and still have fun?</p><p>So load up your cargo, chug a can of Timefall Porter, and tune in as Dave and Nick attempt to decipher Death Stranding 2—one haunting song, terrifying handprint, and existential whale at a time. This isn’t just a sequel. It’s a vibe.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>FBC: Firebreak (2025) Burns Up and Fizzles Out</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2025 20:33:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>It needs some Remedy</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
			<itunes:episode>113</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick must strap on their badass welding masks, sign NDA papers, and grab the biggest squirt gun they can find because they are jumping into the shoes of the FBC's first responders. Tasked with keeping the endless paranormal threats under control and its never-ending deluge of spontaneous fires, overwhelming Post-it Notes, and aggressively growing pink stuff (we think it might be bubblegum). Will Dave go mad shooting yellow squares of paper? And will Nick find out why Sony doesn't want him to matchmake with someone?<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick must strap on their badass welding masks, sign NDA papers, and grab the biggest squirt gun they can find because they are jumping into the shoes of the FBC's first responders. Tasked with keeping the endless paranormal threats under control and its never-ending deluge of spontaneous fires, overwhelming Post-it Notes, and aggressively growing pink stuff (we think it might be bubblegum). Will Dave go mad shooting yellow squares of paper? And will Nick find out why Sony doesn't want him to matchmake with someone?<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Indivisible (2019) Mind, Body and Metroidvania</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2025 20:51:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Hand-drawn whimsy</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
			<itunes:episode>112</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick tap into their inner chakras and dive headfirst into the gorgeously animated, spirit-infused world of Indivisible. When teenage hothead Ajna finds her village burned to the ground and a mysterious power awakened within her, she does what any emotionally stable protagonist would do—she sets off on a globe-spanning quest for vengeance and self-discovery. Along the way, she accidentally starts collecting souls like they're Pokémon, storing an increasingly chaotic cast of characters in her mind palace like it's a supernatural Airbnb. Can Dave survive the spiritual and emotional growth demanded by Ajna’s quest, or will he be too distracted by the fact that one of the party members fights with a giant living yo-yo? And will Nick ever stop trying to perfect-parry everything, including environmental hazards? Join them as they punch gods in the face, question cosmic morality, and try to remember which button makes you slide.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick tap into their inner chakras and dive headfirst into the gorgeously animated, spirit-infused world of Indivisible. When teenage hothead Ajna finds her village burned to the ground and a mysterious power awakened within her, she does what any emotionally stable protagonist would do—she sets off on a globe-spanning quest for vengeance and self-discovery. Along the way, she accidentally starts collecting souls like they're Pokémon, storing an increasingly chaotic cast of characters in her mind palace like it's a supernatural Airbnb. Can Dave survive the spiritual and emotional growth demanded by Ajna’s quest, or will he be too distracted by the fact that one of the party members fights with a giant living yo-yo? And will Nick ever stop trying to perfect-parry everything, including environmental hazards? Join them as they punch gods in the face, question cosmic morality, and try to remember which button makes you slide.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Elden Ring Nightreign (2025) Rain, Revives and Repeats</title>
			<itunes:title>Elden Ring Nightreign (2025) Rain, Revives and Repeats</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2025 14:13:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>ADHD Elden Ring</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
			<itunes:episode>111</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick descend into Elden Ring: Nightreign—FromSoftware’s latest reminder that joy is fleeting and bosses have no chill. Set in the hauntingly beautiful Limveld, the duo trades the sunny plains of the world they used to know for a realm now soaked in gloom, grief, and gravestones. As they chase down and destroy the nightmare-fuelled Nightlords (Except for Augur, he’s just a blue floating manatee.) They must adapt to the rapid roguelike gameplay, wish for decent RNG loot drops, and overlook the Pepe Le Pew-inspired janky jumping. Can Dave overcome the pressure of letting his team down? And can Nick add another Fromsoft Platinum trophy to his collection?<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick descend into Elden Ring: Nightreign—FromSoftware’s latest reminder that joy is fleeting and bosses have no chill. Set in the hauntingly beautiful Limveld, the duo trades the sunny plains of the world they used to know for a realm now soaked in gloom, grief, and gravestones. As they chase down and destroy the nightmare-fuelled Nightlords (Except for Augur, he’s just a blue floating manatee.) They must adapt to the rapid roguelike gameplay, wish for decent RNG loot drops, and overlook the Pepe Le Pew-inspired janky jumping. Can Dave overcome the pressure of letting his team down? And can Nick add another Fromsoft Platinum trophy to his collection?<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered (2025) Back To The Gates</title>
			<itunes:title>The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered (2025) Back To The Gates</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2025 07:21:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>1:14:40</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Stop! You violated the law!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
			<itunes:episode>110</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick find themselves waking up in the worst Airbnb in Tamriel—a damp prison cell with rats, bad lighting, and a suspicious lack of exit strategy. That’s right, it’s Oblivion Remastered, the shiny, modded, and lovingly overhauled return to Bethesda’s iconic 2006 open-world RPG. As Emperor Uriel Septim shows up in their cell to tell them they're the chosen ones—because of course they are—the duo is thrust into a sprawling adventure across Cyrodiil filled with political intrigue, demonic invasions, and some of the jankiest NPC dialogue animations this side of the White-Gold Tower. Will Dave finally figure out how to level efficiently without accidentally making the world impossibly difficult? Can Nick resist the urge to Fus Ro Dah someone into a lake—even though, yes, that’s Skyrim and no, it doesn’t work here? And most importantly, how many times will they get derailed by side quests before remembering there’s, you know, an actual Oblivion crisis happening?<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick find themselves waking up in the worst Airbnb in Tamriel—a damp prison cell with rats, bad lighting, and a suspicious lack of exit strategy. That’s right, it’s Oblivion Remastered, the shiny, modded, and lovingly overhauled return to Bethesda’s iconic 2006 open-world RPG. As Emperor Uriel Septim shows up in their cell to tell them they're the chosen ones—because of course they are—the duo is thrust into a sprawling adventure across Cyrodiil filled with political intrigue, demonic invasions, and some of the jankiest NPC dialogue animations this side of the White-Gold Tower. Will Dave finally figure out how to level efficiently without accidentally making the world impossibly difficult? Can Nick resist the urge to Fus Ro Dah someone into a lake—even though, yes, that’s Skyrim and no, it doesn’t work here? And most importantly, how many times will they get derailed by side quests before remembering there’s, you know, an actual Oblivion crisis happening?<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>DOOM: The Dark Ages (2025) Born Of Fire, Bound In Iron</title>
			<itunes:title>DOOM: The Dark Ages (2025) Born Of Fire, Bound In Iron</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2025 21:24:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Parry And Tear</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>109</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick trade space marines for medieval mayhem as they dive headfirst into Doom: Dark Ages—the blood-soaked prequel we never knew we needed. Set centuries before the events of the modern Doom series, this brutal reimagining throws the Doom Slayer into a world of stone castles, haunted cathedrals, and hellspawn in chainmail. Armed with a fist forged in demonic fire, a flail that probably violates several Geneva Conventions, and yes, a medieval chainsaw shield, our hosts hack, slash, and shoot their way through a kingdom that desperately needs a hero.</p><br><p>As they unravel the ancient lore behind the Slayer's origins. Expect intense boss fights, heavy metal Gregorian chants, and enough gore to repaint the castle walls several times over. Grab your gauntlets and grit your teeth—because this week, it's not just about ripping and tearing... It’s about doing it with medieval flair.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick trade space marines for medieval mayhem as they dive headfirst into Doom: Dark Ages—the blood-soaked prequel we never knew we needed. Set centuries before the events of the modern Doom series, this brutal reimagining throws the Doom Slayer into a world of stone castles, haunted cathedrals, and hellspawn in chainmail. Armed with a fist forged in demonic fire, a flail that probably violates several Geneva Conventions, and yes, a medieval chainsaw shield, our hosts hack, slash, and shoot their way through a kingdom that desperately needs a hero.</p><br><p>As they unravel the ancient lore behind the Slayer's origins. Expect intense boss fights, heavy metal Gregorian chants, and enough gore to repaint the castle walls several times over. Grab your gauntlets and grit your teeth—because this week, it's not just about ripping and tearing... It’s about doing it with medieval flair.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Umurangi Generation (2020) Snapshots Of A Dying World</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2025 13:27:57 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Kiwi kaiju</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>108</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick grab their retro-futuristic cameras and slip on their skater shoes to explore the neon-lit, decaying world of Umurangi Generation—a first-person photography game where the apocalypse isn’t coming… It’s already here. Set in the last city standing after a slow-motion global collapse, they take on the role of a courier-slash-shutterbug tasked with documenting the final days of humanity through the lens of Gen Z cynicism and lo-fi aesthetic grit.</p><br><p>As Dave frantically searches for the right angle to capture a giant mech looming over a dance party, Nick becomes weirdly obsessed with snapping pictures of pigeons in gas masks and spray-painted slogans that hit a little too close to home. The vibes are immaculate, the worldbuilding is environmental, and the political commentary is sharp enough to cut through a hazmat suit.</p><br><p>Will they unlock every lens, find every hidden photo op, and interpret the unspoken poetry of a dying world? Or will they just take blurry shots of their own feet and call it art? Either way, this week’s episode is a gritty, melancholic love letter to rebellion, expression, and taking one last beautiful picture before the lights go out.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick grab their retro-futuristic cameras and slip on their skater shoes to explore the neon-lit, decaying world of Umurangi Generation—a first-person photography game where the apocalypse isn’t coming… It’s already here. Set in the last city standing after a slow-motion global collapse, they take on the role of a courier-slash-shutterbug tasked with documenting the final days of humanity through the lens of Gen Z cynicism and lo-fi aesthetic grit.</p><br><p>As Dave frantically searches for the right angle to capture a giant mech looming over a dance party, Nick becomes weirdly obsessed with snapping pictures of pigeons in gas masks and spray-painted slogans that hit a little too close to home. The vibes are immaculate, the worldbuilding is environmental, and the political commentary is sharp enough to cut through a hazmat suit.</p><br><p>Will they unlock every lens, find every hidden photo op, and interpret the unspoken poetry of a dying world? Or will they just take blurry shots of their own feet and call it art? Either way, this week’s episode is a gritty, melancholic love letter to rebellion, expression, and taking one last beautiful picture before the lights go out.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (2025) Brushstrokes And Battle Cries</title>
			<itunes:title>Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (2025) Brushstrokes And Battle Cries</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2025 12:12:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Trauma 4 all</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>107</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick pack their best magical brushes and step into the hauntingly beautiful, surreal nightmare that is Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. In a world where death comes not from war or plague, but from a woman with a paintbrush and a god complex, they join the 33rd Expedition—one of humanity’s last desperate hopes to break a deadly cycle. Every year, the Paintress awakens and paints a number onto the monolith. Everyone of that age is instantly erased from existence, memories and all.</p><br><p>As they traverse crumbling cities frozen in time, twisted dreamscapes, and melancholic ruins of civilizations of old, Dave tries to keep up with the fast-paced, reflex-based combat while muttering “this is turn-based?!” every few minutes. Meanwhile, Nick gets distracted mid-battle by the fact that every enemy looks like a tragic French oil painting that just came to life and wants to kill you. With the clock ticking and only one year left before humanity is fully erased, our duo must master the art of dodging, parrying, and emotionally processing existential horror in real time.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick pack their best magical brushes and step into the hauntingly beautiful, surreal nightmare that is Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. In a world where death comes not from war or plague, but from a woman with a paintbrush and a god complex, they join the 33rd Expedition—one of humanity’s last desperate hopes to break a deadly cycle. Every year, the Paintress awakens and paints a number onto the monolith. Everyone of that age is instantly erased from existence, memories and all.</p><br><p>As they traverse crumbling cities frozen in time, twisted dreamscapes, and melancholic ruins of civilizations of old, Dave tries to keep up with the fast-paced, reflex-based combat while muttering “this is turn-based?!” every few minutes. Meanwhile, Nick gets distracted mid-battle by the fact that every enemy looks like a tragic French oil painting that just came to life and wants to kill you. With the clock ticking and only one year left before humanity is fully erased, our duo must master the art of dodging, parrying, and emotionally processing existential horror in real time.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Star Wars: The New Droid Army (2002) This Is Not the Game You're Looking For]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Star Wars: The New Droid Army (2002) This Is Not the Game You're Looking For]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2025 20:39:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Anakin Badwalker</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>106</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick polish up their lightsabers and take on Star Wars: The New Droid Army, a Game Boy Advance title that boldly asks the question: “What if Anakin Skywalker had a bad day, bad intel, and a worse run animation?” Set between Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith, this pocket-sized adventure drops Anakin onto Tatooine with a mission to investigate a new kind of droid that, somehow, completely ignores lightsabers, which seems like something the Jedi Council probably should've mentioned before deployment.</p><br><p>As Anakin, the boys battle through wave after wave of robotic enemies, shady bounty hunters, and the occasional “wait, where am I supposed to go?” moment, all while navigating levels that look like someone spilled Star Wars onto a spreadsheet. But hidden beneath the crunchy graphics and suspicious hitboxes is a story filled with betrayal, double-crosses, and enough lightsaber swinging to qualify as cardio. Can Dave's Nostalgia goggles find any redeeming qualities in a game as complex as Jar Jar Binks? Will Nick ever remember the name of Liam Neeson’s character in the Phantom Menace?</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick polish up their lightsabers and take on Star Wars: The New Droid Army, a Game Boy Advance title that boldly asks the question: “What if Anakin Skywalker had a bad day, bad intel, and a worse run animation?” Set between Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith, this pocket-sized adventure drops Anakin onto Tatooine with a mission to investigate a new kind of droid that, somehow, completely ignores lightsabers, which seems like something the Jedi Council probably should've mentioned before deployment.</p><br><p>As Anakin, the boys battle through wave after wave of robotic enemies, shady bounty hunters, and the occasional “wait, where am I supposed to go?” moment, all while navigating levels that look like someone spilled Star Wars onto a spreadsheet. But hidden beneath the crunchy graphics and suspicious hitboxes is a story filled with betrayal, double-crosses, and enough lightsaber swinging to qualify as cardio. Can Dave's Nostalgia goggles find any redeeming qualities in a game as complex as Jar Jar Binks? Will Nick ever remember the name of Liam Neeson’s character in the Phantom Menace?</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Blue Prince (2025) Gems, Keys and Mysteries</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2025 16:07:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Brain frying paranoia</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>105</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave have to grab their notebooks, hold onto their rabbits' feet, and dive headfirst into the twisted, ever-changing corridors of Blue Prince. In this rougelike puzzle game, they play the role of Simon P. Jones, a young boy who is to inherit the estate of his great uncle Herbert S. Sinclair, but it comes with one catch: they must locate a hidden 46th room within the mansion in order to secure his inheritance. Failure to reach that room within the span of a single day means Simon must start the search fresh the next day, as the house's architecture is rearranged overnight.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><br><p>Can Dave stop barreling ahead with all the strategic grace of a caffeine-fueled raccoon? And will Nick's vast board gaming experience mean nothing will be left undiscovered? (Except maybe the sprint button!)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave have to grab their notebooks, hold onto their rabbits' feet, and dive headfirst into the twisted, ever-changing corridors of Blue Prince. In this rougelike puzzle game, they play the role of Simon P. Jones, a young boy who is to inherit the estate of his great uncle Herbert S. Sinclair, but it comes with one catch: they must locate a hidden 46th room within the mansion in order to secure his inheritance. Failure to reach that room within the span of a single day means Simon must start the search fresh the next day, as the house's architecture is rearranged overnight.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><br><p>Can Dave stop barreling ahead with all the strategic grace of a caffeine-fueled raccoon? And will Nick's vast board gaming experience mean nothing will be left undiscovered? (Except maybe the sprint button!)</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Gardens Between (2018) Beyond the Clock</title>
			<itunes:title>The Gardens Between (2018) Beyond the Clock</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2025 18:08:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Friendship > Time travel]]></itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
			<itunes:episode>104</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave put away their weapons, slow down time, and step into the beautiful, contemplative dreamscape of The Gardens Between. In this surreal puzzle adventure, they join childhood friends Arina and Frendt as they explore a string of mysterious island gardens, each one crafted from fragments of their shared memories. With the power to control time itself, Nick and Dave will have to guide the pair through shifting pathways, manipulate objects frozen in moments, and unlock the quiet stories hidden within the scenery.</p><br><p>As they venture deeper into this emotional journey, they’ll encounter oversized swings, glowing lanterns, and long-forgotten treasures from the friends’ past. Why does Dave think every game like this must have some dark twist at the end?&nbsp;And can Nick put on monetary value to the warm fuzzies this game give you?</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave put away their weapons, slow down time, and step into the beautiful, contemplative dreamscape of The Gardens Between. In this surreal puzzle adventure, they join childhood friends Arina and Frendt as they explore a string of mysterious island gardens, each one crafted from fragments of their shared memories. With the power to control time itself, Nick and Dave will have to guide the pair through shifting pathways, manipulate objects frozen in moments, and unlock the quiet stories hidden within the scenery.</p><br><p>As they venture deeper into this emotional journey, they’ll encounter oversized swings, glowing lanterns, and long-forgotten treasures from the friends’ past. Why does Dave think every game like this must have some dark twist at the end?&nbsp;And can Nick put on monetary value to the warm fuzzies this game give you?</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Stellaris (2016) Cosmic Conquering </title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2025 07:16:57 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Spacing out</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>103</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick take to the stars in Stellaris, where diplomacy, warfare, and questionable ethics collide in a galaxy teeming with possibilities. As they forge their own interstellar empire, they’ll have to balance exploration, technological advancement, and the occasional existential crisis when a sentient AI starts asking too many questions. </p><br><p>Will they embrace the path of peace, fostering alliances and trade with other civilizations? Will Nick decide that diplomacy is overrated and declare war on anything that moves? Can Dave resist the urge to genetically modify his entire population into something completely unrecognizable?</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick take to the stars in Stellaris, where diplomacy, warfare, and questionable ethics collide in a galaxy teeming with possibilities. As they forge their own interstellar empire, they’ll have to balance exploration, technological advancement, and the occasional existential crisis when a sentient AI starts asking too many questions. </p><br><p>Will they embrace the path of peace, fostering alliances and trade with other civilizations? Will Nick decide that diplomacy is overrated and declare war on anything that moves? Can Dave resist the urge to genetically modify his entire population into something completely unrecognizable?</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>WWE 2K25 (2025) Bringing The Pain</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2025 19:04:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick step into the ring, lace up their boots, and prepare to throw down in WWE 2K25! With an updated roster, improved mechanics, and enough over-the-top action to make even the most seasoned wrestling fan cheer, they’ll be suplexing their way through the latest entry in the legendary franchise. Whether it’s mastering the new MyRise story mode, dominating the squared circle in Universe Mode, or creating the most ridiculous custom wrestler imaginable, there’s no shortage of mayhem to be had. Will Nick finally land his dream match between a 10-foot-tall, 500-pound luchador and a suspiciously accurate recreation of himself? Can Dave resist the urge to turn every match into a chaotic no-rules brawl between himself and Logan Paul? Tune in as they find out if WWE 2K25 is a title-worthy champ or just another jobber in the franchise!<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick step into the ring, lace up their boots, and prepare to throw down in WWE 2K25! With an updated roster, improved mechanics, and enough over-the-top action to make even the most seasoned wrestling fan cheer, they’ll be suplexing their way through the latest entry in the legendary franchise. Whether it’s mastering the new MyRise story mode, dominating the squared circle in Universe Mode, or creating the most ridiculous custom wrestler imaginable, there’s no shortage of mayhem to be had. Will Nick finally land his dream match between a 10-foot-tall, 500-pound luchador and a suspiciously accurate recreation of himself? Can Dave resist the urge to turn every match into a chaotic no-rules brawl between himself and Logan Paul? Tune in as they find out if WWE 2K25 is a title-worthy champ or just another jobber in the franchise!<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Stray (2022) A Cy-PURR-punk Journey</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>A robots best friend</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>101</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[Critical Arcade is back and this week Dave and Nick ditch their usual two-legged protagonists for something far more nimble—an adorable stray cat. In Stray, they explore a breathtaking cybercity, abandoned by humans but repurposed by quirky, humanoid robots just trying to get by. Will Nick ever stop getting distracted by the sheer joy of the tone altering music and inorganic sound design? Can Dave persevere through the dark narrative when he thought it was a game about being a cute cat? And just how long will it take before one of them gets their head stuck in a paper bag? Find out as they experience one of the most unique perspectives gaming has to offer—whiskers, tail, and all!<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Critical Arcade is back and this week Dave and Nick ditch their usual two-legged protagonists for something far more nimble—an adorable stray cat. In Stray, they explore a breathtaking cybercity, abandoned by humans but repurposed by quirky, humanoid robots just trying to get by. Will Nick ever stop getting distracted by the sheer joy of the tone altering music and inorganic sound design? Can Dave persevere through the dark narrative when he thought it was a game about being a cute cat? And just how long will it take before one of them gets their head stuck in a paper bag? Find out as they experience one of the most unique perspectives gaming has to offer—whiskers, tail, and all!<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Sayonara Wild Hearts (2019) A Roller-coaster Of Closure</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Sep 2024 12:15:09 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Turbo tween</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave strap on their heart-shaped sunglasses and ride into the neon dreamscape of 'Sayonara Wild Hearts.' Described as a "pop album video game," this dazzling rhythmic adventure takes them through a kaleidoscope of vibrant worlds filled with motorcycles, skateboards, laser duels, and heartbreak. As they follow the journey of a heartbroken woman transforming into a masked biker named "The Fool," they'll have to dodge obstacles, collect hearts, and face off against a series of tarot-inspired enemies. Will Dave's brain melt trying to solve the Tarot riddles? And does Nick find a deeper meaning in this game's purple color palette?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave strap on their heart-shaped sunglasses and ride into the neon dreamscape of 'Sayonara Wild Hearts.' Described as a "pop album video game," this dazzling rhythmic adventure takes them through a kaleidoscope of vibrant worlds filled with motorcycles, skateboards, laser duels, and heartbreak. As they follow the journey of a heartbroken woman transforming into a masked biker named "The Fool," they'll have to dodge obstacles, collect hearts, and face off against a series of tarot-inspired enemies. Will Dave's brain melt trying to solve the Tarot riddles? And does Nick find a deeper meaning in this game's purple color palette?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Astro Bot (2024) An Astro-nomically Good Time</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Sep 2024 15:33:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>99</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave take on the role of everyone's favorite byte-sized robot Astro Bot. After bumping into the galaxy's infamous Space Bully Nebulax, they are tasked with rebuilding their spacefaring PS5 and rounding up all their little robot pals from over 100 different planets some inspired by Playstation's most memorable franchises. Can Dave stop accidentally calling this game 'Astro Boy'? And why does Nick believe this game is a true contender for Game of the Year?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave take on the role of everyone's favorite byte-sized robot Astro Bot. After bumping into the galaxy's infamous Space Bully Nebulax, they are tasked with rebuilding their spacefaring PS5 and rounding up all their little robot pals from over 100 different planets some inspired by Playstation's most memorable franchises. Can Dave stop accidentally calling this game 'Astro Boy'? And why does Nick believe this game is a true contender for Game of the Year?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Lego Movie Videogame (2014) Everything's Not Awesome]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[The Lego Movie Videogame (2014) Everything's Not Awesome]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Sep 2024 15:00:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>We built this shitty!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>98</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave dive into the colorful and creative world of The Lego Movie Videogame! Released in 2014, this game tries to capture all the charm, humor, and endless possibilities of the Lego universe, offering players a chance to relive the adventures of Emmet, Wyldstyle, Batman, and a whole host of other iconic characters from the hit movie. As they journey through vibrant locations like Bricksburg, Cloud Cuckoo Land, and the Wild West, our hosts must use their creativity to build, break, and rebuild their way through a series of imaginative puzzles and challenges. Will this game rekindle the joy Nick found in other Lego games? And can Dave survive the onslaught of hearing "that" song again and again and again and again?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave dive into the colorful and creative world of The Lego Movie Videogame! Released in 2014, this game tries to capture all the charm, humor, and endless possibilities of the Lego universe, offering players a chance to relive the adventures of Emmet, Wyldstyle, Batman, and a whole host of other iconic characters from the hit movie. As they journey through vibrant locations like Bricksburg, Cloud Cuckoo Land, and the Wild West, our hosts must use their creativity to build, break, and rebuild their way through a series of imaginative puzzles and challenges. Will this game rekindle the joy Nick found in other Lego games? And can Dave survive the onslaught of hearing "that" song again and again and again and again?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Tales of Vesperia (2014) A Grand Chase at a Snails Pace</title>
			<itunes:title>Tales of Vesperia (2014) A Grand Chase at a Snails Pace</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Aug 2024 15:00:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Cookie cutter JRPG</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>97</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave set sail for adventure in the sprawling world of Tales of Vesperia. They take on the mantle of Yuri Lowell, a former Imperial Knight who’s more comfortable solving problems with his fists than following orders. They stumble upon a plot involving the misuse of ancient technology called "blastia," they must journey through the slums of Zaphias to the farthest reaches of Terca Lumireis. Along the way, they’ll meet a colorful cast of characters: Estelle, the sheltered noble with a hidden power; Rita, the genius mage with a short fuse; Karol, the wannabe warrior with a big heart; and Repede, the pipe-chomping dog who might just be the most capable member of the team. Will Nick handle the grueling mechanics of the combat system? And will Dave rage quit after another unskippable group chat?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave set sail for adventure in the sprawling world of Tales of Vesperia. They take on the mantle of Yuri Lowell, a former Imperial Knight who’s more comfortable solving problems with his fists than following orders. They stumble upon a plot involving the misuse of ancient technology called "blastia," they must journey through the slums of Zaphias to the farthest reaches of Terca Lumireis. Along the way, they’ll meet a colorful cast of characters: Estelle, the sheltered noble with a hidden power; Rita, the genius mage with a short fuse; Karol, the wannabe warrior with a big heart; and Repede, the pipe-chomping dog who might just be the most capable member of the team. Will Nick handle the grueling mechanics of the combat system? And will Dave rage quit after another unskippable group chat?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Erica (2019) The Butterfly Defect</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Aug 2024 15:00:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Crysis 2 (2011) Suit Up</title>
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			<title>I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream (1995) I Game, Therefore I Am</title>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction (2007) Tools, Fools And Jelly Pools]]></title>
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			<title>Children of Morta (2019) We Are Family</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jul 2024 11:00:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Grandma found 'mountain cancer']]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Zenless Zone Zero (2024) Gotta Gatch Them All!</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jul 2024 11:00:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Shin Megami Tensei V: Vengeance (2024) Deals, Demons And Deities</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Eternal War. Casual.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>90</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick step into the shoes of a high school student who merges with a mysterious being to turn into a Nahobino, gaining incredible powers to help navigate post-apocalyptic Tokyo transformed into Da'at, a realm where angels and demons clash in an eternal struggle. They'll encounter a vast array of supernatural beings, from the familiar <em>Jack Frost</em> to the menacing <em>Lucifer</em>, each with their own motives and potential alliances. Will Dave recover from his massive set back? Will Nick's first dive into a franchise spanning across 32 years leave him wanting more?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick step into the shoes of a high school student who merges with a mysterious being to turn into a Nahobino, gaining incredible powers to help navigate post-apocalyptic Tokyo transformed into Da'at, a realm where angels and demons clash in an eternal struggle. They'll encounter a vast array of supernatural beings, from the familiar <em>Jack Frost</em> to the menacing <em>Lucifer</em>, each with their own motives and potential alliances. Will Dave recover from his massive set back? Will Nick's first dive into a franchise spanning across 32 years leave him wanting more?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Gunstar Heroes (1993) Locked, Loaded And Goated</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2024 20:38:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Stars in his eyes</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>89</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick are locked and loaded as they blast their way through the action-packed world of Gunstar Heroes. Originally released in 1993, this adrenaline-fueled run-and-gun shooter pits our dynamic duo against the evil forces of the Empire. With a variety of weapons at their disposal and the ability to combine them for devastating effects, Dave and Nick embark on a high-octane adventure to save the galaxy from destruction. Will Dave become the Fire bender he's always dreamed of? And can Nick handle yet another betrayal?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick are locked and loaded as they blast their way through the action-packed world of Gunstar Heroes. Originally released in 1993, this adrenaline-fueled run-and-gun shooter pits our dynamic duo against the evil forces of the Empire. With a variety of weapons at their disposal and the ability to combine them for devastating effects, Dave and Nick embark on a high-octane adventure to save the galaxy from destruction. Will Dave become the Fire bender he's always dreamed of? And can Nick handle yet another betrayal?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Gemini Rue (2011) Sci-Fi Noir Soirée</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2024 17:44:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Pixelated intrigue</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>88</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on a journey through the gritty, neo-noir world of Gemini Rue. Set in a distant future where corruption reigns supreme, players are thrust into the roles of two protagonists: Azriel Odin, a former assassin seeking redemption, and Delta-Six, an amnesiac seeking to uncover the truth of his identity. As they navigate the dark alleys and shadowy dealings of the Gemini system, they'll encounter dangerous criminals, shady corporations, and a conspiracy that stretches to the highest levels of power. Has Dave discovered a new story thread where Lizzo is the supreme leader? And does Nick daydream of a world where he is a gruff, no-nonsense detective?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on a journey through the gritty, neo-noir world of Gemini Rue. Set in a distant future where corruption reigns supreme, players are thrust into the roles of two protagonists: Azriel Odin, a former assassin seeking redemption, and Delta-Six, an amnesiac seeking to uncover the truth of his identity. As they navigate the dark alleys and shadowy dealings of the Gemini system, they'll encounter dangerous criminals, shady corporations, and a conspiracy that stretches to the highest levels of power. Has Dave discovered a new story thread where Lizzo is the supreme leader? And does Nick daydream of a world where he is a gruff, no-nonsense detective?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow (2004) Shadow Gymnast]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2024 13:58:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Sneak, Peek, and Peek Again</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>87</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In this week's thrilling installment of Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick venture into the clandestine world of international espionage with Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow. Join them as they slip into the shadowy persona of Sam Fisher, a seasoned operative tasked with thwarting a deadly biological threat poised to unravel global stability. Together, they must navigate treacherous environments from sun-soaked cityscapes to dimly lit catacombs, employing cutting-edge gadgets and razor-sharp wit to outwit their adversaries. Why does Nick have to dual-wield a controller and a keyboard? And has Dave unlocked the conspiracy of the Mega Mug?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In this week's thrilling installment of Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick venture into the clandestine world of international espionage with Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow. Join them as they slip into the shadowy persona of Sam Fisher, a seasoned operative tasked with thwarting a deadly biological threat poised to unravel global stability. Together, they must navigate treacherous environments from sun-soaked cityscapes to dimly lit catacombs, employing cutting-edge gadgets and razor-sharp wit to outwit their adversaries. Why does Nick have to dual-wield a controller and a keyboard? And has Dave unlocked the conspiracy of the Mega Mug?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Steller Blade (2024) Babe-blade</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2024 17:46:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>More than just sexy</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave find themselves in the high-heeled boots of Eve, a member of the 7th Airborne Squad sent to Earth to help defeat the Naytiba and reclaim what was once theirs. But everything isn't quite what it seems, with the origin of humans in question and not knowing if they're fighting for good or evil. They will find themselves locked in an impossible situation. Has Dave spotted the subtle hints of a story that's already been told? And can Nick find earrings that match his outfit?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave find themselves in the high-heeled boots of Eve, a member of the 7th Airborne Squad sent to Earth to help defeat the Naytiba and reclaim what was once theirs. But everything isn't quite what it seems, with the origin of humans in question and not knowing if they're fighting for good or evil. They will find themselves locked in an impossible situation. Has Dave spotted the subtle hints of a story that's already been told? And can Nick find earrings that match his outfit?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Tiny Toon Adventures (1991) Pint-sized Platforming</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2024 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>These are some Toony Lunes</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick shrink down to pint-sized proportions as they embark on a wacky adventure in Tiny Toon Adventures! They enter the zany world of Acme Acres, where Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, Plucky Duck, and the rest of the gang are gearing up for some wild escapades. From dodging Elmyra's affectionate clutches to outsmarting Montana Max's schemes, our dynamic duo must navigate through a series of colourful levels filled with classic platforming challenges and hilarious hijinks. Will Dave succumb to the looping music? And will Nick's nostalgia goggles tarnish his score?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick shrink down to pint-sized proportions as they embark on a wacky adventure in Tiny Toon Adventures! They enter the zany world of Acme Acres, where Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, Plucky Duck, and the rest of the gang are gearing up for some wild escapades. From dodging Elmyra's affectionate clutches to outsmarting Montana Max's schemes, our dynamic duo must navigate through a series of colourful levels filled with classic platforming challenges and hilarious hijinks. Will Dave succumb to the looping music? And will Nick's nostalgia goggles tarnish his score?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Critical Arcade Trailer</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2024 09:34:57 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Welcome to our podcast!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Meet the dynamic duo behind The Critical Arcade Podcast, a gaming podcast like no other. Nick, the lively and immersive gamer, pairs his boundless energy with a knack for diving headfirst into the gaming universe. On the other side of the controller is Dave, the seasoned gaming pro who has seen it all and values the art of storytelling in games. Together, they bring a unique blend of gaming insights and humor to every episode.</p><br><p>Critical Arcade is your gateway to the gaming world with a comedic twist. Nick and Dave delve into the narratives, visuals, audio, gameplay, and value for money in video games, all while sharing a good laugh. Whether you're a hardcore gamer or just someone who enjoys gaming casually, Critical Arcade offers an entertaining and informative journey through the gaming cosmos. Join Nick and Dave as they celebrate gaming as an art form, delivering a podcast experience that combines expertise with laughter.</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Meet the dynamic duo behind The Critical Arcade Podcast, a gaming podcast like no other. Nick, the lively and immersive gamer, pairs his boundless energy with a knack for diving headfirst into the gaming universe. On the other side of the controller is Dave, the seasoned gaming pro who has seen it all and values the art of storytelling in games. Together, they bring a unique blend of gaming insights and humor to every episode.</p><br><p>Critical Arcade is your gateway to the gaming world with a comedic twist. Nick and Dave delve into the narratives, visuals, audio, gameplay, and value for money in video games, all while sharing a good laugh. Whether you're a hardcore gamer or just someone who enjoys gaming casually, Critical Arcade offers an entertaining and informative journey through the gaming cosmos. Join Nick and Dave as they celebrate gaming as an art form, delivering a podcast experience that combines expertise with laughter.</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Close to the Sun (2019) A Boatload Of Running</title>
			<itunes:title>Close to the Sun (2019) A Boatload Of Running</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2024 11:00:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Or rather Walking</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>84</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In this electrifying episode of Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on a mesmerizing voyage through the riveting world of Close to the Sun. Set against the backdrop of an alternate history where Nikola Tesla's inventions have reshaped the fabric of society, they find themselves thrust into a thrilling adventure aboard the Helios, a colossal ship conceived as a utopian haven for the world's greatest minds. As they assume the role of Rose Archer, a courageous journalist in search of her sister Ada, who is among the brilliant minds aboard the Helios, Dave and Nick delve deep into the heart of mystery and intrigue. The Helios, a floating bastion of scientific marvels, holds secrets darker than the depths of the ocean it traverses. Can Nick cope with listening to the poorly written dialogue? And does Dave spot an even bigger mystery behind the lead character Rose?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In this electrifying episode of Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on a mesmerizing voyage through the riveting world of Close to the Sun. Set against the backdrop of an alternate history where Nikola Tesla's inventions have reshaped the fabric of society, they find themselves thrust into a thrilling adventure aboard the Helios, a colossal ship conceived as a utopian haven for the world's greatest minds. As they assume the role of Rose Archer, a courageous journalist in search of her sister Ada, who is among the brilliant minds aboard the Helios, Dave and Nick delve deep into the heart of mystery and intrigue. The Helios, a floating bastion of scientific marvels, holds secrets darker than the depths of the ocean it traverses. Can Nick cope with listening to the poorly written dialogue? And does Dave spot an even bigger mystery behind the lead character Rose?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Ape Escape 2 (2002) Monkeying Around</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2024 12:16:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Why's this so fun?!]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This time on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on a wild, time-traveling adventure with Ape Escape 2. Our dynamic duo finds themselves equipped with futuristic gadgets to catch mischievous monkeys that have traveled through time, wreaking havoc. From bustling cities to prehistoric landscapes, the guys swing, jump, and dash their way through various eras in pursuit of those elusive primates. Will Dave master the time-net controls? And can Nick handle the barrage of noise that is the opening song?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Rise of the Rōnin (2024) A Katana-Fueled Feudal Frenzy</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2024 13:07:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Samurai Showdown</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>82</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode of Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on an expansive odyssey through the feudal landscapes of ancient Japan in Rise of the Ronin. Set against the backdrop of a nation torn apart by conflict and political intrigue, they assume the mantle of a masterless samurai, known as a ronin, navigating a world of shifting alliances, treacherous warlords, and ancient traditions. But the path of the ronin is fraught with peril, and they must navigate not only the physical dangers of battle but also the moral quandaries that accompany their choices. Will Dave remember even one person's name? And will Nick finally conquer riding in-game horses?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In this episode of Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on an expansive odyssey through the feudal landscapes of ancient Japan in Rise of the Ronin. Set against the backdrop of a nation torn apart by conflict and political intrigue, they assume the mantle of a masterless samurai, known as a ronin, navigating a world of shifting alliances, treacherous warlords, and ancient traditions. But the path of the ronin is fraught with peril, and they must navigate not only the physical dangers of battle but also the moral quandaries that accompany their choices. Will Dave remember even one person's name? And will Nick finally conquer riding in-game horses?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Alone in the Dark 3 (1994) Someone Poisoned the Waterhole</title>
			<itunes:title>Alone in the Dark 3 (1994) Someone Poisoned the Waterhole</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2024 11:00:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[There's a drake in my boot!]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>81</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave are gearing up for a spine-chilling adventure as they journey back to the eerie world of survival horror with Alone in the Dark 3. This installment of the classic franchise plunges players into a Wild West setting filled with supernatural terrors. They are tasked with unraveling the mysteries of Slaughter Gulch. Will Dave ever find out why the cuckoo clock needs meat? And can Nick find a keyboard old enough to play the game? Tune in to find out if they have what it takes to survive the horrors of Alone in the Dark 3.</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave are gearing up for a spine-chilling adventure as they journey back to the eerie world of survival horror with Alone in the Dark 3. This installment of the classic franchise plunges players into a Wild West setting filled with supernatural terrors. They are tasked with unraveling the mysteries of Slaughter Gulch. Will Dave ever find out why the cuckoo clock needs meat? And can Nick find a keyboard old enough to play the game? Tune in to find out if they have what it takes to survive the horrors of Alone in the Dark 3.</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dragon's Dogma 2 (2024) 'Dragon' You On An Adventure]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Dragon's Dogma 2 (2024) 'Dragon' You On An Adventure]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2024 15:00:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Fantasy, so much fantasy</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on an epic journey through the fantastical realm of Dragon's Dogma 2. They must step into the shoes of the Arisen, accompanied by their trusty Pawn companions, brave the treacherous lands of Gransys, facing off against mythical beasts and ancient evils that threaten the realm's very existence. Will Dave discover why the game's greatest enemy seems to be waist-high water? And can Nick resist the temptation to climb every monster?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on an epic journey through the fantastical realm of Dragon's Dogma 2. They must step into the shoes of the Arisen, accompanied by their trusty Pawn companions, brave the treacherous lands of Gransys, facing off against mythical beasts and ancient evils that threaten the realm's very existence. Will Dave discover why the game's greatest enemy seems to be waist-high water? And can Nick resist the temptation to climb every monster?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Amnesia: The Dark Decent (2010) Hello Darkness My Old Friend</title>
			<itunes:title>Amnesia: The Dark Decent (2010) Hello Darkness My Old Friend</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2024 11:00:57 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Helldivers 2 (2024) For Super Earth!</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2024 11:23:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>I love the smell of democracy in the morning</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This time on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave embark on a chaotic and explosive mission in the highly anticipated Helldivers 2. Strapped into their exosuits, they'll dive headfirst into a relentless war against alien forces, armed with an arsenal of high-tech weaponry and strategic teamwork. Facing procedurally generated challenges on hostile planets, our dynamic duo must coordinate airstrikes, deploy automated turrets, and unleash hell to protect Super Earth. Will Nick overcome his PTSD from being left alone on the planet? And will Dave ever stop using the finger guns?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Mega Man 2 (1988) A Legacy In Blue</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2024 11:00:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Rainbow Battle Kid simulator</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick blast into the pixelated world of Mega Man 2. This iconic platformer has stood the test of time, featuring the blue bomber, Mega Man, on a mission to thwart the evil plans of Dr. Wily. They must navigate through challenging levels filled with robotic adversaries and face off against the formidable Robot Masters. Can Dave conquer the precision jumps, or will he succumb to the infamous disappearing blocks? And will Nick's strategy of rapid-fire blaster button mashing lead him to victory, or leave him in a heap of pixelated defeat?&nbsp;</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Everybody's Golf (2017) Bogeys, Birdies and Basic]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2024 10:50:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Yes... everybody's]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick grab their virtual golf clubs and hit the lush fairways of Everybody's Golf. Join them as they explore the picturesque landscapes, from tranquil lakeside courses to challenging mountain terrains. With its intuitive controls and charming characters, this golfing adventure promises a hole-in-one gaming experience. Will Dave's swing be as smooth as his banter? And will Nick's ball end up in the virtual rough?&nbsp;</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick grab their virtual golf clubs and hit the lush fairways of Everybody's Golf. Join them as they explore the picturesque landscapes, from tranquil lakeside courses to challenging mountain terrains. With its intuitive controls and charming characters, this golfing adventure promises a hole-in-one gaming experience. Will Dave's swing be as smooth as his banter? And will Nick's ball end up in the virtual rough?&nbsp;</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Ori and the Blind Forest (2015) Pictures Say A Thousand Words</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2024 20:44:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Wisps of Wisdom</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on the Critical Arcade join Dave and Nick as they embark on a visually stunning and emotionally charged journey through the enchanting world of Ori and the Blind Forest. This mesmerizing platformer follows the tale of Ori, a guardian spirit, on a quest to save the mystical forest from impending doom. As they navigate through lush environments, overcome challenging puzzles, and confront menacing foes, our dynamic duo will delve into the game's emotionally resonant narrative and breathtaking artistry. Will Dave ever remember to save before a tricky section? And will Nick find out the backstory of the menacing dark owl, Kuro?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on the Critical Arcade join Dave and Nick as they embark on a visually stunning and emotionally charged journey through the enchanting world of Ori and the Blind Forest. This mesmerizing platformer follows the tale of Ori, a guardian spirit, on a quest to save the mystical forest from impending doom. As they navigate through lush environments, overcome challenging puzzles, and confront menacing foes, our dynamic duo will delve into the game's emotionally resonant narrative and breathtaking artistry. Will Dave ever remember to save before a tricky section? And will Nick find out the backstory of the menacing dark owl, Kuro?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League (2024) Waller, Please Push The Button!</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2024 20:58:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Squandered potential</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on the Critical Arcade Dave and Nick as they dive headfirst into the chaotic world of Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League. Tasked with taking down the iconic members of the Justice League who have gone rogue, our antiheroes Harley Quinn, Deadshot, King Shark, and Captain Boomerang find themselves amid Metropolis' mayhem. Can Nick forgive Rocksteady/WB for what they've done to one of his most beloved franchises? Can Dave wade through the quagmire of monetization thrown at him?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Persona 3 Reload (2024) Remade, Rewritten, Remarkable</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2024 20:54:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This time on Critical Arcade join Dave and Nick as they step into the enigmatic world of Persona 3 Reload. Our dynamic duo takes on the roles of the silent protagonist and their eclectic group of Persona users as they navigate the mysterious Tartarus tower, a structure that appears during the ominous Dark Hour.</p><p>As shadows lurk and the clock ticks away, Dave and Nick explore the delicate balance between school life and battling supernatural forces. Can Dave rekindle the romance with his waifu from the past? Will Nick's love for Persona 5 carry over to Persona 3?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This time on Critical Arcade join Dave and Nick as they step into the enigmatic world of Persona 3 Reload. Our dynamic duo takes on the roles of the silent protagonist and their eclectic group of Persona users as they navigate the mysterious Tartarus tower, a structure that appears during the ominous Dark Hour.</p><p>As shadows lurk and the clock ticks away, Dave and Nick explore the delicate balance between school life and battling supernatural forces. Can Dave rekindle the romance with his waifu from the past? Will Nick's love for Persona 5 carry over to Persona 3?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth (2024) Money, Madness and Melodrama</title>
			<itunes:title>Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth (2024) Money, Madness and Melodrama</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2024 19:59:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Japan in Hawaii</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade Nick and Dave embark on a thrilling adventure in the bustling city of Yokohama and the relaxing islands of Hawaii. They must delve into an expansive narrative, encounter a cast of eccentric characters, engage in intense turn-based battles, and explore the vibrant streets full of goons and misfits. Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as the hosts face moral dilemmas, unexpected alliances, and the ever-looming threat of rival factions. Will Nick stay awake through the never-ending cutscenes? And will Dave become the ultimate Sujimon master?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade Nick and Dave embark on a thrilling adventure in the bustling city of Yokohama and the relaxing islands of Hawaii. They must delve into an expansive narrative, encounter a cast of eccentric characters, engage in intense turn-based battles, and explore the vibrant streets full of goons and misfits. Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as the hosts face moral dilemmas, unexpected alliances, and the ever-looming threat of rival factions. Will Nick stay awake through the never-ending cutscenes? And will Dave become the ultimate Sujimon master?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Red Dead Redemption 2 (2018) Saddle Up, Partner w/ Psycadillo</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2024 11:00:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Sad cowboy is sad</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, join Dave and Nick and special guest Dani as they saddle up and ride into the expansive and gritty world of 'Red Dead Redemption 2.' Our dynamic trio will don their cowboy hats and step into the worn boots of Arthur Morgan, an outlaw and member of the Van der Linde gang. They'll traverse the rugged landscapes, engage in intense shootouts, and experience the hardships of life on the frontier. Will Dave ever be able to run in the camp? And will Nick manage to keep his horse under control?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, join Dave and Nick and special guest Dani as they saddle up and ride into the expansive and gritty world of 'Red Dead Redemption 2.' Our dynamic trio will don their cowboy hats and step into the worn boots of Arthur Morgan, an outlaw and member of the Van der Linde gang. They'll traverse the rugged landscapes, engage in intense shootouts, and experience the hardships of life on the frontier. Will Dave ever be able to run in the camp? And will Nick manage to keep his horse under control?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas (2006) Guns, Gambling and Genocide]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas (2006) Guns, Gambling and Genocide]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2024 10:50:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Subrealistic</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, join Nick and Dave as they gear up and hit the bustling streets of Las Vegas in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas. Tasked with dismantling a dangerous terrorist organization, our dynamic duo faces intense urban warfare and high-stakes tactical operations. Will Dave be able to keep a steady aim in the chaotic Vegas Strip, or will the insane mouse sensitivity permanently leave him cross-eyed? And can Nick outsmart the enemy's strategic plans, or will he get distracted by the horrible voice acting?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, join Nick and Dave as they gear up and hit the bustling streets of Las Vegas in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas. Tasked with dismantling a dangerous terrorist organization, our dynamic duo faces intense urban warfare and high-stakes tactical operations. Will Dave be able to keep a steady aim in the chaotic Vegas Strip, or will the insane mouse sensitivity permanently leave him cross-eyed? And can Nick outsmart the enemy's strategic plans, or will he get distracted by the horrible voice acting?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[SteamWorld Heist (2015) A Rootin' Tootin' Robot Adventure]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[SteamWorld Heist (2015) A Rootin' Tootin' Robot Adventure]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2024 13:47:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Buckle Your Bolts</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on a daring space adventure as they delve into the captivating world of 'SteamWorld Heist.' Set in a steampunk universe where water is scarce, they control Captain Piper Faraday and her ragtag crew of robots-turned-pirates. Join us as we strategize our way through procedurally generated spaceships, and engage in epic turn-based battles against rival factions of robots. Will Dave's aim prove true in the zero-gravity shootouts, or will he miss the mark? And can Nick resist the temptation to loot every shiny gear in sight?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on a daring space adventure as they delve into the captivating world of 'SteamWorld Heist.' Set in a steampunk universe where water is scarce, they control Captain Piper Faraday and her ragtag crew of robots-turned-pirates. Join us as we strategize our way through procedurally generated spaceships, and engage in epic turn-based battles against rival factions of robots. Will Dave's aim prove true in the zero-gravity shootouts, or will he miss the mark? And can Nick resist the temptation to loot every shiny gear in sight?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball (2003) Summer Vibes in 3D</title>
			<itunes:title>Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball (2003) Summer Vibes in 3D</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2024 17:39:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Cherries, Peaches, and Balls</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade join Dave and Nick as they trade in survival horror and supernatural death games for a sun-soaked paradise with the ladies of "Dead or Alive Extreme Volleyball." Set on the tropical Zack Island, our hosts explore the sandy beaches and crystal-clear waters while engaging in beach volleyball tournaments, exciting mini-games, and relaxing activities. Will Dave manage to keep his focus on the gameplay, or will the stunning visuals distract him? And can Nick resist the temptation to make constant jokes about the game's physics?&nbsp;</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade join Dave and Nick as they trade in survival horror and supernatural death games for a sun-soaked paradise with the ladies of "Dead or Alive Extreme Volleyball." Set on the tropical Zack Island, our hosts explore the sandy beaches and crystal-clear waters while engaging in beach volleyball tournaments, exciting mini-games, and relaxing activities. Will Dave manage to keep his focus on the gameplay, or will the stunning visuals distract him? And can Nick resist the temptation to make constant jokes about the game's physics?&nbsp;</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Earthworm Jim (1994) The Hero We Don't Deserve]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Earthworm Jim (1994) The Hero We Don't Deserve]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2023 12:08:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Worming into our hearts</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, join Dave and Nick as they blast into the zany and wacky world of 'Earthworm Jim.' Released in 1994, this cult classic platformer follows the adventures of an ordinary earthworm who stumbles upon a powerful suit, transforming him into an unlikely superhero. With a trusty blaster in hand our heroes traverse bizarre landscapes and face off against quirky enemies like Evil the Cat and Psy-Crow. Can Dave conquer the challenging levels without losing his cool? Does the ending still have Nick shell-shocked?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, join Dave and Nick as they blast into the zany and wacky world of 'Earthworm Jim.' Released in 1994, this cult classic platformer follows the adventures of an ordinary earthworm who stumbles upon a powerful suit, transforming him into an unlikely superhero. With a trusty blaster in hand our heroes traverse bizarre landscapes and face off against quirky enemies like Evil the Cat and Psy-Crow. Can Dave conquer the challenging levels without losing his cool? Does the ending still have Nick shell-shocked?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Pokémon Legends Arceus (2022) Pioneering Pokémon Playground</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2023 20:28:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Chucking balls</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week Dave and Nick embark on an epic journey to the ancient and untamed Sinnoh region. They will step into the shoes of a Pokémon researcher, tasked with creating the region's first-ever Pokédex. Venturing through the rugged landscapes and diverse ecosystems, they'll encounter both familiar and never-before-seen Pokémon, from majestic Heracross to elusive Alpha Blissey. Does Nick ever find out why the Professor has a tea cozy on his head? And why does Dave think Pokemon Arceus is like Elden Ring?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week Dave and Nick embark on an epic journey to the ancient and untamed Sinnoh region. They will step into the shoes of a Pokémon researcher, tasked with creating the region's first-ever Pokédex. Venturing through the rugged landscapes and diverse ecosystems, they'll encounter both familiar and never-before-seen Pokémon, from majestic Heracross to elusive Alpha Blissey. Does Nick ever find out why the Professor has a tea cozy on his head? And why does Dave think Pokemon Arceus is like Elden Ring?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Eagle Island Twist (2019) A Hoot And A Half</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2023 11:00:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Just owling about</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This time on the gaming extravaganza that is Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick spread their wings and take flight in the thrilling realm of "Eagle Island Twist." Soar through the skies with Quill and his loyal owl companion Koji as they embark on a feathered adventure like no other. With the power of elemental spirits at their fingertips, our dynamic duo must navigate treacherous landscapes, battle menacing foes, and unravel the mysteries of the twisted islands they explore. Will Dave ever find out WHY owl throwing is a mechanic? Will Nick find out why this game seems to have missed everyone's radar?&nbsp;</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This time on the gaming extravaganza that is Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick spread their wings and take flight in the thrilling realm of "Eagle Island Twist." Soar through the skies with Quill and his loyal owl companion Koji as they embark on a feathered adventure like no other. With the power of elemental spirits at their fingertips, our dynamic duo must navigate treacherous landscapes, battle menacing foes, and unravel the mysteries of the twisted islands they explore. Will Dave ever find out WHY owl throwing is a mechanic? Will Nick find out why this game seems to have missed everyone's radar?&nbsp;</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit (2008) Bursting The Bubble</title>
			<itunes:title>Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit (2008) Bursting The Bubble</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2023 11:00:11 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Kamehame.. meh</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week Dave and Nick power up their gaming consoles and enter the electrifying world of "Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit." Released in 2008, this fighting game takes players on an epic journey through the iconic battles of the DBZ saga. Join our dynamic duo as they unleash powerful ki blasts, engage in intense one-on-one duels, and relive the legendary moments of Goku, Vegeta, and the Z Fighters. Can Dave master the intricate combo system, or will he return to button-mashing? and Is the intro song Nick's favourite part of the game?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week Dave and Nick power up their gaming consoles and enter the electrifying world of "Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit." Released in 2008, this fighting game takes players on an epic journey through the iconic battles of the DBZ saga. Join our dynamic duo as they unleash powerful ki blasts, engage in intense one-on-one duels, and relive the legendary moments of Goku, Vegeta, and the Z Fighters. Can Dave master the intricate combo system, or will he return to button-mashing? and Is the intro song Nick's favourite part of the game?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Rage 2 (2019) Return To The Blunderdome</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2023 11:00:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>1:19:16</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Mad Max's little brother]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week Dave and Nick unleash their inner chaos in the post-apocalyptic wasteland of 'Rage 2.' Set in a world ravaged by an asteroid impact, the duo dives headfirst into a frenetic open world filled with bandit factions, mutated creatures, and insane vehicular combat. As they take on the role of Walker, the last Ranger of the wasteland, armed with an arsenal of powerful weapons and supernatural abilities, chaos ensues. Will Nick find his way without a minimap? Will Dave work out why the menus take so long to load?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week Dave and Nick unleash their inner chaos in the post-apocalyptic wasteland of 'Rage 2.' Set in a world ravaged by an asteroid impact, the duo dives headfirst into a frenetic open world filled with bandit factions, mutated creatures, and insane vehicular combat. As they take on the role of Walker, the last Ranger of the wasteland, armed with an arsenal of powerful weapons and supernatural abilities, chaos ensues. Will Nick find his way without a minimap? Will Dave work out why the menus take so long to load?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>MIB: Alien Crisis (2012) Neuralyze Us Now</title>
			<itunes:title>MIB: Alien Crisis (2012) Neuralyze Us Now</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2023 11:00:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Extraterrestrials... but not really</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick and Dave climb into their sexiest black suits, whack on some shades, and try not to stand on any cockrouches because they are Peter Delacoeur a master thief and new Men in Black recruit. With agents J and K missing it's up to them to stop Emilio Chauncey from taking over the world. Will Nick find out why A-list voice actors agreed to do this game? And will Dave just add this franchise to the ever-growing list of games Activision bled dry?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick and Dave climb into their sexiest black suits, whack on some shades, and try not to stand on any cockrouches because they are Peter Delacoeur a master thief and new Men in Black recruit. With agents J and K missing it's up to them to stop Emilio Chauncey from taking over the world. Will Nick find out why A-list voice actors agreed to do this game? And will Dave just add this franchise to the ever-growing list of games Activision bled dry?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Caligula Effect Overdose (2019) Delusional On So Many Levels</title>
			<itunes:title>The Caligula Effect Overdose (2019) Delusional On So Many Levels</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2023 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The bad type of JRPG</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In the latest episode of Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick venture into the surreal and mind-bending world of 'The Caligula Effect: Overdose.' This unique JRPG takes them on a journey into the virtual utopia of Mobius, a world created by a virtual idol named μ, where students are trapped and blissfully ignorant of the real world. As they lead the Ostinato Musicians in a rebellion against μ's control, our hosts must confront their own inner demons and uncover the dark secrets lurking beneath the surface of this seemingly perfect world.</p><p>Will Dave be able to remember who the heck everyone is? And will Nick's patience be pushed too far?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In the latest episode of Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick venture into the surreal and mind-bending world of 'The Caligula Effect: Overdose.' This unique JRPG takes them on a journey into the virtual utopia of Mobius, a world created by a virtual idol named μ, where students are trapped and blissfully ignorant of the real world. As they lead the Ostinato Musicians in a rebellion against μ's control, our hosts must confront their own inner demons and uncover the dark secrets lurking beneath the surface of this seemingly perfect world.</p><p>Will Dave be able to remember who the heck everyone is? And will Nick's patience be pushed too far?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Alone in the Dark (1992) The 2023 Critical Arcade Halloween Special!</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2023 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave turn off the lights and dive into the eerie and atmospheric world of 'Alone in the Dark.' Released in 1992, this classic survival horror game set the stage for many to follow. Join them as they step into the shoes of either Edward Carnby or Emily Hartwood to explore a haunted mansion filled with supernatural horrors. Will Dave's heart handle the suspense, or will he run for the light switch? And can Nick keep his composure as they uncover the dark secrets hidden within the shadows of Derceto mansion?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave turn off the lights and dive into the eerie and atmospheric world of 'Alone in the Dark.' Released in 1992, this classic survival horror game set the stage for many to follow. Join them as they step into the shoes of either Edward Carnby or Emily Hartwood to explore a haunted mansion filled with supernatural horrors. Will Dave's heart handle the suspense, or will he run for the light switch? And can Nick keep his composure as they uncover the dark secrets hidden within the shadows of Derceto mansion?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Marvel's Spider-Man 2 (2023) Sling Us A Web, You're A Spiderman]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2023 14:21:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick and Dave rekindle their love for redheads, overcome their vertigo, and squeeze themselves into red and blue spandex. They are returning to the living organism that is New York City as Peter Parker and Miles Morales. After taking down Dr Octavius and The Tinkerer a new enemy has entered the ring, Kraven the Hunter, whose entire purpose in life is to find prey who can push him past his limits. Will Dave forgive yet another unwanted stealth segment in a game? And is Nick still a swinger?&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick and Dave rekindle their love for redheads, overcome their vertigo, and squeeze themselves into red and blue spandex. They are returning to the living organism that is New York City as Peter Parker and Miles Morales. After taking down Dr Octavius and The Tinkerer a new enemy has entered the ring, Kraven the Hunter, whose entire purpose in life is to find prey who can push him past his limits. Will Dave forgive yet another unwanted stealth segment in a game? And is Nick still a swinger?&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Mass Effect (2007) A Paragon Of An RPG w/ Caleb Janssens</title>
			<itunes:title>Mass Effect (2007) A Paragon Of An RPG w/ Caleb Janssens</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2023 11:00:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week Dave, Nick, and Special Guest Caleb Janssens slip into their form-fitting space suits, brush up on their intergalactic politics, and see if the MAKO is covered under their insurance. They're taking on the role of Commander Shepard, humanity's first Spectre. Their mission is to fend off a mysterious and ancient race of machines called the Reapers, who return every 50,000 years to harvest advanced civilizations. Is Dave the only one who enjoyed the elevator loading screens? And will Nick ever get over the shame that this is the first time he has played a Mass Effect game?</p><br><p>Follow Caleb Janssens:</p><p>Instagram: instagram.com/calebjanssens</p><p>YouTube: youtube.com/@calebjanssens</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week Dave, Nick, and Special Guest Caleb Janssens slip into their form-fitting space suits, brush up on their intergalactic politics, and see if the MAKO is covered under their insurance. They're taking on the role of Commander Shepard, humanity's first Spectre. Their mission is to fend off a mysterious and ancient race of machines called the Reapers, who return every 50,000 years to harvest advanced civilizations. Is Dave the only one who enjoyed the elevator loading screens? And will Nick ever get over the shame that this is the first time he has played a Mass Effect game?</p><br><p>Follow Caleb Janssens:</p><p>Instagram: instagram.com/calebjanssens</p><p>YouTube: youtube.com/@calebjanssens</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Moonlighter (2018) Bargains and Broadswords</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2023 11:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Fantasy Walmart</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick and Dave strap on their ridiculously large backpack, pick their weapons of choice, and try to remember their economics lessons from school. They are taking on the role of Will, a young shopkeeper in the small village of Rynoka. During the day, they must manage their shop by setting prices, restocking items, and interacting with customers, but at night, they must enter dungeons to explore their depths, battle various creatures, and collect valuable items and artifacts. As they delve deeper into the dungeons, they will uncover the mysteries surrounding the village, the dungeons themselves, and the significance of the artifacts they collect.&nbsp;Will Dave ever stop underpricing everything? And will Nick ever stop smiling over all the Zelda references?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick and Dave strap on their ridiculously large backpack, pick their weapons of choice, and try to remember their economics lessons from school. They are taking on the role of Will, a young shopkeeper in the small village of Rynoka. During the day, they must manage their shop by setting prices, restocking items, and interacting with customers, but at night, they must enter dungeons to explore their depths, battle various creatures, and collect valuable items and artifacts. As they delve deeper into the dungeons, they will uncover the mysteries surrounding the village, the dungeons themselves, and the significance of the artifacts they collect.&nbsp;Will Dave ever stop underpricing everything? And will Nick ever stop smiling over all the Zelda references?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Neo: The World Ends With You (2021) Who Knew The End Of Days Could Be So Vibrant And Fun</title>
			<itunes:title>Neo: The World Ends With You (2021) Who Knew The End Of Days Could Be So Vibrant And Fun</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Oct 2023 12:29:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Dave and Nick have to channel their inner teen, wear their brightest drip, and dust off their Pin collections because they are back on the streets of Shibuya. They find themselves trapped in a supernatural death game known as the "Reapers' Game." Alongside their new friends Fret and Nagi, they must complete a series of mysterious missions within a strict time limit while battling otherworldly creatures known as "Noise." Failure to complete the missions within the allotted time results in erasure, effectively erasing them from existence. Can Dave see past the protagonist's chin diaper? And will Nick ever stop laughing at Fret's dumb superpower?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Dave and Nick have to channel their inner teen, wear their brightest drip, and dust off their Pin collections because they are back on the streets of Shibuya. They find themselves trapped in a supernatural death game known as the "Reapers' Game." Alongside their new friends Fret and Nagi, they must complete a series of mysterious missions within a strict time limit while battling otherworldly creatures known as "Noise." Failure to complete the missions within the allotted time results in erasure, effectively erasing them from existence. Can Dave see past the protagonist's chin diaper? And will Nick ever stop laughing at Fret's dumb superpower?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Mortal Kombat 1 (2023) A Killer Kombat Reboot</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Sep 2023 14:34:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>So much gore!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In this episode for Kritical Arcade Dave and Nick have to practice their one-liners, brush up on their martial arts and replace every 'C' with a 'K'. They have been khosen by Earthrealms protector, Lui Kang, to represent Earth in the tournament of "Mortal Kombat", uncover the sinister plan of a mysterious time traveler, and kompile a group of kompetent warriors to stand with them. Kan Dave ever sleep soundly again after witnessing so many Fatalities? Kan Nick be the only one who enjoyed Megan Fox's role in the game?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Shenmue (1991) Land Of The Rising Fun</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick and Dave brush up on their jujutsu, learn kanji, and wear a badass leather jacket. They have stepped in the shoes of Ryo Hazuki, a young martial artist who witnessed the murder of his father, Iwao Hazuki, at the hands of a mysterious man named Lan Di. As they delve deeper into the investigation, they uncover a complex web of secrets, conspiracies, and criminal organizations. Will Nick be lost in the endless loading screens? And will Dave leave the old woman in the park forever?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>OlliOlli World (2022) Kickflips Its Way into Your Heart</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Gnarly vibes & Rail-Grinding Tribes]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week Dave and Nick return to their youth, dust off their most rad skateboard, put on their baggiest pants, and engage their Do or Die attitude because they are up against Radlandia's Skate Godz on their quest for Gnarvana. With 5 unique worlds to traverse and crazy whimsical challenges to overcome, this is the path to skate godliness. Will Dave be able to keep up with the fast-paced gameplay? And will Nick forever be lost in the pastel, zen vibes the game gives off?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week Dave and Nick return to their youth, dust off their most rad skateboard, put on their baggiest pants, and engage their Do or Die attitude because they are up against Radlandia's Skate Godz on their quest for Gnarvana. With 5 unique worlds to traverse and crazy whimsical challenges to overcome, this is the path to skate godliness. Will Dave be able to keep up with the fast-paced gameplay? And will Nick forever be lost in the pastel, zen vibes the game gives off?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>GoldenEye: Rogue Agent (2004) An Oddjob Of Retro Fun And Wacky Story</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Sep 2023 11:00:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dual-wielded, not stirred</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick and Dave grab the keys to the Aston Martin, strap on Rolexes, and knock back a vodka martini because they are assuming the role of an ex-MI6 agent. They've been recruited by the villainous organization known as Auric Goldfinger to serve as his personal enforcer. With the power of a brand new cybernetic uber eye, they have to face Bond's most infamous villains Dr. No, Xenia Onatopp, Scaramanga, and Pussy Galore. Will Dave forgive EA for tarnishing the James Bond lore? And does Nick have a whole new fear of bowler hats?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick and Dave grab the keys to the Aston Martin, strap on Rolexes, and knock back a vodka martini because they are assuming the role of an ex-MI6 agent. They've been recruited by the villainous organization known as Auric Goldfinger to serve as his personal enforcer. With the power of a brand new cybernetic uber eye, they have to face Bond's most infamous villains Dr. No, Xenia Onatopp, Scaramanga, and Pussy Galore. Will Dave forgive EA for tarnishing the James Bond lore? And does Nick have a whole new fear of bowler hats?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth – Hacker's Memory (2017) This Is Taking Too Long To Digivolve]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth – Hacker's Memory (2017) This Is Taking Too Long To Digivolve]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2023 11:00:11 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>More Digimon ≠ More Fun</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Dave and Nick brush up on their Python and JaveScript skills because they have joined the renowned hacker group 'Hudie'. With the help of some pint-sized Digital companions, they must fight to get their identities back and clear their names from false accusations. Will Nick ever recover from the discovery that Digimon Narratives are insane? And will Dave reveal his childhood Digi-crush?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Dave and Nick brush up on their Python and JaveScript skills because they have joined the renowned hacker group 'Hudie'. With the help of some pint-sized Digital companions, they must fight to get their identities back and clear their names from false accusations. Will Nick ever recover from the discovery that Digimon Narratives are insane? And will Dave reveal his childhood Digi-crush?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Batman Arkham City (2011) A Vigilante Blockbuster Of A Game</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Aug 2023 11:00:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[I'm Batman!]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick and Dave guzzled down buckets of whey protein, climbed into their stretchiest spandex, and practiced their Batman voice because they are about to be incarcerated in the new prison: Arkham City. They have to navigate the dangerous street to uncover a sinister plot orchestrated by supervillains Two-Face, Penguin, The Riddler, and more. Will Dave ever understand which Robin is which? And will Nick concede that Batman isn't a superhero?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick and Dave guzzled down buckets of whey protein, climbed into their stretchiest spandex, and practiced their Batman voice because they are about to be incarcerated in the new prison: Arkham City. They have to navigate the dangerous street to uncover a sinister plot orchestrated by supervillains Two-Face, Penguin, The Riddler, and more. Will Dave ever understand which Robin is which? And will Nick concede that Batman isn't a superhero?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Journey to the Savage Planet (2020) A Retro Ride Into Interstellar Exploration</title>
			<itunes:title>Journey to the Savage Planet (2020) A Retro Ride Into Interstellar Exploration</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2023 11:00:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Venus flytraps everywhere</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>"This episode Dave and Nick find themselves crash-landed on Planet ARY - 2 and in the employment of Kindred Aerospace. A planet filled with bizarre and often hostile alien flora and fauna from the cute but flatulent Pufferbird, The carnivorous Meat Vortex plant, and the Mysterious Osmotic Cube. Tasked with finding out if the planet is suitable for future human colonization they will uncover the truth about Kindred Aerospace's less-than-honest intentions regarding the mission. How long will it take Nick to realize there are fast travel points? And how did Dave get scared by his own character?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!"</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>"This episode Dave and Nick find themselves crash-landed on Planet ARY - 2 and in the employment of Kindred Aerospace. A planet filled with bizarre and often hostile alien flora and fauna from the cute but flatulent Pufferbird, The carnivorous Meat Vortex plant, and the Mysterious Osmotic Cube. Tasked with finding out if the planet is suitable for future human colonization they will uncover the truth about Kindred Aerospace's less-than-honest intentions regarding the mission. How long will it take Nick to realize there are fast travel points? And how did Dave get scared by his own character?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!"</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Assassin's Creed Valhalla (2020) Colossal Proportions, Lost Identity w/ Canton Parker]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Assassin's Creed Valhalla (2020) Colossal Proportions, Lost Identity w/ Canton Parker]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Aug 2023 13:01:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Vikings in England? Sure</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick, Dave, and special guest Canton Parker braid their hair, grab their favourite axe, and travel to gloomy 9th-century England. Here they embody the role of Eivor Varinsdottir as they lead their clan from Norway to the shores of England in search of a new home. Eivor becomes embroiled in conflict as he discovers the existence of the Hidden Ones and allies with them to thwart the Order's machinations, all while navigating the complex political landscape of England. Will Dave become the Flytiest Flyter in all of England? And can Nick forgive Ubisoft for changing the Assassin's Creed formula so much?</p><br><p>Follow Canton Parker:</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cantonparker</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CantonParker</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick, Dave, and special guest Canton Parker braid their hair, grab their favourite axe, and travel to gloomy 9th-century England. Here they embody the role of Eivor Varinsdottir as they lead their clan from Norway to the shores of England in search of a new home. Eivor becomes embroiled in conflict as he discovers the existence of the Hidden Ones and allies with them to thwart the Order's machinations, all while navigating the complex political landscape of England. Will Dave become the Flytiest Flyter in all of England? And can Nick forgive Ubisoft for changing the Assassin's Creed formula so much?</p><br><p>Follow Canton Parker:</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cantonparker</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CantonParker</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dragon Quest XI S: Echoes of an Elusive Age (2019) An Entertaining Epic In Scale And Emotion</title>
			<itunes:title>Dragon Quest XI S: Echoes of an Elusive Age (2019) An Entertaining Epic In Scale And Emotion</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2023 11:00:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>It might as well be 1986</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week Dave and Nick find themselves in the quaint village of Cobblestone stepping into the shoes of a young hero known as the Luminary. Our hero is in possession of unique powers and is the reincarnation of a legendary hero from ages past. Joined by a group of loyal companions, including a thief named Erik, a martial artist named Jade, a mage named Veronica, and many others, the Luminary embarks on a quest to find the truth about his past and destiny and stop the wicked sorcerer Mordegon. Will Nick be able to forgive the game for having a horrible save system? And will Dave be able to get past controlling a silent protagonist?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week Dave and Nick find themselves in the quaint village of Cobblestone stepping into the shoes of a young hero known as the Luminary. Our hero is in possession of unique powers and is the reincarnation of a legendary hero from ages past. Joined by a group of loyal companions, including a thief named Erik, a martial artist named Jade, a mage named Veronica, and many others, the Luminary embarks on a quest to find the truth about his past and destiny and stop the wicked sorcerer Mordegon. Will Nick be able to forgive the game for having a horrible save system? And will Dave be able to get past controlling a silent protagonist?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Bioshock Infinite (2013) Story Telling That Reaches New Heights w/ THAT_FREAKIN_GEEK</title>
			<itunes:title>Bioshock Infinite (2013) Story Telling That Reaches New Heights w/ THAT_FREAKIN_GEEK</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2023 11:00:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Rapture 2: Electric Boogaloo</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick, Dave, and special guest Alec Samuel from THAT_FREAKIN_GEEK have their heads in the clouds and their feet firmly placed in the floating city of Columbia. They take on the role of Booker DeWitt, a former Pinkerton agent with a troubled past, tasked with rescuing a mysterious young woman named Elizabeth, a girl who possesses a unique ability to open "Tears" in reality, allowing her to manipulate and access alternate universes. Can they survive the numerous challenges, formidable enemies, and mind-bending revelations? Will Nick ever stop gushing over the soundtrack? And will Dave ever find a single game that he doesn't find scary in some way?</p><br><p>Follow THAT_FREAKIN_GEEK:</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/that_freakin_geek/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@thatfreakingeek</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick, Dave, and special guest Alec Samuel from THAT_FREAKIN_GEEK have their heads in the clouds and their feet firmly placed in the floating city of Columbia. They take on the role of Booker DeWitt, a former Pinkerton agent with a troubled past, tasked with rescuing a mysterious young woman named Elizabeth, a girl who possesses a unique ability to open "Tears" in reality, allowing her to manipulate and access alternate universes. Can they survive the numerous challenges, formidable enemies, and mind-bending revelations? Will Nick ever stop gushing over the soundtrack? And will Dave ever find a single game that he doesn't find scary in some way?</p><br><p>Follow THAT_FREAKIN_GEEK:</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/that_freakin_geek/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@thatfreakingeek</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Lake (2021) Makes You Slow Down And Smell The Roses</title>
			<itunes:title>Lake (2021) Makes You Slow Down And Smell The Roses</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2023 11:00:57 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[USPS & Chill]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week Dave and Nick have taken the oath for the United States Post Office and are taking on the role of Meredith Weiss, a successful career woman working as a software engineer in the bustling city who unexpectedly finds herself filling in for her father, who is the local mail carrier in Providence Oaks, as he takes a leave of absence. While navigating through nostalgia and introspection they must rebuild old relationships, start new ones and decide what their future will end up being. Will Dave forgive the developers for making a run feature that doesn't work? And will Nick ever feel remorse over crashing the "Goose"?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week Dave and Nick have taken the oath for the United States Post Office and are taking on the role of Meredith Weiss, a successful career woman working as a software engineer in the bustling city who unexpectedly finds herself filling in for her father, who is the local mail carrier in Providence Oaks, as he takes a leave of absence. While navigating through nostalgia and introspection they must rebuild old relationships, start new ones and decide what their future will end up being. Will Dave forgive the developers for making a run feature that doesn't work? And will Nick ever feel remorse over crashing the "Goose"?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Total War: Warhammer (2016) The Perfect Mash Up</title>
			<itunes:title>Total War: Warhammer (2016) The Perfect Mash Up</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2023 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Fantasy Forefronts</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick and Dave must harness all their RTS playing experience to take control over one of the unique factions of the Warhammer universe to battle for ownership of the all-powerful Vortex. Dave choosing the powerful, loyal, battle-hardened Dwarfs and Nick the Vampires the Immortal denizens of the night, with devilish cunning and pale complexion. They must manage their armies, construct buildings, forge alliances, and wage war against other factions. Will Nick's first Total War game be too overwhelming? And will Dave be able to add Warhammer to his conquests?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick and Dave must harness all their RTS playing experience to take control over one of the unique factions of the Warhammer universe to battle for ownership of the all-powerful Vortex. Dave choosing the powerful, loyal, battle-hardened Dwarfs and Nick the Vampires the Immortal denizens of the night, with devilish cunning and pale complexion. They must manage their armies, construct buildings, forge alliances, and wage war against other factions. Will Nick's first Total War game be too overwhelming? And will Dave be able to add Warhammer to his conquests?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel (2013) A Political Drama In An Anime Wrapper</title>
			<itunes:title>The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel (2013) A Political Drama In An Anime Wrapper</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jul 2023 11:00:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Swordplay and Smart Remarks</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>It's Back to School this week for Nick and Dave but this time they enroll in <em>Thors Military Academy</em>'s prestigious Class VII in a plot absolutely drenched in Anime tropes. It consists of both noble-born and commoner students, an unconventional mix in a society deeply divided by social class. As the plot unfolds they must confront their own personal struggles, navigate intricate political machinations, and develop their combat abilities to protect their loved ones and the future of Erebonia. They forge deep bonds of friendship, learn the value of trust, and ultimately find themselves at the center of a battle that will determine the destiny of their nation. Will Nick even make it to the end of the tutorial? Can Dave ever remember anyone's name?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It's Back to School this week for Nick and Dave but this time they enroll in <em>Thors Military Academy</em>'s prestigious Class VII in a plot absolutely drenched in Anime tropes. It consists of both noble-born and commoner students, an unconventional mix in a society deeply divided by social class. As the plot unfolds they must confront their own personal struggles, navigate intricate political machinations, and develop their combat abilities to protect their loved ones and the future of Erebonia. They forge deep bonds of friendship, learn the value of trust, and ultimately find themselves at the center of a battle that will determine the destiny of their nation. Will Nick even make it to the end of the tutorial? Can Dave ever remember anyone's name?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Jax and Daxter: The Lost Frontier (2009) We Wish It Was Never Found</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2023 11:00:57 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>1:03:22</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Is he a weasel or what?</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week Dave and Nick must join Captain Phoenix and the Aeropans to help uncover the secrets of the eco shortage and the mysterious dark eco that is causing havoc. As they dig deeper they uncover a plot involving dark eco experiments, ancient Precursor artifacts, and a villainous figure known as the Dark Warrior. They must stop this new threat from plunging their world into chaos and restore the balance of eco. But does any of this really matter? Will Nick ever forgive Naughty Dog for letting one of their successful IPs be besmirched? And will Dave realize it's "Daxter" not "Dexter"?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week Dave and Nick must join Captain Phoenix and the Aeropans to help uncover the secrets of the eco shortage and the mysterious dark eco that is causing havoc. As they dig deeper they uncover a plot involving dark eco experiments, ancient Precursor artifacts, and a villainous figure known as the Dark Warrior. They must stop this new threat from plunging their world into chaos and restore the balance of eco. But does any of this really matter? Will Nick ever forgive Naughty Dog for letting one of their successful IPs be besmirched? And will Dave realize it's "Daxter" not "Dexter"?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Path of Exile (2013) A Journey Through A Confusing Diablo Clone</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2023 11:00:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Exiled but not Unphased</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dave grabs his +20 Smoldering Legendary Monocle and Nick wears his +5 Lucky Legendary Spandex Pants because they have both been exiled to Wraeclast, a land plagued by corruption, ancient evils, and supernatural entities. They must embark on a treacherous journey through this realm, seeking redemption and uncovering the truth behind the land's dark history. Will Dave stop referring to the gameplay as just clicking on things? And does Nick have any more room in his brain to add yet another compendium of lore?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dave grabs his +20 Smoldering Legendary Monocle and Nick wears his +5 Lucky Legendary Spandex Pants because they have both been exiled to Wraeclast, a land plagued by corruption, ancient evils, and supernatural entities. They must embark on a treacherous journey through this realm, seeking redemption and uncovering the truth behind the land's dark history. Will Dave stop referring to the gameplay as just clicking on things? And does Nick have any more room in his brain to add yet another compendium of lore?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Lego Star Wars: The Video Game (2005) The Hilarious Adventures of Plastic Jedi</title>
			<itunes:title>Lego Star Wars: The Video Game (2005) The Hilarious Adventures of Plastic Jedi</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2023 11:00:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>May the blocks be with you</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Uh oh, Dave and Nick are going a bit Danish again. That's right they are becoming one with everyone's favourite constructible toy, LEGO. But this time in a galaxy far away with itty bitty lightsabers. Tasked once again with taking on the personas of a vast cast of legends and stopping <em>The Big Bad</em>. This time with even more Lego hijinks and tomfoolery. Will Dave get over the fact that the Lord of the Rings Lego game had full voice acting and this one doesn't? And will Nick finally concede that Star Wars is the best franchise?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Uh oh, Dave and Nick are going a bit Danish again. That's right they are becoming one with everyone's favourite constructible toy, LEGO. But this time in a galaxy far away with itty bitty lightsabers. Tasked once again with taking on the personas of a vast cast of legends and stopping <em>The Big Bad</em>. This time with even more Lego hijinks and tomfoolery. Will Dave get over the fact that the Lord of the Rings Lego game had full voice acting and this one doesn't? And will Nick finally concede that Star Wars is the best franchise?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Honkai: Star Rail (2023) Harmony Amidst Cataclysm</title>
			<itunes:title>Honkai: Star Rail (2023) Harmony Amidst Cataclysm</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2023 11:00:18 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Weebs & Waifus]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>All aboard!! Nick and Dave are travelling through the stars on an interstellar train. That's right they've put their brightly coloured contacts in, dyed their hair a luminous colour and have been working on their cringy catchphrases. They are tasked with battling unknown enemies and unravelling the mysteries of the cosmos in a story that has yet to even have a glimpse of an ending. Will Nick be adding even more Waifus to his ever-growing collection? And how long will Dave's attention span last with a game that has no noticeable ending?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>All aboard!! Nick and Dave are travelling through the stars on an interstellar train. That's right they've put their brightly coloured contacts in, dyed their hair a luminous colour and have been working on their cringy catchphrases. They are tasked with battling unknown enemies and unravelling the mysteries of the cosmos in a story that has yet to even have a glimpse of an ending. Will Nick be adding even more Waifus to his ever-growing collection? And how long will Dave's attention span last with a game that has no noticeable ending?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy (2003) A Game Just Like Yoda: Old and Strange Looking But Legendary</title>
			<itunes:title>Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy (2003) A Game Just Like Yoda: Old and Strange Looking But Legendary</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 30 May 2023 11:00:33 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Cream of the Midi-chlorian Crop</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>38</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick and Dave take on the role of the young Padawan Jaden Korr as they travel to Yavin 4 to join the Jedi Academy to train to become Jedi Knights. Under the tutelage of Luke Skywalker and Kyle Katarn, they must stop the Dark Jedi from resurrecting the Ancient Sith Order and resist the urge to burn a hole through Rosh, the most annoying being in the universe. Will Nick resist the pull of the Dark side and kill Rosh? And does Dave like Kyle Katarn a little too much?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick and Dave take on the role of the young Padawan Jaden Korr as they travel to Yavin 4 to join the Jedi Academy to train to become Jedi Knights. Under the tutelage of Luke Skywalker and Kyle Katarn, they must stop the Dark Jedi from resurrecting the Ancient Sith Order and resist the urge to burn a hole through Rosh, the most annoying being in the universe. Will Nick resist the pull of the Dark side and kill Rosh? And does Dave like Kyle Katarn a little too much?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Slender: The Arrival (2013) Tall, Dark and Hideous</title>
			<itunes:title>Slender: The Arrival (2013) Tall, Dark and Hideous</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2023 11:00:36 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>1:07:58</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Ooh! Pale man scary!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Oh boy... In this episode, Dave and Nick travel to the middle of Nowhere to help a friend sell her house only to find she is missing. After hearing a blood-curdling scream in the forest they investigate and must pick up multiple vague, ambiguous pieces of paper which somehow helps, I think. All while being chased by the mysterious Slenderman who likes the papers where they are?! Will Nick or Dave ever work out what the hell is happening in this game?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Oh boy... In this episode, Dave and Nick travel to the middle of Nowhere to help a friend sell her house only to find she is missing. After hearing a blood-curdling scream in the forest they investigate and must pick up multiple vague, ambiguous pieces of paper which somehow helps, I think. All while being chased by the mysterious Slenderman who likes the papers where they are?! Will Nick or Dave ever work out what the hell is happening in this game?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Chicken Run (2000) A Fowl MGS Clone!</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 16 May 2023 11:00:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege (2015) Puts The "Team" Back Into Teamwork]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege (2015) Puts The "Team" Back Into Teamwork]]></itunes:title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Microtransactions up the Wazoo</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dragon Ball Z: Shin Budokai (2006) Can't Go Super Saiyan]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Dragon Ball Z: Shin Budokai (2006) Can't Go Super Saiyan]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 02 May 2023 11:00:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[And it's not even trying]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Dave and Nick are joined by their editor, Niklas, to be transported to Dragon Ball Z's earth where they are tasked with putting to rest past combatants and stopping the combined malice and evil of Hell itself. Does Dave actually fight people at picnics? Did Nick actually choose academia over Dragon Ball Z? And will Niklas ever return for another episode? Find out next time on CRITICAL ARCADE!!!</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Dave and Nick are joined by their editor, Niklas, to be transported to Dragon Ball Z's earth where they are tasked with putting to rest past combatants and stopping the combined malice and evil of Hell itself. Does Dave actually fight people at picnics? Did Nick actually choose academia over Dragon Ball Z? And will Niklas ever return for another episode? Find out next time on CRITICAL ARCADE!!!</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night (2019) Polishing The Spiritual Sucessor to Castlevania</title>
			<itunes:title>Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night (2019) Polishing The Spiritual Sucessor to Castlevania</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2023 11:00:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Virtual vampires</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Nick and Dave are woken up in 18th Century England taking on the role of Miriam, a Shardbearer, who must help defeat the hordes of Demons released from hell and track down fellow Shardbearer Gebel who is hellbent on taking his revenge on the world from his gothic inspired uber castle, the Hellhold. Will Nick ever pick his jaw off the floor after realizing Save Rooms are found throughout the Castle? And will Dave ever forgive the horrible English accents?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Nick and Dave are woken up in 18th Century England taking on the role of Miriam, a Shardbearer, who must help defeat the hordes of Demons released from hell and track down fellow Shardbearer Gebel who is hellbent on taking his revenge on the world from his gothic inspired uber castle, the Hellhold. Will Nick ever pick his jaw off the floor after realizing Save Rooms are found throughout the Castle? And will Dave ever forgive the horrible English accents?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>It Takes Two (2021) Two Dolls Are Better Than One</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Apr 2023 11:00:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Wood and Clay apparently can mix</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Finally, Nick and Dave are joined by their wives! Nick and Trudi and Dave and Joanette take on the roles of May &amp; Cody whose turbulent relationship has reached its breaking point. However, through some magical intervention, their minds are transported into two dolls made by their daughter, Rose. With the help of the magical Dr. Hakim, they must learn to work together and overcome their differences in order to save their marriage and return to their human forms. Will anyone understand Nick's bromance with Dr. Hakim? Is anyone convinced that Joanette is Dave's wife?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Double Agent (2006) A Game That's Doubling Down On The Disappointment]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Double Agent (2006) A Game That's Doubling Down On The Disappointment]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2023 11:00:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Agents & Assholes]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week Dave and Nick grab their Nightvision goggles and ultra-tight stealth gear and jump into the role of Sam Fisher, veteran field agent of the Third Echelon. But with the loss of his daughter, life isn't so black and white anymore and they have to navigate the murky waters of undercover work in the JBA. Will Dave ever lean to run in this game or just continue to sexually saunter to every encounter? Will Nick ever forgive Ubisoft for damaging another beloved franchise?&nbsp;</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week Dave and Nick grab their Nightvision goggles and ultra-tight stealth gear and jump into the role of Sam Fisher, veteran field agent of the Third Echelon. But with the loss of his daughter, life isn't so black and white anymore and they have to navigate the murky waters of undercover work in the JBA. Will Dave ever lean to run in this game or just continue to sexually saunter to every encounter? Will Nick ever forgive Ubisoft for damaging another beloved franchise?&nbsp;</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Chrono Trigger (1995) A Truly Timeless Time Traveling Masterpiece</title>
			<itunes:title>Chrono Trigger (1995) A Truly Timeless Time Traveling Masterpiece</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2023 11:00:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Best of the best</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick and Dave get their hands on probably the Greatest JRPG of all Time; Chrono Trigger. They take control of the time-traveling crew of Frog, Ayla, Lucca, Robo, Marle, and Crono and their task is to save the world from the clutches of Lavos while traveling multiple time periods. Will Nick be able to get over how much content is stuffed into such a small cartridge? Will Dave ever stop gushing over this 28-year-old gem?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick and Dave get their hands on probably the Greatest JRPG of all Time; Chrono Trigger. They take control of the time-traveling crew of Frog, Ayla, Lucca, Robo, Marle, and Crono and their task is to save the world from the clutches of Lavos while traveling multiple time periods. Will Nick be able to get over how much content is stuffed into such a small cartridge? Will Dave ever stop gushing over this 28-year-old gem?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Forest (2014) "If You Go Down To The Woods Today, You're Sure Of A Big Surprise..."]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[The Forest (2014) "If You Go Down To The Woods Today, You're Sure Of A Big Surprise..."]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Mar 2023 11:00:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Cannibals & Camping]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The worst has happened... Nick and Dave's plane has crashed on a densely forested peninsula surrounded by crazed cannibals! Oh, and they both have a son named Timmy who some red guy stole or something. Now they must muster all their skills and knowledge to survive, try to locate their Timmys, and unravel the mysteries of the island. Will Dave even venture away from the crash site? Will Nick completely abandon his son because his safety comes first?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Digimon World 3 (2002) Sometimes Upgrading An Old Formula Makes New Issues</title>
			<itunes:title>Digimon World 3 (2002) Sometimes Upgrading An Old Formula Makes New Issues</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2023 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Third Times the Charm</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week Dave and Nick are plugging themselves into the Digital World and teaming up with their digital companions yet again. This time tasked with taking down the evil corporation A.o.A. whose plotting to control the world. Will Dave buckle under the pressure of saving the world being on his now 12-year-old shoulders? Will Nick grow too old to finish the game waiting for the battle animations?&nbsp;</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week Dave and Nick are plugging themselves into the Digital World and teaming up with their digital companions yet again. This time tasked with taking down the evil corporation A.o.A. whose plotting to control the world. Will Dave buckle under the pressure of saving the world being on his now 12-year-old shoulders? Will Nick grow too old to finish the game waiting for the battle animations?&nbsp;</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Wario World (2002) Wants To Recreate The Mario Recipe With Garlic</title>
			<itunes:title>Wario World (2002) Wants To Recreate The Mario Recipe With Garlic</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 14 Mar 2023 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>WHAAA!!!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick and Dave are whisked off to have a look at Wario's newly built castle that's overflowing with the riches he's "acquired" and definitely not stolen. But then an ominous evil Jewel awakens and takes everything he has, because of course it does. It's now up to Nick and Dave to help Wario get it all back in a new world that's part Alice In Wonderland and part Jurassic Park! Will Dave's love of Mario mean Wario gets the cold shoulder? And will Nick ever find out why all the bad guys seem to be dinosaurs?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick and Dave are whisked off to have a look at Wario's newly built castle that's overflowing with the riches he's "acquired" and definitely not stolen. But then an ominous evil Jewel awakens and takes everything he has, because of course it does. It's now up to Nick and Dave to help Wario get it all back in a new world that's part Alice In Wonderland and part Jurassic Park! Will Dave's love of Mario mean Wario gets the cold shoulder? And will Nick ever find out why all the bad guys seem to be dinosaurs?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dragon Blade: Wrath of Fire (2007) Tries To Light The Fire Of An Epic Story But Ends Up Dousing It In Mediocrity</title>
			<itunes:title>Dragon Blade: Wrath of Fire (2007) Tries To Light The Fire Of An Epic Story But Ends Up Dousing It In Mediocrity</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Mar 2023 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>47:02</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Motion controls? No thanks</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week Dave and Nick are transported to the region of Galar where they have to watch their fiance die in their arms by the hands of the evil dragon's henchmen. But with the power of their new Dragon Blade and disembodied Dragon voice-in-their-head, Valthorian, they must track down the other evil dragons and vanquish them to save the world and to quell the raging fire within themselves. Will Dave be able to wrestle with the motion controls? Will Nick ever recover from burying his fellow townsfolk?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week Dave and Nick are transported to the region of Galar where they have to watch their fiance die in their arms by the hands of the evil dragon's henchmen. But with the power of their new Dragon Blade and disembodied Dragon voice-in-their-head, Valthorian, they must track down the other evil dragons and vanquish them to save the world and to quell the raging fire within themselves. Will Dave be able to wrestle with the motion controls? Will Nick ever recover from burying his fellow townsfolk?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[My Time at Portia (2019) A Game Trying To Be A Cult Classic With A Little Too Much "Cult"]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[My Time at Portia (2019) A Game Trying To Be A Cult Classic With A Little Too Much "Cult"]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2023 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[It's pronounced 'Portia']]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick and Dave arrive at the pastel-dipped, strangely dystopian, town of Portia where their estranged father has left them a dilapidated Shack to start a new life and career. Thanks, Dad! They must use their wits and hone their skills to become the best carpenter/farmer/researcher/warrior that there ever was... in a community that has Children of the Corn vibes. Will Dave ever get past his beef with rival contractor Higgins? And why is Nick being conspired against by the church?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week Nick and Dave arrive at the pastel-dipped, strangely dystopian, town of Portia where their estranged father has left them a dilapidated Shack to start a new life and career. Thanks, Dad! They must use their wits and hone their skills to become the best carpenter/farmer/researcher/warrior that there ever was... in a community that has Children of the Corn vibes. Will Dave ever get past his beef with rival contractor Higgins? And why is Nick being conspired against by the church?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Mission Impossible (1999) This Game Is Going To Self Destruct In 10 Seconds</title>
			<itunes:title>Mission Impossible (1999) This Game Is Going To Self Destruct In 10 Seconds</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2023 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>53:22</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Introducing Secret Agent Fred</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This episode Dave and Nick put on their black turtle neck sweaters, grab their silenced pistols, and their face-changing super gadgets as they are taking on the role of Ethan Hunt, the point man of IMF. They have to track down a list of undercover spies before it gets into the wrong person's hands. With more twists and turns than a broken Spirograph will this be a mission they can complete?&nbsp;</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This episode Dave and Nick put on their black turtle neck sweaters, grab their silenced pistols, and their face-changing super gadgets as they are taking on the role of Ethan Hunt, the point man of IMF. They have to track down a list of undercover spies before it gets into the wrong person's hands. With more twists and turns than a broken Spirograph will this be a mission they can complete?&nbsp;</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Lego The Lord of the Rings (2012) Literal Building Blocks For A Great Franchise</title>
			<itunes:title>Lego The Lord of the Rings (2012) Literal Building Blocks For A Great Franchise</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2023 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>56:49</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[I'm not biased! You're biased!]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>One does not just simply walk into Mordor, One takes the entire <em>Lord of the Rings</em> Story and turn it into Legos! This week Nick and Dave take on the iconic roles of the Fellowship of the Rings through the discovery of the Ring at the Shire, the ass-clenching Battle at Helms Deep, and the emotive destruction of the Ring in Mt Doom, but all this with wacky Lego-like antics. Will Dave ever leave the Shire after finding the pure joy of just wrecking Bilbo's Party? Does Nick secretly call this game his Precious?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Super Mario Sunshine (2002) A Tropical Paradise Flooded with Unwanted Mechanics</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2023 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Time for a vacation! In this episode, Nick and Dave fly to the sun-soaked vista of Delfino Isle where they take on the role of everyone's favorite plumber Mario. But instead of enjoying himself with his companions a mysterious doppelganger gets our mustachioed friend framed for crimes he didn't commit. We now face hundreds of hours cleaning everything with ... a squirt gun. Will Nick be driven mad by the endless loop of Delfino Isle's catchy tunes? Will Dave ever forgive Bowser for his parenting style?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Time for a vacation! In this episode, Nick and Dave fly to the sun-soaked vista of Delfino Isle where they take on the role of everyone's favorite plumber Mario. But instead of enjoying himself with his companions a mysterious doppelganger gets our mustachioed friend framed for crimes he didn't commit. We now face hundreds of hours cleaning everything with ... a squirt gun. Will Nick be driven mad by the endless loop of Delfino Isle's catchy tunes? Will Dave ever forgive Bowser for his parenting style?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>River City Girls (2019) A Retro Beat-em Up Dipped In Girl Power Attitude.</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2023 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[8-Bit Handbags & Hairpins]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>It's Back to School this week for Nick and Dave but this time as renegade teens Misako and Kyoko. Instead of having to deal with High School Politics and Exams, they have to save their dreamy boyfriends from mysterious kidnappers. But this isn't normal suburbia. Everyone is trying to stop them from the Principal and his Students to the mall clerks and Security Guards, and even the infamous Yakuza. Will Nick and Dave be able to fight the odds and save their boyfriends?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It's Back to School this week for Nick and Dave but this time as renegade teens Misako and Kyoko. Instead of having to deal with High School Politics and Exams, they have to save their dreamy boyfriends from mysterious kidnappers. But this isn't normal suburbia. Everyone is trying to stop them from the Principal and his Students to the mall clerks and Security Guards, and even the infamous Yakuza. Will Nick and Dave be able to fight the odds and save their boyfriends?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker (2010) Proving Great Things Come In Small Packages</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2023 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Military Melodrama</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Nick and Dave camo-suit up, wrap a bandana around their heads, and grab their closest cardboard box. They are on their way to Costa Rica while taking on the legendary role of "Big Boss", aka Snake, tasked with stopping a mysterious army from making Costa Rica a scapegoat for nuclear holocaust. Will Dave manage to follow who all the characters are? And will Nick ever be able to finish the tutorial?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Nick and Dave camo-suit up, wrap a bandana around their heads, and grab their closest cardboard box. They are on their way to Costa Rica while taking on the legendary role of "Big Boss", aka Snake, tasked with stopping a mysterious army from making Costa Rica a scapegoat for nuclear holocaust. Will Dave manage to follow who all the characters are? And will Nick ever be able to finish the tutorial?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Revelations: Persona (1996) Feels Like Writing An Exam Without A Desk</title>
			<itunes:title>Revelations: Persona (1996) Feels Like Writing An Exam Without A Desk</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2023 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>1:04:30</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>This is a PlayStation 1 game?!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This episode Nick and Dave have to sharpen their pencils and grab their backpacks because they are headed back to school! This time to Hermelin High, Japan, where playing a parlor game called Persona gets them caught up in a hotpot of the betrayal, manipulation and high-jinxs of teenage life. Does the the first Persona game hit home as well as its sucessors? Or does it get lost in translation?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This episode Nick and Dave have to sharpen their pencils and grab their backpacks because they are headed back to school! This time to Hermelin High, Japan, where playing a parlor game called Persona gets them caught up in a hotpot of the betrayal, manipulation and high-jinxs of teenage life. Does the the first Persona game hit home as well as its sucessors? Or does it get lost in translation?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Darksiders 3 (2018) A Journey Of A Horseman That Should Be Put Out To Pasture</title>
			<itunes:title>Darksiders 3 (2018) A Journey Of A Horseman That Should Be Put Out To Pasture</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2023 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>51:27</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Too much demon</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This time Nick and Dave take on the role of the most bodacious of the Four Horsemen, Fury. An unbridled mage with an addhorrent dislike of humans and rules, who needs to track down the Seven Deadly Sins and extinguish their lives. Will Darksiders 3 be THQ Nordic's return to form? Or will it be the final swansong of a respected franchise?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This time Nick and Dave take on the role of the most bodacious of the Four Horsemen, Fury. An unbridled mage with an addhorrent dislike of humans and rules, who needs to track down the Seven Deadly Sins and extinguish their lives. Will Darksiders 3 be THQ Nordic's return to form? Or will it be the final swansong of a respected franchise?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Ashen (2018) A Game About Restoring Light But Needs More Batteries</title>
			<itunes:title>Ashen (2018) A Game About Restoring Light But Needs More Batteries</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2022 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[I've already forgotten this game]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The world has been plunged into darkness and the future is blanketed in despair. After the rebirth of a luminous bird-like deity, Nick and Dave have been tasked with the restoration of hope and safety back to the lands. Will Nick's vast soulslike reflexes and skill set make this game a breeze? Will Dave just let his AI companion do all the fighting and reep the rewards?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The world has been plunged into darkness and the future is blanketed in despair. After the rebirth of a luminous bird-like deity, Nick and Dave have been tasked with the restoration of hope and safety back to the lands. Will Nick's vast soulslike reflexes and skill set make this game a breeze? Will Dave just let his AI companion do all the fighting and reep the rewards?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Gears of War (2006) A Fraternity Of Bros Who Turn Into Heroes</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2022 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>OORAH!!!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dave and Nick hit the gym, grab some Lancer Rifles and find themselves drafted into the COG. Their mission? to map out the Locusts' tunnels and blow them all to hell! Will Dave forever be a Fanboy of the Cole Train? And will Nick ever work out the reload mechanic?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dave and Nick hit the gym, grab some Lancer Rifles and find themselves drafted into the COG. Their mission? to map out the Locusts' tunnels and blow them all to hell! Will Dave forever be a Fanboy of the Cole Train? And will Nick ever work out the reload mechanic?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Borderlands 2 (2012) Going Back Down The Rabbit Hole Has Never Been So Fun</title>
			<itunes:title>Borderlands 2 (2012) Going Back Down The Rabbit Hole Has Never Been So Fun</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2022 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Guns, Guns, and more Guns!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Nick and Dave return to Pandora to help their old Vault Hunting comrades against the maniacal Handsome Jack, Pandora's new overlord. With guns galore and enemies everywhere, somehow this game still packs a coherent punch. Will Dave be driven mad by searching for the perfect gun? And will Handsome Jack's sociopathic charm sway Nick?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Nick and Dave return to Pandora to help their old Vault Hunting comrades against the maniacal Handsome Jack, Pandora's new overlord. With guns galore and enemies everywhere, somehow this game still packs a coherent punch. Will Dave be driven mad by searching for the perfect gun? And will Handsome Jack's sociopathic charm sway Nick?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Pokémon Scarlet & Violet (2022) Where The Bugs Aren't Just Pokémon]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Pokémon Scarlet & Violet (2022) Where The Bugs Aren't Just Pokémon]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2022 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>1:38:02</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Get off the pot, Game Freak</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week, Nick and Dave flip their caps 'round, abandon their mothers, and set off for the region of Paldea. This time having to juggle school life, finding Titans, battling Gyms, and thwarting Team Star. Will Dave's wife run away with the new sexy Professor Turo? Will Game Freak ever get Nick's trust back?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week, Nick and Dave flip their caps 'round, abandon their mothers, and set off for the region of Paldea. This time having to juggle school life, finding Titans, battling Gyms, and thwarting Team Star. Will Dave's wife run away with the new sexy Professor Turo? Will Game Freak ever get Nick's trust back?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Axiom Verge (2015) Is A Retro Themepark In Need Of Signs</title>
			<itunes:title>Axiom Verge (2015) Is A Retro Themepark In Need Of Signs</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2022 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>43:09</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Should this feel older than it is?</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Nick and Dave have their 'Old School' skills pushed to the limit when they take on the role of Samus wannabe, Trace Eschenbrenner, on an unfortunate mission to take down Ridley cosplayer, Athetos, in this metroidvania-inspired 8-bit Adventure. See what we did there?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Nick and Dave have their 'Old School' skills pushed to the limit when they take on the role of Samus wannabe, Trace Eschenbrenner, on an unfortunate mission to take down Ridley cosplayer, Athetos, in this metroidvania-inspired 8-bit Adventure. See what we did there?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>God of War Ragnarök (2022) Is A Norse Feast With A Side Of Fatherly Wisdom</title>
			<itunes:title>God of War Ragnarök (2022) Is A Norse Feast With A Side Of Fatherly Wisdom</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2022 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>1:14:22</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Open your heart to it</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dave and Nick travel back to Midgard to embody the role of everyone's favourite father figure Kratos. This time striving to protect his son from the allure of his fate while teaching him that his actions have consequences. Will Nick include some Kratosian wisdom in his parenting? And does Dave even know where he is?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dave and Nick travel back to Midgard to embody the role of everyone's favourite father figure Kratos. This time striving to protect his son from the allure of his fate while teaching him that his actions have consequences. Will Nick include some Kratosian wisdom in his parenting? And does Dave even know where he is?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Horizon Forbidden West (2022) Is A Kaleidoscope Of Wonders With A Handful Of Faults</title>
			<itunes:title>Horizon Forbidden West (2022) Is A Kaleidoscope Of Wonders With A Handful Of Faults</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2022 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>1:00:30</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Hades is a robot?</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Having already saved Meridian and its people, Dave and Nick once again take on the role of the fiery-haired maiden herself, Aloy. Can Guerrilla Games stay true to form and deliver another rollercoaster adventure? Or will the boundary-pushing execution make it lose its spark?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Having already saved Meridian and its people, Dave and Nick once again take on the role of the fiery-haired maiden herself, Aloy. Can Guerrilla Games stay true to form and deliver another rollercoaster adventure? Or will the boundary-pushing execution make it lose its spark?</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>F.E.A.R. (2005) The 2022 Critical Arcade Halloween Special!</title>
			<itunes:title>F.E.A.R. (2005) The 2022 Critical Arcade Halloween Special!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2022 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>55:07</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Paranormal children & Bleeding hallways]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In our first <em>Critical Arcade Halloween Special</em>, Fear junkie Nick and scaredy cat Dave are placed at the forefront of a new government agency, F.E.A.R. Tasked with the assignment of tracking down a literal cannibal and being hunted down by the iconic Alma Wade, this game is sure to dish up some terrifying nightmare fuel. Will this game give Nick the same rush of modern horror games? And will Dave be able to make it past the first level? This game certainly tricks the senses into a symphony of tension and treats them with ballistic delight.</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In our first <em>Critical Arcade Halloween Special</em>, Fear junkie Nick and scaredy cat Dave are placed at the forefront of a new government agency, F.E.A.R. Tasked with the assignment of tracking down a literal cannibal and being hunted down by the iconic Alma Wade, this game is sure to dish up some terrifying nightmare fuel. Will this game give Nick the same rush of modern horror games? And will Dave be able to make it past the first level? This game certainly tricks the senses into a symphony of tension and treats them with ballistic delight.</p><br><p>Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com</p><br><p>Thanks for listening and keep on gaming!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Subnautica (2016) Where Getting Scared Underwater Means Nobody Can See You Wet Your Pants</title>
			<itunes:title>Subnautica (2016) Where Getting Scared Underwater Means Nobody Can See You Wet Your Pants</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2022 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>50:00</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Just add water</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
			<itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[Nick and Dave find themselves in deep water as they try to survive planet 4546B. Will Subnautica's never-ending thrill ride of 'He Who Dares Wins' mechanics be too much for Nick? Will Dave overcome his fear of the ocean or be stuck like a Mollusk in his escape pod?<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Nick and Dave find themselves in deep water as they try to survive planet 4546B. Will Subnautica's never-ending thrill ride of 'He Who Dares Wins' mechanics be too much for Nick? Will Dave overcome his fear of the ocean or be stuck like a Mollusk in his escape pod?<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Overwatch 2 (2022) The Sequal We're All Hoping For Or Is Blizzard Milking Another Beloved Franchise?]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Overwatch 2 (2022) The Sequal We're All Hoping For Or Is Blizzard Milking Another Beloved Franchise?]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2022 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Oh how the mighty have fallen</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bad Boys: Miami Takedown (2004) "Bad Boys, Bad Boys, What You Gonna Do? Play Something Else On Your PlayStation 2!"]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Bad Boys: Miami Takedown (2004) "Bad Boys, Bad Boys, What You Gonna Do? Play Something Else On Your PlayStation 2!"]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2022 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Bad Boys in a Bad Game</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[This week, Nick and Dave take on the roles of Mike Lowrey and Marcus Burnett on the mean streets of Miami. Where being a real cop is about body count and comedic banter.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Mario Sports Mix (2010) Is Exactly What You Think It Is</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2022 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Fat dunks & Hockey trunks]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[In this episode, Nick and Dave hang out with Mario and the Gang. No Goomba Stomping this time. This time we fight for sports supremacy... with a Final Fantasy Twist?<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, Nick and Dave hang out with Mario and the Gang. No Goomba Stomping this time. This time we fight for sports supremacy... with a Final Fantasy Twist?<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Twisted Metal (1995) Might Have The Best Characters Ever Made</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2022 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Clown shoes stepping on the gas</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! In this episode of the Critical Arcade podcast our hosts, Nick and Dave, strap themselves in for some vehicular mayhem, car-tacular carnage, and extremely dated PS1 graphics. The contestants for this game were born ready and have the narrative credentials to show for it. Let's hope the boys can rev their engines loud enough as they pump the gas in this showstopper tournament.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! In this episode of the Critical Arcade podcast our hosts, Nick and Dave, strap themselves in for some vehicular mayhem, car-tacular carnage, and extremely dated PS1 graphics. The contestants for this game were born ready and have the narrative credentials to show for it. Let's hope the boys can rev their engines loud enough as they pump the gas in this showstopper tournament.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Kane & Lynch: Dead Men (2007) Maybe They Should Have Stayed That Way]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Kane & Lynch: Dead Men (2007) Maybe They Should Have Stayed That Way]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2022 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The sequel is better</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[This week, Nick and Dave gear up to take up the roles of an ex-mercenary trying to save his daughter and a medicated psychopath trying to control his "broken mind." But is that the only thing that's broken?<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week, Nick and Dave gear up to take up the roles of an ex-mercenary trying to save his daughter and a medicated psychopath trying to control his "broken mind." But is that the only thing that's broken?<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Killer7 (2005) Throws Us With Zombies From Heaven And Gimps</title>
			<itunes:title>Killer7 (2005) Throws Us With Zombies From Heaven And Gimps</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2022 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>41:31</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>It still holds up</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[For this episode, our dear hosts, Nick and David, had to endure the maniacal insanity of Killer7. A video game birthed by the embodiment of Japanese gaming weirdness himself, Suda51. Will they survive this trip and keep their sanity or could the deranged fun of this game get the better of them? In the name of Harman.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[For this episode, our dear hosts, Nick and David, had to endure the maniacal insanity of Killer7. A video game birthed by the embodiment of Japanese gaming weirdness himself, Suda51. Will they survive this trip and keep their sanity or could the deranged fun of this game get the better of them? In the name of Harman.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Inside (2016) Is Turning Us Into Fanboys</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2022 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Show, don't tell]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[Our hosts, Nick and David, get transported to the sickeningly engrossing world of the hit title <em>Inside </em>released in 2016. This trip to the drab and faceless realm of mystery and intrigue was amazingly suspenseful and will be talked about for years to come or 44 minutes in this specific case.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Digimon World (1999) Is Riding That Tamagotchi High Quite Low</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2022 09:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[That's not even it]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[In this, the very first episode of the earth-shattering podcast, Critical Arcade, our two hosts, Nick and Dave, talk about a game that's a part of many a gamer's childhood. The foray into Digimon World for the Sony Playstation is one they are sure to remember... unfortunately.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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