60 acast.com My Friend Doug https://shows.acast.com/65346c97e134fd00120c2e67 en Douglas Elfman Douglas Elfman

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]]> false Douglas Elfman info+65346c97e134fd00120c2e67@mg-eu.acast.com 65346c97e134fd00120c2e67 hahadick episodic https://assets.pippa.io/shows/65346c97e134fd00120c2e67/1756773139241-59950605-d261-417b-9aed-f8d3ebd0ea6f.jpeg https://shows.acast.com/65346c97e134fd00120c2e67 My Friend Doug <![CDATA[I don't consent to this ]]> Tue, 11 Nov 2025 20:41:08 GMT 8:31 69139f647728b8766c09a68a false https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ1zVby2FDI 69139f647728b8766c09a68a 65346c97e134fd00120c2e67 i-dont-consent-to-this full I have several mottos.

My number one life motto is:

“Laugh and come.”

My number two motto is:

“No arguing, no suffering.”

Number three is:

“I don't consent to this” if it's not about laughing and having fun and enjoying life.

You know, there was this really great thing, once upon a time, called The 2000-year-old Man, where Mel Brooks was playing this 2000-year-old man, and then he was asked what the secret to life was, or whatever his motto for life was.

And he said:

“To live.”

And then the interviewer says:

“That's it? To live?”

And then Mel Brooks goes:

“No, not to live … TO LIVE!”

That's my motto. I want TO LIVE, I don't want to argue.

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]]> I have several mottos.

My number one life motto is:

“Laugh and come.”

My number two motto is:

“No arguing, no suffering.”

Number three is:

“I don't consent to this” if it's not about laughing and having fun and enjoying life.

You know, there was this really great thing, once upon a time, called The 2000-year-old Man, where Mel Brooks was playing this 2000-year-old man, and then he was asked what the secret to life was, or whatever his motto for life was.

And he said:

“To live.”

And then the interviewer says:

“That's it? To live?”

And then Mel Brooks goes:

“No, not to live … TO LIVE!”

That's my motto. I want TO LIVE, I don't want to argue.

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]]> <![CDATA[I Can't With This Anymore ]]> Thu, 21 Dec 2023 09:53:16 GMT 10:59 65840b0c01e92b001637c653 true https://youtube.com/@DougElfman 65840b0c01e92b001637c653 65346c97e134fd00120c2e67 i-cant-with-this-anymore I hate the fking cold ass winter full 14

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]]> Renfield vs Killers of the Flower Moon vs Thanksgiving (Haha Dick At The Movies) Renfield vs Killers of the Flower Moon vs Thanksgiving (Haha Dick At The Movies) Fri, 24 Nov 2023 09:26:44 GMT 13:26 65606c534b4a510012407f2a true https://youtube.com/@DougElfman 65606c534b4a510012407f2a 65346c97e134fd00120c2e67 renfield-vs full 13 haha dick episode 13 Killers of the flower Moon versus renfield versus Thanksgiving haha dick at the movies

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]]> haha dick episode 13 Killers of the flower Moon versus renfield versus Thanksgiving haha dick at the movies

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]]> <![CDATA[What's Wrong With People ]]> Thu, 23 Nov 2023 21:57:12 GMT 18:32 655fcab7155ede00121b9055 true https://shows.acast.com/hahadick/episodes/whats-wrong-with-p 655fcab7155ede00121b9055 65346c97e134fd00120c2e67 whats-wrong-with-p full 12

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]]> What Women Want: Dating Stories, Tips + Tricks (Featuring Female Perspective Expert Ellen Ziegler) What Women Want: Dating Stories, Tips + Tricks (Featuring Female Perspective Expert Ellen Ziegler) Tue, 21 Nov 2023 06:35:45 GMT 1:07:48 655c4fc0f03b3a0012f38c92 true https://youtube.com/@DougElfman 655c4fc0f03b3a0012f38c92 65346c97e134fd00120c2e67 what-women-want-dating-stories-tips-tricks-featuring-female- full 11 Female perspective expert Ellen Ziegler was sitting on her couch when her worst date started peeling away his toenails on her couch.

Take a guess as to whether she went on another date with this guy.

I went out with a woman who did nothing but fart all the time and then tell me that she was farting all the time.

Take a guess as to whether I'm still dating Fart Girl.

Here we are, and it's the future of dating.

We have all of these dating apps.

We meet people in the real world all the time.

And for some reason, we're all still single.

Ellen and I talk about all this (on this new episode of my “Haha Dick" podcast), and we come to some conclusions:

One. Many women want a man who isn't just a provider but can keep up with his woman financially, so that they are on relatively even levels.

Two. Many women want men to show up in the relationship and give as well as they get.

What's funny about this to me is that I am looking for the same qualities in my future partners.

I don't necessarily want someone who is rich or poor, and I don't want someone who is unavailable or pining over some god-awful ex.

I feel like there are universal qualities that we're all looking for in partners of any gender, and those qualities can be summed up very succinctly:

We want someone who has a similar sex drive, and a similar money drive, and a similar worldview, and we want other similar things.

I know that sounds basic and obvious.

But honestly, what a lot of us want is someone who reminds us of ourselves in a way. Or, we want someone who reminds us of ourselves in most ways.

I've often said that if I could clone myself then I would marry myself.

And the reason is that I have been in many relationships with many people and I have come to the conclusion that I am a very good partner and if I could find someone who's as good of a partner as me then I would settle down with that person for the rest of my life.

And in the meantime, we're all on these stupid dating apps, and we're all meeting people in the aisles of stores, and we're going to bars and restaurants and Facebook events and all this other stuff in search of someone who will make us feel less lonely and less desperate.

Another stupidly funny thing to me is that we all get lonely and desperate so we end up in relationships we shouldn't be in, and then time passes and we have to break up, and then we get sad or angry or whatever emotion is required of that specific breakup.

And then we have to start that process all over again.

It's kind of fun but also kind of sucky.

Love is a numbers game, and we have to meet as many people as we can.

It's like my Nana always told me:

There are plenty of fish in the sea, and you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince.

I've gone out with 33 people this year and I have had sex with a lot of them and I ended up in long-term relationships with none of them.

But oh what fun I've had. For real.

What I'm getting at is this:

I'm on the market. If you're looking for a man like me, then let me know you're available too.

Here's my Bumble profile, are you ready?:

I'm not your provider.

I'm a fun, funny, handsome, sexy genius.

I'm the greatest writer who'll ever live.

I own a house.

I'm sane, stable, healthy: Physically, emotionally, mentally, sexually, intellectually, and socially.

I'm the world's greatest domineering lover.

But I'm not your provider.

xoxo


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]]> Female perspective expert Ellen Ziegler was sitting on her couch when her worst date started peeling away his toenails on her couch.

Take a guess as to whether she went on another date with this guy.

I went out with a woman who did nothing but fart all the time and then tell me that she was farting all the time.

Take a guess as to whether I'm still dating Fart Girl.

Here we are, and it's the future of dating.

We have all of these dating apps.

We meet people in the real world all the time.

And for some reason, we're all still single.

Ellen and I talk about all this (on this new episode of my “Haha Dick" podcast), and we come to some conclusions:

One. Many women want a man who isn't just a provider but can keep up with his woman financially, so that they are on relatively even levels.

Two. Many women want men to show up in the relationship and give as well as they get.

What's funny about this to me is that I am looking for the same qualities in my future partners.

I don't necessarily want someone who is rich or poor, and I don't want someone who is unavailable or pining over some god-awful ex.

I feel like there are universal qualities that we're all looking for in partners of any gender, and those qualities can be summed up very succinctly:

We want someone who has a similar sex drive, and a similar money drive, and a similar worldview, and we want other similar things.

I know that sounds basic and obvious.

But honestly, what a lot of us want is someone who reminds us of ourselves in a way. Or, we want someone who reminds us of ourselves in most ways.

I've often said that if I could clone myself then I would marry myself.

And the reason is that I have been in many relationships with many people and I have come to the conclusion that I am a very good partner and if I could find someone who's as good of a partner as me then I would settle down with that person for the rest of my life.

And in the meantime, we're all on these stupid dating apps, and we're all meeting people in the aisles of stores, and we're going to bars and restaurants and Facebook events and all this other stuff in search of someone who will make us feel less lonely and less desperate.

Another stupidly funny thing to me is that we all get lonely and desperate so we end up in relationships we shouldn't be in, and then time passes and we have to break up, and then we get sad or angry or whatever emotion is required of that specific breakup.

And then we have to start that process all over again.

It's kind of fun but also kind of sucky.

Love is a numbers game, and we have to meet as many people as we can.

It's like my Nana always told me:

There are plenty of fish in the sea, and you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince.

I've gone out with 33 people this year and I have had sex with a lot of them and I ended up in long-term relationships with none of them.

But oh what fun I've had. For real.

What I'm getting at is this:

I'm on the market. If you're looking for a man like me, then let me know you're available too.

Here's my Bumble profile, are you ready?:

I'm not your provider.

I'm a fun, funny, handsome, sexy genius.

I'm the greatest writer who'll ever live.

I own a house.

I'm sane, stable, healthy: Physically, emotionally, mentally, sexually, intellectually, and socially.

I'm the world's greatest domineering lover.

But I'm not your provider.

xoxo


Subscribe to Haha Dick on your podcast apps, and on YouTube:

https://youtube.com/@DougElfman


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]]> Sports Injection Into My Plastic Veins (Assimilate and Conform, Robot) Sports Injection Into My Plastic Veins (Assimilate and Conform, Robot) Sun, 19 Nov 2023 15:37:28 GMT 33:39 655a2bba6a413b0012176050 true https://youtube.com/dougelfman 655a2bba6a413b0012176050 65346c97e134fd00120c2e67 sports-injection-into-my-plastic-veins-assimilate-and-confor full 10

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]]> Football F1 Guns Vegas: The Disneyland For Adults (a metaphor not affiliated with Disney) Football F1 Guns Vegas: The Disneyland For Adults (a metaphor not affiliated with Disney) Thu, 16 Nov 2023 00:24:36 GMT 25:07 65556145076466001297cffa true https://YouTube.com/dougelfman 65556145076466001297cffa 65346c97e134fd00120c2e67 football-f1-guns-vegas-the-disneyland-for-adults-a-metaphor- full 9 Football Hockey F1 Cars Weed Guns: Las Vegas, The Disneyland For Adults (Where Questionable Parents Bring Kids)

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The worst thing that's happened to Las Vegas in a while is this stupid F1 Formula 1 race, and I don't know a single person who is happy about it.

Las Vegas Boulevard has been ripped up for months.

Driving to anywhere on the Strip has been a nightmare for most of 2023.

The last time I was at the Paris hotel to dine with a lover, it took us an hour to drive there, and the Strip smelled like tar, and all I could hear at times were these giant road-ripping-up machines.

If you don't live in Las Vegas, and if you see any positive media coverage of F1’s effect on Vegas, I strongly suggest not believing that media outlet about anything ever again, because F1 sucks hardcore.

I say all this as Las Vegas’ biggest (honest) cheerleader. I've lived all around America, and Vegas is my favorite city. That's why I'm still here.

Vegas is a 24/7 town, so we have bars and clubs and restaurants that are open all the time.

But 24/7 also means Vegas is one of the only places in the entire world where you can drive to a store and rent a carpet cleaner at 4 in the morning.

Plus, we have the friendliest people in the country, and the hardest workers around.

That's why our population has exploded up to 3 million people.

I mean, we had that terrible Mandalay Massacre six years ago, and people are still flocking here nonetheless.

Why?

Because Vegas is freedom, and Vegas is like a Disneyland for Adults (no affiliation with Disney, it's just a metaphor that fits).

We have America's biggest swinger place in the Red Rooster, and we have other swinger places like the Green Door, and strip clubs like Crazy Horse 3 and the Spearmint Rhino, and you can get handjobs on Spring Mountain, and you can smoke weed, and go to world-class restaurants and shopping malls and dayclubs and nightclubs that earn $100 million a year, and Cirque shows, and concerts.

But that's all just the above-ground stuff.

Underground Vegas has even crazier things, from illicit drugs to off-the-tax-rolls sex workers, and even secret illegal restaurants.

But my beautiful city has its downsides, just like any city.

We had that Mandalay Massacre. Gun culture is dumb here, with machine gun ranges, and a recent case where a bachelorette had a guy in her room who allegedly shot her pillow, and a guy this week allegedly shot at middle schoolers, and sometimes you'll see a guy in a grocery store with a gun on his belt, and the hotels haven't installed metal detectors.

What's more, a lot of people work three jobs to make ends meet.

Traffic's getting worse.

And now we have this stupid fucking F1 race thing messing up our roads and our aura and the visitor experience and the locals experience.

So if you're thinking of heading to Vegas for vacation or to live here, do yourself a favor and keep your eye on Vegas social media, and maybe don't come until the whole F1 apparatus is gone. Not just the race, but the ripped-up streets, and the tar machines, and all this awfulness.




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]]> Football Hockey F1 Cars Weed Guns: Las Vegas, The Disneyland For Adults (Where Questionable Parents Bring Kids)

https://youtu.be/vskCNHc4wcw?si=Fv1_QJXXqQnSsy9q

The worst thing that's happened to Las Vegas in a while is this stupid F1 Formula 1 race, and I don't know a single person who is happy about it.

Las Vegas Boulevard has been ripped up for months.

Driving to anywhere on the Strip has been a nightmare for most of 2023.

The last time I was at the Paris hotel to dine with a lover, it took us an hour to drive there, and the Strip smelled like tar, and all I could hear at times were these giant road-ripping-up machines.

If you don't live in Las Vegas, and if you see any positive media coverage of F1’s effect on Vegas, I strongly suggest not believing that media outlet about anything ever again, because F1 sucks hardcore.

I say all this as Las Vegas’ biggest (honest) cheerleader. I've lived all around America, and Vegas is my favorite city. That's why I'm still here.

Vegas is a 24/7 town, so we have bars and clubs and restaurants that are open all the time.

But 24/7 also means Vegas is one of the only places in the entire world where you can drive to a store and rent a carpet cleaner at 4 in the morning.

Plus, we have the friendliest people in the country, and the hardest workers around.

That's why our population has exploded up to 3 million people.

I mean, we had that terrible Mandalay Massacre six years ago, and people are still flocking here nonetheless.

Why?

Because Vegas is freedom, and Vegas is like a Disneyland for Adults (no affiliation with Disney, it's just a metaphor that fits).

We have America's biggest swinger place in the Red Rooster, and we have other swinger places like the Green Door, and strip clubs like Crazy Horse 3 and the Spearmint Rhino, and you can get handjobs on Spring Mountain, and you can smoke weed, and go to world-class restaurants and shopping malls and dayclubs and nightclubs that earn $100 million a year, and Cirque shows, and concerts.

But that's all just the above-ground stuff.

Underground Vegas has even crazier things, from illicit drugs to off-the-tax-rolls sex workers, and even secret illegal restaurants.

But my beautiful city has its downsides, just like any city.

We had that Mandalay Massacre. Gun culture is dumb here, with machine gun ranges, and a recent case where a bachelorette had a guy in her room who allegedly shot her pillow, and a guy this week allegedly shot at middle schoolers, and sometimes you'll see a guy in a grocery store with a gun on his belt, and the hotels haven't installed metal detectors.

What's more, a lot of people work three jobs to make ends meet.

Traffic's getting worse.

And now we have this stupid fucking F1 race thing messing up our roads and our aura and the visitor experience and the locals experience.

So if you're thinking of heading to Vegas for vacation or to live here, do yourself a favor and keep your eye on Vegas social media, and maybe don't come until the whole F1 apparatus is gone. Not just the race, but the ripped-up streets, and the tar machines, and all this awfulness.




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]]> Is It Normal For Me To Fantasize About Celebrities Having Sex? (Haha Dick) Is It Normal For Me To Fantasize About Celebrities Having Sex? (Haha Dick) Sun, 12 Nov 2023 02:40:21 GMT 30:18 65503b1746e5c900111d7e26 true https://shows.acast.com/hahadick/episodes/is-it-normal-for-me-to-fantasize-about-celebrities-having-se 65503b1746e5c900111d7e26 65346c97e134fd00120c2e67 is-it-normal-for-me-to-fantasize-about-celebrities-having-se full 8 Do you ever imagine celebrities having sex and masturbating? I do and here are all the fun things I think they're up to which includes:

Megan Markle and Prince Harry

Taylor Swift and that football guy

Elon Musk

Russell Brand

Cardi B

Britney Spears

Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles

Nicole Kidman

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez

Miley Cyrus

Lil Nas X

Elliot Page


They like, comment and share, because.


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]]> Do you ever imagine celebrities having sex and masturbating? I do and here are all the fun things I think they're up to which includes:

Megan Markle and Prince Harry

Taylor Swift and that football guy

Elon Musk

Russell Brand

Cardi B

Britney Spears

Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles

Nicole Kidman

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez

Miley Cyrus

Lil Nas X

Elliot Page


They like, comment and share, because.


Get Haha Dick on your podcast app, and subscribe on YouTube:

https://youtube.com/@DougElfman


#comedy #podcast #vlog

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]]> <![CDATA[Penis Is The Number 1 Priority Of Most Men, Here's Why (Haha Dick)]]> Thu, 09 Nov 2023 08:17:45 GMT 35:44 654c95ab6b767e0012197422 true https://youtube.com/@DougElfman 654c95ab6b767e0012197422 65346c97e134fd00120c2e67 penis-is-the-number-1-priority-of-most-men-heres-why-haha-di full 7 Penis is the number 1 priority of many men, because ... why?

Is it a physical necessity first? Or a psychological pull?

The answer is obvious, but a lot of people don't want to even acknowledge the scientific and everyday reasons why we men are constantly thinking about our own dicks.

And dick shame must end now. Vow to be proud of your dick and reject dick shamers.

What's more, blue balls is a real condition, and I have the perfect explanation for those women who want to know how it's real and why it must be avoided.

Plus, let's talk about loving your own dick. This is a vital and important episode for the health and happiness of you and your dick.

Like. Subscribe. Comment. Share.

Donate here:

https://www.paypal.me/yesdoug

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]]> Penis is the number 1 priority of many men, because ... why?

Is it a physical necessity first? Or a psychological pull?

The answer is obvious, but a lot of people don't want to even acknowledge the scientific and everyday reasons why we men are constantly thinking about our own dicks.

And dick shame must end now. Vow to be proud of your dick and reject dick shamers.

What's more, blue balls is a real condition, and I have the perfect explanation for those women who want to know how it's real and why it must be avoided.

Plus, let's talk about loving your own dick. This is a vital and important episode for the health and happiness of you and your dick.

Like. Subscribe. Comment. Share.

Donate here:

https://www.paypal.me/yesdoug

patreon.com/dougable

Get Haha Dick on your favorite podcast app, and on YouTube:

https://youtube.com/@DougElfman

#comedy #podcast #vlog

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]]> Most Shocking Celebrity Deaths Of All Time Most Shocking Celebrity Deaths Of All Time Fri, 03 Nov 2023 09:38:43 GMT 39:58 6544bfa18235ab001209b511 true https://youtu.be/Ugz_vNOa9ts?si=Kn_Dlu62_u_kfXW8 6544bfa18235ab001209b511 65346c97e134fd00120c2e67 most-shocking-celebrity-deaths-of-all-time full 6 Matthew Perry. Euphoria actor. Kirsty Alley. Bob Saget. Betty White. Norm MacDonald. Kobe Bryant. Luke Perry. Aviici. Tom Petty. Garry Shandling. Chester Bennington. Florence Henderson. Bill Paxton. Erin Moran. Carrie Fisher. Debbie Reynolds. George Michael. Paul Walker. Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Joan Rivers. Heath Ledger. Whitney Houston. Bernie Mac. Kurt Cobain. Anna Nicole Smith. Tupac Shakur. Steve Irwin The Crocodile Hunter. James Gandolfini. Notorious B.I.G. Brittany Murphy. Prince. David Bowie. Natalie Cole.

https://youtu.be/Ugz_vNOa9ts?si=Kn_Dlu62_u_kfXW8


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]]> Matthew Perry. Euphoria actor. Kirsty Alley. Bob Saget. Betty White. Norm MacDonald. Kobe Bryant. Luke Perry. Aviici. Tom Petty. Garry Shandling. Chester Bennington. Florence Henderson. Bill Paxton. Erin Moran. Carrie Fisher. Debbie Reynolds. George Michael. Paul Walker. Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Joan Rivers. Heath Ledger. Whitney Houston. Bernie Mac. Kurt Cobain. Anna Nicole Smith. Tupac Shakur. Steve Irwin The Crocodile Hunter. James Gandolfini. Notorious B.I.G. Brittany Murphy. Prince. David Bowie. Natalie Cole.

https://youtu.be/Ugz_vNOa9ts?si=Kn_Dlu62_u_kfXW8


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]]> Is It Hard Being A Man? Is It Hard Being A Man? Mon, 30 Oct 2023 03:47:02 GMT 20:15 653f2736fa790d00110bccdc true https://youtu.be/jVVjDTbh_yM?si=85Y9YiYLyMdd5Gmx 653f2736fa790d00110bccdc 65346c97e134fd00120c2e67 is-it-hard-being-a-man full 5 Is it hard being a man? This is what YouTuber Shoe0nHead just said. And it got me thinking even more than usual about the respect missing from dating and mating. I mean here I am, gorgeous, a genius, super fun, successful, a homeowner, a good traveler, nurturing, a hot zaddy…and even I have the kinds of troubles Shoe0nHead talks about, no matter how much misandrists claim that all men suck and deserve loneliness and sadness and yuck.

You can also watch this podcast episode on my YouTube channel HaHa Dick and Doug Elfman.

I love you and I hope you're having a fun day, no matter who you are or aren't.

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]]> Is it hard being a man? This is what YouTuber Shoe0nHead just said. And it got me thinking even more than usual about the respect missing from dating and mating. I mean here I am, gorgeous, a genius, super fun, successful, a homeowner, a good traveler, nurturing, a hot zaddy…and even I have the kinds of troubles Shoe0nHead talks about, no matter how much misandrists claim that all men suck and deserve loneliness and sadness and yuck.

You can also watch this podcast episode on my YouTube channel HaHa Dick and Doug Elfman.

I love you and I hope you're having a fun day, no matter who you are or aren't.

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]]> <![CDATA[Haha Dick: Who Wants Vin Diesel? (And Britney's Behind?) [standup podcast]]]> Fri, 27 Oct 2023 07:23:46 GMT 21:41 653b658347dd4d0013e9d6e6 true https://shows.acast.com/hahadick/episodes/haha-dick-who-wants-vin-diesel-and-britneys-behind-standup-p 653b658347dd4d0013e9d6e6 65346c97e134fd00120c2e67 haha-dick-who-wants-vin-diesel-and-britneys-behind-standup-p full 4 Subscribe and watch on YouTube:

https://youtu.be/HDbaYNu6F2M?si=AZ6KLdX1Ke94f2Yx

My friend and I are sitting in big comfy chairs in Minks, the strip club/sports bar in Las Vegas, and we're watching Vin Diesel in a "Fast & Furious" movie, while women work the pole behind us, and I ask my friend:

Who are the people who want to get it on with Vin Diesel?

I mean no disrespect to Mr. Diesel.

I'm just curious what the demographic is for a Vin Diesel good time.

My friend admonishes me. She goes:

Doug, don't shame people.

I go:

I know, I know, you're right. I'm just always curious what kinds of people are attracted to other kinds of people.

You know?

I just like demographics and sociology, and who better to divine seduction than Mr. Vin Diesel from The Chronicles of Riddick?

As if Vin Diesel isn't enough of a good conversation starter, how about Britney Spears who just took off her clothing again, but this time: deliciously.

Let's discuss.

Haha,

Dick.

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]]> Subscribe and watch on YouTube:

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My friend and I are sitting in big comfy chairs in Minks, the strip club/sports bar in Las Vegas, and we're watching Vin Diesel in a "Fast & Furious" movie, while women work the pole behind us, and I ask my friend:

Who are the people who want to get it on with Vin Diesel?

I mean no disrespect to Mr. Diesel.

I'm just curious what the demographic is for a Vin Diesel good time.

My friend admonishes me. She goes:

Doug, don't shame people.

I go:

I know, I know, you're right. I'm just always curious what kinds of people are attracted to other kinds of people.

You know?

I just like demographics and sociology, and who better to divine seduction than Mr. Vin Diesel from The Chronicles of Riddick?

As if Vin Diesel isn't enough of a good conversation starter, how about Britney Spears who just took off her clothing again, but this time: deliciously.

Let's discuss.

Haha,

Dick.

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