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			<title><![CDATA[S2 Episode 1 "Sketch Comedy Empire"]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[S2 Episode 1 "Sketch Comedy Empire"]]></itunes:title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>All new giggles.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 7 "Freaky Friday"]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 7 "Freaky Friday"]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2025 01:45:57 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>This episode should have stayed buried.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 6 "New Boss?"]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 5 "The Apology"]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 5 "The Apology"]]></itunes:title>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 4 "Pope Deathmatch"]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[You gotta give the mushroom lady a little bit of credit.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Friday Special #1 DVD Commentary</title>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 3 "Name Drop Poker"]]></title>
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			<title>Half Hour Half Ass Trailer!</title>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 1 "Maiden Voyage"]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 1 "Maiden Voyage"]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2025 02:17:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[DO NOT LISTEN (Ep Zero) "Under Construction"]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[DO NOT LISTEN (Ep Zero) "Under Construction"]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2025 04:27:24 GMT</pubDate>
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