The Innsmouth Rag

Donuts of the Damned: Final Girl

Sat, 23 Aug 2025 00:52:54 GMT

This week, Mike and Jack take a stab at the Final Girl—the horror trope that refuses to die—and sink their teeth into Publix bakery’s most tempting treats. It’s a sugar-coated screamfest where slasher survival meets sticky cinnamon swirls. Whether you're a horror buff or just here for the baked goods, this episode is glazed with insight and sprinkled with chaos.

Music is The Haunted Mansion by Michael Lerm

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The Cabin in the Woods

Wed, 20 Aug 2025 01:28:07 GMT

In this episode, married hosts Jack and Mike step into The Cabin in the Woods to unpack its blend of satire, blood-soaked mayhem, and horror movie meta-commentary. Mike can’t resist fangirling over Joss Whedon’s fingerprints on the script—celebrating the sharp dialogue and clever trope-twisting—while Jack remains ever whitty and amazing.

You missed us, didn't you?

Btw there is totally a ghost in the background of this recording. It's kinda crazy. (its the dogs barking, the mic makes them sound like some creep talking. Or maybe Cell Phone interference. My spectral editing sucks. I'm old. Forgive me.)

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Merry F*cking Christmas - 2023

Sun, 24 Dec 2023 16:43:53 GMT

Mike and Jack binge Holiday Horror movies.

By the way the creepy piano music is "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" by Myuu. You can find them on youtube!

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M3GAN

Sun, 10 Dec 2023 02:18:27 GMT

Mike and Jack talk about M3GAN, Gen Z movies, being old asf... Mike has a senior moment and says people like Eli Roth.

It's always a shit show here.

Music is Haunted Mansion by Michael Lerm

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Pilgrim

Fri, 24 Nov 2023 02:37:43 GMT

We go down the Rabbit... I mean Turkey... that sounds even worse...

We watched a thanksgiving horror movie that didn't involve Eli Roth.

Music is Haunted Mansion by Michael Lerm

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Hell House, LLC.

Sun, 19 Nov 2023 16:26:30 GMT

Jack and Mike fell down a Shudder Movie rabbit hole. We love Shudder, sponsor us. Do you like found footage movies?

Music is Haunted Mansion by Michael Lerm.

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Barbarian

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 20:45:11 GMT

Jack and Mike watch Barbarian on behest of a friend of the show, and are truly horrified.

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The Post Halloween Episode - Zombo's

Sun, 05 Nov 2023 03:00:21 GMT

On this episode we don't even introduce him but we are joined by Carlos, a friend of the show we refer to as Rampage. Talking about Zombies.

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Insidious: The Red Door

Sat, 07 Oct 2023 02:15:59 GMT

Insidious the series is a favorite of the show, does this newest installment live up to the hype? (Or no hype?)

Music is House of Night by Abe

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We Summon The Darkness

Sat, 30 Sep 2023 01:28:13 GMT

We talk about Johnny Knoxville's brief stint in the horror film industry. Also, Mike doesn't know what a horror movie is. Also I don't think he's seen Tucker and Dale vs Evil. Do you like movies about cults?

Music is House of Night by Abe.

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S3 - Evil Dead Rise - Welcome Back

Thu, 21 Sep 2023 13:19:21 GMT

We talk Evil Dead Rise with friend of the show Jay Robbins. Getting back in the swing of things!

Opening music is House of Nightmares by Abe.

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Episode 8 - Merry F**king Christmas

Mon, 26 Dec 2022 16:13:10 GMT

Ya Filthy Animals

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Episode 7 - Deadstream

Sun, 23 Oct 2022 23:01:50 GMT

Jack and Mike stumble across a gem while watching crappy horror movies one Saturday of dying from the plague. You can watch Deadstream on AMC Plus or Shudder.

Music is House of Nightmares by Michael Lerm

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Episode 6 - Fright Night 1985

Mon, 26 Sep 2022 11:00:13 GMT

In this week's episode, we talk about the 1985 classic - Fright Night with guest - Jacob Craig from the OM Podcast. J yells at Mike a little bit too making it super awkward. It's pandemonium.

Music by Michael Lerm

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Episode 5 - Malignant

Mon, 19 Sep 2022 11:00:42 GMT

J and Mike watch James Wan's latest horror flick and talk about it. How does it compare to his hits like Insidious? Question - Do you think the idea was original?

Music by Michael Lerm

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Episode 4 - Train to Busan

Mon, 12 Sep 2022 11:00:15 GMT

Your hosts watch one of the best zombie movies to date and discuss it - Train to Busan. Of course, they rip on each other along the way.

Music is Haunted Mansion by Michael Lerm

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Episode 3 - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Mon, 29 Aug 2022 10:00:52 GMT

Mike and J talk about the 1978 classic - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. Is it even horror?

Music - House of Nightmares by Abe

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Episode 2 - Waxwork

Tue, 23 Aug 2022 02:27:50 GMT

We are talking about the 1988 gem of a horror movie, Waxwork. Tell us, do you think it sucked?

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Episode 1 - Vivarium

Mon, 15 Aug 2022 08:07:49 GMT

Welcome back to Season 2 of the Innsmouth Rag! This week Mike and J explore a very unsettling movie - Vivarium - Starring Jesse Eisenburg. Do you know what Cukoo birds do and did this movie give you more questions than answers? Let us know on Twitter, Insta and email. Join us on discord! https://discord.gg/E5KnXREqZM--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/innsmouthragpc/support

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Bonus Episode Halloween 3 way

Wed, 29 Jun 2022 12:00:47 GMT

This week we have something special for you. We got together with The Innsmouth Rag and the Open Mic'ers podcasts to take on the age old question. Halloween 3 is it good, great or crap. Mike and Jay takes on the defense, Jenn and Jacob the rag. Who won? Well we don't actually know. Thats were you come in. Hit us up let us know what you think.

Meet our guests

https://twitter.com/openmicers

https://instagram.com/openmicerspodcast

https://twitter.com/innsmouthragpc

https://instagram.com/innsmouthragpc

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Episode 15 - The Evil Dead 1&2

Sun, 19 Jun 2022 23:37:31 GMT

Our Season Finale! Mike and Jen talk about The Evil Dead first two installments and some fun fact regarding the masters of Campy Horror, Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi.

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Episode 14 - Insidious 4

Mon, 06 Jun 2022 11:00:25 GMT

Well, we watched a movie and talked about it. Was it a memorable one?

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Episode 13 - Insidious 3

Mon, 30 May 2022 01:55:22 GMT

Mike and Jen watch Insidious 3 - which is a prequel to the first two movies. We discuss how the Insidious franchise has a slow decline once the simplicity is removed.

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Episode 12 - Insidious 2

Mon, 23 May 2022 11:00:36 GMT

Jen and Mike explore the sequel to James Wan's Insidious, lovingly dubbed Insidious 2: The Retcon by Mike. Does this sequel hold up to most and completely bomb or is it actually decent?

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Episode 11 - Insidious

Mon, 16 May 2022 08:42:12 GMT

Mike and Jen talk about one of the simplest horror movies made in our time - Insidious Chapter 1. They also talk about whats coming down the pipe for Innsmouth, Jester's court and shout out some other amazing podcasts out there! Question, do you like ghost stories?

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Episode 10 - Choose or Die

Sun, 01 May 2022 17:52:19 GMT

Mike and Jen explore a highly controversial type of horror - The Netflix-created ones. Listen along as they talk about the show Choose or Die. Will it be what sways you to give Netflix horror movies a chance? Should out to our friends at Open Mic'cers Podcast!

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Episode 9 - From Dusk Til Dawn

Mon, 25 Apr 2022 11:00:52 GMT

Today Mike and Jen are joined by none other than Jacob Craig to talk about Quentin Tarantino's vampire flick, From Dusk Til Dawn and give it an honest rating. Be honest with us, are they zombie/vampire/hybrids? What even was happening here.

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Episode 8 - Ginger Snaps

Mon, 18 Apr 2022 14:40:25 GMT

Mike and Jen talk about a very underrated horror movie, Ginger Snaps. If you're into werewolves, tune into this. Please be warned there is talk of simulated suicide. Also, if you are looking to stream this movie you can find it for free on Tubi and Roku, also Amazon with an IMDB subscription. It cannot be purchased anywhere it seems. TW: Simulated Suicide, lots of gore, animal gore, and abuse.

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Episode 7 - Ghost Ship

Tue, 05 Apr 2022 11:00:00 GMT

Mike and Jen talk about their upcoming ventures while unpacking the not so well-loved movie from 2002, Ghost Ship. Will it sink in their ratings?

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Episode 6 - April Fool's Day

Mon, 28 Mar 2022 11:00:00 GMT

April Fools! Mike and Jen explore a movie of the same name and talk a bit about extending the season, the origins of April Fool's Day, and a whole bunch of other stuff. To watch April Fool's Day catch the movie on Amazon. Check us out on Twitter, Patreon, etc. Do you like Holiday-themed horror episodes?

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Episode 5 - House IV: The Reposession

Mon, 21 Mar 2022 11:00:00 GMT

Mike and Jen explore the final addition to the house series and talk about just how cringe the end of the story was. Totally confusing, totally meh. Stick with us as we finish this terrible movie franchise!

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Episode 4 - House III "The Horror Show"

Mon, 14 Mar 2022 11:00:00 GMT

Mike and Jen talk about the third addition to the House series, this one being dubbed The Horror Show. Is it scary? Listen and find out!

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Episode 3 - House II: The Second Story

Mon, 07 Mar 2022 11:00:00 GMT

Mike and Jen continue onward exploring the House series with number 2. The burning question, is Jesse his own grandpa?

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Episode 2 - House

Sat, 26 Feb 2022 04:55:15 GMT

Mike and Jen delve deep into that classic horror movie from 1986, House. Creepy ghosts? Maggot monsters? Things that go bump in the night? Wagon wheel beds? Is House a ridiculous movie?

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Episode 1 - My Bloody Valentine

Mon, 14 Feb 2022 20:00:00 GMT

Join us this week on none other than Valentine's Day where we talk about the iconic films "My Bloody Valentine".

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