Doomslayers

The Siobhan Shank Redemption - Part 4

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Hi Listeners,

You won't BELIEVE what happens in the final episode of my first ever docu-pod-cast-amentary. I don't want to give away any spoilers so let's just say it's more shocking than the flavour profile of Tayto's Limited Edition Cheese & Onion chocolate bar.

I want to thank you all from the bottom of my Bullamuck heart for following me along on this crazy adventure. Your support has meant more to me than the time I placed third in the Under 40 Horse Plough competition at the Ploughing Championships, even though I'm not a horse.

All the best,

Siobhan Shank

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The Siobhan Shank Redemption - Part 3

Sat, 14 Mar 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Hi guys,

I’m still actually investigating the C.U.L.T and hoping to get the Doomslayers back to normal. But the good news is I’ve made contact and things aren’t exactly as they seem. Listen to these clips to see what I mean.

-Siobhan

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The Siobhan Shank Redemption - Part 2

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Hi guys!

It’s me, Siobhan again. I’m still trying to figure out what’s going on with the Doomslayers and why they’re so obsessed with this new “church.” In this instalment, through my training in espionage, I manage to make contact. But it all just gets stranger and stranger.

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The Siobhan Shank Redemption - Part 1

Mon, 09 Mar 2026 06:08:00 GMT

Hi Listeners!

I’m so sorry for the interruption but my name is Siobhan Shank and I’m worried about the Doomslayers! If you’re as big of a fan as I am, you’ll know that the girls seem to have been indoctrinated into a quite unusual church and it’s up to me to save them!

Follow along as I attempt to rescue the girls and document the whole process along the way.

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Catch Up On Correspondences IV: Season's Fleetings

Tue, 16 Dec 2025 07:00:00 GMT

🌸DOOMSLAYERS SEASON 2 FINALE🌸

That's right doomers! Rather than kissing under the mistletoe and wrapping gifts, these three Children of Unilateral Lampadomancy and Transfiguration are fisting under the macrame and wrapping up Season 2 of Doomslayers!

The girls conclude their amazing year in The Collective by reflecting on their peaks, their pits and the artistic dream/humiliation ritual that was creating their Fringe show APOCALYPSE HOW?

They have a final rummage in their heaving sacks and pull out their last quandaries, including a charitable listener having a offal time with an elderly friend, an aunty inadvertently objectified by her 6yr old niece and a lady of virginal virtue fretting about frotting!

Sisters Annie, Laylah and Donna would like to sincerely thank our darling listeners for all their support throughout the season 💗

Prepare for more doom than ever in 2026!

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I Would Rather Die Than Let My Kid Eat Cup-A-Soup

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Rumination is the topic this week as Laylah and Annie chat about how they both love therapy and particularly sending other people to therapy.

The dooms include a listener who’s struggling to move on from a difficult childhood, one who’s struggling to move on from an awkward work situation and one who’s struggling to move on from a celebrity obsession.

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Do You Want Love Or You Want Fame? Are You In The Game?

Mon, 24 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

As Donna and Laylah have come to the conclusion that all they need is eachother, they chat monogamy together this week.

Donna chats about how amongst the gays, it can be hard to imagine a future of monogamy while Laylah shares her belief that she’ll someday cheat for the fun of it.

The dooms include a family torn apart by an open relationship, a child who resents their parent’s polyamory and a woman who’s discovered her husband’s affair.

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If You Can’t Be My Friend, Then Please Don’t Be My Enemy!

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 08:45:25 GMT

As the girls discuss friendship, Annie chats about friendship longevity, Donna discusses friendships that can be restrictive and Laylah shares her theory that she’s not a very good friend.

The dooms include a friend who’s gone postal, a man who caught his girlfriend having a flick to her bestie and a listener who needs advice post argument.

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You’re A Virgin Who Can’t Drive

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

The Doomslayers chat rejection. Laylah talks about her teenage years of developing cliques, Annie divulges her tendency to send the wrong signals when she first meets someone and Donna discusses her simple technique to avoid rejection.

The dooms include a listener who’s hot for hurler, one who can’t require her friend’s affection and a person who’s consistently unlucky in relationships.

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Pretty Much, I Would Let Gemma Know…

Mon, 03 Nov 2025 06:06:00 GMT

Conflict is girl’s topic of choice this week as they discuss the tensions that arose around their recent Fringe show. Laylah discusses her love of conflict, Donna says she feels conflict adverse, despite the others thinking she’s quite good at it and Annie admits she’s terrified of it.

The dooms include an AI wedding, a doggy pressie for Grandad and a child who’s getting a little aggressive.

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Your Hair Looks Sexy Pushed Back

Mon, 27 Oct 2025 06:06:00 GMT

This week, the three girls discuss their trad-wife tendencies. Laylah talks about her fear of being an unaware nazi, Donna discusses her propensity to go crazy when she’s attracted to a man and Annie chats about her previous experience of choosing a relationship because she thought it’s what’s expected of her.

Dooms including a totally hot chick who’s somehow attracted to a nerd, a gay guy afraid he’s turning straight and a straight guy who might be accidentally in a gay relationship.

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Number 17, The Spreadeagle!

Mon, 20 Oct 2025 06:00:00 GMT

We're BAAAAACK! 🌸🏵️🌼

Hot sister-wife summer is officially over and the girls are READY to spread more than just the good word. With their hearts full of The Leader's love and their legs gaily akimbo, this week's topic is SEX 🫦

Sister Laylah discusses the erotic potential of exacting revenge, Sister Annie extols the virtues of f*cking the pain away and Sister Donna bravely bemoans her experiences as a victim of the Madonna/wh*re complex.

Dooms include a listener who is grappling with a kink for running late, and some parents whose clandestine relations were interrupted by their child innocently asking for some sustenance.

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Catch Up On Correspondences III: Another Year, Another Rear

Mon, 05 May 2025 07:27:00 GMT

It’s that time again! The Doomslayers are finishing up the season and they’re clearing their inbox of unuttered dooms.

The dooms include a coworker who’s marrying a woman, but must now tell his boyfriend, a listener who’s been queening out with his besties ex and a seaside town enthusiast who’s terrified of the local wildlife.

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I Will Swallow Him

Mon, 21 Apr 2025 05:00:00 GMT

My favourite holy ritual is the stations of the cross dressers!

This week, Donna and Laylah are chatting religion. Donna chats about her love of hymns and how she won’t go to mass now unless she gets paid. Laylah talks about her borderline problematic obsession with Judaism and how ridiculously horny she used to get over the Jesus statue in Cabinteely.

The dooms include a messiah meme enthusiast a listener who’s hot for preacher and a catholic co-worker.

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Depth Becomes Her

Mon, 14 Apr 2025 06:00:00 GMT

The girls are deep diving into well..depth. They chat about how everyone is so deep and so shallow these days, agree that they’re all horrifically vain, and Laylah talks about giving a psychopath a blowjob again.

The dooms include a narcissistic ninny, a listener who’s fed up of fake hippies and a man who’s embracing his bisexual furry side.

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Now She Wants To Do Transgender Operations On Illegal Aliens Who Are In Prison

Mon, 07 Apr 2025 05:21:00 GMT

If you’da been there, if you’da seen it, I betcha you woulda done the same!

Donna and Laylah are discussing crime this week. Donna reflects on her time as an international thief and discusses being tracked by the Gardaí and another incident of false accusation.

Laylah discloses the time the Guards knew her by name and a time when she used being transgender to get her lover’s lover off the hook. That has to be a brand new sentence.

After planning how the three ladies would pull off a heist, they read dooms that include a listener with a phobia of being falsely accused of a crime and a gal who’s beau got locked up for a period *ahem* a myriad of reasons.

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Do You Love Me Now, Mama?

Mon, 31 Mar 2025 05:05:00 GMT

Mothers are being celebrated in this week’s episode!

Donna chats about her mother pretending to be a witch when she was a child (again!), Annie reminisces about jumping train gates with her Mama and Laylah discusses the Apple of her eye and cause of her wounds, Angelyne.

The dooms include a mamma who’s a scamma, a doom about womb and a new mother who needs parenting advice from the Doomslayers (what has the world come to)

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Two’s Company, Three’s An Orgy

Mon, 24 Mar 2025 06:37:00 GMT

Three’s a crowd, so Donna has left for the week and Annie and Laylah have the mics.

Laylah recounts how disgusted she was on her solo trip in Brighton, but how she felt soothed in the arms of many lovers. Annie talks the company she finds stimulating and her aversion to being around the “cool gang.”

The dooms include a listener who ends up hating every friend they get and a friend of a boyfriend who’s causing problems.

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That Is The Ugliest Effing Skirt I've Ever Seen

Mon, 17 Mar 2025 08:09:54 GMT

Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona daoibh go léir! ☘️

To celebrate this most auspicious day in the Hibernian calendar, Sister Annie and Sister Donna discuss the completely unrelated topic of FASHION!

Although they make absolutely no mention of St Patrick, snakes or the day's festivities at any point, they do discuss IN DEPTH a deeply Irish sartorial cultural gem: Paisean Faisean 👗💑

Bain sont as, a pháistí!

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There Are No Small Roles, Only Small Actors

Mon, 10 Mar 2025 06:10:00 GMT

Nothing you say matters unless that camera is roleing.

Laylah has confusingly returned from being raptured and updates the girls on the experience. The girls then discuss the roles we assign ourselves within our friends and families. Annie talks about being the eldest baby in her family, Donna discusses her role as the common enemy and Laylah chats about her Christmas breakdown over Everything Everywhere All At Once.

Dooms include a judgemental mother-in-law who’s actually an empath! A person who’s being labelled the ‘fat friend’ and a pair of uncommunicative parents.

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The dooms include a gal who’s contemplating a more “adult” career and a listener in love with their best friend.

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The Future Is Now, Old Man!

Mon, 03 Mar 2025 07:00:00 GMT

The future is now old man!!

This week, with Laylah raptured and Donna inexplicably comparing the present state of affairs with the SpongeBob movie, the girls discuss the future.

Annie discusses her denial of the future, Donna chats about her nervousness for it and the discussion declines into a chat about how awful the world is and how Dublin should be more like Paris.

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The dooms include a gal who’s contemplating a more “adult” career and a listener in love with their best friend.

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That's My OPINIOOOOON!!!

Mon, 24 Feb 2025 07:00:00 GMT

This week, the Children of Unilateral Lampadomancy and Transfiguration have a decidedly meta discussion as they share their opinions on...opinions.

Sister Laylah defends her right to ignorance and hatred (moreso than usual), Sister Annie reveals her controversial opinion that humans should cease all procreation (so maternal!) and Sister Donna would like to remain (chaotic) neutral at this time.

The gals assist desperate listeners tackle a mother-in-law meddling in medical munching, another mother at a crossroads with a baby name innuendo and a potential podcaster desperate to share their scintillating opinions but crippled by social anxiety.

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Why Don’t You Have A Piece Of Bread And Maybe You’ll Calm Down

Mon, 17 Feb 2025 07:00:00 GMT

The Doomslayers are breaking character this week and discussing coping. Annie has a rant about billionaires, Donna discusses disengaging and going into a cave and Laylah talks about trying to control her compulsions.

The dooms include a Coke (zero) addict, a person who was dropped on the floor repeatedly (in a kind way) and a woman who’s afraid she fucks like a fish.

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I Cooked! I Decorated! I Made It Nice!

Mon, 10 Feb 2025 07:00:00 GMT

The Doomslayers are talking about home! Laylah details how to keep the peace when you live with a million people, Donna has a plan for a commune and Annie reflects on her life of privilege when she owned a red brick house.

The dooms include an awkward argument, a listener confined to her room and a roommate’s boyfriend who just won’t leave!

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I Have This Weird Thing That If I Sleep With Someone, They're Going To Take My Creativity From Me Through My Vagina

Mon, 03 Feb 2025 11:09:24 GMT

Creativity is on the hydroponic honey’s minds this week as they discuss the pros and cons of working together. Donna reflects on the peaks and pits of her drag career, Laylah talks about the break she’s taking from creating and Annie discusses her passion for video editing.

The dooms include a member obsessed mother, a boyfriend whose art stinks and a creatively constipated individual.

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I’m Just One Stomach Flu Away From My Goal Weight

Mon, 27 Jan 2025 06:37:00 GMT

In this episode, after Donna’s shocking return, the topic of discussion is body image.

Annie talks about learning to embrace her body, abs and all, Donna discusses her recent fitness journey and Laylah once again talks about how beautiful she always feels.

The dooms include a surgery addict, nipple art and a pre-holiday transformation.

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I Can Be Reborn As Many Times As I Choose Throughout My Life

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 06:15:00 GMT

In this episode, after Donna has fallen down a well, Annie and Laylah sit down to discuss their past lives. They chat about their many iterations and how they'd interact with one another before revealing that both of their phones have tortured them with their own misery porn.

The dooms include a putrid pupil who can't stop cringing at their past and a former peasant who is determined to enjoy their second go around the earth.

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I’ve Been Aware of the Killer Since Birth

Mon, 16 Dec 2024 06:00:00 GMT

Raise your hand if you have been personally victimised by the killer.

This week we’re talking irrational fears of being murdered. How fun and light!

Annie talks about hands through the banisters of her mansion’s staircase, Donna reflects on a spooky encounter on the road home and Laylah just keeps making things up.

Dooms include a pussy killer, dream murderers and a person who’s scared of being shot on the street. As we said, fun and light!

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Beast?! How Dare You!

Mon, 09 Dec 2024 07:00:00 GMT

Purrr! This week, these crazy kitty cats are talking about PETS and the dooms of domesticating critters. Annie brews up controversy in the play pen with the addition of a feral rabbit to the family home, Laylah nurses a suckling duckling and contracts a reoccurring bacterial infection, and Donna shares a salacious tale (what’s new?) of doggy style gone WRONG!

Blessed be! 🙏

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That! Feels Good!

Mon, 02 Dec 2024 07:00:00 GMT

What puts the pep in your step and the fizz in your bum?

What are those little moments that make you glimmer and shine from within?✨

This week, the Doomslayers are theologising on the topic of FEEL GOODS!

Greeting a table full of beloved friends, cutting a rug in your spacious bedroom, or observing an innocent child have a dangerous fall, we love them all!

Dooms include a case of maddeningly moist mornings, and listener whose belongings are sparking and impractical level of constant joy and a delivish inclination for delectable schadenfreude.

Blessed be! 🙏

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Do You Hear Me? I’m Not Afraid Anymore!

Mon, 25 Nov 2024 06:06:00 GMT

Jeepers, Jinkies and Zoinks are all noises uttered by Donna Fella during sex, but also when one is afraid.

Today the Doomslayers are taking about fear. Donna talks about her fear of falling, Laylah has a fear of stickers and dear old Annie Queeries has a fear of aging (is someone gonna tell her?)

Dooms this week are include a windy wuss, makeup monsters and urinary tract invasions.

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That Don’t Impresh Me Much!

Mon, 18 Nov 2024 06:25:58 GMT

My first impression was miss Barbara Streisand, and oh how it made my papa laugh.

This week, while Donna and Angelyne have set off for some bonding time, the other Doomslayers chat about first impressions.

Annie and Laylah decide they are great at them, but occasionally a man will think they’re flirting. Annie talks about wearing a wedding dress as a child and Laylah spills the beans on Donna fancying her when they first met.

The dooms include a boy who was broken up with after meeting the parents and a person who’s too scared to charm anyone past the first impression.

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Wish, Wish, Bish!

Mon, 11 Nov 2024 07:00:18 GMT

Well folks, it's 11/11 which means it's time to let the sunshine in and make a WISH.

Much like losing an eyelash, or blowing out the candles on a birthday cake, the advent of a symmetrical and palindromic calendar day such as 11/11 presents a unique astrological opportunity to make a wish with a higher likelihood of return on investment than an average day...Or does it??

This week the girls theorize and theologize on the concepts of WISHING and MANIFESTATION.

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What You Wanna Do Is Not Necessarily What You’re Gonna Do

Mon, 04 Nov 2024 07:00:33 GMT

You look like you’ve had a little bit too much to drink, toots. Could you possibly be… under the INFLUENCE?

In this episode, our three hydroponic honeys discuss the topic of influence, and given their current situation, it seems they may be a bit susceptible. In the surrounds of the cosy ashram, Annie Queeries discusses her decaying face, Laylah admits to falling victim to woven totes, and Donna divulges her dramaturgical fornications as a strumpet!

We also hear from listeners who’ve been addled by NFT TikTokers, built their own girlfriends and booted bad influences!

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Live, Laugh, LIVE! - Season 2 Premiere @ The Workman’s Club, Dublin

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 07:00:47 GMT

✨THE SECOND COMING IS NOW UPON US✨

The Doomslayers are BACK with a bang(le) and vibrating on a radical new frequency for Season 2 ✌️☮️🌼

We kicked off our rapturous return at our live show in The Workman's, Dublin, where we introduced our exciting new collective, the Children of Unilateral Lampadomancy & Transfiguration 🙏

In addition to preparing for the apocalypse and assisting our dear listeners in ascending beyond the modern malaise, we are also now strictly obeying the teachings of a charismatic leader who reckons he's the new Messiah!

Blessed be! ✨🙏✨

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My Husband F****D A Martian Part III

Mon, 07 Oct 2024 08:59:22 GMT

In the nail-biting conclusion of the nation’s favourite shock-umentary, Darleen confronts Frank about the contents of his britches. Oh the GOOPMANITY!

The citizens of Curiosa Valley convene at Watusi Way completely uninvited in a conveniently coincidence for a spectacular showdown between Darleen & Pamela Parmentier, and Marshall’s true intentions are revealed to the members of the KKK. How will it all end? Listen to find out!

In this three-part mini-series, your favourite apocalyptic agony aunts travel back in time to investigate a perpetration of paranormal doom. Yes, the dolls have masterfully manipulated the very fabric of time and space to bring you an ELECTRIFYING shock-umentary investigating an intergalactic indiscretion of cosmic proportions!

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My Husband F****D A Martian Part II

Fri, 04 Oct 2024 05:30:17 GMT

In Part II of My Husband F****d A Martian, things are heating up on Watusi Way.

After causing a commotion with his crash landing, Marshall gears up to make his social debut at the Kuriosa Kountry Klub. Meanwhile, Frank is suspiciously absent, perhaps doing some uphill gardening? It is peach season, after all. And Darleen makes a SHOCKING discovery. Can the Doomslayers save the day? Listen to find out!

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My Husband F****D A Martian Part I

Wed, 02 Oct 2024 05:24:16 GMT

GADZOOKS! Gird your loins and set your lasers to STUNNED!

The Doomslayers have boldly gone where no podcastress has gone before: 1950's middle-America!

In episode 1, we meet our three protagonists; the distraught wife, the defensive husband and the oddly seductive Martian...

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Dial D for Doom: The Best of Season 1

Wed, 14 Aug 2024 05:20:15 GMT

We see you’re trying to reach us!

We’re inundated with calls but please enjoy our voicemail. You might even hear some fun moments you recognise.

We’ll be back soon.

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Catching Up On Correspondences II - Fiscal Rear End

Mon, 01 Jul 2024 10:53:31 GMT

Time to say goodbye!

We are wrapping up for the season but before we go, we have some doom to share. Laylah talks about getting some gym bros fired, Donna shares her aversion to big lights and Annie is back performing. Bad news for her nipples!

Our letters include a party gay worried about his reputation, a person who hates every job and an outcry for our opinions on hen parties in gay bars.

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Doomslayers LIVE! @ Mayo Pride 2024

Mon, 24 Jun 2024 06:00:00 GMT

This week on Doomslayers, we are travelling through space & time to our very first extraterrestrial live show, held in visceral & vibrant Technicolor at Mayo Pride!

Join us for our invasion of the Wesht as we discuss all things PRIDE in the cosy surroundings of The Creel with an audience of hospitable & compliant earthlings! Featuring your 3 alien superstars and a selection of musical numbers that we definitely do not own the rights to!

Special thanks to all who attended and agreed to be probed, to the Creel for hosting us and providing titillating nibble & luscious libations, to Mayo Pride for allowing us to take over the town, and to DJ Succulent for recording this historical debut!

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Fame! I’m Gonna Live Forever

Mon, 17 Jun 2024 05:20:30 GMT

Are you faim for fame? Do you dream of being in the spotlight? Well don’t! It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

In this episode, three washed up starlets reflect on their illustrious careers. Annie Queeries had a dalliance with Matthew McConaughey’s bulge, Donna Fella starred alongside Pat Kenny in an infamous commercial and Laylah has been rubbing shoulder with the queen of Calabasas, Caitlyn Jenner!

We also hear from listeners who’ve encountered a gay Taoiseach, a conspiracy theorist who leaves you breathless and a brooding actor who’s not into scat!

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There’s Something They’re Not Telling Us!

Mon, 10 Jun 2024 07:02:47 GMT

What do George Bush, Avril Lavigne and the GPO have in common? They’re all in this episode!!

Join us as we explore theories about Switzerland, Britney, lady Di and lots more.

We also check out your theories about Kurt Cobain, Eminem and the beer industry.

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The Perfect Date II: Second Base

Mon, 03 Jun 2024 06:22:40 GMT

Girls all over Ireland are having fun on the phone right now. And they're called the Doomslayers! And they're actually in Dublin. And some of them aren't really girls. Wait what were we talking about again?

Laylah decides to speak up about dating this week so we're doing it all again! She talks about her date on TV as well as going on a date after finding out a friend died. The horror! Donna discusses having a threesome on 9/11 and Annie talks about her weekend kiss.

Then there are letters from a woman who's too masc, a friend who's sick of being used for sex and a man who wants his woman to pay once in a while.

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The Perfect Date? I'd Have To Say April 25th

Mon, 27 May 2024 05:48:40 GMT

Does he wash up? He never wash up!

Dating is the discussion today as Annie talks about forcing her birthday on an unsuspecting man, Donna dishes on her near brush with death in a parochial house and Laylah…is strangely quiet.

There are also dating dilemmas with a man who had the ick of his tinder beau and a woman whose vagina is a finger magnet!

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Stop Right Now, Thank You Very Much!

Mon, 20 May 2024 06:00:00 GMT

I’m sorry if my boundary is your trigger!

This week, your three favourite boozy babes are talking boundaries.

Annie shares tales of holiday crazies, Laylah talks about wearing a bikini with a dick and the three girls reflect on times they’ve been assaulted…how fun!!!

We also have letters from a listener who needs a dictionary, a girl who makes every man fall in love with her and what may be the most chaotic polyamorous relationship ever.

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Jealous Of What? Your Ugly Leather Pants?

Mon, 13 May 2024 09:07:12 GMT

Is little green monster still a politically correct term? I mean I don’t wanna offend any Martians.

This week, we discuss jealousy, the insidious, unstoppable emotion that affects us all. Laylah has toxic tales from her youth, Donna talks about her crippling jealousy driving her to compete and Annie dishes on being envious of her former beau.

There are also letters about a monstrous mother, an unfortunate ex-wife and lots more.

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Been Around the World and Why Why Why?

Mon, 29 Apr 2024 10:51:40 GMT

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya. Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama.

This week, we discuss dooms from our various travels, including two nasty Airbnb scammers!!! What? Now we can't trust the landlords???

We also have submissions from a travel nonfan, a person who wants to break up with their holiday partner and a lovely listener who's scared of going places without their parents. Awwwww.

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Argh! I'm Like the Crypt Keeper!

Mon, 22 Apr 2024 06:00:54 GMT

Mirror mirror on the wall, why is Annie Queeries small?

Vanity is on the agenda for us today as we deconstruct our ideas about being vain and wonder 'would we be funny if we were never insecure?'

Then we have an update from our friend with a kink konundrum, a fella who's feeling glum about his girls collagen lips and a gal who's so turned on by herself she's worried she's vapid. Well if she's vapid, what does that make Donna...? The answer is also vapid.

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I’m Starting To Feel Just A Little Abused Like A Coffee Machine In An Office

Mon, 15 Apr 2024 06:00:29 GMT

Unlike Rihanna, who extols the virtues of hard labour in her 2016 hit 'Work', here at Doomslayers HQ we are rather more inclined to lead leisurely lives of louche lounging with sporadic fits of wild abandon!

Sadly, sparkling wit and effervescent charm are not legal currency (yet), thus we find ourselves begrudgingly discussing the wretched concept of WORK.

We assist some dear listeners with a post-pizza-party professional faux pas, a love that dare not fax its name and advise on a sex-doll based escape plan from clingy-coworker!

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Catching Up On Correspondences I

Mon, 08 Apr 2024 06:00:00 GMT

We’re catching up on our admin at Doomslayers HQ. After being inundated with letters from those in need, we’ve finally tackled the meaty ones.

We hear from a person who find themselves unsettled by their friends kinky side, a man questioning his sexuality after discovering a new…side to himself and we finally address our plans for Doomsday!

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Fly, You Fools!

Mon, 01 Apr 2024 05:00:36 GMT

Fools rush in...to humiliation on April Fool's Day!

On this most foolish of days, we discuss our most doomful and pre-mediated humiliation at the hands of prowling pranksters!

We discover that a family that pranks together, traumatises together, and clutch our pearls as our listeners share their most devious and dastardly tricks! Some end with a person's dreams of riches cruelly dashed, others result in every child's dream: the school burning down!

OH MY GOD THERE'S A MOUSE IN YOUR HAIR

Lol April fool's

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I Believe The Children Are Our Future

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 07:00:09 GMT

Children! We’ve all been one. Some of us have some. But what is up with the little buggers? Their hands are small, their voices are loud, and they act like drunk people.

Join us as we discuss les enfants terrible. We have teenage catfishers, father/son feuds and toddlers immune from punishment.

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You're Nothing But A Boozy, Flaccid Clown

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 07:00:02 GMT

Poor me, poor me, pour me another drink!

If you’re in the harrowing throes of a violent St Patrick’s Day hangover, let the Doomslayers soothe your crippling festive fear as we divulge our most heinous doom on the topic of DRINKING.

Featuring a self-induced drunken wild goose chase around Dublin, getting spiked and fleeced at the strip club in Warsaw, and a post-party Piccadilly puke-fest (who do you think this was and why was it Laylah?). Our dear listeners receive stunning advice on booze-induced superpowers, tackling those 'friends' who like to dox the drunk and the struggles of wrestling the demon drink when the drink is an undefeated champion.

Don’t worry angels, the Doomslayers, a filthy takeaway and a nostalgic movie will have you right as rain in no time!

PS everyone saw what you did last night and they’re all laughing at you x

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Let's Talk About The Husband

Mon, 11 Mar 2024 07:00:00 GMT

Is it the look in your eyes?

Or is it this dancing juice?

Who cares, baby, we think we wanna discuss MARRIAGE with you!

(Please don't sue us Bruno Mars)

Do you vow to join us, the Doomslayers, for our heartfelt analysis of nuptials? We promise to feature doomed proposals with ice cream bars, a wife policing her husband's hand-shandies and a long-lost lesbian ladywife who got hitched in Cali then hit the bricks forever. Till doom do us part!

Now where did we put that pre-nup...

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I Had an Overwhelming Sense of Ickiness

Mon, 04 Mar 2024 07:00:45 GMT

Ewwwww!

This week, we ruminate on the complex phenomenon of The Ick. That sudden and undeniable wave of revulsion emanating from the viscera which can strike at any moment, in any situation(ship)!

We bravely recount our crippling cringe at revolting road rage, bothersome barbershop bo-mos and approaching a softie not-so-softly-softly. We tackle some HIGHLY controversial listener quandaries, including a fretful father who thinks stretch marks are a stretch too far and a blind date turned blind drunk!

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My Boyfriend, George Glass!

Mon, 26 Feb 2024 10:05:53 GMT

Got a black spot on your tongue from telling fibs?

Does you compulsion for untruths disrupt your connection to loved ones?

In this week's episode, we delve into what makes us fudge the truth and how dishonesty impacts our lives. There are tales of false fires, lying ladies of leisure and a witchy school chum. Suspend your disbelief and strap in for this one!

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Papa, Can You Hear Me?

Mon, 19 Feb 2024 07:00:55 GMT

Do you believe in life after LIFE?

In this week’s episode, we three witches of Beastwick attempt to pray the gay away and wonder about that ol' zephyr in the sky, as we discuss SPIRITUALITY. Join us as we summon spectres and discuss all things (sac)religious & paranormal!

There are tales of pesterous poltergeists, froggy fever dreams, the murderous Sacred Heart of Jesus, pseudo-psychics, paella and fried goldfish! Together, we navigate our spiritual scantity, debunk divinity and even make contact with Laylah’s fallen member, Horaldo! Dust off your ouija board and pull up a chair for this sexy séance.

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Is There an Anal Option?

Mon, 12 Feb 2024 07:00:25 GMT

Is there a doctor in the house?!

This week, we invite you to gently lie down in the recovery position as we discuss all things HEALTH. We chat about matriarchal dishwasher disasters, synchronised episodes of acute bowel disease and a positively psychedelic school fainting spell. We also advise three cherished listeners (patients?) on the perils of combining entomology with gym membership, what to do with a dickie tummy when you have the consumption and a shocking case of hysterical hemophobia (that’s hemo!).

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Let’s Start at the Very Beginning

Mon, 05 Feb 2024 00:27:23 GMT

Ding ding ding with the trolley! Hands inside the vessel old chums, we are pulling out of the dock and setting sail on our maiden voyage!

Join us for our societal debut as we discuss the theme of ‘New Beginnings’, taking us on a journey through our own cursed firsts, certified hair ‘don’ts’ and our 2024 innies and outies. We’ll also advise you, our dear listeners, on best practices for burgeoning romance (from three chronically single ladies, perf!), how (not) to make new friends in the workplace and opening inner sanctums (sancti?). Onward, ye slayers of doom!

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Doomslayers Trailer

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 14:36:30 GMT

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