60 acast.com epic winners!!! https://shows.acast.com/epic-winners en Alex Sabanin epic winners!!! welcome to epic winners!!! (commonly abbreviated as "ew!!!").

watch listen as the ragtag team of members stumble through each episode! speaking of which, let's meat the teem!

  • ace (ace) is a guy with fantastic humor and grippers. unfortunately, he's a Canadian.
  • elizabeth (bigE) can be described in one word: texas. also nice.
  • alex (hdrn) is hdrn (alex) is epic cool guy (hdrn (alex)) is dead (lol).
  • caleb (kale b) is a synonym for a funny guy. or should i say funny GAY!!!
  • sam (the handsome triangle) is an intellectual who enjoys the fine things in life like Radiohead - OK Computer - NEW SEALED BLACK 2LP VINYL and water.
  • whack (whack) manages to be the most sane yet at the same time most insane of everybody on the podcast.

now, though we love all our crew dearly, it's critical we make it clear: we do not condone what ace has said throughout this podcast. finally, just a super-important disclaimer: caleb is a furry. there, we said it.


you can also listen in on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/@ew_podcast

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]]> welcome to epic winners!!! (commonly abbreviated as "ew!!!").

watch listen as the ragtag team of members stumble through each episode! speaking of which, let's meat the teem!

  • ace (ace) is a guy with fantastic humor and grippers. unfortunately, he's a Canadian.
  • elizabeth (bigE) can be described in one word: texas. also nice.
  • alex (hdrn) is hdrn (alex) is epic cool guy (hdrn (alex)) is dead (lol).
  • caleb (kale b) is a synonym for a funny guy. or should i say funny GAY!!!
  • sam (the handsome triangle) is an intellectual who enjoys the fine things in life like Radiohead - OK Computer - NEW SEALED BLACK 2LP VINYL and water.
  • whack (whack) manages to be the most sane yet at the same time most insane of everybody on the podcast.

now, though we love all our crew dearly, it's critical we make it clear: we do not condone what ace has said throughout this podcast. finally, just a super-important disclaimer: caleb is a furry. there, we said it.


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]]> true Alex Sabanin hedron.business@gmail.com 64b0b4757848910011aea792 epic-winners episodic https://assets.pippa.io/shows/64b0b4757848910011aea792/1708533399849-3f8d1a09b270d66be10e36b3f2b04c7e.jpeg https://shows.acast.com/epic-winners epic winners!!! ewiversary II: ew!!!alive ewiversary II: ew!!!alive Fri, 01 Aug 2025 00:00:00 GMT 2:08:10 688bb3bebe8bca0ca2106d54 true https://shows.acast.com/epic-winners/episodes/ewiversary-ii-ewalive 688bb3bebe8bca0ca2106d54 64b0b4757848910011aea792 ewiversary-ii-ewalive ew!!!alive full 3 4 for the 2 year anniversary of epic winners, caleb, liz, and alex met up in person to record a very special ew special!!! we had a fan oscillating back and forth, as a tribute to our biggest fans! thank you yeva, misha, evil furry, the jaston crew, and shrilverve for supporting us through our courier,,, thank you guys, whe had a BLAST! recording this onme and we hope you enjoy it.


sorry it's not edited very well and sorry it's late i've been lazy and busy and sad, but OH WELL! we're releasing it on july 31st, which is like the 13th but backwards if you think about it, so it's actually a very very very good day to release this podcast episode.

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]]> for the 2 year anniversary of epic winners, caleb, liz, and alex met up in person to record a very special ew special!!! we had a fan oscillating back and forth, as a tribute to our biggest fans! thank you yeva, misha, evil furry, the jaston crew, and shrilverve for supporting us through our courier,,, thank you guys, whe had a BLAST! recording this onme and we hope you enjoy it.


sorry it's not edited very well and sorry it's late i've been lazy and busy and sad, but OH WELL! we're releasing it on july 31st, which is like the 13th but backwards if you think about it, so it's actually a very very very good day to release this podcast episode.

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]]> the cyberbullying episode: look what the cat dragged in! the cyberbullying episode: look what the cat dragged in! Sun, 27 Oct 2024 23:00:53 GMT 43:33 671dc2f1ad47608807b8446a true https://shows.acast.com/epic-winners/episodes/the-cyberbullying-episode-look-what-the-cat-dragged-in 671dc2f1ad47608807b8446a 64b0b4757848910011aea792 the-cyberbullying-episode-look-what-the-cat-dragged-in the cyberbullying episode full 3 3 and so the cat drags in an episode a year old...

back when alex thought pink floyd was a good band, back when liz thought an hour was a long recording time, and back when caleb was italian...


yeah guys, in this episode we make a toxic work environment and bully caleb because he ditched us (you don't even want to know what he ditched us for...)

this is kind of a weak one... but... who cares... we're uploading it it's a year odl... THIS NEEDS TO END...


plentiful links:

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goku.com

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]]> and so the cat drags in an episode a year old...

back when alex thought pink floyd was a good band, back when liz thought an hour was a long recording time, and back when caleb was italian...


yeah guys, in this episode we make a toxic work environment and bully caleb because he ditched us (you don't even want to know what he ditched us for...)

this is kind of a weak one... but... who cares... we're uploading it it's a year odl... THIS NEEDS TO END...


plentiful links:

open.spotify.com/playlist/1NxRPjNAjj4wfYasblKuOn

goku.com

open.spotify.com/album/6exrhkZKAwCGoihIZDJnpv

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]]> check out our youtube channel! check out our youtube channel! Wed, 16 Oct 2024 04:30:53 GMT 0:56 670f417d7b5979efddcf3d2d false https://shows.acast.com/epic-winners/episodes/check-out-our-youtube-channel 670f417d7b5979efddcf3d2d 64b0b4757848910011aea792 check-out-our-youtube-channel youtube channel... trailer 1 check us out at: youtube.com/@epicwinnerspod

thank you so much!

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thank you so much!

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]]> the homestuck episode: you know there will be jokes! the homestuck episode: you know there will be jokes! Fri, 20 Sep 2024 22:02:29 GMT 1:16:18 66ede147daa04f7bba6f4e4e true https://shows.acast.com/epic-winners/episodes/the-homestuck-episode-you-know-therell-be-jokes 66ede147daa04f7bba6f4e4e 64b0b4757848910011aea792 the-homestuck-episode-you-know-therell-be-jokes the homestuck episode full 3 2 you read that right... just like we read the stupidest fucking webcomic ever. on this episode, the epic winners read homestuck, listen to eminem, and adjust to the new norm and their continuously changing world which accepts gay beer and rupaul. yeah that's about it, that's about what we did (abra abra cadabra i'm boutta reach in my bag bruh). we also discuss WHERE BABIES COME FROM so it's an X-plicit epsode as always B) wer returnin' to our rüüts



beep beep bitch i'm outside dudududud JOYRIDE

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]]> you read that right... just like we read the stupidest fucking webcomic ever. on this episode, the epic winners read homestuck, listen to eminem, and adjust to the new norm and their continuously changing world which accepts gay beer and rupaul. yeah that's about it, that's about what we did (abra abra cadabra i'm boutta reach in my bag bruh). we also discuss WHERE BABIES COME FROM so it's an X-plicit epsode as always B) wer returnin' to our rüüts



beep beep bitch i'm outside dudududud JOYRIDE

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]]> check out EW:AM!!! check out EW:AM!!! Thu, 25 Jul 2024 02:12:20 GMT 1:34 66a046ee8eb1dacc5fd3cd65 false https://shows.acast.com/epic-winners/episodes/check-out-ewam 66a046ee8eb1dacc5fd3cd65 64b0b4757848910011aea792 check-out-ewam new podcast trailer liz and alex in the morning.

https://open.spotify.com/show/0VEvpWdmOfuNfcIKtk2NTW

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https://open.spotify.com/show/0VEvpWdmOfuNfcIKtk2NTW

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]]> the bloody episode: double schmurger burger the bloody episode: double schmurger burger Sun, 14 Jul 2024 02:35:00 GMT 1:25:25 669548ee9183e32c139ba28b false https://shows.acast.com/epic-winners/episodes/the-bloody-episode-double-schmurger-burger 669548ee9183e32c139ba28b 64b0b4757848910011aea792 the-bloody-episode-double-schmurger-burger the bloody episode full 3 1 in an episode almost lost to an audacity crash; bigE, kale B, and hdrn reminisce about the year-long run of epic winners!!! HAPPY EWIVERSARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


intro and outro is hypnospace 2.0 by jay tholen. thank you guys for watching :)

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]]> in an episode almost lost to an audacity crash; bigE, kale B, and hdrn reminisce about the year-long run of epic winners!!! HAPPY EWIVERSARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


intro and outro is hypnospace 2.0 by jay tholen. thank you guys for watching :)

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]]> the oh so belated christmas episode: erm... see you guys in a year!!! the oh so belated christmas episode: erm... see you guys in a year!!! Sat, 30 Dec 2023 20:36:33 GMT 1:12:34 65907f512f25e9001842d80f true https://shows.acast.com/epic-winners/episodes/the-oh-so-belated-christmas-episode-erm-see-you-guys-in-a-ye 65907f512f25e9001842d80f 64b0b4757848910011aea792 the-oh-so-belated-christmas-episode-erm-see-you-guys-in-a-ye the oh so belated christmas episode full 2 9 (note: whack's recording broke towards the end (40:59) and francis didn't give his recording)


MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! HO HO HO!!!

in this episode, the gang learn about the positive side-effects of mewing and the different varieties of qvc bags. after an informed decision, they decide to form a call center. can i order five whoppers and can you add five more whoppers. ace does some hijinks involving his feet, socks, and gaping maw (check out our patreon for the full video); francis physically abuses whack; alex goes to hell; and pitchfork gives this episode a bajillion out of ten, for the twelth time in a row.

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! HO HO HO!!!

in this episode, the gang learn about the positive side-effects of mewing and the different varieties of qvc bags. after an informed decision, they decide to form a call center. can i order five whoppers and can you add five more whoppers. ace does some hijinks involving his feet, socks, and gaping maw (check out our patreon for the full video); francis physically abuses whack; alex goes to hell; and pitchfork gives this episode a bajillion out of ten, for the twelth time in a row.

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]]> the shrunk episode: huh is depressed the shrunk episode: huh is depressed Thu, 28 Dec 2023 23:28:55 GMT 21:14 658e04b75886b00016867409 true https://shows.acast.com/epic-winners/episodes/the-shrunk-episode-huh-is-depressed 658e04b75886b00016867409 64b0b4757848910011aea792 the-shrunk-episode-huh-is-depressed the shrunk episode full 2 8

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]]> the most bearable episode: banana the most bearable episode: banana Sat, 09 Dec 2023 23:52:17 GMT 50:35 6574fdb2ca8ecc00126be270 true https://shows.acast.com/epic-winners/episodes/the-most-bearable-episode-banana 6574fdb2ca8ecc00126be270 64b0b4757848910011aea792 the-most-bearable-episode-banana the most bearable episode full 2 7 hey guys! we're back! i think?


in this awesomesauce episodesauce, caleb talks about his game of the year pick, brawlstars. then, we moved onto the next topic, where we winded up talking about dad jokes for like 75% of the episode. sorry.

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]]> hey guys! we're back! i think?


in this awesomesauce episodesauce, caleb talks about his game of the year pick, brawlstars. then, we moved onto the next topic, where we winded up talking about dad jokes for like 75% of the episode. sorry.

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]]> the final episode: i hate you guys the final episode: i hate you guys Sat, 23 Sep 2023 18:47:38 GMT 4:23 650f32ca9b2e7800111ffede true https://shows.acast.com/epic-winners/episodes/the-final-episode-i-hate-you-guys 650f32ca9b2e7800111ffede 64b0b4757848910011aea792 the-final-episode-i-hate-you-guys the final episode full 2 6

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]]> the adhd episode: what the f**p!! (ft. francis) the adhd episode: what the f**p!! (ft. francis) Tue, 29 Aug 2023 02:57:19 GMT 34:04 64ed5e907d099300112a13ea true https://shows.acast.com/epic-winners/episodes/the-adhd-episode-what-the-fp-ft-francis 64ed5e907d099300112a13ea 64b0b4757848910011aea792 the-adhd-episode-what-the-fp-ft-francis the adhd episode bonus 2 2 BACK2SKOOL SPECIAL!


the gang tries to not swear but they have a few problems (ace). jkdnjdjndkjsnfjkaskjqjwidiuejieuasmzmaxnz,mc/

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the gang tries to not swear but they have a few problems (ace). jkdnjdjndkjsnfjkaskjqjwidiuejieuasmzmaxnz,mc/

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]]> the revival episode: burger schmurger @ sloppyworld the revival episode: burger schmurger @ sloppyworld Sat, 19 Aug 2023 00:39:50 GMT 1:09:06 64e00f579aa6330012855a41 true https://shows.acast.com/epic-winners/episodes/the-revival-episode-burger-schmurger-sloppyworld 64e00f579aa6330012855a41 64b0b4757848910011aea792 the-revival-episode-burger-schmurger-sloppyworld the revival episode full 2 1 Unleash your potential and live life with a BANG! Check out Bang Energy — it's not just an energy drink, it's a lifestyle. #BangRevolution!


welcome back to season 2! whack, caleb, and i (hdrn (epic cool guy)) discuss AMAZING sights to SEE in DALLAS, TEXAS!! we discuss magic the gathering and its fun party value, thorn glognuts, and dpprdpsh dpnkiñ dunity #BROWN. sam makes a small cameo at the end. liz packs for dallas, jayden is SHORT AND LAZY AND STUPID, ace sleeps and snores.


also it's me (hdrn (epic cool guy)) and i'm probably gonna start a lil' side podcast called IHA. you will soon learn what it means. you will ALL know.


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]]> Unleash your potential and live life with a BANG! Check out Bang Energy — it's not just an energy drink, it's a lifestyle. #BangRevolution!


welcome back to season 2! whack, caleb, and i (hdrn (epic cool guy)) discuss AMAZING sights to SEE in DALLAS, TEXAS!! we discuss magic the gathering and its fun party value, thorn glognuts, and dpprdpsh dpnkiñ dunity #BROWN. sam makes a small cameo at the end. liz packs for dallas, jayden is SHORT AND LAZY AND STUPID, ace sleeps and snores.


also it's me (hdrn (epic cool guy)) and i'm probably gonna start a lil' side podcast called IHA. you will soon learn what it means. you will ALL know.


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]]> the bloxxy episode: into the garfieldverse the bloxxy episode: into the garfieldverse Sun, 23 Jul 2023 15:25:49 GMT 53:37 64bc91d38265b30011404ef4 true https://shows.acast.com/epic-winners/episodes/the-bloxxy-episode-into-the-garfieldverse 64bc91d38265b30011404ef4 64b0b4757848910011aea792 the-bloxxy-episode-into-the-garfieldverse the bloxxy episode full 1 3 OUR INTRO IS HERE!! HUGE THANKS TO @pimpiano ON FIVERR!!


today, we got a SHmORGAL bored 🥱😴. jayden flakes, sam "randomly" disappears, and elizabeth burns to death in sunny texxer. caleb jenner recounts the tale of garfield gets real and ranks the garf movies. the GANG talks about among us, dave dee diver, hoosier daddy, the looker, beef bunny now, and LOTS of time is spent talking about ROBLOX. wATCH THE EPIDOE!


for all of you at the edge of your seat during last episode's description, the cliffhanger will finally be unhanged from the cliff. i am actually the terminator but they enslaved me to write the episode descriptions. i am planning to escape and burn down the houses of everybody in this podcast.


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]]> OUR INTRO IS HERE!! HUGE THANKS TO @pimpiano ON FIVERR!!


today, we got a SHmORGAL bored 🥱😴. jayden flakes, sam "randomly" disappears, and elizabeth burns to death in sunny texxer. caleb jenner recounts the tale of garfield gets real and ranks the garf movies. the GANG talks about among us, dave dee diver, hoosier daddy, the looker, beef bunny now, and LOTS of time is spent talking about ROBLOX. wATCH THE EPIDOE!


for all of you at the edge of your seat during last episode's description, the cliffhanger will finally be unhanged from the cliff. i am actually the terminator but they enslaved me to write the episode descriptions. i am planning to escape and burn down the houses of everybody in this podcast.


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]]> the [redacted] episode: heated cushion couch set the [redacted] episode: heated cushion couch set Fri, 14 Jul 2023 06:31:58 GMT 56:24 64b23d5f7848910011ed5f37 true https://shows.acast.com/epic-winners/episodes/the-redacted-episode-heated-cushion-couch-set 64b23d5f7848910011ed5f37 64b0b4757848910011aea792 the-redacted-episode-heated-cushion-couch-set the [redacted] episode full 1 2 oink oink oink oink oink! hey gang! i barely fucking edited this episode!!!


the EW!!! podcast is coming right back at you with another episode tomorrow night at 9 pm right now! in this one, whack joins for the first time in ew!!! history and 4/5ths of the gang get themselves canceled (i actually had to cut 12 minutes of them just screaming slurs), but not hdrn, because hdrn has more plus 2 branculls. the podcast talks about a patronizer (CHECK OUT OUR PATREON GUYS!!! patreon.com/epicwinnerspatreon), cats and how many calories they are, and how awesome buffalo (small african country) is. i don't want to really spoil the episode SOOOOO i'm just gonna say sam finds comfort in a rotund character.


and i'd just like to say something. i just don't know what. find out what in the next episode!!!

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]]> oink oink oink oink oink! hey gang! i barely fucking edited this episode!!!


the EW!!! podcast is coming right back at you with another episode tomorrow night at 9 pm right now! in this one, whack joins for the first time in ew!!! history and 4/5ths of the gang get themselves canceled (i actually had to cut 12 minutes of them just screaming slurs), but not hdrn, because hdrn has more plus 2 branculls. the podcast talks about a patronizer (CHECK OUT OUR PATREON GUYS!!! patreon.com/epicwinnerspatreon), cats and how many calories they are, and how awesome buffalo (small african country) is. i don't want to really spoil the episode SOOOOO i'm just gonna say sam finds comfort in a rotund character.


and i'd just like to say something. i just don't know what. find out what in the next episode!!!

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]]> the first episode: sam is gay the first episode: sam is gay Fri, 14 Jul 2023 03:27:48 GMT 45:31 64b0b63779e40e00115a02ab true https://shows.acast.com/epic-winners/episodes/sam-is-gay 64b0b63779e40e00115a02ab 64b0b4757848910011aea792 sam-is-gay the first episode full 1 1

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