Do You Comma Here Often? Podcast

Holiday Jokes - Do You Comma Here Often

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 13:42:07 GMT

Holiday Jokes

Episode 15 of the Do You Comma Here Often Podcast.

Listen as I read a selection of Holiday Jokes from the Readers Digest website. All read in my Scottish accent.

The internet is full of "hilarious" jokes and stories. I've once again managed to find a site that is devoid of them. Despite the title of the article.

I don't proof read the article, song lyrics or anything I pick to read before recording. Every episode is recorded in one sitting. No pauses. No edits. If I make a mistake in pronunciation it stays in there. If something makes me laugh it stays in there. If something makes me exasperated it stays in there (this can happen often). If people spell things incorrectly or use incorrect grammar it stays in there.

One day I'll have enough money to buy a decent microphone.

New episodes released every Tuesday (they might take a few extra days to reach your podcast listening platform of choice).

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Al Roosten - Do You Comma Here Often

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 13:51:55 GMT

Al Roosten by George Saunders

Episode 14 of the Do You Comma Here Often Podcast.

Listen as I read George Saunders short story, Al Roosten from the Short Stories website. All read in my Scottish accent.

Please be warned that there is some slight homophobic connotations in this story. I just pick things at random to read. No proof reading first.

I don't fully understand George's story but, despite some of my reservations during the recording, I fully commend him for putting it out there. Art is a difficult thing to hand over to others for their consumption.

Recorded in one sitting. No pauses. No edits. If I make a mistake in pronunciation it stays in there. If something makes me laugh it stays in there. If people spell things incorrectly or use incorrect grammar it stays in there.

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Cluedo Instructions - Do You Comma Here Often

Fri, 27 Jan 2023 07:48:50 GMT

BONUS EPISODE - Cluedo Instructions

Listen as I read out the instruction for the popular board game Cluedo (known as Clue in the United States) in my "sexy" Scottish brogue.

I have nothing further to add. It's the instructions to a board game!

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100 Funny Things to Say - Do You Comma Here Often

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 13:15:50 GMT

100 Funny Things to Say

Episode 13 of the Do You Comma Here Often Podcast.

Listen as I read from the Parade.com article 100 Funny Things to Say. All read in my Scottish accent.

Humour is subjective. I'm not gonna lie, reading this one started to annoy me. I can hardly contain my disdain and confusion.

Please be aware that the article, and therefore this episode, does contain "jokes" of a sexist nature. I definitely need to have the word "joke" in inverted commas as they are truly awful.

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Chicken Rice with Tomato, Basil and Mozzarella - Do You Comma Here Often

Sat, 21 Jan 2023 12:18:51 GMT

RECIPE TIME

Listen as I read out the recipe and cooking instructions for Chicken Rice with Tomato, Basil and Mozzarella by Deliciousmagazine.com in my "sexy" Scottish brogue.

I interject a little when there is mention of wine in the recipe.

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ChatGPT - Angus and Astrid - Do You Comma Here Often

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 13:58:15 GMT

ChatGPT - at this moment in time English teachers have nothing to fear if students use ChatGPT when trying to write creative writing assignments. As you'll soon hear.

Listen as I read out the short story Angus and Astrid: Friendship in my "sexy" Scottish brogue.. Written using the new AI writing tool ChatGPT.

I'd like to say that i put in just a few prompts and suggestions and this is what it generated but in truth I spent way too much time trying to get it to tweak it and finesse it yet this is what i ended up with.

I'd say please enjoy but that might be difficult.

I can't help but laugh at some of what has been generated.

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Rose Pesto Prawn Pasta - Do You Comma Here Often

Thu, 19 Jan 2023 13:57:08 GMT

NEW FEATURE - Recipe Time

Listen as I read out the recipe and cooking instructions for Rose Pesto Prawn Pasta by Jamie Oliver from JamieOliver.com in my "sexy" Scottish brogue.

I interject a little when there is mention of wine in the recipe.

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62+ Waiting Jokes - Do You Comma Here Often

Tue, 17 Jan 2023 13:48:17 GMT

This episode does contain "jokes" of a sexual nature.

Episode 12 of the Do You Comma Here Often Podcast.

Listen as I read around half of the 62+ jokes about waiting from UPJOKE.com. All read in my Scottish accent.

Humour is subjective. Also, it would appear that when reading these jokes that grammar is also optional. Who knew?

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Wet Leg by Wet Leg - Do You Comma Here Often

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 13:35:57 GMT

Episode 11 of the Do You Comma Here Often Podcast.

Listen as I read the lyrics of the AMAZING album Wet Leg by Wet Leg. All read in my Scottish accent.

The best album and the best band of 2022. FACT!

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Funny Superstitions - Do You Comma Here Often

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 07:05:02 GMT

Listen as I read a selection of "funny" superstitions from the Bored Panda website. All read in my Scottish accent.

Humour is subjective. As this episode proves.

This episode contains a few of my opinions. I had to interject on some of these "superstitions"

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Funny Farmer Jokes - Do You Comma Here Often

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 07:08:43 GMT

Episode 9 of the Do You Comma Here Often Podcast.

Listen as I read a selection of "funny" Farmer jokes from the Funny Jokes website. All read in my Scottish accent.

Humour is subjective.

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Aquarium by Aqua - Do You Comma Here Often

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 07:06:21 GMT

Episode 8 of the Do You Comma Here Often Podcast.

Listen as I read the lyrics to Aqua's 1997 album Aquarium in my Scottish brogue.

Includes the classics Barbie Girl and Dr Jones.

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Funny Mario Stories - Do You Comma Here Often

Tue, 29 Nov 2022 07:10:58 GMT

Episode 7 of the Do You Comma Here Often Podcast.

Listen as I read 10 "Funny" stories about Mario from the Not Always Right website in my Scottish brogue.

Humour is a subjective concept. As evidenced here.

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50 "Funny" Cactus Stories - Do You Comma Here Often

Thu, 24 Nov 2022 13:59:51 GMT

Listen as I read 50 "Hilarious" stories, puns and jokes about Cactus/Cacti from the Kikadl website in my "sexy" Scottish brogue.

I can't help but interject with some opinion (also some deep sighs) on these stories/joke.

Humour is definitely subjective.

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Come on Over by Shania Twain (part 2) - Do You Comma Here Often

Tue, 22 Nov 2022 07:11:05 GMT

Episode 6 of the Do You Comma Here Often Podcast.

Listen as I read the lyrics of Shania Twain's 1997 album Come on Over in my Scottish brogue. Part 2 includes tracks 9 to 16.

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2 "Offbeat" Stories - Do You Comma Here Often

Fri, 18 Nov 2022 15:31:09 GMT

Listen as I read 2 "Offbeat" stories from the Sky News website in my Scottish brogue.

I can't help but interject with some opinion on these stories.

Everyone understands the meaning behind the adjectives offbeat and strange. I'm not sure if the writers of these two stories do (particularly the second).

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50 "Funny" Jokes - Do You Comma Here Often

Wed, 16 Nov 2022 07:50:23 GMT

Bonus Episode of the Do You Comma Here Often Podcast.

Listen as I read "50 Funny Short Jokes That Guarantee A Laugh" on Best Life website in my Scottish brogue.

Humour is subjective.

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Funny Book Puns - Do You Comma Here Often

Tue, 15 Nov 2022 07:09:59 GMT

Episode 5 of the Do You Comma Here Often Podcast.

Listen as I read "Funny" book puns from the Capitalize My Title website in my Scottish brogue.

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Opening Briefing of Metal Gear Solid - Do You Comma Here Often

Wed, 09 Nov 2022 19:38:16 GMT

Bonus Episode of the Do You Comma Here Often Podcast.

Listen as I read the script of the opening briefing of Metal Gear Solid found on the IGN website in my Scottish brogue. Script includes dialogue from Snake, the Colonel and Naomi.

This is evidence as to why you really need to pick your voice actors for video games very carefully.

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Bonus Episode of Cow "Jokes" - Do You Comma Here Often

Wed, 09 Nov 2022 14:50:41 GMT

Bonus Episode of the Do You Comma Here Often Podcast.

Listen as I read a selection of "funny" Cow puns and jokes from the Readers Digest website in my Scottish brogue.

Humour is a subjective concept. As evidenced here.

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Funny Bread Stories - Do You Comma Here Often

Tue, 08 Nov 2022 19:06:51 GMT

Episode 4 of the Do You Comma Here Often Podcast.

Listen as I read various "funny" stories about bread and the bread making process in my Scottish brogue.

You will be blown away with how "funny" these stories are.

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"Funny" Cat Stories - Do You Comma Here Often

Tue, 08 Nov 2022 19:04:53 GMT

Episode 3 of the Do You Comma Here Often Podcast.

Listen as I read "Funny" Cat Stories sourced from various internet sites in my Scottish brogue.

TL:DL - You'll be hard pushed to find any of these funny!

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Come on Over by Shania Twain (part 1) - Do You Comma Here Often

Tue, 08 Nov 2022 19:02:51 GMT

Episode 2 of the Do You Comma Here Often Podcast.

Listen as I read the lyrics of Shania Twain's 1997 album Come on Over in my Scottish brogue. Part 1 includes the first 8 tracks.

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The White Room by the KLF - Do You Comma Here Often

Tue, 08 Nov 2022 19:00:24 GMT

Episode 1 of the Do You Comma Here Often Podcast.

Listen as I read the lyrics of The KLF Album, The White Room, in my Scottish brogue.

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