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Best Cannibal Horror

Tue, 26 Jan 2021 07:45:29 GMT

The team are back to sink their teeth into the best cannibal horrors. Along the way we talk cheeky fingers, faux Italian packages, West end dreams and which of the team save a fortune in wax. Enjoy! Outro music from Sweeney Todd - The motion picture soundtrack from Nonesuch Records, Inc

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Best Comedy Horror - The Results

Tue, 19 Jan 2021 14:18:53 GMT

The team are back with their latest results show. Expect inferno shaming, personal 'gorno' and cake positivity. Enjoy. Outro music by

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Best Comedy Horror

Tue, 12 Jan 2021 08:27:47 GMT

The team are back for their first full episode of the year. Join us as we break out our best Toby-isms, Tyler Labine impersonations and find a new director to make slightly worried. Enjoy! Outro music by Sorcha Richardson from Swim Out Records

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SOHO-HO-HO special

Wed, 06 Jan 2021 09:50:48 GMT

More behind the curve than a Tory government, the team are here to discuss the latest instalment of Sohome. Expect bad Italian accents, non diverse penis representation issues and our take on THAT segment.

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Best Winter Horror - The results

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 08:47:12 GMT

Ho ho ho....what do we have in our sack for you. It's our results episode. Join us as we talk excessive poultry, we give a classic carol a new spin and we find out the danger of discovering plot holes.

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Best Winter Horror

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 13:29:39 GMT

The team are back to discuss their favourite winter horrors. Join us as we talk flirty wolves, irritating carolers, inept policeman and dangerous games of peek-a-boo.

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Best Werewolf - The Results

Tue, 08 Dec 2020 13:46:04 GMT

The team are back with our results show. Join us as we celebrate a whole world of firsts. Our 1st birthday, 1st guest 1* intro, 1st draw and a review of our 1* reviewer that has to be heard to be believed.

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Best Werewolf

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 13:21:01 GMT

New ep alert! We are joined by @scoutthehorizon of @SohoHorrorFest to talk our favourite Werewolves. How Jenny Agutter went from 'railed' to 'nailed', difficult blood stains, alternative superglue usage and elaborate games of mousetrap. Enjoy

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Best remake / reimagining - The Results

Tue, 24 Nov 2020 10:01:25 GMT

The team are back with our latest results episode. Find out Chris' relaxation techniques, Mercer attempts to launch dignitas for cats and Faye will absolutely not rant about the Nightmare on Elm Street remake. Enjoy!

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Best Remake/Re-imagining

Wed, 18 Nov 2020 13:09:43 GMT

After their own recent brush with the paranormal, the team are as terrified as Famke Janssen at a fan signing! That won't stop Chris swooning over Ryan Reynolds, Mercer's ending induced rage or Faye's non stop twilight zone references as they tackle their favourite remakes.

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Best Found Footage - The results

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 13:45:02 GMT

The team are back to reveal the results of the most important vote of the year and without a cheesy Wotsit in sight. We also meet alter ego 'dumpster puppy' and find out which MP BFF Mercer should have.

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Best Found Footage

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 09:21:17 GMT

The team track down their favourite found footage film. Along the way Chris assembles Scotland's newest boy band, we find Mercer's ideal getaway, faye talks drop kicking cast members and we meet our new favourite puppet. Enjoy

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Celluloid Screams - Review Special

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 08:56:33 GMT

The team are back with their review of Celluloid Screams. Along the way they still find time to create the next big sitcom 'Cop-Dog', Bemoan the lack of horticulture in horror and chat about the future of festivals.

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Best Vampire Horror - The Results

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 14:53:22 GMT

The team are back for our latest results show. Along the way we celebrate a birthday, try to help someone woo Tarantino and a 1* review leaves Mercer speechless.

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Best Vampire Horror

Tue, 13 Oct 2020 08:46:44 GMT

The team are back to vamp things up. Expect talk of free advertising, bizarre accents, inappropriate ring tones and the boys fantasising about becoming Mr George Clooney.

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Best festival horror

Tue, 06 Oct 2020 08:33:21 GMT

New ep alert!! The team are back to talk their favourite films from @sheffhorrorfest @SohoHorrorFest and @FrightFest. Find out which film broke Mercer and Faye, which of the team is close to a restraining order, and who is our favourite drunk dinosaur? Enjoy

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Best Psychological Horror -The Results

Wed, 30 Sep 2020 08:05:07 GMT

Fresh from their excitement at obtaining celluloid screams passes, the team bring you our results episode. Expect a Mercer rant, a tenable audition and our 1* review theme gets miserable. Enjoy!

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Best psychological horror w/ Andy Mitton

Tue, 22 Sep 2020 06:31:07 GMT

The team are joined by Andy Mitton to discuss our favourite psychological horror. Expect talk of lovable psychopaths, sex music, mind fucking and why you should never trust a decanter.

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Frightfest special w/Ryan Kruger

Tue, 15 Sep 2020 12:56:41 GMT

The team are here to talk all things Frightfest digital. Expect Mercer crying, obscure Simpson's references and a film the team liked less than 'The astronauts wife'. Unbelievable, we know. We are also delighted to be joined by Ryan Kruger to discuss 'Fried Barry' Enjoy!

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Best horror sequel - The results

Tue, 08 Sep 2020 08:05:41 GMT

The team are back with our results episode. Expect talk of unusual withdrawal techniques, obscene limerick requests and our 1* reviews get grungy. Enjoy!

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Best Horror Sequel

Thu, 03 Sep 2020 09:49:52 GMT

The team are back to discuss best horror sequels. Along the way we discuss poor detective work, create a brand new tv show and reminisce about the time we met Jennifer Rubin. Feel free to complain this episode is not as good as the original ;)

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Best Doll Horror - The Results

Tue, 25 Aug 2020 09:58:13 GMT

The team are back for our results episode. Be warned that this episode contains a whole heap of doll fingering, pink eye catching, spaffing goodness. Plus the best hip hop performance since Marky Mark. Enjoy

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Best 'Doll' horror

Tue, 18 Aug 2020 06:45:30 GMT

The team are back to talk killer dolls. Join us as we discuss spontaneous human explosion, how we have in no way been affected by horror movies, and whatever happened to Katherine Heigl?

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Best 'anthology' - The results

Thu, 06 Aug 2020 08:21:17 GMT

The team return with our slightly delayed results episode. Expect CGI alligators, terrifying real life hauntings and our '1* reviews' jingle goes pop.

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Best 'anthology' horror

Tue, 28 Jul 2020 13:10:26 GMT

The team are back to talk best anthologies. Expect mentions of Joan Collin's dildo, badly dubbed dogs and shedding werewolves.

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Best 'creature' horror w/ Tom Botchii

Tue, 14 Jul 2020 12:51:51 GMT

The team are back to talk all things creepy, crawly and "bitey" Expect talk of phallic monsters, tight holes and Michael Burke. We also welcome director Tom Botchii to talk vindictive rats and his latest film "Artik"

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Pride special

Tue, 07 Jul 2020 10:17:09 GMT

The team discuss their favourite LGBTQIA horror and are joined by Mitch to discuss Soho horror festival's pride edition. Along the way, we talk unsavoury glory holes, fear of attachments and how Tiffany Shepis should not be afraid of Mercer.

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Best 'body horror' - the results

Tue, 30 Jun 2020 13:40:32 GMT

The team are back with their body horror results show. Expect Ill co-hosts, banjos and more accusations of vote rigging and misinformation than a US election.

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Best 'body' horror

Tue, 23 Jun 2020 08:48:54 GMT

The team take a deep breath and wade through bodily fluids to bring you their best 'body' horrors. Expect centipede placement arguments, insect rom-coms and possible opinions on Pol Pot. Come on in, the ooze is lovely.

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Black horror special

Tue, 16 Jun 2020 18:22:43 GMT

A change from the usual format this week as the team discuss some first time views and their favourite black content. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd

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Best 'zombie' The Results

Tue, 09 Jun 2020 06:58:25 GMT

You thought we were done with it but dragging its way back into your feed is our zombie results show. Expect Freudian slips, zombie puns, far too much acapella and Chris' search for the other person who liked 'Life after Beth'

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Best 'zombie' horror

Wed, 03 Jun 2020 14:01:54 GMT

Decaying, deadly and with an insatiable need to feed....but that's enough about Chris. This week the gang talk all things undead. Expect graveyard nudity, Aubrey Plaza-ry and the chat to get a bit heavy but there's a dick gag to even that out. Take care of each other.

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Slashers - The results

Tue, 26 May 2020 12:44:20 GMT

The team have hosed themselves down after the blood and guts of our best slasher episode to bring you our results show. Along the way, we find a must have fashion accessory. We talk disappointing offspring and the death metal scene will never be the same again.

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Best 'slasher' horror

Wed, 20 May 2020 06:41:48 GMT

Blood, guts and full frontal nudity but that's enough about our zoom meetings as the team are back to discuss their favourite slashers. We hack through sex in bushes, erotic socks and find out which of the team would harass a grieving child. Come join us....just ignore the mess.

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Witches - The results

Tue, 12 May 2020 11:34:41 GMT

All 3 of the team are back for our witches results show. Who knew it would only take a global pandemic for Mercer to turn up for one of these? Listen as we Mariah up our 1* reviews, someone shows their hidden beat boxing talent and we show our love for Sohome festival.

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Best 'Witch' horror

Tue, 05 May 2020 06:59:41 GMT

We're back 'witches'. Did you miss us? Joined this week by guest host Mitch Harrod from Soho film festival, we talk New York property prices, dog food and which of our choices gave Chris a headache. As a bonus treat, we also discuss all things Sohome related, well I'll be a son of a 'witch'

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Isolation special

Tue, 24 Mar 2020 10:02:43 GMT

Cabin fever sets in as the team and text guest @watchfiresmitch from @StrongViolentPC bring their horror pick me ups. Be amazed by Tyler Labine impressions. Be aghast by how one of us accidentally insulted Taika Waititi. Most of all, look after yourselves.

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Frightfest Glasgow Special

Tue, 10 Mar 2020 09:55:40 GMT

Joined by Soho Horror Festival programmer Mitch Harrod, 2/3 of the spitgrades team find themselves in the land of haggis and irn bru to discuss the Scottish leg of Frightfest.

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Aliens - The results

Tue, 03 Mar 2020 12:46:45 GMT

With Mercer missing, presumed abducted it falls to Chris and Faye to present the best 'Alien' horror results show. Will Faye be sweet on the new 'candyman' trailer? Will Chris calm down after his 1* review and will anybody show any love for The Astronaut's wife?

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Best Alien horror

Tue, 25 Feb 2020 15:51:25 GMT

The very best extra terrestrial horrors find their way onto the team's radar this week. Expect chat about disappointing rubber, space sleepwear and far too much use of the word 'bangin'. Oh and a film choice so controversial, it threatens to rip the spitgrades family apart. The truth is in here! Link to L’arrivo di Faye https://youtu.be/c8N976UcxPo

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Hauntings - The Results

Tue, 18 Feb 2020 14:11:01 GMT

WoOoOo WoOoOo 2/3 of the spitgrades team have stopped shaking long enough to present our 'haunting' results show. With Mercer last seen bolting to Scotland, presumed scared. Chris and Faye talk accurate 1* reviews, Frightfest and more.

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Best 'Haunting' Horror

Mon, 17 Feb 2020 20:48:21 GMT

The spitgrades team are back and things are getting 'spooky'. Come join us as we talk 90's fads, the problem with Michah (not that one) and we find a glitch in the matrix! As promised here is a link to the brilliant "Kolchak - The Night Stalker" https://youtu.be/mpn4WboU660

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Best viral horror - The results

Tue, 04 Feb 2020 13:28:39 GMT

The team are back for the viral results show. Be amazed by Mercer's geographical knowledge! Gasp at Faye's cheese accusation and can someone please check on Chris! Bring the purell, wont you?

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Best viral horror

Tue, 28 Jan 2020 11:02:05 GMT

Paranoia and suspicious coughs abound as the spitgrades gang tackle their favourite viral horror. Expect talk of suspicious accents, what diseases hot-tubs can't cure and why you shouldn't let a 7 year old walk up the stairs....because it will take the contagious.

As promised here is the link for the excellent 'In Sound, We Live Forever' Written and Directed by the talented Joshua Giuliano.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxQj4PI4kl4

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Home Invasion - The Results

Tue, 21 Jan 2020 09:25:20 GMT

2/3 of the spitgrades gang are here to present the results for best home invasion. Why is Faye turning into a meme? Can Chris make dinosaur names sexy? and where the hell is Mercer? Come join us and find out, won't you?

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Best home invasion horror

Tue, 14 Jan 2020 11:00:21 GMT

Knock knock....kicking in the doors of your podcast play list, the gang are here to talk their favourite home invasion. Join us as Faye gets over dramatic, Mercer eloquently sums up AJ Bowen's career and Chris asks, why can't a home invasion be fun?

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Festive horror - The results

Mon, 06 Jan 2020 09:00:00 GMT

We're back to give you one last Christmas present. It's our festive results extravaganza. Did Faye manage to 'reign - deer' Mercer's lead back in or will Mercer 'sleigh' the competition and why has Chris disappeared with a step ladder and the tinsel when the decorations went up months ago?

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Best festive horror

Mon, 30 Dec 2019 20:00:01 GMT

Ho Ho Ho... Christmas may be over but the gang are here to discuss their favourite festive horrors. Along the way Faye talks "bob" theory, Chris' 7am music taste is revealed and what the hell is Mercer's obsession with sex dolls??

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Favourite Horror - The Results

Tue, 24 Dec 2019 10:02:40 GMT

We presented them, discussed their merits, put them to the public vote and NOW it is time to announce which film got the overall best grade.

Which will be the star film? Who will hang their head in shame as bottom of the class?

Here it is, the moment you have all been waiting for........RESULTS DAY!

Be warned this episode will contain bad language.

Music provided by Anchor.

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Favourite Horror

Tue, 17 Dec 2019 09:16:02 GMT

In our first full episode we decided to give you an insight to our overall favourite horror films and argue the case for why our choice is the best. We each marked the films out of 100 based on 4 areas, Story, Acting, Cinematography and Soundtrack (be warned these marking categories may be quite loose). The final score will be calculated once you, the listener vote for your favourite of the 3.

The films being Represented:

Chris - Poltergeist (1982) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084516/?ref_=tt_urv

Faye - Carrie (1976) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074285/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Mercer - The Haunting (1963) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057129/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_7

All Music used provided by Anchor.FM

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The Introduction Episode

Fri, 06 Dec 2019 20:05:56 GMT

Hi Everyone. In this Episode we give a quick introduction to ourselves, the concept of the show and what films will face the first face off. Please be warned this episode will contain bad language and spoilers. Enjoy and please feel free to provide feedback. The Electric Possums Team!

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