A monthly dose of magnificently produced twaddle and guff. May it please the Institute of Podcasts.

Episode 8 is brought to you by GambleTwats, the cabal of opportunistic thieves dedicated to making people cry.

This month, there are some sounds, some voices, and a very, very special guest. But it is different to every other episode, don’t be like that. You’d better put your bloody jumper on. But maybe leave your socks off.

Speakers – a podcast by Kevin Eldon and Martin Bird.

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A monthly dose of magnificently produced twaddle and guff.

Episode 7 is brought to you by Famous Equations R Us, for all your famous equation needs. Too bloody right.

This month, we break things, a French Man with a Guitar makes his existence clear, we break things, Oasis aren’t so mad for it (whatever ‘it’ is), and we break things. Oh, did we mention that we break things?

Speakers – a podcast by Kevin Eldon and Martin Bird.

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A monthly dose of magnificently produced twaddle and guff.

Episode 6 is brought to you by Philp’s Merkins, the merkins that everyone is talking about. Yes, even you.

Roll your trousers up and wade into the only podcast with double act Wave and Particle and their comedy, veteran actor Kenneth Spence and his anecdotes, and the very latest news headlines. Contains laughs that may or may not be theoretically incoherent. Oop, there's one.

Speakers – a podcast by Kevin Eldon and Martin Bird.

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Episode 5 is brought to you by the Sovereign State of Norway.

Do you fancy a laugh? Or maybe a biscuit? Well, you’ve certainly come to the right place. Mind-expanding-DIY-expert Steve Cobham, avid collector Don Sense, and millions of birds are all ready and waiting to speak to you, and you alone. A vast array of laughs and exactly one biscuit await you.

Speakers – a podcast by Kevin Eldon and Martin Bird.

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A monthly dose of magnificently produced twaddle and guff.

Episode 4 is brought to you by My Mum. Not your mum.

We get all-fashion advice from fashionista Dougal Kyle, we get all-American advice from United States Citizen Leon, and we’ll be somewhat rolling in the aisles thanks to comedy duo Bound and Gagged. PLUS! The aural gift of song. PLURAL!

That's it really.

Speakers – a podcast by Kevin Eldon and Martin Bird.

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A monthly dose of magnificently produced twaddle and guff.

Episode 3 is brought to you by Robinson’s Quergs.

We take a trip to the theatre for an acting masterclass, we hear an incredibly insightful interview, we get into a shower with a man, and we get a special gift from Spiritual-Entity George Martin.

They are ready to speak to you and themselves. Ooooh Betty, won’t you listen to them?

Speakers – a podcast by Kevin Eldon and Martin Bird.

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A monthly dose of magnificently produced twaddle and guff.

Episode 2 is brought to you by Lady Michelle Honesty Masks.

Professional orator Winston Churchill makes a hell of a speech, veteran actor Kenneth Spence bangs on a bit, multi-talented polymath Brian Eno presents a never-before-heard-Bowie-song and it’s all here for you, and you alone. Stick a stamp on it and get it posted. Into your ears. Perhaps while you do your weekly shop.

Speakers – a podcast by Kevin Eldon and Martin Bird.

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A monthly dose of magnificently produced twaddle and guff.

Episode 1 is brought to you by Banzaltrait Pies.

No-longer-living Beatles Producer George Martin, United States Citizen Leon, and DIY expert Steve Cobham are all ready and waiting to speak to you, and you alone. Why not invite them in? Go on.

Speakers – a podcast by Kevin Eldon and Martin Bird.

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Would you be interested in hearing words from his brain and also voices from his mouth?

Then stay tuned...

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Speakers – a new podcast by Kevin Eldon and Martin Bird.

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