Fantasy Failings

Don't Eat Planes

Fri, 03 Feb 2023 00:01:07 GMT

The difference between venomous and poisonous, how to win a beauty pageant if you're a top hat and how to win a dodgeball tournament. All of that knowledge for free! Bargain.

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I Dreamt My Fiancee Bought A Car

Mon, 30 Jan 2023 16:04:12 GMT

Has life become a maze for you, are you trying to impress at the hospital or are you being tempted by delicious dreams? Then you need this episode of Fantasy Failings.

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Smell Nice For Your Tribe In The Future

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 00:11:10 GMT

So you want to know how to attract a woman to break a curse, not hunt giant machines without disappointing your parents and tell people the future without them hating you? Well you've come to the right episode of Fantasy Failings.

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Friendship Yoga: The Snyder Cut

Fri, 13 Jan 2023 00:01:07 GMT

Need to deliver bad news? We can help with that. Need to survive prison? We can help with that. Need to convince a book you're actually friends? We can help with that. All on this episode of Fantasy Failings.

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Michael Balien's Toys Killed Your Spouse

Fri, 06 Jan 2023 00:01:12 GMT

You're on the run from alien Michael Bay, you're convinced your toys are alive and random furniture keeps appearing in your house. It's a strange life, but it can all be explained by this episode of Fantasy Failings.

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Don't Feed Your Dad To Elves After Midnight

Sat, 24 Dec 2022 21:52:37 GMT

Don't let the title put you off, this is our holiday special! This present for your ears doesn't need wrapping, tune in for a cracking surprise of festive Fantasy Failings frolicking. Magical Holidays Everyone!

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A robot a dinosaur and a dragon walk into a spa

Fri, 09 Dec 2022 00:01:04 GMT

For some reason Jack drops some really obscure knowledge in this one, not really sure what happened to him but I think you should give it a listen.

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102 Year Old Super Musicals

Fri, 25 Nov 2022 00:01:58 GMT

The cliche of any series is the musical episode and here is ours! You're welcome.

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Deity Pirate Dad With A Brick

Fri, 18 Nov 2022 00:01:52 GMT

What to do when striking isn't enough, how to keep your treasure hunting dad at home and top interview tips. Get the goods from this episode of Fantasy Failings.

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Rats In The Freezer Doing Magical Exams

Fri, 11 Nov 2022 08:23:27 GMT

Is it morally right to use magic during a magical exam? Can a rat use a radio to communicate recipes to you? Will our butler be able to stay out of the freezer? Find out on this episode of Fantasy Failings.

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Voice Record The Government For A Coup De Grace

Fri, 04 Nov 2022 00:01:33 GMT

Please accept our deepest apologies for the interference on this episode, but we're pretty sure it's because of the government. You see why when you listen to this weeks episode of Fantasy Failings.

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Speed Camera Your Blue Shell Whilst Cackling

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 23:01:17 GMT

Spooky season special! On our halloween themed episode we're turning up the spookyness, turning up the speed and turning up for movie night.

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Waggle The Crochet In Retirement

Thu, 20 Oct 2022 23:01:41 GMT

How to make the sword mightier than the pen, throw crochet parties without your billionaire boss finding out and turn the tables on a island retirement cult. All topics that you can explore on this weeks episode of Fantasy Failings.

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Jungle Jungle Tofu Tofu Burger Burger

Thu, 13 Oct 2022 23:01:37 GMT

Is the jungle man's brother really an ape? Did we have our first evil question? Are we going to be killed by a listener? These can only be answered on this episode of Fantasy Failings.

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Propaganda Your Polar Bear's Double-Barreled Name

Fri, 07 Oct 2022 07:32:07 GMT

Changing your surname for life on easy mode, how to wed a smoke monster and why has your wife stopped talking to you? All stuff we cover on this episode of Fantasy Failings.

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Can't Be Caught If You're Cartwheeling Away

Thu, 29 Sep 2022 23:01:28 GMT

How to not look sus for a murder you definitely didn't do, tricking a mute vase hater to fall into your wine cellar and ninjas in shades. Yeah, we really cover all of this on this weeks episode of Fantasy Failings.

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You Can't Miss Bane On A Gap Year

Thu, 22 Sep 2022 23:01:53 GMT

Too much focus on dinosaurs, some great impressions of Bane and the benefits of taking a gap year, all covered on this weeks episode of Fantasy Failings.

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Baggy Trousers On Your Weasel

Thu, 15 Sep 2022 23:01:11 GMT

An exclusive uncovering of a ghosts greatest weakness, dealing with super (annoying) work colleagues and reasons to not worry about the size of your weasel. All included in this episode of Fantasy Failings.

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Always Wear Badger Babies

Thu, 08 Sep 2022 23:01:49 GMT

How to slay with an invisibility ring, deal with your own treasure hunting mistakes and handle a possibly supernatural baby. All answered on this weeks episode of Fantasy Failings.

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Four Legs Two Wings

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 23:01:17 GMT

How to keep on the right side of some dragons, fake it till you make it in space and dealing with pesky party pets. All topics covered in this weeks episode of Fantasy Failings.

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Puber

Thu, 25 Aug 2022 23:01:43 GMT

This week we take a deep dive into the difficulties of vampire romance, a famous superhero won't stop stealing milk and why necromancy doesn't always have to be seen as evil.

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Always D&D

Thu, 18 Aug 2022 23:01:00 GMT

On this episode we tackle what to do when your friends would rather fight real monsters instead of play D&D, how to break Italian Plumber Syndrome and how to let a style stealing ex know you're still interested.

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Reverse Uno Card

Thu, 11 Aug 2022 23:01:37 GMT

What do you do when a wizard is driving your customers away, a hero has left a massacre behind and your potions taste revolting. Find out how to navigate these very real problems on episode 1 of Fantasy Failings.

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