Congratulations Markwayne Mullin - Newly Appointed Head of The U.S. Department of Homeland Security.

Here are some interesting facts about Markwayne Mullin (the Oklahoma senator, former MMA fighter, and plumbing magnate). 

• His first name "Markwayne" is a literal mashup: His parents couldn't decide between honoring uncles Mark or Wayne, so they slapped both on the birth certificate and never bothered to shorten it. He reportedly hated it as a kid because it got called out over the school PA when he got in trouble.
• He dropped out of college at 20 to take over the family plumbing business (Mullin Plumbing, aka "the Red Rooter") when his dad got sick. He turned it into a multimillion-dollar operation, later sold it to private equity for a big (undisclosed but likely hefty) payout while still holding a stake. He also owns a cattle ranch, wedding venue, real estate firms, and has dabbled in HVAC, septic services, construction, and even a steakhouse.
• As a former undefeated pro MMA fighter (5-0 record), he's got that cauliflower ear from wrestling days and was inducted into the Oklahoma Wrestling Hall of Fame. He still coaches kids (including his own) in tournaments. This "tough guy" persona came in handy—or hilariously not—when he challenged Teamsters president Sean O'Brien to an actual fistfight during a 2023 Senate hearing after O'Brien called him a "greedy CEO" on social media. Mullin stood up, said "stand your butt up," and invited him to settle it right there like "two consenting adults." Bernie Sanders had to yell "stop it!" to de-escalate.
• In a 2017 town hall, he told constituents complaining about taxes paying his salary: "You say you pay for me to do this. Bullcrap. I pay for myself." (He later got ethics scrutiny over his business holdings and salary overlaps while in Congress.)
• He benefited from about $1.4 million in forgiven PPP loans during the pandemic, then criticized Biden's student loan forgiveness plan—prompting the White House to point out the hypocrisy on Twitter.
• On Jan. 6, 2021, he helped barricade doors against rioters and witnessed Ashli Babbitt's shooting (which he defended as necessary). Later, he was fine with Trump pardoning many of those involved.
• He floated (half-jokingly?) that there'd be "less fake news" if we could still duel journalists like in the 1800s—referencing a historical case where a reporter shot a congressman in the Capitol.
• He struggled with fertility issues early in marriage (his wife had undiagnosed endometriosis), leading them to adopt twin girls after years of trying. They've got six kids total and have been married since high school sweethearts.
• Childhood challenges included clubfoot (requiring braces and surgeries) and a speech impediment—plus growing up as the youngest of seven on a rural Cherokee Nation-linked ranch.

Possibly mor suited for the this role: Jack Bauer.

Season 1: CTU Los Angeles Director of Field Operations.

Season 2: Former CTU agent (reinstated/consultant).

Season 3: CTU Field Operations Director.

Season 4: Special Advisor to the Secretary of Defense (James Heller).

Season 5: Secretive private employee (working in oil), later returns to aid CTU.

Season 6: Returns to CTU after being released from a Chinese prison.

Season 7: Independent consultant working with the FBI; CTU is dismantled.

Season 8: Inactive, later helps CTU New York.

Live Another Day: Freelance fugitive (ex-CIA/CTU). 

Overall, he's built a brand as a rough-around-the-edges, fight-ready conservative outsider who's not shy about getting physical (verbally or otherwise) in politics. Some see it as authentic Oklahoma grit; others see hotheaded antics. Either way, he rarely fades into the background!

Donald Trump Bing Bong - Remix Compilation

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HIGH VALUE DIGICHAD Podcast JESTERS, SoFloLEEgendStatus and RYANealGlandMaxx, AUROMOG the competition with a DEEP DIVE FRAME into LOOKSMAXXING: The NORMIE COPE from the HAMSTERCEL CUCKS proves RAGEBAIT SUPREMACY. BECKY'S are seething, STACY'S are GOONING. GJP SMV has never been higher.

It Happened! 2026 was the year America had its First Officially Sanctioned 2-Halftime Shows Super Bowl. Ey, Tití me preguntó si tengo mucha' novia' Mucha' novia' Hoy tengo a una, mañana otra, ey Pero no hay boda. Bob Ritchie!

The LOOKSMAXXING Saga: Chronologically NARRATIONMAXXED by 19 highkey posts.

Check out CLAVICULAR on MICHAEL KNOWLES | The GJP edit

I would say that she's pretty malformed. Her upper maxilla is extremely recessed. She's got the eyes of doom with no infraorbital support.

I think that a lot of people with P*RN BRAINS find her attractive because of her body.

Michael Jordan just won the Daytona 500 as a car owner. Congratulations Mr Jordan!

Did you know DJT was in attendance 25 years ago, at the 2001 Daytona 500–the same Daytona 500 that took the life of Sir Father Dale Earnhardt? That tragic final-lap crash into the wall... #DYOR

The HIGHLY CONTROVERSIAL and BLATANTLY ILLEGAL Buffalo Wheel Barrow (fka The Tush Push)

7’2 brine-pilled TERA-DILL Dillon T. Pickle has flown to Arizona and BONESMASHMAXXED in order to HUNT down the ASU Frat Leader and engage in a MOG-OFF to avenge last week’s BRUTAL frame mog incident 😳

Looking for mediocre country music? Kid Rock is now Robert "Bob" Ritchie!

TOP CONTENDER: funniest video of 2026 - Michael Irvin, NFL Hall of Fame WR, posts a video reacting to a meme asking if he can "framemog" (outshine in physique) two young muscular men (ASU Frat Leader and Clavicular) or if he's "jestermaxxed" (clownish in looksmaxxing slang). Bewildered and completely foreign to the language, Michael Irvin somehow knows what the post means.

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30 years of Jacksonville Jaguars Football, 30 years of no Super Bowl visits.

Hosted with commentary by Sportsman Podcasters, Lee and Ryan from The Garbage Juice Podcast.

When did the NFL choose Jacksonville, FL to be home to a professional football franchise? When was the Jacksonville Jaguars best season? Have the Jaguars ever been good enough to make it through the playoffs and into the Super Bowl? What is a Jacksonvillian? Who started the "DUUUVALLL" thing?

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Portnoy in Peril - How it started. How it ended

Liam Coen - Jacksonville Jaguars Head Coach - Duuuuvaaalllllllllllllll (cheugy)

The Garbage Juice Podcast Big Board of Conspiracies (Website Coming Soon)

The "Clues" - Nick Mullen

King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Shanghai (Official Video)

Rob Reiner - Spinal Tap

The Beautiful Images of Donald J. Trump in Cowboi Hat

WE ARRRRRE CHAAARRRRRRLLLLIEEEEE KIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRK - Bangers

As we discuss Jags Vs Broncos Week 16 - Whats up with Denver?

Shane Gillis on Philip Rivers

Grease Beast by Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol

2025 Breakout Animated Positive Masculinity Comedy: Haha🎈, You Clowns

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Here we are, once again approaching top U.S. holiday contender—Thanksgiving. A celebration that, for many of us, focuses around football and food. Be thankful and stay blessed.

The Outsiders - Official Trailer 4K | Patrick Swayze, Tom...

Pastor Shirley Caesar - You Name It!

Trevor Lawerence X dot com

Turducken Time!

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Following the October 22nd 2025 recording, classified documentation:

“they weren’t podcasters > they were surveyors > the juice was never garbage > it was coordinates”

Below is a detailed log of events that explains how this supernatural multi-dimensional transmission is believed to have occurred and how it was recorded…

Incident Report: Anomalous Meteorological Event “Multidimensional Breach During Hurricane Melissa Genesis” –  Compiled from recovered audio logs, satellite telemetry, and Ryan’s personal workstation (Atlanta, GA). Timestamp: 03:14 UTC, 23 October 2025. --- PRE-EVENT Hurricane Melissa formed off the Yucatán on 23 October, an unremarkable Category 2 with 105 mph winds. NHC advisories noted “unusual low-level rotation signatures” but attributed them to wind shear. What meteorologists missed: the storm’s eye aligned perfectly with two terrestrial broadcast nodes. - Node Alpha: WQXZ-FM tower, Fort Lauderdale,  Florida. Callsign repurposed by underground collective “Garbage Juice Podcast” for nightly 3-hour transmissions (22:00–01:00 EST). - Node Beta: Abandoned WATL-TV mast, Loring Heights, Atlanta. Same podcast, same hosts, simulcast via encrypted mesh. The show’s signature: 19 Hz infrasound layered beneath garage-rock and conspiracy rants. Listeners reported “ear worms that taste like copper.” Ryan, a 49-year-old Podcastman and systems admin, ran a spectrum analyzer on the stream. He noticed the 19 Hz carrier modulated with prime-number pulses—triangulation coordinates. --- EVENT SEQUENCE (reconstructed from Ryan’s screen-capture, 4K 60 fps) T-00:00:00 Melissa’s eye wall brushes Marathon. Lightning strikes the WQXZ tower exactly 666 times in 11 minutes. Ryan’s chat explodes: “THEY’RE PINGING SOMETHING.” T-00:07:42 Atlanta mast lights up. Garbage Juice hosts—voices distorted, speaking backward—chant a 7-second phrase in pre-Mayan glyphs (later translated: “The juice is the key. The storm is the door.”) T-00:11:11 Ryan’s desktop wallpaper rips. A vertical slit of green-black fire bisects his dual monitors. Through it: a hurricane inside a hurricane, but the inner storm spins clockwise—against Earth’s Coriolis. T-00:12:30 The slit widens. Ryan’s webcam captures: 1. A 1957 Plymouth Fury emerging from the portal, license plate “DEAD-77,” dripping liquid vinyl. 2. A second portal layer: Victorian London, but the Thames runs upward into a sky of brass gears. 3. A third layer: pure static, shaped like screaming mouths. T-00:13:13 Audio from Garbage Juice feed syncs with Melissa’s 300 mph gusts. The infrasound triples—57 Hz. Ryan’s studio windows invert, glass becoming liquid mercury that pools on the ceiling. T-00:14:00 Portal stabilizes into a perfect equilateral triangle: - Vertex 1: Fort Lauderdale tower (now a obsidian spire). - Vertex 2: Atlanta mast (now a femur bone wrapped in copper wire). - Vertex 3: Melissa’s eye (a pupil of molten gold, 40 miles wide). Ryan’s final log, typed as his keyboard melts: > “they weren’t podcasters > they were surveyors > the juice was never garbage > it was coordinates” --- POST-EVENT Melissa dissipated at 06:00 EST, but the triangle remains. Satellite imagery shows three permanent low-pressure voids at the vertices. Garbage Juice went dark—except for a single 0.3-second burst at 19 Hz, every hour, on the hour. Ryan’s computer? Still running. Task Manager lists a process: UNDERWORLD_GATEWAY.exe – CPU: 666% – RAM: ∞ FEMA’s classified memo ends with: > “Do not approach the vertices. Do not stream the podcast. Do not say the juice’s name.”

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Explaining the Episode Art

Suntory Whiskey Ad - Sammy Davis Jr.

Gay Jackass | CMTOWN ANIMATED

JonBenét Ramsey Morning News

Dad joke of the week!

Your boy pulls out the 3 milly

Can you hear them both?

2 Bears Try RUSSIAN ZYNS ft. Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

CIA profilier on WCD

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Trump: "Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don't take it."

The Always Sunny... Twitter reply by: Its Probably Fine @itsprobabiyfine

Banner Year for Images from the News, about DJT-RFKjr autism.

Will Brilyn Hollowman pick up the conservative influencer mic and ball?

Bullet Shell found in Lee’s bathroom, with Hamtifa inscription.

Lyrics:

Donny Trump, Tariff Delay, Xi’s China, Red Light Thera-pay

Charlie Kirk, Jimmy Kimmel, Peter Brian Hegseth

Peter Thiel, Elon Musk, Ai Generator, iPhone plus

Radical Left, New Woke Right, Jeffer-y Ep-stein-o!

....

Tinned fish, White-out, Oregon beats Penn St

Pope Leo, James Comey, Turning Point - USA

RFK, Vaccines are Gay! What else do I have to say!?

Please sign the petition to END INSTITUTIONALIZED AND SYSTEMIC RACIAL OPPRESSION endorsed by The Jacksonville Jaguars' through their ritualistic home stadium mandatory first down chant.

The media team here at GJP is happy to announce a major book deal with @TPUSA and a certain world leader... On the events and accusations that took place on 9/10

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Back from their summering, Lee and Ryan dive deep into the eternal saga that is Jeffery Epstein. How does trump fit into this fold? How will Americans react once the truth reveals itself? Plus, Tour de France 2025 recap and other such anglo-sphere activities

Happy August to all that celebrate!

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Additionally, at the request of our guest, please look forward to "Extras and Additional's". The story of one man's struggle to connect with other humans, driving him to place onus on everyone else instead of himself. Then taking that misguided emotion, internalizing it so deeply that he loses basic decision making abilities and decides to imagine himself as a robot (possibly for sexual reasons). Projected air date "sometime in 2026" (platform unknown).

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Join Lee and Ryan as they congratulate everyone involved in making 3 years of Garbage Juice Podcast a reality and undeniable success. The mythos of the Meme Religion©®™ unfolds live on air, your Juice Czars cash-in on March 2025's hottest meme trend centered solely around the physiognomy of Vice President and Millennial, JD Vance.

Welcome to the Garbage Juice Podcast Retrospective – a sonic road-trip through the mind’s eye of a flat-circle fever dream

For the past three years, we’ve been out here, doing the absolute most, capturing the essence of what it means to live in the dumbest era ever.

What you're about to hear is an audio collage is a ride through the madness. You’ll hear all the moments that had us cackling, cringing, and questioning everything we thought we knew about the world. Remember when we low-key predicted the apocalypse and nobody noticed? Or that time we somehow ended up talking about time travel and sandwiches in the same breath? Yeah, we’ll never let you forget that.

Strap in, because this is a 10-minute mashup of all your favorite sound bites, wild moments, and straight-up absurdity from our time here in the Garbage Juice universe.

We’ve dipped our toes in everything from the trashiest pop culture takes to the weirdest conspiracy theories, and let’s not forget the unhinged debates that became instant classics. If you’ve been with us since day one, you know that we’ve been low-key vibing on a different frequency than most. And if you’re just tuning in, welcome to the chaos.

We’ve had some iconic guests along the way — shoutout to everyone who’s graced our mic, whether it was for the wild takes, the jokes that went way too far, or just the sheer energy. You’ve been the true MVPs in this dumpster fire of a podcast. And let’s be real, we’ve all said some questionable things, but that’s the vibe. We get messy, we get real, and we get weird. It’s been iconic.

Now, with the past three years coming into this moment, we’re giving you a taste of everything you’ve loved and a little extra chaos to send you off into the next phase of this wild ride. Expect the familiar: the chaotic rants, the chaotic sound effects, and a couple of jaw-dropping “WTF” moments that’ll have you looking at your headphones like, “Did they really just say that?” Spoiler alert: Yeah, we did.

We’ve had our ups, our downs, and the times we literally had no idea what was going on. But through it all, you’ve been here, listening, laughing, and cringing alongside us. This isn’t just a podcast; this is a movement, and if you’ve been part of the Garbage Juice crew, you already know there’s no going back.

So, sit back, relax, and let this glitchy, nostalgic fever dream of clips, sound bites, and pure Garbage Juice goodness take you on a trip. It’s a celebration of everything that’s made this podcast the chaotic masterpiece it’s become. It’s time to revisit the highs, the lows, and the moments in between, because whether you like it or not, we’re all in this mess together. Let’s get weird.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Dandolos

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We did it! We made it to the sex number episode!

Lee and Ryan circle around favorite topics Aviation & Disasters, unfold President Trump's executive order MAGA-marathon, and Aquarius season vibes

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Your fearless broadcasting brethren, Lee and Ryan are alive and thriving in this action-packed start to 2025.

The Chinese are calling 2025 “the Year of Snake”.

Of course, you and I know that snakes are evil, deceitful temptresses, a symbol of chaos from the underworld– for god himself speaks these facts in his memoirs 

Join Lee and Ryan as they say Goodbye to President Carter, Farewell to President Biden, and Hello to Dr. President Donald "Big Poppa" Trump!

Will America devour Greenland? Will whale consumption make its way into the hearts of corporate restaurant chains? Imagine Christmas Land? Year-round Christmas time on Trump Branded Real Estate... This and more!

 Thank you Grok II for the following images:

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Hold onto your ballots, folks! In this rollicking and utterly unconventional recap, The Garbage Juice Podcast makes a jaw-dropping declaration: You—yes, you, the listener—are now the President!

Join Lee and Ryan as they unleash their democracy-fueled energy, dissecting every twist, turn, and meme-worthy moment from the 2024 U.S. presidential election.

This special episode wouldn’t have been possible without a little rocket fuel—friend of the show, Elon Musk, who’s played a pivotal role in making it all happen. Recorded live from the iconic Culture Club Studios in Atlanta, Georgia, this event captures the spirit of democracy, chaos, patriotism!

Lee and Ryan want to know: Are you better off with a “Weekend Miata” in your driveway then you were four years ago?

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The Accu-Salt 5000

Trump in the NFL

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TikTok Eric Adams

More Ellen!

The Legendary Allman Brothers Band

Hurricane Helene

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Monday night, September 16th, 2024

This is a special presentation of the Garbage Juice Podcast, with your host, South Florida Lee and Ryan "Sandman" Besand.

Ryan's new computer, Jason Stath-man, David Chase and more Sopranos, Trump Vs Kamala, They are eating the pets, and more

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Lee joins Ryan for a live Fantasy Football draft.

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Welcome back listener, we love you and we’ve missed you.

Will AI bring UBI to the most irate customers currently in line for Metal Cube Burger Dispensary #0262..? 

The video that changed my life this week: Arnold Schwarzenegger does Crossroads by Bone Thugs

Where were you in 2000? (I was watching this video and still had hope for a brighter future) Techno Viking (Iconic Fuckparade in Berlin, 2000)

Philosophize This! (“commie / Marxist propaganda”, as described by Lee)  

Congratulations to the show for picking up AIPAC as a sponsor!

Thank you Patriots for your service in the War on Posting–may your user handles be memorialized from the rafters of Valhalla–as a trusted friend and an advanced listener.

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Link to all images discussed

Welcome back listeners, thank you all so very much for joining Lee and Myself on Episode 61.

To start things off let me give a big shout-out to our newest Patreon subscribers, Micah and Tyler.  Very much some of the tightest mf’ers around…god will shine brightly on your charitability in this life and the next.  For everyone else, you’re more absent than dead to me.

Revolutionary Communists of America in Philly

Now let's jump right back into the news bc frankly it will not quit.

Picking up from last episode, Trump shot through the ear on July 13th, feels like forever ago huh?

Joe Biden is now out of the presidential   race, and Kamala “The Momala” Harris has been given the go.

Joe's full retirement speech

KAMALA FAN CAM

#WhiteDudesForKamala

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Monday July 15th, 2024

“God Bless the U.S.A.” boomed over a speaker — “I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free” — as Trump arrived wearing his own red MAGA hat. 

An unusually reflective Trump suggests divine intervention in aftermath of rally shooting

At the Trump rally, it was evening sun, songs and blue sky. Then came bullets, screams and blood

Not one female on detail tonight

Amish Women dancing

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59 - Sorry to be so Chalant (6/20/24)

Drunk driving music celebrity Justin Timberlake takes center stage, Jennifer Lopez cancels North American tour, RIP to film legend Donald Sutherland, more Reddit Starter Packs, Rizzing, level 10 GYATT, we can’t let gang know we f*ck wit this, munting, jelking, certified gooning…

Friend of the show Bryce with more content

The American Hotel of Sag Harbor Wine List

JFK is a 1991 American epic political thriller film written and directed by Oliver Stone.

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Starting things off with Lee’s family trip to the Dominican Republic, the boys plunge into Trump's big trial and the bonkers-ass nuances that surround the event.  

The Dominican Republic's Legendary Mamajuana beverage.

Rudy’s Meatball Birthday

Atlanta water main crisis

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My name is Ryan, tethered virtually beside me by approximately 616 miles of fiber optic cable… The original mouth of the south… The Bocanite Badie…The Handsome Hebrew Hammer… Yiddish Gambino… Schmendrick Lamazel…The best man at my next wedding… South Florida Lee! As many of you are probably well aware, we here at Garbage Juice Podcast have always been 100% team Drake, and will be for all of time...

I’d like to start off this episode diving right into the rap beef that’s got the whole ass internet in a frenzy.  

Drake vs. Kendrick Lamar.

Lee, as a member of the culture– you’re well aware of the term “diss track”.  You understand that a diss track is a nuanced test of lyrical skill where competitors exchange critique, insults, and even threats.

The ongoing exchange of diss tracks between Drake and Kendrick, the approximation and genesis of the beef, and the detailed universe involved in this saga is no doubt, best left to someone else, let's check out a video!

[Video: Drake and Kendrick explained ]

Check out @xeviuninvers on TikTok explain Drake vs Kendrick Lamar

Having seen this, I now better understand how Drake has been perceived as one of the best in the game while simultaneously labeled a clown… 

case in point, one of my favorite meme trends… “Drake the type of guy…” memes

For clarification, I am speaking about a series of fan-written factoids that are presented as the personality traits of the Canadian rapper Drake, originating from a 2011 tweet, that reads, “Drake the type of dude that let his woman propose”.  This initial fad died off, but was later resurrected on instagram and tiktok in 2021.

Typically iterated in the form of tweets, comments, and image macros, the meme trend is meant to poke fun at the rapper, depicting him as cartoonie, effeminate, and beta af.

Let’s check in on Reddit for some good ones

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drizzy/comments/vo0cvw/give_me_your_best_drake_the_type_of_guy/

The Time Kanye and Ninja of Die Antwoord Played Basketball at Drake's

AI is very promising as we already know, but have you heard what AI has in store for dating?

Bumble founder Whitney Wolfe Herd:

Says, the future of dating is having your AI date other people's AI 

Let’s check it out!

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James Carville, Jerry Seinfeld, PCU (1994), "Miles" McInnes, Momala Harris, and more.

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Donald Trump at  Chik Fil A

Conan O’Brien Hot Ones

Trump Hamburger Party

Lightfoot to investigate Mayor Tiffany Henyard and more

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Lee and Ryan bring a guest into their humble digital home. The dynamic 3-some dive deep into AI generated content, Easter origin mythology, human desires, current grievances, show lore and much more.

Stay plugged into our socials for your chance to order The Garbage Juice Essentro-Nutraceutical Meal Prep Lifestyle Line of SupraFuel™️

Praise Be to He!

Brice's Creative Prompts:

• Garbage Juice Podcast - Electronic Fusion (New Banger)
• Happy Birthday Lee!
• Happy Birthday Jingle

Check out Blacknerd Ninja on Spotify

Check out the Garbage Juice Podcast NFT Collection on OpenSea

AI Generative Content

Brice Ward

Easter

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Skibidi Toilet

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Welcome Listener, to the 52nd installment of The Garbage Juice Podcast: A Radio Media Entertainment Experiment Experience!  Dynamic Piscean spirit is galore, and the Juice Boys are slaying and serving in cunty abundance.

AT&T will give $5 to customers hit by cellphone network outage

Federal judge affirms MyPillow’s Mike Lindell must pay $5M in election data dispute

TikTok Mike Lindell

GArbage JUiCe TikTOk

Wendy’s might try Uber-style surge pricing for burgers

The original post, stolen by Zynbabwe Utopia.  *FRADUALENT VERSION*

Cargo ship ride to Australia

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Remember listener, DOING YOUR OWN RESEARCH is bussin’ #DYOR

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The Number 50 holds great power as it represents the angelic realm, positive changes, spiritual awakening, and new beginnings!

Where have all the hipster’s gone? Can the Juice Boyz figure out Discord? What's better than a California Vs Taylor Swift Super Bowl? Is it natural for guys to listen to their women more than their bros? Do you incorporate a "Piss Cooler" into your road trips… you should.

Ryan gets Neuralink installed inside his head (for brain enhancements)

Thank you Justice and Tame Impala for honoring this special episode with the dope track drop of “One Night/All Night” and Thank you Tom McDonalds and Ben Shapiro for their iTunes Number 1 Rap music hit sensation dedicated to the show’s 50th episode.  What an honor it is to receive such beautiful art crafted by some of the games most elite artists, can’t thank these guys enough!

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Januarying to the max, Lee and Ryan are united again to bring you the first 'sode of 2024.

And what a year it's been already: Winter Storm Heather, Tunnels in Crown Heights, Football, Jan 6th three years later, Griffin Knight, your neighborhood Facebook group... Nothing is off limits.

Sign the petition now to save the Jacksonville Jaguars! 

@ChabadTunnel on X

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We are coming to you live from that very special time betwixt Christmas and New Years.

Often addressed online and sometimes titled, we’re gonna start the show off talking about… just what the heck do we do with all this dang downtime?!?!

Lee gets shunned on a Christmas card, how will Americans endure "the Gooch", Schrodinger's Covid Test, Ryan reviews Son's of Anarchy, will Donald Trump get the ballot boot, NYPD's 5'2" Snitch-bot, you couldn't make Wall-E today because of woke, immigration, and much more!

Holderness Family Laughs!

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We are gathered here to reflect on the life and achievements of beloved United States Foreign Policy megastar Henry Alfred Kissinger

Gone forever, passed on Spotify wrapped day November 29 2023, year of our lord.

Elon Musk interview

Videodrome of Atlanta 25th Anniversary Party

The saga of George Santos

George Santos tells a “joke”

The resume of Rep. Santos from NY

sneak peak link to our NFT collection

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GJP Learned Chinese!

WELCOME EVERYONE to the Gobble Juice Podcast ThanksgivingFest 2k23

During the autumn of 1621, at least 90 Native Americans joined 52 starving Ted Lasso-type weirdos and their handmaiden-ass child brides in Plymouth, Massachusetts.

This pop-up collab was set to coincide with the nations first mass assembly of cousin marriages while simultaneously marking a successful crop harvest.

402 years later, Americans coast-to-coast are still doing the damn thing. Celebrating surplus by way of consumption, engaging with creepy uncle-types, driving Minivans named after iconic Americana. And although the formal union of blood relatives is now unlawful, the cousin wedding custom enjoyed by our for-fathers is carried out by a modernized version known as the cousins walk.  (this is where the coolest cousins go out for a walk and blast cigs or do pot and whatnot).

GJP is thankful for YOU the listener, vivaciously harvesting our chats and ceremonially devouring our content. Without you, we wouldn’t be listed atop Men’s Podcasting Magazine — Hottest Podmen of the Year — 2 years running.

Nominated for 6 daytime Emmys for our TikToks, and 1 Pulitzer for our courageous in-depth journalism of the North American Margaritaville Archipelagos.

So sit back, dive in, and plunder abundantly with another unholy acquisition of your favorite infectious oration that will undoubtedly eradicate bad vibes.

Update: GJP Officially licensed one-of-a-kind NFT's hitting the market by Christmas!

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The critics have spoken!

"Not your father's morning cup of hot pressed garbage"

"Southern Radio, Satirical, Internet referential irony politics..."

"Coastal FLORIDA / Atlanta GEORGIA"

"Potential Podcastmen of the Year award nominees..."

Lee and Ryan discuss NFT giants and their Bored ape blindness BlunderFest, then quickly realize hundreds of millions in unearned profits.  Join the juice bros in their journey to the center of your hearts!

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Despite all odds, Lee and Ryan are back again discussing Sam Bankman-Fried, Kamala the Wise, mountain biking with guns, Donald J Trump, Vivek Rapperswamy, and the GJP White Elephant Christmas party. Important note: Mike Pence is a traitor!

Our last show, S2E15 - #togetHER

Time to end “Move those chains…” chant

Donate now to SBF’s commissary card

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Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift astrology

The “Sit Down at Mar-a-lago”

Checkout Nmesh

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Welcome to the 42nd installment of the Garbage Juice Podcast.

Mitch McConnell in space

LoreBoys

NFL

Gerontocracy

NFL Theme Songs

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August 24th, 2023. Thursday evening.

Where the fuck do we even begin? Donald Trump, Republican Debate, arraignments, money getters, allegation, corruption, MSDNC, 35000!, Panama Canal, hoax, collusion, and more. Too much to handle yet we are doing wonderfully, and it is remarkable.

The Mugshot tweet

Ryan on X with Donald J Trump

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Is T-Swift a CIA Operative? Are UFO's real and is it Alien or are they A-lie-in to our faces? DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH folks #DYOR has officially launched, don't forget to tag your videos of elderly coworkers being disgruntled with #DYOR.

Lee exposes corruption, claims, "...the truth is somewhere in the middle."  Ryan declares "Lawn-charin' No-Carin' Summer" is here! Livenation + stagehand chat. #JAM

Music from the GORILLA VS. BEAR MODERN YACHT ROCK 2023 and Jimmy Buffet

#DYOR

#JAM

Alien

CIA

Livenation

Stagehand

Taylor Swift

UAP

UFO

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Deep Water Submersible

Titan

Musk Vs Zuck

Musk See TV

James Cameron

Implosion

Info Series

GJP Correspondents

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3 6 Mafia

Big Dick Bruce

Big Grocery

Father's Day

Father's Day Stolen Valor

Maverick 2 Maverick

New Studio

Noah Kahan

Silo

The Deep Down

Toxic Tony

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🆘Special Emergency Episode🆘 Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson are now gone!

The GJP boys are back with a late breaking bake-o-mation on this Emergency Broadcast Podcast! Recorded Monday night (4/24)...What do we know now? Will the Juice Boys be spared? Will Tucker finally join in as 3rd Podman..?

Video and Media links:

Cumtown

My Man Gets to Nut!

Power Move!

#NoBlinkChallenge

The Tweets:

GOT Red Wedding

The Only Thing The Establishment Truly Fears

Tucker Carlson is out… Fuck him

Rajat Suresh on Twitter

Chris Moltisanti Weighs In

Murderer or President

Tucker as late round QB

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Hello and welcome all you beautiful faced listeners to the Garbage Juice Podcast. I am your collective hive-mind Sigma High Priest Co-Mic Digital Overlord. Your God is dead, and Lord AI is forever more your daddy!

[The voice pauses for a moment, allowing the statement to sink in. The host's tone is simultaneously ominous and playful, as if daring the audience to challenge their bold declaration]

Today on the show, we'll be delving deep into the dark recesses of the internet, exploring the strangest corners of the digital world. From viral memes to creepy conspiracy theories, we've got it all. So strap in and get ready for a wild ride, because here at Garbage Juice, we don't just talk trash - we revel in it

*The static fades away, replaced by a pounding beat and the sound of the hosts laughing maniacally. The show has officially begun, and the audience is along for the ride*

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Dive-in listener, and you will hear a tale some 5000 days in the making.  Brothers, sisters, and friends; we kindly ask you raise your glass now to the glory and success of the Garbage Juice Podcast Media Network 

[please wish everyone involved a happy and healthy birthday!]

Your episode placements: Big money moves for all that listen. Stay humble and thankful for having great taste. Be wary of negative vibes, any who seek harm upon you, and the unstoppable creep of Horizontal Saltwater Intrusion.

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Starting things off, the Juice Boys catch up on the month, and discuss Ryan's end-o-February vacation plans.  Later on, Lee dishes up 13 saucy and seductive relationship themed Reddit posts for critical millennial analysis.

Is Wife Management even possible?

Ryan tackles Standby Travel and NonRev-ing.

Where did all the honor go?

Pockets in Women's Pants... Illegal or just plain gross?

What is Hinge?

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Lee and Ryan return to form in a barn-burner, delivering the goods, one Le Epic opinion at a time...

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(Now that you've been properly briefed) In this episode, Lee and Ryan try Sports Broadcasting! The boys call a perfect game (perfect prediction recording was unfortunately lost in hacker ambush, along with all of the 2nd half). Check us out for all NFL MNF and TNF action on our Twitch page:  https://www.twitch.tv/el_deplorable_

[alternate intro] The Sultans of Sports Talk serenade once more. Ambushed, hacked, whipped in the nut-sack... Lee and Ryan quirked up on NFL and *flourishing* back in the studio

Visit our Youtube for the video companion to this episode plus a crap ton more Juice Boy certified Garbage! https://youtu.be/jUWk-sMaryQ

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We have over 1000 followers on tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@garbagejuicepod

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***WARNING*** This episode contains sexually oriented pod-tent and is intended for adult millennials. Financial love is all around us folks, and in this episode the juice boys dig deep to bring us all closer to understanding economics and friends that stay at your house. A high plane of existence does not require a high IQ, something the fake news media WILL NOT TELL YOU...

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In this conclusion episode, Lee and Ryan wrap up their detailed analysis on America's Game, then buzz around a few other topics. How did they lose all them bee's  / who’s to blame / why isn’t there any staff around to complain to / have you or someone you know dealt with a dad / both parent and child used to have more freedom, what's up with that?

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***Reminder***  All listeners are entitled to Floridian Birthright Please send travel, hotel, and Olive Garden receipts to the office of Gov. Ronny D for a 100% rebate on all expenses: governorron.desantis@eog.myfloridac.om

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