Does This Make My Ash Look Big?

Bonus Episode: Flame It or Frame It with Jim and Cary

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 04:00:00 GMT

This week we dropped a chaotic little bonus episode featuring Chelsea’s parents, Jim and Cary, for a round of Flame It or Frame It. We put them on the spot with some questionable, mildly unhinged scenarios and forced them to decide: are these ideas getting absolutely roasted (flamed) or proudly displayed forever (framed)? Between their surprisingly strong opinions and some truly questionable takes from us, things got weird fast. It’s short, ridiculous, and proof that inviting your parents onto a podcast about death and bad decisions always goes exactly how you’d expect.

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Cloudy With a Chance of Snow Cremains

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 04:00:00 GMT

In this week’s episode, we take the phrase “sending someone off” a little too literally by exploring the idea of launching ashes into the sky with weather balloons—because apparently the afterlife might come with a better view than Maine has had all winter. While dreaming about airborne cremains, we also take a moment (okay… several moments) to complain about the absolutely horrific Maine winter weather and question why we continue to live somewhere that feels personally attacked by snow.

The real highlight of the episode is welcoming Chelsea’s wonderful parents to the show. They join us to talk about their post-death wishes, what they want done with their ashes, and all the important details that belong in a proper death folder, you know, the comforting collection of documents your family will definitely panic-search for later.

Between practical planning, questionable balloon logistics, and family banter, the episode mixes dark humor with surprisingly thoughtful conversations about what happens after we’re gone, and how much planning our loved ones might actually appreciate.

Make sure to tune in next week for a fun, short bonus episode where we play a round of Flame It or Frame It with Jim and Cary, because once you hear someone’s post-death wishes, the only logical next step is putting their opinions to the test.

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Lava Drama

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 05:00:00 GMT

This week’s episode really said: if we’re going out, we’re going out molten.

Things escalated quickly from “peaceful scattering” to launching cremains straight into an active volcano, because apparently a gentle breeze just isn’t dramatic enough. The logistics? Questionable. The vibes? Explosive. A deep dive into underwater volcanoes also happened, and by “deep dive,” think two people confidently misunderstanding oceanic tectonics while admitting we absolutely do not get how lava just… happens under water.

Special guest Sydnee joined the chaos to share her post-mortem wishes, and let’s just say she has thoughts. Practical? Debatable. Iconic? Absolutely. From where she wants to end up to how she wants to be remembered, nothing was off limits.

Naturally, the episode wrapped with a round of Flame It or Frame It featuring Sydnee, judging questionable death trends, memorial ideas, and probably a few things no funeral director wants to co-sign.

It’s fiery. It’s slightly educational (accidentally). It’s unhinged in the best way.

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Write My Obituary Like You Hate Me

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 05:00:00 GMT

We dive headfirst into the world of unhinged obituaries, the petty, the dramatic, the suspiciously honest, and the ones that absolutely should’ve gone through a second draft. Then we debate the ultimate question: is it bad luck to write your own obituary… or is it just proactive brand management? Naturally, we workshop what bullet points we’d demand be included (achievements optional, personality flaws mandatory).

We also play a particularly chaotic round of Frame It or Flame It, but the real star of the show is our deep exploration of the “roast disguised as a tribute.” You know the vibe, technically honoring the deceased, but also reminding everyone that they did once get banned from Applebee’s.

It’s heartfelt. It’s unhinged. It’s passive-aggressive closure wrapped in a bow.

Basically: if you can’t control your legacy, at least control the punchlines.

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Seeds, Scalpels, and Single Brothers

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 05:00:00 GMT

This week gets horticultural, surgical, and slightly inappropriate.

It starts wholesome: planting a flower garden using ashes in the seeds because nothing says "circle of life" like becoming seasonal landscaping. Is it beautiful? Is it unregulated? We discuss. Then we pivot to the betrayal. The thyroidectomy saga. The audacity. The surgeon. The absolute refusal to hand over the removed thyroid like it was a lost item at a restaurant. Apparently, you can't just take your own organ home as a souvenir. Rude.

We're joined by our angels Dani and Keira, workplace heroes, Italy brides to be, and owner of a very hot, very single brother (or brother-in-law). We talk about their post-mortem wishes, their upcoming Italian nuptials, and then spiral into a truly unhinged round of Flame it or Frame it.

It's botany. It's body parts. It's eligible siblings. And somehow...it all makes sense.

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Embalmed, Alarmed, and Extremely Judgmental

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 12:32:10 GMT

This episode marks the podcast’s one-year anniversary, celebrated the only appropriate way, by sharing unhinged funeral home horror stories from people who truly know better. Things spiral further with a round of Frame It or Flame It, followed by a Basic Betch segment dedicated to trends that will never be tried under any circumstances, living or deceased.

Sound disclaimer: Chelsea joined by phone for this episode, so the audio quality isn’t winning any awards, but neither are the stories.

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Death TV, Diva Demands, and Cremation Receipts

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 05:00:00 GMT

This week we’re getting bold (and a little rude). We dive into some truly unhinged celebrity final wishes, then balance the chaos by honoring a few iconic women and their legendary post-death plans. We also swap recommendations for TV shows that revolve around death, dying, and cremation, because nothing pairs better with existential dread than binge-watching. After what feels like a lifelong scavenger hunt, we finally uncover the information we’ve been searching for from Downeast Direct Cremation, and yes, we have thoughts. We’re joined by a special guest to share her own post-mortem wishes, and we wrap things up with a round of Frame It or Flame It, judging afterlife aesthetics like the professionals we are not

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The Ashes World Tour

Thu, 22 Jan 2026 05:00:00 GMT

Sound disclaimer: We regret to inform you that the soundboard did not survive this recording. The audio is slightly off brand, slightly quieter, and 100% soundboard free. Please lower your expectations accordingly.

This week, we explore the idea of turning cremated remains into frequent flyers, sealing ashes into tiny vials and sending them out into the world to be photographed, displayed in art exhibits, featured on Instagram, or immortalized in a very niche coffee table book. We also get existential (and a little delusional) about where we actually want to travel in our lifetimes versus where we realistically end up. And somehow, as always, the conversation lands at Applebee’s, because no matter how aspirational the topic, nothing grounds you quite like a neighborhood grill.

Morbid, mildly artistic, and aggressively casual, Season 3 continues to deliver. 🍸✈️🖼️

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Death, Desserts, and the Narc Chronicles

Thu, 15 Jan 2026 05:00:00 GMT

We’re back, and somehow starting the season exactly how you’d expect. This episode spirals from the surprisingly real concept of turning cremated remains into dessert (no, we’re not okay either) to Chelsea’s past as a fifth grade bus patrol narc who absolutely would have written you up. We also take a nostalgic detour into the D.A.R.E. program, what it taught us, what it didn’t, and why it felt more like a threat than prevention.

It’s dark, it’s dumb, it’s deeply unserious… and it’s the perfect way to kick off Season 3 of Does This Make My Ash Look Big? 🍰🚓💀

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Ashes, Science, and Seasonal Sadness

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 20:04:28 GMT

In the season two finale of Does This Make My Ash Look Big?, Bailey and Chelsea dive into the science behind cremation; what actually happens when we’re turned to ash and why the process is both fascinating and oddly comforting. Special guests Nicko and Hannah join the conversation to share their unique post-mortem wishes, bringing their own mix of humor and heart to the topic. They also join for a fun game of Frame it or Flame it. The episode also drifts into a cozy (and slightly melancholy) chat about winter, how it’s equal parts beautiful and brutal, and the emotional whiplash that daylight savings brings. Wrapping up season two with laughter, reflection, and a touch of seasonal gloom, we promise to return refreshed and full of new ashes-to-ashes antics when season three premieres in January.

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Taxider-Me Maybe

Fri, 31 Oct 2025 00:27:34 GMT

In this episode of Does This Make My Ash Look Big?, Bailey and Chelsea dive into the delightfully dark and oddly relatable. The two uncover why human taxidermy is off-limits (no matter how artistic your vision), brainstorm how to turn cremains into beer bottles, and invent a signature “Chelsea Brew.” They also explore the very real 18th-century fear of being buried alive — and debate whether that’s still a valid fear today. Of course, they play a round of Frame It or Flame It, where nothing is sacred, and end with Bailey wishing she were on a police hiring committee, talking new outfits for upcoming events, and confessing Bailey's latest obsession: hockey. It’s a perfect blend of history, humor, and a little post-mortem panic.

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Mile High Cremation Club

Thu, 23 Oct 2025 19:25:59 GMT

It’s episode 13, and things are getting spooky... and slightly unhinged. We kick things off with the logistics (and potential mishaps) of scattering ashes from a plane; what could go wrong? Then it's Frame It or Flame It, where we deliver our hot takes on moments that deserve praise... or the trash bin. And since Halloween is around the corner, we’re sharing our all-time favorite costumes and what we’ve got planned this year. Buckle up, this one’s a ride. ✈️🔥🎃

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Running on Ash and Sass (feat. Morgan)

Thu, 16 Oct 2025 04:00:00 GMT

This week, Bailey’s not riding solo, Morgan jumps in as guest co-host while Chelsea takes a well earned vacation! Things get steamy as the duo talks about sending ashes on one last wild ride; straight through a steam train’s firebox and out the smokestack. Then it’s time for another fiery round of Flame It or Frame It, followed by Bailey manifesting her dream husband (because if you can launch ashes out of a train, you can manifest anything). Buckle up for laughs, chaos, and a little cosmic energy on this week’s ride.

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Cremains and Cozy Sweaters

Thu, 09 Oct 2025 04:00:00 GMT

In this week’s episode, we get arty with ashes; diving into the world of cremation art, from glass blown memorials to paintings that literally contain your loved one. Then we play a fiery round of “Frame It or Flame It,” deciding which creative ash ideas deserve a spot on the wall and which should go straight to the burn pile. Finally, we cozy up for some basic bitch fall talk; pumpkin spice, apple picking, and the annual return of cuffing season. Grab your flannel and a PSL, because this episode is equal parts sentimental and spicy.

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Stars, Ash, and Dating Trash

Thu, 02 Oct 2025 04:00:00 GMT

In this episode, we kick things off with a fiery discussion, literally, about celebrity cremation wishes. From the outrageous to the oddly sentimental, we break down some of the most unexpected last requests from the stars. Then, things take a romantic (and slightly chaotic) turn as we dive into Bailey’s Dating Roulette. From crafting her dating profile to decoding a few recent male encounters, nothing is off-limits. Chelsea shares her sharp insights and unfiltered takes, offering a different perspective on modern dating dynamics. It’s equal parts bizarre, hilarious, and brutally honest.

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Ashes Not Included

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 05:00:00 GMT

In this episode, we kick things off with a dive into the bizarre and unsettling world of cremation crimes; yep, it's a thing. From shady funeral homes to stolen teeth, we unpack some of the strangest true stories from the ashes. Then we pivot to a more personal note: where would we donate money after we’re gone? A thoughtful (and occasionally funny) discussion on legacy, values, and giving. Finally, we wrap it up with our firsthand experience at the Commanders vs. Giants season opener, live from the field, with all the chaos, fandom, and hot takes you'd expect from your unhinged hosts.

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Ashholes In The Wild

Thu, 31 Jul 2025 04:00:00 GMT

In this week’s chaotic-but-charming adventure, your unhinged hosts, Bailey and Chelsea, leave the studio and hit the coast! We head to Islesford to interview the delightful Richard about sea burials, maritime traditions, and the history behind sending ashes AND bodies out to sea. Along the way, we get into the nitty-gritty of what makes a town a town and a village a village (spoiler: it's not just vibes), and offer our unsolicited opinions on tourist must-dos around Mount Desert Island. It’s salty, it’s informative, it’s a little windblown—but we’re out here being ashholes in the wild.

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Shoot It All To Hell

Thu, 24 Jul 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Your unhinged hosts are back and fully off the rails. We start with a wild dive into the world of cremation and ammunition—yes, you can turn ashes into bullets—and then abruptly pivot to more pressing matters: the logistics of being on the field at a football game this September and whether "hot cop" will be there. Chaos reigns, tangents fly, and nothing is safe from our cremation-fueled commentary. Buckle up.

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One Small Step for Man, One Giant Yeet for My Urn

Thu, 10 Jul 2025 04:00:00 GMT

In this episode of Does This Make My Ash Look Big?, we blast off into the world of space burial; yep, launching your ashes into orbit like a final mic drop. We talk about the companies that’ll shoot your remains into the stars, the cost of cosmic cremation, and why some people want their final resting place to be off the planet. Then we pivot to bucket lists: the good, the bad, and the basic. From football games to traveling the world, we dive into the stuff people swear they want to do before they die, and which ones are actually worth it. It’s a starry mix of existential wonder, high-flying adventure, and just a sprinkle of basic bitchery.

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Heavenly Birthdays and Fiery Goodbyes

Thu, 03 Jul 2025 04:00:00 GMT

It’s America’s birthday week, and we’re celebrating the only way we know how; with a brief history of cremation, a deep dive into the strange world of Facebook birthday wishes, and maybe a hot dog or two…or not? Do you still post on walls like it’s 2012, or are you a silent scroller? From ashes to awkward online etiquette, we’ve got birthday vibes, fire facts, and a little chaos to light up your week. Tune in for an episode that is all over the map.

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He Scattered Grandma's Ashes at Coachella.....Major Irk, Part 2

Thu, 26 Jun 2025 04:00:00 GMT

In this continuation of last week’s episode, we dive back into the world of icks and red flags; the little things people do that make us run away. We discuss oddly specific turn-offs and unpack the things that either give us life or send us running. It’s all judgment, laughs, and maybe a little self-reflection. Cremation talk takes a backseat in this one, but don’t worry, the ashes are never far from our minds.

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He Scattered Grandma's Ashes at Coachella.....Major Ick

Thu, 19 Jun 2025 04:00:00 GMT

We kick things off with ashes and authority, diving into where you definitely shouldn’t scatter cremains (no matter how good the view is). From Disney rides to protected lands, we talk about the strange, strict, and sometimes surprising rules around ash dumping. It’s educational… in a “please don’t get arrested” kind of way.

Continue listening for a break down of the red flags, green flags, and those beige flags that just leave you blinking. And just when you thought we couldn’t get more controversial, we tackle indoor meat cooking. Is it a culinary love language or a living room line-crossing? Fire up the stove (or don’t) and tune in.

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Ashholes with Poles

Thu, 12 Jun 2025 04:00:00 GMT

In this reel-y special episode, we welcome Chelsea’s brother James to the pod! We dive into the bizarre world of turning cremains into fish food and bait—because why not haunt the lake and the bass? We swap fish stories, talk about the ethics (or lack thereof) of feeding Grandpa to a trout, and then switch gears to a nostalgia-fueled throwback of '90s movies and TV shows we wish we could revive. It’s ashes, angling, and Are You Afraid of the Dark? all rolled into one.

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Gushers, Tamagotchis, and Tattooing Cremains

Thu, 05 Jun 2025 04:00:00 GMT

In this episode of Does This Make My Ash Look Big?, we’re diving deep into two things that leave a lasting impression—90s nostalgia and permanent body art made from cremains. We talk about the rising trend of tattooing a loved one’s ashes into your skin. Is it beautiful, creepy, or both? You decide. Then we switch gears to talk about all the things from the 90s and early 2000s we miss; can we incorporate ashes into any of it? From Gushers and Tamagotchis to Lisa Frank folders and the trauma of dial-up internet, we reminisce about the weird, wonderful world of growing up in the 90s. Grab your scrunchies, change your Game Boy batteries, and prepare for some inked-up afterlife realness.

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Slapshots and Sudsy Send-Offs

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:00:00 GMT

In this episode, we bring Mom and Dad in to lace up our skates and slide into a conversation about hockey husbands, water cremation, and the oddly specific logistics of post-mortem wishes. What happens when you want your ashes spread on a mountaintop, but your loved ones are not about that uphill life? Could a well-placed cannon blast get the job done? We explore the possibilities of airborne ash distribution.

Somewhere between discussing the science of aquamation and the dedication of hockey spouses, we manage to keep things light, weird, and just morbid enough. And, of course, we wrap up with another unanswerable question that will leave you pondering the afterlife long after the episode ends.

Tune in for laughs, existential dilemmas, and the occasional slapshot of dark humor!

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We're Harvesting Brains and Cutting Our Arms Off

Thu, 27 Mar 2025 04:00:00 GMT

This week on Does This Make My Ash Look Big?, we chat about the harrowing brain harvesting operation in Bucksport, Maine, and why did it stop at brains?

Then, things take a dramatic turn as we discuss the very real possibility of losing our hands in a hostage situation. How would we adapt? Would we get cool bionic hands or just learn to work with stumps? How many friends would we lose? So many questions, so few answers.

And, of course, we couldn’t get through an episode without complaining about the actual modern-day hostage situation—TV subscription services. There are too many, they’re too expensive, and somehow we still can’t find anything to watch.

It’s chaotic, a little unhinged, and exactly the kind of morbid fun you’ve come to expect. Tune in and let us know—would you donate your brain, survive handless, or finally cancel that one streaming service you forgot about? situation. How would we adapt? Would we get cool bionic hands or just learn to work with stumps? So many questions, so few answers.

And, of course, we couldn’t get through an episode without complaining about the actual modern-day hostage situation—TV subscription services. There are too many, they’re too expensive, and somehow we still can’t find anything to watch.

It’s chaotic, a little unhinged, and exactly the kind of morbid fun you’ve come to expect. Tune in and let us know—would you donate your brain, survive handless, or finally cancel that one streaming service you forgot about?

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Shamrocks, Shenanigans, and Sprouting from the Dead

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 04:00:00 GMT

In this episode we explore the green side of going out — from turning ashes into trees to getting shamrocked on St. Patrick's Day. Ever wondered if becoming a tree is the ultimate "going green"? Or if drunk leprechauns would even notice a tree growing from your urn? We dig into the logistics of life after cremation and St. Paddy's party shenanigans.

Grab a Guinness, brace for bad puns, and join us as we plant seeds of wisdom (or is it wisdom?) in this irreverent, unanswerable journey. Cheers to death, dirt, and debauchery! 🌳☘️💀

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Put Us in a Glass Coffin so The World Can See Us Holding Hands

Thu, 13 Mar 2025 04:00:00 GMT

This week, we’re joined by Chelsea’s brother for a wild ride through post-mortem possibilities—because why just settle for cremation when you can be displayed in a glass coffin or frozen for future generations? We debate the pros and cons of being cryogenically frozen (is it science or just wishful thinking?) and the undeniable power move of having a statue erected in THE parklet.

We also get Justin's advice on touristy things to do in D.C., COME ON - would it be death planning without a little sightseeing?

Tune in for absurd ideas, unsolicited opinions, and the usual amount of nonsense. Would you rather be a frozen popsicle of your former self or immortalized in bronze? Let us know!

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Cosmos and Cremation: A Winning Combination

Thu, 06 Mar 2025 05:00:00 GMT

In the sixth episode of Does This Make My Ash Look Big?, Bailey and Chelsea are joined by their friends Holly and Morgan for a laugh-out-loud conversation about post-mortem wishes that’s equal parts hilarious and oddly heartwarming. The crew dives into how Holly and Morgan want their bodies handled—with some unexpected and amusing twists—while also dishing on the art of acting and the origins of their friendship.

From awkward stories to cinematic dreams, this episode is packed with funny moments and the kind of chaotic energy only old friends can bring. Grab your popcorn (or your urn) and tune in! 💀🎬🔥

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Cremation Fireworks and the Gravestone Hustle: Death but Make it Chaotic, with Sara and Matthew

Mon, 03 Mar 2025 22:54:15 GMT

In this episode of Does This Make My Ash Look Big?, we’re joined by not one, but TWO special guests for a hilariously morbid deep dive into all things death and beyond. One of our guests owns a monument shop, so naturally, we grill them on the wildest headstone requests they’ve received and what it’s like to sell eternal real estate. Of course, we also chat about their post-mortem wishes—because if anyone has strong opinions about their final send-off, it’s someone in the business!

Also tune in for discussion on the ultimate funeral playlist—what song we'd want playing at our funerals Will it be something heartfelt and classic? Or will we leave our loved ones confused and slightly horrified. Spoiler: probably the latter.

And just when you think we've covered it all, we light things up—literally—with a discussion about cremation fireworks. Because what better way to go out with a bang than by having your ashes blasted into the sky in a fiery spectacle?

Tune in for a rock-solid (see what we did there?) episode filled with laughs, death talk, and a surprising amount of music debate!

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Cremate Me, Bury Me, But Don't Make Me Relive My Teen Years with Morgan and Sean

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 05:00:00 GMT

In this episode of Does This Make My Ash Look Big?, we dive into the age-old debate: burial or cremation? We break down the options (without breaking the bank) and chat with special guests about their post-mortem wishes—because planning your final send-off is way more fun than it sounds.

Then, just when you thought things couldn’t get more uncomfortable, we take a detour into the most awkward years of our lives: preteen and teen disasters. From bad haircuts to questionable clothing choices, we relive the moments that still haunt us—because if we’re talking about death, we might as well talk about the slow death of our dignity in middle school.

Join us for an episode full of laughs, questionable choices, and the ultimate question: How do you want to go out?

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Cremation Station: Next Stop, Anywhere but Here

Thu, 13 Feb 2025 05:00:00 GMT

In this thought-provoking (and maybe slightly morbid) episode, we dive into what happens to the body after death—beyond just the traditional burial. From the fiery finale of cremation to the scientific legacy of body donation and the eerie artistry of plastination, we explore the many ways a body can live on. Plus, for those who dream of a final journey, we talk about unique travel destinations for scattering ashes and places we are DYING to visit, while still on the earth. Whether you're planning ahead or just morbidly curious, this episode is a ride you won’t forget.

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Take My Kidney, Toast My Body, and Toss Me Off a Mountain

Thu, 06 Feb 2025 05:00:00 GMT

In this episode, we explore cremation, organ donation, and the outdoor activities we all pretend to enjoy. We break down facts about organ donation, ask a burning question about cremation, and dive into all the so-called "fun" outdoor activities that are only tolerable when alcohol is involved.

As always, stick around until the end for our unanswerable question of the week!

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Dating While Dealing with Ashes

Sat, 01 Feb 2025 20:56:40 GMT

****Please bear with us as we navigate the first few episodes of our podcast; we are still learning!**** A mix of personal storytelling and deep, sometimes uncomfortable topics like cremation creates a unique dynamic. A way of discussing life and death while still navigating the funny, awkward moments that come with modern dating. It’s like looking at life from both the big picture and the everyday small moments.

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