Inside John Patrick Higgins

Sylvia

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 13:16:11 GMT

🎧 From the mind of John Patrick Higgins comes a sentimental and festive tail of heavy drinking and old age for the delight and delectation of the world... 🎧

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Count Backwards

Fri, 18 Sep 2020 22:27:59 GMT

Udo Von Eherhazi, the Count Bachwurst, was a hungry, undead kind of guy - and tonight was date night! But the years of sitting around his flat watching daytime television and waiting for the sun to go down might have taken the edge of off his revenant's fangs...

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No One Remembers the Gatecrasher's Name

Fri, 18 Sep 2020 22:27:26 GMT

Paul Reverb is on a mission. He's 18, he's wearing eye-liner and he's just crashed the party. Sadly for Paul the party never notices: no one remembers the gatecrasher's name.

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Something Borrowed, Something Blue

Fri, 21 Aug 2020 13:56:58 GMT

Jimmy Gemini just wanted to be a funny man. Sadly for Jimmy no one ever laughed, either with him or even at him. Until he found the book. After that everybody laughed. Jimmy slayed them.

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The Bad Ideas Man

Thu, 06 Aug 2020 20:38:43 GMT

Paul Holbrook had failed in life and now all he wanted to do was to drink alone at the bar and to despair. He couldn't even manage that, not once he had come to the attention of The Bad Ideas Man...

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The Pint Of No Return

Thu, 23 Jul 2020 18:10:30 GMT

Paul is in the pub with his two oldest friends. But this is a story of male friendship - the worst kind of friendship - and the evening dissolves into drunkenness, confusion and an intimate encounter with the bar room floor.

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Temp

Thu, 09 Jul 2020 22:33:56 GMT

Pithier Communications is an old, old company and Paul is it's newest employee. Paul has big dreams about the corporate life, so its a shame he is about to understand the true nature of a temporary contract...

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The Narwhal

Thu, 25 Jun 2020 20:36:14 GMT

James Town has a small problem but a bulging bank balance. So when he embarks upon augmentation surgery, against the advice of his doctors, he wants the creme de la creme... the fabled Narwhal procedure. (Contains adult themes, dear listener).

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Cafés Of Desire

Thu, 18 Jun 2020 13:22:42 GMT

Wannabe writer Paul heads to his local cafe looking for inspiration. Instead he ends up babysitting a fellow patron's handbag. It is a job he takes very seriously...

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A Giant Undertaking

Thu, 11 Jun 2020 20:44:35 GMT

The Town Council have a problem: a four hundred foot tall dead giant problem. Luckily, Ted Cavendish, proprietor of a cat-food canning factory, imagines he has the solution...

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Please, Please, Mr Postman

Thu, 04 Jun 2020 21:43:16 GMT

Someone keeps sending Clive parcels in the post. He doesn't know who and he doesn't know why but he does know that the packages are beautifully wrapped. And strangely warm.

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The Rum Barbers

Thu, 28 May 2020 13:45:17 GMT

Brian Spindoe's "Hairodrome" salon is going nowhere fast until his assistant, Steve, brings a book on practical magic to work. And a gingerbread man...

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The Horrible Men

Tue, 19 May 2020 22:20:33 GMT

A modern fable in which a young and horrible man enters the strange world of womankind and discovers the wonders of grooming, lateral thinking and laundry that bends.

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