This Might Help with Matt Braunger

EP 9 - Aparna Nancherla, the Bad Girl of Comedy, is Here to Help!

Thu, 30 Jul 2020 07:00:00 GMT

I love Aparna, and I’m far from alone. Her hilarious stage presence, her incredible acting work, and her peerless writing (no one is better at Twitter) have earned her fans from all walks of life. She and I met doing comedy in the waiting area of Walter Reed Hospital ten-odd years ago, and we’ve been friends ever since. THE CALLS: 1) Chris is running out of cooking ideas, can you help??, 2) A woodpecker is living in the corner a guy’s house. How to get rid of it? (Side note: WTF??), and 3) A caller hasn’t been in a relationship for a long time and isn’t sure he wants one. Is that okay? Listen in to hear our genius answers!

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EP 8 - Dave Holmes is here to help you with your galumphing masculinity!

Thu, 23 Jul 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Dave Holmes is an old friend of mine, even though we’re both very young men. His partner Ben is an old friend too, and he’s done all of my theme songs (specials, all podcasts), but I digress. Dave and I can’t figure out when we met, because we’re just that tight. He has an interesting history, some of which you might know, but an even more interesting outlook and brain. I’m glad he could join me to help! CALLS: 1) Annie’s dad refuses to wash his hands in airports because they’ll “make his hands even dirtier.” Also, he’s using airports!! 2) A guy broke up with his lady, “and it hurts like a motherfucker,” 3) What’s good to cook on the grill? An eternal classic!

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EP 7 - Michelle Buteau thinks you should get freaky when you need to!

Thu, 16 Jul 2020 19:15:00 GMT

Michelle Buteau has a Netflix special AND a book on the way, is raising baby twins (a girl and a boy), and has a husband who makes her cocktails. She. Is. Winning. However, she went through a lot to get where she is, and it’s never been easy being a woman of color in America. We get into it on this episode, and Michele uses her wisdom and hilarious point of view to help out our callers. CALLS: 1) Marcus is heavier than he should be, according to others, but doesn’t really want to. 2) An almost divorced woman wants to get freaky with someone. Is that wrong?, and 3) Ethan from Southern California has lost his two best friends to each other and doesn’t know how to deal. Listen in to the problems of strangers with us!

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EP 6 - David G’Borie is Here to Help Everybody Except Confused and Needy White People

Thu, 09 Jul 2020 09:00:00 GMT

David G’Borie isn’t here to help white friends figure out what to do, he’s here for the comedy. David hasn’t had the easiest life, but he’s really easy to be around, and he makes me laugh really hard. We know each other from the comedy festival circuit, and over the past few years he’s found real success both on screen and as the official voice of Comedy Central. CALLS: 1) A man did some trolling online (for good reasons (?)) and lost his job. Is that fair?, 2) Megan wants to know how to get out into the dating scene during these quarantine times, 3) A nice lady has super judgmental friends. Should she tell them to shove it? Listen now and see what we think!

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EP 5 - A 4th of July 3-Pack of Helpful Tallboys

Thu, 02 Jul 2020 09:00:00 GMT

Hey Helpers, this week we thought we’d do something special: Take the week off. Also, because we’re so awesome, we thought we’d do something special for you. Here are the first three guest-less episodes of “This Might Help” in their entirety. Recorded at the beginning of the America pandemic (and before I knew what the hell Zoom even was) these three episodes show how people were feeling back then, and why there’s still reason to keep hope alive and laugh. My plan for “This Might Help” was to have a guest every time, so I wasn’t sure what to do with these, but I’d like our callers’ voices to be heard, and the funny things I said back to not be wasted. Enjoy, and be safe this week.

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EP 4 - Arlo Weierhauser

Thu, 25 Jun 2020 09:00:00 GMT

Arlo and I had a fantastic lunch right before the lockdown where I told them my wife was pregnant and they told me they were taking a new non-binary name: Arlo. For the last ten years or so I’ve known Arlo as Caitlin, one of the funniest people to ever come out of The Portland, Oregon comedy scene, and now they’re Arlo. Congrats pal! Check out their set on Colbert recently, it’s bananas funny. I love Arlo, or as they call themselves, “Coach.”
CALLS: 1) Annie has an overbearing boss who wants her to now work on weekends doing non-work-related chores, 2) a woman working from home has a co-worker who takes her phone into the bathroom during Zoom calls, and 3) A man dating a porn stars wonders how to tell his family about it. Yowza! Coach, help!

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Ep 3 - Josh Gondleman Is A Hilarious Helper

Thu, 18 Jun 2020 09:00:00 GMT

Josh is an old friend, a fantastic comedian, and one of the best comedy writers alive. Also, he’s a dick. Kidding! That’s just what I call him because he’s so nice. Josh is famous for his pep talks online and off, and in this episode he did not disappoint. In fact, we spent the first 20 minutes cracking each other up! Love Josh, love this episode. CALLS: A man wonders if he should leave his “real” job for a “lesser” job to… be happy, a woman asks she she can un-invite her asshole uncle to her wedding, and a fella named Drew wants to know what us white men should do to help change things! Way to close it out, Drew! Listen now.

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Ep 2 - Doug Benson is High and Helping

Thu, 11 Jun 2020 09:15:00 GMT

My friend Doug Benson is a gem, and the hardest working stoned person since Bob Marley’s tour manager. We go back a lot of years, and he’s one of those guys who has never had any ego when it comes to helping out other comics and including them in his shows, podcasts, etc. I can’t tell you how fun it was to listen to these calls with my ol’ pal Dougie. CALLS: A man I called Thor (because he looks like Thor) when I was performing in St. Paul calls in to ask “HOW DO WE DATE NOW?,” Hayley from Maryland has a possum in her backyard she wants to make friends with (This is how bad it’s gotten), and a polyamorous immunodeficient person wonders who she can trust! Whoa. Listen now.

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EP 1 - My Beautiful Daughter Irene Tu Helps Out

Thu, 11 Jun 2020 09:00:00 GMT

Who better to start “This Might Help” out with me than my daughter? Okay, not really. I mean, she’s beautiful, but she’s not my kid. Irene Tu is a hilarious comedian from the Bay Area who I’ve jokingly called my adopted daughter for years now. She’s a lesbian, which I only bring up because as her stupid dad I always wonder why she can’t meet a nice boy. We always have fun, us two, and this episode is no exception. CALLS: Cody from Utah doesn’t want to move in with his parents during quarantine, a man has a new sex toy he can’t use with his social distanced girlfriend, and Brendan in Savannah is under pressure to start running comedy shows again. Irene and I are on the case(s)! Listen now.

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This Might Help - Listen To This First

Mon, 08 Jun 2020 23:13:54 GMT

New to the Matt Braunger podcast pantheon? Check this short ep out first for a primer. "This Might Help with Matt Braunger" drops June 11th!

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80 - The End of the Dipshit Era

Tue, 04 Feb 2020 08:00:00 GMT

Friends, this is the end of the Advice from a Dipshit era. Thanks for all the laughs, problems, and insanity along the way. Amanda and Matt are going on to other things, but remaining friends and keeping all of you as our lovely, lovely children. Braunger will be back with a new incarnation of the show soon-ish, but for now enjoy this last and final AFAD episode, featuring Amanda and Matt connecting, talking about the great times they've shared, and the insane but amazing day they called it off together. Also, enjoy a special song by AFAD's very own muse, the amazing Sally. Love always, M&A

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79 - Relive Fortune Feimster

Tue, 28 Jan 2020 18:14:13 GMT

With her stellar new special Sweet & Salty out now on Netflix, we thought it would be cool to enjoy this episode again with Matt and Fortune Feimster.

How can you add pizzaz to your small town? Big Foot Sitings?
A Chef in LA trying to easy up on after work and boredom drinking
Sally is having some dating troubles
A guy needs a new bed but his new lady is a squirter? Awesome problem.

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78 - Performance Problems

Tue, 21 Jan 2020 17:42:00 GMT

An episode full of profounity, and some profanity today...I made up a word. But! We knock out a lot of creativity issues on the podcast as well as how to turn life tragedy into comedy. Who better to know then Matt?

But to start the episode off

A caller has a new awesome trans friend and wants to not ask questions ignorantly
Sally! as the ever lovely self asks about how to keep focused in a creativity schedule
A guy with some hard medical issues has gotten better but now can't seem to write a joke
How do you get back up on the horse after bombing.

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77 - Should I Open The Door?

Tue, 14 Jan 2020 08:00:00 GMT

Kicking back into a several week break, and squeaking the ol' dispshit wheels we got an episode today about some serious stuff.

Should a listener open the door in his sketchy neighborhood? It's never been good news or girl scouts.
An older brother wants to help his younger teenage sister with her boy problems, because high school is bananas.
A listener has noticed his older neighbor hasn't been coming out? Do you knock on the door or wait for a smell?
Should a first tattoo be the stellar portrait of King Dipshit Himself?

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76- Rerun Kyle Kinane Everyone

Tue, 07 Jan 2020 05:00:00 GMT

Hey Kyle! You had no beard when you did this and things got crazy.After much anticipation and dipshit promotion, here is the amazing time with comedy start up buddy Kyle Kinane. We help out with a bachelor party in need, explain whirlyball, what do you do when you're a lonely asshole or 23 and feeling like its time to move out of your parents house.

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75 - Why Are Farts And Poops Funny? With Special Guest Zach Hoffman

Tue, 24 Dec 2019 08:00:00 GMT

We know you're in the thick of it with family stuff, so take a hilarious break with today's episode!

Nicely nice hearted with Matt's childhood friend Zach Hoffman dropping by and talking about their obsession with writing "death the cabbage patch dolls stories." Zach also educated us on PPM, which is definitely being added to the Dipshit Dictionary. Then to the questions.

Thoughts on tattoos and red vines or twizzlers?
Why are Farts and Shits Funny?
How much should you charge someone to make your "incident" quiet?

Zach traveled to 13 countries and made a stop in LA for some reason, but his stories are pretty cool. He even did a podcast about, "HOMIES AROUNF THE WORLD". You can also find here

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74 - I'll Bet You Dimes To Donuts That...

Wed, 18 Dec 2019 00:06:54 GMT

Heeeyyyy!!! We have another helping of podcast before the holidays and here to help is Braunger with advice on how you can let the bullshit was over you. First we have, a man in love with his best friend, how should he tell her? Then how do you set boundaries with a sister who has none and the family the placates it? Holiday help we can all relate too! Last question is about relationship red flags, we all have them, but what if you're really into the person and then they let you know they are poly? It might be a deal breaker for either one of you.

Don't forget to tell your friends about how cool we are when you run out of things to talk about for the holidays. Break the awkward silence and tell people about the podcast.

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73 - Your Dipshit Holiday Helper

Tue, 10 Dec 2019 08:00:00 GMT

Happy Holiday's Dipmod Squad! Today's holiday special; Matt covers holidays blues, un-blessing the holiday food so you can eat it, family clap-backs and what should you do when Grandma can't load a dishwasher? It's a new chapter in your holiday survival guide because we know making past a weekend with family is in dire need of tactical strategy.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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72 - Single, Bilingual and Ready To Mingle

Tue, 03 Dec 2019 18:43:32 GMT

Hello You! Remember the first episode? Right! Did you know it was actually really great with one of Matt's time favorite questions! Here for your ears to have a party.Episode number one...kinda! We are here for the revival. Matt's inspired to crack the mic again with help from the "monster on the boards" Amanda. Today covers drunken heartbreak, third eyes, keeping motivated and new career paths. Who's single, bilingual and ready to mingle?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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71 - Speaking As A Man Who's Been Punched In The Face

Tue, 26 Nov 2019 08:00:00 GMT

Hey gang! This week's episode got a little serious, but we still had some fun with it. Violence, unwanted advances, the number to roll on a 20-sided die in D&D for a vorpal sword beheading, it's all here! The calls:

- A really nice guy meets up with a horrible girl and gets a beating for his trouble. How to stop this from happening?

- A woman won't leave a taken man alone. What's a decent dude to do?

- The big question: How does one avoid imposter syndrome? Does everybody have it?

Speaking of have it, have at it! And enjoy.

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70 - Milk Spills At Disney Are Not What You Think

Tue, 19 Nov 2019 20:53:24 GMT

Today we have an awesome janitor who's got artistic writers block, a woman with intense short term memory loss and taking care of over growth monster trees. Also special call in for Sally at the end! Want to hear more about Amanda's time working for Disney...spill, chills and thrills!

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69 - How to tell if Braunger was drunk back in the day: He'd kiss your head.

Wed, 13 Nov 2019 04:36:58 GMT

Gang, we're back again with a special non-guest episode.... except you're the guest (kinda)! We tried a new thing: Taping the episode while streaming it on Instagram live! It was a blast interacting with you, and we even took some questions at the end (hence, you were the guest, congrats!). But on the to the calls. This time we had:

- The lovely Sally returns again with a question about hating to hug people, even at a funeral. Also, what is the nature of death?

- A caller ignored our advice (from the Jo Koy episode) to his own peril. What should his punishment be?

- Should a man bring marijuana to Braunger after his show?

- And finally, questions from the masses on IG!

Above all, remember: it's all part of the party (description of what that is in ep). We had fun. lives were helped, and you should listen. Enjoy!

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68 - Daniel Van Kirk On A Slut Shaming Debt You Don't Even Owe?

Tue, 05 Nov 2019 14:33:12 GMT

Daniel Van Kirk is an old friend, a funny dude, and a heck of a guy. You might know him from his podcast with the Sklar Brothers, "Dumb People Town." He's got a new album coming out called "Thanks, Diane" and he sat down with Braungs and Amanda to talk about life. This episode we went DEEP, folks. Calls include a former slut bro wanting his man to know he's committed and faithful, a person who is still in love with an ex/is wondering if the friendship is worth it, and a man who missed Matt's Lafayette show (no big whup) who's living with a squabbling couple (should he step in??). Boy, did Daniel step up as a guest on this one. So wise! Don't be a jerk and give it a listen.

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67 - Chris Garcia Knows How To Bomb At His Dad's Funeral

Tue, 29 Oct 2019 07:00:00 GMT

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66 - Everyone Wants To Do It!

Tue, 22 Oct 2019 15:53:22 GMT

Welcome back, Dipshitters! This episode is chock full of help for us problem-laden folk (i.e. everybody). Braungs talks about a rough moment earlier in the day, gets into how he’s evolving(or trying to), and shares a harrowing story of how he had a booze-induced panic attack a decade ago (“So we’re condoning Heroin.” - Amanda). Fun!

Ooh, we got some great calls this episode.

Call #1: A friendly caller wonders what he can do to stop his new dog (named Jim Beam) from watching he and his wife, well… bone.

Call #2: Ian in Alabama is in a rough spot, having been demoted from a job he’s given his life to Should he stick it out or ride off into the sunset, tires screeching?

Call #3: A man asks Braungs to settle a drawn out, vicious beef between him and his wife on a deeply serious subject. Namely, do you fold or hang t-shirts? Their marriage hangs in the balance.

The advice, as always, is perfect and cannot be questioned. Also, Braungs new hour and current tour is discussed. Listen now and be changed for the better!

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65 - Exposing You To Dave Ross

Tue, 15 Oct 2019 07:00:00 GMT

Matt covers a new version of "Just The Tip" today with Dave Ross, and he's insanely not helpful. Or is he? Live it up and leave you parents house with two fingers in the air, because Dave's a monster and pursue your music career? Also we cover how to please your older and established girlfriend when its a Courtney Cox - David Arquette dynamic. Finally with JTT, do you clean the tie or not?

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64 - Martha True Crime Kelly On The Podcast

Tue, 08 Oct 2019 16:34:15 GMT

To answer the call received on the podcast, which we took very seriously, seriously; We would like to clarify that we are liberal pussies at Dipshit HQ. Also at Dipshit HQ a little sound difficulties via Amanda's audio. My bad all! Otherwise we've got the glorious Martha Kelly on today to help out with liberal pussies and military contracts. Then a women who wants to stop her bad habit of cheating, any habit break isn't easy! Also what do you do when you're getting your ducks in a row but your heartsickness is still taking over, and what comes first a new job or a new apartment?

Broken ankle and all Martha made it today and you can find her on twitter!

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63 - Hold Off The Midnight Munchies With Andy Ricther

Tue, 01 Oct 2019 07:00:00 GMT

Blah! Podcast intros are annoying. However, Andy Richter (Conan) is a gem and he was incredible with advice that is probably, actually useful... maybe? Starting with a wonderful and large gentleman needing help with weight loss and crazy snacking, so the two barbarians that are Matt and Andy tackle that one down. Then what do you do when you love your job but stress and a burning heart are all consuming? Lastly when teenage kids are starting to have sex, where's the line and how do you support them sexually

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62 - Grow Master

Tue, 24 Sep 2019 20:02:31 GMT

Welcome all ye' who suffer from various episodes of dipshittery! You have found your people... some might be feet people, as in people who really really like feet. Is that ok? What about an accountant who is about to leave tax season and become an epic grow master in the weed business. American dipshit's dream right? Then what the hell should you know before moving into your first place? Well that questions got answered two months late, BUT this wouldn't be Advice From A Dipshit without it.Call in at 323-7

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61 - Jenny Johnson Knows The Weed You Should Get

Tue, 17 Sep 2019 07:00:00 GMT

Taking one out of the play book with Jenny Johnson today... "I don't regret anything, I just don't do it again" - Straight from the mouth of a dipshit master. Matt, Amanda and Jenny tackle where you are located in your body, because it can't be your feet. A security guard feeling as though he would make a good cop, but cops aren't in vouge now and how to tell you mom you were in your first accident. Blood oath secrecy with your other family members might need a back up plan. Answering your questions and hol

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60 - It's Gross, But Yes

Tue, 10 Sep 2019 14:46:18 GMT

The place where regrets are encouraged because, you're trying...its another episode with good old Matt Braunger and Amanda. Today we cover some social media issues, ugh to all its heartless monsterness, but you gotta do it. Then how to get along with the in laws when they are extremely different from you. Sound like someone's in for quite a ride! Top the whole thing off with making some friends.Be a friend to the podcast and please tell your friends about our dipshit safe space.Number to call is 323-763-0

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59 - Darling Nikki, Beers Are $10 In Alaska

Tue, 27 Aug 2019 04:00:00 GMT

You know you're a dipshit if you leave the toilet seat up and someone falls in. On the latest and greatest, we cover how to kick out your roommate so your lady can move in. Looking to restart your life after a breakup recovery? Find joy! Top off the tub with should the shower default be tub or shower head? It's a lot to ponder, so listen to Prince and pontificate. Then call in with your own ailments to 323-763-0228!Don't forget to awesome rate us and spread the podcast to your unassuming friends.Check o

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58 - Military People... Welcome Home

Tue, 20 Aug 2019 04:00:00 GMT

A unique themed episode coming through the airwaves today inspired by Ron calling from over seas. Copy that Ron! We answer a larger bundle of questions from our great guys in uniform who have questions we all can understand. how to make adult friends when back, is college for me and Ron has a website called Trainwreck'd Society which is an interview website, but he's nervous about doing live interviews. We understand that one! Then a GI out of college who's wife will make more money, so he's considering bei

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57 - And Men Say They Don't Want Intimacy with Caitlin Gill

Tue, 13 Aug 2019 04:00:00 GMT

Adding to our Hungover and Heartsick album, Caitlin Gill jumps in today with, "Putting Parts In People." Caitlin having just launched her new CLEAN special, Major; helps with tough stuff like, twitter etiquette and what to do when your boss takes on problems and then always passes them down to you. Then we almost save a marriage over,, Can you fart out and entire shit?Find Caitlin GillWebsiteInstagramEvil TwitterWhat did Great Grandpa do to Little Grandpa? Email your thought to AdviceFromADipshit@gmai

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56 - If You're Alone, Heat Up A Melon

Tue, 06 Aug 2019 04:00:00 GMT

In honor of King Dipshit's Birthday please please urself with...organic seasonal fruit. People of Portland approved? Today on this delectable food pyramid of an episode, Matt, with some help from Amanda, covers what to do at work when you get a double promotion in a month and then a total demotion the next month? Then Rob The Ballon Guy calls in about what to do with watching other people excel in a similar field, but he doesn't feel like he has made progress. Deep breaths Rob! Also how do you detect when p

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55 - Love, Peace and Taco Grease!

Tue, 30 Jul 2019 04:00:00 GMT

Great Summer Day Everyone! We have a nice jumble of questions for you today, starting with how to tell your daughter's wonderful step mom that you want mother's day? Then we go really heavy with a guy who has kidney disease and his girlfriend is willing to give him one, is it worth it? Next question is a guy who got married successfully after 5 months of knowing her, but now all of his friends are trying the same method, how does he tell them to stop?! Finally an update on the rim job situation! Thank you

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54 - Retired Astronaut Mother Eliza Skinner

Tue, 23 Jul 2019 04:00:00 GMT

HEY! I GOT JOKES FOR YOU! Best ice breaker ever? Today we are joined by Eliza Skinner, smut writer sensation and self proclaimed will say anything human. Covering how to go sober from the legal stuff? Because you're 30 now and things are changing in your body. Then a super serious moment when your partner has wicked depression, and in modes wants to go open relationship. Finally can pet names be human names or will the break the universe? Email your awesome pet name to Advicefromadipshit@gmail.comCall in l

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53 - What's A Rim Job or a Hummer? Car Stuff Right?

Tue, 16 Jul 2019 04:00:00 GMT

Talking Teenagers! We heard your cries of fear and confusion! What do you do with those pesky kids playing out in the street listening to their trap music? No clue, but! We try to break down the right boundaries to have with a teenage boy who has questions... example, what's a rim job? Then single father, dating with teenage kids, it's a unique situation which needs some tlc. Finally! Return caller want's to know, how long does she have before her boyfriend's teenage girls will kill her?Call in with your a

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52 - Live at SXSW - ONE YEAR EPISODE

Tue, 09 Jul 2019 07:00:00 GMT

Thank you all for being apart of completing our first year! In honor of this monumental occasion we have the live recording of the podcast at SXSW, with Open Mike Eagle, Baron Vaughn (from The New Negros) and of course the core dipshit team, Matt Braunger and Amanda Rosenberg. We answer some tough calls, like what to do when you find a severed penis on the side of the road? When should you tell your unborn child, that dad isn't actually dad? and finally SALLY!!! wanting help with taming the flux of wavering

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51 - Driving Impaired By Spaghetti With Mike Burns

Tue, 02 Jul 2019 04:00:00 GMT

It's easy to deep dive into impairments... which is made especially clear by today's daddy, Mike Burns. Mike enlightens us to the dangers of searching for Screech's Spaghetti while driving, how much cocaine is too much cocaine and fixing maddening horniness? Can you come in 4 strokes or less? What do you do when your partner has medical restrictions for vaginal intercourse? What is a good trade to get into for work? Who do you hire when you want an evil Jame's bond Pool? The answer to the last one is - Mike

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50 - Putting On Your Black Corporate Lawyer Hat With David G'Borie

Tue, 25 Jun 2019 04:00:00 GMT

We have a cool as hell guest today helping solve the daily struggles, David G'Borie is here (The Voice Of Comedy Center). David helps with how to dump someone you're dating but not attracted too, how to properly do magic mushrooms for the first time, because you should prepare. Then a white gentlemen wanting help with the dynamics of the black women in his office. JUST DON"T BE A SNITCH! it's great laughs and solid education at DipshitHQ!Please rate and review us! We would love to keep getting the word out

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49 - Who Has A Fart Corner?

Wed, 19 Jun 2019 19:09:00 GMT

Deep breath in... and exhale out. What's in the air? Great questions today is what? Is that what it smells like? There is a relationship that has soured since work schedules have shifted, and some odd habits have emerged out f it. How do you make friends when you travel 40 weeks out of the year? What should you do about pesticides since they are harming the environment, when are bugs ok? What's acceptable bug behavior? Then finally... do you have a fart corner? Time to get more real about farts.Please rate

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48 - If God Doesn't Exist, Why Am I Afraid Of Hell?

Tue, 11 Jun 2019 04:00:00 GMT

WHAT?!?! Well today is a doozy, with plenty of self discovering in the making. First is what to do when you're the young, new manager at a company and its great money, but not the thing you want to do with your life? Oh and you don't know what you DO want to do! Then we have a guy who is going through a rough patch and his over-helpful friends are not being helpful.. The kicker at the end is a guy 99% sure his childhood idea of God doesn't exist and if that is true then why can he shake off this fear of h

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47 - How To Handy In The Six And Nine Position

Tue, 04 Jun 2019 18:42:00 GMT

Hello and happy pride month! Shout out to our LGBTQ+ community and sending out support. Now in today's episode we have a man, madly in love with his wife, but she's not into blowjobs, so how can he fulfill his six and nine position fantasy? Then a badass wildfire crew member calls in to ask about taking both constructive criticism and compliments better so as not to combust in fiery work environment. Lastly, a dad wants to take his family on a much needed vacation... ROAD TRIP!!Please tell you're friends a

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46 - You're Mental... Health.

Tue, 28 May 2019 23:52:00 GMT

Change of action with this mini episode where we (Matt and Amanda) discuss mental health. Amanda asks Matt several questions about fears, hopes and methods and they also talk art as therapy. Honest and vulnerable episode as we want you to make sure and take care of yourself in these crazy times. Maybe a little less dipshittery to pepper into your life. Moment of silence for reflection of dipshittery.Please email your thoughts to advicvefromadipshit@gmail.com to possibly be featured in the new "After Shit"

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45 - They're Getting Freaky In Nebraska

Thu, 23 May 2019 02:53:00 GMT

Well, well, well...here we are a coming to your ear drums with some stuff going on in Nebraska. On this episode we've got a guy having threesome's with a friend from high school and his wife, but its having some hiccups, but wow what a way to bond with a buddy! Then a 30 year old, college grad, feeling hung up on his age and a girl left in his college town, where to next? Finally, over controlling dad and toxic friends keeping you down, we got you! Know you're amazing and we appreciate everyone for listen

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44 - I Just Want To Beat Him To A Pulp!

Tue, 14 May 2019 22:02:00 GMT

An episode to launch the new country album "Hungover and Heartsick." Today Matt and Amanda cover a guy who isn't over the sudden end of his engagement, and you can feel it. Then how to turn your year around when you're trying to hit all the boxes for a healthy life but your mood isn't swinging positively. Finally why you shouldn't pull rich politicians out of their fancy cars and beat them to a pulp... I mean totally makes sense though.Number to call in is 323-763-0228Please write in your song titles for

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43- I Glory In People Getting Disappointed Like That

Thu, 09 May 2019 05:50:00 GMT

Today in the loveliest of May's we got some goods to shell out. Firstly, if you leave a voicemail finish it because what you're saying is probably awesome! Now the questions covered are some serious stuff, like with the speaking out against abusers and the #metoo movement when someone say's they were molested or abused when do you believe them with hearing both sides? Then how to set boundaries with a family who is big "Ask For Helpers,' finally those damn bird scooters and who the hell do they think they a

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42- Buddy, Relationships Ain't Easy

Tue, 30 Apr 2019 04:00:00 GMT

No one said relationships would be easy... and today we got some juicy ones. Holding back an abusive relationship past so it doesn't bleed into the current one - he's a peach. Getting out of a toxic relationship and having to block her AND HER PARENTS, then someone looking to find balance between gooey love and a good dick joke. Short answer, both.Yo YOU! Please rate, subscribe and tell you friends about this rad podcast. Thank you!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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41 - We Were In A Mood

Tue, 23 Apr 2019 17:19:00 GMT

You know those swings life throws out at you where everything is feeling off? Well that's us today (Matt and Amanda) , those days happen and we really talk about it. As we move along with our episode, we come across people with similar vibes, a stressed out college student, a special ed teacher who just doesn't have the love for his job anymore and feels stuck. We get it...we are there, but are pulling through with you. Happy ending with naming and creating "The Cheese Braunger" for a Florida burger joint.

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40 - Kaleidoscope Jackie Kashian

Tue, 16 Apr 2019 23:21:00 GMT

We are back from a little Dipshit HQ hiatus and bringing it in big with Jackie Kashian today as we figure out the logistics of boxing an opossum in the attic, grab a hold of finances and how to help a sweet, Christian, girl tell people to F-off! We went big on the return and now it's time for you to enjoy!Also video of the episode is on Patreon at Advice From A Dipshit... as well as "The After Shit" Show, where we (Matt and Amanda) talk about our thoughts on this very episode. CLICK HERE for more.Find Ja

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Bonus: Steve O'Harvey

Tue, 16 Apr 2019 00:30:00 GMT

We wanted to make a special point for a special Person. Steve O'Harvey...a great man and comedian, was remembered and celebrated on this special question today.More bonus ad wonderful stuff from YOU... the Dipmode Squad can be found now on our Patreon @AdviceFromADipshit. Click Here for a rad short cut.We are still taking questions for the podcast via voicemail at 323-763-0228.Email thoughts or comments about the overall show to advicefromadipshit@gmail.com. Always appreciate when you catch things via au

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39 - Delight Dave Holmes

Thu, 04 Apr 2019 18:23:00 GMT

What an incredible episode! We start out with a call from NORWAY!!! Dave Holmes, writer and interviewer of all the goods, joins today to help answer a stuck journalist wanting to switch his position to be writing stories he actually likes and cares about, how to approach a hard conversation with a partner you love about a crossroads in your future wants, and finally how to embrace a glorious and majestic beard.Find Dave Holmes:TwitterInstagramHomophilia PodcastParty Of OneLearn more about your ad choi

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38 - Bad Boy Tom Segura

Tue, 19 Mar 2019 04:00:00 GMT

Welcome the bad boy of Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura; who is really well built for wrestling. The gang covers how to move forward with telling someone you want to take the relationship to the next level, how to move forward with telling someone you're romantically interested in and Sally is here to help us reflect on the lonely moment when you're transitioning into a new life phase aka out of college and entering the workforce. We find a way to play "Bad Boys" when cops pull someone over... Thank you

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37 - Lisa Hanawalt (Indy's Mom)

Tue, 05 Mar 2019 17:10:00 GMT

Welcoming on Advice From A Dipshit is Cartoonist and Indy's mom, Lisa Hanawalt! The group discusses dogs, and emotional self expression through art, or if you're Matt...trash throwing. Then we help out guy who's girlfriends parents are aging and becoming really dependent, how to make adult friends because you're the single one of your crew along married couples and babies. Then making a bumble profile out of no experience.You can find Lisa's amazing work on BoJack Horseman and Tuca + BertieWebsiteInstagr

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36 - Very Smart Rhea Butcher

Tue, 26 Feb 2019 10:00:00 GMT

Welcoming Rhea Butcher to the plate for knocking out advice on dating other comedians, how to keep a healthy routine when you want to fall off the rails in the new relationship, marriage future crossroads and how to become a vegetarian. Matt uses the word Untenable again but it doesn't phase Rhea because she is very smart. It gets better...today at dipshit HQ.Find Rhea:WebsiteInstagramTwitterPodcastLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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35 - The Brauns Reunited - Kurt Braunohler

Tue, 19 Feb 2019 17:40:00 GMT

The Brauns are together to thwart swamp @ss, the boss who wants to be buddies and a handful of baby problems. May their mighty politeness overtake the evils of the land and cover the wounds with "Patch Um Up Jobs." It was a pleasure to have Kurt Braunohler on the podcast today.Where to find Kurt:WebsiteInstagramTwitterYoutube (the intro video is adorable)Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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34 - Game Recognize Game Bobbly Lee

Tue, 12 Feb 2019 07:00:00 GMT

Old Mad TV boys reunite! In between Bobby Lee asking a lot of questions himself we have some great stuff to cover today. A first relationship post divorced is a man's sexual renaissance, but she wants him to celebrate her birthday for the whole month, then a man who achieves the American dream but lost himself and finally a guy who's buddy is capable of blowing himself. Now what?Matt fancy word of the episode is: UntenableYou can find Bobby LeeWebsiteTwitterInstagramPodcastLearn more about your ad ch

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33 - Keto King Steve Agee

Tue, 05 Feb 2019 05:00:00 GMT

Incase you were questioning our credentials on the podcast we talk diet hacks with the keto king, Steve Agee today about if you take a pause between two poops did you go once or twice, and other complex concepts of a pooping intermission. Then what to do when you live by an animal hospital that leaves its patients outside at night, a complicated relationship with a possessive ex-boyfriend still in the picture and with two months left on your lease - what do you do about that check oil light? Quality encompa

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32- Daddy Issues

Tue, 29 Jan 2019 05:00:00 GMT

Life and psychology are full of many chapters, few more common than "daddy issues," You called out and Amanda heard your cries. Therefore on this episode, Matt and Amanda join forces to cover the son of a military veteran, who is also a vet, discovers that his father lied about his service. A woman stuck on how to tell people her father died, what to do with a father who is unsuccessful in dating and how to talk to your dad about the credit card he gave you but not your sister. Fill up your bath with lavend

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31- Fabulous Fave Willam

Tue, 22 Jan 2019 05:00:00 GMT

The time has come in one's dipshit education when you need to learn about bus stations and pubes. Luckily there is no one better than the effervescent drag queen Willam to help Matt with finding out if your cute coworker is gay, how you should shave your pubes, because "New Year, New You," and a longly truck driver called the Phallic philosopher can't get no love. How do you take your hot dog?You can find Willam:WebsiteRace Chaser PodcastInstagramTwitterAlso Willam recommended drag show;PrecinctAnyt

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30 - So Horney You Go Blind

Tue, 15 Jan 2019 05:00:00 GMT

On this lost episode found!!! (Because we booked so many rad guests it had to wait) Matt discusses his keys on how to make a marriage work, when you're a groomsman invited to expensive location wedding you can't afford and how to deal with a kind but possibly condescending project manager/lab head. We've got an outdoor wild cat turned indoor window gazer, so how to bring the pep back in the kittens step? Then Matt and Amanda chat with a 21 year old with a low sex drive, who is possible asexual. More info on

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29 -Notorious Randall Park

Tue, 08 Jan 2019 08:00:00 GMT

Old friend and Ikea Heights Co-Star Randall Park is in today dishitn' the goods. We cover how to break small talk at the holiday party with good conversation starters, what was the first cd you ever bought, fresh Valentines day ideas to get you ready, since the holiday questions came a little past the wave. You knew what you were getting yourself into with this dipshit podcast. Finally, thoughts on a Friends With Benefits" relationship gone complicated and where to get a "follow Your Heart" tattoo. Setting

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28 - Jo Koy, Man

Tue, 01 Jan 2019 08:00:00 GMT

A Happy New Years Special!! Jo Koy joins the podcast today to dive into parenting and positive mentality. The group sets a few new years resolutions and off things go, covering if a father hitting 40 should stay in his stable job or pursue his dream company. A friend who sees depression in his friend and wants to help. Then a mother eager to get help on the modern dating habits of ghosting.Bonus segment at the end!It's the new year everyone, if there is anything you get from us to start your year right re

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27 - The Machine Bert Kreischer

Tue, 25 Dec 2018 08:00:00 GMT

It's an extra long holiday special with The Machine Bert Kreischer joining in today's dipshittery. Let's be real, he is the MOST QUALIFIED person for the job. From gasoline in your butt to many many other things in this episode, Bert holds up to our highest low standard. This episode covers great calls such as; how to talk to your kids as they are starting to become sexually active, thoughts on therapy for a marriage on the rocks and the needed conversation on stranger danger. To all you our amazing listene

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26 - You Know

Tue, 18 Dec 2018 08:00:00 GMT

Happy Holiday Spirits Everyone!! Today Matt will be pleasantly surprised with a voicemail from long lost high school buddy, Aaron Leeman. Then he covers a holiday conundrum for a new couple trying to figure out how to split their family time, then dipshittingly late answer to how to get thanksgiving off from work question. A great debate you can cary for the holidays are chicken wings, chicken nuggets? Then a bonus at the end. This episode is full of surprised for Matt!Learn more about your ad choices. Vis

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25 - Magician Extraordinaire Rob Zabrecky

Tue, 11 Dec 2018 18:32:00 GMT

An absolutely extraordinary magician, musician and actor; Rob Zabrecky is on the podcast today with Matt answering questions about how to turn your performance character on and off, as well as how to become a great performer. Also helping a liberal wife, who's having trouble talking to her conservative husband and a long time single man is nervous over a woman he finally likes to be around. Bonus question: Does The Scorpions - "I'm Leaving You" sound like Michael Jackson's - "Beat It?"Rob is Amanda's favor

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24- Card Justin Willman

Tue, 04 Dec 2018 08:00:00 GMT

Just so you all know a "card" is defined as an amusing person, and it only seemed fitting for our guest Justin Willman, who is both a comedian and magician; to be called a card. Justin helps to today with a student questioning college while in a dead-end job, a man who's regretting breaking up with his girlfriend a week ago and how to properly wipe you butt?Check out Justin's amazing shows at www.JustinWillman.com Magic For Humans on Netflix The Magic Show at The Roosevelt And his US tour Magic In Real Li

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23 - Forever Fortune Feimster

Tue, 27 Nov 2018 08:00:00 GMT

It's great to have Fortune Feimster on the podcast today, helping out with if you should build small town hype by planting a sasquatch sighting, a young chef who might be bored drinking too much and a squirting situation. Also one of our podcast favorites, SALLY, appears back on the podcast.Please be sure to join our Patreon to keep things moving and we're constantly working on and building new exclusive content.Catch the latest Fortune at http://www.fortunefeimster.com/ Learn more about your ad choices

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22 - My Kids Could Date Better

Tue, 20 Nov 2018 08:00:00 GMT

It's Thanksgiving week and we know you're holding on to dear life at the office, so hunker down and get temporarily distracted with Matt for a few. Today we cover various stages of love; new love with a father of two teenage kids who quite frankly, thinks they could do better. Middle love from a lost romantic who feels like he put the kart before the horse and knocked up his love before they got married. Then cool things to do in New Orleans for a wedding anniversary and the heartache of still living with y

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21- Goddess Guy Branum

Tue, 13 Nov 2018 18:17:00 GMT

Witnessing a classic buddy reunion, Guy Branum joins to help out with the dipshittery and storytelling; covering issues from a young man who travels for work and is looking for balance to an inspiring author who just cannot quite break the publishing ceiling. Then what happens when you're in love with your roommate. Plenty of quandaries and conundrums with Guy!Find out more on Guy HERE! and check out his book My Life As A Goddess.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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20- Ever Amazing Erin Gibson

Tue, 06 Nov 2018 08:00:00 GMT

Welcome Erin Gibson to the longest episode in history! Is it worth it? Totally, because background comedy life stuff and the joys of comedy houses are covered. Then some big moral quandries of when is it ok to do something bad the feels so good, providing an underground railroad for woman who need to get abortions in states that do not provide much help, how do you tell someone your dating that you've spent time in prision, and catching your husband venting to the bros about you, when is it healthy?Just so

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19 - Staying The Night On The S.S. Dipshit

Tue, 30 Oct 2018 19:20:00 GMT

To prepair for work we decide if its ok to get a late night handy at the jack shack and reward our hardwork with a blizzard. Matt also takes on when a missing father comes back into town, an artsit who feels uninspired due to the "impending death or the world," another artist guised as a construction worker feeling stuck in concreat and a woman who's father wont let her meet her half brother. Hope on the S.S. Dipshit, our 5 star free podcast.ALSO VOTE PRO-EARTH THIS NOV 6TH!Learn more about your ad choi

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18 - Totally Jason and Randy Sklar

Tue, 23 Oct 2018 07:00:00 GMT

Dumb-Da-Dumb-Dumb..DDUUMMBBB! Creepy October time and we have some questions for the Skalr brothers to help tackle. A guy wanting to spice up his marriage, tainted push up contests, zombie survival strategy and are your parents getting dumber? Just admit you've shit your pants and dive in. www.supersklars.comLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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17 - What's Up Peaches

Tue, 16 Oct 2018 20:17:00 GMT

Back to the basics with the dipshit boss himself, giving out wisdome on mullets and face tattoos, how to support the family after an "unexpected" death, bringing it in with loud neighbors who play shooting games till 3 am and helping you partner loose weight with you. Hint...LOVE Zumba. Yea, owning it!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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16- Seriously Dana Gould

Tue, 09 Oct 2018 07:00:00 GMT

On a very serious note today with guest Dana Gould, it's time to help a stressed out pharmacist wanting a career change, a 42 year old vibrant woman back on the market and a young vet feeling lost in a dead end job while knocking out school. Also your kid might be a jerk, ghost nerves and good times with The Smith's drill instructor...right here... on Advice From A Dipshit.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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15 - Beloved Jen Kirkman

Tue, 02 Oct 2018 22:48:00 GMT

With Jen Kirkman there is a lot covered on the Dallas Buyer's Club, technicalities in selling weed or female masturbation in traffic. Say what?! She's also a huge help, via her self help book experiance with separating from a controling ex and when your past has jaded you and you are struggling to get into your feels. Jen is a brilliant woman, check out her books and then go fourth and "shake that young meat."Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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14 - A Fucking Guru For Peace

Thu, 27 Sep 2018 18:40:00 GMT

Everyone be nice. Here we go to cover the ground of wedding guests who don't bring gifts, the mental reality of cheating, a brother using his family visits as leverage in family get togethers or maybe trying something else when working with "unmotivated milennials" or buying your first house. *Long sigh* I mean who knows.... I don't want to be a fucking guru for peace.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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13 - Cheeto Andrew Santino

Tue, 18 Sep 2018 21:48:00 GMT

Welcoming Andrew Santino on the show today, to give his overall pessimistic views to odd situations; like when your ex's start dating, how to get people serious about working minimum wage jobs. Hint:: Don't make love to the dough:: Then with the holidays around the corner, how do you turn your family down because let's be real...its not going to be fun. Finally some teeny tiny advice on agents.Shout out Marc Maron!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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12 - Kyle Kinane Everyone

Tue, 11 Sep 2018 18:47:00 GMT

After much anticipation and dipshit promotion, here is the amazing time with comedy start up buddy Kyle Kinane. We help out with a bachelor party in need, explain whirlyball, what do you do when you're a lonely asshole or 23 and feeling like its time to move out of your parents house. All shall be confronted here! Also for stand up comedy questions google John Roy's Comedy Lesson on Tumblr, it gives you all you want to know as there is only so much advice that can be given.Learn more about your ad choices.

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11 - Open Mike Eagle

Tue, 04 Sep 2018 19:24:00 GMT

Our first guest since the revamp, Open Mike Eagle is here today to add his musically dipshittery for today’s perspective. So we have a rapper turned truck driver who’s feeling the burn, an “uncle to a lot of nieces” who is struggling to recommend them music, a musical couple wanting to move to LA with stars in their eyes, but should they? Well hide your bong before your parents visit your dorm and maybe go to the barber for those eyebrow hairs because this week is a doozy.Learn more about your ad c

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10- The Fart Egg or The Shit Chicken

Tue, 28 Aug 2018 17:41:00 GMT

A couple couple conondrums and what to do about marinating cat piss. How to not come off like a contrived dick in your life and cary it over to find a way to tell the boss you're doing double duty. Speaking of double doodie, we have "what comes first the fart egg or the shit chicken?" Can a proctologist call in? Also Matt knows shit about chess.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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9 -Propose In The Red-Light District

Tue, 21 Aug 2018 18:43:00 GMT

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8- Hi, I'm Doomed.

Fri, 17 Aug 2018 17:42:00 GMT

It's time to sit down by the campfire with Grizzly Adams and learn how to love your woman, deal with business affairs, start a community block party and decide if you should move to Michigan and open a bar. Also a really tall guy called in and wonders if he's doomed...forever.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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7 -Welcome To The Fucking Neighborhood

Thu, 09 Aug 2018 00:44:00 GMT

Welcome to our dipshit neighborhood where we blast 80's ballads till 11pm, get landlord write ups for strong cooking and lights being turned on and off too much. You accidentally insult the nice old guy in the parking lot and try not to throw bins at people in airports. It's ok, this episode will help you out of your motivational rut.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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6 -An Excited To Meet People Butthole

Thu, 02 Aug 2018 18:26:00 GMT

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5- How To Throw Away Trash Cans

Thu, 26 Jul 2018 10:38:00 GMT

On this episode we meddle in magic with your question onMoving to LA and trying to become a Sci-fi writer but hitting a wall with balancing paying bills and pursuing the dream! Then of course, figuring out how to throw away your trash cans? Seriously! Bud light or Bud Select?A Young magician in Hollywood needing to tell her parents she is quitting college to go full time into Magic!A professional wrestler calls in about how to get back together with his ex.Theres several new angles on matters of

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4 - Make Sure You're Not Being An Entitled Dick

Tue, 17 Jul 2018 17:06:00 GMT

Wow! Have you ever thought to your self, "am I a dick?" Today's episode coversAfter 6 months in a relationships, she wants to move in and our caller likes her but thinks its a bit fast.How do you as for a raise at work?What do you do when Daniel the putz in the offie makes more money than you? What are weight-loss methods that worked for Matt when you're struggling to lose weight?Advice on going to college!How do you decided what to do with your life and stay on track? Well ask this dipshit ho

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3 -Pack it all up and CONVOY

Wed, 04 Jul 2018 00:07:00 GMT

When you end a 7 year relationship, tell the boss "no", have an identity crisis with a sprinkle of panic attacks... maybe the best thing to do is pack up your family in a van and get out of the 9-5? Or Listen to this podcast as your moment of zen.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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2- Maybe I Should Be More Human?

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:41:00 GMT

We're championing the nice guy while covering career happiness, answering the oddest dog question ever, breaking down safe spaces and going over road work. What else is there to say beside thank you for not bitching about how, "Nice guys never get laid."Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1- The First First Episode

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 22:18:00 GMT

Episode number one...kinda! We are here for the revival. Matt's inspired to crack the mic again with help from the "monster on the boards" Amanda. Today covers drunken heartbreak, third eyes, keeping motivated and new career paths. Who's single, bilingual and ready to mingle?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Riddle Me This F**ker - Your Holiday Questions

Fri, 22 Dec 2017 11:00:00 GMT

Matt takes on your holiday questions as 2017 comes to and end. Keep those questions coming 323-776-3609. We'll see you in the new year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Only Child Comedian

Fri, 08 Dec 2017 11:00:00 GMT

Matt sits down this week to give you his thoughts on the all important subject of Pasta sauce. And then we hear about that time Steve Agee and Ellen Page bought roadside shimp together. Keep those holiday calls coming 323-776-3609Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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2017's Hottest Baby Name: Eggly Bagelface

Fri, 17 Nov 2017 11:00:00 GMT

I would do anything for love, even drive to LAX 3 times in one week. Matt straight off of getting married is back taking your calls as the Dirtbag Dear Abby. Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Call 323-776-3609 and leave a message. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Investing in Yourself

Fri, 27 Oct 2017 10:00:00 GMT

This week Matt takes your calls, lets you know that TJ Miller had sex to his comedy album, and inspires you to "do shit to evolve". The line is always open, call 323-776-3609Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Scumbag Dear Abbey

Fri, 13 Oct 2017 10:00:00 GMT

Matt's back taking your calls, you, your grandmother, chicks named Byron. He talks about Members Only Ghosts, Pirate Alliances and Columbus' PR department. If you want to leave him a message call 323-776-3609 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Ding-Dongin' with Pals Pt. 2: April Richardson

Fri, 14 Oct 2016 04:00:00 GMT

Holy balls, this is a fun one. Matt and Apes have been friends a long time, and they make each other laugh really hard. In this hilarious ep they get into a sexually exhausted George Michael, cults and fake hipster messiahs, their beautifully disgusting friendship, arm-wrestling competitions, and more. Take an hour out of your day to laugh along with these dummies. Trust me.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Ding-Dongin' with Pals Pt. 1: Open Mike Eagle

Fri, 07 Oct 2016 04:00:00 GMT

Open Mike Eagle is a legendary underground rapper, a fun guy, and a good pal of Donger's. He's perfect for the first of what will be several episodes where Matt brings along a friend to hitchhike with him into the life of you, the listener. Matt and Mike cover a ton of topics, including the parallels between rap and comedy, longevity vs. immediate success, Donger's secret history as a rapper in college, and getting a robot body made for yourself. Also, big shout out to Mike for coming to Nerdmelt to record

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