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			<title>Ep. 3 - Selena Gomez Exposed, Bad TV/Movie Opinions, and more</title>
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			<title><![CDATA[I Need You to See This Ep. 2 - Biden's Avengers, Fake Ryan Seacrest, Sabbath Elevator]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[I Need You to See This Ep. 2 - Biden's Avengers, Fake Ryan Seacrest, Sabbath Elevator]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2020 18:55:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This is episode two of I Need You to See This featuring Julian Stern (and me, of course). This is a podcast just for patrons and for people who subscribe to Julian's newsletter, the Sternal Journal (<a href="https://instagram.us19.list-manage.com/subscribe?u=562d6e908415610233a299fc6&amp;id=6cc9ed8e81" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">subscribe here</a>, it is very interesting, funny, and informative).</p><p>Julian and I are known to DM each other links/videos/pics of things we think are interesting landmarks of our current culture. For example, here are some things we talk about in this episode:</p><p>-<a href="https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1324825534908555264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1324858645314641920%7Ctwgr%5E&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.vanityfair.com%2Fhollywood%2F2020%2F11%2Favengers-endgame-election-2020-video" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">The Avengers Joe Biden video</a> </p><p>-A fake Ryan Seacrest</p><p>-A Me-Too Thriller called Sabbath Elevator, and more</p><p>You can listen in this browser, OR you can listen wherever you listen to podcasts by following these instructions: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/rss/joecabello?auth=39600ec96e9b16e439e3d0601e1531e7">https://www.patreon.com/rss/joecabello?auth=39600ec96e9b16e439e3d0601e1531e7</a></p><p><strong>Copy RSS link</strong></p><p><a href="https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212055866-Subscribe-to-your-Audio-RSS-link-on-the-Patreon-app">https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212055866-Subscribe-to-your-Audio-RSS-link-on-the-Patreon-app</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This is episode two of I Need You to See This featuring Julian Stern (and me, of course). This is a podcast just for patrons and for people who subscribe to Julian's newsletter, the Sternal Journal (<a href="https://instagram.us19.list-manage.com/subscribe?u=562d6e908415610233a299fc6&amp;id=6cc9ed8e81" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">subscribe here</a>, it is very interesting, funny, and informative).</p><p>Julian and I are known to DM each other links/videos/pics of things we think are interesting landmarks of our current culture. For example, here are some things we talk about in this episode:</p><p>-<a href="https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1324825534908555264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1324858645314641920%7Ctwgr%5E&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.vanityfair.com%2Fhollywood%2F2020%2F11%2Favengers-endgame-election-2020-video" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">The Avengers Joe Biden video</a> </p><p>-A fake Ryan Seacrest</p><p>-A Me-Too Thriller called Sabbath Elevator, and more</p><p>You can listen in this browser, OR you can listen wherever you listen to podcasts by following these instructions: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/rss/joecabello?auth=39600ec96e9b16e439e3d0601e1531e7">https://www.patreon.com/rss/joecabello?auth=39600ec96e9b16e439e3d0601e1531e7</a></p><p><strong>Copy RSS link</strong></p><p><a href="https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212055866-Subscribe-to-your-Audio-RSS-link-on-the-Patreon-app">https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212055866-Subscribe-to-your-Audio-RSS-link-on-the-Patreon-app</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Podcast: I Need You to See This EP 1 (ft. Joe Cabello & Julian Stern)]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Podcast: I Need You to See This EP 1 (ft. Joe Cabello & Julian Stern)]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2020 16:38:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This is the inaugural episode of an exclusive podcast for Patrons! It's called I Need You to See This and features me and comedian Julian Stern!</p><p>Julian and I are known to DM each other links/videos/pics of things we think are interesting landmarks of our current culture. For example, here are some things we talk about in this episode:</p><p>-A musician who spent an absurd amount on vinyl posters to promote his music video that has less than 1500 views</p><p>-a rapper who ambushes his Uber passengers with his emotional raps about heartache</p><p>You can listen to it here on this page OR you can listen to it wherever you like to listen to your podcasts:</p><p>Here is the RSS feed link, and below are instructions on how to add this podcast to your feed: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/rss/joecabello?auth=39600ec96e9b16e439e3d0601e1531e7">https://www.patreon.com/rss/joecabello?auth=39600ec96e9b16e439e3d0601e1531e7</a></p><p><strong>Copy RSS link</strong></p><p><a href="https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212055866-Subscribe-to-your-Audio-RSS-link-on-the-Patreon-app">https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212055866-Subscribe-to-your-Audio-RSS-link-on-the-Patreon-app</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This is the inaugural episode of an exclusive podcast for Patrons! It's called I Need You to See This and features me and comedian Julian Stern!</p><p>Julian and I are known to DM each other links/videos/pics of things we think are interesting landmarks of our current culture. For example, here are some things we talk about in this episode:</p><p>-A musician who spent an absurd amount on vinyl posters to promote his music video that has less than 1500 views</p><p>-a rapper who ambushes his Uber passengers with his emotional raps about heartache</p><p>You can listen to it here on this page OR you can listen to it wherever you like to listen to your podcasts:</p><p>Here is the RSS feed link, and below are instructions on how to add this podcast to your feed: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/rss/joecabello?auth=39600ec96e9b16e439e3d0601e1531e7">https://www.patreon.com/rss/joecabello?auth=39600ec96e9b16e439e3d0601e1531e7</a></p><p><strong>Copy RSS link</strong></p><p><a href="https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212055866-Subscribe-to-your-Audio-RSS-link-on-the-Patreon-app">https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212055866-Subscribe-to-your-Audio-RSS-link-on-the-Patreon-app</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ep. 7 - I Almost Lose My Life (YOU CAN'T ALWAYS CHOOSE YOUR HEROES)]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Ep. 7 - I Almost Lose My Life (YOU CAN'T ALWAYS CHOOSE YOUR HEROES)]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2020 15:00:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ep. 6 - My Adventure Begins (YOU CAN'T ALWAYS CHOOSE YOUR HEROES)]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2020 23:30:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ep. 5 - Hosting (YOU CAN'T ALWAYS PICK YOUR HEROES)]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2020 16:00:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ep. 4 - Being an Orphan (YOU CAN'T ALWAYS CHOOSE YOUR HEROES)]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2020 22:30:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ep. 3 - Karate (YOU CAN'T ALWAYS CHOOSE YOUR HEROES)]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Ep. 3 - Karate (YOU CAN'T ALWAYS CHOOSE YOUR HEROES)]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2020 20:22:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ep. 2 - School (YOU CAN'T ALWAYS CHOOSE YOUR HEROES)]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Ep. 2 - School (YOU CAN'T ALWAYS CHOOSE YOUR HEROES)]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2020 01:36:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Episode 2 of You Can't Always Choose Your Heroes, a narrative podcast told from the perspective of Topher Weyland, a TV host, spy, astronaut, and alien sex slave.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ep. 1 - Introduction (YOU CAN'T ALWAYS CHOOSE YOUR HEROES)]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Ep. 1 - Introduction (YOU CAN'T ALWAYS CHOOSE YOUR HEROES)]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2020 01:34:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hello!</p><p>I've decided to release a book I wrote into podcast form. Each episode is a chapter, told from the perspective of Topher Weyland, TV host, spy, astronaut, and alien sex slave. The first two will be up right away. You can listen to them here or through the RSS feed (instructions: <a href="https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212055866-Subscribe-using-my-custom-audio-RSS-link" target="_blank">https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212055866-Subscribe-using-my-custom-audio-RSS-link</a> )</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Interview: Matt Harbert (Sketch comedy)</title>
			<itunes:title>Interview: Matt Harbert (Sketch comedy)</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jan 2020 23:10:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Movie Review: Bombshell</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Dec 2019 16:00:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Transcription:</p><p> </p><p>Bombshell is a dramatized depiction of the sexual harassment allegations against head of Fox News Roger Ailles that ultimately lead to his firing from the company just months before the election of Donald Trump. Stylistically it’s reminiscent of Adam McKay’s Big Short and Vice at times, yet never fully adopts a consistent motif the way McKay’s work does. It sits on bizarre ground where it mixes real footage spliced with the film’s actors, obviously dramatized scenes, and the tiniest dash of surrealism that evokes a feeling that the director was trying to Ape McKay's work but didn’t fully understand why. The often distracting visual storytelling is the least of its issues and not what I want to talk about. It’s biggest issue is its merit to exist in the first place.</p><p>I’m not one to say a movie should not exist full stop. I’m the type of sucker who is happy for any movie to exist for the people it’s made to connect with, even if that's not me. In this context, I’m looking at it as a major release movie, which if nothing else means it demands an audience - a large audience. </p><p>I do think this is a movie that <em>needs </em>to be seen, the same way every office employee <em>needs</em> to watch the sexual harassment video. That doesn't mean it's enjoyable. The core of the movie is powerful. It’s a movie that says something complex about what might be defined as the issue of the decade, harassment and power dynamics, but I fail to grasp who this movie is for. Conservatives aren’t likely to sit through two hours of slams on Fox News and attacks on their very identity. On the other side, liberals aren’t eager to watch their real life villains played as victims turned heroes, no matter what truth the movie is based upon.</p><p>This is a shame because the message is clear. Harassment is not a liberal issue. Harassment is a human issue, and it can find victims in villains, people whose morality can be seen as ambiguous at best. It is still harassment nonetheless. It is still wrong. It also conveys the complicated nature of harassment. That it’s not as simple as there being perpetrators and victims. The crystal clear act of harassment can be obfuscated by murky waters. Sometimes the very roots of the perpetrator and the victim can become tangled and intertwined under the soil of nurturance and ambition, and that abusers can play both the role of angel and devil. Ultimately the movie lands, as we all should, that harassment can’t be wiped clean by good deeds, and it is no less egregious when the other participant appears to be, or is, willing to participate. </p><p>True or false. Helpful or harmful. Pundits at Fox News like Megyn Kelly, Gretchen Carlson, and their ilk, are seen by many to be enemies of democracy and truth, no matter to what degree ou could argue they’ve fought for those two things. The film makes a point to speak to the stain that is being a part of Fox News, but it’s    a stain that can’t help but harm the audience’s connection with the film’s protagonists. They are protagonists a liberal audience will struggle to root for. Not because of any flaws their characters are shown to have in the movie, but the flaws we know them to have as humans in our real lives.</p><p>Yes, it’s an accurate and important look at the perils of fighting harassment, and that in and of itself should be important, but if I can be so extreme, imagine a movie about harassment towards a female officer within the Nazi party in 1930s Germany.  At the end of the day, it’s still another Nazi getting harassed. Down with them all. Is that being unfair to Megyn Kelly and Gretchen Taylor - yes, but I can’t help but imagine its a shared sentiment. That isn’t the mindset we should have, nor is it what the film wants us to have, but it hangs i the film like a stench. </p><p>It’s a story that feels unfinished. It ends on a tone that sways between hopeful and hopeless.The end text card itself states how Ailles was awarded more money than all the victims combined. “It was never about the money,” he tells Rupert Murdoch. Maybe not, but you have the money and the damage has been done. In real life, the villains never really get theirs. Just months after the events of the film, Trump would become president. A small victory shadowed by tremendous defeat. It’s a movie that counts on reality to finish its story, and when has reality ever been as good as the movies?</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Transcription:</p><p> </p><p>Bombshell is a dramatized depiction of the sexual harassment allegations against head of Fox News Roger Ailles that ultimately lead to his firing from the company just months before the election of Donald Trump. Stylistically it’s reminiscent of Adam McKay’s Big Short and Vice at times, yet never fully adopts a consistent motif the way McKay’s work does. It sits on bizarre ground where it mixes real footage spliced with the film’s actors, obviously dramatized scenes, and the tiniest dash of surrealism that evokes a feeling that the director was trying to Ape McKay's work but didn’t fully understand why. The often distracting visual storytelling is the least of its issues and not what I want to talk about. It’s biggest issue is its merit to exist in the first place.</p><p>I’m not one to say a movie should not exist full stop. I’m the type of sucker who is happy for any movie to exist for the people it’s made to connect with, even if that's not me. In this context, I’m looking at it as a major release movie, which if nothing else means it demands an audience - a large audience. </p><p>I do think this is a movie that <em>needs </em>to be seen, the same way every office employee <em>needs</em> to watch the sexual harassment video. That doesn't mean it's enjoyable. The core of the movie is powerful. It’s a movie that says something complex about what might be defined as the issue of the decade, harassment and power dynamics, but I fail to grasp who this movie is for. Conservatives aren’t likely to sit through two hours of slams on Fox News and attacks on their very identity. On the other side, liberals aren’t eager to watch their real life villains played as victims turned heroes, no matter what truth the movie is based upon.</p><p>This is a shame because the message is clear. Harassment is not a liberal issue. Harassment is a human issue, and it can find victims in villains, people whose morality can be seen as ambiguous at best. It is still harassment nonetheless. It is still wrong. It also conveys the complicated nature of harassment. That it’s not as simple as there being perpetrators and victims. The crystal clear act of harassment can be obfuscated by murky waters. Sometimes the very roots of the perpetrator and the victim can become tangled and intertwined under the soil of nurturance and ambition, and that abusers can play both the role of angel and devil. Ultimately the movie lands, as we all should, that harassment can’t be wiped clean by good deeds, and it is no less egregious when the other participant appears to be, or is, willing to participate. </p><p>True or false. Helpful or harmful. Pundits at Fox News like Megyn Kelly, Gretchen Carlson, and their ilk, are seen by many to be enemies of democracy and truth, no matter to what degree ou could argue they’ve fought for those two things. The film makes a point to speak to the stain that is being a part of Fox News, but it’s    a stain that can’t help but harm the audience’s connection with the film’s protagonists. They are protagonists a liberal audience will struggle to root for. Not because of any flaws their characters are shown to have in the movie, but the flaws we know them to have as humans in our real lives.</p><p>Yes, it’s an accurate and important look at the perils of fighting harassment, and that in and of itself should be important, but if I can be so extreme, imagine a movie about harassment towards a female officer within the Nazi party in 1930s Germany.  At the end of the day, it’s still another Nazi getting harassed. Down with them all. Is that being unfair to Megyn Kelly and Gretchen Taylor - yes, but I can’t help but imagine its a shared sentiment. That isn’t the mindset we should have, nor is it what the film wants us to have, but it hangs i the film like a stench. </p><p>It’s a story that feels unfinished. It ends on a tone that sways between hopeful and hopeless.The end text card itself states how Ailles was awarded more money than all the victims combined. “It was never about the money,” he tells Rupert Murdoch. Maybe not, but you have the money and the damage has been done. In real life, the villains never really get theirs. Just months after the events of the film, Trump would become president. A small victory shadowed by tremendous defeat. It’s a movie that counts on reality to finish its story, and when has reality ever been as good as the movies?</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Stars Wars Rise of Skywalker Thoughts</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Dec 2019 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[I put together a short podcast of some of my thought about Rise of Skywalker, as well as Star Wars as a whole. It's a lot more about Star Wars fandom and what the entire series of filmes mean now, more than it is a review of the movie. Let me know what you think about this style of podcast. I'd be happy to do more!<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[I put together a short podcast of some of my thought about Rise of Skywalker, as well as Star Wars as a whole. It's a lot more about Star Wars fandom and what the entire series of filmes mean now, more than it is a review of the movie. Let me know what you think about this style of podcast. I'd be happy to do more!<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Who is Kresnik? IMPROV: Peter Murphy</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Dec 2019 17:01:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Peter Murphy just released a new comedy album titled Notice available on all platforms. He stopped by to talk about some stuff and do some improv. I debut one of my most offensive character ideas!<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Peter Murphy just released a new comedy album titled Notice available on all platforms. He stopped by to talk about some stuff and do some improv. I debut one of my most offensive character ideas!<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Who is Kresnik? Podcast Episode 3 - Shane Hartline (Directing short films)</title>
			<itunes:title>Who is Kresnik? Podcast Episode 3 - Shane Hartline (Directing short films)</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Dec 2019 16:01:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[I spoke with actor, comedian, and director Shane Hartline about directing short films. We also talk about why certain movies this year have failed to connect with audiences and what our favorite movies of the year have been.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[I spoke with actor, comedian, and director Shane Hartline about directing short films. We also talk about why certain movies this year have failed to connect with audiences and what our favorite movies of the year have been.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Who is Kresnik? Podcast Episode 2 - Sasha Feiler (Psychedelics)</title>
			<itunes:title>Who is Kresnik? Podcast Episode 2 - Sasha Feiler (Psychedelics)</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 2019 16:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[I spoke with writer for Robot Chicken, Sasha Feiler, about psychedelics. It's a beautiful conversation about some of our most intense experiences.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[I spoke with writer for Robot Chicken, Sasha Feiler, about psychedelics. It's a beautiful conversation about some of our most intense experiences.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Who is Kresnik? Podcast Episode: Calder Holbrook, VHS Collector</title>
			<itunes:title>Who is Kresnik? Podcast Episode: Calder Holbrook, VHS Collector</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Nov 2019 00:35:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>I spoke with Calder Holbrook, a comedy writer and VHS collector. We talked about why he collects VHS, the culture around VHS collectors, the Nightmare on Elm Street series, female horror protagonists, and more!</p><p>Note: I refer to Nightmare on Elm Street as Friday the 13th several times. Please ignore me lol.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>I spoke with Calder Holbrook, a comedy writer and VHS collector. We talked about why he collects VHS, the culture around VHS collectors, the Nightmare on Elm Street series, female horror protagonists, and more!</p><p>Note: I refer to Nightmare on Elm Street as Friday the 13th several times. Please ignore me lol.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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