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			<title>582 - Is This Thing On?</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2026 22:53:09 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>It's been a long time, ladies and gentlemen, but we've returned! Smash and I took over the internet airwaves and produced a show! We're grateful for those that could stop by. Despite our audio being a little "not great" for this episode, we had a good time. We're looking forward to more and hope you come along with us!</p><br><p><br></p><p>Factoid of the Week:</p><p><em>Kittens in the same litter can have </em><a href="http://pets.thenest.com/can-cats-litter-two-different-fathers-8341.html" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><em>more than one father.</em></a><em> This is because the female cat releases multiple eggs over the course of a few days when she is in heat.</em></p><br><p><a href="https://www.dexerto.com/tech/are-you-dead-app-designed-for-people-living-alone-surges-to-number-1-in-china-3303478/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">“Are You Dead?” app designed for people living alone surges to number 1 in China</a></p><p><a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5yj3lkegm0o#webview=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Cat Doody Deliberation!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.cp24.com/local/toronto/2026/01/06/stop-sending-butt-plugs-to-bahrain-toronto-sex-store-receives-letters-from-us-department-of-war/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">No butt plugs for you! Sincerely, America</a></p><br><p><em>“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”</em></p><ul><li><em>Robert A Heinlien</em></li></ul><p><br></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It's been a long time, ladies and gentlemen, but we've returned! Smash and I took over the internet airwaves and produced a show! We're grateful for those that could stop by. Despite our audio being a little "not great" for this episode, we had a good time. We're looking forward to more and hope you come along with us!</p><br><p><br></p><p>Factoid of the Week:</p><p><em>Kittens in the same litter can have </em><a href="http://pets.thenest.com/can-cats-litter-two-different-fathers-8341.html" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><em>more than one father.</em></a><em> This is because the female cat releases multiple eggs over the course of a few days when she is in heat.</em></p><br><p><a href="https://www.dexerto.com/tech/are-you-dead-app-designed-for-people-living-alone-surges-to-number-1-in-china-3303478/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">“Are You Dead?” app designed for people living alone surges to number 1 in China</a></p><p><a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5yj3lkegm0o#webview=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Cat Doody Deliberation!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.cp24.com/local/toronto/2026/01/06/stop-sending-butt-plugs-to-bahrain-toronto-sex-store-receives-letters-from-us-department-of-war/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">No butt plugs for you! Sincerely, America</a></p><br><p><em>“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”</em></p><ul><li><em>Robert A Heinlien</em></li></ul><p><br></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 580 – Under Where?</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 10 Nov 2024 00:17:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It' s a show! I wasn't organized for this one. Just enjoy it and don't think too hard <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/15.0.3/72x72/1f600.png" alt="😀" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 579 – The Coitus Towel</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2024 14:23:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Factoid of the Week: During prohibition, in an attempt to dissuade people from drinking illegally, the US government changed the formula for industrially-produced alcohol (which bootleggers often stole to redistill) to make it poisonous,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em><em>During prohibition, in an attempt to dissuade people from drinking illegally, the US government changed the formula for industrially-produced alcohol (which bootleggers often stole to redistill) to make it poisonous, resulting in thousands of deaths.</em></em></p><p><a href="https://www.latintimes.com/court-says-man-cant-charged-drunk-driving-because-he-chugged-entire-bottle-after-getting-pulled-561364">That’s a bold strategy! Man chugs 39oz of liquor after traffic stop, cannot be charged with drunk driving</a></p><p><a href="https://www.wzzm13.com/article/life/animals/poulsbo-woman-startled-over-100-raccoons-outside-home-demanding-food/281-b775682f-be59-45ec-bbef-50ab0124d184">Racoon Invasion!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.euronews.com/health/2024/09/30/austrian-man-amputated-his-penis-with-an-axe-after-eating-psilocybin-psychedelic-mushrooms">Man amputates his own penis while on mushrooms </a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong></p><p><span id="docs-internal-guid-7b28cb20-7fff-11b4-1000-e515944dc9fa" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#000000;background-color:transparent;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">A</span> man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink. &#8211; W. C. Fields</p><p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Spotify: <a href="https://spoti.fi/3F4cb75">https://spoti.fi/3F</a></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em><em>During prohibition, in an attempt to dissuade people from drinking illegally, the US government changed the formula for industrially-produced alcohol (which bootleggers often stole to redistill) to make it poisonous, resulting in thousands of deaths.</em></em></p><p><a href="https://www.latintimes.com/court-says-man-cant-charged-drunk-driving-because-he-chugged-entire-bottle-after-getting-pulled-561364">That’s a bold strategy! Man chugs 39oz of liquor after traffic stop, cannot be charged with drunk driving</a></p><p><a href="https://www.wzzm13.com/article/life/animals/poulsbo-woman-startled-over-100-raccoons-outside-home-demanding-food/281-b775682f-be59-45ec-bbef-50ab0124d184">Racoon Invasion!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.euronews.com/health/2024/09/30/austrian-man-amputated-his-penis-with-an-axe-after-eating-psilocybin-psychedelic-mushrooms">Man amputates his own penis while on mushrooms </a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong></p><p><span id="docs-internal-guid-7b28cb20-7fff-11b4-1000-e515944dc9fa" style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#000000;background-color:transparent;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">A</span> man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink. &#8211; W. C. Fields</p><p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Spotify: <a href="https://spoti.fi/3F4cb75">https://spoti.fi/3F</a></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 578 – Ds Make You Dead</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 578 – Ds Make You Dead</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Oct 2024 12:14:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Factoid of the Week: Pregnant women in their 3rd trimester actually lose gray matter in their brain. Don’t worry, it comes back Surgeon operated with penknife he uses to cut up lunch Words of Wisdom: Don’t join an HOA – Stephen Our show is listener sup...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em>Pregnant women in their 3rd trimester actually lose gray matter in their brain. Don't worry, it comes back</em></p><p><a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c62g7ed3qzxo">Surgeon operated with penknife he uses to cut up lunch</a><br></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong></p><p>Don't join an HOA &#8211; Stephen<br></p><p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Spotify: <a href="https://spoti.fi/3F4cb75">https://spoti.fi/3F</a></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 577 – Bangin’ For The Nation</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Sep 2024 00:52:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Ashley and I have no idea what we’re doing. What we do know is that we’re trying to figure out how to make this show easier to manage. And by WE, I mean ME. I have to figure out where to move this thing and how to do it gracefully. Who are we kidding?</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Ashley and I have no idea what we're doing. What we do know is that we're trying to figure out how to make this show easier to manage. And by WE, I mean ME. I have to figure out where to move this thing and how to do it gracefully.</p><p>Who are we kidding? We're Horseshoes &amp; Hand Grenades and no amount of branding was ever going to change that. So here's a new episode for you. Have fun!</p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week</strong><br>Painting used to be an olympic sport. For the first 4 decades of the competition, medals were awarded for painting, sculpture, architecture, literature and music.</p><p><a href="https://www.deccanherald.com/world/vladimir-putin-urges-citizens-to-have-sex-during-work-breaks-to-address-russias-dire-birthrate-3194107">Vladimir Putin says to have sex on your lunch break… for the country!</a><br><a href="https://www.echolive.ie/corknews/arid-41477299.html">Polishing the Paint Roller</a><br><a href="https://thelostogle.com/2024/09/18/two-men-one-cup-man-uses-controversial-poop-in-cup-method-to-win-nissan-sentra-at-oklahoma-state-fair">Man uses a cup of poo to win a car</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom</strong></p><p>Painting is the passage from the chaos of the emotions to the order of the possible. &#8211; <a href="https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/balthus-quotes">Balthus</a></p><p>EMAIL <a href="mailto:2dorksmedia@gmail.com">2dorksmedia@gmail.com</a></p><p>DISCORD <a href="https://2dorks.net/discord">https://2dorks.net/discord</a></p><p>SUPPORT <a href="https://2dorks.net/support">https://2dorks.net/support</a></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Ashley and I have no idea what we're doing. What we do know is that we're trying to figure out how to make this show easier to manage. And by WE, I mean ME. I have to figure out where to move this thing and how to do it gracefully.</p><p>Who are we kidding? We're Horseshoes &amp; Hand Grenades and no amount of branding was ever going to change that. So here's a new episode for you. Have fun!</p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week</strong><br>Painting used to be an olympic sport. For the first 4 decades of the competition, medals were awarded for painting, sculpture, architecture, literature and music.</p><p><a href="https://www.deccanherald.com/world/vladimir-putin-urges-citizens-to-have-sex-during-work-breaks-to-address-russias-dire-birthrate-3194107">Vladimir Putin says to have sex on your lunch break… for the country!</a><br><a href="https://www.echolive.ie/corknews/arid-41477299.html">Polishing the Paint Roller</a><br><a href="https://thelostogle.com/2024/09/18/two-men-one-cup-man-uses-controversial-poop-in-cup-method-to-win-nissan-sentra-at-oklahoma-state-fair">Man uses a cup of poo to win a car</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom</strong></p><p>Painting is the passage from the chaos of the emotions to the order of the possible. &#8211; <a href="https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/balthus-quotes">Balthus</a></p><p>EMAIL <a href="mailto:2dorksmedia@gmail.com">2dorksmedia@gmail.com</a></p><p>DISCORD <a href="https://2dorks.net/discord">https://2dorks.net/discord</a></p><p>SUPPORT <a href="https://2dorks.net/support">https://2dorks.net/support</a></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>A New Start</title>
			<itunes:title>A New Start</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Sep 2024 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[There comes a time in every podcast’s life where you have to make a change. That time has come for Horseshoes & Hand Grenades. The little podcast that could is sunsetting itself. We’ve been largely off the air for the past few years and despite our bes...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>There comes a time in every podcast's life where you have to make a change. That time has come for Horseshoes &amp; Hand Grenades. The little podcast that could is sunsetting itself. We've been largely off the air for the past few years and despite our best efforts, we haven't been able to pull it together. So it is with sort of heavy hearts that we lay this podcast to rest.</p><p>BUT</p><p>Just because one podcast has to end doesn't mean another one can't take its place! Ashley and I are like a parasite. We can only truly thrive when we're doing what we do on the internet for the fine folks like you. If you're reading this, we want to let you know that we are BACK! For real this time. We're setting our expectations a little lower, and we're working with what we've got. What do we got, you ask? ONE HALF HOUR</p><p>That's right. We're going to be putting out a BRAND NEW podcast called “Stephen and Smash's Half Hour of Power.” It's a smaller show than Horseshoes &amp; Hand Grenades, at least for now, with the small objective of producing 30 minutes of content once a week. We're shooting for every Thursday but there may be days and weeks where we have to move the date or time to get the show in your ears.</p><p>So hold on tight, add a new podcast to your podcast service of choice, and let's get this show on the road! There's no sense looking back when we have so much more ahead of us.</p><p><a href="https://www.halfhourofpower.com">https://www.halfhourofpower.com</a></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>There comes a time in every podcast's life where you have to make a change. That time has come for Horseshoes &amp; Hand Grenades. The little podcast that could is sunsetting itself. We've been largely off the air for the past few years and despite our best efforts, we haven't been able to pull it together. So it is with sort of heavy hearts that we lay this podcast to rest.</p><p>BUT</p><p>Just because one podcast has to end doesn't mean another one can't take its place! Ashley and I are like a parasite. We can only truly thrive when we're doing what we do on the internet for the fine folks like you. If you're reading this, we want to let you know that we are BACK! For real this time. We're setting our expectations a little lower, and we're working with what we've got. What do we got, you ask? ONE HALF HOUR</p><p>That's right. We're going to be putting out a BRAND NEW podcast called “Stephen and Smash's Half Hour of Power.” It's a smaller show than Horseshoes &amp; Hand Grenades, at least for now, with the small objective of producing 30 minutes of content once a week. We're shooting for every Thursday but there may be days and weeks where we have to move the date or time to get the show in your ears.</p><p>So hold on tight, add a new podcast to your podcast service of choice, and let's get this show on the road! There's no sense looking back when we have so much more ahead of us.</p><p><a href="https://www.halfhourofpower.com">https://www.halfhourofpower.com</a></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 576 – Do Us Money</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2024 18:50:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Factoid of the Week: In traditional Chinese culture, the dragon typically embodies the qualities of power, nobleness, leadership, honour, luck, and success. In fact, the dragon is often considered the most highly revered zodiac animal of all.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em><em>In traditional Chinese culture, the dragon typically embodies the qualities of power, nobleness, leadership, honour, luck, and success. In fact, the dragon is often considered the most highly revered zodiac animal of all. Many years ago, it was even commonly thought that the Emperors of enormous dynasties were reincarnations of dragons.</em></em></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/feb/02/india-spy-pidgeon-suspect-china">Flight risk: suspected spy pigeon released after eight months in detention in India</a><br><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/09/09/Dominion-Energy-Virginia-squirrel-substation/8831662746430/"></a><a href="https://nypost.com/2024/02/03/news/florida-man-reels-in-1200-lb-great-white-shark-by-himself/">Florida fisherman single handedly reels in 1,200-lb, 12-foot ‘monster’ great white shark</a><br><a href="https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/some-things-shouldnt-breed-nj-animal-shelter-will-name-feral-cat-after-an-ex-then-neuter-it/5075842/">NJ animal shelter will name feral cat after an ex, then neuter it</a><br><a href="https://wjla.com/news/nation-world/human-body-parts-sold-on-facebook-leads-to-arrest-of-enola-man-cumberland-county-pennsylvania-east-pennsboro-township-jeremy-pauley-horns-tattoos-mugshot-viral"></a><a href="https://nypost.com/2024/02/08/news/canada-drug-dealer-offers-free-samples-of-coke-on-biz-cards/">Canada drug dealer offers ‘free samples’ of cocaine stapled to business cards</a><br><a href="https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/making-it-in-the-bay/san-francisco-parking-spot-on-sale/2997425/"></a><a href="https://nypost.com/2024/02/07/news/radio-station-baffled-after-200-foot-radio-tower-disappears/">Radio station baffled after 200-foot radio tower disappears without a trace</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong></p><p><em>Happiness is like those palaces in fairy tales whose gates are guarded by dragons: we must fight in order to conquer it.</em> -Alexandre Dumas</p><p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhsh</a>ow</p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em><em>In traditional Chinese culture, the dragon typically embodies the qualities of power, nobleness, leadership, honour, luck, and success. In fact, the dragon is often considered the most highly revered zodiac animal of all. Many years ago, it was even commonly thought that the Emperors of enormous dynasties were reincarnations of dragons.</em></em></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/feb/02/india-spy-pidgeon-suspect-china">Flight risk: suspected spy pigeon released after eight months in detention in India</a><br><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/09/09/Dominion-Energy-Virginia-squirrel-substation/8831662746430/"></a><a href="https://nypost.com/2024/02/03/news/florida-man-reels-in-1200-lb-great-white-shark-by-himself/">Florida fisherman single handedly reels in 1,200-lb, 12-foot ‘monster’ great white shark</a><br><a href="https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/some-things-shouldnt-breed-nj-animal-shelter-will-name-feral-cat-after-an-ex-then-neuter-it/5075842/">NJ animal shelter will name feral cat after an ex, then neuter it</a><br><a href="https://wjla.com/news/nation-world/human-body-parts-sold-on-facebook-leads-to-arrest-of-enola-man-cumberland-county-pennsylvania-east-pennsboro-township-jeremy-pauley-horns-tattoos-mugshot-viral"></a><a href="https://nypost.com/2024/02/08/news/canada-drug-dealer-offers-free-samples-of-coke-on-biz-cards/">Canada drug dealer offers ‘free samples’ of cocaine stapled to business cards</a><br><a href="https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/making-it-in-the-bay/san-francisco-parking-spot-on-sale/2997425/"></a><a href="https://nypost.com/2024/02/07/news/radio-station-baffled-after-200-foot-radio-tower-disappears/">Radio station baffled after 200-foot radio tower disappears without a trace</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong></p><p><em>Happiness is like those palaces in fairy tales whose gates are guarded by dragons: we must fight in order to conquer it.</em> -Alexandre Dumas</p><p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhsh</a>ow</p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 575 – Expired Nipples</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 575 – Expired Nipples</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Feb 2024 18:24:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Factoid of the Week: The Atacama Desert is the driest place in the world. Located in Arica, Chile, its annual rainfall is only 0.03 inches. The landscape is so arid, that NASA’s astrobiologists travel to the Atacama Desert hoping it will lead them to c...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em><em>The Atacama Desert is the driest place in the world. Located in Arica, Chile, its annual rainfall is only 0.03 inches. The landscape is so arid, that NASA's astrobiologists travel to the Atacama Desert hoping it will lead them to clues about life on other planets.</em></em></p><p><a href="https://nypost.com/2024/01/08/news/intact-iphone-found-after-16k-foot-plunge-from-alaska-airlines-flight/">Intact iPhone found after 16K-foot plunge from Alaska Airlines flight</a></p><p><a href="https://nypost.com/2023/05/05/tennessee-hotel-guest-wakes-up-to-night-manager-sucking-on-his-toes-police/">Tennessee hotel guest wakes up to night manager sucking on his toes</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>“Without music, life is a journey through a desert.</em>” -Pat Conroy</p><p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow</a></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em><em>The Atacama Desert is the driest place in the world. Located in Arica, Chile, its annual rainfall is only 0.03 inches. The landscape is so arid, that NASA's astrobiologists travel to the Atacama Desert hoping it will lead them to clues about life on other planets.</em></em></p><p><a href="https://nypost.com/2024/01/08/news/intact-iphone-found-after-16k-foot-plunge-from-alaska-airlines-flight/">Intact iPhone found after 16K-foot plunge from Alaska Airlines flight</a></p><p><a href="https://nypost.com/2023/05/05/tennessee-hotel-guest-wakes-up-to-night-manager-sucking-on-his-toes-police/">Tennessee hotel guest wakes up to night manager sucking on his toes</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>“Without music, life is a journey through a desert.</em>” -Pat Conroy</p><p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow</a></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 574 – Stephen Forgot The Titles</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 18 Nov 2023 21:16:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Factoid of the Week: Pythons possess special organs called heat pits that allow them to detect the infrared radiation emitted by warm-blooded animals. This unique adaptation helps them locate prey effectively, even in low-light conditions.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em><em>Pythons possess special organs called heat pits that allow them to detect the infrared radiation emitted by warm-blooded animals. This unique adaptation helps them locate prey effectively, even in low-light conditions.</em></em></p><p><a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/us-open-tennis-2022-quarterfinals-haircut-kyrgios-khachanov/"></a><a href="https://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/north-carolina-orthodontist-offers-free-gun-with-invisalign-treatment/KRIMQH2JBNCPRFJZXITJUYIRGM/"></a><a href="https://nypost.com/2023/11/16/news/ultra-marathoner-joasia-zakrezewski-banned-after-using-car-in-race/">Ultra-marathon runner banned for a year after using car in race</a><br><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/09/09/Dominion-Energy-Virginia-squirrel-substation/8831662746430/"></a><a href="https://nypost.com/2023/11/08/lifestyle/porn-stars-pet-python-bites-partners-penis-in-horror-scene/"></a><a href="https://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/north-carolina-orthodontist-offers-free-gun-with-invisalign-treatment/KRIMQH2JBNCPRFJZXITJUYIRGM/">North Carolina orthodontist offers free gun with Invisalign treatment</a><br><a href="https://nypost.com/2023/11/08/lifestyle/porn-stars-pet-python-bites-partners-penis-in-horror-scene/">Porn star’s pet python bites partner’s penis in horror scene: ‘Blood everywhere’</a><br><a href="https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/making-it-in-the-bay/san-francisco-parking-spot-on-sale/2997425/"></a><a href="https://abcnews.go.com/Travel/plane-forced-return-jfk-airport-after-horse-board/story?id=104890888">Plane forced to return to JFK Airport after horse on board gets loose</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.</em></p><p>-Booker T. Washington<br></p><p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Spotify: <a href="https://spoti.fi/3F4cb75">https://spoti.fi/3F</a></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em><em>Pythons possess special organs called heat pits that allow them to detect the infrared radiation emitted by warm-blooded animals. This unique adaptation helps them locate prey effectively, even in low-light conditions.</em></em></p><p><a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/us-open-tennis-2022-quarterfinals-haircut-kyrgios-khachanov/"></a><a href="https://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/north-carolina-orthodontist-offers-free-gun-with-invisalign-treatment/KRIMQH2JBNCPRFJZXITJUYIRGM/"></a><a href="https://nypost.com/2023/11/16/news/ultra-marathoner-joasia-zakrezewski-banned-after-using-car-in-race/">Ultra-marathon runner banned for a year after using car in race</a><br><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/09/09/Dominion-Energy-Virginia-squirrel-substation/8831662746430/"></a><a href="https://nypost.com/2023/11/08/lifestyle/porn-stars-pet-python-bites-partners-penis-in-horror-scene/"></a><a href="https://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/north-carolina-orthodontist-offers-free-gun-with-invisalign-treatment/KRIMQH2JBNCPRFJZXITJUYIRGM/">North Carolina orthodontist offers free gun with Invisalign treatment</a><br><a href="https://nypost.com/2023/11/08/lifestyle/porn-stars-pet-python-bites-partners-penis-in-horror-scene/">Porn star’s pet python bites partner’s penis in horror scene: ‘Blood everywhere’</a><br><a href="https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/making-it-in-the-bay/san-francisco-parking-spot-on-sale/2997425/"></a><a href="https://abcnews.go.com/Travel/plane-forced-return-jfk-airport-after-horse-board/story?id=104890888">Plane forced to return to JFK Airport after horse on board gets loose</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.</em></p><p>-Booker T. Washington<br></p><p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Spotify: <a href="https://spoti.fi/3F4cb75">https://spoti.fi/3F</a></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 573 – My Brain Dumps are a Lot</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 573 – My Brain Dumps are a Lot</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2023 01:16:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Factoid of the Week: All Hallows’ Eve was the day where the Celts paid their respects to the dead. Samhain signified the end of one season’s cycle and the beginning of the next one. They believed that the veil was thin on that night so that the souls o...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p id="block-45d557fb-b3b6-42b7-9f02-90690bc92cdb"><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p id="block-471d1db0-d61f-4abf-a240-0f0e505a072f"><em><em>All Hallows’ Eve was the day where the Celts paid their respects to the dead. Samhain signified the end of one season’s cycle and the beginning of the next one. They believed that the veil was thin on that night so that the souls of people who perished that year were able to move on to the other world. Offerings, such as vegetables or fruits, were given in order to aid the dead in their passing.</em></em></p><p id="block-3a43cdc9-4978-4beb-8311-c9d06929a59b"><a href="https://themessenger.com/news/deshawn-brown-accused-of-masturbating-in-target-claims-dildo-not-his-penis">Man Accused of Masturbating in Target Claims It Was Dildo, Not His Actual Penis</a></p><p id="block-77ad83d0-5a6e-493a-b6f1-aeb06060b2eb"><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong></p><p id="block-77ad83d0-5a6e-493a-b6f1-aeb06060b2eb"><em>“Halloween is a celebration of the inversion of reality and a necessary Gothic hat-tip to the darker aspects of life, death and ourselves.”</em> <em>― Stewart Stafford</em></p><p id="block-a67a9db9-d87d-4ec5-bdca-ee0bb89d57cb">Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p id="block-31395b57-ef15-4386-8a9d-7081d1756c5b">If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p id="block-4ef27a6a-4677-4379-91cd-3f604e0b344a">iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Spotify: <a href="https://spoti.fi/3F4cb75">https://spoti.fi/3F</a></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 572 – HNH is Good Screen Time</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jul 2023 15:08:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>What’s this? A show? In your podcast feed? But how!? That’s correct everyone. Ashley and I figured out how to do a show for at least a night. We had the stars align and took advantage of the opportunity. We dusted off the microphones and sat down to ch...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>What's this? A show? In your podcast feed? But how!? </p><p>That's correct everyone. Ashley and I figured out how to do a show for at least a night. We had the stars align and took advantage of the opportunity. We dusted off the microphones and sat down to chat for a little bit. We didn't have any news because, quite frankly, we were not prepared. But did you expect anything else? Just enjoy our charm and wit on this episode.</p><p>See you next time!</p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 571 – Plump Rumps for Chumps</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2022 14:13:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[This was a very special episode of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades. We recorded it during our charity stream for Toys for Tots! We had an absolute blast with it, but you might be confused by some of the breaks, lots of audience call outs,]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Episode 570 – Vigorous Kegels</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2022 14:40:45 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 569 – It’s a Saturday!</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 569 – It’s a Saturday!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 28 Aug 2022 19:00:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 568 – Sexy Time Cloaca</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2022 14:57:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Spotify: <a href="https://spoti.fi/3F4cb75">https://spoti.fi/3F4cb75</a></p><p>We didn't have any real stories or factoids this week. It was just a good time catching up with each other after a long hiatus. We love you guys! Hoping to get back to a normal release schedule soon!</p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 567 – Saturday Morning Buffoons</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2022 15:11:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p>Otters are part of the Mustelidae family, which is a family of carnivorous mammals that includes skunks, weasels, wolverines, and badgers. The sea otter is the largest member of the weasel family, yet the smallest marine mammal in North America.</p><p><a href="https://news.yahoo.com/australia-man-ties-bedsheets-together-090101169.html">Australia man ties bedsheets together to escape 4th floor hotel quarantine</a><br><a href="https://www.rochesterfirst.com/crime/police/starbucks-sued-by-nevada-trooper-who-alleges-iced-coffee-contained-meth/">Starbucks sued by Nevada trooper who alleges iced coffee contained meth</a><br><a href="https://www.indiatimes.com/technology/science-and-future/what-are-cambodias-penis-plants-that-are-on-the-verge-of-extinction-569931.html">What Are Cambodia’s &#8216;Penis Plants' That Are On The Verge Of Extinction?</a><br><a href="https://www.ainonline.com/aviation-news/general-aviation/2022-05-26/faa-inspector-took-money-and-hookers-ignore-violations">FAA Inspector Took &#8216;Money and Hookers' To Ignore Violations<br></a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br></p><p><em>“Keep your face always toward the sunshine, and shadows will fall behind you.”</em></p><p><em>— Walt Whitman</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 566 – Here We Go</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2022 14:54:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 565 – Humperjacks</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Dec 2021 14:52:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Our show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too!  If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Spotify: <a href="https://spoti.fi/3F4cb75">https://spoti.fi/3F4cb75</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em>The origin of the word “sinister” reflects a historical bias against left-handed people. It comes from the Latin word for “left,” which was also seen to be unlucky or evil.</em></p><p><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/customers-employees-spend-night-watching-tv-sleeping-ikea-after-snowstorm-traps-them-1655463">Customers, Employees Spend Night Watching TV, Sleeping in Ikea After Snowstorm Traps Them</a><br><a href="https://nypost.com/2021/12/01/celebrate-the-holidays-at-the-home-alone-house-now-up-for-rent-on-airbnb/">Celebrate the holidays at the ‘Home Alone’ house, now up for rent on Airbnb</a><br><a href="https://www.euronews.com/green/2021/11/29/sperm-is-being-used-to-create-an-eco-friendly-alternative-to-plastic">Sperm is being used to create an eco-friendly alternative to plastic</a><br><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2021/nov/30/more-than-a-third-of-worlds-population-has-never-used-the-internet-says-un">More than a third of world’s population have never used internet</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br></p><p><em>“If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have to find the courage to live it.”</em> <em>-John Irving</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Spotify: <a href="https://spoti.fi/3F4cb75">https://spoti.fi/3F4cb75</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em>The origin of the word “sinister” reflects a historical bias against left-handed people. It comes from the Latin word for “left,” which was also seen to be unlucky or evil.</em></p><p><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/customers-employees-spend-night-watching-tv-sleeping-ikea-after-snowstorm-traps-them-1655463">Customers, Employees Spend Night Watching TV, Sleeping in Ikea After Snowstorm Traps Them</a><br><a href="https://nypost.com/2021/12/01/celebrate-the-holidays-at-the-home-alone-house-now-up-for-rent-on-airbnb/">Celebrate the holidays at the ‘Home Alone’ house, now up for rent on Airbnb</a><br><a href="https://www.euronews.com/green/2021/11/29/sperm-is-being-used-to-create-an-eco-friendly-alternative-to-plastic">Sperm is being used to create an eco-friendly alternative to plastic</a><br><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2021/nov/30/more-than-a-third-of-worlds-population-has-never-used-the-internet-says-un">More than a third of world’s population have never used internet</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br></p><p><em>“If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have to find the courage to live it.”</em> <em>-John Irving</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dungeons and Turkeys</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Nov 2021 18:56:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Hey friends! We got together right before Thanksgiving to play a turkey themed dungeons and dragons one-shot. A town has been terrorized by a giant demon best every year around their Thanksgiving celebration. It’s up to four heroes(?</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hey friends! We got together right before Thanksgiving to play a turkey themed dungeons and dragons one-shot. A town has been terrorized by a giant demon best every year around their Thanksgiving celebration. It's up to four heroes(?) to figure out what's causing the issue and end the terror once and for all!</p><p>Hope ya'll enjoy.</p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>PreShow 565</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Nov 2021 18:25:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>This one is a bit different but I recorded it so ya’ll are getting it. Jacob swung by the microphone to wait for Ashley to show up, but she never did. So we just sat around and shot the breeze for a while. It’s kind of like how we used to do the pre-sh...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This one is a bit different but I recorded it so ya'll are getting it.</p><p>Jacob swung by the microphone to wait for Ashley to show up, but she never did. So we just sat around and shot the breeze for a while. It's kind of like how we used to do the pre-shows when we could. </p><p>Hope you enjoy it!</p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This one is a bit different but I recorded it so ya'll are getting it.</p><p>Jacob swung by the microphone to wait for Ashley to show up, but she never did. So we just sat around and shot the breeze for a while. It's kind of like how we used to do the pre-shows when we could. </p><p>Hope you enjoy it!</p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 564 – The Big Chunks</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2021 16:13:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Our show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too!  If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Spotify: <a href="https://spoti.fi/3F4cb75">https://spoti.fi/3F4cb75</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em>Guinness World Records &#8211; originally the Guinness Book of Records &#8211; started out as an idea for a book of facts to solve arguments in pubs. The idea came about in the early 1950’s when Sir Hugh Beaver from the Guinness Brewery attended a shooting party in County Wexford.&nbsp; There, he and his hosts argued about the fastest game bird in Europe, and failed to find an answer in any reference book.&nbsp; That argument spawned the idea for a Guinness promotion based on the idea of settling pub arguments.&nbsp;</em></p><p><a href="https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/peekaboo-uk-cops-searching-for-wanted-man-find-him-hiding-under-a-blanket-4290068.html">UK Cops Searching for Wanted Man Find Him &#8216;Hiding' Under a Blanket</a><br><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/nov/01/christmas-dinner-in-a-can-promises-answer-to-supermarket-shortages">‘Christmas dinner in a can’ promises answer to supermarket shortages</a><br><a href="https://manofmany.com/lifestyle/food/survey-shows-73-of-men-would-rather-die-younger-than-give-up-meat">Survey Says 73% of Men Would Rather “Die Younger” than Give Up Meat</a><br><a href="https://www.wsmv.com/news/lawrence-county-amish-man-arrested-for-marijuana-possession/article_ffc17ca6-3c0f-11ec-9056-db0391fa8c59.html">TN Amish man had marijuana ‘greenhouse’, more than a dozen guns</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong></p><p><em>Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after the other.</em></p><p><em>Walter Elliot</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Spotify: <a href="https://spoti.fi/3F4cb75">https://spoti.fi/3F4cb75</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em>Guinness World Records &#8211; originally the Guinness Book of Records &#8211; started out as an idea for a book of facts to solve arguments in pubs. The idea came about in the early 1950’s when Sir Hugh Beaver from the Guinness Brewery attended a shooting party in County Wexford.&nbsp; There, he and his hosts argued about the fastest game bird in Europe, and failed to find an answer in any reference book.&nbsp; That argument spawned the idea for a Guinness promotion based on the idea of settling pub arguments.&nbsp;</em></p><p><a href="https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/peekaboo-uk-cops-searching-for-wanted-man-find-him-hiding-under-a-blanket-4290068.html">UK Cops Searching for Wanted Man Find Him &#8216;Hiding' Under a Blanket</a><br><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/nov/01/christmas-dinner-in-a-can-promises-answer-to-supermarket-shortages">‘Christmas dinner in a can’ promises answer to supermarket shortages</a><br><a href="https://manofmany.com/lifestyle/food/survey-shows-73-of-men-would-rather-die-younger-than-give-up-meat">Survey Says 73% of Men Would Rather “Die Younger” than Give Up Meat</a><br><a href="https://www.wsmv.com/news/lawrence-county-amish-man-arrested-for-marijuana-possession/article_ffc17ca6-3c0f-11ec-9056-db0391fa8c59.html">TN Amish man had marijuana ‘greenhouse’, more than a dozen guns</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong></p><p><em>Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after the other.</em></p><p><em>Walter Elliot</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 563 – Diddlin’ Space Time</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 563 – Diddlin’ Space Time</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2021 12:47:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em>Some people who get bitten by the Lone Star tick can develop a sudden allergy to red meat. Beef, lamb, and pork (which are technically classified as red meat) can make people with this allergy experience headaches, sneezing, a runny nose, and nausea. In severe cases, it can cause the person to be unable to breathe. For some sufferers, the allergy fades over time, but for others, it's permanent.</em></p><p><a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-58924306">New Zealand city parts ways with its wizard</a><br><a href="https://www.fox26houston.com/news/couple-surprised-at-airport-with-stowaway-in-luggage-their-chihuahua?utm_campaign=trueanthem&amp;utm_medium=trueanthem&amp;utm_source=facebook&amp;fbclid=IwAR11yEcmMhqAztOT39H1TnwKcxSVPE6B-r_7RPGNxVqlW_wiyd4W8dR1ayY">Couple surprised at airport with stowaway in luggage: their Chihuahua</a><br><a href="https://www.firstpost.com/world/police-investigate-local-us-news-channel-for-accidentally-airing-13-seconds-of-porn-in-weather-report-10071981.html">Police investigate local US news channel for accidentally airing 13 seconds of porn in weather report</a><br><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/10/15/germany-COSO-testicle-bath-James-Dyson-Award/8391634330489/">&#8216;Testicle bath' birth control device earns Germany's Dyson Prize</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br></p><p><em>“Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.”</em></p><p><em>-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe</em></p><p><em> </em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 562 – Let’s Get Funky</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 562 – Let’s Get Funky</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2021 14:43:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em>Ninety-nine percent of what constitutes a toot has no smell at all. It’s made up of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane—all of which are odorless. It’s generally when sulfur makes its way into the mix, mainly via the foods you eat—think broccoli, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts, and dairy products—that things start to stink.</em></p><p><a href="https://nypost.com/2021/10/03/northern-ireland-suffers-clown-shortage-amid-covid-19-lockdown/">Clown shortage reported in Northern Ireland amid COVID-19 lockdown</a><br><a href="https://www.foxbusiness.com/markets/amc-dogecoin-digital-gift-card-purchases">AMC to accept Dogecoin for digital gift card purchases</a><br><a href="https://www.audacy.com/kluv/latest/woman-suing-geico-after-getting-std-in-car">Woman suing GEICO after hooking up with guy in the backseat of his car gave her an STD</a><br><a href="https://www.insidehook.com/daily_brief/health-and-fitness/study-plant-based-diet-farting">Men Fart More on a Plant-Based Diet</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>“What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside of you.”</em> -Ralph Waldo Emerson</p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Quick Update!</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2021 21:39:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 561 – D is for Dopamine</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2021 02:42:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em>Jellyfish have no bones, so fossils are hard to come by. Nevertheless, scientists have evidence these creatures have been bobbing along in the world's oceans for at least 500 million years. In fact, it's likely the jellyfish lineage goes back even further, possibly 700 million years. That's roughly three times the age of the first dinosaurs.</em></p><p><a href="https://apnews.com/article/lifestyle-technology-business-china-arts-and-entertainment-aaaf26e80a6fab6d8e3de4613468ca30">China limits children to 3 hours of online gaming a week</a><br><a href="https://apnews.com/article/indiana-michigan-muncie-grand-haven-d52201655d54b71aa0d544245c1ecc97">Parents must pay $30,441 for getting rid of son’s porn cache</a><br><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/man-throws-his-penis-out-car-while-fleeing-police-says-he-cut-it-off-save-world-1624016">Man Throws His Penis Out of Car While Fleeing Police, Says He Cut It Off to Save World</a><br><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/raw-chicken-found-circling-luggage-carousel-airport-baggage-claim-1623688">Raw Chicken Found Circling Luggage Carousel at Airport Baggage Claim</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong></p><p><em>“The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur.”</em> -M. Shadows</p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 560 – Sandy Hump Hornets</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2021 02:33:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em>Why Are There 52 Cards In A Deck, With 4 Suits Of 13 Cards: the four colors represent the four seasons, while the 52 maps represent the 52 weeks of a year. The thirteen cards per suit represent the thirteen lunar cycles.</em></p><p><a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/health/2021/08/26/hot-dog-shortens-life-study-says-nathans-joey-chestnut-worried/5598206001/">A hot dog shaves 36 minutes off life, study says</a><br><a href="https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/michigan/articles/2021-08-26/michigan-truck-hauling-bee-hives-crashes-unleashing-swarm">Michigan Truck Hauling Bee Hives Crashes, Unleashing Swarm</a><br><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9884491/Man-gets-six-kidney-beans-stuck-urethra.html">Man gets six kidney beans stuck down his penis after shoving them into his urethra in hope of ejaculating them out</a><br><a href="https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/man-dies-after-having-sex-using-epoxy-adhesive-instead-of-a-condom">Man dies after having sex using epoxy adhesive instead of a condom</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>Be Nice</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em>Why Are There 52 Cards In A Deck, With 4 Suits Of 13 Cards: the four colors represent the four seasons, while the 52 maps represent the 52 weeks of a year. The thirteen cards per suit represent the thirteen lunar cycles.</em></p><p><a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/health/2021/08/26/hot-dog-shortens-life-study-says-nathans-joey-chestnut-worried/5598206001/">A hot dog shaves 36 minutes off life, study says</a><br><a href="https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/michigan/articles/2021-08-26/michigan-truck-hauling-bee-hives-crashes-unleashing-swarm">Michigan Truck Hauling Bee Hives Crashes, Unleashing Swarm</a><br><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9884491/Man-gets-six-kidney-beans-stuck-urethra.html">Man gets six kidney beans stuck down his penis after shoving them into his urethra in hope of ejaculating them out</a><br><a href="https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/man-dies-after-having-sex-using-epoxy-adhesive-instead-of-a-condom">Man dies after having sex using epoxy adhesive instead of a condom</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>Be Nice</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 559 – So…Naked People</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 559 – So…Naked People</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2021 02:37:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em>Capsaicin, the active component of chili peppers, is a chemical irritant for humans.  It produces a sensation of burning, but does not actually cause a chemical burn or any direct tissue damage when chili peppers are the source of exposure. The inflammation resulting from exposure to capsaicin is believed to be the result of the body's reaction to nerve excitement. </em></p><p><a href="https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/man-attacks-off-duty-chicago-police-officer-bites-off-friends-nipple-in-road-rage-incident-report">Man attacks off-duty Chicago police officer, bites off friend’s nipple in road rage incident</a><br><a href="https://nypost.com/2021/06/24/police-stop-exorcism-in-home-depot-lumber-aisle/">Police stop ‘exorcism’ in Home Depot lumber aisle</a><br><a href="https://saskatoon.ctvnews.ca/sask-man-charged-after-flying-helicopter-to-dairy-queen-to-buy-ice-cream-cake-rcmp-1.5542898">Saskatchewan man charged after flying helicopter to Dairy Queen to buy ice cream cake</a><br></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br></p><p><em>Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.</em></p><p><em>Buddha</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em>Capsaicin, the active component of chili peppers, is a chemical irritant for humans.  It produces a sensation of burning, but does not actually cause a chemical burn or any direct tissue damage when chili peppers are the source of exposure. The inflammation resulting from exposure to capsaicin is believed to be the result of the body's reaction to nerve excitement. </em></p><p><a href="https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/man-attacks-off-duty-chicago-police-officer-bites-off-friends-nipple-in-road-rage-incident-report">Man attacks off-duty Chicago police officer, bites off friend’s nipple in road rage incident</a><br><a href="https://nypost.com/2021/06/24/police-stop-exorcism-in-home-depot-lumber-aisle/">Police stop ‘exorcism’ in Home Depot lumber aisle</a><br><a href="https://saskatoon.ctvnews.ca/sask-man-charged-after-flying-helicopter-to-dairy-queen-to-buy-ice-cream-cake-rcmp-1.5542898">Saskatchewan man charged after flying helicopter to Dairy Queen to buy ice cream cake</a><br></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br></p><p><em>Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.</em></p><p><em>Buddha</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 558 – The Old Nipple Pit</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2021 02:46:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em>Even though the eel looks like a snake it is really a fish without scales. They have long, narrow bodies with long dorsal and anal fins. Most eels hide and live in caves and rock crevices. They also burrow in the sand. These behaviors allow them to surprise and attack their prey.</em></p><p><a href="https://news.sky.com/story/doctors-figure-out-why-woman-was-lactating-from-her-armpit-12372260">Doctors figure out why woman was lactating from her armpit</a><br><a href="https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-arrests-arson-spaghetti-sauce-20180323-story.html">Man in bull onesie accused of trying to burn down ex-lover's house with spaghetti sauce</a><br><a href="https://rojakdaily.com/lifestyle/article/12663/man-in-china-inserts-live-eel-into-rectum-to-try-and-cure-his-constipation-almost-dies">Man In China Inserts Live Eel Into Rectum To Try And Cure His Constipation, Almost Dies</a><br><a href="https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/thailand-mans-penis-gets-stuck-in-a-padlock-freed-by-doctor-after-two-weeks-3975545.html">Bangkok Man's Penis Gets Stuck in Padlock, Freed By Doctor After Two Weeks</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong></p><p><em>“Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.” -Henry David Thoreau</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em>Even though the eel looks like a snake it is really a fish without scales. They have long, narrow bodies with long dorsal and anal fins. Most eels hide and live in caves and rock crevices. They also burrow in the sand. These behaviors allow them to surprise and attack their prey.</em></p><p><a href="https://news.sky.com/story/doctors-figure-out-why-woman-was-lactating-from-her-armpit-12372260">Doctors figure out why woman was lactating from her armpit</a><br><a href="https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-arrests-arson-spaghetti-sauce-20180323-story.html">Man in bull onesie accused of trying to burn down ex-lover's house with spaghetti sauce</a><br><a href="https://rojakdaily.com/lifestyle/article/12663/man-in-china-inserts-live-eel-into-rectum-to-try-and-cure-his-constipation-almost-dies">Man In China Inserts Live Eel Into Rectum To Try And Cure His Constipation, Almost Dies</a><br><a href="https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/thailand-mans-penis-gets-stuck-in-a-padlock-freed-by-doctor-after-two-weeks-3975545.html">Bangkok Man's Penis Gets Stuck in Padlock, Freed By Doctor After Two Weeks</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong></p><p><em>“Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.” -Henry David Thoreau</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 557 – Normalize Female Farts</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 557 – Normalize Female Farts</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2021 20:35:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em>A single adult oyster can filter up to 50 gallons of water a day. That's about as much water as you use in a 10-minute shower.</em></p><p><a href="https://www.bangkokpost.com/world/2152963/swedish-prisoners-take-guards-hostage-demand-pizza-as-ransom">Swedish prisoners take guards hostage, demand pizza as ransom</a><br><a href="Olympics: 'Plague of oysters' threatens key venue"><a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-57883922">Olympics: &#8216;Plague of oysters' threatens key venue</a></a><br><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/minnesota-standoff-285697">&#8216;Intoxicated' Woman Goes on Masturbation Spree in Front of Cops; Says She is &#8216;Pleasing Boys'</a><br><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9782989/Woke-Coke-Drug-dealers-targeting-middle-class-users-ethically-sourced-cocaine.html">Drug-dealers are targeting middle-class users with &#8216;ethically sourced' cocaine to &#8216;suit their vegan, organic' lifestyle</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>“Get action. Seize the moment. Man was never intended to become an oyster.”-Theodore Roosevelt</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em>A single adult oyster can filter up to 50 gallons of water a day. That's about as much water as you use in a 10-minute shower.</em></p><p><a href="https://www.bangkokpost.com/world/2152963/swedish-prisoners-take-guards-hostage-demand-pizza-as-ransom">Swedish prisoners take guards hostage, demand pizza as ransom</a><br><a href="Olympics: 'Plague of oysters' threatens key venue"><a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-57883922">Olympics: &#8216;Plague of oysters' threatens key venue</a></a><br><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/minnesota-standoff-285697">&#8216;Intoxicated' Woman Goes on Masturbation Spree in Front of Cops; Says She is &#8216;Pleasing Boys'</a><br><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9782989/Woke-Coke-Drug-dealers-targeting-middle-class-users-ethically-sourced-cocaine.html">Drug-dealers are targeting middle-class users with &#8216;ethically sourced' cocaine to &#8216;suit their vegan, organic' lifestyle</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>“Get action. Seize the moment. Man was never intended to become an oyster.”-Theodore Roosevelt</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 556 – Nanny Fugface</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2021 02:26:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 555 – Daddy’s A Boss</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2021 12:19:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em>Seedless watermelons aren’t genetically modified. They’re actually a hybrid watermelon created by crossing a watermelon with 22 chromosomes with a watermelon with 44 chromosomes. The result is a sterile watermelon. These watermelons produce immature white seeds that are perfectly safe to eat. Seedless watermelons were first created over 50 years ago.</em></p><p><a href="https://www.i24news.tv/en/news/technology/1625724843-china-s-tencent-turns-to-facial-recognition-to-snag-late-night-child-gamers">China's Tencent turns to facial recognition to snag late-night child gamers</a><br><a href="https://www.cnet.com/news/heinz-starts-petition-to-make-hot-dogs-and-buns-come-in-equal-packs/?utm_source=reddit.com">Heinz starts petition to make hot dogs and buns come in equal packs</a><br><a href="https://news.yahoo.com/herd-drunk-indian-buffaloes-exposed-053129898.html">A herd of drunk Indian buffaloes exposed a hidden stash of contraband liquor and got a group of farmers arrested</a><br><a href="https://www.livescience.com/meth-addicted-brown-trout.html">Fish get addicted to meth in polluted rivers, go through withdrawal</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>“A tree is known by its fruit; a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost; he who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.”</em> <em>-Saint Basil</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 554 – Caddywampus Parking</title>
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			<title>Episode 553 – Bleeding For Sympathy</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2021 02:56:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p><p><em>Kleenex tissues were originally intended for gas masks. When there was a cotton shortage during World War I, Kimberly-Clark developed a thin, flat cotton substitute that the army tried to use as a filter in gas masks. The war ended before scientists perfected the material for gas masks, so the company redeveloped it to be smoother and softer, then marketed Kleenex as facial tissue instead.</em></p><p><a href="https://californianewstimes.com/canon-put-ai-cameras-in-its-chinese-offices-that-only-let-smiling-workers-inside/400777/">Canon put AI cameras in its Chinese offices that only let smiling workers inside</a><br><a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-57450685">Humpback whale gulps and spits out Cape Cod lobsterman</a><br><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/nbc-ultimate-slip-n-slide-halts-production-explosive-diarrhea-outbreak">NBC's &#8216;Ultimate Slip &#8216;N Slide' halts production following &#8216;explosive diarrhea' outbreak on set</a><br><a href="https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/batman-oral-sex-catwoman-harley-quinn-1234968296/">Batman, Catwoman Oral Sex Scene Blocked From Series: “Heroes Don’t Do That”</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>“Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.”-Lyndon B. Johnson</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 552 – Business Day Shower</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 552 – Business Day Shower</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2021 14:46:33 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:<br></strong> <em>Slugs also have thousands and thousands of teeth. These tiny chompers are part of a rasping structure called a radula that’s unique to mollusks. And in case that doesn't seem weird enough, slugs essentially breathe through a blowhole that opens up on one side of their bodies. This round pore is called a pneumostome. </em></p><p><a href="https://www.cnet.com/news/this-company-sells-jeans-designed-to-make-it-look-like-you-wet-yourself/">This company sells jeans designed to make it look like you wet yourself</a><br><a href="https://www.kwtx.com/2021/06/04/texas-mother-charged-after-sneaking-into-school-pretending-be-daughter/">Texas mother charged after she snuck into school pretending to be daughter</a><br><a href="https://www.fox8live.com/2021/06/07/new-orleans-strip-club-offering-contract-bonuses-due-exotic-dancer-shortage/">New Orleans strip club offering contract bonuses due to exotic dancer shortage</a><br><a href="https://news.sky.com/story/third-eye-invented-to-stop-smartphone-zombies-from-bumping-into-things-12325182">&#8216;Third eye' invented to stop &#8216;smartphone zombies' from bumping into things</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.</em> &#8211; <em>Peter Ustinov</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 551 – Uncanny Valley of Villainy</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 551 – Uncanny Valley of Villainy</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2021 02:47:33 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:<br></strong><em>Octopuses have three hearts. Two hearts pump blood through each of the two gills, while the third is a systemic heart that pumps blood through the body. </em></p><p><a href="https://guardian.ng/life/italian-artist-salvatore-garau-sells-invisible-sculpture-for-18000/">Italian Artist Salvatore Garau Sells “Invisible” Sculpture For $18,000</a><br><a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/west-virginia-vaccine-lottery-guns-trucks-cash/">West Virginia's COVID-19 vaccine incentives include guns, trucks and cash</a><br><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/world/danish-journalist-has-sex-during-interview-swingers-club">Danish journalist has sex during interview for segment on swingers club</a><br><a href="https://mynorthwest.com/2944355/candidate-punched-interrupted-by-sex-toy-on-drone-at-event/">Candidate interrupted by sex toy on drone, punched at event</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>“Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.”</em><em>-Swami Sivananda</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:<br></strong><em>Octopuses have three hearts. Two hearts pump blood through each of the two gills, while the third is a systemic heart that pumps blood through the body. </em></p><p><a href="https://guardian.ng/life/italian-artist-salvatore-garau-sells-invisible-sculpture-for-18000/">Italian Artist Salvatore Garau Sells “Invisible” Sculpture For $18,000</a><br><a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/west-virginia-vaccine-lottery-guns-trucks-cash/">West Virginia's COVID-19 vaccine incentives include guns, trucks and cash</a><br><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/world/danish-journalist-has-sex-during-interview-swingers-club">Danish journalist has sex during interview for segment on swingers club</a><br><a href="https://mynorthwest.com/2944355/candidate-punched-interrupted-by-sex-toy-on-drone-at-event/">Candidate interrupted by sex toy on drone, punched at event</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>“Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.”</em><em>-Swami Sivananda</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 550 – Science Banger</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2021 02:43:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 548 – 2Dorkistan</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 548 – 2Dorkistan</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2021 18:28:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 547 – Husky Man Hot Plate</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2021 02:43:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 546 – It’s Mostly Bush</title>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:<br></strong><em> South African drivers have the option to install flamethrowers on their cars.  During the 1990s, violent crime reached epidemic proportions in South Africa. Johannesburg, in particular, became notorious as the carjacking capital of the world. In response, inventor Charl Fourie developed the Blaster, also known as the “BMW Flamethrower,” that could be mounted on the sides of vehicles. </em></p><p><a href="https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/thai-burglar-woken-up-by-police-after-he-falls-asleep-while-robbing-a-house-3581003.html">Thai Burglar Woken Up by Police After He Falls Asleep While Robbing a House</a><br><a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-56578544">Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account</a><br><a href="https://www.thelocal.fr/20210318/why-french-people-may-need-to-buy-a-porn-pass-at-the-tabac-to-access-online-pornography/">Why French people may need to buy a ‘porn pass’ at the tabac to access online pornography</a><br><a href="https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/school-life/trinity-college-in-perth-bans-mullet-haircuts-labelling-them-unacceptable/news-story/3a2e3a07b085bd17c88c396cfd268922">Trinity College in Perth bans mullet haircuts, labelling them ‘unacceptable’</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”</em> -Terry Pratchett</p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 545 – Apocalyptic Goat</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2021 03:05:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:<br></strong> <em>Don't peel your apple. Two-thirds of the fiber and lots of antioxidants are found in the peel. Antioxidants help to reduce damage to cells, which can trigger some diseases. </em></p><p><a href="https://www.connexionfrance.com/index.php/French-news/Wife-who-failed-in-conjugal-duty-to-have-sex-takes-case-to-European-Court-of-Human-Rights#:~:text=A%20woman%20has%20lodged%20a,have%20sex%20with%20her%20husband.&amp;text=The%20court%20ruled%20that%20as,do%20her%20%E2%80%9Cconjugal%20duty%E2%80%9D.">Wife sanctioned by French court for refusing sex, EU to rule</a><br><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/03/17/pennies-dumped-driveway-former-employee-Walker-Luxury-Autoworks-Georgia/2071616005218/">Last paycheck from ex-employer shows up as oil-covered pennies</a><br><a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/suzannerowankelleher/2021/03/14/urinating-in-your-airline-seat-could-cost-you-a-quarter-million-dollars-plus-jail-time/?sh=5007a78c1c0a">Urinating In Your Airline Seat Could Cost You A Quarter Of A Million Dollars Plus Jail Time</a><br><a href="https://nypost.com/2021/03/11/scientists-want-to-build-a-sperm-bank-on-the-moon/">Scientists want to send 6.7M sperm samples to the moon</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>“Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.”</em> -Martin Luther</p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 544 – The Velcro Situation</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 544 – The Velcro Situation</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2021 03:40:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:<br></strong><em> If you’ve ever wondered where your lost airline baggage in the US ended up, there’s a good chance it’s Alabama. More precisely, the Unclaimed Baggage Center, a retail store filled with treasures from unfortunate travelers’ misplaced bags.  If your luggage goes unclaimed for 90 days, it becomes legal property of airlines.  Airlines then auction if off to the public and companies like UBS fill their store paying pennies for your lost luggage.</em> </p><p><a href="https://apnews.com/article/yard-sale-find-porcelain-bowl-worth-500k-6afe3261a5b4b74e9c02a533e0403081">Yard sale find turns out to be artifact worth up to $500,000</a><br><a href="https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending/alabama-woman-accused-stealing-neighbors-goat-dyeing-it-blue/5UW5CLXM4ZHFRL65RJUMKJQ34I/">Alabama woman accused of stealing neighbor’s goat, dyeing it blue</a><br><a href="https://nypost.com/2021/03/01/rapper-reportedly-chops-off-roommates-penis-for-video-views/">Spanish rapper reportedly chops off roommate’s penis for video</a><br><a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/nyc-woman-discovers-empty-apartment-behind-bathroom-mirror-n1259738">NYC woman discovers empty apartment behind bathroom mirror</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong></p><p><em>“Simplicity is making the journey of this life with just baggage enough.”</em><br><em>-Charles Dudley Warner</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 543 – Space Ladies</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2021 03:53:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:<br></strong> <em>The original name for the search engine Google was Backrub. It was renamed Google after the googol, which is the number one followed by 100 zeros. </em></p><p><a href="https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/crime/edinburgh-woman-bit-off-mans-tongue-in-street-brawl-before-seagull-swooped-down-and-ate-it-3141625">Edinburgh woman bit off man’s tongue in street brawl before seagull swooped down and ate it</a><br><a href="https://www.nbc12.com/2021/02/24/man-fakes-his-kidnapping-get-out-work-police-say/#:~:text=COOLIDGE%2C%20Ariz.,own%20kidnapping%20earlier%20this%20month.">Man fakes his kidnapping to get out of work, police say</a><br><a href="https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/21/us/cbp-seizes-cocaine-laced-corn-flakes-trnd/index.html">Customs agents in Cincinnati seized 44 pounds of corn flakes covered in cocaine instead of sugar</a><br><a href="https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/typo-sex-line-travel-letter-1.5918369">Typo on government-issued travel registration letter directs callers to sex hotline</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>“Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.”</em> <em>-Francis of Assisi</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:<br></strong> <em>The original name for the search engine Google was Backrub. It was renamed Google after the googol, which is the number one followed by 100 zeros. </em></p><p><a href="https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/crime/edinburgh-woman-bit-off-mans-tongue-in-street-brawl-before-seagull-swooped-down-and-ate-it-3141625">Edinburgh woman bit off man’s tongue in street brawl before seagull swooped down and ate it</a><br><a href="https://www.nbc12.com/2021/02/24/man-fakes-his-kidnapping-get-out-work-police-say/#:~:text=COOLIDGE%2C%20Ariz.,own%20kidnapping%20earlier%20this%20month.">Man fakes his kidnapping to get out of work, police say</a><br><a href="https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/21/us/cbp-seizes-cocaine-laced-corn-flakes-trnd/index.html">Customs agents in Cincinnati seized 44 pounds of corn flakes covered in cocaine instead of sugar</a><br><a href="https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/typo-sex-line-travel-letter-1.5918369">Typo on government-issued travel registration letter directs callers to sex hotline</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>“Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.”</em> <em>-Francis of Assisi</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 542 – Old Meth RV</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2021 01:42:09 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:<br></strong><em> In the late nineteenth century, butt plugs (formerly known as rectal dilators) were developed to cure insanity and used to treat headaches, insomnia, acne, and constipation. </em></p><p><a href="https://www.euronews.com/2021/02/16/ukrainian-man-invents-murder-to-get-police-to-clear-snow-from-his-road">Ukrainian man invents murder to get police to clear snow from his road</a><br><a href="https://www.wrcbtv.com/story/43345085/an-8-year-old-border-collie-named-lulu-is-inheriting-a-5-million-trust">An 8-year-old border collie named Lulu is inheriting a $5 million trust</a><br><a href="https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/man-rushed-to-hospital-after-he-put-ring-on-penis-to-make-it-bigger-to-impress-girlfriend-on-valentines-day/720902">Man rushed to hospital after he put ring on penis to make it bigger to impress girlfriend on Valentine's Day</a><br><a href="https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3gkbw/erotic-scented-face-masks-fetish-item">Pussy-Scented Face Masks Are the Hot New Pandemic Fetish Item</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>“The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.</em>” &#8211; Bruce Feirstein</p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 541 – Circle of Tangents</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2021 03:35:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:<br></strong><em> The First Photo of a Person Was Accidental &#8211; In 1828, Louis Daguerre took the first photo that captured a human being. His intention was to take a photo of the Boulevard du Temple in Paris. The man in his photo was standing in the street, getting his shoes polished. Since the exposure lasted for seven minutes, the man also got captured. </em></p><p><a href="https://www.amedpost.com/italian-mafia-orders-ambulance-drivers-to-stop-using-sirens-because-they-disturb-drug-dealers/">Italian mafia orders ambulance drivers to stop using sirens because they disturb drug dealers</a><br><a href="https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/georgia/articles/2021-01-21/teen-accused-of-stealing-nearly-1m-from-georgia-supermarket">Teen Accused of Stealing Nearly $1M From Georgia Supermarket</a><br><a href="https://nypost.com/2021/02/03/florida-lawyer-disbarred-for-filming-sexual-encounter-with-inmate/">Florida lawyer disbarred for making pornographic film with inmate</a><br><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/feb/03/texas-emergency-alert-chucky-doll">Texas sorry after mistakenly sending emergency alert for cursed Chucky doll</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>“Taking an image, freezing a moment, reveals how rich reality truly is.”— Anonymous</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 540 – Bang in a Box</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2021 03:42:52 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:<br></strong><em>During Victorian times, American and British women donned gloves for every kind of activity and had different kinds of gloves for each activity.</em> <em>In fact, being caught not wearing gloves was considered a major social faux pas. You could also often find catalogs containing a minimum of 21 different kinds of gloves.</em></p><p><a href="https://hk.appledaily.com/news/20210117/FLXATT4LKVBGVEBRLAECJPTCHM/">Adobe Flash Shutdown Halts Chinese Railroad for Over 16 Hours Before Pirated Copy Restores Ops</a><br><a href="https://mynorthwest.com/2511768/bernie-sanders-mittens-memes-help-raise-1-8m-for-charity/">Bernie Sanders’ mittens, memes help raise $1.8M for charity</a><br><a href="https://www.delish.com/food-news/a35336187/panera-iced-and-toasty-bread-bowl-glove/">Panera Has Created A Bread Bowl Glove, So You Can Still Drink Your Iced Coffee In The Winter</a><br><a href="https://nypost.com/2021/01/28/woman-performs-sex-act-on-robber-until-cops-arrive-report/">Woman reportedly performs oral sex act on gas station robber until cops arrive</a><br><a href="https://yucatanmagazine.com/confused-jealous-wife-stabs-husband-after-seeing-her-younger-self-in-old-photos/?fbclid=IwAR1dGdO-P0Tu35EMI723fUiCdiuVd4HGZWi01kqvI4_sBDEdRDAvHr60ifU">Confused, jealous wife stabs husband after seeing her younger self in old photos</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>“A pure hand needs no glove to cover it.”</em> <em>-Nathaniel Hawthorne</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:<br></strong><em>During Victorian times, American and British women donned gloves for every kind of activity and had different kinds of gloves for each activity.</em> <em>In fact, being caught not wearing gloves was considered a major social faux pas. You could also often find catalogs containing a minimum of 21 different kinds of gloves.</em></p><p><a href="https://hk.appledaily.com/news/20210117/FLXATT4LKVBGVEBRLAECJPTCHM/">Adobe Flash Shutdown Halts Chinese Railroad for Over 16 Hours Before Pirated Copy Restores Ops</a><br><a href="https://mynorthwest.com/2511768/bernie-sanders-mittens-memes-help-raise-1-8m-for-charity/">Bernie Sanders’ mittens, memes help raise $1.8M for charity</a><br><a href="https://www.delish.com/food-news/a35336187/panera-iced-and-toasty-bread-bowl-glove/">Panera Has Created A Bread Bowl Glove, So You Can Still Drink Your Iced Coffee In The Winter</a><br><a href="https://nypost.com/2021/01/28/woman-performs-sex-act-on-robber-until-cops-arrive-report/">Woman reportedly performs oral sex act on gas station robber until cops arrive</a><br><a href="https://yucatanmagazine.com/confused-jealous-wife-stabs-husband-after-seeing-her-younger-self-in-old-photos/?fbclid=IwAR1dGdO-P0Tu35EMI723fUiCdiuVd4HGZWi01kqvI4_sBDEdRDAvHr60ifU">Confused, jealous wife stabs husband after seeing her younger self in old photos</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>“A pure hand needs no glove to cover it.”</em> <em>-Nathaniel Hawthorne</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 539 – Horn Married</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2021 03:57:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 538 – Pull Over, Give Me Your Ham</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2021 03:27:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:<br></strong><em> Wind is caused by differences in air pressure. Air rushes from high pressure areas to lower ones.  Depending on their strength, winds can be known as a breeze, gale, storm or hurricane.  A breeze blows from 4 to 31mph, while a gale blows between 32 and 63 miles per hour.  The strongest winds in the solar system are on Saturn where they reach speeds of over 1,100mph. </em></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/jan/11/dutch-officials-seize-ham-sandwiches-from-british-drivers">Dutch officials seize ham sandwiches of drivers arriving from UK</a><br><a href="https://www.vice.com/en/article/k7apbm/quebec-woman-fined-for-putting-leash-on-her-partner-taking-him-for-a-walk">Quebec Woman Fined For Putting Leash on Her Partner, Taking Him for a Walk</a><br><a href="https://www.techradar.com/news/hackers-used-ransomware-to-lock-up-internet-enabled-chastity-device">Hackers use ransomware to lock up internet-enabled chastity belts</a><br><a href="https://www.sadanduseless.com/monkey-tail-beard/?fbclid=IwAR0nFuzUCRmQLOAajE_MdVfWIylRE_NS_66Pag1o9NqjsowI-XFkD9PX1nM">Monkey Tail Beard Is The Latest Male Fashion Trend</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>Words of Wisdom go here “I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.”</em> <em>-Jimmy Dean</em></p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 537 – Maybe We’re A Door Frame</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2021 03:45:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 536 – Bing Bong</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2021 03:39:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:<br></strong><em> Baby New Year has been a symbol of the holiday since around 600 B.C., starting in ancient Greece when an infant was paraded around in a basket in celebration of Dionysus, the god of fertility (and wine). The baby represents a rebirth that occurs at the </em><a href="https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/holidays/g1914/new-years-brunch/"><em>start of each new year</em></a><em>.  </em></p><p><a href="https://www.indiatoday.in/trending-news/story/nurse-strips-off-ppe-suit-to-have-sex-with-covid-patient-in-hospital-toilet-suspended-1754563-2020-12-30">Nurse strips off PPE suit to have sex with Covid patient in hospital toilet, suspended</a><br><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/12/28/Kentucky-man-uses-flamethrower-to-clear-snow-from-driveway/3571609177928/">Kentucky man uses flamethrower to clear snow from driveway</a><br><a href="https://www.huffpost.com/entry/angry-squirrel-attacks-queens_n_5fee30b1c5b6ec8ae0b242d2">Angry Squirrel Aggressively Attacking Residents Of Queens Neighborhood</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br> Celebrate endings—for they precede new beginnings.” —Jonathan Lockwood Huie </p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 535 – Let’s Get Together and Drink</title>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:<br></strong><em> Bluetooth technology is named after Harald “Bluetooth” Gormsso, the king of Denmark and Norway during the 10th century. Bluetooth technology used Gormsso's name because it unites devices just how he united the tribes of Denmark. </em></p><p><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/world/china-flamethrower-drone-burns-wasp-nests">China flamethrower drone burns wasp nests</a><br><a href="https://www.ketv.com/article/kansas-sheriffs-office-will-test-your-meth-for-coronavirus-decatur-county-sheriffs-office/31137046#">&#8216;Please spread the word!': Sheriff’s office will test your meth for coronavirus</a><br><strong>FOLLOW-UP: </strong><a href="https://www.huffpost.com/entry/david-werking-wins-porn-lawsuit_n_5fdb989ac5b650b99adad633?guccounter=1">A Man Whose Parents Threw Out His Porn Collection Wins Lawsuit Against Them</a><br><a href="https://www.newscentermaine.com/article/news/crime/portland-man-arrested-after-allegedly-revving-chainsaw-behind-counter-in-westbrook-mcdonalds-chasing-manager/97-3ba7596c-21e7-454e-9cd7-3973bd184a23?fbclid=IwAR07172rzoCUecCU_w4IP40T_rrL8EHEKqKYa4HC4x7pNNZs4sfRR9k9fCY">Portland man arrested after revving chainsaw behind counter in Westbrook McDonald's, chasing manager</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br> To survive in peace and harmony, united and strong, we must have one people, one nation, one flag.  &#8211; Pauline Hanson</p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 534 – BoneNuts</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2020 03:44:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:<br></strong><em> According to astronomer Fred Hoyle, if you got into your car, turned on the ignition and drove up to the sky at 60 mph, it would take just one hour to get to outer space.  </em></p><p><a href="https://www.huffpost.com/entry/japan-giant-robot-tourism_n_5fc51b1bc5b61d04bfabdeea">Japan Puts Its Post-Covid Tourism Hopes In Hands Of Giant Robot</a><br><a href="https://www.fox13now.com/news/nation-world/man-tells-wife-his-new-playstation-5-is-an-air-purifier-wife-sells-ps5">Man tells wife his new PlayStation 5 is an air purifier; wife sells PS5</a><br><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/11/25/Deer-steals-hunters-gun-flees-into-woods/3701606319899/">Deer steals hunter's gun, flees into woods<br></a><a href="https://nypost.com/2020/11/26/austrian-village-named-f-king-changes-name-after-unwanted-tourist-attention/">Austrian village named F–king to change name after unwanted tourist attention</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>“Aim for the sky, but move slowly, enjoying every step along the way. It is all those little steps, that makes the journey complete.” </em> &#8211; Chanda Kochhar</p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p><p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p><p>iTunes: <a href="http://bit.ly/hnhshow">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Stitcher: <a href="http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades</a></p><p><strong>Factoid of the Week:<br></strong><em> According to astronomer Fred Hoyle, if you got into your car, turned on the ignition and drove up to the sky at 60 mph, it would take just one hour to get to outer space.  </em></p><p><a href="https://www.huffpost.com/entry/japan-giant-robot-tourism_n_5fc51b1bc5b61d04bfabdeea">Japan Puts Its Post-Covid Tourism Hopes In Hands Of Giant Robot</a><br><a href="https://www.fox13now.com/news/nation-world/man-tells-wife-his-new-playstation-5-is-an-air-purifier-wife-sells-ps5">Man tells wife his new PlayStation 5 is an air purifier; wife sells PS5</a><br><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/11/25/Deer-steals-hunters-gun-flees-into-woods/3701606319899/">Deer steals hunter's gun, flees into woods<br></a><a href="https://nypost.com/2020/11/26/austrian-village-named-f-king-changes-name-after-unwanted-tourist-attention/">Austrian village named F–king to change name after unwanted tourist attention</a></p><p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong><br><em>“Aim for the sky, but move slowly, enjoying every step along the way. It is all those little steps, that makes the journey complete.” </em> &#8211; Chanda Kochhar</p><p>Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!</p><br><p>BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com</p><p>Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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