They get into the Got Milk? ads, the secrecy and liaring of Amanda & West on Summer House, being a mother trendsetter, Jenny cos-playing as Philly resident, how it seems like John Lithgow didn't make wise investment decisions, and a celebration of Matthew Lillard.

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They get into the importance of being "cool", Nicole's medical advice for Jenny that nobody asked for, selling clothes on the internet, how to get fresh eggs for your cruise omelettes, if we should live at the beach, trying to please a nepo baby that thinks they're a genius, if Nicole should be CEO, when being an artist doesn't pay the bills, making a shitty Marvel movie in hell, doing stand-up in outer space, Jenny coveting board shorts, and using a copy machine to copy your butt.

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They get into if it's ok for us to still watch reality TV after Taylor Frankie Paul, tips for writing your own murder mysteries, if multicams are coming back, Carole Radziwell's Love Story erasure, getting reimbursed for your Magic Time Machine costume, Jenny stealing the underwear of others, the importance of the SATs, getting off on math, Nicole not knowing about salutatorian, the "most epic high school football game", and mum gender equality.

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They get into what it's like to be a freshly postpartum comedian who happens to be a dentist, if our children will be able to hang, the concept of the nuclear family, New York's new cafe where you can take your AI lover, why the Kennedys talk like that. coveting Carolyn Bessette's closet, performatively liking Darren Aronofsky movies, how avocado toast seemed impressive at the time, and how we can't wait until the life phase where we can order appetizers with our kids.

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They get into how straight people are obsessed with being tall, why Jenny doesn't have access to the lights in her home, which RHOSLC cast members are also Broadway producers, SubKrunch, why the men on Love is Blind are monsters, and all the meats at Subway being turkey-based.

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They get into if you should have a LinkedIn when you're a comedian, if Mr. Beast was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, the trash scent choices for men's cologne, bidet recommendations, if ancient men were bullied into being filthy, if men notice stuff, and if Jenny is any good at making perfume.

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They get into spending Valentine's Day potty training, what it REALLY looks like to balance motherhood and career and what it means to "be succesful" at either, the gift of having ownership over your time, if we're pro or anti Shep Rose, Lindsay Hubbard being the standard for having it all, if you can be 30, flirty, and thriving in a small town, hating al fresco dining, and if having a basement makes you unrelatable.

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They get into one of the SINGLE worst jobs we've ever heard about, if you should pick your sexual partners based on if they have a driver's license or not, if Jenny should see what AI knows about her, bartending at Watch What Happens Live, explaining 'serving c*nt" to someone in Ohio, scamming in the name of giraffes, seeing your former students when you're demonstrating magic toys, what you should do if someone pees their pants in front of you, and if you're supposed to ask permission to have sex in the office, .

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They get into the first 5 eps of The Traitors (SPOILERS), the thin salsa at Chili's, if we competed in high school, how exciting it is to smoke fake cigarettes in a play, if kiwi should be categorized as "wet", "slimy", or "slick", if being an artist means you need to share EVERYTHING, when it's appropriate to watch Midsommar, if we secret baptized our children, and if being hungover makes you feel like you've accomplished something.

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They get into Nicole's marriage reaching a new level of intimacy, if water expires, if a vet can be your primary care doctor, The Real Housewives Ultimate Road trip cast announcement, if Nicole smells like hospital, how being an "honest" person doesn't mean you have to say EVERYTHING you think, all the monologues in Bugonia, if we can name any Neil Diamond songs, and if Do Re Mi is a good karaoke song.

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They get into the Ashley Tisdale mom group drama, Sisters of Salt: A Greek Tragedy, living the dream of turning a short film into a feature, stalking your partner's exes on Insta, the neverending GLP-1 debate, putting crystals in your bra, and the cabbage soup diet.

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They get into shoes on babies, how Gaga does dancing whereas Taylor Swift just walks, getting railed by Peter from Vanderpump Rules, the greatest passion in life being eating after midnight, why chicken parm chicken breasts are so thick and disgusting, having hair that's straight and flips up at the ends, how contouring is drawing a 3 on your face in brown marker, if cleaning your makeup brushes once a year even counts as cleaning them, and drinking shirley temples during pregnancy.

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We get into George's new comedy special "A Sense of Urgency" OUT NOW, our keychain personalities, a harrowing motherhood tale from Jenny, if we're on a nickname basis with Elizabeth Olsen, taping a standup special just so you have Reels to post, if Apple products bring you bad luck, the Kennedy curse, if our podcast is home movies, how Cocomelon is drugs, and how the Haim sisters are constantly doing a sketch with Jimmy Kimmel.

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We get into why we need THE VILLAGE, whether or not Nicole has been to Connecticut, buying abandoned amusement parks off Zillow, Jeff's (legitimately very good) audition tips, why doing standup is good because you don't have to take turns talking, the overlap between bad improv and buttholes, if Wicked is too niche, the gatekeepers of comedy, if real estate agents need to be hot, and being too old for Godspell.

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We get into Benihana espresso martinis, how Bravocon is high school, which of us has been in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, American Girl Doll Cafe franchises, Campus Crusade, NYU's fencing team, the smartest new year's resolution of all time, and why men invented stocks.

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Check out Dan's new cookbook Let's Party: Recipes and Menus for Celebrating Every Day.

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We get into how the nuclear family is a LIE, secularizing community, the long awaited reveal if Jenny did sex at her film festival, our children's halloween costumes, if you can share a lawnmower with your neighbor, if cars and the internet are the same, how many hours it takes for someone to move to the best friend tier, who thrives after divorce and who crumbles, when the polyamorous character only has a one episode arc, and what birds we all are.

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We get into Nicole's hack for falling asleep, which Love is Blind cast members have a podcast, Julia's hot fashion tips, dressing your postpartum body, honoring Diane Keaton via Pinterest board, PYG, Youth Pastors as interns, if our lives are the saddest Mash outcomes, the friend AI necklace, and soups vs. stews.

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We get into our plans to visit Carl Radke's Soft Bar, getting your baby's first words to be a Dorinda quote, doing caviar bumps while Meredeih Marks DJ's, which housewives are AI, the vibes at Bravocon, justice for Rosie O'Donnell, being jealous of Amanda Bynes as a child, and what rom-coms we all are.

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We get into the concept of "good luck", the best show of all time aka The Comeback, playing Traitors at a Wedding, having boundaries with your neighbors when they try to bring you chili, when airbnb's are for blood relatives only, how the playground has office cocktail party vibes, being similar to the WB Frog, how to dodge really bad advice, if Bayne has pickleball chic vibes, and why you all should adopt black cats!!!

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We get into how perfectionism will never get you access to what's being held from you, Dateline, Unknown Number on Netflix, the pursuit of masculine attention, Karen Huger's grand return to society, if Rae has Lin-Manuel Miranda vibes, how TIRED people are of Marvel movies, being rejected by the mainstream, and if Nicole has rockabilly vibes.

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We get into how the fear of being cringe will stop all your dreams from happening, praying to God about Tonya Harding, what self help book will cure Nicole, if we'll ever get to see our children play Miss Hannigan in Annie, if John Cameron Mitchell or Courtney Cox is getting stopped on the street more, manifesting being on the damn Tony Awards (!), being "the sensitive comedian", our brand new segment "Should We Respect Our Elders", TomKat tea, and pear martinis.

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We get into if Cowgirl SeaHorse makes any sense as a restaurant name, being the COO of cops, doing crafts as a virgin, finding out your Human Design type over a delicious chicken dinner, if mayonnaise is lard, if it's corny to be a picky eater, why Game of Thrones gets a pass, The Great Gatsby being public domain, and one of the most euphoric casting sessions of all time.

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We get into Tim's debut novel, loving jazz, pneumatic tubes, Kramer bobbleheads, Cedar Point, Jenny's son liking a little bit of a thrill, being a guest of Mickey, if Chip & Dale are twins, why wood affects your bones differently than metal, toilet bowl water slides, being sci-fi curious, and if Jenny is Animal Kingdom.

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We get into FBoy Island, if all little kids have English accents, teaching improv to teens, if Jenny can learn CPR from Youtube, if Forrest Gump is the worst movie of all time, the version of yourself you become around your family, the brainwashing around children being scared of getting kidnapped, Wonder Woman being your imaginary friend, if we are pro or anti massage, and what punishments we all are.

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We get into how tortilla espanolas should be made to order, if the stomach health of the Hot Ones host is ok, Hillary Clinton's pepper eating habits, Dolly Parton's Oscar snubs, longing for Stevie Wonder's spoof Twitter account, getting fingered at a baseball game, what celebrity names we want on our vibrators, demonizing fruit, Mormons in Comedy, bringing Skinnygirl wine as a host gift, getting custom clothing for your Labubus, and the salmon at Cheesecake Factory.

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We get into thinking you can never be too rich or too thin, how most fans of The Valley suck, Amy Bradley Is Missing, Scheana making the right call not talking about Brock's cheating, if we would allow our kids to do pageants and/or ice skating, Tracie's upcoming biography on Jameela Jamil, getting your boobs grabbed at the Coldplay concert, Kate Winslet's commitment to nude scenes, Terry Dubrow on The Swan, being haunted by Girls Gone Wild, and how there's something Jesse Lally about Nicole.

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We get into Jersey Shore Family Vacation, Nicole's best nausea tips, etiquette around gifts and thank you cards, being anti fake kitchen, climbing trees at the mall, Next Gen NYC, and if our babies will be yuppies.

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We get into getting into Nicole almost getting scammed, timeshare presentations, being attracted to Tom Colicchio, how many tennis coaches is too many, if gut health is real, how not hurting other people's feelings is just lying, how moms love Smartless, a classic soup vs. suit mixup, being a flip-flopper, and what they teach in statistics class.

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We get into if friendships are worth less than romantic relationships, Nicole reuniting with Z100, Zohran being so hot (if we're allowed to talk about that), artistic legos, if we like to figure out dinner, palm reading, if Jonathan Groff would like us, and if Ariana Grande should play Mama Rose.

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We get into if pokémon cards are a portal to hell that will make you gay, if Jenny needs creatine, Nick Viall's rise as the preeminent podcaster, what counties can legally be considered "north" Jersey, the link between toothpaste & time, if the world needs more Megan Draper, how watching Love Island is anthropological, Chipotle bridging the political gap, what other job Kristen Doute could possibly get, and Big Poppa.

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We talk all about Murder at the Patel Motel, get into what our How Were U Brainwashed merch should be, Jenny's star turn as Dr. Michelle, if being a "Namer" is a job, dueling shows about SNL, if dogs having whites of their eyes matters, and what White Lotus season we all are.

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We get into how corporate a daycare should be, how babies are doing clowning, the timeline on doing downtown collaboratively created work, how scallops have incredible vision, being ruled by our lizard brains, how getting what you want is kind of lame, Natasha Bedingfield, if your life needs to have a cohesive narrative, and Nicole's neverending dentist obsession.

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We get into Allison's new podcast Starter Marriage which she co-hosts with her husband, the Scarlet Letter of divorce, if being a relationship coach means you win all the fights, if any of us know what Andor is, which Summer House cast member brands we will be supporting, the Romantasy genre, animal statues, and robot massages.

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We get into being good little girls, the airing out Nicole & Jenny's most recent pod related fight, the Nonna's of the World restaurant, watching sex on The Real World, our hopes for the future of Summer House, curly hair, who is allowed to refer to themselves as a "stand-up", and who is the SJP.

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We get into if God is the Ocean, when energy gunk starts blocking up your vibes, Charlotte's Web (again), how healthy trees literally send sick trees nutrients (science is beautiful), why it's helpful to delete "should" from your vocabulary, and keeping women barefoot and pregnant.

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We get into the brainwashing of to-do lists, ABBA holograms, how men shouldn't run companies, and dragon porn.

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We get into if Jenny should wear a tube top to a job interview, how Girls is on Nick at Nite, a Lea Michele obsession, offending your mom by not wanting to look at T***p's ass, disregulating your nervous sytem to match your mom's, how it's necessary to live within walking distance of a Twix, and the intersection of Cee Lo, puppets, and Gwyneth Paltrow.

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We get into Rekha's new movie she's working on, the darkness currently happening on The Valley, slugline behavior, Brad Pitt selling pinto beans, if any 17 year old can write a good college essay, what happenned to the first spoueses in The Brady Bunch, and how Starbucks is for the airport.

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We solve listener brainwashes and discuss if we had millenial weddings, driverless cars, Nicole's sleep apnea journey, Dr. Spock, if CEOs are smarter than us, if Instagram is the new male gaze, if we'd want high boobs if we existed in a vacuum, if Nicole knows how Harry Potter ends, Jenny having sex to Newsies and if a bath counts as self-care.

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We get into if skincare is real, Gayle in space, which of us will be the next QVC host, Princesses of Long Island, our love language being Wheel of Fortune fails, deep plane lower facelifts, if it's ok to have mirrors in your bedroom, tinytents.com, and Nicole's grandfather breaking through the space time continuum.

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We get into how the gay world is a funhouse mirror of the straight world, if we still like doing the pod now that we're almost 100 eps in, Lady Gaga buying fish, Jenny's time at Sitcom/Soap Opera School, if we should forgive Richard Kind, why Gen Z has so many descriptors in their bios, how when you're an only child your siblings are your parents, extravagant milkshakes being bridge and tunnel, and bringing chicken salad on a plane.

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We get into the 3 M's - Mentalism, Mindreading & Magic, go back to a simpler time (2012) in reality tv when Million Dollar Listing NY premiered, taking shots of gin in your 20's, how Instagram ruins every magic trick, if cereal is "of the earth", and what it's like to be the brainwashER for once!

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We get into the concept of being "well-rounded," how much talking is appropriate when watching the Oscars on a couch with your friends, being excited for Nicole's PTA era, if being a good singer means you are a more valuable human, Brian Litrell's son, and what American Idol contestants we all are.

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We get into Hanson and their luscious locks, the Vanderpump reboot, Megan Hilty being talented (hot take!), if Bill Irwin and Ilana Glazer should play husband and wife, the White Lotus brother dynamic (as of Episode 5 so just KEEP THAT IN MIND), Brie Larson's instagram presence, the Loch Ness Monster, if we've explored every animal,

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We get into Ryan's star turn in Pasadena Playhouses' production of La Cage Aux Folles, trying to control the uncontrollable as a child, whether we should have Mike White and Miss Rachel on the pod at the same time, giving roses on Hinge, Atma Janzu, Nicole's star turn in the sexual harassment training video that will not go away, and Big Dolly.

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We get into hookup culture, the shrimp in the cereal, if we should buy bots, what they're selling at The Beef Jerky Experience, getting a visa to do coke, how many weed breaks are necessary to get through a baby shower, why movies should take big swings, and if guys should send you playlists,

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We get into if bronchitis is a virus, scrims in high school theater, being Gandalf in 6th grade, how doing burlesque is microdosing having power, Nicole's driving journey update, mudlarking, nap dresses, and if Boomers are tipping.

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We get into the culture being too woke for us to book, very smart business & finance hacks, Gypsy Rose Blanchard's new show, the Distracted Boyfriend meme, if The Strategist gift guides can be trusted, the pod being a small business, if we'll make our kids wear leashes, and Jenny reading dragon erotica.

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We get into Joe's short film "Honey" (now streaming on Vimeo), whether or not Nicole has Munchausens, Roseanne Barr's long-lost reality show "Roseanne's Nuts," Kid Nation, being good at sex, and who is which of the seven erogenous zones.

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We get into what bad stuff happened at all of our weddings, Paul Rudd's candy store, if we can stretch mid-30's to mean 37, being a talented child, if time out works, and how Gen Z loves Shrek.

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We get into brainwashing as a good thing, being working mommies, if doctors should wear suits, how Petco is kind of like a zoo but not, the beauty of having a finished basement and a yard, how having a disability is like having a suitcase that you're always unpacking, and who is Kimmy Gibbler.

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We get into if undercover cop is the same job as detective, the (lol) TikTok ban, Ace Ventura, attending a murder mystery WEEKEND, being a lawyer for 7 months, a vaping Ghost of Christmas Future, reading joke books at bedtime, and Nicole being the next Judge Judy.

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We get into Nicole coming clean about still being on a family phone plan, what's happening with Jenny's butt, Bye Sister, if Nicole or Marlon Brando is the better actor, how the internet is built on Tiffany Pollard, being in a cult lite, how Enlightened is the best show, and Wild Wild Country setting the bar too high.

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We get into the end of Paige & Craig, who Dorinda should play in Chicago on Broadway, doing spin class in a pool, fathers being scared of The Sixth Sense, horror villains who do bits, Lisa Barlow telling you to "Fuck Off", and chicken bacon ranch martinis.

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Jenny & Nicole welcome the ONE, the ONLY, PAT REGAN, to the pod!!!!! If you thought Hannah Horvath was the voice of her generation, you must not know Pat, babe!

They get into a little bit of everything this ep. From the current Kim v. Kourtney fight playing out on The Kardashians to giving handjobs as a strategy to get votes in Big Brother to the most preferred ways to die to a Blue Man Group-run daycare, we think ur gonna love this one.

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Jenny & Nicole welcome funniest goddamn human of all time and ray of light MATT ROGERS to the pod!

They get into internet cafes, how Nicole & Jenny have deeply and earnestly loved Las Cultch since DAY ONE, how Jenny is so excited to meet Matt she might go into labor, the amount of soda being consumed on Long Island in the '90s, how questioning reality parallels improv rules, how Leah Remini needs to get on the pod STAT, and how Jessel's husband Pavit can get it.

YA'LL BETTER BUY MATT'S XMAS ALBUM "Have You Heard of Christmas?" IMMEDIATELY and see his ass on tour!!!!

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We get into all the celebs coming to see Oh, Mary!, how genitals are a spectrum, if being on Broadway is the same as motherhood, The People's Couch, getting text messages from Heather Gay, getting censored by The BBC, how solo shows are NOT radical, The Magic School Bus but make it intersex, how Erika Jayne ruined Housewives, and giving your children unfilmed focused attention.

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We get into if non-theater people are capable of throwing good weddings, motivational water bottles, why all the confrontations on Catfish happen in a frigid parking lot, what celebs are currently on Raya, Christian clowning, how Harry Potter is The Bible, finding community when you need it, and Lane Bryant bras.

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We get into Jenny's transformation from Dirty Messy Slut to Anxious Clean Mommy, who is stoned while filming Real Housewives, if Nicole has sideburns, if The Substance is like skydiving, puzzles being Victorian, pedicure tickling as torture, and who has coolatta energy.

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Jenny & Nicole welcome HILARIOUS ANGEL RICHARD PEREZ to the pod! They get into what jobs are good for meeting people to hook up with, why media is obsessed with making high schoolers feel like they have to fuck by graduation, and what everybody's first concert was.

Check out the short film "The Woodpecker" here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDHWE3WuoZ0

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We get into where we're at post-election, if peacocks attack, bare: A Pop Opera (ur welc), working at Six Flags, the elevators at The Luxor, Titanic-themed snowglobes, Tabatha Takes Over, if we can get Kathy Griffin on Masterclass, Garden Salsa Sunchip overstock, crotch rot, there being too much hugging in RENT, and getting in touch with the God Warrior's Reps.

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We get into how Jenny and Nicole can be incredible Italian chefs like Caroline, acknowledging your therapist at the movie theater, why people feel like they're friends with reality tv stars, the traditional role of women in the household, being a mom vs. being a grandma, why taylor ham is better than Canadian bacon, plus Caroline gives us some incredible marriage advice and we pitch her on a million possible tv vehicles,

Check out Caroline's book Food and Other Things I Love: More Than 100 Italian American Recipes from My Family to Yours!

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We get into nightstand pretzels, whether or not we should be able to Yelp people, if Leonardo DiCaprio will ever be on The Masked Singer, The Tyler Perry storyline on The Crown, The Imperial core, nuance on Love Is Blind, how capitalism is the opposite of empathy, and if we are 3 Che Diazes.

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We get into basically everything you could ever want to know about Dallas, if someone dresses up as Raygun at Magic Time Machine, Sadie Hawkins dances, Nicole not understanding how to pump gas because of her New Jersey culture, how Italian Americans would say "peanut butter & jelly", being nervous in restaurants, and Yancey's Fancy Buffalo Wing Cheddar Cheese.

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We get into Mormon sodas and if Gatorade is supposed to be milky, baths, how line dancing is lore, firing all doormen, if we go to the suburbs for safety or size, taking your children to see an immersive production of RENT, if Jenny's talking about the pod in therapy, and Fartin' Queen which is like Dancing Queen but farting.

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We get into Mars 2112, if waking up is embarrassing, running a television network as a child, getting your grandfather's sketch comedy character as a tattoo, if it's mean to name your child Peach, if Jen Fessler should have a YouTube channel, learning how to cruise from a book, and Livejournal being for indoor cats.

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We get into whether or not Jenny & Nicole have wills, Manischewitz jingles, the Tenement Museum, roller derby, if we can blame Paris Hilton, sellout culture, selling designer imposter perfumes, what it was like to originate the role of Helen in Fat Pig, and who's an espresso martini.

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We get into squirting milk during your mammogram, T9Word, your kids loving the Baha Men, The Twins Days Festival, emulating Gavin Rossdale, hair gel for boys, stretched out belly button piercings, dancing hard to the Annie soundtrack, and Jimmy Buffett Corn Mazes.

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We get into going to college with baby teeth, flat ironing your hair with a Chi straightener, seeing all walks of life in Las Vegas, how shampoo suds are fake news, buying birthday gifts for your friends that you want to do, the masked magician, the clown egg registry, plus Sudi shares all of her curly hair wisdom.

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We get into mammogram logistics, if dating sports mascots makes you a furry, if Jenny should get her real estate license, if Buzzfeed was the peak millenial job, recording TikTok content in your nightshirt, if it's better to be pompous or modest, The Dunning-Kruger effect, scaring your kids with your farts, and which diapers are chic.

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We get into Sofia's role in the new movie Booger (in theaters this Friday!), the DJ @ the DNC, warm Caesar salads, dogs being camera shy, if Nicole's babies should be bartenders on WWHL, if trigger warnings can actually trigger people, giving other people the opportunity to change, calling your parents on the school office phone, boiling your tampons, and having art teacher vibes.

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We get into Jenny dressing up her baby as a flapper, the anticipation of arriving at a new persona, being BYO-rollerblade, the pressure of doing the right thing for your birthday, abundance and joy in eating, the chokehold of consumerism, buying objects when you don't get into grad school, consulting TikTok before you make any home decor changes, and who we all are at the Apple Store .

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We get into Succession being spoiled for Nicole, Jenny's final thoughts on Summer House, how women apologize like we're constantly bumping into ghosts, feeling vs. thinking, the emotional health of the community not being your job, sexualizing people 40-70, and if you can wear a leather jacket around your baby.

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We get into Patrick's upcoming ‘Real Housewives’-Inspired Murder Mystery film starring Jennifer Lawrence 'The Wives' (can u believe?!), if Nicole is capable of making stew, forcing yourself to use the treadmill in order to watch Housewives, waking up at 3AM to do therapy with Alex McCord in Australia, if Valerie Cherish is vaccinated, whether Jenny ever fucked in Nicole's bed, being in love with a guy who had a xanga, exfoliation beads getting canceled, and if the internet is a place for vulnerability.

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We get into hot snake wranglers and deep dive into everything Love Island, if we should star in a reality show about Millenial Moms, growing up in a naked house, how trying to entertain your baby is clown school, the myth around medication making you lose the artistic "spark", if your ear is a good gift, and how Nicole is Dr. Dolittle.

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We get into if we can make prohibition happen again, Jenny's distaste for Ray Romano, when actors get replaced on TV shows, how yearbook is a filmmaker's medium, if Swifties are the new Phishheads, bringing your own trash bag to MSG, not knowing how to rollerskate, what happens when Sour Patch kids owns a house (???), and what vinegars we all are.

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We get into Ronald's turn as one of the stars of the upcoming Apple TV show "Bad Monkey" premiering August 14th, pureeing salmon (GAG), how acting disregulates the nervous system, learning about Zen Buddhism at Border's, how running a marathon makes you the world's most powerful person, the artist as activist, what treats they put in your pocket when you film with a monkey, imagining what it would be like to have a boundary at 18, and the camp of the synchronized swimmer.

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We get into Kim's BROADWAY DEBUT in Suffs, what it's like to perform at The Tony's, Costco rotisserie chicken, Hillary Clinton's vibe, the lace budget on Hamilton, if performing arts high schools are good or bad, how Jenny & Nicole were both student council secretaries, how yearbooks are permanent Instagram, and fake hillbilly teeth.

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We get into Sherz's journey with the iconic Broadway revival of Merrily We Roll Along, how Nicole invented starring places on Google Maps, Jenny being the single vote for Gore in her Texas school's mock election, if we can still be on Summer House now that we have kids, being terrified of a Phantom of the Opera calendar, the morbid desire to go on by some unhinged understudies, showing our children Black Swan, and Jennyanydots.

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They get into whether babies float like witches, Rochester Garbage Plates, looking like Laura Dern, being pranked by your children, being young and bold with your Facebook requests, if Conservative female OBGYNs exist, and whether Nicole could or should improv a movie,

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They get into a shopowner upstate who has a personal vendetta against Nicole, Jenny being wrongfully accused of wearing and returning an expensive dress, watching people have sex on Summer House, why we still say "god bless you" after sneezes, Jenny's commitment to nightgowns, the brainwashing by big pineapple, and the Robert Downey Jr. classic Heart and Souls.

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They get into permanently changing your eye color, auditioning to play an airplane seat, not identifying as happy, pre-Ellen vs. post-Ellen, if there is any good job, if there's a difference between advertising and propaganda, and who among them would make the perfect Traitor.

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They get into making your baby Italian via daycare, #calzonegate, how living in New York has forced us all to be vigilante exterminators, why anyone would want to move to Manhattan after seeing RENT, and having an agent that asks YOU for notes on their stand-up set.

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They get into spoon-shaped tools for your pelvic floor, if the Bodies Exhibit is good or bad, lying about being on Gossip Girl, website guides to doing drugs in other countries, if Pét-nats are like kombucha, the pursuit of perfection, and having compassion for the 19-year-old version of you.

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CW: There is talk about eating disorders from 26:14-49:00

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They get into dancing making you happy, if there's any clickbait we can get about The Daniels, hatred for The King's Speech, Bridget Jones fucking Ed Sheeran in a yurt, Jenny's dad carrying a hardback briefcase, Jenny eating a bagel moments before her c-section, how cringy it is to be an actor, and too much talk about Colin Firth.

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Nicole is back from maternity leave (does that exist for podcasters?) and she and Jenny have some major catching up to do.

They get into if babysitting prepares you for motherhood, how Joseph Campbell wishes he was as strong as Nicole, if Rosemary is a blonde's name, how they feel about Scandoval a year out, Tom Schwartz's anal fissure, pregnant villains, and Jenny wearing long shirts to bed.

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They get into if Henry Winkler mistook Nicole for Ricki Lake or if she's just delulu, if parents understand art or not, where to drink beer out of styrofoam cups, casting children and animals, the Wishbone dog (honestly surprised it's taken this long to come up on the pod), owing NYU money until literal death, our graveyard of terrible online dates, having cable in 2024, and pineapple steak.

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They get into whether learning about similes and metaphors should still be taught in schools, the original Tin Man's closed pores, when NY theater has a food/smell gimmick, being on a lifelong HEALING journey, being #rulefollowers, again questioning if we should do clown, and The Traitors (duh.)

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They get into Jenny's insatiable need for jalapenos + dairy, the dangers of Amazon overnight delivery, Nicole & Jenny's Vanderpump Rules inspired pregnancy pact, working with the icons of And Just Like That, how your body shape and face shape determines what you're allowed to wear and what haircut you're allowed to have, what happens when your hairdresser isn't inspired by you, if Lisa Barlow naps, the Tom Cruise coconut cake,

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They get into everything you could ever want to know about your fav movie May December, Traitors Season 2 (spoilers for the first 3 eps!), how Suits is the Good Wife but bad, eating your cereal with non-dairy creamer, and how mashed potatoes and pasta are cousins.

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They get into Reality Von Tease-gate, Nicole no longer identifying as Below Deck resistant, how Seth Meyers is a beloved boss (boring but true), the Kellyanne Conway of it all, being at a comedy show when Tr*mp won in 2016, how copying SNL is a rite of passage for funny children, and fathers loving Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.

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They get into Sonja Morgan's boundaries, ripping toilets out of walls, whether Jenny's mom knows the Gilgo Beach Killer, the burping on The Jinx, if there are any valid reasons why someone would support one sport team over another, whether an assortment of dips makes a Super Bowl party worth it, and what NYC Tourist Trap everyone is.

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Plus...Nicole has a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!

If you don't want to hear about Jenny's actual birth story, feel free to skip 2:24-11:20!

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They get into sad lights & testosterone increasing red lights (?), the liberation of taking off your shirt in a park, the amount of Family Guy references in Prince Harry's book, the undeniable brainwashing we receive around the fat body and it's worth, the act of performing shame on an airplane, the battle of fatphobic costume designer vs. fat actor, and which Sound of Music characters everyone is.

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Jenny & Nicole record How Were U Brainwashed LIVE at the Green Room 42 with special guest JO FIRESTONE!

They get into Jo's self-published book "Murder on Sex Island," conspiracies of Big Q-Tip, and a BIG life announcement from Jenny. Please enjoy this special ep!

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They get into predictions about Jenny's unborn baby, binge-watching The Sopranos, the Selling Sunset twins and their large pupils, how watching Ted Talks is like really important, the horniness & evilness of Cruel Intentions, who teen movies are *actually* for, Nicole being a child narc, and Jenny's love for Paulie Walnuts.

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They get into delayed gratification TV watching, Jenny's pregnancy weeping sessions, what it's like to be in the *cool* college acapella group, if being a director is like playing with Barbie dolls, how showing off at karaoke is uncouth, how men talking to you should be handled like the meats at Fogo de Chao, why people tell new housewife watchers to start with Salt Lake (?!?), and buying underwear at The Gap.

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They get into internet cafes, how Nicole & Jenny have deeply and earnestly loved Las Cultch since DAY ONE, how Jenny is so excited to meet Matt she might go into labor, the amount of soda being consumed on Long Island in the '90s, how questioning reality parallels improv rules, how Leah Remini needs to get on the pod STAT, and how Jessel's husband Pavit can get it.

YA'LL BETTER BUY MATT'S XMAS ALBUM "Have You Heard of Christmas?" IMMEDIATELY and see his ass on tour!!!!

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They get into Jenny being a juror on a murder trial, taking home the class pet for the weekend, what it's like to direct (and text with) Jennifer Coolidge, reciting bible verses for your Grandma's Christmas present, watching the Left Behind movie as a youth, how True Vibe is the only good band, writing letters to Jesus as if he is your boyfriend, Veggie Tales being v religious, and Nicole's weird obsession with the 2001 movie A.I. Artificial Intelligence.

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Jenny & Nicole welcome college friend turned CELEBRITY John Early. They get into how John convinced Taylor Swift to release "Anti-Hero" as the first single, how "The Brady Bunch Movie" created his aesthetic, and that time he shat himself on the subway on his way to work.

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They get into Kevin Federline appearing on Celebrity Fit Club, Wendy's baked potatoes, the disgusting science behind babies being born with pneumonia, their grandmothers pushing tomatoes on them, getting ketamine therapy in a strip mall, and what illicit materials we all are.

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They get into their BravoCon FOMO, how phlebotomists have incredible vibes, Mary Cosby choosing to sit in a car instead of filming, how the aliens are actually coming from the water and not from space, and if mermaids actually exist or if sailors just want to hook up with fish.

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They get into what's ACTUALLY inside the pyramids, Nicole's undying love for Hibachi, Salty's incredible cabaret series The Living Record Collection, which of them have made out and under what circumstances, how birth should feel like squashing a blueberry, why art is MORE than just an elective honey, seeing Rent in Dallas for the first time, Julia Roberts movie marathons, and Jenny COMES for Taylor Swift.

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They get into if there was a flash mob at Jenny's recent baby shower if the women on the Golden Bachelor should be allowed to sit during the rose ceremony if having eucalyptus on your wedding tablescape is over or not, how being from Long Island is going to Blockbuster after church, Jenny's grandma using commemorative 9/11 post-it notes, and how Anna was hot enough to work at Victoria's Secret.

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They get into Back to the Future THE MUSICAL, Nene on Bethenny's podcast, if our couples would survive as teams on the Amazing Race, how to work with your neurodivergence instead of fighting against it, and most importantly - which Ninja Turtle everybody is.

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They get into Welcome to Plathville (a questionable show), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (an incredible show), The Legend Cirie Fields, the Reality Reckoning of it all, and the love we have for Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar. We know you will enjoy Evan's impeccable taste & takes and Jenny & Nicole's less cultured but equally passionate thoughts.

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They get into fried bologna sandwiches, what it's REALLY like to make an independent feature film, how good it can feel to be in feral wild animal single mode, and most importantly - what bodies of water everyone is.

Make sure to check out Todd's film Chrissy Judy!

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We get into the Lindsay & Carl of it all on Summer House, just how many plants Jenny has, making a TV pilot 4 weeks postpartum, how grades are ultimately about winning, and what jobs are good for robots.

Please also enjoy Jenny's family losing all sense of decorum in this week's Babe, What's Going On?

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They also get into Jenny's Montreal babymoon, and whether they should sell their wedding dresses or transform them into little Christening gowns for their future offspring.

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We of course dabble in Bravo since we're in the presence of greatness (Michael Rapaport wishes!). We also get into wedding and marriage as the pinnacle of a young girl's life, how acting school is essentially majoring in thoughts & feelings, and celebrating therapists for all going on vacation in August.

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They get deep into Housewives from the new New York cast to the golden age of Brooks faking cancer, the #darkness of the Salem Witch trials, and who is shaving what.

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They get into how being an actor/comedian/perfomer ultimately means you also have to be hot and dress well, if dermatologists are hotter than musicians, and how your older cousins peer pressure you into being indie.

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They get into Jo's self-published book "Murder on Sex Island," conspiracies of Big Q-Tip, and a BIG life announcement from Jenny. Please enjoy this special ep!

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They get into a little bit of everything this ep. From the current Kim v. Kourtney fight playing out on The Kardashians to giving handjobs as a strategy to get votes in Big Brother to the most preferred ways to die to a Blue Man Group-run daycare, we think ur gonna love this one.

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Plus, Nicole & Jenny break down all the stupid bad TV they've been watching.

CW: There's some diet culture talk 24:20- 33:53, so FEEL FREE TO SKIP IF THAT'S NOT YOUR JOURNEY!

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PLUS the Paul Scheer update you've all been waiting for...

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Make sure to check out all the kewl podcasts Jackie works on - Blind Plea, Wiser Than Me, and more!

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Notes on a Scandoval: https://dice.fm/event/9a9l6-notes-on-a-scandoval-18th-jun-cmon-everybody-new-york-tickets

How Were U Brainwashed LIVE!: https://thegreenroom42.venuetix.com/show/details/5qBLiwFChnAuVxWQ4CmO/1690680600000

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@HeyJulieBB - twitter

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LA get your tix to Richard's show on 6/16 here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/richard-perez-presents-i-have-to-do-this-tickets-631052092797

Check out the short film "The Woodpecker" here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDHWE3WuoZ0

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Make sure you check out Jolenta's podcast, How to Be Fine! @howtobefinepod

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Make sure you check out Gay Pride and Prejudice on Spotify!

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Link to Melissa Gorga in fatsuit: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2052987/amp/Real-Housewives-star-Melissa-Gorga-sports-HUGE-fat-suit-scoffs-hot-dog-NYC.html

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Please go to @howwereubrainwashedpod for THE PICTURE.

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HEADS UP - We talk about Tar with the lightest spoilers from 1:30 - 6:54

We also wanted to note that we recorded this episode a few weeks ago before the antisemitic protests targeted the production of "Parade" we mention. We want to acknowledge how disgusting and horrific these protests have been and send our love and support to the production!

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SPOILER WARNING for the movie M3GAN at 17:30 - 18:11. Skip if you do not want M3GAN spoilers!!!

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"How Were U Brainwashed?" is a podcast that asks guests just that. What did you grow up thinking was true that you now know is just full brainwashing, babe? How did you unpack that bullshit and come out the other side? 

From religion to Jersey Shore, Monogamy to Pepé Le Pew, this pod tackles women stuff, fat/body stuff (Nicole is fat! Trendy!!!), mental health stuff (you know your girls are in therapy), and a fair share of lowbrow pop culture (hiiiiii Real Housewives).  

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