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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 237: My Leg Hurts</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 236: Demons all around us</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 234: Legally Overdramatic</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 233: I cry when I see the whale</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 232: Big Foot IQ</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 231: Purple Clips</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 230: Big Cup</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2025 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 229: The lying cake</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 228: Crab Turkey</title>
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			<title> Dear Internet Episode 227: Lunch Shame</title>
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			<title> Dear Internet Episode 226: Fake Punches, Real Words</title>
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			<title> Dear Internet Episode 225: Soda Baby Bottle</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2025 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 224: Hoodie Help</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 223: Prank Court</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 222: Uncle Bro</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 221: Cremation Tattoo</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 220: Swooping and Scooping</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 219: The podcast that stepped up</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 218: The Concept of an Elephant</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2025 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 217: Giddy plants</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 216: Put the bad boys away</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 215: Angry Cowboys</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 214: Six Pack</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 213: Last Name Butt</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 212: Belly Slappin</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 211: Cottage Cheese Time</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 210: Michael DiMauro the band</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Feb 2025 18:34:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 209: Finding Foxes</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 08 Feb 2025 18:31:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 208: Wizard the Lizard</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jan 2025 15:54:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 207: Buried in trees</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jan 2025 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 206: The Big Elf</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 205: Baking Soda Pie</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 204: Tingle Sensation </title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 203: Pasta Balloons</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 202: Lost pet</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 26 Oct 2024 03:57:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 201: Soft Mammals </title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 200: Full of slugs</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 199: Shark Moat</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Sep 2024 02:17:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 198: Horse Hygiene</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 31 Aug 2024 03:39:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 197: Consider aliens</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 17 Aug 2024 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 196: I searched clam</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 03 Aug 2024 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This week, we’re talking about taking only 2 plums, the siren call of clam strips, and a pink boyfriend leash!</p><br><p>Edited by Stephen Garcia</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 195: Drinking Cream Egg</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jul 2024 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This week, we’re talking about getting brainwashed by the pledge of allegiance, an awesome name for a girl, and being forced to watch the Watchman!</p><br><p>Edited by Stephen Garcia</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This week, we’re talking about getting brainwashed by the pledge of allegiance, an awesome name for a girl, and being forced to watch the Watchman!</p><br><p>Edited by Stephen Garcia</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 194: Accidental Body Builders</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jul 2024 16:14:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This week, we’re talking about a weird-sounding bird, burping and wheezing like a motherfucker, and the life of a catboy!</p><br><p>Edited by Stephen Garcia</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 193: A sad puppet</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 22 Jun 2024 03:04:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 192: Suckin on sauce</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 08 Jun 2024 03:08:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 191: The Smokin Section</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2024 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 190: Walkin Tux</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2024 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 189: Sorry I burped in your face</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 188: Jennifer Emails</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 187: Thick Pants</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2024 03:28:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 186: Mother likes her water cold </title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 02 Mar 2024 04:23:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 185: Ice cream quarterly</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 183: Shorts?</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jan 2024 15:57:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 182: Coat of arms</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 177: Losing to a dog</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 176: An Emotional Podcast</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 174: Soup Guy</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 173: I painted this podcast</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 172: Toot Terrace </title>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dear Internet Episode 171: That's a damn groot]]></title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 170: Boiled Pears</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 169: A Frozen Yogurt Shop for Margaritas</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 19 Aug 2023 03:07:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 168: Breaded Meat</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Aug 2023 19:33:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 167: Too Many Wrinkles</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 166: Bigfoot smell</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Live From Geeklycon 2023</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jul 2023 19:52:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 165: Sand Hole</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 08 Jul 2023 03:59:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 163: Dill Hole</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 162: Rat Mom</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 161: Stray Babies</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2023 21:04:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 160: Overdressed Chips</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2023 21:37:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 159: Boots made for hauntin</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2023 23:09:57 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This week, we’re talking about guitar practice, haunted boots, and licking statutes.</p><br><p>Edited by Stephen Garcia</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 158: Cheating at swimming</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 157: Less of a Horse Girl</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 22 Apr 2023 00:18:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 156: Drum Fans</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2023 18:00:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 155: Conservation of Mass</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 01 Apr 2023 00:37:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 154: Solomoon </title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Mar 2023 23:14:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 153: Horse Flatulence</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2023 18:07:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 152: Chicken Wing Remains</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 11 Mar 2023 01:28:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 151: Engagement Horse</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 150: Boneless podcast</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2023 23:27:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 149: A can of Nachos</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2023 14:01:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 148: The Kings Gambit</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2023 17:19:50 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 147: Not a Morning Podcast</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2023 00:25:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 146: Cold Food For Dinner</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2023 21:12:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 145: A Jar of Bolts</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2023 21:38:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 144: Haunted Van</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2023 17:13:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 143: Mr Blue Podcast </title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2022 20:46:09 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 142: Tim Magic Stan Lanning</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2022 21:08:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 141: A String of Ground Beef</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2022 22:12:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 140: Thinking of Dudley</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2022 18:26:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 139: President Twins</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2022 19:43:09 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show Nick and Mike are traveling but special guests Ben and Kym join us! They talk about leaving the dinner, who should get the peace the prize, and hanging with ghosts.</p><br><p>Edited by Stephen Garcia</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 138: A human sized hedgehog </title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2022 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we talk about moving ghosts, protecting yourself, and using a clothes line. </p><br><p>Edited by Stephen Garcia</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we talk about moving ghosts, protecting yourself, and using a clothes line. </p><br><p>Edited by Stephen Garcia</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 137: Shower Podcast</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2022 22:22:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we talk about eating lollipops in the shower, how to not be cursed, and language learning apps.</p><br><p>Edited by Stephen Garcia</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 135: One big cow costume for a group</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 134: Fathers energy day</title>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dear Internet Episode 133: It's time to say goodbye to the horse]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2022 14:48:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 132: Magic Mansion</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 131: Cory and Her</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2022 13:55:50 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 130: This Podcast IS the gift</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 129: Hamster Mansion</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2022 03:59:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 128: Crow friends</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 127: Yodel Defense</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 126: Dealing with Brap</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 125: Near death</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 124: The longest underwear</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Live From Geeklycon 2022</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2022 03:59:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 123: Hot for Varney</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 122: Bad Podcast Lovers</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 121: One Hundred Kilometers A Second</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 118: Smell Twins</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 117: Cheese Log</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 116: Mushroom Rings</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 115: Hot Fridge</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 114: A Room For My Spider</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 112: Boys Room</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 111: Easter Mysteries </title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 109: Bible Blade</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 108: Metric Ton of Peanut Butter</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2022 03:50:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 107: Unemployed Baby</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 106: Skeleton roommate </title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 105: Teach me how to burp</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 104: Deviled Screams</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 103: Boys Night</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 102: Malicious Milk</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 101: Cat Annulment </title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 100: Catch up with old friends</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 99: Now With More Snails</title>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 92: Eat all the raw spaghetti</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks episode, we talk about being mean to robots, what to do when you fail the team building game, and working out in your backyard. We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks episode, we talk about being mean to robots, what to do when you fail the team building game, and working out in your backyard. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks episode, we talk about being mean to robots, what to do when you fail the team building game, and working out in your backyard. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 91: The Devil in the Doorway</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 91: The Devil in the Doorway</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2021 00:34:11 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks episode, we talk about keeping Halloween candy for yourself, seeing the devil in your hallway, and subliminals, what even are they?? We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of c...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks episode, we talk about keeping Halloween candy for yourself, seeing the devil in your hallway, and subliminals, what even are they??</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks episode, we talk about keeping Halloween candy for yourself, seeing the devil in your hallway, and subliminals, what even are they??</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 90: Bean boards</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 90: Bean boards</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2021 01:30:18 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>59:38</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks episode, Michael and Jennifer are out because of weather, but we have special guest Nika Howard and Jessy Kimmen! This week we discuss ruining a prank and espresso, and mountain dew.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks episode, Michael and Jennifer are out because of weather, but we have special guest Nika Howard and Jessy Kimmen! This week we discuss ruining a prank and espresso, and mountain dew. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks episode, Michael and Jennifer are out because of weather, but we have special guest Nika Howard and Jessy Kimmen! This week we discuss ruining a prank and espresso, and mountain dew. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 89: Spooky House</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 89: Spooky House</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2021 03:30:18 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>58:27</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks episode, we talk about how spooky is too spooky for a neighborhood, bachelorette party nicknames, and a haunted shirt. We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks episode, we talk about how spooky is too spooky for a neighborhood, bachelorette party nicknames, and a haunted shirt.</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks episode, we talk about how spooky is too spooky for a neighborhood, bachelorette party nicknames, and a haunted shirt.</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 88: Apple Sauce Bandits</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 88: Apple Sauce Bandits</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2021 01:01:59 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>49:43</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks episode, we talk about getting revenge on apple sauce bandits, going to the shop, and whether someone looks like a cowboy. We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks episode, we talk about getting revenge on apple sauce bandits, going to the shop, and whether someone looks like a cowboy.</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks episode, we talk about getting revenge on apple sauce bandits, going to the shop, and whether someone looks like a cowboy.</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 87: Bark Station</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 87: Bark Station</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2021 00:01:33 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>1:08:58</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks episode, Michael is still out for origins, but we have special guest Patrick Edwards! This week we chat about barking at the gas station, an evil ring, and a tech challenged husband.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks episode, Michael is still out for origins, but we have special guest Patrick Edwards! This week we chat about barking at the gas station, an evil ring, and a tech challenged husband. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks episode, Michael is still out for origins, but we have special guest Patrick Edwards! This week we chat about barking at the gas station, an evil ring, and a tech challenged husband. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 86: Accidental Summons</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 86: Accidental Summons</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2021 22:00:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks episode, Michael is out for Origins, if you’re going, say hi by the way! But in his place, we have special guest Christopher Badell from Greater than Games! This week we talk about what happens when your brother borrows you...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks episode, Michael is out for Origins, if you're going, say hi by the way! But in his place, we have special guest <em>Christopher Badell</em> from Greater than Games! This week we talk about what happens when your brother borrows your anime, summoning baal, and walking in the snow and playing boardgames. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks episode, Michael is out for Origins, if you're going, say hi by the way! But in his place, we have special guest <em>Christopher Badell</em> from Greater than Games! This week we talk about what happens when your brother borrows your anime, summoning baal, and walking in the snow and playing boardgames. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet From the Vault: Episode 15</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet From the Vault: Episode 15</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2021 23:23:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, Tim and Jennifer were out this week for Gen Con so we couldn’t record, so we are going to release an episode from the patreon vault. It’s all about a psychic girlfriend. How do you deal when your SO knows everything that will happen?</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>Tim and Jennifer were out this week for Gen Con so we couldn't record, so we are going to release an episode from the patreon vault. It's all about a psychic girlfriend. How do you deal when your SO knows everything that will happen?</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>Tim and Jennifer were out this week for Gen Con so we couldn't record, so we are going to release an episode from the patreon vault. It's all about a psychic girlfriend. How do you deal when your SO knows everything that will happen?</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 85: Demon Dog</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 85: Demon Dog</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2021 00:17:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>52:43</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this week’s episode we have special guest anime expert Vince Kenny! This week, we chat about a dog that may be a demon, and losing your wife to anime. We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast a...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's episode we have special guest anime expert <a href="https://twitter.com/sequencepod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Vince Kenny</a>! This week, we chat about a dog that may be a demon, and losing your wife to anime.</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">RSS</a> – follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's episode we have special guest anime expert <a href="https://twitter.com/sequencepod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Vince Kenny</a>! This week, we chat about a dog that may be a demon, and losing your wife to anime.</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">RSS</a> – follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 84: Toilet Wars</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 84: Toilet Wars</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2021 23:07:33 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this week’s episode we talk about the magical witch in the hedge row and the start of the toilet wars. We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's episode we talk about the magical witch in the hedge row and the start of the toilet wars.</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's episode we talk about the magical witch in the hedge row and the start of the toilet wars.</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 83: Sandwich Lies</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 83: Sandwich Lies</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2021 00:50:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, Unfortunately I was trapped in a trampoline park and Michael was sick this week, but filling in is special guest Mike Bachmann! This week we talk about a mystery outside the movie theater and what to do with when your husband starts a si...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>Unfortunately I was trapped in a trampoline park and Michael was sick this week, but filling in is special guest Mike Bachmann!</p><p>This week we talk about a mystery outside the movie theater and what to do with when your husband starts a side business.</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>Unfortunately I was trapped in a trampoline park and Michael was sick this week, but filling in is special guest Mike Bachmann!</p><p>This week we talk about a mystery outside the movie theater and what to do with when your husband starts a side business.</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 82: Anime Boyfriend</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 82: Anime Boyfriend</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2021 20:22:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this week’s show we talk about where magical creatures come from and how to deal with your SO’s anime crush. We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we talk about where magical creatures come from and how to deal with your SO's anime crush. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we talk about where magical creatures come from and how to deal with your SO's anime crush. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 81: Sharing Food</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 81: Sharing Food</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2021 22:41:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>50:27</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this week’s show we talk about getting out of church, and what to do when your SO says they don’t want food and then changes their mind. We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we talk about getting out of church, and what to do when your SO says they don't want food and then changes their mind. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we talk about getting out of church, and what to do when your SO says they don't want food and then changes their mind. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 80: Doppel-boyfriend</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 80: Doppel-boyfriend</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2021 01:12:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>1:11:10</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this week’s show we talk about hairless cats, seeing your boyfriend in two places at once, and an energy vampire. We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we talk about hairless cats, seeing your boyfriend in two places at once, and an energy vampire.</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">RSS</a> – follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we talk about hairless cats, seeing your boyfriend in two places at once, and an energy vampire.</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">RSS</a> – follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 79: Meat and Vegetables</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 79: Meat and Vegetables</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2021 01:28:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this week’s show Nick and Michael are out for various reasons, but Kym and Ben Stonick fill in! They chat about ears, ham, and twilight! This is not safe for work… We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on y...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show Nick and Michael are out for various reasons, but Kym and Ben Stonick fill in! They chat about  ears, ham, and twilight! This is not safe for work&#8230;</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show Nick and Michael are out for various reasons, but Kym and Ben Stonick fill in! They chat about  ears, ham, and twilight! This is not safe for work&#8230;</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 78: Potluck Problems</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 78: Potluck Problems</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2021 23:22:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this week’s show we discuss a dog with a funny name, an imaginary sister and cheap rolls for the potluck. We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we discuss a dog with a funny name, an imaginary sister and cheap rolls for the potluck. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we discuss a dog with a funny name, an imaginary sister and cheap rolls for the potluck. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 77: Wild Bird Thief</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 77: Wild Bird Thief</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2021 23:09:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this week’s show we discuss stealing your neighbors wild birds, a demon at the campground, and dealing with issues in the boardroom. We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we discuss stealing your neighbors wild birds, a demon at the campground, and dealing with issues in the boardroom. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we discuss stealing your neighbors wild birds, a demon at the campground, and dealing with issues in the boardroom. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 76: Camping Conundrum</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 76: Camping Conundrum</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2021 23:33:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>1:05:38</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, We had to record on a different night this week due to scheduling conflicts, and unfortunately Michaels power went out. Luckily though, our pal Jessy from Naruto-reviewto could join us! On this week’s show we talk about drama at the camp...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>We had to record on a different night this week due to scheduling conflicts, and unfortunately Michaels power went out. Luckily though, our pal Jessy from Naruto-reviewto could join us! On this week's show we talk about drama at the campsite, the hatman, and role playing at work.</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>We had to record on a different night this week due to scheduling conflicts, and unfortunately Michaels power went out. Luckily though, our pal Jessy from Naruto-reviewto could join us! On this week's show we talk about drama at the campsite, the hatman, and role playing at work.</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 75: Bidet Blunder</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 75: Bidet Blunder</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2021 23:00:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this week’s show we talk about the perfect Valentine’s day gift, splitting up the ghosts in a divorce, and having to wear your boss’s clothes. We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of ch...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we talk about the perfect Valentine's day gift, splitting up the ghosts in a divorce, and having to wear your boss's clothes. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we talk about the perfect Valentine's day gift, splitting up the ghosts in a divorce, and having to wear your boss's clothes. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 74: Bean Bag Bungle</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 74: Bean Bag Bungle</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2021 23:02:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this week’s show we talk about refilling your bean bags, dressing like an adult, and weird smells in the night. We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we talk about refilling your bean bags, dressing like an adult, and weird smells in the night.</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we talk about refilling your bean bags, dressing like an adult, and weird smells in the night.</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 73: The food is always geener on the other plate</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 73: The food is always geener on the other plate</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2021 21:15:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this week’s show we talk about punishing your kids bad behaviour with music, taking food of your partners plate, and showing up your boyfriend at the gym. Note: Michaels audio is a little funky because he got a new mic.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we talk about punishing your kids bad behaviour with music, taking food of your partners plate, and showing up your boyfriend at the gym. </p><p>Note: Michaels audio is a little funky because he got a new mic. We'll hopefully have that fixed next week.</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we talk about punishing your kids bad behaviour with music, taking food of your partners plate, and showing up your boyfriend at the gym. </p><p>Note: Michaels audio is a little funky because he got a new mic. We'll hopefully have that fixed next week.</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 72: Gone Ghost</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 72: Gone Ghost</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2021 23:15:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this week’s show we talk about what to do when your partners start up fails, what happens to ghosts when the world explodes, and how to juggle two weddings in one weekend. We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star rev...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we talk about what to do when your partners start up fails, what happens to ghosts when the world explodes, and how to juggle two weddings in one weekend. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts- <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we talk about what to do when your partners start up fails, what happens to ghosts when the world explodes, and how to juggle two weddings in one weekend. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts- <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael</a>, and <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 71: What are feelings?</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 71: What are feelings?</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2021 04:23:18 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this week’s show we find out what love is for the first time, we learn that our mascot is apparently a famous mouse, and we discuss the wildest cat fish story of all time. We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star rev...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we find out what love is for the first time, we learn that our mascot is apparently a famous mouse, and we discuss the wildest cat fish story of all time.</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we find out what love is for the first time, we learn that our mascot is apparently a famous mouse, and we discuss the wildest cat fish story of all time.</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 70: Moms</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 70: Moms</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2021 23:21:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, This weeks show is all about moms, mom’s who steal your jokes, mom’s who won’t talk to you, and your boyfriend’s mom who’s a little too attached to your significant other. We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This weeks show is all about moms, mom's who steal your jokes, mom's who won't talk to you, and your boyfriend's mom who's a little too attached to your significant other. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 69: Ghost George Washington’s Girlfriend</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 69: Ghost George Washington’s Girlfriend</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2021 20:41:33 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, Nick is back and we have a special Saturday recording for you. This week we talk about losing your girlfriend over fried chicken, being hit on by ghosts, and the hatred of clothes. We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-st...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>Nick is back and we have a special Saturday recording for you. This week we talk about losing your girlfriend over fried chicken, being hit on by ghosts, and the hatred of clothes. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>Nick is back and we have a special Saturday recording for you. This week we talk about losing your girlfriend over fried chicken, being hit on by ghosts, and the hatred of clothes. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 68: Mistress-in-law</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 68: Mistress-in-law</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2021 23:04:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, We are back with another special guest, because I was out of town again. Anyway, the gang and Nika Howard discussed rabbits, mourning your father in laws mistress, and dating someone with different tastes.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>We are back with another special guest, because I was out of town again. Anyway, the gang and Nika Howard discussed rabbits, mourning your father in laws mistress, and dating someone with different tastes. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>We are back with another special guest, because I was out of town again. Anyway, the gang and Nika Howard discussed rabbits, mourning your father in laws mistress, and dating someone with different tastes. </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 67: A tampon box full of corn dogs</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 67: A tampon box full of corn dogs</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2021 00:49:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, Well, Nick is out of town again, but that means we can have another special guest on! This we we have Carly Shields on! Unfortunately Nick will be gone next week too. Yeah…we maybe shouldn’t only record on weekends now that we are vaccin...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>Well, Nick is out of town again, but that means we can have another special guest on! This we we have Carly Shields on! Unfortunately Nick will be gone next week too. Yeah&#8230;we maybe shouldn't only record on weekends now that we are vaccinated. Anyway&#8230; On this week's show we talk about hoggin all the snacks, secret snack drawers, piercing your own ear, and the importance of incognito.  </p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 66: An Official Satan</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 66: An Official Satan</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2021 19:40:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this week’s show we talk all about Satan and art and being a bathroom liar. And, reminder, everything said on this show is a joke or a bit or in reference to the video game “Husband Hurler” for the 3DO.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we talk all about Satan and art and being a bathroom liar. And, reminder, everything said on this show is a joke or a bit or in reference to the video game “Husband Hurler” for the 3DO.</p><p>We would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 65: East Coast Socks</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 65: East Coast Socks</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2021 22:36:33 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks show, well, I wasn’t on it. So I’m not exactly sure what it is discussed. I have my shots and was away with my family. I do they talk about a hulk, buying close, and crushin on boys. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show,  well, I wasn't on it. So I'm not exactly sure what it is discussed. I have my shots and was away with my family. I do they talk about a hulk, buying close, and crushin on boys. </p><p></p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternet">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 64: A New Ghost Just Dropped</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 64: A New Ghost Just Dropped</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2021 21:54:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks show, we talk about disrespecting history, admiring your boyfriend, and breaking news, a new type of ghost just dropped. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review ...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show,  we talk about disrespecting history, admiring your boyfriend, and breaking news, a new type of ghost just dropped.</p><p></p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 63: Sexy Potatoes</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 63: Sexy Potatoes</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2021 21:26:45 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show,  we talk about ghosts in the bathroom, singing the national anthem, and sexy potatoes</p><p></p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show,  we talk about ghosts in the bathroom, singing the national anthem, and sexy potatoes</p><p></p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 62: Alone Time</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 62: Alone Time</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2021 23:36:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks show, we talk about internet dating, using toilet time to avoid your significant other, and getting fired over lemon flavored malt beverage. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show,  we talk about internet dating, using toilet time to avoid your significant other, and getting fired over lemon flavored malt beverage.</p><p></p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show,  we talk about internet dating, using toilet time to avoid your significant other, and getting fired over lemon flavored malt beverage.</p><p></p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 61: Plates for Mother’s Day</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 61: Plates for Mother’s Day</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2021 22:54:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks show, we talk about passive aggressive carts, making the grade, and what to do with those horrible plates. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcas...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show,  we talk about passive aggressive carts, making the grade, and what to do with those horrible plates.</p><p></p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 60: Feels bad in the city</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 60: Feels bad in the city</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2021 00:13:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks show, watching riverdale, a city wide event of just feeling odd, and we decide what to do with the extra room. Just a heads up, no new episode next week due to scheduling issues, but there will be a patreon. Stay gold,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show,  watching riverdale, a city wide event of just feeling odd, and we decide what to do with the extra room. </p><p>Just a heads up, no new episode next week due to scheduling issues, but there will be a patreon. </p><p></p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 59: The Air Bud Rule</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 59: The Air Bud Rule</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2021 22:29:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks show, we talk about giving gifts to coworkers, what to do when your best friend loves someone else more, and destroying your gross roommate’s gross shit. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show,  we talk about giving gifts to coworkers, what to do when your best friend loves someone else more, and destroying your gross roommate's gross shit. </p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 58: Extra Pith Please</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 58: Extra Pith Please</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2021 20:50:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks show, we talk about knitting group drama, eating your family out of house and home, and how to eat an orange. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your pod...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show,  we talk about knitting group drama, eating your family out of house and home, and how to eat an orange. </p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 57: Body Pillow Talk</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 57: Body Pillow Talk</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2021 22:30:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show,  we talk about living with your spouse and their anime body pillow, making up crude sayings, and the worst work environment we've ever heard about. </p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 56: A fox named Tony</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 56: A fox named Tony</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2021 21:42:57 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks show, we meet a loveable fox named Tony. We sing happy birthday with a cha cha cha, and we over analyze everything. Whats new…amiright??? Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show, we meet a loveable fox named Tony. We sing happy birthday with a cha cha cha, and we over analyze everything. Whats new&#8230;amiright???</p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 55: Ghost farts</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 55: Ghost farts</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2021 21:45:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks show we talk about a grandpa’s bad influence, blaming your farts on ghosts, and mental health checks. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show we talk about a grandpa's bad influence, blaming your farts on ghosts, and mental health checks.</p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show we talk about a grandpa's bad influence, blaming your farts on ghosts, and mental health checks.</p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 54: Chili Sommelier</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 54: Chili Sommelier</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2021 21:51:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks show we talk about dealing with your girlfriends terrible singing, having a coitus green house, and potatoes in chili. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show we talk about dealing with your girlfriends terrible singing, having a coitus green house, and potatoes in chili. </p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show we talk about dealing with your girlfriends terrible singing, having a coitus green house, and potatoes in chili. </p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 53: Crow army</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 53: Crow army</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2021 20:18:18 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks show we talk about an army of crows, ghost church bells, and the center of earth, you know, where hell is. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcas...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show we talk about an army of crows, ghost church bells, and  the center of earth, you know, where hell is. </p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 52: You’re in trouble now</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 52: You’re in trouble now</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2020 23:01:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, This weeks show we talk about splash mountain, witches, and using a friends shower brush. This is probably the closest we’ve gotten to patreon levels of depravity, so if you enjoy this, why not check that out too! Stay gold,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This weeks show we talk about splash mountain, witches, and using a friends shower brush. This is probably the closest we've gotten to patreon levels of depravity, so if you enjoy this, why not check that out too!</p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 51: A Christmas Conundrum</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 51: A Christmas Conundrum</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2020 23:55:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, This week we bring a little more holiday with a question about what to do when your dang wife won’t stop finding her presents. We also talk about mom’s cool tinder profile, and someone who doesn’t know when to quit. Stay gold,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This week we bring a little more holiday with a question about what to do when your dang wife won't stop finding her presents. We also talk about mom's cool tinder profile, and someone who doesn't know when to quit.</p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 50: What’s a door?</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 50: What’s a door?</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2020 21:32:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, This week is a good one. We had a lot of fun talking about what a door is? I mean, really when you think about it. What are they? We chat about bringing pets to work, adding a portcullis to your room, and Christmas presents. Stay gold,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This week is a good one. We had a lot of fun talking about what a door is? I mean, really when you think about it. What are they? </p><p>We chat about bringing pets to work, adding a portcullis to your room, and Christmas presents. </p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 49: Alpha Cat</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2020 22:38:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, Your filth mommies are back to explain how a 27 year old can be a boomer, recognizing how you stack up against your girlfriend’s cat, and oh boy, what is happening in the very secret crawlspace. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>Your filth mommies are back to explain how a 27 year old can be a boomer, recognizing how you stack up against your girlfriend's cat, and oh boy, what is happening in the very secret crawlspace.</p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 48: Rice, Oysters, and Betrayal</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 48: Rice, Oysters, and Betrayal</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2020 19:47:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, This weeks episode is up to some hijinks. I’ll tell you what. In this episode we ruin some rice, make some smoothies, and expose a baking fraud. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-st...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This weeks episode is up to some hijinks. I'll tell you what. In this episode we ruin some rice, make some smoothies, and expose a baking fraud. </p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 47: Gimme that soup goo</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 47: Gimme that soup goo</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2020 23:36:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, This weeks episode is all about what to do with a bunch of sushi. You can’t just let it go bad can you?? That’s worse than eating it all in one sitting even though it was meant for a whole party.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This weeks episode is all about what to do with a bunch of sushi. You can't just let it go bad can you?? That's worse than eating it all in one sitting even though it was meant for a whole party. We also talk about the worst soup and getting in trouble with the misses for sexy orc pics. </p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 46: Skunk</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 46: Skunk</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2020 00:32:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks show we talk about babies, getting sprayed by a skunk and maybe deserving it a little(?), and how to lie about your voice for 2 years. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a ...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show we talk about babies, getting sprayed by a skunk and maybe deserving it a little(?), and how to lie about your voice for 2 years. </p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 45: Corn Coffin</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 45: Corn Coffin</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2020 21:14:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks show we talk about skyrim memes, how to kick a ghosts ass, and the new beanatarian diet everyone is talking about. You may be asking yourself, what does this have to do with Corn Coffins?? Well,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show we talk about skyrim memes, how to kick a ghosts ass, and the new beanatarian diet everyone is talking about. You may be asking yourself, what does this have to do with Corn Coffins?? Well, you'll have to listen to find out. </p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 44: Sarcastic Love</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 44: Sarcastic Love</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2020 15:07:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>We had a bit of an issue when we switched servers, and this ep got eaten for a few weeks. Apologies!</p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 43: Halloween Haunts</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 43: Halloween Haunts</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2020 22:37:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, This week is our Halloween special! We have three spooky questions for you. We chat about a haunted doll, when is it too soon to invite your girlfriend who you’ve been hanging out with for 7 months to your families casual Halloween party...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This week is our Halloween special! We have three spooky questions for you. We chat about a haunted doll, when is it too soon to invite your girlfriend who you've been hanging out with for 7 months to your families casual Halloween party, and being haunted by a tune.</p><p>The doll in question:  <a href="https://imgur.com/UMAhwhD">https://imgur.com/UMAhwhD</a></p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 42: Coffee Wife</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 42: Coffee Wife</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2020 16:58:33 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this week’s show we welcome a new wife the Dear Internet cinematic universe. Coffee wife. Coffee wife will bring you coffee whether you want it or not. This one…this one goes places. We also discuss the VR zone and what you should sac...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we welcome a new wife the Dear Internet cinematic universe. Coffee wife. Coffee wife will bring you coffee whether you want it or not. This one&#8230;this one goes places.</p><p>We also discuss the VR zone and what you should sacrifice to get the VR zone. And lastly we talk about salt grandpas. How do you deal with your salt grandpa? Let us know in the comments.</p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 41: Ghost Feats</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 41: Ghost Feats</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2020 18:08:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks show we “the most perfect dear internet question” according to one Tim Lanning. This week we talk about Weed theft. There’s only one suspect, but how can we know for sure. We talk about the power of ghosts,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show we “the most perfect dear internet question” according to one Tim Lanning. This week we talk about Weed theft. There's only one suspect, but how can we know for sure. We talk about the power of ghosts, specifically when it comes to attack strength. And we talk about power words and how they should be reserved less they lose their power.</p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show we “the most perfect dear internet question” according to one Tim Lanning. This week we talk about Weed theft. There's only one suspect, but how can we know for sure. We talk about the power of ghosts, specifically when it comes to attack strength. And we talk about power words and how they should be reserved less they lose their power.</p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 40: Clown Essence</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 40: Clown Essence</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2020 20:36:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks show we are talking about your essence and really owning your name. We also talk about cool tattoos you can get for your sisters wedding, and hiding your secret clown past from your serious partner.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show we are talking about your essence and really owning your name. We also talk about cool tattoos you can get for your sisters wedding, and hiding your secret clown past from your serious partner. </p><p>This ones good&#8230;sure I say that a lot, but they keep getting better.</p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 39: Toilet Chicken</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 39: Toilet Chicken</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2020 00:41:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks show we discuss the proper way to make a chicken dinner. Then we discuss walugi based sibiling warfare. And finally we discuss how to subtly name your child after your favorite fandom so they never get made fun of at school...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show we discuss the proper way to make a chicken dinner. Then we discuss walugi based sibiling warfare. And finally we discuss how to subtly name your child after your favorite fandom so they never get made fun of at school. </p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 38: Coffin Wives</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2020 14:56:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, It’s bois night on Dear Internet! And y’all know what that means! Boys get in free! (Note: everyone gets in for free at all times on Dear Internet) The boys are bringing the questions this week for a special digital Geekly Con episode.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>It's bois night on Dear Internet! And y'all know what that means! Boys get in free! (Note: everyone gets in for free at all times on Dear Internet) The boys are bringing the questions this week for a special digital Geekly Con episode. That's not all, this week we have special guest Nika Howard on the show.</p><p>We discuss decorating your room to look like a 90's taco bell, spending a reasonable amount of money on a wedding dress, and buying a coffin for your wife.</p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 37: The Stink Pile Sleep System</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2020 16:04:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, This week we are talking about freshly cracked pepper on everything, monitoring your coworkers, and sleeping in a big stink pile of clothing. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star ...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This week we are talking about freshly cracked pepper on everything, monitoring your coworkers, and sleeping in a big stink pile of clothing.</p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 36: Dump Truck Ass</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 36: Dump Truck Ass</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2020 15:58:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, This week we are talking about Power of attorney, how to get the perfect dump truck ass, and tricking your dumb family into giving you money. It’s the perfect episode. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This week we are talking about Power of attorney, how to get the perfect dump truck ass, and tricking your dumb family into giving you money. It's the perfect episode.</p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 35: The adventures of worm girl and lava boy</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 35: The adventures of worm girl and lava boy</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2020 20:02:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks show we go down a worm hole. We talk about dealing with your girlfriends worm love, lady cats and their girlfriends, and of course how to convince your parents that your boyfriend owns a theme park. Stay gold,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show we go down a worm hole. We talk about dealing with your girlfriends worm love, lady cats and their girlfriends, and of course how to convince your parents that your boyfriend owns a theme park. </p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show we go down a worm hole. We talk about dealing with your girlfriends worm love, lady cats and their girlfriends, and of course how to convince your parents that your boyfriend owns a theme park. </p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 34 – Daddy’s Owl Corner</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 34 – Daddy’s Owl Corner</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2020 19:34:53 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, This weeks show is another goodun. We talk all about how to be polite with your JoJo obsession, texting your shit talking to the wrong person, and why a dad creating a complex RPG and lore around their new owl obsession is rad as hell.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This weeks show is another goodun. We talk all about how to be polite with your JoJo obsession, texting your shit talking to the wrong person, and why a dad creating a complex RPG and lore around their new owl obsession is rad as hell.</p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This weeks show is another goodun. We talk all about how to be polite with your JoJo obsession, texting your shit talking to the wrong person, and why a dad creating a complex RPG and lore around their new owl obsession is rad as hell.</p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 33 – Bean Bandit</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 33 – Bean Bandit</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2020 18:27:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, Apologies for the late episode. We thought it would be wrong to release this episode (which was recorded almost a month ago) without addressing the Black Live Matter protests currently taking place in our country.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>Apologies for the late episode. We thought it would be wrong to release this episode (which was recorded almost a month ago) without addressing the Black Live Matter protests currently taking place in our country. We hope you'll join us in donating to causes that are helping support the right to protest and to end oppression of our black and minority communities.</p><p>On this weeks show we discuss kissing the homies goodnight, when horses are better than babies, and the ultimate sin, stealing and burying my good beans.</p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 32 – Waffle House Atlas</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 32 – Waffle House Atlas</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2020 20:07:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, I never say this, but this is a good one you all. We finally answer one of the most talked about questions on our twitter. That’s right we are talking all about the guy who fights the cook at waffle house. Also,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>I never say this, but this is a good one you all. We finally answer one of the most talked about questions on our twitter. That's right we are talking all about the guy who fights the cook at waffle house. Also, as a bonus we script the entire Hollywood movie based on this story.</p><p>Also in this episode, we talk about selling breast milk to body builders and embarrassing audio books.</p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 31 – The Shrek Betrayal</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 31 – The Shrek Betrayal</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2020 17:19:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, Quarantine time continues with another installment of Dear Internet. On this weeks show, we go all in on love sounds, the current obsession with Shrek, and cutting your SO off from half of their property with mystery. Stay gold,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>Quarantine time continues with another installment of Dear Internet. On this weeks show, we go all in on love sounds, the current obsession with Shrek, and cutting your SO off from half of their property with mystery.</p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 30 – Yawn Catchers</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 30 – Yawn Catchers</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2020 19:58:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, This is a fun episode with one of the weirdest stories we’ve done to date. We talk about fun office signatures, stealing yawns, and sister wrastlin. (It’s not what you think) Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This is a fun episode with one of the weirdest stories we've done to date. We talk about fun office signatures, stealing yawns, and sister wrastlin. (It's not what you think)</p><p>Stay gold,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet / Greetings, Adventurers! Cross Over Bonus Episode Extravaganza</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet / Greetings, Adventurers! Cross Over Bonus Episode Extravaganza</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2020 16:36:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, We have a very special event for you. A cross over with Greetings Adventurers! We are joined by the usual Dear Internet crew plus Mike Bachmann! This is an extremely fun dnd flavored dear internet. Thank you for reading this,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>We have a very special event for you. A cross over with Greetings Adventurers! We are joined by the usual Dear Internet crew plus Mike Bachmann! This is an extremely fun dnd flavored dear internet.</p><p>Thank you for reading this,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>We have a very special event for you. A cross over with Greetings Adventurers! We are joined by the usual Dear Internet crew plus Mike Bachmann! This is an extremely fun dnd flavored dear internet.</p><p>Thank you for reading this,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 29 – The Tarantula Ultimatum</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 29 – The Tarantula Ultimatum</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2020 18:27:18 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, This weeks episode was recorded in the corona time. This is the first time we’ve gotten to chat since all this went down so give us some slack as we get this out of our system. This week we talk about psychic vampires,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This weeks episode was recorded in the corona time. This is the first time we've gotten to chat since all this went down so give us some slack as we get this out of our system. This week we talk about psychic vampires, eating a lot cheese, and when to issue the Tarantula Ultimatum. </p><p>Thank you for reading this,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This weeks episode was recorded in the corona time. This is the first time we've gotten to chat since all this went down so give us some slack as we get this out of our system. This week we talk about psychic vampires, eating a lot cheese, and when to issue the Tarantula Ultimatum. </p><p>Thank you for reading this,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 28 – Eating your wife’s Rone</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 28 – Eating your wife’s Rone</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2020 16:42:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, This weeks episode was recorded well before the world broke. So, this is a bit of time capsule from the before time. On this weeks show, we talk all about relationship issues. What do you do when you accidentally ate all of your wife’s s...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This weeks episode was recorded well before the world broke. So, this is a bit of time capsule from the before time. On this weeks show, we talk all about relationship issues. What do you do when you accidentally ate all of your wife's special &#8216;rone, how many scrunchies is too many, and what do you do when your significant other just won't shut up?</p><p>Thank you for reading this,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 27 – Buttered Business Buttholes</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2020 19:23:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, This weeks show we talk about terrible cook boy friends, how to get your butthole on facebook, and making a terrible job more bearable. On this weeks show, I mentioned a very good clip from impractical jokers.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This weeks show we talk about terrible cook boy friends, how to get your butthole on facebook, and making a terrible job more bearable.</p><p>On this weeks show, I mentioned a very good clip from impractical jokers. If you aren't familiar with the show, its kind of a reverse prank/public improv show that most people write off. In this clip, while doing their thing, a customer complains to the owner and they kind of run with it. Check it out below.</p><p><iframe loading="lazy" width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/_DVqD0XPtfk" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></p><p> </p><p>Thank you for reading this,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Patreon Bonus Question 4: Meat Daddy Preview</title>
			<itunes:title>Patreon Bonus Question 4: Meat Daddy Preview</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2020 20:15:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This is another preview of a patreon exclusive question. On this week's bonus question, we help someone deal with the fallout of her dad's illegal meat obsession. Things don't go well, and you really don't want to miss this, so subscribe today!</p><p>Thank you for reading this,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 26 – Foodie Fraud</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 26 – Foodie Fraud</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 26 Feb 2020 21:48:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, This week’s show we dive into the world of meat crimes and foodie fraud. How do you deal with a spouse running away with your dogs? Who put all this meat in here? And why are these brownies so good. Thank you for reading this,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This week's show we dive into the world of meat crimes and foodie fraud. How do you deal with a spouse running away with your dogs? Who put all this meat in here? And why are these brownies so good.</p><p>Thank you for reading this,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This week's show we dive into the world of meat crimes and foodie fraud. How do you deal with a spouse running away with your dogs? Who put all this meat in here? And why are these brownies so good.</p><p>Thank you for reading this,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 25 – True Love is Garbage, man</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 25 – True Love is Garbage, man</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Feb 2020 19:52:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, This weeks very Valentines day centric episode is all about love. (It’s not) It’s about the most forbidden love, the love of ones garbage man. Also we talk about the love of pranks, and how to lose the love of your wife because you’re ob...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This weeks very Valentines day centric episode is all about love. (It's not) It's about the most forbidden love, the love of ones garbage man. Also we talk about the love of pranks, and how to lose the love of your wife because you're obsessed with a bad joke.</p><p>Thank you for reading this,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 24 – That Frasier Disease</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 24 – That Frasier Disease</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jan 2020 15:30:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, Those two weeks between episodes just seem to fly by don’t they? This weeks show we have stories about asshole neighbors with trees, being the perfect woman online, and stealing gift baskets. Thanks for everything,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>Those two weeks between episodes just seem to fly by don't they? This weeks show we have stories about asshole neighbors with trees, being the perfect woman online, and stealing gift baskets.</p><p>Thanks for everything,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 23 – Mandatory Lip Sync Podcast Battle</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 23 – Mandatory Lip Sync Podcast Battle</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jan 2020 18:38:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, Hello friends, this week we are having a Podcast Lip Sync battle. Please respond with a video of you lip syncing your favorite podcast, Dear Internet. On this week’s show we talk about team building exercises for work colleagues,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>Hello friends, this week we are having a Podcast Lip Sync battle. Please respond with a video of you lip syncing your favorite podcast, <em>Dear Internet.</em></p><p>On this week's show we talk about team building exercises for work colleagues, throwing shade and sticks at your neighbor, and catfishing for fun. </p><p>In this episode we talk about whispering to your co workers, buggered lads, and getting a tattoo of your ex. </p><p>Thanks for everything,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 22 – 2020 Gon` Funk You Up</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 22 – 2020 Gon` Funk You Up</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jan 2020 18:03:57 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, New year, new episode. What a treat. We recorded this episode today, just for you! This episode is a lot of fun even if half of us are on cold medicine and or hungover. In this episode we talk about whispering to your co workers,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>New year, new episode. What a treat. We recorded this episode today, just for you! This episode is a lot of fun even if half of us are on cold medicine and or hungover. </p><p>In this episode we talk about whispering to your co workers, buggered lads, and getting a tattoo of your ex. </p><p>Thanks for everything,</p><p>XOXO</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 21 – The “Christmas” 2019 Special</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 21 – The “Christmas” 2019 Special</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Dec 2019 18:20:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, We have a very special “Christmas” themed episode for you. We talk about all the holiday stories. We talk about hot dogs, secret santa, and dancing with your co workers. You know, standard Christmas things. This one’s wild folks,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>We have a very special “Christmas” themed episode for you. We talk about all the holiday stories. We talk about hot dogs, secret santa, and dancing with your co workers. You know, standard Christmas things. </p><p>This one's wild folks, happy holidays! </p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 20 – Sharing coconut with your neighbors</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 20 – Sharing coconut with your neighbors</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Dec 2019 17:27:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this week’s show, the whole crew is back together to talk about some wild shit. We talk about having too many Almond Joys, passive aggressive pet raising, and creepy neighbors. We are a new show,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show, the whole crew is back together to talk about some wild shit. We talk about having too many Almond Joys, passive aggressive pet raising, and creepy neighbors. </p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show, the whole crew is back together to talk about some wild shit. We talk about having too many Almond Joys, passive aggressive pet raising, and creepy neighbors. </p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 19 – Jennifer, Tim and Nick get in trouble without Michael</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 19 – Jennifer, Tim and Nick get in trouble without Michael</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 20 Nov 2019 16:53:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks show, filth dad Michael is away and Jennifer, Tim and Nick get into trouble talking about coffee shop performances, dealing crumbs to birds, and photoshopping your significant other. We are a new show,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show, filth dad Michael is away and Jennifer, Tim and Nick get into trouble talking about coffee shop performances, dealing crumbs to birds, and photoshopping your significant other.</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show, filth dad Michael is away and Jennifer, Tim and Nick get into trouble talking about coffee shop performances, dealing crumbs to birds, and photoshopping your significant other.</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Dear</a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones"> </a><a href="http://www.patreon.com/DearInternt">Internet</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 18 – Egg Boat</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 18 – Egg Boat</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 06 Nov 2019 12:00:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this week’s show we talk about lying to your spouse about egg skills, being lucky on the job search, and living on boats. We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of cho...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we talk about lying to your spouse about egg skills, being lucky on the job search, and living on boats.</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 17 – Filth Mummy</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 17 – Filth Mummy</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Oct 2019 18:33:11 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks show we talk about demonic paintings, boyfriend compatibility, and ghosts feeling your buttocks. It’s a spooky one so get on this haunted hay ride with us as we tell you some stories from the internet. We are a new show,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show we talk about demonic paintings, boyfriend compatibility, and ghosts feeling your buttocks. It's a spooky one so get on this haunted hay ride with us as we tell you some stories from the internet.</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show we talk about demonic paintings, boyfriend compatibility, and ghosts feeling your buttocks. It's a spooky one so get on this haunted hay ride with us as we tell you some stories from the internet.</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 16 – Toilet Troubles</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 16 – Toilet Troubles</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Oct 2019 13:24:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks show we discuss shitty gummy bears, lighting toilet paper on fire, and needing to find your muse. We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show we discuss shitty gummy bears, lighting toilet paper on fire, and needing to find your muse. </p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show we discuss shitty gummy bears, lighting toilet paper on fire, and needing to find your muse. </p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 15 – That’s Quite an Oni</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Sep 2019 17:49:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this week’s show we talk about, fist bumping your work buds, being a cool dad, and life decisions. We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we talk about, fist bumping your work buds, being a cool dad, and life decisions.</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show we talk about, fist bumping your work buds, being a cool dad, and life decisions.</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 14 – Johnny Apple-Bean</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Sep 2019 15:54:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks show we talk about running for your health, buying too many beans, and making friends with Ernest. We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show we talk about running for your health, buying too many beans, and making friends with Ernest.</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" width="1200" height="567" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-50932" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></figure></div><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show we talk about running for your health, buying too many beans, and making friends with Ernest.</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 13 – HauntedHotel.ghosts</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Aug 2019 13:40:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this weeks show we talk about haunted business expenses, loud sexin neighbors, and buying spite crickets. Please enjoy these shenanigans. We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your po...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-50932" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" width="1200" height="567" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></p><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this weeks show we talk about haunted business expenses, loud sexin neighbors, and buying spite crickets. Please enjoy these shenanigans.</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts- <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 12 – Mold, Smart Homes, and Scary Clowns</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Aug 2019 13:17:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, This week’s show is wild. What do you do when your girlfriend is taken over by mold? Is a cool house that everyone would love worth losing your wife over? And what do you do when your kids are scared of your hobbies? Also,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-50932" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" width="1200" height="567" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></p><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This week's show is wild. What do you do when your girlfriend is taken over by mold? Is a cool house that everyone would love worth losing your wife over? And what do you do when your kids are scared of your hobbies?</p><p>Also, be sure to stay after the music for a special interview.&nbsp;</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 11 – GeeklyCon 2019 Game of Thrones Edition</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 11 – GeeklyCon 2019 Game of Thrones Edition</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Jul 2019 16:32:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, This week’s show is our live show from GeeklyCon 2019 and its Game of Thrones themed! For that reason, we are cross posting on Cast of Thrones. If you’re missing you Game of Thrones talk, this should hold you over for a bit.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-50932" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" width="1200" height="567" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></p><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This week's show is our live show from GeeklyCon 2019 and its&nbsp;<em>Game of Thrones</em> themed! For that reason, we are cross posting on&nbsp;<em>Cast of Thrones.</em> If you're missing you Game of Thrones talk, this should hold you over for a bit. We talk about rude viewing partners, sexy time interruptions and personality quizzes.&nbsp;</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-50932" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" width="1200" height="567" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></p><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This week's show is our live show from GeeklyCon 2019 and its&nbsp;<em>Game of Thrones</em> themed! For that reason, we are cross posting on&nbsp;<em>Cast of Thrones.</em> If you're missing you Game of Thrones talk, this should hold you over for a bit. We talk about rude viewing partners, sexy time interruptions and personality quizzes.&nbsp;</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 10 – Eager Eagles, Son Dating, and Uncomfortable Bosses</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 10 – Eager Eagles, Son Dating, and Uncomfortable Bosses</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jul 2019 12:00:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, On this week’s show, we have to wild stories from the internet to tell you about. We explore living with wild birds, the mindfield that is letting your adult children date other adults, and bosses that may or may not be ministers.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-50932" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" width="1200" height="567" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></p><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show, we have to wild stories from the internet to tell you about. We explore living with wild birds, the mindfield that is letting your adult children date other adults, and bosses that may or may not be ministers.&nbsp;</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-50932" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" width="1200" height="567" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></p><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>On this week's show, we have to wild stories from the internet to tell you about. We explore living with wild birds, the mindfield that is letting your adult children date other adults, and bosses that may or may not be ministers.&nbsp;</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 9 – Selfies, Centipedes, and Sushi</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 9 – Selfies, Centipedes, and Sushi</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jul 2019 20:01:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, Has your 4th of July backyard fireworks been rained out? Never fear, the party’s here. This week we have some delicious casserole, tips on taking selfies in your friends house, and pest control.  We are a new show,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-50932" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" width="1200" height="567" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></p><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>Has your 4th of July backyard fireworks been rained out? Never fear, the party's here. This week we have some delicious casserole, tips on taking selfies in your friends house, and pest control.&nbsp;</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-50932" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" width="1200" height="567" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></p><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>Has your 4th of July backyard fireworks been rained out? Never fear, the party's here. This week we have some delicious casserole, tips on taking selfies in your friends house, and pest control.&nbsp;</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 8 – Boyfriends And Why They Are The Worst</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 8 – Boyfriends And Why They Are The Worst</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2019 23:25:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, This week we talk about boyfriends and three different ways they are bad. All boyfriends are bad, but we spotlight three boyfriend badness pioneers, and their new and inventive ways of being bad. We are a new show,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-50932" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" width="1200" height="567" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></p><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This week we talk about boyfriends and three different ways they are bad. All boyfriends are bad, but we spotlight three boyfriend badness pioneers, and their new and inventive ways of being bad.</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-50932" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" width="1200" height="567" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></p><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>This week we talk about boyfriends and three different ways they are bad. All boyfriends are bad, but we spotlight three boyfriend badness pioneers, and their new and inventive ways of being bad.</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 7 – The Weedisode</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 7 – The Weedisode</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jun 2019 14:54:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, Expectations were high for our first new recording since we launched Dear Internet, and through a joint effort we believe we have produced the dopest of all episodes. Our best buds weeded out all of the half-baked questions so that we co...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-50932" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" width="1200" height="567" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></p><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>Expectations were high for our first new recording since we launched Dear Internet, and through a joint effort we believe we have produced the dopest of all episodes. Our best buds weeded out all of the half-baked questions so that we could bring you only the dankest of internet queries.&nbsp; We talk about weed.</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-50932" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" width="1200" height="567" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></p><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>Expectations were high for our first new recording since we launched Dear Internet, and through a joint effort we believe we have produced the dopest of all episodes. Our best buds weeded out all of the half-baked questions so that we could bring you only the dankest of internet queries.&nbsp; We talk about weed.</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 6 – GeeklyCon 2018 Liveshow</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2019 14:52:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-50932" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" width="1200" height="567" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></p><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>What are podcasts other than internet time capsules? We deeply explore this idea with this week's episode which also happens to be our GeeklyCon 2018 live show. Surprising no one, we talk about ghosts.&nbsp;</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p>This week's episode was edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/animat3dm3">Carly Shields</a>!</p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 5 – Butter Wars, Violin Wars, and Skull Wars</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2019 15:23:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, Y’all, people on the internet have so my problems! Luck for us, conflict is the core of drama. This week there is too much butter! Also, what about owning your classmates with virtuoso violin skills? Finally.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-50932" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg" alt="" width="1200" height="567" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet.jpg 1200w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-300x142.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-768x363.jpg 768w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-298x141.jpg 298w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DearInternet-620x293.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></p><p>Dear Internet,</p><p>Y'all, people on the internet have so my problems! Luck for us, conflict is the core of drama. This week there is too much butter! Also, what about owning your classmates with virtuoso violin skills? Finally. Can we talk about TEN THOUSAND SKULLS?</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>, and&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning!</a></p><p>This week's episode was edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/animat3dm3">Carly Shields</a>!</p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 4 – Dating a Cat, Buying Damn Jeans, and Coveting Skulls</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 4 – Dating a Cat, Buying Damn Jeans, and Coveting Skulls</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2019 13:45:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, Please note that we aren’t kink shamers, and we don’t kink shame in this episode. If being a cat, being bought jeans, or your best friend’s naked skull is what gets you horny, we aren’t going to yuck your yum. We are a new show,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-49292" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400.jpg 400w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-150x150.jpg 150w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-300x300.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-180x180.jpg 180w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-75x75.jpg 75w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-298x298.jpg 298w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" />Dear Internet,</p><p>Please note that we aren't kink shamers, and we don't kink shame in this episode. If being a cat, being bought jeans, or your best friend's naked skull is what gets you horny, we aren't going to yuck your yum.</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning</a>,&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 3 – Wrasslin, Toots, and Messed Up Smoothies</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 3 – Wrasslin, Toots, and Messed Up Smoothies</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2019 21:03:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, What a week! What would you do with that wrestling ring in your back yard? Are your toots so bad that they are affecting your relationship? Do you crave a spaghetti smoothie? If so, we may have answered your question this week!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-49292" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400.jpg 400w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-150x150.jpg 150w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-300x300.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-180x180.jpg 180w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-75x75.jpg 75w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-298x298.jpg 298w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" />Dear Internet,</p><p>What a week! What would you do with that wrestling ring in your back yard? Are your toots so bad that they are affecting your relationship? Do you crave a spaghetti smoothie? If so, we may have answered your question this week!</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning</a>,&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 2 – Alligators, Geese, and Demon Cats</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 2 – Alligators, Geese, and Demon Cats</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2019 13:13:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, This week we touch on all of the most aggressive beasts in this, our terrible world. Should you be more afraid of a moat alligator, a demon cat, or a canada goose? The answer is of course “yes.” Sorry for spoiling the episode,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-49292" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400.jpg 400w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-150x150.jpg 150w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-300x300.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-180x180.jpg 180w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-75x75.jpg 75w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-298x298.jpg 298w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" />Dear Internet,</p><p>This week we touch on all of the most aggressive beasts in this, our terrible world. Should you be more afraid of a moat alligator, a demon cat, or a canada goose? The answer is of course “yes.” Sorry for spoiling the episode, but please still listen anyway.</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through <a href="http://www.patreon.com/castofthrones">Cast of Thrones</a>.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning</a>,&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dear Internet Episode 1 – Mushrooms, WoW, and Big Foot</title>
			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Episode 1 – Mushrooms, WoW, and Big Foot</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2019 13:28:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dear Internet, We love doing Cast of Thrones, but all good things must come to an end, and with the final season of GoT upon us we needed to figure out what is next. The answer is our new show: Dear Internet! On our new show,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-49292" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400.jpg 400w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-150x150.jpg 150w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-300x300.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-180x180.jpg 180w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-75x75.jpg 75w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-298x298.jpg 298w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" />Dear Internet,</p><p>We love doing&nbsp;<em>Cast of Thrones,</em>&nbsp;but all good things must come to an end, and with the final season of GoT upon us we needed to figure out what is next.&nbsp;The answer is our new show: <em>Dear Internet</em>!</p><p>On our new show, we delve deep into the dark corners of the internet, and find the people that need our help the most. There are some questions that you only dare ask the Internet. Hopefully the very real and serious advice we dole out will work to make the world a better place.</p><p>This week we help a couple with their mushroom problem, we discuss whether or not you should pad out your resume with your World of Warcraft experience, and what to do when your new love interest only wants to go on dates that include hunting Big Foot.</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice!&nbsp;</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-49292" src="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" srcset="https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400.jpg 400w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-150x150.jpg 150w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-300x300.jpg 300w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-180x180.jpg 180w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-75x75.jpg 75w, https://geeklyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dear_internet_400x400-298x298.jpg 298w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" />Dear Internet,</p><p>We love doing&nbsp;<em>Cast of Thrones,</em>&nbsp;but all good things must come to an end, and with the final season of GoT upon us we needed to figure out what is next.&nbsp;The answer is our new show: <em>Dear Internet</em>!</p><p>On our new show, we delve deep into the dark corners of the internet, and find the people that need our help the most. There are some questions that you only dare ask the Internet. Hopefully the very real and serious advice we dole out will work to make the world a better place.</p><p>This week we help a couple with their mushroom problem, we discuss whether or not you should pad out your resume with your World of Warcraft experience, and what to do when your new love interest only wants to go on dates that include hunting Big Foot.</p><p>We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice!&nbsp;</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a></p><p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-internet/id1459168908">Apple Podcast</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/7ffcZlHqAqifWEgg2pqulM">Spotify</a>, <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/geeklyinc/dearinternet">RSS</a> &#8211; follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/askdearinternet">Twitter</a>!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<itunes:title>Dear Internet Teaser</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2019 19:58:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The gang that created Cast of Thrones would like to introduce you to our new podcast. It’s called Dear Internet and its all about the fun stories and questions you wouldn’t dare ask anyone but the internet.  Since Game of Thrones is wrapping up,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The gang that created <em>Cast of Thrones</em> would like to introduce you to our new podcast. It’s called&nbsp;<em>Dear Internet&nbsp;</em>and its all about the fun stories and questions you wouldn’t dare ask anyone but the internet.&nbsp;</p><p>Since <em>Game of Thrones</em> is wrapping up, we will begin releasing episodes of <em>Dear Internet</em> along with the final season of <em>Cast of Thrones</em> in an effort to fill that podcast-shaped hole in your heart.</p><p>This is a preview of the show with clips pulled from the first few episodes, and gives the general flavor of the show.</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The gang that created <em>Cast of Thrones</em> would like to introduce you to our new podcast. It’s called&nbsp;<em>Dear Internet&nbsp;</em>and its all about the fun stories and questions you wouldn’t dare ask anyone but the internet.&nbsp;</p><p>Since <em>Game of Thrones</em> is wrapping up, we will begin releasing episodes of <em>Dear Internet</em> along with the final season of <em>Cast of Thrones</em> in an effort to fill that podcast-shaped hole in your heart.</p><p>This is a preview of the show with clips pulled from the first few episodes, and gives the general flavor of the show.</p><p>The coHosts-&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rbristow">Nick Bristow</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://www.twitter.com/jennifercheek">Jennifer Cheek</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/thriftynerd">Michael DiMauro</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/TimLanning">Tim Lanning</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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