60 acast.com Hook Cooks https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks en © 2022 Shane Vincent Hook, Cooks, adventure, ttrpg, storywriting, worldbuilding, rpg, storytelling, creative, writing, writers, stories, comedy, improv, creativity Shane Vincent, Conor Woods, Jack McColl, Mitch Stevenson Just like a pool party, only crunchy Will it Blend?' by some, and 'Definitely a podcast' by others, the Hook Cooks take a random prompt every episode and blind-bake it into a story, a world, an adventure, and a whole lot of fun. Each meal is paired with a side-salad and plated up in a dizzying and dramatic radio-play. Send us your prompts, listen in, and steal as many ideas as you like!

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]]> Will it Blend?' by some, and 'Definitely a podcast' by others, the Hook Cooks take a random prompt every episode and blind-bake it into a story, a world, an adventure, and a whole lot of fun. Each meal is paired with a side-salad and plated up in a dizzying and dramatic radio-play. Send us your prompts, listen in, and steal as many ideas as you like!

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]]> true Shane Vincent, Conor Woods, Jack McColl, Mitch Stevenson cooksofhooks@gmail.com 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c hook-cooks https://www.podcasts.com/rss_feed/0f8436eeba0c4b286783e81bc5211e9d episodic https://assets.pippa.io/shows/6315c5c196231600144f3f7c/1693402599864-98fd917c48133a0810e69ce50bad8612.jpeg https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks Hook Cooks https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/6315c5c196231600144f3f7c Continental Breakfast: Gilded Bones Continental Breakfast: Gilded Bones Mon, 23 Jun 2025 20:06:00 GMT 52:16 6859024fc1af62f0276f24ff true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/continental-breakfast-gilded-bones 6859024fc1af62f0276f24ff 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c continental-breakfast-gilded-bones Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 3 8 Come one, come all, into another episode of Hook Cooks: Continental Breakfast. In this episode, for your degustatory pleasure, we have crafted a country featuring a tasty helping of BONES. Get them gilded, get them magneted, get them Eaten. However you like em, we've got them!


With thanks to HoliznaCC0 for our opening theme and Avery Adler for The Quiet Year.


Music


HoliznaCC0 - Sailing Away


Cinematic Discovery - Desert Drums


Georgio DiCampo - Pray & Hope


Filmtones - Smooth Jazz Funky Sax

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]]> Come one, come all, into another episode of Hook Cooks: Continental Breakfast. In this episode, for your degustatory pleasure, we have crafted a country featuring a tasty helping of BONES. Get them gilded, get them magneted, get them Eaten. However you like em, we've got them!


With thanks to HoliznaCC0 for our opening theme and Avery Adler for The Quiet Year.


Music


HoliznaCC0 - Sailing Away


Cinematic Discovery - Desert Drums


Georgio DiCampo - Pray & Hope


Filmtones - Smooth Jazz Funky Sax

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]]> Continental Breakfast: Shamanic Panic Continental Breakfast: Shamanic Panic Fri, 16 May 2025 22:00:00 GMT 47:40 6826e57d3e2c04fd7a66df21 true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/continental-breakfast-shamanic-panic 6826e57d3e2c04fd7a66df21 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c continental-breakfast-shamanic-panic Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 3 7 Feel the spirit flowing through you as you, lucky customer, get to experience Hook Cooks Continental Breakfast- a thing that happens whenever we get around to it. Tonight, we're serving only *you* with a tasty dish guaranteed to lift your mood and have you communing with nature~


We take you to PsyTower-66, a tiny society build upon the ruins and bones of their predecessors, who were also built upon their predecessors, and so on and so forth, each a failed experiment to try to tame the dice-rolling, card-playing spirits of yore, all inexplicably mid-west America themed. Are you feelin' lucky?


With thanks to HoliznaCC0 for our opening theme and Avery Adler for The Quiet Year.


Music


HoliznaCC0 - Sailing Away


United States National Anthem (The Star Spangled Banner) - The United States Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps


Mysterious Dungeon - xDeviruchi

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]]> Feel the spirit flowing through you as you, lucky customer, get to experience Hook Cooks Continental Breakfast- a thing that happens whenever we get around to it. Tonight, we're serving only *you* with a tasty dish guaranteed to lift your mood and have you communing with nature~


We take you to PsyTower-66, a tiny society build upon the ruins and bones of their predecessors, who were also built upon their predecessors, and so on and so forth, each a failed experiment to try to tame the dice-rolling, card-playing spirits of yore, all inexplicably mid-west America themed. Are you feelin' lucky?


With thanks to HoliznaCC0 for our opening theme and Avery Adler for The Quiet Year.


Music


HoliznaCC0 - Sailing Away


United States National Anthem (The Star Spangled Banner) - The United States Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps


Mysterious Dungeon - xDeviruchi

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]]> Continental Breakfast: Unkempt Stars Continental Breakfast: Unkempt Stars Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:06:00 GMT 47:51 67ee4ffa02e789100f5e0b5e true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/continental-breakfast-unkempt-stars 67ee4ffa02e789100f5e0b5e 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c continental-breakfast-unkempt-stars Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 3 6 Come one, come all, to the greatest show in town, that's right, Hook Cooks Continental Breakfast is now grilling in your area! Get your eggshakes and your poached milk delivered fresh to the door of your majestic observatory!


Welcome all to The Eye of Ozymandias, a land of sleeping adults and wide awake youth deftly woven together in a way that makes it definitely not weird! If you've ever looked up into the stars and thought there might be something looking back, then this episode may owe you a royalty check!


With thanks to HoliznaCC0 for our opening theme and Avery Adler for The Quiet Year.


Music


HoliznaCC0 - Sailing Away


The Light of the Silvery Moon by E's Jammy Jams


The Age of Wood by Savfk Cello


The Depths Mysterious by Kalvin Plaza


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]]> Come one, come all, to the greatest show in town, that's right, Hook Cooks Continental Breakfast is now grilling in your area! Get your eggshakes and your poached milk delivered fresh to the door of your majestic observatory!


Welcome all to The Eye of Ozymandias, a land of sleeping adults and wide awake youth deftly woven together in a way that makes it definitely not weird! If you've ever looked up into the stars and thought there might be something looking back, then this episode may owe you a royalty check!


With thanks to HoliznaCC0 for our opening theme and Avery Adler for The Quiet Year.


Music


HoliznaCC0 - Sailing Away


The Light of the Silvery Moon by E's Jammy Jams


The Age of Wood by Savfk Cello


The Depths Mysterious by Kalvin Plaza


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]]> Continental Breakfast: Hungry Hungry Harbour Continental Breakfast: Hungry Hungry Harbour Sun, 16 Mar 2025 19:06:00 GMT 44:08 67d6adc11807f0dc08d38f12 true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/continental-breakfast-hungry-hungry-harbour 67d6adc11807f0dc08d38f12 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c continental-breakfast-hungry-hungry-harbour Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 3 5 Come one, come all, to SEAWORLD*, Home of the Incredible Flaming Waterhole! Join us in the Kitchen of Creativity for an episode of podcast guaranteed to get you from one place to another quicker than you can say "Monorail".



*For legal purposes please note that any similarities to actual human theme-parks is purely coincidental.


With thanks to HoliznaCC0 for our opening track and Avery Alder for The Quiet Year


Music:


Sailing Away by HoliznaCC0


Sardana by Kevin MacLeod


Rosalie's Waltz by Accordion Violin Choir


Horror'ween Circus by Royalty Free Music



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]]> Come one, come all, to SEAWORLD*, Home of the Incredible Flaming Waterhole! Join us in the Kitchen of Creativity for an episode of podcast guaranteed to get you from one place to another quicker than you can say "Monorail".



*For legal purposes please note that any similarities to actual human theme-parks is purely coincidental.


With thanks to HoliznaCC0 for our opening track and Avery Alder for The Quiet Year


Music:


Sailing Away by HoliznaCC0


Sardana by Kevin MacLeod


Rosalie's Waltz by Accordion Violin Choir


Horror'ween Circus by Royalty Free Music



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]]> Continental Breakfast: Colossal Ghosts Continental Breakfast: Colossal Ghosts Wed, 19 Feb 2025 19:06:00 GMT 37:38 67b59df0b36782a0372e4652 false https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/continental-breakfast-colossal-ghosts 67b59df0b36782a0372e4652 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c continental-breakfast-colossal-ghosts full 3 4 Join us in the Kitchen of Creativity for a bone-tingling, ghost-busting episode of Continental Breakfast, the improvised world-building show you love to feel sort of okay about.


In this week's episode, we take a regular sized Dan Akroyd, some of our producers' mysterious 'enlarging pills', and a whole lot of ooky spooky goodness to prepare for you a country-sized feast, ripe for delectation!


Special thanks to Holizna for our theme-song, Sailing Away, and Avery Alder for 'The Quiet Year'.


Music:


HoliznaCC0 - Sailing Away

Kevin MacLeod - Classic Horror 1 Royalty Free Music

Rachmaninov - The Isle of the Dead, Symphonic Poem Op. 29

Alfred Schnittke - Sinfonia n.8

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]]> Join us in the Kitchen of Creativity for a bone-tingling, ghost-busting episode of Continental Breakfast, the improvised world-building show you love to feel sort of okay about.


In this week's episode, we take a regular sized Dan Akroyd, some of our producers' mysterious 'enlarging pills', and a whole lot of ooky spooky goodness to prepare for you a country-sized feast, ripe for delectation!


Special thanks to Holizna for our theme-song, Sailing Away, and Avery Alder for 'The Quiet Year'.


Music:


HoliznaCC0 - Sailing Away

Kevin MacLeod - Classic Horror 1 Royalty Free Music

Rachmaninov - The Isle of the Dead, Symphonic Poem Op. 29

Alfred Schnittke - Sinfonia n.8

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]]> Continental Breakfast: Wasted Spark Continental Breakfast: Wasted Spark Wed, 05 Feb 2025 19:06:00 GMT 35:24 67a33362a7aa51f115688ba4 true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/continental-breakfast-wasted-spark 67a33362a7aa51f115688ba4 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c continental-breakfast-wasted-spark full 3 3 Welcome back to another very special episode of Hook Cooks: Continental Breakfast, the improvised world-building show where we build a continent, one country at a time. In this week's stirring episode we answer such questions as 'Will Threepin ever graduate from bottling school?', 'Who left the dang lights on again?' and of course, 'What are those pesky elementals building?!'


Join us as we delve into these questions and spend an inordinate amount of time trying to name this week's country.


Thanks as always to HoliznaCC0 for our theme music, and to Avery Alder for The Quiet Year, from which we have drawn great inspiration.


Music:


Sailing Away by HoliznaCC0


Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod (No Copyright Music)


Solo Violin Classical by Rafael Krux


Storm - by AShamaluev Music

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]]> Welcome back to another very special episode of Hook Cooks: Continental Breakfast, the improvised world-building show where we build a continent, one country at a time. In this week's stirring episode we answer such questions as 'Will Threepin ever graduate from bottling school?', 'Who left the dang lights on again?' and of course, 'What are those pesky elementals building?!'


Join us as we delve into these questions and spend an inordinate amount of time trying to name this week's country.


Thanks as always to HoliznaCC0 for our theme music, and to Avery Alder for The Quiet Year, from which we have drawn great inspiration.


Music:


Sailing Away by HoliznaCC0


Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod (No Copyright Music)


Solo Violin Classical by Rafael Krux


Storm - by AShamaluev Music

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]]> Continental Breakfast: Gentle Rituals Continental Breakfast: Gentle Rituals Wed, 22 Jan 2025 19:06:00 GMT 38:35 6790b78822302f87e17df5d2 true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/continental-breakfast-gentle-rituals 6790b78822302f87e17df5d2 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c continental-breakfast-gentle-rituals full 3 2 Step on up for a breakfast brimming with power and politesse. Join the Hook Cooks as we take a pre-prepared prompt and turn it into a country unlike any you've ever seen or heard of.


Whether you like your eggs deviled, scrambled, or laid directly into your open mouth, you're bound to find something to your liking in this tasty treat of an episode!


With thanks to Holizna for our opening track, Sailing Away, and Avery Alder for The Quiet Year, from which we drew great inspiration. Check out their stuff!


Music:


Sailing Away by HoliznaCC0


Ancient Mystery by Eitan Epstein Music


Morning Mood by Grieg


On Miami Shore by Fritz Kriesler



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]]> Step on up for a breakfast brimming with power and politesse. Join the Hook Cooks as we take a pre-prepared prompt and turn it into a country unlike any you've ever seen or heard of.


Whether you like your eggs deviled, scrambled, or laid directly into your open mouth, you're bound to find something to your liking in this tasty treat of an episode!


With thanks to Holizna for our opening track, Sailing Away, and Avery Alder for The Quiet Year, from which we drew great inspiration. Check out their stuff!


Music:


Sailing Away by HoliznaCC0


Ancient Mystery by Eitan Epstein Music


Morning Mood by Grieg


On Miami Shore by Fritz Kriesler



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]]> Continental Breakfast: Divine Thumb Continental Breakfast: Divine Thumb Wed, 08 Jan 2025 19:06:30 GMT 32:33 677e4f261f00b28b23ee81da true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/hook-cooks-continental-breakfast 677e4f261f00b28b23ee81da 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c hook-cooks-continental-breakfast full 3 1 The most important meal of the day is about to be served, freshly cooked, farm-to-table, and straight into your waiting ears!


Join the Hook Cooks as we take our zany style into the world of world-building! In Hook Cooks: Continental Breakfast, we take a pre-prepared prompt and turn it alchemy-like into a new country, with the goal of building out a wacky and wonderful continent over the course of our season.


Whether you like your eggs deviled, scrambled, or laid directly into your mouth, you're bound to find something to your liking in this appetizer of an episode!


With thanks to Holizna for our opening track, Sailing Away and Avery Alder for The Quiet Year, from which we drew great inspiration. Check out their stuff!



Music:


Sailing Away by HoliznaCC0


Gregorian Chant by KevinMacLeod (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICYH-bSLXms)


Epic Inspiring Background Music by Music4Video


Broadcast and News Background Music by WaveLayers

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]]> The most important meal of the day is about to be served, freshly cooked, farm-to-table, and straight into your waiting ears!


Join the Hook Cooks as we take our zany style into the world of world-building! In Hook Cooks: Continental Breakfast, we take a pre-prepared prompt and turn it alchemy-like into a new country, with the goal of building out a wacky and wonderful continent over the course of our season.


Whether you like your eggs deviled, scrambled, or laid directly into your mouth, you're bound to find something to your liking in this appetizer of an episode!


With thanks to Holizna for our opening track, Sailing Away and Avery Alder for The Quiet Year, from which we drew great inspiration. Check out their stuff!



Music:


Sailing Away by HoliznaCC0


Gregorian Chant by KevinMacLeod (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICYH-bSLXms)


Epic Inspiring Background Music by Music4Video


Broadcast and News Background Music by WaveLayers

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]]> Overgrown Doors Overgrown Doors Wed, 04 Sep 2024 22:22:26 GMT 42:57 66d8dda3202da66c8db8f09b true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/overgrown-doors 66d8dda3202da66c8db8f09b 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c overgrown-doors Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 2 Knock knock! Who's there?

Why, it's only the Hook Cooks, here to cross the proverbial threshold into a truly doorknob-rattling adventure!

...

Look, please just... just let us in, it's raining, like really raining, and we need a place to keep our japes and tomfoolery free from the wet. Please just let us drip-dry in the foyer... we'll regale you with a door-based fable in exchange! Afterall, as the good book says, "Door unto others"!


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/


Music from archive.org:

The Don Baker Trio - "Poinciana"

Esquivel And His Orchestra - "Poinciana"

"Quintet No.3; Allegro Fugato; In Choral Style; Allegro Scherzando" - Alec Wilder and The New York Woodwind Quintet


Sound effects sourced from freesound.org

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]]> Knock knock! Who's there?

Why, it's only the Hook Cooks, here to cross the proverbial threshold into a truly doorknob-rattling adventure!

...

Look, please just... just let us in, it's raining, like really raining, and we need a place to keep our japes and tomfoolery free from the wet. Please just let us drip-dry in the foyer... we'll regale you with a door-based fable in exchange! Afterall, as the good book says, "Door unto others"!


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/


Music from archive.org:

The Don Baker Trio - "Poinciana"

Esquivel And His Orchestra - "Poinciana"

"Quintet No.3; Allegro Fugato; In Choral Style; Allegro Scherzando" - Alec Wilder and The New York Woodwind Quintet


Sound effects sourced from freesound.org

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]]> Twilight Drift Twilight Drift Wed, 21 Aug 2024 21:56:05 GMT 42:28 66c66275b0de8bdc2f0f3c28 true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/twilight 66c66275b0de8bdc2f0f3c28 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c twilight Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 2 There exists a magical time where the sunlight begins to die and the sky starts to darken, where all the mystical creatures of the world exist. The time when werewolves and vampires skulk, searching for fresh victims, themselves as well as each other. Also during that time, sometimes, you will find a dwarf riding on a steampunky kinda motorcycle. You may even find yourself listening to the dark and mystical podcast Hook Cooks. Tonight in the kitchen, imagine the boys weaving together a tale that is sure to suit the mood- the sensual thrumming of hot steel, spinning those hot wheels across a hot red rock. Could you even imagine?


Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/


Music:

'Epic Chase' by MaxKoMusic

'The Fairytale' by Vivek Abhishek

'Liszt Liebestraum (Music Box)' by neuf music

'Ghost riders in the sky' by Stan Jones

'(Ghost) riders in the sky' cover by Henrique Furtado

'Heavy Hardcore in the style of Thrown' by 

'Abyssal' by Jacob Lizotte


All SFX is sourced from Freesound.org

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]]> There exists a magical time where the sunlight begins to die and the sky starts to darken, where all the mystical creatures of the world exist. The time when werewolves and vampires skulk, searching for fresh victims, themselves as well as each other. Also during that time, sometimes, you will find a dwarf riding on a steampunky kinda motorcycle. You may even find yourself listening to the dark and mystical podcast Hook Cooks. Tonight in the kitchen, imagine the boys weaving together a tale that is sure to suit the mood- the sensual thrumming of hot steel, spinning those hot wheels across a hot red rock. Could you even imagine?


Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/


Music:

'Epic Chase' by MaxKoMusic

'The Fairytale' by Vivek Abhishek

'Liszt Liebestraum (Music Box)' by neuf music

'Ghost riders in the sky' by Stan Jones

'(Ghost) riders in the sky' cover by Henrique Furtado

'Heavy Hardcore in the style of Thrown' by 

'Abyssal' by Jacob Lizotte


All SFX is sourced from Freesound.org

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]]> The Juice The Juice Wed, 07 Aug 2024 20:00:04 GMT 45:04 66b37018776c504594815535 true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/the-juice 66b37018776c504594815535 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c the-juice Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 2 On your marks, get set..... listen!

To this!

It's an awe-inspiring Olympic episode from the tippy-top of the podcasting podium, your pals - the Hook Cooks. Our kitchen is thrumming with Olympic spirit, and we simply can't wait to represent you all (in a nonsensical sport of our own invention). Get excited, because we'll be talking about juicing at the Olympics - wait, relax, it's only like 60% what you think it is. So, in honour of the games, the athletes and the Olympic torch itself - let's get cooking!


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/


Music from archive.org:

Henri Seroka - Selections from the album "Panoramic Sports Olympics"

Raymond Guiot - "Grand Country Rhapsody"

John Williams - "The House"

Jo Basile - "Just A Gigolo"

Jerry Murad's Harmonicats - "Harmonicat Jingle"


Sound effects sourced from freesound.org

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]]> On your marks, get set..... listen!

To this!

It's an awe-inspiring Olympic episode from the tippy-top of the podcasting podium, your pals - the Hook Cooks. Our kitchen is thrumming with Olympic spirit, and we simply can't wait to represent you all (in a nonsensical sport of our own invention). Get excited, because we'll be talking about juicing at the Olympics - wait, relax, it's only like 60% what you think it is. So, in honour of the games, the athletes and the Olympic torch itself - let's get cooking!


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/


Music from archive.org:

Henri Seroka - Selections from the album "Panoramic Sports Olympics"

Raymond Guiot - "Grand Country Rhapsody"

John Williams - "The House"

Jo Basile - "Just A Gigolo"

Jerry Murad's Harmonicats - "Harmonicat Jingle"


Sound effects sourced from freesound.org

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]]> Mask of the Maker (feat Chris Magilton) Mask of the Maker (feat Chris Magilton) Wed, 10 Jul 2024 20:00:04 GMT 44:45 668e27de35ca4f8a69cd0dc5 true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/mask-of-the-maker 668e27de35ca4f8a69cd0dc5 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c mask-of-the-maker Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 We all wear masks throughout our lives- masks for bravery, masks to hide our pain, and sometimes masks made of the literal skin of a deity that we've cut down to silence those damn singing birds for once and for all. Whatever mask you choose to wear, make sure you wear it this evening while listening to the latest episode of the Hook Cooks! Along with our special guest for the evening, Chris Magilton from the audio drama podcast Among the Stars and Bones, the boys descend down a very dark staircase wearing velvety, violet robes stained with just a little bit of blood, and prepare themselves for one hell of a ritual! I wonder if we'll ever find out what's going down in this mysterious town.



Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna


Music:


'Don't go in there' by Megan McDuffee

'The Magical Tree Waltz' by The Seventh Midnight

'90s TV' by Dar Golan

'Warning Signs' by Benoit Vanhoffelen

'Darker Streets' by Benoit Vanhoffelen

'Gregorian Chant' by Kevin Macleod

'Poltergeist' by Pyxel

'Demonic Chorus Chant' by Procrastination Pictures

'Hello My Baby' by The Slick Back Boys


All SFX is sourced from Freesound.org

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]]> We all wear masks throughout our lives- masks for bravery, masks to hide our pain, and sometimes masks made of the literal skin of a deity that we've cut down to silence those damn singing birds for once and for all. Whatever mask you choose to wear, make sure you wear it this evening while listening to the latest episode of the Hook Cooks! Along with our special guest for the evening, Chris Magilton from the audio drama podcast Among the Stars and Bones, the boys descend down a very dark staircase wearing velvety, violet robes stained with just a little bit of blood, and prepare themselves for one hell of a ritual! I wonder if we'll ever find out what's going down in this mysterious town.



Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna


Music:


'Don't go in there' by Megan McDuffee

'The Magical Tree Waltz' by The Seventh Midnight

'90s TV' by Dar Golan

'Warning Signs' by Benoit Vanhoffelen

'Darker Streets' by Benoit Vanhoffelen

'Gregorian Chant' by Kevin Macleod

'Poltergeist' by Pyxel

'Demonic Chorus Chant' by Procrastination Pictures

'Hello My Baby' by The Slick Back Boys


All SFX is sourced from Freesound.org

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Speaking Sideways Speaking Sideways Wed, 26 Jun 2024 20:00:32 GMT 44:44 667c178eec0d32fbe32c41bd true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/speaking-sideways 667c178eec0d32fbe32c41bd 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c speaking-sideways Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 It was a night just like tonight, I got a visit from some dame who came knockin' on my door. She walked in on a pair of legs. She tells me that she's caught up in some no-good nonsense. I tells her she must be joking. So she starts going on about the latest episode of the Hook Cooks, about its intregue and mystery, like it's the cat's pajamas. I take me a minute, maybe longer, and pour myself another glass. It always goes well with the cheap smokes that I like to chew on when I'm bored. "Do sepia-toned noir rips like me get healthcare?" I say out loud- but the room's empty. Where even am I? I try to find a door, but there's no way out. I sit back down.


Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna


Music:


'Closed Case' by Lofi Noir

'Snowfall' by Scott Buckley

'Le Soul Noir Jazz Ballad' by Freesound

'Vintage' by Lofi Noir

'Black Fingerprint' by Dylan Owen

'Epic Dark Mysterious' by Nvevermvnd

'Mysterious Psychological Horror Music' by Dukkha


All SFX is sourced from Freesound.org

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]]> It was a night just like tonight, I got a visit from some dame who came knockin' on my door. She walked in on a pair of legs. She tells me that she's caught up in some no-good nonsense. I tells her she must be joking. So she starts going on about the latest episode of the Hook Cooks, about its intregue and mystery, like it's the cat's pajamas. I take me a minute, maybe longer, and pour myself another glass. It always goes well with the cheap smokes that I like to chew on when I'm bored. "Do sepia-toned noir rips like me get healthcare?" I say out loud- but the room's empty. Where even am I? I try to find a door, but there's no way out. I sit back down.


Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna


Music:


'Closed Case' by Lofi Noir

'Snowfall' by Scott Buckley

'Le Soul Noir Jazz Ballad' by Freesound

'Vintage' by Lofi Noir

'Black Fingerprint' by Dylan Owen

'Epic Dark Mysterious' by Nvevermvnd

'Mysterious Psychological Horror Music' by Dukkha


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]]> Synapse on Tap (feat Barry Walsh) Synapse on Tap (feat Barry Walsh) Wed, 12 Jun 2024 20:00:30 GMT 44:50 6667770f5155490013a7eae1 true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/synapse-on-tap 6667770f5155490013a7eae1 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c synapse-on-tap Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 Well hello there, travellers. Our performance tonight features none other than Barry from the legendary movie-plot-predicting podcast Blockblunders, so strap yourselves in. Take a seat and let us serve you a delightfully heady brew to tantilize your brainbuds and let all your worries drift away. Take in the rich, toe-tapping and relaxing ambiance of the newest episode of the Hook Cooks as we take your coat and dim the lights. But be careful not to lose track of time, or who you are. We have no clocks here, but who needs them anyway? Why not just stay here and drink your cares away...


Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna


Music:


'Elegant Classical' by Music 4 Video

'Finger Snappin' Trio' by Blue Claw Jazz

'Happy Feet (Fast Swing 4) by Søren Bebe

'Berlin Cocktail Dinner for Two' by Smooth Dinner Jazz Ensemble

'Passion' by Sappheiros

'Descent into Madness' by Fluffy Dumplin

'Creepy Ominous Horror Suspense Background' by Best Old Music Hits


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]]> Well hello there, travellers. Our performance tonight features none other than Barry from the legendary movie-plot-predicting podcast Blockblunders, so strap yourselves in. Take a seat and let us serve you a delightfully heady brew to tantilize your brainbuds and let all your worries drift away. Take in the rich, toe-tapping and relaxing ambiance of the newest episode of the Hook Cooks as we take your coat and dim the lights. But be careful not to lose track of time, or who you are. We have no clocks here, but who needs them anyway? Why not just stay here and drink your cares away...


Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna


Music:


'Elegant Classical' by Music 4 Video

'Finger Snappin' Trio' by Blue Claw Jazz

'Happy Feet (Fast Swing 4) by Søren Bebe

'Berlin Cocktail Dinner for Two' by Smooth Dinner Jazz Ensemble

'Passion' by Sappheiros

'Descent into Madness' by Fluffy Dumplin

'Creepy Ominous Horror Suspense Background' by Best Old Music Hits


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]]> Sage Rage Sage Rage Wed, 22 May 2024 20:00:57 GMT 44:57 664ddc2d55f9a4001112f46e true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/sage-rage 664ddc2d55f9a4001112f46e 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c sage-rage Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 They keep telling us about the benefits of various leafy greens, but have you ever stopped to think that said leafy greens may actually be brainwashing our world's richest into becoming worker ants for Outsiders?! Well on tonight's episode of Hook Cooks we expose who is hot to trot, and who's got the brain rot. Think about it.


Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna


Music:


'Extraterrestrial' by jonathansegev

'Prayers and Hope' by R.O. Tuppelstowe

'The Wait' by Daniel H

'Space Banjo' by Greg Gibson

'Point Of No Return' by Alex Grohl

'Ambient and Emotional Cinematic' by bdProductions


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]]> They keep telling us about the benefits of various leafy greens, but have you ever stopped to think that said leafy greens may actually be brainwashing our world's richest into becoming worker ants for Outsiders?! Well on tonight's episode of Hook Cooks we expose who is hot to trot, and who's got the brain rot. Think about it.


Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna


Music:


'Extraterrestrial' by jonathansegev

'Prayers and Hope' by R.O. Tuppelstowe

'The Wait' by Daniel H

'Space Banjo' by Greg Gibson

'Point Of No Return' by Alex Grohl

'Ambient and Emotional Cinematic' by bdProductions


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]]> Smiling Flood Smiling Flood Wed, 08 May 2024 20:00:03 GMT 44:56 6639fef304f9df00128dee30 false https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/smiling-flood 6639fef304f9df00128dee30 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c smiling-flood Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 Do you hear that dripping? The constant droplets of water, falling square into the centre of your mind, endlessly? Even the largest mountains will eventually be worn down into dust by the ever-ongoing trickle of water. Now, what if that dripping were more drool like, and brackish? What if it were dripping from between two rows of teeth, and a pair of pale lips spread wide into a manic grin? Kinda gross, I'd imagine. But hey, at least they're having fun.


Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna


Music:


'Dark Tension Rising' by Mattia Cupelli

'Everything Combines Into One' by Ricky Music

'Dissent' by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

'Dukkha' by Secession Studios

'Intense Countdown Horror Trailer' by Victor Wayne


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]]> Do you hear that dripping? The constant droplets of water, falling square into the centre of your mind, endlessly? Even the largest mountains will eventually be worn down into dust by the ever-ongoing trickle of water. Now, what if that dripping were more drool like, and brackish? What if it were dripping from between two rows of teeth, and a pair of pale lips spread wide into a manic grin? Kinda gross, I'd imagine. But hey, at least they're having fun.


Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna


Music:


'Dark Tension Rising' by Mattia Cupelli

'Everything Combines Into One' by Ricky Music

'Dissent' by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

'Dukkha' by Secession Studios

'Intense Countdown Horror Trailer' by Victor Wayne


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]]> Tweed Assist Tweed Assist Wed, 24 Apr 2024 20:00:18 GMT 44:59 6628306b178a940012586478 true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/tweed-assist 6628306b178a940012586478 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c tweed-assist Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 Have *you* seen or heard any suspicious activites, such as being outside after the strict 7pm curfew? Do *you* know of any counterfeit Tweed manufacturers? Well, brave citizen, make your voice heard by listening to the newest episode of Hook Cooks! The brave and noble keepers of the peace on our glorious planet Earth are working round the clock to ensure that *you* remain safe from the dangers of free thinkers and liberated from your disruptive tendencies.


Stay alert! Stay vigilant! Stay quiet!


Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna


Music:


'Mystery' - Ctrl Alt Beat

'Til Kingdom Come' - Secession Studios

'News Intro Music' - Music 4 Video

'Championship' - Music For Video Library

'Filaments' - Scott Buckley

'Imperium' - Talekeeper Music 

'The Chase' - SoundRideMusic

'Memories' - Eunoia

'Creepy Ominous Horror Suspense Background - Peder B. Helland


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]]> Have *you* seen or heard any suspicious activites, such as being outside after the strict 7pm curfew? Do *you* know of any counterfeit Tweed manufacturers? Well, brave citizen, make your voice heard by listening to the newest episode of Hook Cooks! The brave and noble keepers of the peace on our glorious planet Earth are working round the clock to ensure that *you* remain safe from the dangers of free thinkers and liberated from your disruptive tendencies.


Stay alert! Stay vigilant! Stay quiet!


Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna


Music:


'Mystery' - Ctrl Alt Beat

'Til Kingdom Come' - Secession Studios

'News Intro Music' - Music 4 Video

'Championship' - Music For Video Library

'Filaments' - Scott Buckley

'Imperium' - Talekeeper Music 

'The Chase' - SoundRideMusic

'Memories' - Eunoia

'Creepy Ominous Horror Suspense Background - Peder B. Helland


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]]> Liminal Slug Liminal Slug Thu, 04 Apr 2024 19:00:45 GMT 44:57 660ea3bd9ae2ac00163ef992 true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/liminal-slug 660ea3bd9ae2ac00163ef992 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c liminal-slug Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 Have you ever thought about how you're always between other things? Like how sometimes you're sitting between other people, and other times you're in between reading about and listening to the latest episode of Hook Cooks! Transitioning between things is quite interesting, like how we're all always slowly marching towards entropy. But this time, wizards are coming. Multiverse-traversing and incredibly jacked wizards. You've been warned, and now it's time to change.


Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna


Music:


'Music for Uncovering Dark Mysteries' - Secession Studios

'Generic 90s TV Music!' - George Streicher

'Temple Background Music' - Audio Studio

'Dark Tension Rising' - Mattia Cupelli

'The Wizard' - Infinita08

'Music for a Defeated Kingdom - Valor is Dead' - Seccession Studios

'Eternity' - Whitesand


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]]> Have you ever thought about how you're always between other things? Like how sometimes you're sitting between other people, and other times you're in between reading about and listening to the latest episode of Hook Cooks! Transitioning between things is quite interesting, like how we're all always slowly marching towards entropy. But this time, wizards are coming. Multiverse-traversing and incredibly jacked wizards. You've been warned, and now it's time to change.


Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna


Music:


'Music for Uncovering Dark Mysteries' - Secession Studios

'Generic 90s TV Music!' - George Streicher

'Temple Background Music' - Audio Studio

'Dark Tension Rising' - Mattia Cupelli

'The Wizard' - Infinita08

'Music for a Defeated Kingdom - Valor is Dead' - Seccession Studios

'Eternity' - Whitesand


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]]> Big Lost Big Lost Wed, 13 Mar 2024 19:00:32 GMT 39:35 65f19b83ff17410016b9fb5b true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/episode-19-big-lost 65f19b83ff17410016b9fb5b 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c episode-19-big-lost Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 "And the Oscar for Most Tom Hanks Mentions in a Single Episode of a Podcast goes to...The Tom Hanks Variety Hour featuring Tom Hanks!"


Aw beans, we were so close! I know you're supposed to say it's an honour to be nominated, but Academy be damned - I think this episode of the Hook Cooks deserved to take out the fictional award I just invented. Check it out yourself today, and hey, maybe chuck us a sweet nom next year, we'll surely be back, BIGger and better!


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/


Music from archive.org:

Dick Collins & His Orchestra - The Winter Of My Discontent

Franz Schubert; Franz Liszt - Wanderer-Fantasy

Pan-harmonic Music Society - Sailing Sailing Over the Bounding Main

Pan-harmonic Music Society - Set Sail

Paul Winter - Famous Pirate


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]]> "And the Oscar for Most Tom Hanks Mentions in a Single Episode of a Podcast goes to...The Tom Hanks Variety Hour featuring Tom Hanks!"


Aw beans, we were so close! I know you're supposed to say it's an honour to be nominated, but Academy be damned - I think this episode of the Hook Cooks deserved to take out the fictional award I just invented. Check it out yourself today, and hey, maybe chuck us a sweet nom next year, we'll surely be back, BIGger and better!


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/


Music from archive.org:

Dick Collins & His Orchestra - The Winter Of My Discontent

Franz Schubert; Franz Liszt - Wanderer-Fantasy

Pan-harmonic Music Society - Sailing Sailing Over the Bounding Main

Pan-harmonic Music Society - Set Sail

Paul Winter - Famous Pirate


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]]> The Universal Twisty The Universal Twisty Wed, 28 Feb 2024 19:00:10 GMT 41:40 65df277e8e58a600177a8e1c true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/episode-18-the-universal-twisty 65df277e8e58a600177a8e1c 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c episode-18-the-universal-twisty Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 For when you're in the mouda, reach for the newest episode from the guys in the Kitchen of Creativity! These three cheesy chaps are churning through space and whipping up rebellion, complete with nondescript hero/mentor goings on, within the leftovers of something resembling a Space War. It's finally time to give this universe something to go twisty about.


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ 


Music from archive.org:

Bobby Christian & His Orchestra - The "Strings for a Space Age" Album (1962)

["Midnight Sun", "Out of this world", "Blue star", "Out of nowhere", "How high is the moon", "The call (Theme from space)", "Count-Down", "Flight into orbit & empyrean", "The call", "Re-Entry", "Finale"]


Music from freesound.org

Badwolf23 - "Spatial Audio"


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]]> For when you're in the mouda, reach for the newest episode from the guys in the Kitchen of Creativity! These three cheesy chaps are churning through space and whipping up rebellion, complete with nondescript hero/mentor goings on, within the leftovers of something resembling a Space War. It's finally time to give this universe something to go twisty about.


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ 


Music from archive.org:

Bobby Christian & His Orchestra - The "Strings for a Space Age" Album (1962)

["Midnight Sun", "Out of this world", "Blue star", "Out of nowhere", "How high is the moon", "The call (Theme from space)", "Count-Down", "Flight into orbit & empyrean", "The call", "Re-Entry", "Finale"]


Music from freesound.org

Badwolf23 - "Spatial Audio"


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]]> Mothdust Mothdust Wed, 14 Feb 2024 19:00:53 GMT 40:27 65ccbb87049ab30017e82011 true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/episode-17-mothdust 65ccbb87049ab30017e82011 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c episode-17-mothdust Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 Aww shucks, we got one for the Moth-heads!

That's right, Moth-enjoyers. Begin secreting your various pheremones - because the Hook Cooks are cooking up a story that you're gonna love! And hey, honestly, if you're just sort of OK with moths... or even if you downright dislike 'em... this one's for you too.

How could so many mothy bases be covered by one (frankly excellent) podcast? Only one way to find out! Like a moth to a flame, be drawn into the inescapable allure of this Hook Cooks ep!

FLUTTERFLUTTERFLUTTER


Theme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com


Music:


'Summertime' - Booker T & The MG's

'Paradise' - Guy Lombardo

'Working In The Coal Mine' - Lee Dorsey

'The Saint' - Roland Shaw Orchestra

'Sun lips' by Black Moth Super Rainbow

'Industrial Heist' by Anton Shilo

'underground smarts' by staRpauSe

'Sleeping Giant' by Sirius

'Solemn' by Ethan Watts

'Journey to the Stars' by SavfkMusic


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]]> Aww shucks, we got one for the Moth-heads!

That's right, Moth-enjoyers. Begin secreting your various pheremones - because the Hook Cooks are cooking up a story that you're gonna love! And hey, honestly, if you're just sort of OK with moths... or even if you downright dislike 'em... this one's for you too.

How could so many mothy bases be covered by one (frankly excellent) podcast? Only one way to find out! Like a moth to a flame, be drawn into the inescapable allure of this Hook Cooks ep!

FLUTTERFLUTTERFLUTTER


Theme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com


Music:


'Summertime' - Booker T & The MG's

'Paradise' - Guy Lombardo

'Working In The Coal Mine' - Lee Dorsey

'The Saint' - Roland Shaw Orchestra

'Sun lips' by Black Moth Super Rainbow

'Industrial Heist' by Anton Shilo

'underground smarts' by staRpauSe

'Sleeping Giant' by Sirius

'Solemn' by Ethan Watts

'Journey to the Stars' by SavfkMusic


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]]> 4rd Eye 4rd Eye Wed, 31 Jan 2024 19:00:51 GMT 41:04 65ba34dcf83c23001696f004 true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/episode-16-4rd-eye 65ba34dcf83c23001696f004 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c episode-16-4rd-eye Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 Lean back, relax your mind, exhale deeply, close both eyes, listen to the sounds of your body, feel the tension in your muscles, now close your other eye (the third one), feel yourself slipp- wait, do you still have *another* eye open? How are you still able to see me? Your forehead real estate is wild.


Theme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com


Music:

'Neptune, The Mystic' - Gustav Holst

'Young Person's Guide to the Orchestra' - Britten

'Funiculi-Funicula' - Billy May and his Orchestra

'Penthouse Piano' - Jack Shaindlin

'For Want of a Star' - Bobby Rosengarden

'Hunting Knife→ Danger' - Neighborhood Cults

'Dark Tension Rising' - Mattia Cupelli

'Haul Away The Bowline' - De Wolfe Music Library

'The Storm' - Greg Dombrowski

'Three Sheets to the Wind' - Scott Buckley

'Chowke tribal chant' - Michael Crespo

'Tribal african jungle' - EITAN EPSTEIN MUSIC 


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]]> Lean back, relax your mind, exhale deeply, close both eyes, listen to the sounds of your body, feel the tension in your muscles, now close your other eye (the third one), feel yourself slipp- wait, do you still have *another* eye open? How are you still able to see me? Your forehead real estate is wild.


Theme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com


Music:

'Neptune, The Mystic' - Gustav Holst

'Young Person's Guide to the Orchestra' - Britten

'Funiculi-Funicula' - Billy May and his Orchestra

'Penthouse Piano' - Jack Shaindlin

'For Want of a Star' - Bobby Rosengarden

'Hunting Knife→ Danger' - Neighborhood Cults

'Dark Tension Rising' - Mattia Cupelli

'Haul Away The Bowline' - De Wolfe Music Library

'The Storm' - Greg Dombrowski

'Three Sheets to the Wind' - Scott Buckley

'Chowke tribal chant' - Michael Crespo

'Tribal african jungle' - EITAN EPSTEIN MUSIC 


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]]> Silent Veil Silent Veil Wed, 17 Jan 2024 19:00:14 GMT 44:02 65a648a41482fb0018ea5e31 true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/episode-15-silent-veil 65a648a41482fb0018ea5e31 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c episode-15-silent-veil Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 Don't bother tip-toeing around this episode- the hushed yet dulcet undertones of adventure, dripping from the silent, gaped maws of our hosts, snake inaudibly over still airwaves. But there is a light at the end of this tranquil tunnel- a musical light. A musical light wielded by a deaf subterranean creature. How, you ask? I don't know.


Theme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com


Music from archive.org:

"Concerto in G Minor for Flute, Oboe and Bassoon, Allegro ma cantabile" - Philadelphia Woodwind Quintet

"Drum Solo, Blues Theme From 'The Proper Time'" - Shelly Manne & His Men

"Billy In The Lowground" - White Lightnin'

"Namoon" - Maximilian Torsten

"Toxic" - The Surfragettes


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]]> Don't bother tip-toeing around this episode- the hushed yet dulcet undertones of adventure, dripping from the silent, gaped maws of our hosts, snake inaudibly over still airwaves. But there is a light at the end of this tranquil tunnel- a musical light. A musical light wielded by a deaf subterranean creature. How, you ask? I don't know.


Theme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com


Music from archive.org:

"Concerto in G Minor for Flute, Oboe and Bassoon, Allegro ma cantabile" - Philadelphia Woodwind Quintet

"Drum Solo, Blues Theme From 'The Proper Time'" - Shelly Manne & His Men

"Billy In The Lowground" - White Lightnin'

"Namoon" - Maximilian Torsten

"Toxic" - The Surfragettes


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]]> Joy Division Joy Division Sun, 24 Dec 2023 19:00:24 GMT 42:33 65878a34ff08ae00169675b5 true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/episode-14-joy-division 65878a34ff08ae00169675b5 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c episode-14-joy-division Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 'Twas the morning of Christmas,

and all through the house,

not a PC part was stirring,

not even a mouse.


The headphones were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that a podcast ep soon would be there

The listener and their crew were snug in their beds,

while visions of Hook Cooks danced in their heads...


And here it is! Our merriest, jolliest, jingliest episode yet! Pull up your stockings and rein in your deer, jingle your bells and throw pies at the Grinch. Wait.. that's not the Grinch.. WALT PSYCORP?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??


Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna


Music:


'Glistening Gifts (Slow Version)' by Fesiyan Studios

'Pandemic' by Liam Seagrave

'Beginning To End' by Hendyamps Studios

'Hot Ice' by Infraction

'Chase Scene Music 2' by Fesiyan Studios

'Snowfall' by Scott Buckley


All SFX is sourced from Freesound.org

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]]> 'Twas the morning of Christmas,

and all through the house,

not a PC part was stirring,

not even a mouse.


The headphones were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that a podcast ep soon would be there

The listener and their crew were snug in their beds,

while visions of Hook Cooks danced in their heads...


And here it is! Our merriest, jolliest, jingliest episode yet! Pull up your stockings and rein in your deer, jingle your bells and throw pies at the Grinch. Wait.. that's not the Grinch.. WALT PSYCORP?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??


Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna


Music:


'Glistening Gifts (Slow Version)' by Fesiyan Studios

'Pandemic' by Liam Seagrave

'Beginning To End' by Hendyamps Studios

'Hot Ice' by Infraction

'Chase Scene Music 2' by Fesiyan Studios

'Snowfall' by Scott Buckley


All SFX is sourced from Freesound.org

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Spice Heist Spice Heist Wed, 06 Dec 2023 19:00:36 GMT 44:53 65706266e8cbf300120fed11 true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/episode-13-spice-heist 65706266e8cbf300120fed11 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c episode-13-spice-heist Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did the indeterminate Southern fried chicken entrepreneur keep his herbs and spices a secret? What happens to the galaxy if the spice does not flow? How many spice-farmers does it take to start a revolution?


Ahem. This episode of Hook Cooks asks some powerful and challenging questions of all of us, and is in no way affiliated with KFC. At least, not yet. Please direct all sponsorship offers to our usual email but any litigation to OurProducerVinny@TheSaucySpiceror.Net.


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/


Music from archive.org:

York Brothers - Kentucky

Joe Costa w/ Howard Biggs' Orchestra - Kentucky

Merle Travis - Kentucky Means Paradise

Eddy Arnold - The Tennessee Plowboy and his Guitar - Roll Along Kentucky Moon

Princeton Seminary Choir - O God of Earth and Altar

Little Roy Lewis and The Lewis Family - Gospel Banjo


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]]> Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did the indeterminate Southern fried chicken entrepreneur keep his herbs and spices a secret? What happens to the galaxy if the spice does not flow? How many spice-farmers does it take to start a revolution?


Ahem. This episode of Hook Cooks asks some powerful and challenging questions of all of us, and is in no way affiliated with KFC. At least, not yet. Please direct all sponsorship offers to our usual email but any litigation to OurProducerVinny@TheSaucySpiceror.Net.


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/


Music from archive.org:

York Brothers - Kentucky

Joe Costa w/ Howard Biggs' Orchestra - Kentucky

Merle Travis - Kentucky Means Paradise

Eddy Arnold - The Tennessee Plowboy and his Guitar - Roll Along Kentucky Moon

Princeton Seminary Choir - O God of Earth and Altar

Little Roy Lewis and The Lewis Family - Gospel Banjo


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]]> Dance of the Wild (feat Dan Last) Dance of the Wild (feat Dan Last) Wed, 22 Nov 2023 19:00:56 GMT 55:53 655dd741693de40011ef729b true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/episode-12-dance-of-the-wild-feat-dan-last 655dd741693de40011ef729b 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c episode-12-dance-of-the-wild-feat-dan-last Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 Effortlessly twirling his way through the kitchen of creativity this episode is a most sure-footed guest—the clever and courageous Dan Last of @DicePaperRole. Dan's taken a break from adventuring through the Feywild to join us in another jungle of the mind, one alive with birdsong and breakdancing. Throw on your leg-warmers, practice your plié, and don't forget to shake that tail-feather, you dancing bird you!


Theme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com


Music:

'Balefire' by Scott Buckley

'POLAR BEAR' by Alexandra Tsikina

'Flamenco Music' by Liborio Conti

'The Breakdance' by Stereo Nuts

'Waltz medley' by Johann Strauss Jr

'Rush E Speed Challenge' by Nicole Billow Choreography

'Upbeat Funk Background' by Wavebeats Music

'4AM (TECHNO)' by Infraction


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]]> Effortlessly twirling his way through the kitchen of creativity this episode is a most sure-footed guest—the clever and courageous Dan Last of @DicePaperRole. Dan's taken a break from adventuring through the Feywild to join us in another jungle of the mind, one alive with birdsong and breakdancing. Throw on your leg-warmers, practice your plié, and don't forget to shake that tail-feather, you dancing bird you!


Theme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com


Music:

'Balefire' by Scott Buckley

'POLAR BEAR' by Alexandra Tsikina

'Flamenco Music' by Liborio Conti

'The Breakdance' by Stereo Nuts

'Waltz medley' by Johann Strauss Jr

'Rush E Speed Challenge' by Nicole Billow Choreography

'Upbeat Funk Background' by Wavebeats Music

'4AM (TECHNO)' by Infraction


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]]> Divining Peak Divining Peak Sun, 12 Nov 2023 19:00:46 GMT 42:26 655086ed13579d00126dd289 true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/episode-11-divining-peak 655086ed13579d00126dd289 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c episode-11-divining-peak Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 Yes, yes, come, my child, into my Cottage and sit down on this lumpy pillow. Take that heavy coat off. Huff the thickly incensed air. In queso emergency, break that looking glass. Gaze into my crystal ball. What is it that I see in there? Why, it's the Hook Cooks off on another fantastical episode into their mind palaces, producing only the tastiest dishes, and they taste oh so Gouda. But quickly, my child, sup of their most tasteful essence Brie-fore they vanish backwards, or is it forwards, through time. This delight is laced with psychic energies, and revolving around none other than the inventer of Mouse himself!


If you need it, the toilet is Gruyere.


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ 


Music from archive.org:

Igor Stravinsky, Boston Symphony Orchestra, Pierre Monteux - Dance To The Glorified One

Rare Bird - Turn It All Around

University of Michigan Band - King Cotton

Hugh Martin & Timothy Gray - Overture: High Spirits

Ferde Grofé, The World's Fair Symphony Orchestra, Paul Lavalle - World's Fair Suite, National

Ferde Grofé, The World's Fair Symphony Orchestra, Paul Lavalle - World's Fair Suite, Fun at the Fair

Buddy Rich Big Band - Diabolus


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]]> Yes, yes, come, my child, into my Cottage and sit down on this lumpy pillow. Take that heavy coat off. Huff the thickly incensed air. In queso emergency, break that looking glass. Gaze into my crystal ball. What is it that I see in there? Why, it's the Hook Cooks off on another fantastical episode into their mind palaces, producing only the tastiest dishes, and they taste oh so Gouda. But quickly, my child, sup of their most tasteful essence Brie-fore they vanish backwards, or is it forwards, through time. This delight is laced with psychic energies, and revolving around none other than the inventer of Mouse himself!


If you need it, the toilet is Gruyere.


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ 


Music from archive.org:

Igor Stravinsky, Boston Symphony Orchestra, Pierre Monteux - Dance To The Glorified One

Rare Bird - Turn It All Around

University of Michigan Band - King Cotton

Hugh Martin & Timothy Gray - Overture: High Spirits

Ferde Grofé, The World's Fair Symphony Orchestra, Paul Lavalle - World's Fair Suite, National

Ferde Grofé, The World's Fair Symphony Orchestra, Paul Lavalle - World's Fair Suite, Fun at the Fair

Buddy Rich Big Band - Diabolus


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]]> Stage Space Stage Space Wed, 25 Oct 2023 19:00:44 GMT 41:43 6538f07e6cfc9b0012697573 true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/episode-10-stage-space 6538f07e6cfc9b0012697573 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c episode-10-stage-space Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 Hey, you wanna hear a secret about the so-called MOON LANDING? Buried deep in this totally normal episode of Hook Cooks is a story the government doesn't want you to know. They want you docile, content, at peace with your understanding of the world and the moon and how we 'supposedly' landed on it. Listen close everyone, say NAH to NASA, and wake up. The truth may shock you.


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ 


Music from archive.org:

New York Minute - Reaktor Productions

Red Skies - Holizna

Classic - Holizna

Moon Landing - Surak

Boss Theme - Sawsquarenoise

Space Western Banjo - TiMBR ZEAL


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]]> Hey, you wanna hear a secret about the so-called MOON LANDING? Buried deep in this totally normal episode of Hook Cooks is a story the government doesn't want you to know. They want you docile, content, at peace with your understanding of the world and the moon and how we 'supposedly' landed on it. Listen close everyone, say NAH to NASA, and wake up. The truth may shock you.


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ 


Music from archive.org:

New York Minute - Reaktor Productions

Red Skies - Holizna

Classic - Holizna

Moon Landing - Surak

Boss Theme - Sawsquarenoise

Space Western Banjo - TiMBR ZEAL


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]]> Trees of Stone Trees of Stone Wed, 11 Oct 2023 19:00:18 GMT 38:29 652678e71a58c900121b7dff true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/episode-9-trees-of-stone 652678e71a58c900121b7dff 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c episode-9-trees-of-stone Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 What is up, my podheads?! It cha boi here, out the back of the kitchen, ready to fend off time-travelling warriors thirsty for my blood! Don't forget to SMASH that review button and subscribe for your chance to win a chance to defend me, equipped only with a taser, and let's see if we can get this channel to finally hit a billion listo's! Stay peaceful, Yeasties!


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/


Music from archive.org:


Enoch Light & The Brass Menagerie - Aquarius

Thoinoit Arbeau, Telemann Society Orchestra - Band II

The Ones - I Should Have Known

Don & The Goodtimes - Make It

Eddie Harris - Moon River

Roland de Lassus, Prague Madrigal Singers - Mass For 5 Voices, In Die Tribulationis, Benedictus


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]]> What is up, my podheads?! It cha boi here, out the back of the kitchen, ready to fend off time-travelling warriors thirsty for my blood! Don't forget to SMASH that review button and subscribe for your chance to win a chance to defend me, equipped only with a taser, and let's see if we can get this channel to finally hit a billion listo's! Stay peaceful, Yeasties!


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/


Music from archive.org:


Enoch Light & The Brass Menagerie - Aquarius

Thoinoit Arbeau, Telemann Society Orchestra - Band II

The Ones - I Should Have Known

Don & The Goodtimes - Make It

Eddie Harris - Moon River

Roland de Lassus, Prague Madrigal Singers - Mass For 5 Voices, In Die Tribulationis, Benedictus


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]]> Fire and Dice (feat Bill Sunderland) Fire and Dice (feat Bill Sunderland) Wed, 27 Sep 2023 20:00:13 GMT 44:33 65141ebdb4b3400011967a2b false https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/episode-8-fire-and-dice-feat-bill-sunderland 65141ebdb4b3400011967a2b 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c episode-8-fire-and-dice-feat-bill-sunderland Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 Joining us this episode in the kitchen of creativity is the hilarious and talented—particularly with regard to pirate riddles—Bill Sunderland of @EscapeThisPodcast. Bill took a break from kidnapping guests and trapping them in escape rooms to help us pull off the high seas heist of the century. Ya best hoist the mainsails and batten down yer ears before ya listen to this one, ya salty sea-dog!


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/


Music from archive.org:

サラーム - 久保田早紀

Devoid - Dweller

Leroy Anderson - Pirate Dance

Basement Big Band - Triple B

Shafbert Casino Jazz Group - Just A Gigolo

Eddie Harris - Moon River

Leon Fleisher & Leon Szell with The Cleveland Orchestra - Piano Concerto in A Minor

Espana - Emmanuel Chabrier


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]]> Joining us this episode in the kitchen of creativity is the hilarious and talented—particularly with regard to pirate riddles—Bill Sunderland of @EscapeThisPodcast. Bill took a break from kidnapping guests and trapping them in escape rooms to help us pull off the high seas heist of the century. Ya best hoist the mainsails and batten down yer ears before ya listen to this one, ya salty sea-dog!


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/


Music from archive.org:

サラーム - 久保田早紀

Devoid - Dweller

Leroy Anderson - Pirate Dance

Basement Big Band - Triple B

Shafbert Casino Jazz Group - Just A Gigolo

Eddie Harris - Moon River

Leon Fleisher & Leon Szell with The Cleveland Orchestra - Piano Concerto in A Minor

Espana - Emmanuel Chabrier


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]]> Heavy Tongue Heavy Tongue Wed, 13 Sep 2023 20:00:08 GMT 36:35 6501afd8e83f8e00119ddbd5 true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/episode-7-heavy-tongue 6501afd8e83f8e00119ddbd5 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c episode-7-heavy-tongue Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 Hey kid, get over here. You got a couple ears, yeah? Drag that musicbox right where yer standin', slap on some Hook Cooks and get yourself educated. Here, in this place where we do business, we listen to tales of superheroes and magic powers, mobsters and sign language. If I hads me a cigar right now, I'd tip my hat to ya.


Words is powers, excepts for whens it ain'ts.


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ 


Music from archive.org:

New York Jazz Sextet - Giant Steps

Duke Ellington - Chelsea Bridge

Armando Trovaioli - Swinging Lonely

The Dave Brubeck Quartet - Winter Ballad

Icey Jaye - Icey (She's Bad) (New York Mix)

Up With People - In New York City

Frans Jahger - La Lingva Por Ni



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]]> Hey kid, get over here. You got a couple ears, yeah? Drag that musicbox right where yer standin', slap on some Hook Cooks and get yourself educated. Here, in this place where we do business, we listen to tales of superheroes and magic powers, mobsters and sign language. If I hads me a cigar right now, I'd tip my hat to ya.


Words is powers, excepts for whens it ain'ts.


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ 


Music from archive.org:

New York Jazz Sextet - Giant Steps

Duke Ellington - Chelsea Bridge

Armando Trovaioli - Swinging Lonely

The Dave Brubeck Quartet - Winter Ballad

Icey Jaye - Icey (She's Bad) (New York Mix)

Up With People - In New York City

Frans Jahger - La Lingva Por Ni



Sound effects sourced from freesound.org

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Galactic Mud Galactic Mud Wed, 30 Aug 2023 20:00:00 GMT 39:54 64ef579a9a27a5001112b5f8 true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/episode-6-galactic-mud 64ef579a9a27a5001112b5f8 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c episode-6-galactic-mud Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 We've got a new episode of Hook Cooks locked and loaded! Let's get all of the hard stuff out of the way first- What are your thoughts on the horrors of war? Has your government ever fired a missile at a blob in "self defence"? Are you sure that you're the good guys? I know at least one of the Cooks is, but not telling which one! 


Anyway, pick up that bandolier, throw on those headphones and help me carry this stretcher!


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ 


Music from archive.org:

The Salvation Army New York Staff Band - Camp Swoneky

Burke Phillips All-Star Concert Band - National Emblem March

Hamilton Streetcar - Overture

Danny Wagner & The Kindred Spirit - Bring It On Home To Me

Oxygenfad - Lost and wondering around


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]]> We've got a new episode of Hook Cooks locked and loaded! Let's get all of the hard stuff out of the way first- What are your thoughts on the horrors of war? Has your government ever fired a missile at a blob in "self defence"? Are you sure that you're the good guys? I know at least one of the Cooks is, but not telling which one! 


Anyway, pick up that bandolier, throw on those headphones and help me carry this stretcher!


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ 


Music from archive.org:

The Salvation Army New York Staff Band - Camp Swoneky

Burke Phillips All-Star Concert Band - National Emblem March

Hamilton Streetcar - Overture

Danny Wagner & The Kindred Spirit - Bring It On Home To Me

Oxygenfad - Lost and wondering around


Sound effects sourced from freesound.org and archive.org

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Sock of Mystery (feat Nirali Somaia) Sock of Mystery (feat Nirali Somaia) Wed, 16 Aug 2023 20:00:30 GMT 42:15 64dcd21200649a0011f69c24 true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/episode-31-sock-of-mystery-feat-nirali-somaia 64dcd21200649a0011f69c24 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c episode-31-sock-of-mystery-feat-nirali-somaia Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 Joining us tonight in the Hook Cooks kitchen is the supremely talented and wonderful Nirali Somaia, animator and director of @ChocChipAnimation, who took a break from animating to guide us backwards (and forwards) through time. I know, we swore no more time travel episodes. We swore the only time we'd engage with time travel was to go back in time and tell us to not do any more time travel episodes. Well, we lied. Or... maybe we time-lied.


Join us for an episode bursting at the seams with true love, murder, chocolate, and of course, sock.


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ 


Music from archive.org:

Allegro Con Spirito - Sextet For Strings, Op. 70 (Souvenir De Florence)

Astrophysics - Flamingo (Instrumental)

Blue Dot Sessions - Lonely Pub

Blue System - Under My Skin

Dominoe - Here I Am

Double Dragon Neon - Shopkeeper's Theme

Raymond Scott and his New Orchestra - Huckleberry Duck

Vergine Bella - Archive

Violent Femmes - Life Is An Adventure


Special track:

Sarah and the Macintosh - Carly Rae Jepsen "Run Away With Me" (NES)

Please support at https://dndnk.bandcamp.com/track/carly-rae-jepsen-run-away-with-me-nes


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]]> Joining us tonight in the Hook Cooks kitchen is the supremely talented and wonderful Nirali Somaia, animator and director of @ChocChipAnimation, who took a break from animating to guide us backwards (and forwards) through time. I know, we swore no more time travel episodes. We swore the only time we'd engage with time travel was to go back in time and tell us to not do any more time travel episodes. Well, we lied. Or... maybe we time-lied.


Join us for an episode bursting at the seams with true love, murder, chocolate, and of course, sock.


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ 


Music from archive.org:

Allegro Con Spirito - Sextet For Strings, Op. 70 (Souvenir De Florence)

Astrophysics - Flamingo (Instrumental)

Blue Dot Sessions - Lonely Pub

Blue System - Under My Skin

Dominoe - Here I Am

Double Dragon Neon - Shopkeeper's Theme

Raymond Scott and his New Orchestra - Huckleberry Duck

Vergine Bella - Archive

Violent Femmes - Life Is An Adventure


Special track:

Sarah and the Macintosh - Carly Rae Jepsen "Run Away With Me" (NES)

Please support at https://dndnk.bandcamp.com/track/carly-rae-jepsen-run-away-with-me-nes


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]]> Spirit Wells Spirit Wells Wed, 02 Aug 2023 20:00:40 GMT 39:05 64ca18ba3489580011b340af true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/episode-30-spirit-wells 64ca18ba3489580011b340af 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c episode-30-spirit-wells Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 Welcome to another exciting episode of Hook Cooks! How about a drink to get you started? We've got juice, we've got milk, we've got beer and bourbon and blue gatorade, and we've got water up to our ankles but whatever you do... don't drink the water. Why not? Our three cooks are fairly certain it's cursed. Or curdled? Sorry, this dusty hand-written note is stained to hell. And at the bottom it just says 'Send Help'.


Listening counts as helping, doesn't it?


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ 


Music from archive.org:

Cool Water - The Range Riders w/ Jim Malloy

By The Old Ohio Shore - Taylor Trio

HOL'IM JOE - The Jamaican Calypsonians w/ Lord Lebby

Robbie Basho - The Seal Of The Blue Lotus


Music from freesound.org:

Vocals from artist Katarina Rose (Check out their Soundcloud here: https://soundcloud.com/womb_affliction)


All additional sound effects sourced from freesound.org & archive.org.

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]]> Welcome to another exciting episode of Hook Cooks! How about a drink to get you started? We've got juice, we've got milk, we've got beer and bourbon and blue gatorade, and we've got water up to our ankles but whatever you do... don't drink the water. Why not? Our three cooks are fairly certain it's cursed. Or curdled? Sorry, this dusty hand-written note is stained to hell. And at the bottom it just says 'Send Help'.


Listening counts as helping, doesn't it?


Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ 


Music from archive.org:

Cool Water - The Range Riders w/ Jim Malloy

By The Old Ohio Shore - Taylor Trio

HOL'IM JOE - The Jamaican Calypsonians w/ Lord Lebby

Robbie Basho - The Seal Of The Blue Lotus


Music from freesound.org:

Vocals from artist Katarina Rose (Check out their Soundcloud here: https://soundcloud.com/womb_affliction)


All additional sound effects sourced from freesound.org & archive.org.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Icehorn Icehorn Wed, 19 Jul 2023 20:00:05 GMT 42:52 64b7dc0ec3a3050011b71c8e true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/episode-29-icehorn 64b7dc0ec3a3050011b71c8e 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c episode-29-icehorn Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 Winter's chill got you feeling a little blue? Are the kids not coming to your concerts as often as they used to? Why not join us at the dive bar on the dark side of the moon for a live play of the newest episode of Hook Cooks! This one comes served with an appetiser: It is important for you to know that George Lucas named the music in Star Wars 'Jizz'. That is not a joke.


Thank you to Holizna for our theme - "Sailing Away".

And for the intro to this week's Plate-Up - "There Will Come A Time".

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ 


Music from archive.org:

Coming In On A Wing And A Prayer - Joseph Spence

Tamara Milashkina - Elizabeth's Aria From The Opera (Don Carlos - Act V)

Dave Brubeck - Freezing

Woody Herman and the First Herd - Summer Sequence

Bournemouth Symphony Orchestra - Air And Dance

The Roy-Cliffs - Smoke Gets In Your Eyes

The Roy-Cliffs - Tenderly

Art Blakey - Blues at Twilight


Music from freesound.org:

Al Orange - Sevilla Street Brass Band


All additional sound effects sourced from freesound.org & archive.org

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]]> Winter's chill got you feeling a little blue? Are the kids not coming to your concerts as often as they used to? Why not join us at the dive bar on the dark side of the moon for a live play of the newest episode of Hook Cooks! This one comes served with an appetiser: It is important for you to know that George Lucas named the music in Star Wars 'Jizz'. That is not a joke.


Thank you to Holizna for our theme - "Sailing Away".

And for the intro to this week's Plate-Up - "There Will Come A Time".

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ 


Music from archive.org:

Coming In On A Wing And A Prayer - Joseph Spence

Tamara Milashkina - Elizabeth's Aria From The Opera (Don Carlos - Act V)

Dave Brubeck - Freezing

Woody Herman and the First Herd - Summer Sequence

Bournemouth Symphony Orchestra - Air And Dance

The Roy-Cliffs - Smoke Gets In Your Eyes

The Roy-Cliffs - Tenderly

Art Blakey - Blues at Twilight


Music from freesound.org:

Al Orange - Sevilla Street Brass Band


All additional sound effects sourced from freesound.org & archive.org

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Gnarled Ashes Gnarled Ashes Wed, 05 Jul 2023 20:00:13 GMT 39:57 64a4d2f376d5b8001139678f true https://shows.acast.com/hook-cooks/episodes/episode-28-gnarled-ashes 64a4d2f376d5b8001139678f 6315c5c196231600144f3f7c episode-28-gnarled-ashes Just like a pool party, only crunchy full 1 It’s a marvellous day at Lord’s Cricket Ground, and we’ve got a great game of test cricket ahead of us. Wait a minute, this isn’t the Ashes, it’s episode 28 of our storytelling and worldbuilding podcast Hook Cooks! Join the humble Halloween horrors of Spookington Falls as they attempt to reclaim the lost heritage of their ancient town. Steal our creations, build from them, or just enjoy the ride!


Music from Freemusicarchive.org:

Holizna - Sailing Away

Holizna - Cob Webs


Music from archive.org:

Long, Long Day - Amos Milburn and his Aladdin Chickenshackers

Stay Tuned for Terror 31 - The Bogey Man Will Get You

Scary Music For Halloween 06 - Witches Brew

Roger Norrington w/ London Philharmonic Orchestra & Choir perform "Rule Brittania!"

Blue Blue Day - Don Gibson

Jim "Schony" Schoenfeld (NHL Buffalo Sabres Defenseman) – Live Performance (1973)


Music from freesound.org:

Mr Thenoronha - Classical Waltz

Mister Bates - Spooky Halloween

Yellowtree - '90s Smooth Funk

Re1n0ld - 40 Second Heist


All additional sound effects sourced from freesound.org & archive.org

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]]> It’s a marvellous day at Lord’s Cricket Ground, and we’ve got a great game of test cricket ahead of us. Wait a minute, this isn’t the Ashes, it’s episode 28 of our storytelling and worldbuilding podcast Hook Cooks! Join the humble Halloween horrors of Spookington Falls as they attempt to reclaim the lost heritage of their ancient town. Steal our creations, build from them, or just enjoy the ride!


Music from Freemusicarchive.org:

Holizna - Sailing Away

Holizna - Cob Webs


Music from archive.org:

Long, Long Day - Amos Milburn and his Aladdin Chickenshackers

Stay Tuned for Terror 31 - The Bogey Man Will Get You

Scary Music For Halloween 06 - Witches Brew

Roger Norrington w/ London Philharmonic Orchestra & Choir perform "Rule Brittania!"

Blue Blue Day - Don Gibson

Jim "Schony" Schoenfeld (NHL Buffalo Sabres Defenseman) – Live Performance (1973)


Music from freesound.org:

Mr Thenoronha - Classical Waltz

Mister Bates - Spooky Halloween

Yellowtree - '90s Smooth Funk

Re1n0ld - 40 Second Heist


All additional sound effects sourced from freesound.org & archive.org

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]>