I Haven't Seen That

Episode 131: J. SAMUEL BRIPE

Sun, 17 Sep 2017 23:24:34 GMT

It’s our shortest episode ever, but buddy, this one is DENSE with content! We talk about Frasier opera, unusual single-serve coffee brewing devices, powerpoints about our ships, babies suddenly emitting fluid, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

A THING WHITNEY HASN’T SEEN: The opera “When A Man Loves Two Women” (YET)

A THING MARK HASN’T SEEN: The Bripe coffee brewing device (YET)

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Episode 106: STRAIGHT OUT OF B. DALTON'S

Mon, 14 Nov 2016 00:21:14 GMT

Hey!

This has been a rough week for us at I Haven’t Seen That. The nicest part for me (Mark) has been people reaching out to one another. It was extraordinarily wonderful to hear from listeners who dove into the archives for a bit of low stakes comedic normalcy. Thank you.

With that in mind, this is a fairly classic show - we’ve got some Frasier, an oral history of a butt picture, a demographic survey of tie-in books, and MUCH

MUCH

MORE!

We love you. Be kind to one another.

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Episode 38: THE DAYS OF KRUMPING AND ROSES

Sun, 04 Jan 2015 23:29:39 GMT

Ten years ago the I Haven’t Seen That project was cancelled due to “lack of funds” and “gross incomprehensibility.” But when an old enemy threatens Mark and Whitney, the dynamic duo come out of retirement to talk about hobbits, Christmas gifts and dog mishaps!

A THING WHITNEY HASN’T SEEN: Daredevil.

A THING MARK HASN’T SEEN: Coming Out on Top.

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Episode 37: FIRST-RUN SYNDICATION (with Susana Polo)

Sun, 14 Dec 2014 23:21:52 GMT

Excelsior! This week, Whitney and Mark are joined by Susana Polo, founder of The Mary Sue, and can’t resist talking about the nerdiest things they can think of. Hobbits! Holodecks! Woodland creatures armed with tiny swords! Plus: what fanfiction taught us about sex, and what LARPing taught us about fashion!

A THING SUSANA HASN’T SEEN: Gotham.

A THING WHITNEY HASN’T SEEN: The Rankin-Bass Lord of the Rings.

A THING MARK HASN’T SEEN: Fan Fiction.

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Episode 36: PRIMARY SOURCES (with Scott Benson)

Sun, 07 Dec 2014 23:20:15 GMT

Mark is in the sky, so Whitney’s chatting once more with Scott “Bringdown” Benson (bombsfall) Things don’t get as dark as they seem with talk of twine games, censorship, adoption, and going to the bone zone with a ghost.

A THING WHITNEY HASN’T SEEN: No Country for Old Men.

A THING SCOTT HASN’T SEEN: Brave.

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Episode 35: SCHATTENJAGER

Sun, 30 Nov 2014 22:26:29 GMT

This week, Whitney and Mark bask in the guttering light of the blood oak as our sun fails and plunges us into darkness. Also: cyberpunk, reference humor, what’s the midwest, Abelaird’s crushed testicles and Whitney’s Angelfire profile from 15 years ago!

A THING WHITNEY HASN’T SEEN: The Pages of the Book “The Mixed Up Files of Basil E. Frankweiler”.

A THING MARK HASN’T SEEN: Hellsing.

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Episode 34: DEEZEN LIKE SUNDAY MORNING (with Eliza Thompson)

Sun, 23 Nov 2014 22:21:02 GMT

This week Whit and Mark learn all of the hottest stock-photo-based sex moves from Cosmo.com blogger Eliza Thompson! We also talk about our favorite One Directioner (Tayne), the horror of C A V E S, and why you can never kill mid-2000s Livejournal drama!

A THING ELIZA HASN’T SEEN: Saved By the Bell

A THING WHITNEY HASN’T SEEN: A Sporting Event

A THING MARK HASN’T SEEN: A Horror Movie

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Episode 33: PEEING NEXT TO FAMOUS PEOPLE (with Brian Heater)

Sun, 16 Nov 2014 15:12:56 GMT

This week Whitney and Mark are joined by writer and podcaster Brian Heater, of RIYLCast fame! We talk about whether limericks are jokes, if Wild Things is the sequel to Wild Thing, and what is wrong with every podcast, ever. Also, does anyone know what we'd call Russell Brand if he was a dog?

A THING BRIAN HASN'T SEEN: The Sopranos.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Rodeo Bar.

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: the famous people she's peed next to.

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Episode 32: VAPE LIFE (with Brandon Kirkman)

Sun, 09 Nov 2014 15:10:28 GMT

This week, Whitney and Mark are joined by Chicago-land comedian and Brine Weekly contributor Brandon Kirkman! Oh, the things they get into, those lovable scamps: Gundam makeouts, who could be a serial killer, fancy handjobs, the international conspiracy against Yummy Mummy and the worst sunburn of Whitney's life!

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Gundam (any).

A THING BRANDON HASN'T SEEN: Interstellar.

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Stoker.

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Episode 31: REYNOLDS RAP (with Ian Reynolds)

Sun, 02 Nov 2014 15:03:30 GMT

It's a VERY SPECIAL EPISODE of I Haven't Seen That, where Mark is dying in the woods, so Whitney records with her big brother. Listen on for tales of superhero movies, weird shit from Japan, Dad Mode, and a cute little girl saying cute stuff. IT'S HEARTWARMING.

A THING IAN HASN'T SEEN: Anything, because he has children.

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Dark Knight.

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Episode 30: SMOKING IS COOL

Sun, 26 Oct 2014 14:01:11 GMT

It's another CLASSIC episode of I Haven't Seen That! This week, Whitney and Mark talk about yeti scat, invent a wonderful anthology show about kissing and reminisce about watching Mystery Science Theater with their moms! Plus, a Playboy Party Joke that salutes the pioneering courage of Christine Jorgensen! Just remember, kids - smoking will DEFINITELY kill you!

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Wicker Man (the new one).

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Wicker Man (the old one).

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Episode 29: MILES OF ISLES AND REAPIN' RIZZOLI (with Cathy Fisher)

Sun, 19 Oct 2014 13:59:41 GMT

This week Whitney and Mark are joined by Cathy Fisher, King of the Brine Weekly comedy podcast and number 1 Rizzoli and Isles fan, calling in from her desolate nightmare farmhouse in the middle of a field. We talk about bathing in soup, Rizzoli and Isles, stringy bodies, Rizzoli and Isles, fraternity contamination, Rizzoli and Isles, marimba smooth jazz, and much more Rizzoli and Isles. Rizzoli and Isles. Rizzoli and Isles.

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Rizzoli and Isles.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Rizzoli and Isles.

A THING CATHY HASN'T SEEN: Anything that isn't Rizzoli and Isles

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Episode 28: STILL MORE PLAYBOY'S PARTY JOKES

Sun, 12 Oct 2014 13:58:27 GMT

In possibly our most wide-ranging episode ever, Whitney and Mark get twisted on Jupiter oil and talk about:

Big co-eds
Milton Berle's penis
The apocalypse
Loving animation but hating joy
Michael "Johannes" Fassbender
ASMGaRfield

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Gilmore Girls.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: the inside of the Mars Bar.

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Episode 27: U SORKIN 2 ME? (with Alice Lee)

Sun, 05 Oct 2014 13:55:23 GMT

When Mark is away, the ladies will play! Girlfriend Mode and The Yearbook Office's Alice Lee joins Whitney to make apologies for Aaron Sorkin, hear Whit fail to make apologies for Joss Whedon, and to mutually not apologize at all for just loving. ninjas. so. much.

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The West Wing.

A THING ALICE HASN'T SEEN: I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant.

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Episode 26: TGIIM (Thank God It Isn't Monday) (with Mattie Lubchansky)

Sun, 28 Sep 2014 13:54:13 GMT

This week, joined by cartoonist Mattie Lubchansky, we explore the acoustical properties of construction noise, the gender confusion of Nermal, the worst bagels on earth and how everyone in Coming to America was rich as hell!

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Eight Crazy Nights.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Coming to America.

A THING MATTIE HASN'T SEEN: Naruto.

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Episode 25: TO EXPERIENCE A FANTASTIC DREAMWORLD

Sun, 21 Sep 2014 13:51:49 GMT

Rent this podcast from your local Cracker Barrel because it's running out fast and you don't want to spend the next 300 miles listening to Dean Koontz! This week, Whitney accepts a job running the webmagazine "From a Pyramid Eye," Mark views mortals with longing and skepticism from his dusty sarcophagy, and is Mandy Patinkin the prince of all lies?

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Most other countries.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: American Horror Story: Asylum.

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Episode 24: PROMISE RING DINNER THEATER (with Scott Benson)

Sun, 07 Sep 2014 13:49:58 GMT

Mark is on vacation so it's time for EXCITING SPECIAL GUEST HOST Scott "Illinois Blitz" Bombsfall! I mean, Benson! Scott and Whit talk about marriage, community theatre, turtles, kind of get a little real about atheism at one point (???), and end it all with a great proposal for the future of the Kingdom Hearts series.

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Newsies.

A THING SCOTT HASN'T SEEN: Little Shop of Horrors.

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Episode 23: JUNGIAN GOO

Sun, 31 Aug 2014 22:25:15 GMT

It's NARUTO DAY! Due to high Twitter demand, Whitney explains the plot of all 594 episodes of NARUTO to Mark, who believes he's learning even more about Harry Potter. This leads to a Unified Fictional Universe, Megafauna Gargamel and the proper usage of "Spider Jerusalem" (derogatory nickname).

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: All That

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Anita Blake Books

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Episode 22: I HEART GRACKLES (with Jeffrey Cranor)

Sun, 24 Aug 2014 13:48:23 GMT

Join Whitney, Mark and VERY Special Guest Jeffrey Cranor on an adventure deep into the heart of an owl's esophagus! In this episode, Jeffrey confronts some uncomfortable truths about Norm, Whitney gets into a devastating "wheelbarrow-full-of -doughnuts" crash, and Mark imagines a beautiful world of polyamorous, sexually-adventurous Lockhorns.

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Most of Twin Peaks

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: It

A THING JEFFREY HASN'T SEEN: Salute Your Shorts (subscriber-only bonus)

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Episode 21: FERENGI FEELS (with EK Weaver)

Sun, 17 Aug 2014 22:08:21 GMT

This week on I Haven't Seen That, we are joined by comics artist EK Weaver (@bigbigtruck), who Whitney has known for years and possibly saw, once! Mark gets 300 Mafia XP for cutting the head of a horse, Whitney saves her Moon Pies like the humble ant, and EK imagines Kevin "Stevie Nicks" Smith.

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Love Guru

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Love Guru

A THING EK HASN'T SEEN: The Love Guru

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Episode 20: WERNER HERZOG FOR KOTEX

Mon, 11 Aug 2014 01:19:48 GMT

Technical difficulties abound as Whitn*SSSSSTCHHHHH* loose meat sandwich, while Mark *VVRRRRVVVVVRRRR* Caroline in the City, and also *CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK* tree genitals.

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Gilmore Girls

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Herman's Head.

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Episode 19: HEADCANNNNNON (with Dagny Phillips-Stumberger)

Mon, 04 Aug 2014 01:12:56 GMT

Whitney used to have the best parties, Mark proposes Dark Hermoine and Dagny (@dagnificent) counters with Antiques Roadshow Dutch Baby concessions. PLUS: Hufflepups! The H.R. Giger Memorial Tengu Sex Egg! AND SO MUCH MORE!

A THING DAGNY HASN'T SEEN: Most of Deep Space 9, Most of Carnivale

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The inside of a strip club

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The inside of a hentai mouth

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Episode 18: PINOCCHIO'S ICHOR

Mon, 28 Jul 2014 01:09:58 GMT

Whitney opens her mouth and a frog leaps out, Mark investigates Human Goulash, and everyone's disgusted by watery discharge. PLUS: someone called our answering machine!

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Amazing Live Sea Monkeys

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Night Flight

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Episode 17: ILLINOIS BLITZ 2: PRETTY IN PLUMAGE (with Scott Benson)

Mon, 21 Jul 2014 01:07:00 GMT

In a very special episode of I Haven't Seen That devoted to fighting 1980's orphan illiteracy with Rock, Special Guest Scott Benson (@bombsfall) works in a Giant Eagle, Whitney mourns Charlemagne and Mark needs a special dispensation from the Pope.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Jem and The Holograms.

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Sinbad The Sailor.

A THING SCOTT HASN'T SEEN: The Sinbad the Comedian Animated Series That Never Existed In This Timeline

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Episode 16: HEDONISMBOT LIVES!

Mon, 14 Jul 2014 01:04:03 GMT

DRUGGS! Mark went to Minneapolis, Whitney was in a Coen Brothers movie, and NOBODY here has EVER used illegal drugs. And THAT'S a promise.

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Carnivale, STILL

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Band of Brothers, STILL.

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Episode 15: DONG KING (with Shannon Dapper)

Mon, 07 Jul 2014 01:00:57 GMT

With special guest Shannon Dapper! This week Whitney is beset by adorable, crafty vermin, Shannon doesn't want to see Needleplay!, and Mark only has storms where once there were butterflies.

A THING SHANNON HASN'T SEEN: Band of Brothers

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: ALF The Animated Series

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: fireworks in New York City

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Episode 14: CATMAN SCROTHERS

Mon, 30 Jun 2014 00:40:10 GMT

Mark poops in a hole in the precise way that a cat doesn't, Whitney hates ants and everyone talks EVEN MORE about video games. EXTRA BONUS: A guided meditation about axes and a Ken Burns documentary about sweeps week.

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Skyrim

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Shining.

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Episode 13: THE HEART HARVEST (with Lyn)

Mon, 23 Jun 2014 00:37:19 GMT

Whitney, Mark and Special Guest Lyn (of the dearly-hiatus'd No, You) discuss anime, long-term friendship, trade relations with fantasy worlds and how, exactly, one could murder a group of British schoolchildren without damaging the heart - THE PRECIOUS HEART.

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Mad Men

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Black Butler

A THING LYN HASN'T SEEN: Innerspace.

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Episode 12: LET'S PLAY: ITALIAN BIRD SCISSORS MURDER

Sun, 15 Jun 2014 22:08:28 GMT

It's the gaming episode, where Whitney and Mark crack open a couple of cold bottles of Mountain Dew Code Red and talk about the most xtreme pulse-pounding Stubbled Man simulations out there! Listen as we drop some Real Gamer Science on Sexy Snake Walks, Stone Breasts, and the top ten Tech Tips to take good photographs of ghosts. GAME ON, GAMERS.

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Carnivale

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Supergreatfriend's Let's Play: Deadly Premonition

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Episode 11: THE FANFIC EPISODE (with Paul Starr)

Sun, 08 Jun 2014 21:39:11 GMT

Another spectacular guest episode of "I Haven't Seen That," featuring editor, translator and luminary Paul Starr! Paul, Whitney and Mark discuss Tommy Westphall, the early internet, and fanfiction. Oh, so much fanfiction.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Oh! My Goddess

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: St. Elsewhere

A THING PAUL HASN'T SEEN: The X-Files (mostly)

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Episode 10: KEN BURNS' COLLEGE PRANKS

Sun, 01 Jun 2014 21:28:58 GMT

Whitney saw Jaws, Mark saw DS9, Whitney refuses millions of dollars from an anonymous benefactor, and nobody has seen Twin Peaks.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Fargo

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Penny Dreadful.

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Episode 9: COMMUNIST INCEST SANDWICH (with Ian Reynolds)

Sun, 25 May 2014 21:26:12 GMT

Whitney and Mark are joined by Ian, Whitney's incredible brother, who brings with him a sheet of notes, indicating level of preparedness unmatched in other episodes of the podcast. We talk about Lego Nicholas Cage, The Day After Tomorrow's unburnable oak shelving, and achieving the dream of Kenickie.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Ping-Pong The Movie

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Rome The TV Show

A THING IAN HASN'T SEEN: Lost

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Episode 8: PERFORMANCE ASCOTS

Sun, 18 May 2014 21:23:07 GMT

Whitney and Mark meet each other in real life - where space makes SENSE! - and Hannibal fails to explain orchiectomy while Caroline Dhavernas exceeds Canada Pretty. Also, we discuss Kentucky Route Zero and House of Leaves EXHAUSTIVELY.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: A solid explanation of the concept of this podcast.

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The ruins of the great city of Pompeii.

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Episode 7: A CLOWN BEHIND YOU

Sun, 04 May 2014 19:00:00 GMT

On this week's episode, Mark and Whitney finally admit that they haven't seen ANYTHING. Also, Mark is tired of being attracted to people, Whitney is sick of beer and why do we still have clowns? Seriously. Why do we still have clowns.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Jaws.

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

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Episode 6: THE FETISH EPISODE

Sun, 27 Apr 2014 17:41:53 GMT

Mark and Whitney get weird with an episode about Dune, the perverts of yore and the first time their nerd hearts got broken.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: License to Kill

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Anastasia

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Episode 5: TAYLOR SWIFT BEEF BUDGET

Sun, 20 Apr 2014 16:54:16 GMT

Whitney meets the Amish, Mark inexorably grows older, and everyone mourns Gabriel Garcia Marquez/works on their script for a new Nightmare on Elm Street Movie. Sam? Sammy? Sam?

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Kingdom Hearts

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Thing, still

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Episode 4: BONERY POETRY

Sun, 13 Apr 2014 16:52:42 GMT

In an extra-special episode of I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT recorded on an especially erotic Saturday night, Whitney and Mark discuss literary fiction, landmark navigation, Hulk Hogan interpretive dance and how New York used to be cooler.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Deep Space Nine

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Godfather

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Episode 3: MIAMI SLICE

Mon, 07 Apr 2014 16:51:41 GMT

This week, Mark and Whit experience Technical Difficulties, talk about their gross sludge, workshop their airport podcast, and get trolled in Los Angeles.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Wire

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Wire

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Episode 2: SCOOTIN' FOR LIFE

Sun, 30 Mar 2014 16:50:39 GMT

In the second episode of I Haven't Seen That, @markpopham and @whitneyarner momentarily try to stick to the theme of the podcast before veering off into Segway infrastructure, that guy Gary, and the things you take home from prison.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Cool World

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Living Daylights

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Episode 1: THE THING: PAELLA MADNESS

Sun, 23 Mar 2014 22:00:55 GMT

The inaugural episode of I Haven't Seen That, in which @markpopham and @whitneyarner, two people who mostly make jokes at each other on twitter, have their first ever actual conversation. It goes so well they do it for over an hour.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Avatar: The Last Airbender.

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Thing (or has she?)

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