Kick Offs and Kick Ons

KOKO Gives the Gift of Giving with a Classy Easter ‘No Guest Nonsense’

Tue, 31 Mar 2026 07:00:00 GMT

This week on the KOKO Show we take a philanthropic approach to talking absolute garbage and sprinkling our chaos with just the right amount of rugby. Although we didn't give you a guest this week, we make up for it ten fold with a sublime wrap up of all the rugby that took place in the Pacific, including the Tahs big upset of the in form ACT Shetland Ponies and how the Canes just keep rolling. Plus, we have a little mental health check-in on all the lads, we belatedly celebrate the births of Drew and Swoop and we play a cheeky little game of Never have I ever.

We are well aware this show is simply the 50 minutes attached to the segment that is sweeping the nation, so without fail we serve up a truly centered and holistic version of ‘What’s in Swoop’s Temu Cupboard’. So sit back, relax and let the inane chatter of four has-beens fill the void in your life that has been vacant for so long. Here at KOKO we want to wish you all a happy and safe Easter and may the bunny be bad for your waistlines. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show

02:18 - KOKO Health Check and Weekend wrap up

09:24 - The modern day sporting parent

13:07 - The KOKO Birthday Game

19:59 - Rugby Round Up - BRUMBIES V WARATAHS

27:28 - HURRICANES V REDS

29:57 - FORCE V CHIEFS

34:03 - OTHER SUPER RUGBY SCORES

37:01 - Other Rugby News

41:33 - Never Have I Ever Game

50:09 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard

59:00 - Close of the show

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RETURN OF THE MACK: Our Long Lost Son Returns Live on the KOKO Set

Tue, 24 Mar 2026 07:00:00 GMT

This week on the KOKO Show we are joined live in the studio by our favourite ‘KOKO Confidant’ and Ireland Rugby’s answer for the weird uncle at a family BBQ, it is the one and only Mr Mack Daddy Hansen. With Mack in the studio and wearing pants for the first time the lads get down to business talking about his current injury, the Irish Six Nations campaign, what he is doing back in Aus and his budding relationship with Andy Farrell. This episode is wall to wall laughs as Mack and the boys go for long walks down memory lane, shoot the shit about cracking career moments and then they finish with a little swiping session in a game we like to call ‘Teammate Tinder’.

Plus, we knock the froth off a couple of cold ones and give you a full wrap of the Superb Rugby, giving Slips his flowers for conquering game 203 and most importantly we go deep on all the action from across the weekend in the Pacific. Lastly but certainly not the ‘leastly’, Swoop comes in real hot from a forage around his Temu Cupboard with a few items that will leave you hairless and shocked to your core. So sit back, relax and let the majestic nature of Mack Hansen fill your every nook and cranny, this fella is one of a kind and he stars in the all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

02:50 - The boys open up about what they love rugby

11:41 - Mack’s injury update

15:22 - Ireland’s Six Nations Campaign

18:47 - Mack’s bond with Andy Farrell

23:56 - Mack’s accent and leaving the Brumbies

27:31 - The first time Mack played the Wallabies and how you deal mentally

33:59 - KOKO’s Teammate Tinder

45:22 - Rugby Round Up - BRUMBIES V CHIEFS

49:22 - DRUA V REDS

51:01 - WARATAHS V BLUES

55:04 - OTHER SUPER RESULTS

55:40 - Swopp’s Temu Cupboard

01:08:05 - KOKO’s upcoming bet with Mack

01:09:13 - Close of the Show

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KOKO Goes Loco for the Record Rampaging James ‘Styvo’ Slipper

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 07:00:00 GMT

This week on the KOKO Show we are joined by the man that is about to sit alone atop the mountain as the most capped Super Rugby player ever. That is right this rag tag show has once again landed a white whale and the game of rugby’s ‘Mr Right Now’, James ‘Styvo’ Slipper. This coming weekend slips moves to 203 Super Rugby games and takes out the title, so on the show he humbly talks about all the records he holds, his imminent playing future and he defends some funny stories that we got from his wife Kara. This bloke has changed the game of rugby in Australia for the better and this week on KOKO we give this big backy bastard his flowers and shower him with some much deserved adoration. Plus, we tackle all the action from the Superb Rugby and we proudly crown France the Champions of the Guinness Six Nations, after an ‘all-time’ after the siren execution of those English lads.

However, this week isn't all about the RA RA - we take some time to talk about our weekend activities, we discuss the best proposal stories, we test the boys French speaking skills and of course we dumpster dive right back into Swoop’s Temu cupboard. So sit back, relax and take and intravenous dose of some fucking C’est La Vie. It is time to say “Such Is Life” with an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES

00:00 - Start of the show

01:52 - Weekend reflections

06:15 - RE-KOKO-MENDATIONS

08:30 - Patreon Plug

08:57 - Rugby Round Up Part 1 - DRUA V BRUMBIES

12:39 - REDS V WARATAHS

16:33 - HURRICANES V FORCE

18:47 - Intro James Slipper

20:09 - James Slipper on the Brumbies performance in Fiji

21:03 - Slipper shirt reveal

21:37 - James Slipper on breaking the record this coming weekend

22:20 - James Slipper’s playing future

24:00 - The 2026 Brumbies

26:02 - James on collecting so many records

28:22 - Loosehead Landmarks Game

36:40 - Proposal Stories

38:50 - Rugby Round Up Part 2 - IRELAND V SCOTLAND

40:53 - WALES V ITALY

42:04 - FRANCE V ENGLAND

45:44 - THE FRENCH SPEAKING GAME

51:12 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard

58:16 - Close of the show

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KOKO Flies Solo as the Super Rugby Heats up and the Six Nations Explodes

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 07:00:00 GMT

This week on the KOKO Show we are foraging around the world of rugby as lone rangers lost in a wilderness of psychedelic southern footy and naturally naughty northern Internationals. That is right, we are serving up an extra sloppy no guest nonsense for you, allowing our little island of misfit degenerates to spread their wings and do what they do best, talk absolute rubbish and little bit of rugby.

First up, we get stuck right into all the action of Super Rugby from the weekend that saw the Reds sneak home against the unbeaten Brumbies, the Blues castrate the Crusaders and the Canes show the Tahs who is daddy. Just to name a few, plus we get right into the nitty gritty with the Guinness Six Nations, with Ireland downing the Dragons, the English getting pantsed by the panettone producing Italians and the Scots telling the French where they can escargot! Plus, we break down all the magical machinations heading into the final week of games as the best comp in the world (so they say) goes down to the wire.

Finally, the lads have a little fun around fire as they pick out some famous rugby appendages, they hand out some ‘Re-KOKO-mendations’ for the fans and of course we finish with our very own ‘Titan of Temu’. So sit back, relax and get out your night vision goggles, KOKO is about to go full stealth. It is time for an all new Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

02:29 - Drew talks about a Waratah fan forum

04:25 - Initial chat about the woes of English rugby

07:19 - RE’KOKO’MENDATIONS

13:37 - Patreon plug

14:02 - RUGBY NEWS

22:08 - Rugby Round Up Part 1 - BRUMBIES V REDS

30:45 - HIGHLANDERS V FORCE

32:17 - BLUES V CRUSADERS

33:40 - CHIEFS V MOANA PASIFIKA

33:43 - WARATAHS V HURRICANES

42:41 - Prof’s Pick The Appendage

47:47 - Rugby Round Up Part 2 - ITALY V ENGLAND

50:00 - WALES V IRELAND

52:23 - SCOTLAND V FRANCE

56:01 - Six Nations is coming down to the wire

57:33 - Listener question

01:02:15 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard

01:09:13 - Close of the show

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Carlo Tizzano Brings his Triple Threat Charm to Spice Up the KOKO Show

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 07:00:03 GMT

This week on the show we are joined by the people’s champ and undisputed fan favourite of ye KOKO faithful. He is a man with many masks and some of them wear mouth tape, he speaks his mind and we all know that can be a very interesting place to say the least, please welcome the one and only Mr Carlo Tizzano. With Carlo on the flank the lads get stuck into the Force’s start to the 2026 season, his wild journey throughout the Lions Tour and how he is currently monetizing his unborn child. Then we finish off our little catch up with our neuro know-it-all by playing a very game of True or False where we unpack the trials and tribulations faced by Carlo being the only Italian known to man that is allergic to eggplant.

Plus, we have a deep dive into the week that was in Superb Rugby as we take a look around the grounds, illuminating how the Aussies’ had a weekend to remember in Round 3. To finish our footy-fueled feast we head north to preview a mouth watering round four of the Guinness Six Nations, wetting your whistles with the likes of Ireland v Wales, Italy v England and the big one at Murrayfield Scotland v France. So sit back, relax and light up a fat fucking stogie this episode of KIck Off and Kick Ons will blow smoke rings around the rugby world.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

01:39 - weekend recap

05:14 - Prof’s joke of the week

05:36 - Punch the Monkey Segment

08:40 - Patreon plug and ball giveaway rules

09:59 - The lads dissect the fails in the Olivia Dean social

17:32 - Rugby Round Up Part 1 - MOANA PASIFIKA V FORCE

20:03 - REDS V HIGHLANDERS

23:02 - DRUA V HURRICANES

24:23 - Introduce Carlo Tizzano

25:23 - Carlo and Emma are expecting a baby

28:35 - Carlo’s roommate situation on tour

31:03 - Carlo talks about the Lions Tour

33:59 - Carlo talks about the Force in 2026

37:07 - The Neuro Divergent Brotherhood

39:59 - Missing out on the 30 year Force team

41:32 - Carlo’s dad is his biggest fan

43:31 - True or False Game

53:11 - Rugby Round Up Part 2 - CHIEFS V CRUSADERS

54:06 - BRUMBIES V BLUES

57:47 - ROUND 4 SIX NATIONS PREVIEW/PREDICTIONS

01:01:19 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard

01:08:46 - Close of the show

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Matt Philip Stops by the KOKO Pig Pen and the Boys Discuss the Plight of Punch

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 07:00:00 GMT

This week on the KOKO Show we got down and dirty with the buff, broad and beautiful captain of the NSW Waratahs Mr Matt Philip. With Matt riding comfortably in our side-car of craziness, the lads chat about the Tahs hot start to 2026, his return home to skipper his childhood team and lastly we play a little game of TRUE of FALSE the Matt Philip edition. Plus, the boys get hot and bothered about round two of the Superb Rugby, talking all things oval ball in the Pacific, as well as, a little trip up North to chat Six Nations footy, focussing heavily on French flare and English despair.

Furthermore, Drew this week has been enamoured about the plight of the Japanese monkey Punch and his hardships he has faced after being disowned and bullied in captivity. Thus, we have launched a new segment where the boys illuminate something in their lives that they just can’t let go of, all whilst holding ‘Hope’ the orangutan of comfort. Lastly but certainly not the least, we are back with a couple of juicy segments to round out the ep, Swoop adds a few more items to his Temu cupboard and the lads play a little game called ‘Guess that Salad’. So sit back, relax and think about how shit England is at rugby. If that can’t make you smile then you must be dead inside, but for now it is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show

01:30 - The boys recap their weekends

03:46 - Punch the Monkey Segment

08:07 - Intro Matt Philip

10:01 - Matt on the Waratahs’ start to the season

11:18 - Matt on what it is like playing the Drua

12:12 - Matt on his property portfolio of lego houses

14:01 - Matt on being named captain of the Waratahs

15:13 - Matt Philip TRUE or FALSE

22:25 - Rugby Round Up Part 1 - WARATAHS V DRUA

24:42 - CRUSADERS V BRUMBIES

30:19 - Rumours that Stephen Larkham might be heading to the All Blacks

32:01 - FORCE V BLUES

34:24 - OTHER SUPER RUGBY RESULTS

37:01 - What’s in Swoop’s Temu Cupboard?

43:03 - Rugby Round Up Part 2 - IRELAND V ENGLAND

45:54 - WALES V SCOTLAND

48:59 - FRANCE V ITALY

51:20 - Swoop’s five day fast

53:15 - Guess the Salad game

55:33 - Close of Show

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Charlie Cale Brings His Round 1 Dominance to the KOKO Show’s New Digs

Tue, 17 Feb 2026 07:00:00 GMT

This week on the KOKO Show we are joined by a young gun of Australian Rugby, he is a Sydney 6, Perth 10 and Canberra 11, so please put your mitts together for Mr Charlie Cale. With big Chedsy in tow the lads grill him on the inner workings of the Brumbies’ shower schedule, his nickname and the powerful start in round one of the season. We tackle the light and shade of what it is like being so handsome in Super Rugby and what it is like to forcibly consume lots of Greek salad.

Plus, we have an in depth look at the results from the first week of the Superb Rugby season, breaking down the two big Aussie derbies, as well as the other games from across a wonderful weekend in the Pacific. Moreover, the feast of footy did not stop here as we headed up to our NHLs to break down Scotland’s big win over England, Ireland holding on against the Italian and the French putting the Welsh on toast. Plus, the lads try a few delicacies from our Northern neighbours and Swoop gives the guys some tangy TEMU treats. So sit back, relax and bathe in the beauty that is rugby from all four corners of the globe. Let us the KOKO Show glaze you with all our rugby goodness in an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show

00.32 - The new studio

02:20 - Mad Dog Manifestations

09:20 - RUGBY ROUND UP SEGMENT

09:42 - The retro Super Rugby jerseys were a hit

10:12 - SUPER RUGBY - WARATAHS V REDS

16:24 - FORCE V BRUMBIES

20:17 - Other Results

23:07 - SIX NATIONS PART 1 - IRELAND V ITALY

25:55 - Introduce Charlie Cale

26:57 - Charlie’s relationship with Valentines Day

28:35 - Charlie talks about the Brumbies round 1 match

31:32 - How Charlie started in rugby

32:54 - What are Soapy Showers?

34:15 - Goit at Brumbies training

35:08 - Charlie’s tough 2025

38:25 - True or false with Charlie Cale

42:44 - Charlie on playing the Crusaders in round 2

43:22 - Charlie on first Wallabies camp and being knocked out in club footy

49:19 - Swoop’s airplane question

52:23 - SIX NATIONS PART 2 - SCOTLAND V ENGLAND

55:00 - WALES V FRANCE

57:17 - Six Nations Delicacy Duel

01:01:40 - ‘What’s in Swoop’s Temu Cupboard’

01:07:14 - Close of the show

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The KOKO Show Takes Over WA at the HSBC Perth SVNS

Tue, 10 Feb 2026 07:00:00 GMT

This week on the KOKO Show the lads are over in the Golden West all thanks to Tourism Western Australia, sampling everything that Perth has to offer from its natural beauty, to the food and all its groundbreaking entertainment. In this episode the boys glowingly recount their time at Rottnest Island, their dinner and tour at Gage Roads Brewery, climbing Optus Stadium and all the action from the HSBC SVNS at HBF Park. Plus, the fellas do a full rugby round up as they preview week one of the Super Rugby Pacific with their tips, tricks and everything in between, as well as a full recap of round one in the Guinness Six Nations for all our NHL’s.

In the Second half of the episode brought to you by HSBC we are joined by two legitimate Aussie greats Alicia Lucas and Michael Hooper to talk all things HSBC, SVNS and the Global Rugby Player Foundation. With our two red polo clad legends in tow the KOKO show takes a turn as we delve into the world of life after rugby, Swoop’s Temu addiction and just how excited everyone is about the 2027 Rugby World Cup.

So buckle up your chin straps and remember to slip, slop, slap, slurp and slide; this episode is an absolute scorcher in the wild wild west. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

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The KOKO Show is Back for 2026 at the Rugby World Cup Schedule Reveal in Sydney

Tue, 03 Feb 2026 20:00:00 GMT

We are back for our first episode of the year and there is no better place to launch our new season than from the 2027 Rugby World Cup Schedule Reveal on the beautiful shores of Sydney Harbour. With the formalities all done and dusted, the games all announced and the William Webb Ellis trophy doing its thing around Australia the lads got to sit down with World Rugby Chair and former Wallaby Brett Robinson for a candid chat about the upcoming tournament.

The boys press Brett on his must watch games for the World Cup, the teams that could shock the competition and what he expects from the opening match between the Wallabies and Hong Kong China in Perth. With the World Cup just around the corner in 2027 it is fair to say that rugby hysteria is at fever pitch down under and KOKO can't wait for it to roll around. Plus, the lads get stuck into a little ‘Other Rugby News’ as they chat about Rock Elsom’s Noosa spotting, Razor getting sacked by the All Blacks and the teammate scuffle at the Waratahs. Lastly, the KOKO crew pick their Six Nations teams for 2026, as well as a full slate of tips for round one this weekend. So fear not our weary faithful, the KOKO has returned and we are ready to make 2026 bigger and better than ever. It’s time for season three of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

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KOKO Says Farewell, So Long and See You Next Time to 2025

Tue, 25 Nov 2025 06:30:00 GMT

As Andrea Bocelli once said “it’s time to say goodbye” to 2025 and gear up for a very merry silly season filled with rosé, prawns and a little touch of gout. This year for the KOKO show has been an absolute belter, we opened a new stadium in Hong Kong, we welcomed the British and Irish Lions down under and we delivered 48 rib tickling episodes to the people. This week we are rolling out the OG crew one last time to talk about the slate of international games that happened over the weekend, including the French smash up of the Wallabies, the Boks bouncing Ireland, the AB’s getting it done over Wales and England sneaking past the Argentinians. In what has been a topsy turvy year for rugby in Australia we saw it fit to finish the season with a little health check of the Wallabies, to see if McDreamy, McSteamy and McPeggy can still feel a pulse. With all the footy now in the rear vision mirror that lads decided to reflect on the year that was by presenting to you our loyal fans the second annual screening of the ‘KOKO Awards’ - recognising excellence in the fields of footy, fame and fun stuff. Plus, we are the gift that keeps on giving, as you know we have been shredding for summer all thanks to our partnership with WHOOP and today is the day for our grand reveal. Although not all of us hit our targets (or none of us) there is a glorious mid-show medley of man meat that simply can’t be missed. So, before we sign off one final time for 2025, all of us here at KOKO would love to thank you for your loyal and unwavering support of our silly little show. Please keep fighting the good fight, being kind to one another and please keep your eye on Swoop in the wild. It is time for the season finale of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

04:22 - FRANCE V WALLABIES REVIEW

14:04 - 2025 Wallabies season health check

19:47 - IRELAND V SOUTH AFRICA REVIEW

24:15 - ENGLAND V ARGENTINA REVIEW

25:47 - Tom Curry tunnel incident

26:30 - Ranking the European teams

27:45 - WALES V NEW ZEALAND REVIEW

29:14 - World Rankings check in

31:39 - Patreon plug

33:06 - World Rugby Awards

37:58 - 2027 Rugby World Cup Promo

38:51 - WHOOP FITNESS CHALLENGE REVEAL

47:30 - THE KOKO AWARDS

57:07 - Thank you to our fans

57:47 - The best email ever

59:13 - Close of the show

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The KOKO Show and Ben Donaldson Pair Up to Unpack the Walllabies’ Fall From Grace

Tue, 18 Nov 2025 06:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we are joined in studio by a follically fabulous fly-half, he is a bronzed bombshell from Bondi who should probably be on tour with the Wallabies right now, but what the hell do we know! It is of course the one and only Mr Ben Donaldson. With Benny Boy riding shotgun the lads get candid with their concerns, as they dissect the Wallabies’ record breaking loss to a Mack Hansen powered Irish side in Dublin. The loss to Ireland is one thing for the Wallabies, but the lads appeared to be more shocked by the manner and style in which the Aussies got annihilated in the Emerald Isle. The boys get stuck into a road map of why the Wallabies find themselves in this situation and then they propose some possible ways in which we can right this ship, post the Joe Schmidt era. However, it is not all doom and gloom on the KOKO show as we highlight some of the other games from over the weekend, results that saw England beat the All Blacks in style, Scotland blow a big lead against Argentina and the Springboks beat Italy with only 14 men, AGAIN! As the international year comes to a close, we round the bend with only one week remaining in the Spring Tour and for the Wallabies it is all about leaving a mark against France, drawing a line in the sand that says “the slide stops here”. The KOKO Crew gives you all their predictions heading into round four of the tour, airing a few spicy upsets in the process and telling you who are the dead set locks. To finish the show we step away from the privately educated world of these ra ra raggamuffins to answer a listener question that shows a more human side to the lads - “what is your guilty pleasure no one knows about?’ - let’s just say the answers will knock your cashmere socks off. So sit back, relax, draw yourself a nice long bath and eat a tub of crunchy peanut butter with a spoon. This all new episode of Kick Offs and Kicks Ons is one hell of a therapy session!

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

02:04 - Intro Ben Donaldson

03:07 - Why Ben isn't in the Wallabies

10:07 - KOKO LAVA TAKE - IRELAND V WALLABIES REVIEW

24:15 - ENGLAND V ALL BLACKS REVIEW

31:56 - Prof’s trip to the Kangaroo Valley

32:36 - SCOTLAND V ARGENTINA REVIEW

37:18 - ITALY V SOUTH AFRICA REVIEW

39:13 - Donno is back at the Force in two weeks

40:42 - Drew Shows his World Cup journal to promote Patreon

41:48 - Understanding a player's “WHY?”

44:37 - THE WESTERN FORCE IN 2026

47:15 - Nic White as a coach

49:55 - WHOOP SEGMENT

52:32 - World Rugby Awards voting and predictions

56:36 - WALLABIES V FRANCE PREDICTIONS

58:21 - What is your guilty pleasure? Fan Question

01:03:27 - Close of the show

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KOKO Dissects the State of Wallabies After Italy Kicked Them in the Burratas

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 06:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show the lads were a little down in the dumps and we decided that we wouldn't subject a special guest to our somber footy fuelled pizza-less pity party. Thus, we went for a no guest nonsense episode in the hope that with each other's support, love and no mention of Italian cuisine, we might start to make some sense of the Azurri’s shocking defeat over the Wallabies in Udine. The boys in this ep untie the bondage ropes, unfurl the main-sail and shoot from the hip as they search for answers surrounding the apparent regression of Australian rugby post their historical win over the Boks in South Africa. Questions are raised and theories are presented as to why our glorious gold jersey is dipping back into bad habits and playing an inaccurate brand of footy that screams fatigue and self-doubt. However, KOKO isn't just a one stop shop for doom and gloom, as we touch on all the other results from week two of the Spring Tour, matches that saw the Boks bounce the Frogs, the English defeat Fiji, the Pumas pounce on the Welsh and the All Blacks thumb their noses to the thistles. Plus, we take a look forward to week 3 of the tour, previewing and predicting that some teams (the All Blacks) will continue their roll and where others can bounce back from the depths of defeat (the Wallabies). Finally, the lads really lighten the mood of the show by answering a listener's question to take their minds off the on field action and boy does it ruffle a couple of feathers. So sit back, relax and boycott your local Italian businesses, it is very clear that they are doing better than advertised! Alorra ladies and gentlemen, it is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

02:04 - ITALY V AUSTRALIA REVIEW

08:19 - Why don’t the Wallabies pick their best 23?

11:25 - We look at the world rankings

13:01 - The Wallabies are predictable

19:29 - Wallabies’ injury crisis

20:36 - Best Wallaby performers

23:38 - The Italians were good

26:56 - FRANCE V SOUTH AFRICA REVIEW

31:45 - The guys discuss their favourite herbs

34:03 - SCOTLAND V NEW ZEALAND REVIEW

38:33 - Next week’s games

39:44 - WALES V ARGENTINA REVIEW

40:28 - ENGLAND V FIJI REVIEW

42:00 - Listener Question “What is pissing you off at the moment?”

49:05 - The WHOOP Segment

52:13 - Close of the show

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Ugo Monye Has a Ball on KOKO After England’s Big Win Over the Wallabies

Tue, 04 Nov 2025 06:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show the lads are left to pick up the pieces after watching the Wallabies get put to the sword by a clinical English side over the Weekend. As Australians, there are a few things in life that can completely ruin your day: an increase in petrol prices, a shit coffee, tall poppies and losing to England in absolutely anything. So, being joined on the pod by one of England’s favourite sons Ugo Monye, made the licking of wounds so much harder for the lads as they had to navigate all the salt he was rubbing into them. With Ugo in tow and chipper as hell we broke down the English tidy up at Twickenham, illuminating where the Poms were perfect and why the Aussies couldn't fire a single shot. Ugo also gave us the low down on the English public’s current feelings about their rugby team and who they absolutely hate losing to on the world stage. Plus, we ran our collective footballing IQ’s across all the other international matches that happened over the weekend, results that saw South Africa jump Japan, Scotland make light work of the USA and the All Blacks pull apart the Irish. Finally, the KOKO crew look forward to next weekend as the Wallabies shape up to take on the Italians in Udine, whilst also previewing all the other big international matches on the card. So, to all my fellow Australians, lift up your chins, raise up your voices and say something mean to your local English import. It is time to forget about last weekend’s result, move on to next week’s match and enjoy the soothing sounds of an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

00:54 - Why does losing to England hurt so much?

02:12 - INITIAL ENGLAND V WALLABIES REVIEW

13:25 - Patreon Plug

13:50 - WHOOP Plug

18:02 - IRELAND V NEW ZEALAND REVIEW

23:05 - SCOTLAND V USA / THE FUTURE OF RUGBY IN THE STATES

24:48 - SOUTH AFRICA V JAPAN REVIEW

27:14 - Looking at the week 2 games

28:51 - Introduce Ugo Monye

30:50 - Ugo talks about England’s feelings after the win

32:01 - The English perspective on Australia

34:32 - Ugo’s notable players from the weekend

37:03 - Ugo’s fav Wallabies from the weekend

38:38 - England’s depth at 10

41:07 - Ellis Genge the enforcer

43:29 - Ugo had a bad Guinness on the weekend

44:29 - The resurgence of Borthwick

46:23 - Who do England hate losing to?

49:30 - Ugo’s prediction for FRANCE V SOUTH AFRICA

51:27 - Ugo’s fav players in the world right now

54:09 - Close of the show

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KOKO Says Sayonara to Japan and Previews the Titanic Tussle against England

Tue, 28 Oct 2025 06:30:00 GMT

This week on the KOKO show we bring it back to our roots, delivering to you a no guest nonsense pod that is packed full of smack talk, poking fun at each other's insecurities and butt load of code. To start off the lads unpack the Wallabies’ close call in Tokyo, as Eddie’s Brave Blossoms put up one hell of a fight to try and claim their first ever ‘dub’ against the might of the green and gold. However, our golden gladiators battled the elements and some sloppy execution to claim the win and our panel of pricks picked it apart to identify some work-ons before we take on the might of England. Ladies and gentlemen spring has sprung and autumn has autumned, depending on where you live, but one thing is for certain the world over its time for some tangy touring. With the Wallabies touching down in the Motherland ready to make jellied eels out of these pommy princes, the KOKO lads have put together a full ‘Spring Tour Set Up’, previewing this week's tussle at Twickenham, as well as all the other international clashes this weekend. With hemispheric denomination at stake, emotions will run high as KOKO gets well and truly behind the South to ride these suckers home and prove which semi-circle is the best at playing footy. So get jacked, don your nation's garb and ready your noble steed, because this shit is about to get real up in here and The KOKO Show is a one stop shop for all your Spring Tour silliness. It’s time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

01:05 - Introduce the show

04:12 - The boys talk about their trip to Paris

07:09 - WHOOP Promotional Segment

11:05 - JAPAN V WALLABIES REVIEW

25:53 - KOKO’S Patreon Channel plug

26:57 - Spring Tour Hype

29:24 - ENGLAND V WALLABIES PREVIEW

35:17 - The boys look at the English squad

38:29 - Bernard Foley has bleached his hair

39:24 - Goit talks about the high ball contest v England

41:27 - The boys pick their Wallabies side

44:17 - Score Predictions

45:49 - IRELAND V ALL BLACKS PREVIEW

48:59 - Other international score predictions

49:22 - Other Rugby News

56:11 - Close of the show

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James Slipper Gives KOKO 151 Reasons as to Why He is the Man!

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 06:30:00 GMT

This week on the KOKO Show we recorded a little earlier to ensure we had time to say bon voyage to Drew and Gits before they turned left on QF 1 for a week of “work” / debauchery in the City of Love, Paris. However, before these two departed on their baguette beating adventure, we were joined by the third most capped rugby player of all time, a man that has an upper body like a Canadian Grizzly and legs like Margo Robbie from the Barbie movie, it is of course the Aussie Rugby GOAT Mr James Slipper. In this ep the lads put Slips on the hot seat, delving deep into his 151 cap career, revealing his lung busting pre-game ritual and they show him some love for what has been one of the great slogs of all time. Plus, the boys give him some sage words of advice on what not to do in retirement as this beautiful backy bastard sails seamlessly into his next chapter of life.

Additionally ye KOKO faithful, we give you all the action from the Aussie A demolition job of the Japan XV in Osaka, we cover a plethora of exciting rugby news and lastly, we have another little crack at convincing you that we are actually trying to lose weight in our KOKO fitness challenge, in partnership with Whoop. All this mediocre madness and not a whole more in this week’s brand new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

02:11 - Introduce James Slipper

04:16 - Slips on his retirement

05:36 - Slips’ most enjoyable time playing for Australia

06:41 - Slips on his busted nose

07:54 - Slips on his 150th and 151st games

11:00 - Did Slips think about playing a 5th RWC?

12:25 - Slips is excited about a Brumbies pre-season

13:45 - Slips’ cheeky off pitch routine

15:52 - The boys give Slips retirement advice

18:42 - Slips on how the Wallabies will do on the Spring Tour

19:47 - Slips on Joe Schmidt

21:55 - Quickfire questions with Slips

27:10 - Farewell to Slips

29:03 - KOKO Learnings

31:02 - WHOOP Plug

35:13 - Drew and Goit are heading to Paris

39:54 - JAPAN XV V AUSTRALIA A REVIEW

42:20 - Other Rugby News

49:27 - Drew brings in presents and KOKO upcoming merch

51:48 - Close of the show

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Wallaby Tane Edmed Joins KOKO to Celebrate the Show Reaching 100K Subscribers

Tue, 14 Oct 2025 06:30:43 GMT

his week on The KOKO Show we celebrate our first landmark achievement as a wannabe podcast. In what has been a topsy turvy 22 months, we are now part of the illustrious 100K club and it is all thanks to you the fans that we are fortunate enough to roll this shit out each week and call it a job. So, thank you and please keep supporting us on this journey! To help us celebrate this lofty showbiz achievement we are joined in the studio by one of the best young guns in Australian Rugby, he is the starting flyhalf of our resurgent Wallabies and without question the shows favourite courageous carrot top, it is of course, the one and only Tane Edmed. Merely hours after learning that he would be travelling to Japan and Europe with the Wallabies on the Spring Tour, Tane sat down with the lads to discuss his career thus far, what it is like getting lit up by Joe Schmidt and he explained the mindset of the group as they head off for what will be a cracking end of year tour. It is fair to say that this young firebrand is not just impressive on the pitch but his attitude, work ethic and innate leadership are qualities of a young rugby player that we should be proud to see don the green and gold. Plus, as a fellow Whoop wearer, Tane lets the lads in on a few trade secrets about the data you want to see and the numbers we should try to avoid as we continue to embark on our journey towards fitness immortality all thanks to our dear friends at Whoop.

So sit back, relax and let the future of Australian Rugby get handsy with your soul, because this redheaded renegade will put weekly reiki and a rubdown in the rear vision mirror for good. Now, for another spoon full of sugar to make this week go down a treat, it is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

01:50 - KOKO Celebrates 100K Subscribers

02:15 - Patreon plug

03:51 - Shittest jobs the boys have had

08:27 - Introduce Tane Edmed

11:21 - Other sports Tane played

12:00 - Tane on the spring tour squad

14:52 - Tane’s first start at 10 and the lads debut stories

17:46 - Tane’s time in the NPC in New Zealand

19: 48 - What Tane brought back to Australia from NZ

21:43 - Tane is moving to the Brumbies

22:30 - Tane’s connection to Dan Carter and his questions for Goit

26:24 - The art of 10’s knowing other players roles

29:50 - Getting the keys to the Wallabies 10 role

30:54 - Joe Schmidt’s influence on Tane

34:24 - Harry Wilson as a leader

36:05 - The role of Tane’s dad Steve on his career

27:58 - The Spring Tour Games

42:43 - R360, the boys have their say

47:04 - The World Rankings

47:50 - Carter Gordon’s return

49:21 - KOKO Health Kick brought to you by WHOOP

52:57 - Close of the show

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Nic White Retires for One Final Time on The KOKO Show…We Think!

Tue, 07 Oct 2025 06:30:00 GMT

This week on the KOKO Show the whole gang is finally back together, Drew survived Perth, Goit is tucked away in Canberra and Swoop is done and dusted with his gruelling conference schedule. Plus, the lads are joined this week by the recently retired bow legged bad boy from Scone and one of the greatest Wallabies to ever lace them up, it is of course Mr Nic White. With Whitey in the wings the boys dissect the final round of the RC that saw the mighty Wallabies go down to the AB’s for the 11th time on the trot and the brave Boks claim a nail-bitting win over Los Pumas in London to claim their second title in as many years. In summation, this year’s RC will go down as one of the most competitive of all time and despite the stylish South Africans prevailing as the winners, all four sides will head into their spring tours buoyed with the knowledge they can beat anyone on their day. With the rugby on home soil all wrapped up for 2025, the lads turned their attention to Nic White’s career, giving the little maestro his flowers in celebration of everything he has done for rugby in Australia and they discuss what his plans are for the not too distant future.

Finally, we finish the episode having a little look at the Waratahs’ big win over the Western Force in the Super Rugby AUS final, we have a deep dive into the world of R360 and to wrap it all up we share our fitness challenge progress as the silly season approaches all thanks to our dear friends at WHOOP. So sit back, relax and check your resting heart rate, because that SOB is about to go through the roof with an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show

02:48 - Welcome back Swoop

04:10 - KOKO Learnings

06:11 - Nic White joins the show

10:40 - Nic on what it is like in the coaches box

14:11 -Nic has officially retired

17:36 - Nic White’s greatest highlights

19:39 - Nic White’s hardest moments

21:22 - Nic White’s three best teammates

23:53 - Nic White’s take on Australian Rugby right now

27:13 - The Wallabies taking the next step

28:52 - WALLABIES V ALL BLACKS REVIEW

33:53 - Nic White’s impending surgery

35:49 - Nic White’s life after footy

36:40 - Nic White’s Outro

39:45 - WALLABIES V ALL BLACKS REVIEW PT 2

47:21 - ARGENTINA V SOUTH AFRICA REVIEW

53:16 - WARATAHS V FORCE REVIEW

55:42 - Boys talk R360

59:03 - KOKO FITNESS CHALLENGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY WHOOP

01:02:34 - Close of the show

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KOKO is Back to Talk TRC Round 5 and it Feels so Damn (Tom) Wright

Tue, 30 Sep 2025 07:30:00 GMT

This week on the KOKO Show we are back bigger, better and more bodacious after a much needed week off. The lads have rested their weary bodies and sharpened their footy minds in order to tackle this week's double dose of RC magic and to celebrate Mr Giteau's 43rd Birthday in style. On the show we went cover to cover on the Wallabies’ narrow loss to the All blacks at Eden Park, extending their unbeaten streak at the ‘Garden’ to 52 wins on the trot and we have a seriously deep gander at the weird and wacky result out of Durban that saw the Springboks slap the rumps of the Pumas to the tune of 67-30. Plus, the KOKO lads are joined by the Eastern Suburbs eshay and Canberra’s clippered up king Mr Tom Wright, to chat about how his ACL recovery is going, when we can expect him back on the pitch and what it was like to see James Slipper play his 150th Test Match over the weekend.

With the boys getting older and the beers flowing more freely we checked back in on our KOKO Fitness Challenge to see how the lads are progressing or regressing in their goal to reach that ever elusive 10% body fat. However, thanks to our new friends at WHOOP the boys can track their journey and see in what areas they are excelling and where they need to lower the shoulders and partake in a couple of tough carries. Finally, we took some time to celebrate the mighty English Red Roses on their incredible World Cup win at Twickenham, as they took down those crazy Canadians 33-13 in some serious style. Congratulations Girls! So sit back, relax and get ready for a refreshed dose of debauchery, the boys are back with juice in the tank and love in their hearts to give you an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

02:44 - Matt Giteau gets delivered a birthday cake

05:15 - KOKO Learnings

09:15 - KOKO Weight Loss Challenge brought to you by WHOOP

14:19 - ALL BLACKS V WALLABIES REVIEW

24:14 - Patreon shout out

26:01 - Introduce Tom Wright

27:09 - Tom Wright’s recovery

27:52 - James Slippers 150th Cap

29:00 - Tom Wright on Jorgo’s work at fullback

29:52 - The art of contested kicking

33:22 - Tom Wright on Ryan Lonergan’s debut

34:52 - Tom Wright on Billy Pollard

36:34 - Nic White is back in the squad

40:11 - Tom Wright's end of the year plans

42:58 - The KOKO Quiz

50:21 - SOUTH AFRICA V ARGENTINA REVIEW

54:56 - SUPER RUGBY AUS SCORES

56:16 - Congratulations to the English Red Roses on the RWC win

57:34 - Other Rugby News

58:48 - Close of the show

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The KOKO Show Minus Sicky Swoop Penalises The RC for Being too Tangy and too Tight

Tue, 16 Sep 2025 07:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we unshackled our chains, cut the bow lines loose and unloaded the dead weight, that is right Swoop is sick and there isn't a bloody guest within cooee of our glorious studio. Our thoughts and prayers were dispensed to a sick little boy on the couch called Swoop, whether it is the spring time sniffles, his hayfever ramping up or two cracking nights on the lash, a sick little puppy is a sick little puppy. Despite being down one of our valuable foot soldiers, Matt Giteau, Drew Mitchell and The Prof really stepped up to the plate and took some ‘big ole’ swings at analysing this topsy turvy, curly wurly and herky jerky RC competition. The lads cast their educated eyes over all the ra ra action from across the weekend, shedding light on how the Wallabies were a pack of naughty boys against the Pumas in Sydney and how the All Blacks got slapped silly in record setting style by the surging Springboks. Moreover, the boys armed with their footy IQ’s and a belly full of beer threw the proverbial leg over all the possible RC machinations in the hope of finding some clarity in this Even Steven season.

Plus, we say farewell to the valiant Wallaroos from the 2025 Rugby World Cup, applauding their efforts and achievements in reaching the quarter-finals and showcasing the progress women's rugby has seen both on the pitch and in the stands. Congratulations girls, we couldn't be more proud! Finally, our Swoopless trio of heroes had a little look at the Super Rugby AUS matches from the weekend, expressing their highlights and low lights from the two matches that showcased the next generation of Aussie stars. It is clear due to the mercury rising that spring is springing and souls are singing for some of that rock hard Aussie vitamin D. So kick off your well oiled Chelsea boots and slide on those Positano purchased driving loafers, it is time for an all new episode of Kick Off and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

00:36 - The boys are missing Swoop

01:19 - Intro to the show

03:56 - KOKO learnings

16:02 - WALLABIES V LOS PUMAS REVIEW

24:31 - Refereeing discussion

29:37 - Should the Wallabies start their bench players?

32:57 - ALL BLACKS V SPRINGBOKS REVIEW

39:53 - PREDICTIONS FOR THE RC

41:25 - The lads chat Super Rugby AUS

47:09 - The boys try to facetime Swoop

47:53 - The KOKO Quiz

53:05 - The Wallaroos’ World Cup Campaign

57:19 - Semi-Final predictions

01:00:28 - Other Rugby News

01:03:27 - KOKO is looking to use Patreon

01:05:30 - Close of the show

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Will Skelton Gives KOKO a Big Bled Scoop! Plus, Two of the Best Wallaroos Join us from England

Tue, 09 Sep 2025 07:30:00 GMT

This week on the KOKO Show we are joined by three whopping guests, that is right we are bringing you a smorgasbord of footy talent that can only be found on a podcast hosted by three Wallabies has-beens and one footy wannabe. With the RC completing its third lap around the sun the boys are joined by everyone's favourite moustachioed mountain big Willy Skelton to chat about the Wallabies massive comeback against Los Pumas, as well as the Boks coming up short at Eden Park against the All Blacks. Plus, big Willy gives us an exclusive scoop as to whether or not this large lump of loveable energy is available for selection when the Bledisloe Cup comes around. As the RC hits its midway point the results have never been closer and the stakes have never been higher, thus the KOKO lads unpack all the machinations that could possibly unfold in what is shaping up to be a magical final three matches.

Plus, we are joined all the way from Brighton by two of the best Wallaroos that have ever laced them up. Both of these ladies are part of the fantastically fabulous 40 Cap club and they are both playing in their third World Cup, so please welcome the formidable pairing of Ashley Marsters and Trilleen Pomare. As the Wallaroos head into their Quarter-Final match-up against the clinical Canadians the girls shed some light on what it will take to beat the 2nd best team in the world and progress even further into the tournament. Plus, Ash and Trill have a little bone to pick with the Royal Family as a certain majesty had a little more time for the rampant Roses compared to our wonderful Wallaroos. With that all being said, it is time to practice your bow and work on your curtsey, as we serve up a new King sized episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

05:29 - Fathers Day and KOKO Learnings

13:36 - WALLABIES V ARGENTINA REVIEW

21:28 - Introduce Will Skelton

24:50 - Will’s take on the Wallabies win

26:01 - What it was like for Will to watch and not play

28:33 - Will on Harry Wilson's leadership

30:40 - Will on Len Ikitau

32:20 - Will on the shape variation shown by the Wallabies

34:46 - Will on signing his contract too early

35:30 - Will on returning for the Bledisloe Cup

37:40 - Will’s niggle in the Lions Series and the Sydney lightning delay

40:39 - Will’s biggest learning from playing overseas

43:34 - Farewell to Will Skelton

45:17 - Welcome Ash Marsters and Trilleen Pomare

48:01 - The Wallaroos didn't get to meet Princess Kate

49:39 - The girls talk about the attitude in camp heading into the QF’s

50:34 - Learnings from the England game that can be used against Canada

52:00 - How is this World Cup different from the others you have played?

53:02 - How can you guys beat Canada?

53:50 - What is Ash Marsters fav position on the pitch?

54:40 - The girls chat about Brighton

56:08 - Farewell to the Wallaroos

58:17 - ALL BLACKS V SPRINGBOKS REVIEW

01:05:31 - No TRC in 2026

01:07:54 - Budgy Smuggler and KOKO Merch plug

01:09:34 - Close of the show

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KOKO Previews Round 3 of ‘The RC’ and Wallaroo Michaela Leonard joins us from York!

Tue, 02 Sep 2025 07:30:00 GMT

This week on the KOKO Show the lads get down and dirty with their ‘ra ra’ previews this week, as they wine, dine and come off the pine for the upcoming third round of The ‘RC’. With all four nations sitting on one win each, this year’s ‘RC’ is as tight as a mouse’s waistcoat and it is anyone's for the taking. Thus, to summarize the upcoming weekend of footy frivolities, the Wallabies are in their “Building phase” and taking on Los Pumas who are in their “Record Breaking Phase”. Whilst those crafty Springboks are in their “no longer world number 1 phase” and are hoping to break an 88-year hoodoo at Eden Park against the All Blacks who are in their “our local community hates us again” phase, so as the classics say, rugby will be the real winner. Moreover, the fellas once again set alight their competitive spirits as they ‘mano a mano a mano’ in an Argentinian flavoured KOKO Quiz.

Plus, we are joined by Wallaroos enforcer, lineout specialist, veterinary physio and most importantly the latest member to join the 40 cap club, the one and only Vi-queen Michaela Leonard. The lads with Michaela in tow unpacked all the happenings from the Women’s RWC in England, focussing on the Wallaroos’ draw with the USA and what the girls have to do against England to clinch that last finals spot. With the whole nation at their backs the Wallaroos have highlighted that a fast start, brutal defence and quietening the crowd is the secret sauce needed to take down the world number one English Roses on their own turf. So rise up Australia and get behind the Wallaroos as they fight for the final spot in the quarter-finals this weekend. So, sit back, relax, kick off your pristine RM’s and take a double dose of your gout medicine, this episode is going to be as fun as 4am finish at your favourite watering hole. It’s time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

02:51 - KOKO learnings

11:11 - KOKO’s Body Fat Challenge

17:24 - Rugby Round Up Segment

18:13 - WALLABIES V ARGENTINA PREVIEW

34:20 - WALLABIES V ARGENTINA PREDICTIONS

36:08 - ALL BLACKS V SPRINGBOKS PREVIEW

42:02 - ALL BLACKS V SPRINGBOKS PREDICTIONS

44:52 - KOKO QUIZ

49:29 - Introduce Michaela Leonard

50:55 - The boys ask about being a Vet Physio

53:05 - Michaela on the draw with the USA

55:05 - Michaela on how the squad has grown

56:21 - Michaela on Caitlyn Halse’s performances

57:29 - What can we expect from England?

59:14 - Things to do in York

01:00:47 - The importance of defence against England

01:01:35 - How can the Wallaroos make the quarters?

01:03:44- The boys tell Michaela how to beat England

01:06:26 - BENCH, START AND DROP

01:09:46 - AUSSIE CLUB RUGBY RESULTS

01:13:21 - Shane Christie tribute

01:14:34 - Budgy Smuggler Pjs

01:15:11 - Close of the show

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Castrogiovanni and Lori Cramer Join KOKO to Chat World Cup Wins and a Topsy Turvy TRC

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 07:30:00 GMT

This week on the KOKO Show we deliver you some serious double trouble in the guest department, as we are joined by Italian Centurion Martin Castrogiovanni live in the studio and all the way from Manchester the Wallaroos swiss army knife Lori Cramer gets up early to talk some shop. The big, bold and extremely beautiful Castrogiovanni shakes off the effects of ‘Fiji Time’ to join the lads live on set and chat about the Boks bouncing back in Cape Town over the Wallabies and how the ‘Win’ Pumas created history knocking off the All Blacks for the first time on home soil. However, when Castro is in your presence it isn’t all fun filled frivolities about footy, this former tight headed loose unit has had a colourful career, filled with funny yarns, huge fines and kick ass parties. So get ready to laugh your finest Italian Merino socks off, because this larger than life long haired larikin really blows the bloody doors off.

Plus, all the way from sunny old ‘Mancs’ Lori Cramer jumps online to discuss the Wallaroos’ smash up job of Samoa in match one of the RWC, as well as how the girls are shaping up to take on the foe adorned in stars and stripes, the USA in match two. She opens up about what life is like in camp, the pressures surrounding a good World Cup run, as well as admitting to the fact that she might actually be the Drew Mitchell of the Wallaroos squad. So ladies and gentlemen, sit back, relax and enjoy the KOKO ride, because this old chestnut takes some tangy twists and turns. It is time for an all new ep of Kicks Off and Kicks Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

02:36 - Intro Martin Castrogiovanni

05:42 - KOKO Learnings

11:44 - SPRINGBOKS V WALLABIES REVIEW

20:08 - ARGENTINA V ALL BLACKS REVIEW

25:20 - What does Castro do for work?

26:15 - Castro’s time in Toulon

28:21 - Memories of playing for Italy v the Wallabies

30:00 - Castro’s start in rugby union

33:01 - Castro’s run in with Richard Cockerill / the press conference

37:47 - Castro’s visits to the match tribunal

38:58 - Castro getting sacked by Racing 92

45:27 - Castro’s rugby camps

48:19 - Castro’s Toulon teammates

51:16 - Troubles in Toulon

52:42 - The KOKO Quiz

58:56 - The Lori Cramer interview

01:13:57 - Shute Shield Final Preview

01:15:41 - Budgy Smuggler Promo

01:16:43 - Close of the show

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The Wallabies Break a 62 Year Drought and KOKO lets Shimmy Hear all About It!

Tue, 19 Aug 2025 07:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we have two very special guests that top and tail this groundbreaking episode. To start off, the lads are joined by one of the most prominent voices in South African rugby, a man that has played 9 tests for the Springboks and from all reports he does his best work at altitude, it is of course Mr Hanyani ‘Shimmy’ Shimange. Whilst Shimmy was stuffing his face with humble pie, the lads discussed the Wallabies’ historic win at Ellis Park over the World Champion Springboks, breaking down how it happened from 22-5 down and where it all went wrong for the shell-shocked home side. The boys looked at individual moments, plays and performances that shaped this drought breaking win, whilst also looking forward to this week’s match in Cape Town and what we can expect to see from this wounded Springboks side. Plus, when all the gloating and yahooing quietened down we eventually moved on to cover the other TRC result from the weekend, which saw the mighty All Blacks server up some seriously fast footy to take down Los Pumas 41-24 in Cordoba. With week one of the TRC in the books, it is fair to say this Wallabies team has shocked the rugby world, but here at KOKO we told you this ‘Schmidt’ was going to happen.

To continue this groundbreaking piece of podcasting history we are joined by Wallaroos enforcer and metre eating sensation Bree-Anna Browne. She joined us from the Wallaroos’ World Cup camp in Manchester to spill all the tea on what their tournament prep is looking like and how training is going before game one against Samoa. The KOKO Show along with Australia are throwing all their love and support behind the ‘Gals in Gold’ and here is hoping they shake things up at RWC2025. So sit back, relax and adorn those beautiful faces with pore clogging face paint, this week we are eating, drinking and sleeping all things green and gold. In conclusion we just want to say “stand up Australia” it is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

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TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

02:00 - Initial reactions to the Wallabies win

03:18 - Introduce Shimmy

04:57 - The reaction in South Africa

06:39 - South African changes for game 2

08:12 - South African fans in shock

10:12- How do South Africa nullify McReight

11:57 - What went wrong in the second half?

14:05 - What did Rassie say after the game?

16:34 - the struggles of playing at altitude

18:30 - Cocky SA fans at half time

21:50 - Siya Kolisi’s injury and the world rankings

23:33 - Farewell to Shimmy

24:56 - Best spots in Cape Town

26:27 - SOUTH AFRICA V WALLABIES KOKO REVIEW

35:00 - ARGENTINA V ALL BLACKS KOKO REVIEW

40:45 - The KOKO Quiz

45:56 - The Bree-Anna Browne Wallaroos interview

48:11 - Wallaroos team bonding

50:00 - Prepping for match 1 against Samoa

52:37 - Wallaroos players to watch out for in England

56:39 - Bench, Start and Drop

01:01:14 - Merch Update Budgy Smuggler PJs out now

01:02:47 - Goit’s gripes with parents at Saturday sport

01:04:38 - Close of the show

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Matt Burke Brings an Air of Excellence to a Hall of Fame KOKO Show

Tue, 12 Aug 2025 07:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show the lads are joined by the newest inductee into the World Rugby Hall of Fame, a man that has played over 80 games for the Wallabies, has won a Lions Series and has lifted ‘Bill’ above his beautifully sculpted head. He is one the best Aussies to ever do it, so please welcome Mr 172…Matt Burke. With the Lions Tour well and truly in the rear vision mirror the lads with Burkey’s help are turning their attention to the TRC, which is kicking off this weekend with the Wallabies taking on the Springboks and the Pumas hosting the All Blacks. We have always said that the TRC is the south’s version of the Six Nations, just with bigger players and better footy…jokes of course. Thus, the fellas set out to give you a full preview of this upcoming succulent feast of fast paced rugby, with squads, tips and smoking hot talking points. The boys also get around to addressing some of the news sweeping the Rugby Union landscape this week, but none bigger than Australia’s own Matt Burke getting himself a funny little hat, a cancelled trip to Monaco and having his Hall of Fame presentation in torrential rain at Homebush. Thanks to our dear friends at Budgy Smuggler you will notice the boys are draped in the finest Wallabies pyjamas and looking the part on a set overlooking the Sydney Harbour Bridge, but fear not our fearless fans we might be in a new location but we guarantee the same old shit. So sit back, relax and pour yourself a crisp white from the Napa Valley, it’s time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

01:33 - How did Burkey recover after the Lions Series

07:14 - Budgy Smugglers Wallabies Pyjama plug

08:27 - KOKO Learnings

14:48 - The boys talking about playing in South Africa

16:56 - Burkey on joining the World Rugby Hall of Fame

24:00 - Burkey’s take on the Wallabies during the Lions Series

27:53 - The Death of the Giteau Law

35:10 - SPRINGBOKS V WALLABIES PREVIEW

44:02 - The influence of the Springbok style of rugby

48:25 - Swoop’s hot tips for a night out in Johannesburg

50:09 - The great experiences when touring in South Africa

53:26 - ARGENTINA V ALL BLACKS PREVIEW

55:02 - Stories about playing in Argentina

57:02 - Other Rugby News

01:00:47 - The KOKO Quiz

01:06:10 - Budgy Smugglers Wallabies Pyjama plug

01:07:26 - Close of the show

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The KOKO Crew Wrap Up the Lions Series by Celebrating a Wallabies Win

Tue, 05 Aug 2025 07:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show the lad’s souls are bent but most certainly not broken. After eight weeks of touring alongside the Lions, KOKO has returned home to bind their wounds and rebuild for what is going to be an exciting Rugby Championship. Thanks to our dear friends at Guinness we break down Test Match three in our ‘Perfect Pour’ segment and the lads celebrate the fact that this young Australian team are building to something special with a home World Cup on the horizon in 2027. The fellas looked in every nook and cranny from Saturday night's game and they have determined that the Lions are worthy winners of the 2025 series, however, they opened up both barrels on all the pundits that claimed it wouldn't be worth touring to Australia and that Wallabies are not worthy foe… How do you like us now? So as we put a tidy little bow on this record breaking series, bathe in Wallabies glory and get a new script for Doxycycline from our GPs, the lads turn their attention to the TRC and how this young Aussie side will go against the other Southern Hemisphere juggernauts in only a matter of weeks. So sit back, relax and wave goodbye to the sea of red, congratulations on the series win but please politely leave this country that you sent us to and don't come back for another 12 or so years… only kidding. Sorry we got carried away. It is now time for a buoyant and happy episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

03:24 - Prof’s David v Goliath debate

04:54 - KOKO Learnings

11:08 - WALLABIES V LIONS TEST MATCH 3 REVIEW

16:19 - Guinness Perfect Pour Segment

22:23 - Prof’s Sexy Stats brought to you by Active Ops

28:20 - KOKO Lions Series Awards

35:40 - KOKO Lads Tour Highlights

40:58 - Looking forward to the TRC

41:52 - WALLAROOS V WALES REVIEW AND WC SQUAD

43:38 - Merch Update

44:46 - Sponsor shoutouts

46:07 - The lads sum up the Lions Series

49:30 - Socials and website

49:49 - Thanking the crew

50:44 - Sydney Carnage Package

01:02:34 - Close of the show

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George Gregan Stops by to Lift KOKO’s Spirits after the MCG Madness

Tue, 29 Jul 2025 07:30:00 GMT

This week on the KOKO Show the lads try and pick up the pieces after experiencing what was an emotional weekend for Aussie rugby fans in Melbourne. If you have been living under a rock, the Wallabies were pipped at the post on Saturday by a resurgent Lions team that claimed a big series win 2-0 at the MCG. Despite being heartbroken and frustrated with the result the KOKO lads paint on a pretty smile and give you a full review of what happened at the ‘G’ in Guinness’ ‘Perfect Pour’ segment and they reiterate just how important it is for the Wallabies to pick themselves up, dust themselves off and show up big in Sydney.

The lads are joined by one of the greatest to ever do it in George Gregan and they discuss how the series might be done but the ability to keep writing this resurgent Aussie rugby narrative is well and truly still on track. With George’s rugby mind overflowing with brilliance the KOKO Crew dive deep into the psyche of a champion to see where he believes Aussie rugby is at and where it needs to go. So, sit back, relax and tip your cap to the Lions, they deserve our respect. It is time for an all new yet slightly sorrowful episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

03:09 - KOKO Learnings

09:42 - WALLABIES V LIONS GAME 2 REVIEW

24:28 - Guinness Perfect Pour Segment

29:12 - Guinness Sydney Live Show plug

29:28 - KOKO welcomes George Gregan

32:48 - Greegs’ take on Test Match 2

34:00 - If Greegs was captain what would he have said at halftime?

35:46 - Greegs’ take on the Gordon and Lynagh combo

37:05 - Greegs on why he wont lace the boots up again

40:07 - Drew talking about how Greegs used to say wingers shouldn’t go into touch

41:20 - Greegs on where Aussie rugby is at right now

46:13 - Greegs on how good this Lions team is

47:58 - Greegs on that decision

50:09 - Greegs on John Eales as a captain

54:03 - The boys on what they learnt from George

01:01:02 - BENCH, START AND DROP

01:05:52 - Sexy Stats brought to you by Active Ops

01:08:34 - TAB Segment

01:11:09 - MJ Bale ticket plug

01:11:02 - WALLAROOS V WALES

01:11:55 - MERCH PLUG

01:14:15 - KOKO Melbourne carnage package

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KOKO Match Review: Lions Clinch the Series in an Epic Finish at the MCG

Sat, 26 Jul 2025 13:16:18 GMT

Direct to you from Melbourne the KOKO Crew breakdown all the action from MCG, merely moments after Lions have clinched the 2025 series. The lads discuss their raw emotions after the Wallabies were dramatically pipped at the post in truly heartbreaking fashion. The fellas have a little look at moments from the game that saw the British and Irish Lions claim a famous series victory after trailing by as much as 18 points throughout the match. To round out the review, the lads talk about the heart and effort shown across the board by both sides and they illuminate the positive green shoots of potential that the Wallabies have shown over the past two weeks. As a nation we will get back up, dust ourselves off and get ready to go again in Sydney and beyond. Get ready for the KOKO Game 2 review Victorian style!

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The KOKO Show goes Full Throttle with a Brisbane Test Review, Whilst also Looking Forward to Test Two in Melbourne

Tue, 22 Jul 2025 07:30:00 GMT

This week on the KOKO Show the lads use the warmth of mateship and connection to repair their wounds sustained in Bris-Vegas, we mend, we grow and we do it all again in Melbourne. As you all know, 52,500 screaming fans took to Brisbane last week in the hope that their side would take the choccys in the first match of the Test Series. The KOKO crew use this episode to unpack all the action from the Lion’s dominant win over the Wallabies, a match that saw the touring team take the result out of the hosts hands in the first 40 mins. The boys pontificate on possible coaching changes in game two, as well as the Wallabies remaining focused on sticking to a gameplan and working on execution rather than rediscovery. As the Melbourne match edges itself into focus, the ‘G’ explodes into raptures and the Wallabies' destiny hangs by a thread. It is time for the Wallabies to stand up and make this one count. It’s time to re-adjust the current take on Australian Rugby and it is time for another episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES

00:00 - Start of the show

04:24 - KOKO Learnings

09:01 - WALLABIES V LIONS REVIEW PART 1

12:57 - Guinness Perfect Pour

19:35 - Sydney Live show plug

22:24 - WALLABIES V LIONS REVIEW PART 2 THANKS TO ACTIVE OPS

32:15 - The Sole of the Game brought to you by RM Williams

41:50 - Other International scores

43:30 - FIRST NATIONS/PASIFIKA V LIONS PREVIEW

46:53 - TAB Odds Segment

51:17 - Prof’s Ronan O’Gara story from Brisbane

41:43 - Which Lion Was it Anyway?

56:47 - WALLAROOS V WALES PREVIEW

58:48 - Merch update

01:01:52 - Guinness shout out

01:02:45 - Classic Wallabies v Lions Legends plug

01:04:32 - The Brisbane Carnage Package

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KOKO MATCH REVIEW: The Lions Roar to a Series Lead after Beating the Wallabies in Brisbane

Sun, 20 Jul 2025 03:03:32 GMT

Direct to you from Caxton Street in Brisbane the KOKO Crew breakdown all the action from Suncorp Stadium, merely moments after Lions clinched a 1-0 lead in the 2025 series. The lads discuss where the Lions excelled throughout the 80 minutes and where the Wallabies need to improve in Melbourne for game 2. The fellas have a little look at moments from the game that were turning points in the series opener, as well as certain officiating decisions that hampered the game for both sides in the contest. To round out the review, the lads look forward to next Saturday where these two teams head to the 'Grand Old Lady' (MCG) either for the Lions to claim a dominant series win or for the mighty Wallabies to square the ledger. Get ready for the KOKO Game 1 review Brisbane style!

TIMECODES

00:00 - Intro to the show on Caxton Street

00:43 - Initial thoughts on the game

01:20 - The Wallabies’ second half

03:25 - The Wallabies’ slow start

05:25 - Some officiating gripes

06:53 - The Lions slowed down the Aussie ruck

07:32 - What do the Aussie’s do leading into game two?

08:35 - How did the boys enjoy the night?

09:13 - The Sea of Red was truly special

09:43 - Close of the show

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Jamie Roberts and Allana Ferguson Help KOKO Prepare for the First Test

Tue, 15 Jul 2025 07:30:00 GMT

This week on the KOKO Show we come to you from the glorious confines of the MJ Bale flagship store in Martin Place, Sydney. The lads are dressed to impress with some silky threads that lift the spirits and allow the human form to podcast like they have never podcasted before, all thanks to MJ Bale. We have arrived ladies and gentlemen, the first Test Match between the Lions and the Wallabies is soon upon us and the KOKO Crew couldn't be more up and about at the prospect of two great teams doing battle at Suncorp Stadium. To help us along this joyous journey, we have enlisted the help of two very special guests. The first has played over 90 caps for Wales and he was one of the brave men that took down the Wallabies in 2013, it is none other than Dr Jamie Roberts and the other is triple international, cross-code footy legend and rugby media’s leading lady Allana Ferguson.

Jamie joins the lads for the first half of the show to muse and discuss how both sides will shape up and prepare this week leading into the first Test. We discuss potential tactics, predicted sides and what the Lions will do to navigate this growing laundry list of injured players. Plus, ‘The King’ sticks around to give us his ‘Perfect Pour’ from the weekend just gone, all thanks to our headline sponsor Guinness, as well as playing a little game of ‘Which Lion Was it Anyway?’

We have always said, when one guest leaves you replace them with someone better. Step to the fore Allana Ferguson. All thanks to our great friends at TAB, Allana joined the show to crunch the odds heading into the first Test Match this Saturday in Brisbane. Plus, she unleashes her depth of knowledge to give us a full wrap of the Wallaroos’ encouraging loss to the Black Ferns in Wellington and how the ladies are shaping up with the Rugby World Cup on the horizon this August.

So in summation, it is time to bloody lock in. We have waited 12 long years to get our chance at revenge against this crimson clad gaggle of geezers and let’s not let this one slide. They have taken over our beaches, booked up our restaurants and are smugly drinking our beer. But they will never take our podcast! It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES

00:00 - Start of the show

02:45 - Introduce Jamie Roberts

04:00 - Jamie’s connection to the guys

09:37 - KOKO’s Learnings

16:59 - The MJ Bale Store and plug

22:37 - WALLABIES V LIONS PREVIEW

30:07 - 2013 LIONS TOUR GAME 1 MEMORIES

36:44 - The Perfect Pour brought to you by Guinness

42:44 - Guinness Live Show Plugs

45:00 - Other International Results

47:32 - South Africa’s cheeky plays against Italy

50:08 - First Nations/Pasifika v Lions Preview

52:03 - Felons Barrel Hall Live Show Plug

53:00 - ‘Which Lion was it Anyway?’

58:50 - TAB Segment with Allana Ferguson

01:03:51 - WALLAROOS V BLACK FERNS REVIEW

01:07:35 - How the Wallaroos are looking for the World Cup

01:09:39 - Close of the show

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Bernard Foley Stops By to Talk the Wallabies Winning and Lions being Tested

Tue, 08 Jul 2025 07:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we are joined in the studio by great mate of the pod, Japanese rugby’s hunkiest half and Wallabies legend, Mr Bernard “The IceMan' Foley. The Nard Dog along with the KOKO Crew go really deep on the Wallabies’ last gasp win over the Flying Fijians in Newcastle, as well as breaking down the Lions’ hard fought victory over the gallant Waratahs in an all new serving of the ‘Perfect Pour’ thanks to our headline sponsor Guinness.

Plus, the guys get caught up in the beauty of numbers as they preview all the upcoming matches on the British and Irish Lions Tour, focusing heavily on the Lions’ clash with the Brumbies this Wednesday all thanks to our great mates at TAB. If you thought to yourself, that just doesn't seem to be enough footy for my liking, we also run you through the AUNZ Invitational XV that will take on the Lions this Saturday and the guys mount a case about how this star-studded roster might be the team to tame these freckle faced felines. Finally, to round out this pleasure packed pod of production perfection we couldn't help but bring back a second instalment of the highly anticipated game that is sweeping the nation 'Which Lion Was It Anyway?’

So, sit back, relax, pour yourself an ice cold Guinness and please avoid any large groups of Lions fans. To paraphrase one of the greatest movies of all time ‘Cool Runnings’ - ‘Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up! It’s almost Test Match time’. Ladies and gentlemen please enjoy the latest episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

02:51 - KOKO’s Learnings

09:23 - Budgie Smuggler shoot and KOKO Collection (add tag)

11:56 - Rugby Round Up Segment - WALLABIES V FIJI REVIEW

26:54 - The Perfect Pour brought to you by Guinness - Waratahs v Lions

28:00 - Swoop’s perfect pour - Huw Jones’ game v Waratahs

30:11 - Bernard’s perfect pour - Charlie Gamble’s breakdown work

31:39 - Drew’s perfect pour - The Lions players chatting to fans

33:10 - Matt’s perfect pour - Owen Farrell’s call up

37:42 - The boys split the G

39:55 - The Guinness Live Show plug (add tag)

41:27 - AUNZ INVITATIONAL TEAM V LIONS PREVIEW

46:04 - Felons Barrel Hall KOKO Live Show - Brisbane (add tag)

47:09 - TAB ODDS SEGMENT - BRUMBIES V LIONS

51:00 - International Rugby Scores

57:57 - ‘Which Lion was it Anyway?’ Segment

01:03:24 - Close of the Show

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The Lions are Here and the KOKO Crew are Getting Excited as Test Match Time Rolls Around

Tue, 01 Jul 2025 07:30:00 GMT

This week on the KOKO Show we thought to ourselves it is time for a little trip back to ‘No Guest Nonsense Land’, the second happiest place on earth, a place where the boys who sit on the couch week in and week out can truly shine and are at full liberty to derail this podcast if they see fit. Thanks to our fantastic headline sponsor Guinness we are going full throttle throughout this British and Irish Lions Tour and they are making sure you, our loyal fans are coming on this journey with us. In this week’s episode the lads cover more footy than you can poke a bloody stick at, we hit you with a brand new rendition of Guinness’ ‘Perfect Pour’ from the Lions v Force match, we chit chat about the demolition job South Africa inflicted on the Barbarians, we look forward to the Reds v Lions thanks to TAB and finally we preview the Wallabies v Fiji in Newcastle.

As the weather gets colder the footy is getting hotter, we are now entering the eye of the Lions storm and the lads at KOKO couldn't be happier to bare knuckle box their way through all the x’s and o’s to keep ye KOKO faithful well informed. We have reviewed and previewed everything the light touches this week and to finish we bring you a brand new game called ‘Which Lion Was It Anyway?’ and let's just say the boys get a little competitive.

So sit back, relax and have some fun watching their feline furries take over our island home. They are bold, brash and barely bathed, which is not dissimilar to the four lads that do our show every week. It is time for another episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

05:19 - KOKO Learnings

12:32 - Budgie Smuggler Fleece and KOKO Collection plug

16:12 - ‘The Perfect Pour’ Brought to you by Guinness - FORCE V LIONS REVIEW

31:11 - Guinness Live Show plug

32:29 - REDS V LIONS PREVIEW

37:04 - TAB Odds Segment - REDS V LIONS Watch-Along

41:16 - WALLABIES V FIJI PREVIEW

47:44 - WARATAHS V LIONS PREVIEW

48:37 - Drew talks about playing against the Lions for the Tahs

53:37 - SOUTH AFRICA V BARBARIANS REVIEW

57:00 - The KOKO boys talk about playing for the Barbarians

01:00:47 - TOP 14 FINAL - TOULOUSE V BORDEAUX

01:03:47 - ‘Which Lion Was It Anyway?’ Game

01:10:21 - Goodbyes and closing remarks

01:10: 34 - FELONS BARREL HALL LIVE SHOW - BRISBANE

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Sekope Kepu Packs in Tight with KOKO as the Lions Arrive in Perth

Tue, 24 Jun 2025 07:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show the sirens have sounded and from all reports the enemy is well and truly at the gates. That is right the British and Irish Lions have arrived on our shores after getting their pantaloons and long socks ripped up by the pouncing ‘Win Pumas’ in Dublin. Thanks to our new headline sponsor Guinness, we are bringing people together through the love of sport, as we debut our brand new segment ‘The Perfect Pour’. Plus, thanks to our dear friends at MJ Bale the KOKO lads are looking on point, as we show those Northern nobody's that us Aussies can scrub up just fine, because if you look good, you feel good and then you can pod good.

Plus, Ladies and Gentlemen as we nestle up nice and close on the eve of the Lions Series, we decided to roll in one of Australia’s big guns as this week's very special guest. This fella was side by side with our very own Swoop as the Wallabies went nose to tail with the Lions in 2013, he has played over 100 tests for the Wallabies and people would pay good money to crouch, touch, pause and engage with this beautiful big rig. It is of course the large engine that will and has, Mr Sekope Kepu. With Keps in tow the lads fine tooth comb the upcoming series, they gauge his excitement about coaching against the Lions and we get a myriad of A-grade stories that paint our guys in some interesting lights.

Finally, the KOKO Crew breaks down the Super Rugby Final, which saw the mighty Crusaders rise to the top of Southern Hemisphere rugby once again to claim their thirteenth title over the table topping Chiefs. In addition to that, we dissect the Wallabies squad that has been announced to take on Fiji in July, as we talk ins, outs and everything in between. So sit back, relax and deadbolt your doors, the Lions and their fanatics have arrived on our shores. It is time for another episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

03:52 - Shout out to Guinness our Major Sponsor

04:24 - KOKO Learnings

10:39 - MJ Bale shout out for dressing the boys

13:55 - The Perfect Pour brought to you by Guinness

23:02 - The Guinness Live Shows plug

25:02 - Introduce Sekope Kepu

27:39 - Sekope on playing against the Lions

28:50 - Sekope on coaching against the Lions in 2025

34:54 - Sekope on playing for Moana Pasifika

36:54 - Bench, start and Drop

41:20 - Sekope’s Lions Series Prediction

49:44 - TAB Reds v Lions Watch Along Promo

53:27 - CRUSADERS V CHIEFS REVIEW

57:50 - KOKO’s Super Rugby Awards

01:02:36 - The boys talk about the Wallabies Squad

01:06:46 - Live Show plugs

01:07:00 - Close of the show

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The Oracle Wayne Smith joins KOKO and We Can Smell The Lions Coming

Tue, 17 Jun 2025 07:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show the lads serve up a big old bowl of rugby flavoured frosted flakes, regaling tales of the tape from the South to the North and everywhere in between. To help us on this journey as the enemy creeps ever closer to our shores, we are pleased to unveil our new major sponsor for The Lions Tour, it is the one and only, delightfully delicious and surprisingly refreshing Guinness. With Guinness being the unofficial beer of rugby fans around the world, it is fitting they have partnered with us, as we are unanimously the unofficial podcast of rugby fans in all the galaxies.

Moreover, the mighty KOKO Show has not only landed a blue-chip sponsor, but this week we are joined by a blue-chip guest. Swoop has once again put the rubber on the road and lured in one of rugby’s dead set supernaturals. This fella has played 17 tests for the All Blacks as a player, but he truly found his calling in the coaching ranks, winning 3 World Cups and 4 Super Rugby titles; we think it is fair to say this bloke knows his x’s and o’s. It is of course the Oracle of New Zealand rugby and the ‘real’ Professor of everything awesome, Sir Wayne Smith. With Wayne in tow the lads dove deep into the world of coaching, touching on what makes great coaches tick, how coaches can get the best out of their cattle and who he thinks will win the Lions Series based on style and structure.

Plus, we wrap up the Superb Rugby semi-finals, the lads gander at the URC and Premiership Grand Finals and finally we look at the British and Irish Lions Series Winner odds powered by our dear friends at TAB. The lads then round out the show by locking in some more hungry ‘Lion Tamers’ and running through our laundry list of Live Shows that are happening in each and every city. So sit back, relax and pour yourself a fresh juicy Guinness, this one will most certainly hit different. It is time now for the newest episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

06:30 - Announcement that Guinness is our Major Sponsor for The Lions Tour

08:52 - Welcome Wayne Smith to the show

12:40 - What is Wayne doing now?

13:18 - Wayne on coaching Swoop in Japan

18:07 - Wayne predicts the Super Rugby winner

21:32 - Wayne on how the Wallabies should play

26:21 - Wayne is a student of the game

34:05 - Wayne talks about the Lions Series

36:19 - Bench, Start and Drop

40:20 - Wayne’s Lions Series Prediction

42:34 - How was everyone's weekend?

50:13 - KOKO Live Show at Felons Barrel Hall in Brisbane

51:49 - Rugby Round Up Segment

51:58 - CRUSADERS V BLUES REVIEW

53:40 - CHIEFS V BRUMBIES REVIEW

58:54 - LEINSTER V BULL REVIEW

01:01:59 - BATH V LEICESTER REVIEW

01:07:29 - TOP 14 SEMI FINAL PREVIEWS

01:08:22 - TAB Sponsored Segment

01:10:46 - The Lion Tamers

01:14:58 - KOKO Live Show at the West Bulldogs in Brisbane

01:16:00 - Close of the show

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Joe Rokocoko Comes on Board and Totally ‘Rocks-KOKO’ to its Core

Tue, 10 Jun 2025 07:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show the band is back together to celebrate the fun, frivolity and fineries that finals footy has to offer. We tackle all the action of the Super Rugby Qualifying Finals, whilst also looking forward to the seismically sensational Semi-Finals this coming weekend. Plus, we get a little naughty up North for all the footy loving legends on the more populous side of the Equator, breaking down all the Champagne rugby from the URC and Premiership Semi-Finals.

To help us on our journey towards podcasting perfection, we enlisted the help of one of the greatest finishers of all time to dot this episode over the white line and claim victory for the good guys. This Fijian born South Auckland raised wrecking ball made a career out of cashing cheques and snapping necks as he ran past you at a rate of knots, please welcome the swan-diving sensation that is Mr Joe Rokocoko. With Joe in tow the lads reflect on his sublime 98 Test Match career, the times he made all three of them look like chumps and what it actually takes to be one of the best wingers the rugby world has ever seen.

To cap off this tremendous trot down the wingers walk of fame the lads finalise a few more selections in our table topping team of ‘Lion Tamers’. Moreover, they have a greasy little gander at some hot off the press ‘Other Rugby News’, all in the name of keeping you, our loyal listener well informed. So, book yourself a Swedish hot stone massage, sip on the complementary ice cold cucumber water and bluetooth your way into some KOKO bliss. It is now time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

03:15 - KOKO Learnings - The boys are playing footy again

07:55 - Live Show dates are coming

08:34 - Swoop’s unregistered car story

11:00 - Drew meeting his rugby mentor in the Gold Coast

12:46 - Drew and Gits headed up to Brisbane to promote KOKO

18:48 - Congratulations to Carlo Tizzano and Emma on their engagement

20:46 - Rugby Round Up Segment

21:04 - CRUSADERS V REDS REVIEW

24:04 - CHIEFS V BLUES REVIEW

26:00 - BRUMBIES V HURRICANES

29:06 - Super Rugby Semi Finals Predictions

32:55 - Introduce the Joe Rokocoko interview

34:43 - Joe talks about playing the KOKO boys

36:23 - Joe’s time in France

38:54 - Joe’s fondest memories in his career

40:15 - Joe’s biggest mentors

42:56 - Joe on playing against Wendell

45:31 - Joe’s try celebrations

48:28 - Best winger Joe ever faced

50:44 - Bench, Start and Drop

55:14 - Joe’s take on the current Blues side

55: 51 - Joe’s All Blacks back 3

58:08 - Joe’s take on the Wallabies v ABs

59:13 - Joe’s prediction of the 2025 Lions Series

01:01:03 - Northern Hemisphere Legends Segment

01:05:22 - The Lion Tamers

01:07:22 - Other Rugby News

01:11:51 - One KOKO Quiz Question

01:13:01 - Close of the show

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Joe Schmidt, Tate McDermott and Fraser McReight Make KOKO Majestic Again!

Tue, 03 Jun 2025 07:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we have a very special episode for you. It is jam packed with all your ‘Ra Ra’ remedies and footy fixes, to ensure you, our faithful fans are up to date and completely informed for your next pint at the pub. In episode 24 the lads have gone above and beyond in the guest department landing three big names to dance with your souls, in what we guarantee to be an emotional rollercoaster. Our first cab off the rank, is Australian Rugby’s big dog, the KOKO Show’s muse and our faithful fearless leader, that is right it is the one and only Mr Joe Schmidt. Smokey Joe lights up our lives with his sweet nectar surrounding the upcoming Lions Series, as well as his hot takes on what has been a very intriguing Super Rugby season. Secondly, for a little palate cleanser, the boys are joined by two of the Reds’ most cuddly koalas in Fraser McReight and Tate McDermott, to get the players perspective on what will be a big year ahead for Aussie Rugby.

Plus, we cover all the X’s and O’s from a massive week of rugby the world over. The lads have a look at the last round of the Superb Rugby, whilst also previewing the upcoming Qualifying Finals, they chat about the finals footy landscape taking shape in Europe and finally who was crowned champion of the Japanese top league. In conclusion, we finish the show with another round of tough selections at the ‘Lion Tamer’ table, adding a plethora of great men to a squad who will confidently man handle those fragile feline phonies.

So sit back and let the dulcet tones of Joe Schmidt, the calmest man in World Rugby wash over and cleanse your soul. It has been scientifically proven that 30 mins of Joe a day, will quite simply make you a better person. It is time now for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

05:27 - KOKO Learnings

12:00 - Rugby Round Up Segment

12:08 - Round 16 Super Rugby

13:54 - Brumbies were robbed

17:56 - The Reds are firing late

22:09 - The Waratahs’ demise

27:22 - QUALIFYING FINALS PREDICTIONS

33:03 - The Joe Schmidt interview

44:55 - THE CLASSIC WALLABIES V LIONS LEGENDS PREVIEW

54:44 - Northern Hemisphere Legends - URC QF Scores

55:16 - SHARKS V MUNSTER SHOOT OUT

58:29 - Japanese Top League Finals

59:36 - Other Rugby News

01:02:25 - The Lion Tamers

01:04:47 - Tate McDermott and Fraser McReight interview

01:12:56 - The boys talk possible 9 and 10 Wallabies combos

01:20:29 - Close of the show

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All Hail The King! Carlos Spencer Holds Court over his KOKO Constituents

Tue, 27 May 2025 07:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we have pulled together an absolute humdinger of an episode for y’all, it has the perfect balance of flair, footy and funnies that will get the blood pumping to all your important places. To help us on that quest we enlisted the services of some Rugby Royalty, that is correct we have the Kiwi rig that every man and his dog could dig, a man with an aged pornstar handle-bar MO that would make even the most mild mannered spectator GO! Oooo baby please welcome our divine ruler Mr King Carlos Spencer. With the almighty ‘Los’ in toe, we discussed his playing career, his Mount Rushmore of teammates and what excites about his new coaching job in Ireland.

Plus, we deliver you a full deluge of rugby takeaways from round 15 of the Superb Rugby, the conclusion of the Pac 4 Women’s Championship and the two European finals over the weekend that saw Bordeaux and Bath emerge the victors. That is right there is more rugby that you can poke a fucking stick at, as well as some more cracking Mad Monday yarns and finally, the lads lock down some locks in our newest installemt of the ‘Lion Tamers’. So brush your teeth and don't forget to floss, because much like gingivitis and oral plaque build up this episode is going to STICK! It is time now for an all new rendition of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

03:24 - KOKO Learnings

08:37 - Rugby Roundup Segment - Moana dropped the ball v the Chiefs

10:51 - WARATAHS V FORCE REVIEW

15:05 - Are the Reds slipping?

17:00 - Super Rugby finals roadmap

18:19 - Western Force season review

19:54 - John Mitchell Western Force story

24:55 - WALLAROOS V CANADA REVIEW

26:50 - BLACK FERNS V USA REVIEW

28:24 - EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS CUP REVIEW

32:54 - Introduce Carlos Spencer

35:00 - What is Carlos up to now?

36:03 - Carlos discusses the difference between NZ and AUS in women’s rugby

38:40 - Carlos on why he likes coaching the women’s game

41:11 - Carlos on why he played with no fear

42:50 - Carlos on THAT try for Blues v Crusaders in 2004

45:27 - Carlos on playing with Rupeni Caucaunibuca

47:58 - Bench, Start and Drop

50:07 - Carlos v Larkham

51:43 - Carlos on his boxing career

55:59 - Carlos on his favourite player and favourite teammates

01:00:26 - Farewell to Carlos Spencer

01:01:01 - EUROPEAN CHALLENGE CUP REVIEW - Finn Russell video

01:02:46 - Other Rugby News

01:05:00 - The Lion Tamers - The Locks

01:07:16 - Close of the show

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Ilona Maher Shows KOKO that She is More than Just the Biggest Name in Rugby

Tue, 20 May 2025 07:30:40 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we have landed the biggest name in World Rugby. She has represented the USA at over 30 international Sevens Tournaments, won an Olympic medal and now she is doing her thing in the 15’s game in preparation for this year’s Rugby World Cup. Although her feats on the footy field are something to marvel at, it is her work off it that has further elevated her profile into superstardom. She is an authentic pioneer for women’s sport the world over, a total badass in the body positivity space and a media mogul in every sense of the title. It is of course the one and only Ilona Maher. The KOKO Crew with Ilona in tow discussed in depth what it was like growing up in Vermont, having success at the Olympic Games, sharing her messages of female empowerment and what is next for Ilona Maher after the 2025 Rugby World Cup. A chat that not only delves into the wins she has had on the rugby pitch, but an in depth look into the hard work and perseverance of a person that has taken the rugby world by storm and made it better.

Plus, the lads give you a full set of takeaways from round 14 of the Superb Rugby and the Wallaroos’ big win over the USA in Canberra. Moreover, we have a little gander at all the big talking points from the global rugby landscape in ‘Other Rugby News’, before locking in four more ‘Lion Tamers’ in our Aussie squad to take down those British and Irish bad boys. So, sit back and relax as we take a moment to marvel in the majesty of Ilona Maher, a person that has changed our game for good and will continue to put the Bae in Rug-Bae. It’s time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

02:27 - Introduction to the show

07:47 - KOKO Learnings

12:29 - Rugby Round Up Takeaways - Ardie Savea is on another level

16:19 - Brumbies are on top of the table

17:03 - The fall of the Waratahs

21:05 - James O’Connor should be picked in the Wallabies squad

21:58 - Mark Nawaqanitawase’s form at the Roosters

23:26 - Moana Pasifika are flying

25:19 - DRUA V FORCE

26:11 - Away games in France

29:00 - The Force’s travel woes

31:21 - Other Rugby News

34:38 - Wycliff Palu’s mad Monday story

40:00 - Ilona Maher joins KOKO

42:10 - The boys check in with Ilona Maher

43:02 - Ilona’s take on the city of Canberra

44:24 - The state of women’s rugby

45:15 - Ilona’s transition to the 15 player game

46:42 - Ilona on some pinch me moments during the tour

48:18 - Ilona’s cartoon crush

49:18 - Ilona’s podcasting advice for the KOKO Show

50:30 - Ilona’s love of cheese

52:10 - Ilona on the Dancing with the Stars experience

54:56 - The boys dance for Ilona

58:42 - Ilona on the Olympic Games

01:01:35 - What will Ilona do after the Rugby World Cup?

01:02:45 - Ilona on doing the Sports Illustrated shoots

01:04:19 - BLACK FERNS V USA PREVIEW

01:04:56 - Goodbye to Ilona and the boys trying her lipstick

01:07:24 - KOKO’s Lion Tamers

01:10:02 - The boys remember a couple of fallen rugby players

01:10:42 - Close of the show

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Mack Hansen and Sione Tuipulotu Stop by KOKO to Celebrate their Lions Selection

Tue, 13 May 2025 07:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we have an absolutely smashing episode for you all. The lads are joined by the two Aussie British and Irish Lions Tourees, Mr Mack ‘Daddy’ Hansen and Mr Sione ‘The Scot’ Tuipulotu. We broke down with the boys, what it felt like to join this illustrious club, where they were when they got the news and which Australian watering holes they will be attending alongside their band of bad losers. Plus, we analysed and dissected the complete 2025 British and Irish Lions Squad with a fine tooth comb, as we tried to poke holes in their approach, highlight their weaknesses and work out how the Wallabies will win the series 3-0.

Moreover, with all this hubbub about a certain red army approaching our shores, it would be easy to lose sight of all the cracking footy action happening right here in Australia and New Zealand. That is right, fear not our soggy and sodden Southern Hemisphere heroes, this week we give you all the major takeaways from round 13 of the Superb Rugby, the highs and lows of the Wallaroos’ Pac 4 campaign and a smattering of juicy rugby news from around the world.

Finally, the KOKO Crew are back to work hitting the whiteboards and breathing in the sweet nectar of alcohol based cleaning products in the hope of constructing an Aussie squad akin to the ‘Locked in Lions’, that we are calling ‘The Lion Tamers’. The fellas will be picking four Australian players each week to join the noble ranks of ‘The Lion Tamers’, with the sole ambition of crushing these pompous touring tea tossers. So, sit back, relax and steep your brew with the highly dysfunctional KOKO Crew. It is time for episode 21 of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

01:29 - Gits explains why he is in London

02:45 - Intro to the show

06:01 - KOKO Learnings around Mothers Day

09:22 - The KOKO boys discuss the Lions squad

13:57 - Sione Tuipulotu is back to talk about his Lions selection

14:41 - Sione talks about the moment his name was called out

20:51 - Sione talks about meeting the squad the squad for the first time

22:32 - Sione v Bundee Aki at training

23:11 - Sione on Mack Hansen

24:16 - Sione talks about the media attention about being and Aussie Lion

27:26 - Mack Hansen arrives on the KOKO Show

28:58 - Mack talks about when he found out the exciting Lions news

31:33 - Mack’s celebrations after the news

32:33 - Mack addresses the rumors his injury had him out of the tour

34:38 - Mack talks about what excites him about going on tour

35:34 - Mack talks about KOKO making him Tour Captain

37:04 - Mack talks about his days touring with the Brumbies

38:37 - Mack will be single on tour with Drew

41:13 - Farewell to Mack

41:46 - The KOKO boys select their first four Lion Tamers

43:47 - The Rugby Round Up Segment - The boys talk about Taniela’s form

48:17 - Joseph Suaalii injury and the Reds’ performance

49:44 - DRUA V BLUES REVIEW

51:07 - Brumbies and Reds are both peaking at the right time

52:16 - Western Force 20th Anniversary Celebrations

55:11 - The injuries in Australian Rugby

57:44 - WALLAROOS V BLACK FERNS REVIEW

01:02:45 - Gits’ chat with Jamie Roberts

01:04:57 - Close of the show

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Sione Tuipulotu is the Centre of Attention as KOKO Finalise their Locked in Lions

Tue, 06 May 2025 07:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show the lads were plagued with a serious case of Les Kiss fever, but they didn't seem to be that phased by this particular ailment, as they delivered a wall to wall recap of the week that was in World Rugby. Firstly, the boys addressed the new appointment of Les Kiss as the next Wallabies coach, a decision that buoyed the boys and got them all a little hot under the saddle blanket for the future of Australian Rugby.

To help the fellas through the ups and downs of Les Kiss fever, we enlisted a very special guest to add some much needed star power to our very pedestrian weekly production. That is right, this week we are joined by the Frankston firecracker, Melbourne’s man of marble and now Glasgow’s benevolent bulldozer. So, please welcome Scotland’s captain and Australia’s one that got away, Mr Sione Tuipulotu. Sione and the lads chewed the fat about all things footy, from what it was like leaving Australia for Scotland, his recovery from a peck injury and what it would feel like to be given the honour to play for the British and Irish Lions.

Finally, the crew give you their tangy yet tasteful takeaways from the week of rugby, touching on week 12 of the Superb season, the Wallaroos’ big win over Fiji and all the action from the European Champions Cup Semi-Finals. Lastly, to put a big fat bow on what has been a constant segment for the show all year, the lads finally cement their lucky 37 as we finalise our squad of Locked In Lions. So knock back a couple of downers, put on your compression socks and talk shit to your flight attendant, this metal bird is taking to the skies and boy it is going to be a bumpy fucking ride. It is time for an all new Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the show

01:23 - The boys talk about Les Kiss getting the Wallabies job

07:31 - The boys talking about their first kisses

11:35 - Prof’s poem

12:58 - Introduce Sione Tuipulotu

15:13 - Sione talks about his injury recovery

19:06 - Sione talks about his return to rugby

20:51 - Sione wants to fold Rob Leota on the Lions Tour

21:38 - Sione talks about playing rugby in Melbourne as a kid

22:53 - Sione’s decision to move to Scotland

29:28 - Sione’s take on how many Scots will be in the Lions squad

31:38 - Sione’s culture shock moving to Scotland

33:54 - Sione talks about potentially playing for the Lions as an Australian

37:43 - who is the lippiest of the Wallabies

38:43 - Bench, start and drop

40:37 - Locked in Lions final selections

50:27 - The KOKO takeaways from the week of footy: KB’s return for the Force

53:13 - DRUA V REDS REVIEW

54:37 - BRUMBIES V WARATAHS REVIEW

58:40 - Ardies Savea and his current form

01:00:03 - WALLAROOS V FIJIANA REVIEW

01:01:33 - European Champions Cup Scores

01:06:49 - DEAR DREW: Swoop’s Eulogy

01:15:43 - Close of the show

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Ben Donaldson is a Perfect Ten, Adding a Little Credibility and Heaps of Hair to the KOKO Show

Tue, 29 Apr 2025 07:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show the boys regroup after a big ANZAC Weekend and they reflect on all the magnificent footy that was played in round 11 of the Superb Rugby, whilst also looking forward to the final five weeks of the season and predicting which team will come out on top. In a weekend where the Brumbies had a stumble, the Reds caught fire, the Savea brothers kicked ass and the Chiefs still reigned supreme, the lads had their work cut out for them, as they tried to make sense of this topsy turvy 2025 season. To round out this robust rugby recap the lads debuted a new segment called ‘The Transfer Tracker’, where the boys gave their immediate reactions and dissections to all of the big player moves both in Australian Rugby and around the world. That’s right the KOKO Crew is giving you a big old ‘RA RA’ wrap to fill up your Ozempic tainted tummies and of course, we always wash it down with a pint of our finest ice cold shit talk.

Plus, Ladies and Gents that is not all, to add some much needed credibility to this rumbling bumbling poor excuse of a podcast, the lads enlisted the help of the best number 10 in Australia. No, it isn’t Noah Lolesio, nor is it Lawson Creighton and we couldn’t make Tommy Lynagh’s monetary deal, so in reflection we got what we got. Nonetheless please welcome the hairiest handler of balls in the business, it is the one and only Mr Ben Donaldson. Moreover, Benny takes us through why the Force are fighting for every inch in 2025, what he really thinks of Carlo Tizzano and how excited he is about hopefully taking on the British and Irish Lions this year.

So sit back, relax, elevate your gout riddled feet, peel a couple of leftover choccy eggs and suck back on an ice cold Crown Lager. It is time to get fancy as f#*k and tune into an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

03:44 - Intro to the episode

07:02 - KOKO Learnings from the weekend

13:15 - New Segment: The Transfer Tracker

18:27 - Rugby Roundup - The Savea brothers and the Moana win over the Drua

22:34 - The Reds defeating the Blues in style

28:50 - Ben Donaldson’s quick restart to Harry Potter

31:55 - Introduce Ben Donaldson

33:15 - Ben talks about the Force’s loss to the Chiefs

34:07 - The boys have an issue with TMO intervention

36:43 - The Force’s set piece struggles

28:27 - Ben talks about the Force’s off the cuff identity

39:24 - Ben talks about KB’s return

40:00 - Ben talks about why he is so hairy and his grooming habits

44:28 - Ben talks about the upcoming Lions Series

48:21 - Ben talks about Carlo Tizzano

50:07 - Bench, Start and Drop / Deserted Island

55:56 - The Boys have a look at the newest Wallaroos squad

58:11 - Crowd shoutout for help with our Locked In Lions

59:34 - Close of the show

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Billy Pollard Hunts for Easter Advice on KOKO whilst Super Rugby Twists and Turns Yet Again

Tue, 22 Apr 2025 07:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we celebrated the Easter Break with a rip snorter of an episode that really rolled the stone away and allowed the lads to sink their teeth into a wonderful weekend filled with choccy eggs and fantastic friggin footy. The boys get down and dirty hunting for all the little bits and bobs from the Women’s Super Rugby Champions Final that saw the Blues defeat the Waratahs, they got stuck into week 10 of the Superb Rugby as we head into the final couple of months and finally they fastened down the last three ‘Locked in Lions’ on our very special whiteboard.

Plus, it wouldn't be an Easter special without a guest that somewhat resembles a delicious little Lindt Ball, so we brought in Canberra’s really bad bunny and one of our favourite bucking Brumbies, Mr Billy ‘found love in a hopeless place’ Pollard. With Billy in tow we dissect how the Brumbies are bulldozing their way into finals contention, his desire to play a big part in the upcoming Lions Series and why James Slipper has become a bit of a bully in his twilight years.

So pop on your bunny ears, fluff up that cotton tail and put yourself in a compromising yet sexy position on the kitchen table. It is time to be a raunchy little rabbit this Easter, whilst enjoying the latest episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. You are most welcome our chummy yummy bunnies!

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

01:24 - Intro the show

03:00 - intro the boys

04:17 - Goits surgery

05:06 - Easter chat

07:20 - Other Rugby News: Spain bidding for RWC

10:13 - Johnny Sexton in the Lions coaching staff

13:08 - RUNIT Straight competition

19:16 - Rugby Round-up - Top takeaways from week 10: James O’Connor

24:35 - The weather in NZ over the weekend

26:29 - The Super Point in Force v Hurricanes

28:17 - DRUA V WARATAHS REVIEW

35:03 - Introduce Billy Pollard

38:43 - Brumbies current form with Billy

39:15 - Billy’s try scoring form

44:50 - Billy on throwing lineouts

46:20 - The Billy Pollard story - in love

48:52 - Billy’s cartoon crush

50:35 - Billy on the Lions Series and chatting with coaches

52:06 - Billy on goal setting

57:03 - Bench, start and drop / Deserted Island question

01:00:35 - James Slipper is a bully

01:01:57 - Locked In Lions

01:06:46 - Close of the show

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Pierre Schoeman Packs in Tight with KOKO as we Dive Into a Wonderful Week of Footy

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 07:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we get our Swoopy back from his impromptu golfing trips to make the group whole again as we break down a wonderful week that was in the world of rugby. The lads came together to run a fine tooth comb through the Super Rugby W Final that saw the Tahs tackle the Reds at North Sydney Oval, to make it back to back chips in 2024 and 25. Plus, we go large on round 9 of the Superb Rugby Pacific, highlighting the Brumbies big win over the Reds, the Tahs toppling the challenging Chiefs and the Crusaders taking their rightful place back on top of the Super ladder. Moreover, the boys go full business mode as they tackle all the hard hitting topics in a saucy smattering of Other Rugby News.

However, the highlight of Episode 17 has to be our very special guest, all the way from the fortified walls of Edinburgh Castle with his new Whiskey in hand and donning a gorgeously snug pair of togs, it is Scotland’s South African chunky chappy Mr Pierre Schoeman. We discuss everything from the state of rugby north of the wall, what it was like growing up in South Africa and now proudly playing for Scotland and finally his delicious little side business he shares with teammate and friend Duhan van der Merwe.

So sit back, relax and hook up your IV drip full of Hirundine Whiskey and just let those mellow smokey notes of four flogs trying to make a rugby pod fill your gills with glee. Because it is time for episode 17 of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

02:24 - Introduce the show

05:25 - KOKO Learnings

09:57 - Other Rugby News

16:49 - Rugby Round-up - Super W Final Review

18:57 - Wallaroos chat heading into Pac-4 and RWC

20:56 - Australian Super teams heading for winning records in 2025

21:54 - REDS V BRUMBIES

23:26 - Squeak and Gits blow up

26:45 - WARATAHS V CHIEFS - BEST TRY EVER!

31:09 - Gits is sleeping with mouth tape now

32:04 - Super Rugby halfway check in

35:02 - Introduce Pierre Schoeman

38:13 - Pierre and Duhan have a Whiskey company

40:05 - Pierre shows us his swimming trunks

44:02 - How did Pierre end up in Scotland

46:11 - The style of rugby in Edinburgh

48:00 - What is it like playing the Springboks

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Tom Hooper Turns KOKO Country and the Boys Wrestle with a ‘What’s Drewing?’

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 07:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show the boys are dealing with some post Hong Kong hardships and Swoop forgot to tell us that he was off to NZ to play golf. However, the remaining members of our merry band go in deep and dark to tackle the world of footy as we look at the Superb Rugby, Superb W, the Singapore Sevens and Drew has a bone to pick with the European Champions Cup in a brand new ‘What's Drewing?’.

Plus, we are joined by one of Australia's best young backrowers, a man that is making the Brumbies buck in 2025 with his ample sized Bathurst born body, please enjoy our time with Mr Tom Hooper. With Tommy in toe we discuss everything from his fine form in the Superb Rugby, his aspirations of playing in the Lions Series and all the way through to his impending exodus to Exeter. Lastly, we jot down a few more of our lucky ‘Lock in Lions’ and as the list is getting more full by the day there might have to be a small KOKO cull in the coming weeks, before the lads release their finalized squad officially.

So throw down a six-pack of dim sum to lift the energy levels and shake your hips like you are the only person having a go in Wan Chi, it is time for a heart stopping body popping episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

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KOKO Delivers Another Hong Kong Sevens Spectacular with Habana, Quirk, Big Jim and Andy Goode

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 06:30:00 GMT

As advertised, the KOKO Crew took on the Hong Kong Sevens for the second year in a row and some people doubted our commitment to the cause, but let the record show we came, we saw and we most certainly survived. Thanks to the Discover Hong Kong (Hong Kong Tourism Board), Cathay Pacific and Ovolo Hotels for giving the show another phenomenal experience of lifetime. This tour will most certainly go down in the KOKO history books as a rip roaring success, we went to the Hong Kong Football Club for a night of laughs with Jim Hamilton and Andy Goode, had a day of childish laughs on the rides at Ocean Park Hong Kong, enjoyed some delicious food With Virginia Chan, took in sights and sounds of the Pottinger Street Market and we soaked up all the seriously spicy rugby action from the 10s and the 7s across the week.

With the Hong Kong Sevens entering a new era at the sleek, sparkling and simply sensational Kai Tak Sports Park the balance between nostalgia and reinvention was perfectly on point. Due to the allure of the all new Hong Kong Sevens, throughout the weekend, the boys were joined by an array of rugby royalty including Bryan Habana, Alicia Quirk, Jamie Roberts and the aforementioned ‘Big Jim and Goodey’. Plus, we were allowed into the bowels of Kai Tak Stadium to see how the teams prepare in their brand new digs and we cap off the episode with a dash of debauchery, in our newest instalment of the ‘KOKO Carnage’.

This show is the perfect blend of naughty and nice, showcasing the eternal struggle of which side will come out on top. However, ladies and gentlemen the answer is simple, KOKO always finishes on top. For another year the beauty and vibrancy of Hong Kong is regrettably now in the rear vision mirror, but as we build through 2025 and navigate the British and Irish Lions as well as all the other international fixtures around the world, this little pod will always have one eye on the ‘Pearl of the Orient’.

So sit back, relax, deactivate the secret Airtags you had on your loved ones who attended the Sevens (in our case Holiday Swoop) and simply revel in the beauty that is KOKO on tour. We present Kick Offs and Kick Ons the Hong Kong Experience.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the show

01:09 - Recap of the week in Hong Kong

03:02 - Interview with Jim Hamilton and Andy Goode

26:13 - Talking about the Hong Kong 10’s and celebrity touch football

27:56 - Drew’s birthday celebrations

29:10 - Hong Kong Ocean Park

31:00 - KOKO’s basketball session

32:04 - HSBC touch footy day

33:57 - Alicia Quirk Interview

37:20 - KOKO in the South Stand

38:30 - Hong Kong Sevens Predictions and the tournament in general

41:32 - Super Rugby Round Up Segment

48:43 - Les Kiss and the unfilled Wallabies coaching job

51:05 - Super W Scores

53:06 - Bryan Habana Interview

01:07:02 - The Lions Coaching Staff

01:08:30 - Tour awards

01:09:20 - Thanks to Discover Hong Kong, Cathay Pacific, Ovolo Hotels and Virginia Chan

01:11:28 - KOKO website and socials

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KOKO Goes No Guest Nonsense as the Boys Prepare Mentally for the Hong Kong Sevens

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 06:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show the guys are gearing up for another round of slaying the dragon in Hong Kong. They are fired up to rock the Hong Kong Sevens to its core, having said that blind Freddy could see the air of apprehension and fear pouring off the fellas. There will be stories told, lessons learnt and fun to be had, the lads will be galvanised once again on the road to podcasting superstardom. Plus, the boys sink their teeth into round 6 of the Superb Rugby giving you all their glitzy and glamorous ‘Top Takeaways’ from the week that was in the world of ‘ra ra’.

With all four Aussie teams sitting pretty in the top six of the Super Rugby ladder spirits are high and the egos are sufficiently inflated across the panel. Moreover, the lads spend some time thanking the beautiful people of Forbes for their love and support at the Forbes Rugby Presidents Lunch, where KOKO really cranked up the energy in support for country sport and grassroots footy. Finally, the lads select some more sorry sods in their Locked In Lions to take on the Wallabies in July and August.

So crack open your fortune cookie, read the message and take a sip of your tea, as our little show goes one on one with Hong Kong and will most likely come out second best. It is time for Kick Offs and Kick ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start

05:42 - KOKO Learnings

09:48 - Forbes Thank You

10:53 - The Amazing Face!

19:45 - Rugby Round Up Segment

21:50 - Gits' Takeaway - Suplex and 'Tahs vs Brumbs

28:33 - Swoop's Takeaway - More Attacking Rugby

30:08 - Drew's Takeaway - 4 Aussie Teams On Top!

39:36 - Super W Wrap Up

41:48 - KOKO's Locos

48:33 - Other Rugby News

50:51 - We're Off to Hong Kong!

57:19 - KOKO Quiz

1:02:32 - Locked In Lions

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Tom Wright Carves Up KOKO and the French are Crowned Champions of Europe

Tue, 18 Mar 2025 06:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we are taking it back to the old school and dishing up only one succulent rugby meal for week 7 of the show. You guys have begged and bartered for us to take it back to the old form and we have listened. But fear not our ‘Ra Ra’ infected rugrats we have not deprived you of any awesome footy flavoured goodness. In this week's show the lads drape themselves in blue and start a second revolution to celebrate the very French finish to this year's Six Nations title, illuminating where 'Les Bleus' got it right and how the rest of the pack just fell short. Plus, our beautiful battlers are joined by a very special guest this week, he was one of the Wallabies most impactful players in 2024 and this year for the Brumbies he is stealing the show. Please welcome the rugby union renegade who is waxed from top to toe and lasered everywhere in between, he is the hairless boy wonder and friend of the show Mr Tom Wright. The lads get down and dirty with Tom Wright, talking about the Brumbies in 2025, his personal growth at the international level and why his very own brother dropped him in Fantasy Super Rugby. Finally, the KOKO Crew give you their ‘ Top 5 Takeaways’ from week five of the Superb Rugby competition, as well as honouring a brand new batch of ‘Locked In Lions’. So book in for your fortnightly mani/pedi, throw some cucumber over the windows to your soul and just let the decadent tones of four grown men talking absolute garbage cleanse your being. It is time for episode 13 of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the show

05:52 - What the boys learnt over the weekend

13:17 - Six Nations Summation: The French Victory - FRANCE V SCOTLAND REVIEW

16:50 - ITALY V IRELAND REVIEW

18:49 - WALES V ENGLAND REVIEW

21:57 - New Segment: Double U.P with D.O Double

25:09 - Introduce Tom Wright

28:11 - Wright on the Brumbies win over the Drua

30:59 - Brumbies season so far in 2025

33:47 - Larkham crying after the Brumbies win over the Blues

34:30 - Brumbies upcoming game against the Waratahs

37:32 - Tom Wright talks about his manscaping routine

39:56 - Tom Wright talks about the difference between league and union players

42:13 - Tom Wright talks about the upcoming international season

43:10 - Tom Wright on improving his game

44:52 - Tom Wright on Joe Schmidt and Stephen Larkham

47:47 - What makes Tom Wright quirky?

51:24 - Who would Tom Wright like to smack on the Lions Tour?

52:51 - Tom Wright on Andy Muirhead

53:32 - Why should we pick Tom Wright this week in Fantasy?

54:53 - Bench, Start and Drop - Tom Wright

56:27 - Drew talks about a spiritual experience

01:01:38 - Super Rugby: KOKO’s Top 5 Takeaways

01:13:08 - KOKO Fantasy Rugby Update

01:14:35 - KOKO’s Locked In Lions

01:17:45 - Ovolo Hotels Sponsor Read

01:20:56 - Cathay Pacific Plug

01:21:52 - Close of the Show

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Max Jorgensen Passionately Pillages our Podcast with his Fast Feet and Viking Spirit

Wed, 12 Mar 2025 18:30:00 GMT

For your second psychological stroking by Dr KOKO this week, we have brought in a very special guest to help break down all your emotional walls and to peer deeply in the rubble of your hearts. That is right, this week the lads are joined by the slickest speedster in Sydney, a Tah that tallies tries quicker than Swoop sucks back a slippery nipple, it is of course the Wallabies very hungry Viking Mr Max Jorgensen.

The boys opened up their shoulders and got stuck into Jorgo’s career thus far, his decision to play union over league and what it was like to crush the souls of every Englishman on the Spring Tour. Plus, the lads get their pretty little paws dirty previewing round 5 of the Super Rugby, placing their picks for the final flash of Six Nations footy and once again they lock in some more lucky Lions.

So, fear not our feeble footy fiends we are hooking you up with the good shit to keep the cravings at bay, this show is 100% pure Aussie goodness and we promise it’s cut clean. It is time now for another instalment of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the Show

03:41 - Introduce Max Jorgensen

05:19 - How do you pronounce Max’s name?

06:09 - Jorgo on Dan McKellar

06:44 - Lachie McCaffrey as a defensive coach

08:47 - Waratahs win over the Force

09:23 - The impact of the Rebels players on the Waratahs

10:11 - What Jorgo chose union over league?

11:53 - Jorgo’s transition into professional footy

13:23 - Jorgos try against the English

17:16 - Jogo on the British and Irish Lions

19:45 - Jorgo talks about Joseph Sua’ali’i

21:40 - Joe Schmidt’s influence on Jorgo

23:42 - New Wallabies coach to be selected in the coming weeks

24:31 - Other Rugby News

30:53 - ITALY V IRELAND PREVIEW

32:06 - WALES V ENGLAND PREVIEW

32:43 - FRANCE V SCOTLAND PREVIEW

33:40 - Super Rugby Round 5 Preview

38:08 - Super W review and preview

39:28 - Locked In Lions Segment

42:35 - Close of the show

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Super Rugby is Flying in 2025 and the Six Nations is Coming Down to the Wire

Tue, 11 Mar 2025 05:00:39 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we put all our shit aside and moved footy to the fore, breaking down all the round 4 action from both the Superb Rugby and Six Nations. The lads can't resist hooping and hollering at the hot throbbing product that is Super Rugby Pacific 2025, as they discuss a week of footy that was packed full of upstarts, uprisings and upsets. Within our new segment ‘KOKO’s Top 5 Takeaways’ the crew highlights how the Waratahs have found their fire, the Brumbies have built themselves a backbone and just how beautiful a weekend is when only one Kiwi team wins.

Plus, these pheromone sodden phenoms take a little walk on the wild side as they unpack all the action from up north in the ‘Six Nations Summation’, bringing light to the fearless French, interrogating the incompetent Irish and somewhat extinguishing the excitable English. Moreover, with only one round left in the greatest rugby competition in the world, the boys have a little look and spirited debate about who holds poll position heading into their final 80 minutes.

Lastly, we are joined briefly by the Aussie breaker of English hearts and Waratahs young gun Mr Max Jorgensen (full interview on Thursday) for a little chinwag about his red hot form in Super Rugby and the guys get down and dirty as they immerse themselves in a Quiz. So, throw the kids on the ipad, leave everything in the sink, pop a couple xannies and melt into your well weathered lazy-boy, it’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

01:05 - Introducing the show

03:00 - Introducing the boys

07:24 - What did we learn over the weekend?

11:25 - KOKO Fantasy Comp update

13:04 - Super Rugby Round Up / KOKO’s Top 5 Takeaways

13:32 - Waratahs got their start right

19:01 - The competition is so tight: No such things as and upset

25:33 - Crusader v Reds was the first blowout of 2025 / Will Jordan praise

3201 - Max Jorgensen pops in early

32:50 - Drua upset over the Chiefs / Moana over the Hurricanes

35:01 - Jorgo talks about the win over the Force

36:22 - Jorgo’s dad Peter is a loose unit

37:34 - Six Nations Summation

37:55 - FRANCE V IRELAND REVIEW

42:19 - Jorgo wants to fend Duhan van der Merwe

42:51 - SCOTLAND V WALES REVIEW / A WHAT'S DREWING?

49:11 - ENGLAND V ITALY REVIEW

52:15 - The KOKO Quiz

59:18 - Close of the show

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Carlo Tizzano Steals the Show on KOKO with his Neurodivergent Joie De Vivre

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 18:30:00 GMT

The second episode you lucky bastards get to sink your teeth into this week will go down in KOKO show history as a ‘Hall Of Fame’ show on every possible level.

We are joined by Rugby Australia’s little engine that can and will, a back rower that tackles like he has rabies and banters beyond his years. Please enjoy the ‘Pest from the West’, the headcase from Hale and the undisputed ‘Peoples Champ’, it is the one and only Carlo Tizzano. This young thoroughbred spends 45 of the best minutes with us talking about the Force in 2025, the upcoming Lions Series, his beef with England’s Tom Curry and the benefits of sleeping with mouth tape on.

Plus, Carlo sticks around to preview all the footy coming up this weekend in both the Super Rugby and the penultimate round of the Six Nations. So drop everything you are doing, get out your dream journal and start taking notes, because Carlo ‘Triple Threat’ Tizzano is a case study you don't want to miss.

It is time for episode 10 of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the show - talking about sleeping with mouth tape

01:32 - Carlo talks about his love of MMA

01:55 - Carlo’s intro

03:08 - Carlo talks about his quirks

03:52 - Carlo and Swoop spent some time together at the Mauritius 10’s

07:06 - Carlo’s rugby heroes

08:46 - Carlo talks about how MMA helped his rugby and who he would fight in footy

11:37 - What is Carlo’s full Italian name?

13:36 - Carlo talks about his vlogging and why athletes should do it more

15:03 - How annoying is Nic White at the Force?

16:34 - Carlo Tizzano v Fraser McReight

19:30 - Carlo talks about the Lions Tour

20:44 - How is traveling from Perth?

23:27 - Carlo Tizzano’s favourite cartoon character

24:15 - Bench, start and drop / Deserted Island Questions

27:42 - Carlo talks about his personal form and the form of the Force

30:15 - SUPER RUGBY ROUND 4 PREVIEW - TAHS V FORCE

31:57 - Carlo talks about being Neurodivergent

35:45 - SUPER RUGBY ROUND 4 PREVIEW CONTINUED

43:07 - SIX NATIONS ROUND 4 PREVIEW - IRELAND V FRANCE

44:37 - SCOTLAND V WALES

45:12 - ENGLAND V ITALY

47:32 - Goodbye to Carlo

49:34 - Close of the show

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KOKO goes LOCO for Super Rugby and Carlo Tizzano Stirs up some Beef with Curry.

Tue, 04 Mar 2025 07:00:00 GMT

In this week’s first spoonful of The KOKO Show you all get treated to a tasty charcuterie board of fine footy yummies. This week the lads decided to do the ‘Superb Rugby Roundup’ a little differently, instead of winding their way through every game one by one, they decided to tackle another cracking week of domestic footy by illuminating their ‘Top 5 Talking points’.

Moreover, with this new found angle and creative direction, the fellas have conjured up some of the best and most beautiful rugby punditry money can buy, as they deep dive on how all the Aussie teams are shaping up after three weeks, as well as establishing a mutual agreement that no Super Rugby team has hit their straps just yet.

Plus, after the boys clean themselves up from that sensual Super Rugby session of common sense, they add to their tally of ‘Locked in Lions’ and finally they finish with a truly edge of your seat installment of the KOKO Quiz.

So sheer your sheep, milk those cows and collect the eggs, because Old MacDonald has a fucking good podcast for you to listen to. It is time for episode nine of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the show

01:55 - Introduce the boys

04:33 - What the boys learnt over the weekend

06:13 - Ma’a Nonu returns to Toulon

09:11 - KOKO Fantasy Competition

12:04 - Super Rugby Roundup - ‘KOKO’s Top 5 Takeaways’

12:42 - Biv: The amazing tries in Super Rugby

18:45 - Swoop: Foul play in the Drua v Tahs game

21:28 - Gits: How good are the ‘Finishers’

28:08 - Swoop: Why can't you jump over the ruck to score?

33:25 - Biv: Culture Round was a success and the comp is tight

38:28 - Super W Round 1 Recap

40:06 - KOKO’s LOKO Players of the week

44:24 - The KOKO Quiz

51:50 - The Locked in Lions - Carlo Tizzano crashes the party

55:31 - Carlo Tizzano has beef with Tom Curry

55:51 - Carlo tells the story of how he chipped his tooth

57:17 - Carlo talks about sleeping with mouth tape

59:40 - Close of the show

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KOKO Locks in some Lions, sets up Super Rugby Round 3 and Dominates a Dear Drew

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 19:00:00 GMT

For our second succulent slice of KOKO this week the lads get chiefed up about round 3 of the Superb Rugby Season as they lay out all their tips and tricks for the upcoming games, whilst unpacking who they believe is warming into season 2025 nicely.

We know what you are thinking up north, these one eyed southerners wouldn’t know what good rugby was even if it slapped them on the forehead, so just for you we are serving up another smattering of ‘Locked In Lions’.

Finally, the KOKO Crew are bringing back an oldie but a goodie, ‘Dear Drew’ makes its long awaited return and boy does this listener question open up some fresh 2015 Rugby World Cup wounds.

So get out your kleenex and use them as you see fit, because this ep may make you laugh, cry or even slightly aroused.

It is time now for another episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the show

00:54 - KOKO’s Lock In Lions

04:11- Super Rugby Round 3 Preview

04:18 - MOANA PASIFIKA V HIGHLANDERS PREVIEW

07:43 - WARATAHS V DRUA PREVIEW

09:22 - CHIEFS V BRUMBIES PREVIEW

10:42 - HURRICANES V BLUES PREVIEW

11:37 - FORCE V REDS PREVIEW

13:29 - The Ovolo Hotels Sponsorship Read - 15:35

16:31 - Vancouver Sevens Update

17:54 - Dear Drew - 2015 Rugby World Cup question from Mick

29:04 - The KOKO Website

29:28 - Gits is getting a vasectomy and Drew recounts his hip operation

33:38 - Close of the show

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Finn Russell Breaks Down the Loss to England and Chats all Things The Lions Tour

Tue, 25 Feb 2025 07:00:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show our first instalment is jam packed wall to wall with the game they play in heaven as we break down all the action from across the Six Nations and Super Rugby. With so much ‘ra ra’ to rummage through we thought it would be sensible to enlist a very special guest to make sense of it all.

Our guest this week is such a big deal in the world of rugby the fact he is on our dinky little show either means there was an administrative error or he is just straight up crazy. This fella is without a doubt one of the best number 10’s in the world, he hates an untidy house, his favourite film is anchorman and boy he can whip up a mean carbonara, so please put your hands together for Mr Finn Russell.

With Finn in toe, we discuss and dissect all the Six Nations action from over the weekend which saw England win back the Calcutta Cup, the Irish down the resilient Welsh and the French flog the abysmal Azzurri. Furthermore, Mr Russell talks about his excitement surrounding the upcoming Lions Tour and he has promised the KOKO Crew a couple of big nights out on him.

Plus, the lads also get silky with a sublime second round of Super Rugby, illuminating all the reasons as to why it is the best domestic competition in the world. So slip on your kilts, pour yourself a Scotch and let the breeze blow between your cheeks, because this show will be a super sensual yet very Scottish sensory overload.

It is time now for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the show

02:26 - Introduce the boys

04:13 - What the boys would have done if they didn’t play footy

06:52 - KOKO Fantasy Super League Update

08:35 - Six Nations Summation - Introduce Finn Russell

09:03 - ENGLAND V SCOTLAND REVIEW

09:40 - Finn talks about the missed conversion

11:23 - What was said in the Scottish sheds after the game?

12:06 - Finn’s relationship with Gregor Townsend

13:45 - Finn talks about The Lions Series

14:55 - The development of the Scottish attack

18:35 - Is Finn Russell romantic?

20:07 - Finn talks about being a stonemason

21:30 - Finn on his time in France

27:20 - Start, Bench and Drop

28:15 - The Deserted Island question for Finn

29:48 - Finn talks about his weeks off

30:56 - The KOKO Quiz

37:05 - WALES V IRELAND REVIEW

43:26 - ITALY V FRANCE REVIEW

47:24 - The Ovolo Hotels Sponsorship Read

50:45 - Super Rugby Summation: CHIEFS V CRUSADERS REVIEW

52:50 - REDS V MOANA PASIFIKA REVIEW

57:50 - HURRICANES V DRUA REVIEW

01:00:00 - HIGHLANDERS V BLUES REVIEW

01:04:16 - BRUMBIES V FORCE REVIEW

01:11:01 - KOKO’S LOCO Players of the Week

01:12:23 - Close of the show

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Big Willy Skelton Casts a Looming Shadow over Tiny Little KOKO

Wed, 19 Feb 2025 19:00:00 GMT

In this week's second instalment of what to listen to when you have no will to live, sorry I mean The KOKO Show, we are joined by an extra large special guest. This man is known as the Seven Hills Hulk, the ‘Steifel Tower’ and the ‘bestie Westie’ to ever play footy. So please put your hands together for a man that has captained the Wallabies, played for the Tahs and is currently turning the French Top 14 on its head, it is the one and only Mr Will Skelton.

In this episode The KOKO Crew chop it up big time with Willy discussing everything from his early days in Wallaby Camp all the way through to his desire to play in the upcoming Lions Series.

Plus, we give you guys a preview of the upcoming Six Nations matches as well as who the boys are tipping in round 2 of the Super Rugby Pacific Competition. So stand up tall and slide into a pair of Antoine Dupont endorsed Cuban heels for a few extra inches as we tackle all the big issues with an even bigger Will Skelton, right now on Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the show

01:37 - Introduce Will Skelton

03:46 - Will Skelton is not the biggest in his family

05:22 - Will and Drew were put in the Wallabies fat camp

07:59 - Will talks about the gruelling nature of rugby in France

09:25 - Will talks about coming back and playing for the Wallabies

11:19 - Will chats about his coach Ronan O’Gara

17:39 - Will and Kate have welcomed a new baby into their family

18:08 - Will has size 18 feet and he shows the boys his Crocs

19:57 - Will talks about playing with the KOKO boys

23:46 - START, BENCH AND DROP

24:29 - The Island Survival Question

26:28 - Will wants to play in the Lions Series

27:53 - The boys reflect on what Ronan O’Gara could bring to the Wallabies

31:46 - Round 3 Six Nations Preview

37:40 - Round 2 Super Rugby Pacific Predictions

38:33 - KOKO’s Locked in Lions

40:23 - Close of the show

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Super Rugby Starts with a Big Old Bang in Round 1 and KOKO is Left to Tidy Up

Tue, 18 Feb 2025 07:00:00 GMT

For the first installment this week of The KOKO Show we are making round one of the Super Rugby season the first order of business, as the lads crunch the numbers and survey the action from a spine tingling slate of initial matches. In a week where 45 tries were awarded, 317 points were scored and every match finished within a 1-12 margin, it would be fair to say Super Rugby is back and the fellas were physically aroused. With tight pants and positive attitudes the boys shuck each game like a delicious Sydney Rock Oyster, handing you their pearls of wisdom when necessary and throwing out the facts that don't pass the sniff test.

Moreover, the guys get hot and heavy celebrating the most successful first round of Super Rugby by Aussie teams since 2018, with the Brumbies, Warartahs and Western force all notching up last gasp wins for a tangly little trifecta of triumph. Plus, the fellas are open and honest with how they are placed after week one in the KOKO Super Rugby Fantasy League, as they celebrate sexy selections, rue missed opportunities or in Prof’s case only just realised the Reds didn't play. So sit back and set up a fantasy team full of your favourite former footy greats over forty that have a mediocre podcast and let your dirtiest thoughts run wild.

It is time to get freaky ladies and gentlemen with another episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the show

01:00 - Introducing the show

04:39 - Introduce the boys

06:03 - KOKO Fantasy Super Rugby League chat

12:23 - Superb Rugby Summation

12:46 - CRUSADERS V HURRICANES REVIEW

16:35 - WARATAHS V HIGHLANDERS REVIEW

29:49 - DRUA V BRUMBIES REVIEW

35:04 - BLUES V CHIEFS REVIEW

39:10 - FORCE V MOANA PASIFIKA REVIEW

47:06 - KOKO’s Takeaways from round one of Super Rugby

48:37 - KOKO’s LOKO Players of the Round

49:44 - Goit had to clear up a fallen tree

51:14 - The KOKO Quiz

57:11 - Close of the show

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A Succulent Super Rugby Season Preview is Front and Centre on The KOKO Show

Thu, 13 Feb 2025 19:00:00 GMT

For your second trip up to the all you can eat KOKO buffet of happiness and rugby filled banter, we are giving you a healthy lashing of Super Rugby excitement, a side salad of ‘What’s Drewin’ and little sweet treat to finish as we name our first round of ‘Locked in Lions’.

With the ‘Superb’ Rugby season merely hours away from kicking off the lads run their greasy mitts through each and every Australian franchise, handing you unsolicited pearls of wisdom about how each team will compete and fair in the upcoming 2025 season. We talk crucial INS, OUT and and what could have ‘beens’ for each side, as we put together the most complete and comprehensive season preview that zero dollars could buy. Plus, the boys have to smooth over some tense moments with Gits as he comes to terms with the fact most of the best Rebels players on the market didn't and shouldn’t want to live in Canberra. I mean we could all ‘A SEE T’ that was coming! Moreover, Drew clears the cobwebs off the age-old debate “What is Sua’ali’i’s best position?”, as the Tahs look to play him at the back, whilst Schmidt saw his value in the centres.

Finally, to keep our little frostbitten friends north of the wall happy, we have introduced a new segment called ‘The Locked in Lions”, where for the 12 weeks the lads will pick one player each every week to put on our whiteboard that can pack their bags and book their exit rows seats for the Lions Tour Down Under. So, put your tray tables away and place your seats in the upright position as the KOKO Crew point out each and every debaucherous exit on your whirlwind trip to pleasure town. It is time now for episode four of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the show

01:33 - Swoop talks about the benefits of stillness

02:48 - The boys talk about Valentines Day

04:18 - Super Rugby Discussion

05:10 - WARATAHS 2025 PREVIEW

10:10 - What's Drewing? - What position should Sua’ali’i play?

13:50 - BRUMBIES 2025 PREVIEW

20:02 - WESTERN FORCE 2025 PREVIEW

25:20 - REDS 2025 PREVIEW

29:20 - The boys predict the Super Rugby winner

29:35 - The boys preview round 1 of the Super Rugby

31:20 - The Locked In Lions Segment

37:51 - What are guys doing for Valentine's Day?

39:02 - Close of the show

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Joe Schmidt’s Looming Exit is Tackled by KOKO, Rd 2 of the Six Nations and the Power of Life Lessons

Tue, 11 Feb 2025 07:00:15 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show our Tuesday fix gets seriously down and dirty with the world of ‘Ra Ra’ as the lads get open and honest about all the action across week two of the Six Nations, as well as pulling apart all the big news within Australian Rugby. To kick off the first episode of the week the boys went introspective outlining lessons they learnt over the weekend, in a brand new segment we like to call ‘KOKO’s Weekend Wake Up Call’.

The second sinking ship to depart the port of Kick Off and Kick On was a comprehensive sweep of the sad news that Joe Schmidt will be hanging up his green and gold whistle at the conclusion of the TRC. The KOKO Crew touch on all the noble reasons for his departure, the work he has done so far and the work he will continue to do up until the end of his tenure to put Australian Rugby back on the International radar. Plus, the boys get BOLD once again, as they outline possible suitors in the rugby stratosphere that cut the mustard as Joe Schmidt’s replacement.

We know what you are all thinking up north these Aussies are so bloody self-centered, but fret not my winter withered wise arses, we have once again served you up a delicious helping of the ‘Six Nations Summation’, as we highlight England’s upset over the French and Ireland’s renewed quest for that always elusive Grand Slam. So spark up a durrie because vaping is so 2024 and let this next gen rugby ruckus fill your every orifice with life, laughter and the pursuit of some fucking sponsors. It is time for week 2 of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the show

03:37 - Intro the boys

06:03 - Tommy apologises to the Italians

07:26 - KOKO’s Weekend Wake Up Calls

12:44 - What’s Drewing - Joe Schmidt’s exit

14:47 - New Wallabies coach discussion

20:38 - Six Nations Summation

21:41 - ITALY V WALES REVIEW

29:03 - ENGLAND V FRANCE REVIEW

35:19 - SCOTLAND V IRELAND REVIEW

42:53 - The KOKO Quiz

52:29 - Close of the show

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Mack Hansen the prodigal returns for another crack at KOKO.

Thu, 06 Feb 2025 19:00:00 GMT

For your second serving of this always tasty shit sandwich the KOKO Crew have brought back a prodigal son and fan favourite to get season 2 off to a humming start. This Guinness gulping Galway Geezer is there when we need him just to release the pressure valve that builds up when you are podcasting royalty, so please welcome back the KOKO Show’s most bountiful booty call, Mr Mack ‘Daddy’ Hansen.

In the second episode this week the boys dive in deep with Mack, breaking down his round one performance in their win over England, how Ireland are feeling about their Six Nations campaign and what are his chances of donning the red jersey for the British and Irish Lions. Plus, we get a well waxed cheeky surprise from Mack when he stands up to fix the light, that’s right Mr Hansen almost bares all and proves that he is the gift that keeps on giving.

Finally, we round out week one of The KOKO Show with a tongue wagging quiz, which was brought back by popular demand. So untie yourself from whatever Shibari shit show you naughty little freaks are into and whack on your four favourite footy fuckwits, it is time again for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the show

00:56 - Hello and welcome to episode two

01:33 - Introduce Mack Hansen

02:47 - Mack struggling to get up early for the show and not wearing pants

04:10 - Mack explains why he missed our show in Dublin

05:05 - Mack talks about Ireland's win over England

06:07 - Gits wants to know who is Ireland’s attacking mastermind

06:54 - Mack describes his favourite household item

08:07 - Mack describes his scuffle with Maro Itoje

09:08 - Who is the lippiest player in the Six Nations?

11:43 - Mack picks who would win in a wrestle between Bundee Aki and James Lowe

12:43 - Mack talks about his suspension

13:25 - Mack talks about the improvement he has seen in the Wallabies

14:54 - Mack talks about his desire to play for the Lions

17:45 - Mack discusses Ireland’s biggest test in this year's Six Nations

19:00 - The KOKO Quiz

26:32 - Mack and the boys give their predictions for Scotland v Ireland

27:43 - The boys talk about sleeping in the nude

28:35 - Mack shows us his buttocks AGAIN!

28:51 - The boys farewell Mack

29:19 - Six Nations Round 2 Predictions

34:47 - Close of the show

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The KOKO Show is Back and Six Nations Rugby is on the Menu!

Tue, 04 Feb 2025 07:00:00 GMT

Finally, Kick Offs and Kick Ons is back on the airwaves in 2025 and in the first episode of season two the lads do not disappoint in bringing the heat. After an off-season full of self reflection, realignment and rejuvenation the KOKO Crew are returning with a pep in their step, a new outlook on life and absolutely no sponsors to speak of. In 2025 we are bringing you double the debauchery each week with two separate episodes to ensure our fans get a complete feast of footy week in and week out. In episode one of season 2 we cut straight to the bone of all the Six Nations news after one week of the tournament, breaking down how the Irish outmuscled the English, the Scots dismantled the Italians and the French whacked the woeful Welsh. Plus, the boys give you their ‘Bold Predictions’ for 2025, illuminating their authentic thoughts and feelings in the world of rugby, as well as gambling on real life milestones. So sit back raise your hands to the skies and shout “fuck yes KOKO is back”, as we bring you the world of rugby like you have never heard it before, whilst giving you a chaser of inane banter to help it go down smoothly. It is time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons 2.0.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the show

00:54 - Season 1 recap

02:52 - Introducing the boys

05:25 - What the boys did in their break

12:04 - The new KOKO Show format - 2 Episodes a week

14:09 - What we have to look forward to in 2025

16:37 - Finish these sentences

18:10 - KOKO Bold Predictions

24:38 - The Six Nations Summation

27:04 - FRANCE V WALES REVIEW

36:01 - SCOTLAND V ITALY REVIEW

40:43 - IRELAND V ENGLAND REVIEW

48:18 - Other rugby news

56:31 - PERTH SEVENS REVIEW

58:59 - KOKO website and socials plug

59:21 - Sponsorship call out

59:51 - Close of the show

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BONUS CONTENT: A look back at the Hong Kong Sevens and what's in store for 2025!

Sun, 22 Dec 2024 02:54:13 GMT

The KOKO boys end the year looking back at their time at the famous Hong Kong 7s thanks to HKTB, Cathay Pacific and Ovolo Hotels. Outside of the incredible rugby the highlights for the trip included a night at Sha Tin Races, fancy dress shopping on Pottinger Street and of course a visit to The Peak.

At the stadium itself we had an incredible time in both the state-of-the-art Cathay Suite and also in the lively South Stand as well as being joined by a plethora of famous faces join the show including Dan Carter, Victor Matfield and Michael Hooper.

2025 is set to be even bigger for the event with the weekend moving to Kai Tak Sports Park for the first time and we are looking very likely to return, so you should be there too and thanks to Cathay you can get special package deals including flights, hotels and tickets from the links below:

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The KOKO Show’s Christmas Bonanza all the way from awesome Orange

Tue, 17 Dec 2024 07:00:52 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we come to your eyes and ears by way of the Central Tablelands in NSW as the fellas finish off our inaugural season of KOKO in Orange. Despite the boys being of weary body and mind, they bound their Northern Hemisphere inflicted wounds, popped a couple Nurofen plus and got back on this bucking bronco of a show to finish the year off in grassroots style. When we started this show, all we wanted to do is help the average Aussie footy fan fall back in love with rugby again, whilst giving back to the OG footy fans in our rural and regional communities. Oh Boy! Let us bloody tell you rugby union is alive and well if northwest NSW is anything to go by and we can’t thank The Saltbush Hotel, Orange and the surrounding areas enough for their support of the show in our final episode of season one.

In this week’s episode we put a pretty little Chrissy bow on what was a whirlwind debut season for Kick Offs and Kick Ons, discussing the year that was 2024 in both the contexts of our show as well as the World Rugby landscape as a whole. The lads breakdown their highs and lows of the year, who and what caught their eye on the field and what 2025 has in store for all of us. We would like to give a big thank you to our headline sponsor MYER for all of their support this year and allowing us to create a show that accurately conveys the light and shade of Australian Rugby. Plus, we would also like to show some love to all of our sponsors throughout 2024 for being vital cogs in the wheel of success that was KOKO 1.0. In a year that has seen us laugh, cry, sit on milk crates and then travel to all corners of the globe, it is you our fans that deserve the final thanks. Without your support week in and week out, we wouldn't be able to put this poor excuse of a podcast together and for that we are eternally grateful. So, for the final time in 2024 lather yourself in baby oil, put on your comfiest lounging around g-banger and let the buttery tones of KOKO take you on a journey. It is time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES

00:00 - Start of the show

01:36 - Introducing the show

03:51 - Introducing the boys

07:05 - Thanks to the Saltbush Hotel for having us

10:56 - Highlights and lowlights of the year

17:41 - Favourite guest

21:20 - Budgy Smuggler

23:40 - THE WALLABIES YEAR AND AWARDS

29:16 - Joe Schmidt’s future in Australian Rugby

33:39 - Wallabies five year plan

37:03 - The Lions tour

39:12 - SIX NATIONS PREVIEW

42:25 - THE ALL BLACKS’ YEAR IN 2024

46:23 - THE SPRINGBOKS’ YEAR IN 2024

48:52 - ARGENTINA’S YEAR IN 2024

54:44 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER

01:03:01 - Drew thanks the fans of the show

01:04:17 - What does KOKO look like in 2025?

01:07:53 - Close of the show and season 1 of KOKO

Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au

Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.

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A massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Brewing Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/

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Bryan Habana and Michael Hooper join KOKO on set direct from the Emirates Dubai Sevens.

Wed, 04 Dec 2024 06:30:06 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show the lads leave their luggage-less European odyssey behind to take on the delicious yet dangerous deserts of Dubai. As we all know December signals the end of the International Test season down under, with the resurgent Wallabies going down in a tight tussle against the intoxicating Irish in Dublin. With that being said the KOKO Crew breaks down all the ins and outs of that encounter and how Aussie fans should be buoyed by what we saw in Joe Schmidt’s heartbreaking homecoming. However, as we close the book on 2024’s Test Match madness, the lads open up the sensational sevens scrapbook as we look at all the action from the Emirates Dubai Sevens. We trade in the slush and sleet of soggy Europe for the sun and sand of the UAE, to bring you a cracking show from the comfort of the Emirates Dubai Sevens Sunroom, as we celebrate the Aussie women and the Fiji men for claiming their respective titles over the weekend. Plus, the gang are joined by two of the all time greats who are now part of the HSBC red polo stable raking in that global dollar, so please get ready to enjoy the stories and world class banter from Bryan Habana and Michael Hooper.

To cap off a cracking episode we express our love and support for all the people and entities involved in putting together this KOKO Tour and of course we show our appreciation for the beautiful people at MYER with an all time mixed bag Match Fit all they from the Dubai desert. As we near the end of our inaugural season as The KOKO Show we encourage you not to worry and be happy because we promise to be back bigger and better next year. It is time now for Kick Offs and Kick Ons The Emirates Dubai Sevens Editions.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the show

01:29 - Run through of the tour so far

04:03 - Introduce the boys

06:23 - Reviewing Gits’ new ink

07:20 - Drew gets scammed

10:29 - IRELAND V WALLABIES REVIEW

18:11 - 2003 English World Cup winners in the crowd

18:45 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater

25:09 - Chat about the Emirates Dubai Sevens

28:29 - REVIEW OF THE EMIRATES DUBAI SEVENS ACTION

30:04 - Welcome Bryan Habana

31:04 - Bryan talks about the Wallabies and Australian Rugby

33:03 - Welcome Michael Hooper

34:00 - Michael Hooper on the Wallabies

38:48 - Habana wants to know who did the best ‘Fruit Bat’

41:41 - Habana and Hoops discuss their work in Dubai for HSBC

45:01 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER

48:58 - Denim Dan talking about his playing days

49:48 - KOKO Show in Orange plug

50:43 - Easy Times Brewing Co plug

51:08 - Highlights and lowlights from the trip

52:20 - Denim Dan takes his pants off

53:10 - Emirates Dubai Sevens Highlight Showreel

01:10:25 - Close of the show

Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au

Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.

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Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Brewing Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/

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The Wallabies’ Grand Slam dream is over but the KOKO Crew are in Monaco baby!

Tue, 26 Nov 2024 22:00:00 GMT

This week on the KOKO Show the lads are coming to you from the billionaire's backyard, Monaco. In a nation known for its tangy tax breaks, OTT opulence and a general intolerance for Aussie ‘riff raff’, there are four bog standard blokes with no voices, peaking anxiety levels and rented tuxedos leaving their mark on this really tidy town. We are in Prince Albert’s country for the World Rugby Awards and after dragging Holiday Swoop away from the open bar, Drew away from stalking Dupont and putting Goit’s shirt back on for the red carpet, we found ourselves just a little sliver of time to bring you a truly luxe podcasting presentation of perfection.

As the Autumn Internationals come to close with only one match remaining next weekend, with the Aussies taking on the Irish, we give you a full breakdown of all the action from week three of the November Test Match madness. Moreover, despite the panel being down in the dumps after watching the Wallabies’ Grand Slam hopes get murdered at Murrayfield, we run through all the ins and outs of Scotland’s sublime sinking of HMAS ‘Schmidt Hot’ and how the Aussies will bounce back against the Irish. Plus, we will give you a little taste of all the matches from across the weekend, as well as all the winners and grinners from World Rugby’s night of nights. I mean it aint the Logies or the RSL’s mega meat tray raffle, but Monaco is pretty cool I guess.

So, get yourself squared away as we bring you MYER’s first Monaco mixed bag Match Fit and some seriously sensational ‘Super Sizzlers’ brought to you by BeefEater and Appliances Online. This show will certainly bring you vacay vibes, as boys go full ‘maxo relaxo’ in the middle of the Med. Despite our show standing out like dogs balls in such a serene setting, we promise to deliver you a demure dictation of the most distinguished debauchery in all of rugby. It is time now for Kick Offs and Kick Ons the Monaco edition.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Cold Opener

01:15 - Start of the show

03:16 - Missing bags and late arrival to World Rugby Awards

06:48 - World Rugby Award winners

09:00 - The KOKO Tour so far

12:13 - Budgy Smuggler shoutout

12:33 - Introduce the boys

16:10 - SCOTLAND V WALLABIES REVIEW

23:33 - Super Sizzlers brought to you by BeefEater and Appliances Online

31:50 - Swoop's lost jumper story and living arrangements

35:41 - Dubai Sevens Plug

36:44 - SOUTH AFRICA VS WALES

40:15 - IRELAND VS FIJI

41:26 - FRANCE VS AGENTINA

41:58 - ITALY VS ALL BLACKS

44:13 - Razor Robinson Vaping

44:40 - ENGLAND VS JAPAN

46:13 - World Dream Team Picks

48:44 - Match Fit

54:22 - Quiz

1:01:30 - KOKO Beer Easy Times

1:07:36 - Highlights

Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au

Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.

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Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Brewing Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/

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KOKO lands in London to Break Bread with Ben Youngs and The Wallabies wallop the Welsh!

Tue, 19 Nov 2024 17:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we come to your eyes and ears from foggy old London, where people come to complain and sun tans come to die. The Special guest this week on KOKO does not have a long neck nor feathers, but boy he is a bit of a goose. He is England’s most capped player of all time and from all accounts one of the best blokes to ever grace a footy field. We apologize you have to listen to this pint-sized pain in the ass for a whole episode, but we are truly grateful that Mr. Ben Youngs dropped by for a chat.

The boys run through the whole slate of Test Match footy from week 2 of the November Internationals, starting with the Wallabies record-breaking win over the woeful Welsh, England falling short once again to their Southern Hemisphere counterparts, Les Bleus bouncing the big boy All Blacks and plenty more from around the grounds. Thanks to our dear friends at MYER we bring you some silky summer threads from the dullest place on earth in a confusingly beautiful mixed bag ‘Match Fit’ and we fire up the grills to deliver our ‘Super Sizzlers’ from the weekend’s action, brought to you by BeefEater and Appliances Online.

So lock up families, chain up your pets, and clear out your safety deposit boxes. The KOKO Contiki Tour is in full swing and Holiday Swoop has been let out of his cage. As we have always said on this show, when the Wallabies ‘Schmidt It In’, KOKO ‘Schmidts’ alongside them but one thing is for sure our boys turn that ‘Schmidt’ up to a ten. So, sit back and enjoy as we lock in on those kilt-wearing caber tossers, that's right Scotland you’re next! But right now it’s time for an all-new Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

00:00 - Intros

04:51 - Ben Youngs Apologises again

07:52 How do we fix ENGLAND?

12:03 - The English Blitz defence

15:31 - Is England missing too many experienced players?

19:49 - Can Australia win the Grand Slam?

21:29 - AUSTRALIA v WALES

24:33 - Interest in the Wallabies growing in Australia.

26:55 - Selections for Wallabies v Scotland

28:27 - Superstars in your team gives you confidence

32:55 - FRANCE v ALL BLACKS

36:12 - IRELAND v ARGENTINA

39:42 - Michael Cheika coaching Ben at Leicester

46:35 - Ben gets kidnapped

47:35 - Start One, Bench One, Drop One

53:05 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER

56:42 - Australia v England Quiz

01:03:29 - Super Sizzler thanks to Beefeater

01:12:05 - where you can find Ben Podcast - For the Love of Rugby

Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au

Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.

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Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Brewing Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/

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The Wallabies triumph over England inspires Alex Corbisiero as he spits bars to light up KOKO.

Tue, 12 Nov 2024 06:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we take a minute as a nation to bask in the radiant light of victory and the glorious healing properties of ‘Schmidting it in’ over the old foe. The lads whisk you away on an all expenses paid trip in and around how the Wallabies managed to win their first match against England at Twickenham since 2015, keeping the hopes of breaking the 40 year Grand Slam drought well and truly alive. To help us navigate this titanus tussle at ‘Twicks’ we tried to think of a former English great that would willingly allow us to rub his nose in the fact that Australia is simply just better as a country, so we landed on Gits’ big burly and often baked bear of a best mate, Mr Alex Corbisiero who gives the show some much needed direction pointing out the areas of the game that caught his eye and the importance of professional identity. Furthermore, to put a bow on this vital victory for the mighty men in gold we dish up our ‘Super Sizzlers’ brought to you by BeefEater and Corbs generously graces us with a ‘phat rap’ dedicated to our show.

Plus, we also cover all the other big dog bouts including the All Black’s upset of Ireland, the Boks silencing the Scots and of course Fiji whaling on Wales. We know what you are thinking, what are you guys wearing whilst you piece together this rugby roundtable of awesomeness? Well thanks to MYER the fellas are fashionably on point and they show you just what to buy for summer in the newest instalment of the always wonderful mixed bag ‘Match Fit’. So lie back and get comfy as we tell you a raunchy tale from the weekend entitled ‘The Grand Slam’, where the Northern Hemisphere wined and dined the South, then we rolled around in their fields a little, used their shower, sullied their tooth brush and never called them again, leaving the North’s ego bruised, used and confused heading into week 2 of the tour. It’s time for an all new Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start

02:29 - Introductions

06:56 - ‘How Was Your Weekend Swoop?’ segment

10:13 - Swoop’s return to the ‘KOKO Match Review’

14:31 - Movember

16:00 - London City Sevens

16:35 - Introduce Alex Corbisiero

21:28 - San Diego Legion doco

25:00 - ENGLAND V WALLABIES MATCH REVIEW

44:06 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater

51:09 - Corb’s special rap for The KOKO Show

55:16 - KOKO European Tour

56:00 - Dubai Sevens

56:42 - IRELAND V ALL BLACKS MATCH REVIEW

01:03:30 - SCOTLAND V SOUTH AFRICA MATCH REVIEW

01:06:26 - WALES V FIJI MATCH REVIEW

01:08:51 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER

01:16:58 - KOKO Final Show in Orange

01:18:24 - Easy Times Brewing Co KOKO Christmas collection

01:21:26 - Dear Drew

01:25:19 - Close of the show

Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au

Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.

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Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Brewing Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/

BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com

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The Wallabies down England in the dying moments for their first win at Twickenham since 2015.

Sat, 09 Nov 2024 23:18:31 GMT

This week in the ‘KOKO Match Review’ the boys celebrate an amazing Wallabies win against the old foe England in the dying moments at Twickenham. The ‘Gladiators of Gold’ showed a new identity of grit and determination to claim only their second Test Match win over the motherland in their last twelve matchups. The gang analyzed Aussie debutant Joseph Sua’ali’i’s performance as he became only the second Wallaby behind our very own Matt Giteau to play their first professional rugby union match on the international stage. Although Joseph’s bank balance might have a few less commas than Goits, he did however manage a feat that our little legend couldn't by claiming player man of the match honours in his very first outing. In a game where both sides landed punches and weathered storms, the lads highlight that for the Wallabies Len Ikitau had a formidable performance in every facet of the game and for the English it is fair to say Marcus Smith has put a stake in the ground as a premier fly half in world rugby. However, it was Joe Schmidt’s men who dug deep for the full eighty minutes and ensured that the always elusive Grand Slam title was still alive and kicking for the Wallabies in 2024.

The lads will cover every square inch of this cracking Test Match documenting the emotional ebbs and flows of International rugby and how the mighty Wallabies took a Schmidt on England’s parade. So wake the fuck up and smell the roses that we just stole from those pesky primadonna Poms. Australia it is time to stop checking your blood pressure, pop a ‘xanny’, pour yourself a spritz and just bathe in the warm and fuzzies that a win over England provides. Please enjoy another dose of the ‘KOKO Match Review’.

Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au

Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.

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Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Brewing Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/

BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com

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The KOKO Show along with Will Genia dives head first into the November Internationals.

Tue, 05 Nov 2024 06:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show the boys are joined by a Wallabies Test Centurion, pint sized powerhouse and just all around great bloke. This fella was known for his delicious service from the base of the ruck and the amazing ability to live on a steady diet of self confidence and Pepsi Max. That is right, Will Genia drops by to impart his wisdom, footy insights and humour on our delightful panel of dullards. In this episode the boys break down the All Black’s nail biting victory over England, as well as Scotland's schooling of a feeble Fiji at Murrayfield. Fret not ye KOKO cool cats, this is not where the ‘ra ra’ ramble ends, as the fellas fine tooth comb their way through week 1 of the November Internationals giving you personalised previews of all the hot tips and count flips when it comes to deciding who is better between the North and South. However, we spend a little more time on how Joe’s ‘Gladiators of Gold’ are shaping up to dismantle the motherland and priming themselves to sufficiently ‘Schmidt’ on England’s parade.

Plus, thanks to our beautiful friends at MYER for keeping this show on its toes, we slide out another silky yet sensual ‘Match Fit’ that promises to hit you in all the right places. Furthermore, with the mercury rising and the ocean glittering our hankering for a grilling session is coming to the surface, so thanks to BeefEater and Appliances Online the time for a BBQ is now. So sit back, plug in your iPod shuffle, flip a couple of snags and bask in the glow of KOKO, as we prepare the nation to watch our mighty Wallabies turn Twickenham into a temple of torture, whilst joyfully downing our foes that wear that silly rose. Ladies and Gentlemen, It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the show

02:42 - Introduce the boys

05:26 - Budgy Smuggler promo shoot

06:33 - Rugby Roundup part 1 / Northern Hemisphere Legends

07:30 - SCOTLAND V FIJI - REVIEW

13:41 - ENGLAND V ALL BLACKS - REVIEW AND THE JOE MARLER HAKA SITUATION

23:22 - Introduce Will Genia

25:10 - Hazing Will Genia

26:36 - Will Genia on his time in Japan

30:24 - Will’s opinion on the current Wallabies team

35:50 - Will on what it is like to play in the Northern Hemisphere

38:15 - KOKO Spring Tour plug

39:36 - Start, Bench and Drop

40:47 - Easy Times Brewing Co plug

41:01 - Will Genia on Joseph Sua’ali’i

43:53 - ENGLAND V WALLABIES - PREVIEW

53:27 - IRELAND V ALL BLACKS - PREVIEW

59:32 - WALES V FIJI - PREVIEW

01:02:22 - SCOTLAND V SOUTH AFRICA - PREVIEW

01:04:08 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER

01:09:13 - The KOKO Christmas Special in Orange

01:10:10 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater

01:12:44 - Close of the show

Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au

Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.

AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater

EUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-us

Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/

BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com

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WE'RE BACK! The KOKO Crew return refreshed and reborn with a no guest nonsense.

Tue, 29 Oct 2024 06:00:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show the lads are back after a much needed hiatus, filled with meditation retreats, prostate exams and day trips to their local VIP gaming facilities. All in all it is fair to say that they are back with a renewed energy for life and the sole mindset of delivering to you our beautiful fans a just above average entertainment experience. With this being our first episode back on the horse after a break we thought let's not burden our beautiful minds with the pressures of a special guest, but rather let’s see this wild beast of a ‘no guest nonsense’ show organically grow to thoroughly encompass both the joys of rugby union and the unrivalled shenanigans deep within us all.

Thanks to MYER this show is able to remain on the air and this week they kept the lights on so we can give you a full preview of the upcoming spring/autumn tours where us the salty Southerners will once again pull the pants down of some Northern nobodys in dramatic Test Match fashion. In this episode we give you a full run sheet of how each team plans to ‘Schmidt it in’ north of the invisible line whilst also preparing the residence of the UK and Ireland for their impending arrival to the ‘Motherland’ for our highly anticipated KOKO Spring Tour brought to you by MIXR and the WRU.

Plus, our sun kissed studs show off their exquisite summer ready loot from MYER in another masterful mixed bag Match Fit. We also sing our praises for the gorgeous humans at Easy Times Brewing Co for their delightfully delicious and drinkable drops and of course you can't have beer without a BBQ, so we give a massive thanks to BeefEater and AppliancesOnline for their continual support.

So please raise your hands if you have missed us! Well we are back whether you like it or not and we are after only one thing and that is to be ‘Kings of the Noth’. As the Wallabies make tracks beyond the great divide to set the record straight, KOKO will be there every step of the way. As we have always said “When they Schmidt, we Schmidt, let’s all Schmidt it in together”.

Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au

Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the show and thanking MYER

02:53 - Introductions

05:12 - What have the boys did in the break and Easy Times Brewing Co plug

12:10 - Northern Hemisphere KOKO Tour

16:20 - Dubai Sevens Show plug

18:17 - WALLABIES preview and Joseph Sua’ali’i

31:32 - ALL BLACKS preview and review of the Japan match

38:37 - SPRINGBOKS preview

44:48 - ARGENTINA preview

47:43 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER

54:37 - The Wallaroos recap after winning WXV2

57:38 - Rocky Elsom

01:00:10 - Northern Hemisphere Legends

01:05:00 - Super Sizzlers brought to you by BeefEater

01:07:42 - KOKO final show in Orange

01:11:57 - Dear Drew

01:25:22 - Close of the show

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Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/

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‘BIG DELL’ delivers a world class performance as he takes KOKO for a spin.

Tue, 01 Oct 2024 07:30:37 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we say farewell to The Rugby Championship and we congratulate the Springboks on their first win in 5 years, as well as acknowledging their charmingly chunky trophy case. Soon it is our belief Rassie will need a rental space to stash all their hard earned and metabolically manifested hardware from across the globe. In order to put a neat little bow on this Southern Hemisphere slugfest of Test Match rugby we get the boys to grade all the nations in the TRC on how they performed in the past six games and where they stack up as they head north for their respective spring tours. Whilst we talk about our little friends north of the Equator, the KOKO Crew drop the dates and details for their hotly anticipated spring time tour, as the lads get ready to ruthlessly rumble with live shows in Cardiff, London, Edinburgh and Dublin. So please head to our website for all the necessary information, so you the punter can be part of this debaucherous descent on the UK and Ireland.

As we take a little step back from the Test Match arena this week, we decided that there is no greater distraction from the ebbs and flows of footy than our next very special guest. If you ever need to fill a pod from whistle to whistle then this bloke is your answer, because when he gets tired talking about himself he has every expectation that you will pick up the baton and continue this self-centered lovefest. This larger than life loveable larrikin stopped by KOKO HQ for an unforgettable session and turned this once quaint and humble rugby show into the throbbing hog it has always wanted to be. So please put your hands together for this full time fucking legend and part time grumpy bastard. He is a big, bald, beautiful Brisbane boy and he is The KOKO Show’s Mt Everest, it is the one and only Mr Wendell Sailor.

However, in between all these delightfully Dell infused discussions we find some time to show our major sponsor MYER some love with a masterfully manicured mixed bag ‘Match Fit’. Plus, we sucked back on a couple of lagers from Easy Times Beer Co and discussed our ‘Super Sizzlers’ for the week thanks to our dear friends at BeefEater and Appliances Online. So if you are in need for a little trip down ‘Degenerate Drive’ to really loosen the shackles and get amped for summer then this show is the one for you. It is time for another episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

Timecodes:

00:00 - Start of the show

05:07 - Introduce the boys

10:08 - TRC rankings and report cards

18:47 - The KOKO Spring Tour plug

24:08 - Introduce Wendell Sailor

26:16 - Rooming with Dell on tour and taking your money

36:00 - Wendell’s greatest footy memories

38:19 - Wendell discusses what is harder league or union

44:42 - Wendell playing for the Waratahs at Suncorp

47:47 - When did Wendell play his perfect game?

54:24 - What happened when Dell go suspended for 2 years

01:03:34 - Easy Time Beer Co plug

01:05:33 - Drew talking about when Wendell used to come and stay

01:07:36 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER

01:18:34 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater

01:29:16 - The KOKO Quiz

01:45:24 - Close of the show

Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au

Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.

AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater

EUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-us

Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/

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Springboks win the 2024 TRC at home and the All Blacks sweep up the Bledisloe Cup.

Sun, 29 Sep 2024 00:13:13 GMT

This week on ‘The KOKO Match Review’ the boys are up bright and early nursing sore heads and weary eyes to give you ‘ra ra’ roundup like no other. We will fine-tooth comb our way through Bledisloe two, where the All Blacks were pushed to the edge early by a brave and willing Wallabies team in windy Wellington. After getting off to a fast start this week the Wallabies mounted significant pressure, but when push came to shove, the points came a lot easier for the big brutal boys from the land of the long white cloud. The papers and social clips will read that the Wallabies went down two to nil in the Bledisloe Cup, but it is clear to the naked eye that our ‘Gangsters of Gold’ are putting in a ‘Schmidt’ tonne effort and are progressing nicely.

With the TRC on the line it would be reckless of The KOKO Crew not to address the neat little treat in Nelspruit between the Springboks and Pumas. Although the Pumas had a snowflake's chance in hell to hold the TRC title in their sassy South American hands, it was the banging Boks in the end that got up really big for Eben Etzebeth in his record breaking match. The ‘Green Goblins’ of gritty rugby proved way too strong at home for the pedestrian Pumas, claiming their much deserved place at the tippy top of The Rugby Championship.

So if you are rising slowly this fine morning muttering the words “Sundays are for Swoop” then throw on your coziest crotchless pants and listen to our dulcet tones to get you really hot and heavy. It is time for ‘The KOKO Match Review’.

00:00 - Intros

02:18 - Springboks v Los Pumas

12:07 - Wallabies v All Blacks

20:49 - KOKO Beers for Sale - go to www.kickoffsandkickons.com

Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au

Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.

AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater

EUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-us

Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/

BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com

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Stephen ‘Beaver’ Donald joins KOKO to discuss the Bledisloe nail-biter and Bok’s loss to Los Pumas.

Tue, 24 Sep 2024 07:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we take a long hard look at round five of The Rugby Championship, a weekend that saw the giddy guys of gold push the All Blacks to the edge in Bledisloe one, as well as the World Champion blazing Boks getting pantsed by the prideful Pumas in a one point thriller. These games are broken down and picked apart by the KOKO Crew as if they were vultures on a sun baked Kudu carcass lying in the middle of the Serengeti.

To help us through this delectable feast of footy filled fabulousness, we have called in the big guns. This fella is one of New Zealand's favourite and somewhat forgotten sons, In 2011 he was the first-five that went from whitebait fishing to World Cup winning. So, please put your hands together for the wholesome hairy Beaver, the Waikato Wizard and the only man to ooze sexy with the middle name Rexy, Mr Stephen Donald. In this week’s episode Beaver takes across the ditch to see what the classy Kiwis are saying about their side's sub-par performance over the weekend, whilst also lifting the lid on what appears to be the start of a footy fuelled national crisis in New Zealand.

With all this sporting sensationalism hooked straight to our veins, the boys felt it was pertinent to spend a little time to show MYER our major sponsor some love with a perfectly fierce, flashy and spectacularly ‘sigma’ mixed bag ‘Match Fit. Plus, we go around again with our meaty mates from BeefEater, serving up some serious ‘Super Sizzlers’ and the lads issue a big thanks to our purveyor of mothers milk Easy Times Beer Co for quenching the needs of four thirsty men.

On top of all this we roll out a couple of fan fables on the ‘Dear Drew’ hotline and we bring back a juicy ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ as the top-halfers go ham for footy once again. So get out your paints, don your smocks and dust off the old easel, we want you to paint us like one of your French girls, as this porous pod sinks to brand new lows. It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

00:00 - Start of the show

09:40 - Easy Times Beer Co. ‘The KOKO Premium Mid Larger’ special cans

19:45 - Dear Drew segment - The KOKO Hotline

27:00 - KOKO is off to the Dubai Sevens - get your tickets at www.emiratesdubai7s.com.

33:13 - Introducing Stephen ‘Beaver’ Donald

35:57 - WALLABIES V ALL BLACKS REVIEW

41:07 - Stephen on the progress of the current All Blacks team

49:00 - Playing Barbarians with Stephen Donald

56:31 - The KOKO Quiz

01:04:20 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater

01:07:35 - ARGENTINA V SOUTH AFRICA REVIEW

01:16:37 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER

01:19:12 - Northern Hemisphere Legends

01:24:23 - The MANSCAPED promo

01:26:02 - Socials & website plug

01:07:06 - Close of the show

Big thanks to MYER for their support & remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au

Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods & fridges.

AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater

EUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-us

Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco & get your KOKO beer from https://easytimes.beer/koko

BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE & TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com

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The Wallabies go very close against the All Blacks and the Boks are finally BEATEN by the Pumas.

Sun, 22 Sep 2024 00:33:14 GMT

This week in the ‘KOKO Match Review’ the boys peel back the layers on the All Blacks Bledisloe Cup victory in Sydney and they also have a little gander at top of the TRC tussle between Argentina and the Springboks. In James Slipper’s record breaking 140th cap for his country, it was the men from the land of the long white cloud that started fast against the wasteful Wallabies, stacking on the 21 unanswered in the first 15 minutes. Despite a brave and gutsy comeback from our ‘Gladiators in Gold’ in the second half, the early All Black rampage had us Aussies pushing ‘Schmidt’ uphill. It might be another ‘L’ in the results column for the Wallabies, but the KOKO Crew discuss at length the strengths and pitfalls of this young Aussie side heading into game two in Wellington.

The fellas also find a morsel time to touch on the ‘Big Boy’ bout between Argentina and South Africa. In a match where the stakes were sky high for both sides in relation to their TRC title hopes, but it was the punishing Pumas that went full alpha and said “hold my Malbec”, as they tightened up the TRC race heading into the final round in Nelspruit. With the Bled locked up at Razor’s ranch and the TRC crown still up for grabs, it is time for the men of KOKO to bathe in the delicacies and nuances of our beautiful game, please enjoy another dose of the ‘KOKO Match Review’.

Timestamps:

00:00 - Hello and welcome

00:15 - Los Pumas v Springboks

07:42 - Wallabies v All Blacks

Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au

Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.

AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater

EUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-us

Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/

BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com

Make sure you follow us on all socials:

INSTA: @kickoffskickons

TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons

YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons

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Aaron Smith is quick to the breakdown on KOKO serving up delicious nuggets ahead of Bledisloe one.

Tue, 17 Sep 2024 07:30:13 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we set the scene for round five of the TRC, bigging up all things Bledisloe Cup and how the Wallabies can leave a hypothetical bag of flaming Schmidt on the All Black’s doorstep. Despite the Trans-Tasman tussle being the centerpiece this weekend, we also give the Argentina v South Africa title race match a little love, debating whether the prancing Pumas have what it takes at home to pull down some silky Springbok slacks.

In order to enhance all this glorious rugby chat we have enlisted the help of one of the greatest Kiwis to ever do it. He might be small in stature but boy was he big in the ‘pain in the arse’ department, he is the puny punisher from Palmerston North and the Herculean halfback who broke Aussie hearts for fun. Please welcome our favourite little deep fried delicacy Mr Aaron ‘Nuggy’ Smith. On the show, Nuggy breaks down what it's like watching the All Blacks from afar, how he sees the Bledisloe Cup panning out and lifts the lid on the terrifying fact that his International playing days might not be over.

With all this manic footy preparation surrounding the KOKO Crew we spare a little time to show MYER our major sponsor some love with a perfectly curated, elegantly electric and decadently drenched mixed bag ‘Match Fit. Plus, we welcome back our meaty mates from BeefEater and the lads issue a big thanks to our new beer/mothers milk provider Easy Times Beer Co out of Brisbane.

On top of all this fiscal fanfare we fill this fallow week with three new spectacular segments which include, ‘Sundays are for Swoop’, ‘Get fit with Gits’ and ‘Dear Drew: The KOKO Hotline’. So sit back, lather yourself in coconut oil, sit in the sun and sizzle in the serenity of our podcasting putridness. They say there is nothing healthy about our show, but fuck me it is always a wild ride. It’s time for an all new Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES -

00:00 - Start of the show

03:09 - Shout out to MYER

04:03 - Introduce the boys

14:00 - We have a beer sponsor thanks to Early Times Beer Co.

20:07 - Rugby Roundup Part 1 - Argentina v Springboks preview and predictions

30:43 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER

49:08 - Introduce special guest Aaron Smith

55:19 - Rugby Roundup Part 2 - Australia v New Zealand preview and predictions

57:51 - Aaron’s opinion on the current All Blacks

01:08:44 - Start, bench and drop with Aaron Smith

01:12:27 - Aaron’s prediction for Bledisloe one

01:22:39 - The Wallabies returning to the squad - Paisami and McReight

01:23:38 - The boys predict the result of Bledisloe one.

01:27:47 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater

01:31:40 - Close of the show

Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au

Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.

AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater

EUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-us

Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/

BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com

Make sure you follow us on all socials:

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TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons

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If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.

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Wallabies HUMILIATED by Los Pumas, the Boks do it again and KOKO welcomes in the Hello Sport boys.

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 07:30:00 GMT

This week on the KOKO Show we got down and dirty with Australian content royalty, Tom and Eddy from the Hello Sport Podcast were kind enough to open up their studio and minds to be used and abused by this poor excuse of a show. We talk about everything from the seasonal nature of rosé, the correlation between sports administration and dumpling consumption and the current standing of Union in the Australian sporting landscape. There is nothing quite like talking footy fables with new friends, all while sipping on a tangy little tequila.

Plus, the boys break down the medium rare Argentinian ass whooping the Wallabies received over in Santa Fe, pulling no punches as they unpack why we sucked, how we sucked and who sucked the most. However, on the other side of every World Record pride pounding there sits the victor and boy didn’t those Argies turn up the heat on our Aussie lads, until they were done like a dinner. Alas, as Australians, we get back on the horse, we go again and we try not to let the All Blacks make it 68-27.

Despite being an Australian show, it would be remiss of us not to debate the big dog duel between South Africa and New Zealand. It was the footy version of Foreman v Ali, Swoop v the elusive feature and Gits v saturated fats, minute to minute this grind of a match proved in the end why the Springboks are World Rugby’s benchmark.

So if you are a Wallabies fan and you are feeling a little down, a touch blue and you are onto your third bottle of Savvy B, we just say don't sweat the small stuff, the nation always needs a tidy right after the Schmidt hits the fan. So pick up the baby wipes, arm yourselves with windex and press play on the KOKO Show. Let’s clean up Australian Rugby together! It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES

00:00 - Start of the show

00:50 - Introduction

05:22 - Introduce the Wallabies

07:35 - Introduction for the Hello Sports

11:29 - Hello Sport gives The KOKO Show podcasting tips

12:49 - Sports admin, dumplings and the fact that Peter V’landys is a seafood guy

15:20 - How union and league went different directions in 2003

17:36 - Rugby union pokie machine idea

20:49 - The boys talk about how Aussie rugby is growing

22:48 - Why don’t people like seeing a national rugby team do well

27:09 - The tough mentality of other teams in World Rugby

28:37 - Do we need more league players in rugby union?

36:30 - Which cartoon characters are you sexually attracted to?

40:21 - The shared love for dad jokes and the hatred for public speaking

45:22 - Sydney Live Show plug

46:04 - Hell Sport guys depart

46:13 - Reflecting on the chat with the Hello Sport guys

57:08 - The boys having a crack at Swoop for not doing the ‘Match Review’

49:59 - Drew shows off the new merch

51:24 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER

54:42 - Rugby Roundup - Argentina v Wallabies review

01:09:55 - Rugby Roundup - South Africa v All Blacks review

01:17:49 - Other International rugby scores

01:18:56 - The KOKO Quiz

01:23:53 - Thanks to MYER

01:24:17 - Socials plug and close of the show

Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au

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Wallabies WORST ever defeat! Springboks beat All Blacks again.

Sat, 07 Sep 2024 22:15:02 GMT

The Wallabies fell a long way short in Santa Fe against Los Pumas, unable to double down on their gritty win in the rain last week. The injury embattled ‘Boys of Gold’ got completely and utterly outplayed by the hosts in the second forty, as the Pumas piled on the points for fun. Plus, we also touch on that Cape Town ‘crunch-a-thon’, as the lads from the land of the long white cloud lose two on the trot to the blistering Boks. In a week where Australia stands as one to congratulate James Slipper for tying George Gregan’s all-time Aussie caps record, the ‘KOKO Crew’ are here right after the action to give you some hot takes, juicy tips and tangy touchpoints all wrapped up in a comprehensively disappointing review of some toe tickling Test Footy. Despite the early start on our end, the lads promise they are only three bloody marys deep and they are ready to rock your rugby related senses all morning long. So if you are up at the crack of dawn buffing an chiseling that slinky summer bod or just soaking in some self-blame from a Sunday morning walk of shame, just forget the world, pop two nurofen and wash it down with a good swig of luke warm KOKO. That’s right, it’s time for another dose of the ‘KOKO Match Review’.

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Bryan Habana flies by The KOKO Show for the very 'first' time ever.

Tue, 03 Sep 2024 07:30:08 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we dive right back into the magical ecosystem that is The Rugby Championship season, nourishing our bodies with a gritty ‘Top Schmidt’ Wallabies win and nibbling on the big dog battle that saw the Springboks prevail over the All Blacks. With so much mouthwatering footy on the menu, it is only right that we pick both carcasses clean, like the analytical vultures we are. With the Wallabies well and truly back in the winners circle the lads bathe in the radiant aura of victory and boy it does it feel good. This episode Swoop was loud, Biv had his finger on the pulse, Gits was happy and Prof was Prof, giving you our beautiful fans a well rounded trip through the unforgiving yet always rewarding tundra that is International Rugby.

Plus, to help us deliver this sensory overload for your eyes and ears, we were joined by one of the greatest to ever lace them up. He is the Joburg Joker, the tip-toeing tech tycoon and the only bloke that can make racing animals and planes for money look cool. It is of course our South African sidekick Mr Bryan Habana.

With Spring now sprung and the mercury rising, the boys in partnership with our beautiful friends at MYER give our fashion focused fans a little taste of what to wear in warmer months in another mixed bag ‘Match Fit’. So flip out your shopping channel deck chair, get that coconut oil in all of your deepest crevices and soak up some springtime sun, with your four favourite flogs nattering in your head. It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the show

04:48 - Shout out to MYER

05:57 - Intro the boys

07:46 - Spring Tour plug

08:33 - Weekend recap and Shute Shield Final recap

11:56 - Sydney Live Show shout out

14:17 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by MYER

21:01 - Rugby Roundup part 1 - Argentina v Wallabies

43:37 - Fat Man Scoop tribute

45:57 - Agustin Creevy tribute for his last game

47:50 - Introduce Bryan Habana

54:29 - Rugby Roundup part 2 - South Africa v New Zealand

55:58 - Bryan on the Springbok’s fearless character

57:55 - The boys showing Kwagga Smith some love

59:38 - Bryan talking about his connection with the current team

01:02:41 - This Springbok team is bringing the nation together

01:05:00 - Which cartoon character was Bryan attracted to?

01:05:58 - Bryan on Joe van Niekerk

01:08:22 - Bryan’s arrival in Toulon

01:09:26 - Bryan on the current All Blacks side

01:13:57 - Bryan on the Springbok’s questioning the Wallabies integrity

01:18:00 - The KOKO Quiz

01:23:57 - Start one, bench one and drop one - Bryan Habana edition

01:25:30 - Close of the show

Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au

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The willing Wallabies defeat Los Pumas and spirited Springboks comeback vs ambushed All Blacks

Sun, 01 Sep 2024 01:09:07 GMT

The under siege Wallabies went to South America looking to right some wrongs after two losses to the Springboks and boy did they answer their critics against the Argies. These Aussie battlers put in 80 of your toughest minutes to get back into the winners circle in La Plata. Plus, we will touch on the momentous comeback by the Springboks to defeat the All Blacks in the World Cup Final rematch in Johannesburg. The KOKO Crew are back once again to tango and tease your beautiful minds, whilst giving you all their intellectual insights and medium rare morsels from this weekend's games. Despite the boys battling through substantial hangovers and Argentinian level meat sweats, we always deliver on our big, bad and bold bonus content. So if you have just woken up from a Maradona inspired night out and your hair is looking ‘Messi’, just plug in your headphones, throw on KOKO and let ‘the hand of God’ massage out all of your aches and pains. That’s right, it’s time for another dose of the ‘KOKO Match Review’.

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Lote Tuqiri triggers a shark alarm on KOKO as he swims in for some smashing stories.

Tue, 27 Aug 2024 07:30:55 GMT

This week on the KOKO Show we are joined by a code hopping hooligan, he is one of the greatest to ever play on the wing in either code. This Fijian born flyer has a penchant for a good nap, carving up the dance floor to Usher and spear tackling Richie McCaw in a Test Match. So please put your hands together for the Sunny Bank sensation, a man who went bang at the Broncos and then titillated at the Tahs, he was alway the smoothest on the park and that's why they call him the Shark. It is the one and only Mr Lote Tuqiri.

Plus, with this past week being a fallow weekend for footy, we turned our attention to bigging up the Wallabies trip to Argentina and the clash of the titans in South Africa when the All Blacks try to play spoiler against the Springboks. On top of all of that we take a little peek at the grassroots level as we preview the Shute Shield Final between Eastern Suburbs and Northern Suburbs in the NSW domestic competition.

Lastly, but certainly not leastly we pay homage to the beautiful people at MYER, as we celebrate all the ‘Daddys’ out there with a little appreciation and exploration of ‘Spring Newness’. So strip off your layers as the sun reemerges from the chains of Winter, get out your antihistamines as Spring readies to fuck up your sinuses and just enjoy the dulcet tones of the KOKO Crew. It is time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES

00:00 - Start of the show

05:05 - Introduce the boys

08:00 - Talking about the Shute Shield

09:09 - Live show plug for Sydney and reflecting on the Canberra live show

11:00 - Catching up on the weekend

16:14 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by MYER

24:10 - Introduce Lote Tuqiri

29:45 - Lote talking about the Drua’s influence on the Fiji national team

30:53 - What happened to Lote’s hair?

33:24 - Lote on how the current Wallabies can get more creative

38:15 - Lote on players switching from league to union

39:27 - Lote on why he came to rugby union

42:17 - Lote giving Sam Norton-Knight a shove at the Waratahs

43:36 - Start, Bench and Drop - The Lote edition

49:00 - Sam Norton-Knight knocks Gits out

51:00 - 2005 Wallabies Cannibal-Gate story in South Africa

54:00 - The boys say farewell to Lote Tuqiri

56:08 - Argentina v Wallabies Preview

01:02:54 - Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots

01:04:04 - South Africa v All Blacks Preview

01:11:51 - TRC Champions predictions

01:12:52 - What's Drewing - Profs head cut

01:18:27 - Fan led Spring Tour plug and billet stories

01:22:46 - KOKO Quiz- one question challenge

01:24:46 - 40K Subscribers and 2 million views landmarks reached

01:25:49 - KOKO merch plug

01:27:05 - Close of the show

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Joe van Niekerk leads us in a guided meditation of enlightenment and all things Rugby Championship.

Tue, 20 Aug 2024 07:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we take you on a necessary journey of self-discovery and spiritual enlightenment. We are joined this week by a man that consistently played footy at the highest level and then after retirement decided to live at an even higher one. He has played 52 caps for the Springboks and he was the ‘legend face’ of Toulon Rugby, a man that draws you in with his warmth and unwavering energy, it is of course the father of flow and the patron of ‘pura vida’, Mr Joe van Niekerk. In this week’s episode the KOKO Crew get taken in a slightly different direction, we delve into the trials and tribulations of life after footy and what it means to find your ‘self’ post retirement.

With all that being said we still found time to dish you up a “succulent Chinese meal” of TRC content as we break down the Wallabies second defeat at the hands of the Green Machine in Perthfotein. Plus, we have a little gander at how the All Blacks took Los Pumas to the Garden of Eden and showed them how the big boys play. On top of all this yummy podtent, MYER is back in the fold presenting you with another deliciously fashionable instalment of ‘Match Fit’ and our dear friends at MANSCAPED AU allowed swoop to go hammer and tong at Biv’s bits.

So find your flow, open up your mind's eye and let this white light podcasting excellence fill your every orifice. This week we are aligning your chakras, whilst derailing everything else. It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES - 1 min 10 seconds

00:00 - Start of the show

01:56 - Boks Office collab recap

02:41 - Introducing the boys

05:00 - Weekend recaps

08:39 - Live Show plug

10:20 - Defender and IHG plugs

13:15 - Wallabies v Springboks review

20:04 - ‘KOKO Match Review’ plug

21:27 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by MYER

27:19 - Introducing Joe van Niekerk

30:24 - Joe getting inducted into the Toulon Hall of Fame

31:27 - Joe talking about becoming a dad

34:56 - Joe talking about the current Springboks

35:47 - The boys talk about playing with Joe in Toulon

38:05 - Joe talking about what it was like playing with Drew and Gits.

39:56 - Joe on finding his identity after rugby

45:37 - Joe talking about the difference between old Joe and new Joe

47:57 - The boys talking about how finishing footy is a challenge

51:59 - Gits wants to know which cartoon character Joe is attracted to

53:07 - The boys discuss their favourite rugby memories.

58:03 - Start one, bench one and drop one

59:19 - Joe’s advice to young rugby players coming through

01:01:30 - Joe’s current mindfulness workshops

01:07:15 - Is Aussie rugby using past players to help the current team?

01:11:09 - Saying goodbye to Joe van Niekerk

01:13:26 - Spring Tour expression of interest

01:14:40 - All Blacks v Argentina review

01:19:26 - Manscaped sponsorship segment ‘Back Burning by Biv’

01:25:35 - The KOKO Quiz - one question only

01:27:13 - Close of the show

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KOKO Match Review: The stylish and silky Springboks break the Wallabies hearts in the wild weather out West.

Sun, 18 Aug 2024 01:18:41 GMT

The embattled Wallabies went down swinging once again at the hands of the big bad Boks in weather more fitting for a day at ‘Wet n Wild World’ rather than a footy match. The KOKO Crew are back once again like a pack of hungry news reporters with absolutely no journalistic integrity to give you all their spicy takes and tasty touch points from Saturday's game. Although, we can't promise 100% accurate information, we can deliver unwavering charisma and unapologetic Aussie bias. So if you are stuck in a Wallaby induced mine shaft of depression, climb back out and soak up some Aussie spirit, swim with a whale shark and chug some of Margaret River’s finest. Just remember it is always darkest before the Wallabies ‘Schmidt it in’ again. It’s time for another dose of the ‘KOKO Match Review’.

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The Rugby Collab of the Century - The KOKO Show goes straight to the Boks Office.

Tue, 13 Aug 2024 07:30:00 GMT

This week we bring you a match made by the game they play in heaven. This collaboration has one rugby podcasting powerhouse…and us. When we talk of amazing combinations, we think of wine and cheese, latex and fun and sriracha on anything. That is right, our humble little KOKO is going absolutely loco as we join forces with the ‘Boks Office’. The KOKO Crew are joined by Hanyani Shimange, Schalk Burger and Jean de Villiers to break down the Wallabies v Springboks ‘Schmidt show’ in Brisbane, as well as looking forward to the redemption match in Perth.

Despite all the Test footy going on in the Southern Hemisphere, we made sure we had some time to ‘jol’ with the ‘Boks Office’ lads about old stories, memories on tour and the current state of Australian Rugby. So fire up your braai, pour yourself a brandy and put two hands on your boerewors, this KOKO collab is going to be a lekker ride. It's time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES

00:00 - Start of the show

01:17 - Introduce Shimmy and the collaboration episode

02:10 - Introduce Schalk Burger and Jean de Villiers

03:00 - South Africa’s performance at the Olympics

04:08 - KOKO Live Show plug

05:15 - Wallabies v South Africa review

08:11 - Jean talking about where Australian Rugby is at currently

09:03 - Schalk talking about Tony Brown’s influence on the Springbok attack

10:06 - Schalk’s story about Justin Harrison

11:16 - The innovative play style of the Springboks

12:48 - The panel discusses the Wallabies discipline and set piece issues

17:25 - The presence of the Springbok’s hard edge in all facets of the game

20:35 - Jean talking about Joe Schmidt’s expectations for Australia

21:45 - All Blacks v Argentina review

24:26 - The ‘Boks Office’ boys on how New Zealand continually regenerates their team

27:32 - Can Argentina push South Africa?

29:03 - How long will this Springbok squad stay together?

32:17 - Defender plug

32:49 - Start one, bench one and drop one

35:21 - Close to part 1 of the show and point to part 2 on the ‘Boks Office’

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KOKO Match Review: The big and brutal Boks make light work of the outpaced and outplayed Wallabies.

Sat, 10 Aug 2024 12:38:31 GMT

The Wallabies got well and truly manhandled by the number one ranked Springbok team in Brisvegas. The KOKO Crew are there like the little posties from ‘Oliver Twist’ giving you all their hot takes fresh off the press. The boys deliver some post match thoughts, theories and vital takeaways from the game, whilst being accurate and honest amidst the excitement of big boy Test rugby. So when you are done waxing lyrical about our great Southern Land or fighting your way into the Caxton for an ice cold rumbo, just throw an air-pod in and drink up the magic that is the ‘KOKO Match Review’.

Timecodes:

00:00 - Introduction

00:50 - Initial reactions

03:50 - Springboks tactics

07:18 - Where do the Wallabies need to improve?

09:39 - Positives to take from the game

11:10 - South Africa dominate on and off the field

13:22 - Silver linings for next week

17:27 - Argentina beat All Blacks in Wellington

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A huge Rugby Championship preview and an unwanted surprise for Matt Giteau

Mon, 05 Aug 2024 20:00:00 GMT

This week on the KOKO Show the crew headed down the Hume Highway to surprise our little leader upon his return from the land of the free and the home of the brave. That is right, we went full bloody stealth mode to ensure the unofficial King of Canberra got the serenade he deserved fresh off his business class flight home.

Thanks to our special guest and former Wallaby Ben Alexander and his team at ‘The Dock’ in Canberra we had a fun little get together in front of Goit’s family and friends. We cover all things ra ra in the lead up to the start of the TRC focusing on the Wallabies matchup against the Springboks and touching on the All Blacks v Argentina clash. Gone are the ghosts of July series past and now it is time for the big dawgs to eat, woof, woof, woof baby.

Plus, in partnership with our headline sponsor MYER we serve up another mouth watering ‘Match Fit’ segment and this time it comes with undertones of capital chic, parliamentary poise and world leader wonderment. So get comfy in the backbench and play nicely with your ballot box as we crawl deep inside your cabinet. This time we cross the floor and knock down the ACT’s door, it’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

Timecodes:

00:00 - Start of the show and surprise explanation

03:00 - Gits’ arrival

04:20 - Welcome Gits to the show

09:23 - MYER Sponsorship plug

10:10 - Weekend recap

13:58 - The KOKO Olympics Wrap

27:35 - Introduce Ben Alexander

25:00 - Story about Ben Alexander punching Swoop

37:02 - Ben Alexander’s take on the current Wallabies

38:12 - WALLABIES V SPRINGBOKS PREVIEW

41:51 - Who would be Ben Alexander’s starting front row

45:56 - Post match reaction show plug after Wallabies v Springboks

47:00 - Other rugby news

49:25 - ALL BLACKS V ARGENTINA PREVIEW

58:50 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by MYER

01:06:56 - Ben Alexander’s charity work

01:11:14 - The King of Canberra KOKO Quiz

01:19:48 - Website and socials plug

01:20:28 - Two live shows are announced

01:21:34 - Hugo gets up and sings

01:24:28 - What is Gits doing next in his career?

01:27:47 - Close of the show

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The KOKO Show plays a little friendly game of Rugby Union Celebrity Head.

Fri, 02 Aug 2024 07:30:55 GMT

This week for The KOKO Show’s little extra something something, we are reaching deep inside the vault of family friendly parlor games and bringing out an oldie but a goody. That is right Biv, Prof and Mr DOGG are delivering you, our loyal foot soldiers, a spicy footy themed game ‘Rugby Union Celebrity Heads’.

I know what you are thinking, what happens when you have a big head, a grey head and a bald head playing a game of ‘Rugby Union Celebrity Heads’, well it is utter chaos, mixed intellects and endearing levels of confusion. So fix yourself a plate of nibblies, throw on your Uggs and think about who your rugby union celebrity hall pass is. It’s time for a little bit of KOKO bonus content baby.

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The Olympic spirit fills the KOKO show as it goes faster, higher and stronger in week 27.

Tue, 30 Jul 2024 07:30:48 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we travel back to Ancient Greece, in order to rock the fuck out of a toga and understand what it is about the Olympics that gets the boys a smidgen hot under the saddle blanket. In a quest for experimentation and self-growth this show is going to try something a little different this week and tackle the giant that is the Paris Olympics. We touch on all the Rugby Sevens news from the first few days of competition, highlighting the valiant efforts of the ‘Golden Guys’, the role of Dupont in France’s golden glory and how the Aussie Women are shaping up for world domination.

Plus, the boys get out of their comfort zone as we dissect plenty of other amazing Olympic performances and the fellas pick their favourite moments from the 33rd games so far. We know Paris is famous for angry waiters, a metal tower and bloody big roundabout with an arch, but Mr Holiday Swoop lifts the lid on his must hits and naughty nooks you have to see when you visit the ‘City of Love’.

To cap off this très bien episode we get the competitive juices flowing with an Olympic sized quiz, filled to the brim with gold standard questions, as the boys fight it out for spots on the podium. So heat up your croissants, chalk up your mits and get your hands off ya batton, we are about to go full send on this triple pike of a podcast and of course we always stick the landing. It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

Timecodes:

00:00 - Start of the show

02:21 - Polo Ralph Lauren plug

03:22 - Merch review and plug

04:39 - Introduce the boys and show

10:31 - Gits’ mad monday in San Diego

11:09 - Weekend recaps

12:26 - Social Snitches

17:34 - Olympic Rugby Sevens chat

19:14 - Antoine Dupont and the French gold medal

23:11 - Most underrated Olympic sports

25:52 - Australian Women’s Sevens recap

30:26 - Ilona Maher breaks one million insta followers

31:22 - General Olympics chat

41:12 - Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots - Paris

45:19 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren

54:29 - New merch plug and competition announcement

55:00 - Socials plug

55:37 - ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ segment: MLR recap

57:57 - The KOKO Quiz - Olympic Edition

01:07:14 - Close of the show

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Angus Bell chimes in on all things footy as The KOKO Show delivers a real ring dinger episode

Tue, 23 Jul 2024 07:30:34 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we celebrate the mighty Wallabies going back to back to back in 2024, as we dive deep into the weekend's footy, throwing ‘Schmidt’ at the wall and seeing what sticks. With Mr Matt ‘Goitan’ Giteau sunning his bits and pieces in the SoCal summer, we have brought in a superstar replacement to adequately fill the void left by the richest man in Canberra. Our panelist this week is the fleet footed frontrower that cuts defenses up like a rusty old lawnmower, a baby faced bulldozer who will never hinge whilst getting off on a scrummaging binge. That is right, please welcome the bloke known as the Newington nightmare, he is all bells and no whistle and boy does he jingle all the way, it is the one and only Mr Angus Bell.

In this week's episode we cover all the games from the weekend’s inter-tier bonanza of beat downs, we touch on San Diego’s disappointing exit from the MLR finals in our ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ segment and we have a little look at what the Wallabies need to work on moving into the upcoming TRC. Plus, it wouldn't be the KOKO spirit, without showing our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren some love, so we deliver you a ‘Match Fit’ straight from the catwalks of Milan, dripping in luxe living and dapper decadence.

So pour yourself a double, spark up a winnie red and get cozy on your industrial strength water bed. This KOKO conniption is going to be a bumpy ride. Buckle up, be brave and get ready for your bell to be rung from all sides, it’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

Timecodes:

00:00 - Show intro

01:33 - Polo Ralph Lauren plug

02:41 - Introducing the boys

04:07 - Introducing Angus Bell

05:31 - How Angus’ injury is coming along

06:45 - Angus Bell cutting weight

08:24 - KOKO live show recap

11:12 - Angus kicking as a prop

15:07 - Wallabies v Georgia recap

29:23 - Joe Schmidt selection headaches and overseas players

31:35 - Angus’ favourite second rowers

34:49 - Queensland Reds v Wales

37:13 - Rebels players who might be going to the Waratahs

39:50 - Simon Raiwalui joining the Waratahs staff

40:35 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren

45:50 - Socials pug

46:50 - New merchandise drop announcement

48:05 - Angus tells a story about watching Drew play

49:35 - All Black v Fiji recap

54:19 - South Africa v Portugal recap

57:53 - Uruguay v Argentina recap

59:33 - Other international scores

01:02:09 - Northern Hemisphere Legends segment

01:04:16 - The boys call Matt Giteau

01:07:41 - Angus Bell’s work with the ‘What Ability’ charity

01:09:13 - Close of the show

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We finally got the elusive Swoop DOGG to sit down and answer some KOKO Kwestions.

Fri, 19 Jul 2024 07:30:25 GMT

This week’s bonus content comes in the form of a rare and majestic creature, some have said that it is more unique and glorious than the magical unicorn, that is right we have locked down fan favourite Holiday Swoop to answer some KOKO Kwestions.

People think that fella is all ra ra, winner’s piss and nights out on the town, but truth be told his insights on the game they play in heaven is unparalleled in the world of rugby media. Prof and Swoopy break down the beauty of rugby union, who inspired him to play and when did he know he had the goods to go all the way. So please sit back, pull down your strides and just let it all hang out as Uncle Adam tells you who's who in the zoo. It’s time for another instalment of KOKO Kwestions.

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Jonathan ‘Fox’ Davies brings some tangy tales from Wales this week on The KOKO Show

Tue, 16 Jul 2024 07:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show the boys bask in the ethereal light of back-to-back Wallabies victories over the willing Welsh, with the main focus being getting lit and talking Schmidt. As the Wallabies remain on pace for complete rugby world domination, the crew also find some time to break down the other ‘BIG DAWG’ Internationals from across the weekend, which saw the All Blacks pants England, Ireland put the Boks on the rocks and the Arigies fry up the French. With all this global footy lovin’ going on, we thought it would be fitting to bring in a guest that has faced all these foes and has come out the other side still baby faced and bushy tailed. This fella has played over 90 caps for Wales, he is a Six Nations Champion and has represented the Lions on six occasions. He is the headgear wearing hottie, the Bancyfelin bruiser and the vixen from the Valleys, it is of course Jonathan ‘Fox’ Davies.

Plus, thanks to our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren brought to you by our beautiful friends at Myer, the lads are looking luminous, luscious and quite simply lovable in another stylish installment of ‘Match Fit’. We know we are too generous, but when you think we couldn't fit any more into this bloody show, we somehow find enough room to squeeze in the world's greatest pie and a little bit of Quiz action. That's right thanks to Four’N Twenty for sponsoring the KOKO Quiz and not only do they make pies that are 100% Aussie Beef, they are also 100% bloody delicious.

So, instead of taking a long walk off a short jetty, just throw on your most luxurious activewear, Fosbury flop onto your favourite ottoman and just let the dulcet tones of four half pissed lunatics try and tell you what happened this week in the world of rugby. That’s right, it's time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

Timecodes:

00:00 - Show Intro

01:10 - Polo Ralph Lauren and Four’N Twenty sponsorship plugs

02:38 - Intros for the boys

05:43 - Recap of the crew’s week

13:00 - Huge public response to Hugo sining last week

15:02 - Rugby Round Up: Wallabies v Wales Game 2

22:47 - Prof talks about how Joe Schmidt is a calming influence

23:42 - Introduce Jonathan Fox Davies

27:16 - Best game in Jonathan Davies’ career

28:30 - Jonathan getting picked over Brian O’Driscoll

29:53 - Swoop has Brian O’Driscoll’s last Lions jersey

32:37 - Every team loves playing in Wales

33:27 - Jonathan Davies on the current state of Welsh Rugby

38:00 - Jonathan Davies wants to play Super Rugby

44:47 - The KOKO Quiz brought to you by Four’N Twenty

54:12 - Farewell for Jonathan Fox Davies

55:32 - Live Show plug at Wallabies v Georgia game

57:02 - Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots - Paddington

58:32 - Wallaroos v Black Ferns review

59:47 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren

01:05:39 - Socials and merch plug - KOKO Website

01:06:51 - Northern Hemisphere Legends/Losers

01:07:27 - Ireland v South Africa review

01:16:34 - All Blacks v England review

01:21:09 - Argentina v France review

01:24:01 - Other International Test match scores

01:28:12 - Final thoughts

01:32:16 - Close of the show

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Long necked legend Darcy Breen steals the show on the newest installment of ‘Bits with Gits’.

Fri, 12 Jul 2024 07:30:53 GMT

As you all know The KOKO Show always goes above and beyond for its fans and for a little extra content snack this week Mr Moneybags Giteau sits down with the fearless leader of the San Diego Seals team, and Legion tighthead prop, Mr Darcy Breen.

Not unlike Bigfoot or the abominable snowman, we have been tracking down this big bopper for ages and now we have finally landed the man with more vertebrae than Healthy Harold the Giraffe. Gits picks his brain about a myriad of topics, such as, where his footy journey began, how to perfect the art of scrummaging, the benefits of a death-shake for bulking and why Mrs Incredible’s flexibility is so bloody attractive.

So please sit back, keep your posture on point and the core engaged, as we wouldn't want anyone to slip a disc whilst listening to this neck roll of an interview. It’s time for the newest instalment of ‘Bits with Gits’.

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Test rugby is BACK! The KOKO Show dives into a fabulous feast of International footy.

Tue, 09 Jul 2024 07:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we unshackle ourselves from the world of high-end rugby guests to get down and dirty with the majestic temptress that is International Rugby. Prof and the boys peel back the layers on all of the big matches from the weekend, with special attention placed on the Wallabies' big win over the luckless Welsh. The crew give their in depth opinions and hard hitting analysis of Australia’s new era of rugby, as the men in gold successfully started the ‘Schmidting It In’ process with a gritty win in game one of their July Series.

Plus, we unpack all of the big DAWG duels that certainly lived up to their hype, with South Africa downing a gallant Ireland, New Zealand edging out a persistent England and France beating the Argies with the blunt end of a baguette. With week one of global games coming to a close it was a dominant display by the teams from the Southern semicircle of the world, which led the lads to renaming this week's juicy dose of ‘Northern Hemisphere Losers’ in order to be more accurate. Also in the show, we dish up a classic case of ‘What’s Drewing’, Prof is the target of his first ‘Social Snitch’ and finally Adam ‘Pieman’ Ashley-Cooper goes for a three peat in the Four’N Twenty KOKO Quiz.

Last, but certainly not least, thanks to our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren the boys are literally wearing too many threads to count and boy do they look sexy in this week's installment of ‘Match Fit’. So put on your cork hats, firmly re-plug your double pluggers and throw on your going out footy shorts, because the bloody Wallabies are back in the winners circle and it is time to celebrate with your favourite ra ra ramblers.

We present to you episode 24 of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES

00:00 - Intros

06:04 - The boys weekend at the footy

06:47- Swoops Defender outing at the rugby

08:46 - WALLABIES v WALES review

10:52 - Swoop on the Wallabies positives

18:38 - The boys talk about Joe Schmidt’s first game

21:26 - Swoop on what being a coach is like

24:50 - What Wales has to do in game two to win

27:34 - WALLAROOS V FIJIANA review

30:08 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren

35:54 - Social plug, merch drops and live show info

38:05 - Social Snitches

39:57 - Northern Hemisphere Legends

41:08 - SOUTH AFRICA V IRELAND review

43:45 - Gits praises Cheslin Kolbe

52:54 - Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots

57:07 - ALL BLACKS V ENGLAND review

01:06:01 - ARGENTINA V FRANCE review

01:08:54 - Smaller international results

01:09:47 - What's Drewing?

01:11:02 - The Four’N Twenty KOKO Quiz

01:18:41 - Final Thoughts

01:19:40 - Hugo singing ‘Waltzing Matilda’ to finish the show'

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The Professor and Drew get personal as they answer some tangy ‘KOKO Kwestions’.

Fri, 05 Jul 2024 07:30:45 GMT

This week our extra content comes from you, our beautiful big brained brilliant fans. That is right we are debuting our new segment KOKO Kwestions where one of the boys answers viewer questions while Prof sits there and mocks them endlessly.

Once again Swoop managed to duck and dive the extra work, so this week Prof sits down with Drew ‘no budget’ Mitchell and they filter through a few listener questions, covering topics from Biv’s Wallaby debut all the way through to how athletes can deal with anxiety and the stresses of playing professional sport.

So sit down and keep quiet and who knows you might bloody learn something for once. It’s time for you to gnaw on the bonus morsel attached to our content bone, this is ‘KOKO Kwestions’.

If you have any questions that you would like answered by one of these highly decorated neanderthals please send them through to our email: info@shtn.com.au or DM us on insta @kickoffskickons. And as always please continue to ‘Schmidt It In’.

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Nic White joins The KOKO Show to Give us Some Tender ‘Lovin’ from Wallabies Camp

Tue, 02 Jul 2024 07:30:50 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we have provided you with an absolute ball tearer of an episode as we transition into the beautiful oasis that is International Rugby. As we head into our 23rd week of life, the boys are joined by our favourite pint sized pioneer of quick ball and shit talk who is known for his skill, leadership and his beautiful top lip warmer. It is of course our number one Wallabies halfback born in a place named after a baked good, the one and only Mr Nic William White. With Nic in tow we submerge our souls deep down into the inner workings of Wallaby Camp, getting all the tea from our little mate as the Wallabies shape up to shatter the will of Wales.

As aforementioned, the boys get stuck into the majestic galaxy that is test footy as we build up and break down all the big International series that will be pleasuring your eyes and ears in the coming months. There is of course a little taste of home for those in the top half of the globe with a juicy ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ segment. Plus, back by popular demand Mr DOGG gives you the Cape Town edition of ‘Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots’ and at the end we get ‘quizzy with it’ thanks to our dear friends at Four’N Twenty.

And I know what you are all thinking, where is the bloody ‘Match Fit’ segment? Well hold your Polo horses because with our headline sponsor at Polo Ralph Lauren the boys get real drippy this week with their fly and fresh fits. So sit back, relax and fix yourself a white wine shandy, as the KOKO Crew are about to make you randy. It's time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES

00:00 - Introducing the show

01:16 - Polo Ralph Lauren plug

01:46 - Four’N Twenty plug

02:48 - Introducing the boys

04:44 - Recap of the weekend

06:55 - Gift for Drew from the Pine Rivers Pumas

08:09 - Git’s San Diego Legion recap

09:50 - Introducing Nic White

11:00 - Nic White talking about his scratched up face

12:57 - Nic White on the first Wallaby camp

15:26 - Nic White on the difference between Eddie and Joe

16:40 - Nic confirms that Joe wears his ‘Schmidt It In’ shirt

22:59 - Nic White on playing at the Western Force

24:13 - Start one, bench one and drop one - Nic White edition

26:35 - Farewell to Nic White

29:13 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren

36:13 - Socials, website and live show plug

38:36 - Social Snitches

42:04 - The Rugby Roundup segment - Wallabies v Wales chat

45:25 - Gits chats about How the coaching staff works together at camp

46:55 - Swoop talks about how we must respect Wales

48:32 - Wallabies v Wales panel predictions

48:51 - South Africa v Ireland chat

53:36 - All Blacks v England chat

57:26 - Argentina v France chat

59:54 - Fiji v Georgia, Portugal v Scotland and Romania v USA chat

01:01:32 - Gits on changing the arrangement of the anthems

01:02:58 - Wallaroos v Fijiana plug

01:04:00 - ‘What’s Drewing?’

01:07:37 - ‘Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots’ - Cape Town edition

01:13:13 - ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ - Top 14 Final Toulouse v Bordeaux

01:17:24 - The KOKO Quiz - Brought to you by Four’N Twenty

01:25:42 - Thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren and Myer

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Sariah Paki and Tim Walsh set The KOKO Show Ablaze as the Paris Olympics Approach

Tue, 25 Jun 2024 07:30:00 GMT

This week on the KOKO Show we give you a double guest charcuterie board filled to the brim with Olympic sized treats. We are joined by the one woman wrecking crew who prefers flattening opponents than crossing the whitewash, she is known as the Narrabeen Knuckle Duster, but we just like to call her Miss Sariah Paki. On top of having one of the star players, we thought let's also get the gentleman that puts these gold medal gurus through their paces. He is the Russel Crowe of the Women’s Sevens set up and boy does he have a beautiful mind, it is the mercurial messenger, Mr Tim Walsh. With the KOKO torch lit and the ceremony over, Sariah and Tim dove deep into their Olympic preparations, discussed the sacrifices for success and illuminated the best path for their gold medal domination in Paris.

Plus, the boys most certainly jumped through all the Olympic rings to bring you your favourite KOKO segments including a full ‘Rugby Roundup’ where we breakdown the Blues v Chiefs final, we had a quick visit to Dr ‘What’s Drewing?’ to discuss Joe Schmidt’s first Wallaby Squad, as well as a little squizz at the winners and losers out of the All Blacks selection session. The boys then took a little jaunt North of the Equator to unpack all the footy action over the weekend which included England pounding Japan, the Springboks emasculating the Welsh, the Top 14 Semis and finally the URC Final.

Just kick back in your comfy, stylish and durable threads from our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren and let’s bloody manifest about living out our Olympic dream of being higher, faster and stronger together. So, all that is left to do is take your favourite Matt Giteau gummy, run to the fridge for snacks and hammer-curl a glass of crisp Savvy B, it’s time for another session of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

00:00 - Start of the show

00:33 - Polo Ralph Lauren Plug

01:07 - Show intro

02:24 - The boys intros

04:00 - Recap of the boy’s weekends

07:42 - ‘Match Fit’ segment brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren

13:16 - Socials and website plug

14:22 - Daniel Ricciardo loves the KOKO merch

15:21 - Social Snitches segment

17:39 - Introducing Tim Walsh and Sariah Paki

37:09 - Who are the Aussie Women's Sevens biggest rivals

40:01 - Tim Walsh almost got Gits to play sevens

41:51 - Bringing fifteens players into the sevens last minute

45:09 - The KOKO Quiz

59:08 - Rugby Roundup Segment

59:18 - Super Rugby Final

01:04:18 - What’s Drewing? - Discussing the Wallabies and All Blacks squads

01:10:43 - Northern Hemisphere Legends

01:29:02 - Top 14 Semi-Finals

01:33:53 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater and special KOKO ‘Beef10’ discount code

01:38:49 - Thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren our headline sponsor

01:39:33 - Signing off the show

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Prof’s Pick and Let’s Effing Go with Drew Mitchell: Aussie Super Rugby Review Episode

Fri, 21 Jun 2024 08:00:45 GMT

If you want more, you can have it. So this week’s extra content for you KOKO Show desperados is another little dose of ‘Prof’s Pick And Let’s Effing Go’.

This week Prof has a chinwag with our punditry purist Drew Mitchell to breakdown the Aussie Super Rugby Teams performances in 2024. The pair get into the weeds about the strengths and weaknesses of each team in the tournament and areas where growth is needed for 2025.

In this segment we give you guys a comprehensive health check post the 2024 season and also how each of these teams may shape up heading into a new year.

So please sit back and listen to every bloody word these buffoons say because they know their Aussie footy and they only deliver sage analysis. It’s time for Prof’s Pick And Let's Effing Go’.

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The KOKO Show Delivers Another Naughty and Nostalgic No Guest Nonsense Episode

Tue, 18 Jun 2024 07:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show, the lads go free solo on another ‘No Guest Nonsense’ episode. We felt it was time to once again serve up a raw and glam-free helping of footy, fun and complete fuck-wittery. With Mr Muscles Matt Giteau joining us from the Midwestern utopia that is Chicago we had to get straight to business, whilst still treating you to a full KOKO buffet and still ensuring that the ‘Imposing Imp’ was early to bed and well rested for his big game.

Thanks to our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren, in partnership with MYER, the fellas are looking on fleek and are dripping with sumptuous style, for another installment of the always fashionable ‘Match Fit’. Plus, we give you a wall to wall ‘Rugby Roundup’ segment, breaking down what happened in the Super(b) Rugby Semi Finals, previewing the final between the Blues and the Chiefs, as well as a healthy dose of medicinal madness from Dr ‘What’s Drewing?’.

However, the fun doesn't stop there as we keep chillin’ and grillin’ with our dear friends at BeefEater and Appliances Online, throwing a couple of grassfed ‘Super Sizzlers’ on the barbie for you all to enjoy. As you all know the boys threw together a ‘Halfway Wallabies XV’ mid-way through the season and now that all the Aussie teams are out and Schmidty has his silky hands all over his cattle, we thought it was pertinent to make it official with The KOKO Show’s ‘Full-Way Wallabies Starting XV’.

So throw in your earpods and crank up that sound cancellation, drown out life and just bask in the beauty that is ‘No Guest Nonsense’, then get on the Internet and buy some Polo Ralph Lauren garb and a bloody BeefEater, so we can keep making your Tuesday’s tangy. It's time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

00:50 - Fireball toast for our 21st show

01:33 - Intro of the show

03:32 - Matt Giteau update Chicago

06:51 - Recap of weekend activities

15:39 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren

20:36 - Social plug

21:01 - Website and live show plug

22:10 - Merch update

23:13 - ‘Social Snitches’ segment

26:06 - ‘Rugby Roundup’ segment

39:53 - Super Sizzler Segment brought to you by BeefEater and Appliances Online

48:27 - Say goodbye to Matt Giteau

49:51 - ‘The Full-Way Wallabies Starting XV’ segment

01:02:33 - ‘What’s Drewing?’ segment

01:08:49 - ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ segment

01:14:48 - The KOKO Quiz

01:21:11 - Website plug

01:22:19 - Polo Ralph Lauren plug

01:22:54 - Social Plug

01:24:38 - 21st birthday beer chug

01:25:02 - Close of the show

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Simon Zebo Joins The KOKO Show to Talk Footy, Retirement and Everything In Between

Tue, 11 Jun 2024 07:30:09 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we deliver you an episode with a Royal seal of disapproval, full of finals footy, funny yarns and a sensational guest. As part of our NHL’s segment this week we bring you all the action from the Gallagher Premiership Final between the Saints and Bath, but to cap it off we bring you some serious style from the Emerald Isle. This guest is slick, quick and we are pretty sure has bever been called a dick. He can sing, he can dance and boy can he play footy, this fella is the definition of triple threat. So, please welcome the crack-up from Cork, the Baron of Blackrock and the madman from Munster, the one and only Mr Simon Zebo.

In other news, the KOKO Crew dismantles the Super(b) Rugby Quarter Finals, whilst also preparing you for the Semis, we allow Biv to get a little bee out of his bonnet in ‘What's Drewing?’ and thanks to BeefEater and AppliancesOnline we drop you cheeky devils some ‘Super Sizzler’ action in the Rugby Roundup.

Finally and most importantly, we get the lads to spruce up, look fresh and get on the ‘Ab-Blaster 5000’ for another stylish yet svelte serving of ‘Match Fit’, brought to you by our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren and in partnership with MYER.

So sit up straight and suck in your core you lazy pricks, as we dish up a Royal inspired footy feast for your eyes and ears and trust us we SPARE no one. Ladies and Gents, it’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

01:05 - Polo Ralph Lauren plug

01:40 - Introduce the show

03:33 - Introduce the boys

05:28 - The KOKO Show health check and San Diego Legion update

09:43 - Match Fit Segment

15:56 - Social plug

16:51 - New website plug and update

18:16 - Social Snitches

25:35 - Rugby Roundup Segment

39:49 - What's Drewing?

41:42 - Super(b) Rugby semi-finals preview

45:22 - ‘Super Sizzler’ brought to you by BeefEater and AppliancesOnline

50:39 - ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ - Gallagher Premiership Final

54:42 - ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ - Simon Zebo introduction

57:44 - Simon Zebo on his retirement

59:32 - Simon Zebo on the Irish tax system

01:00:49 - Who got Zebo on the show?

01:01:38 - Could Zebo come out of retirement and Gits’ COSMO questions

01:04:24 - Zebo on the South Africa v Ireland debate

01:06:07 - Simon Zebo on Joe Schmidt

01:07:47 - Zebo on playing in France

01:09:24 - Zebo on Mack Hansen in Ireland

01:10:43 - Zebo on the URC semi-finals

01:12:40 - Start one, bench one and drop one

01:14:41 - The KOKO Quiz

01:24:31 - Socials and new website plug

01:25:32 - The KOKO Live Show and Polo Ralph Lauren plug

01:26:29 - Close of the show

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The KOKO Show Unveils the Winner of the Much Coveted ‘Debate the Top Eight’ Title.

Fri, 07 Jun 2024 08:00:44 GMT

On this week's dose of extra KOKO content we crown the winner of the ‘Debate the Top Eight’ competition.

Four weeks ago the lads laid out their predictions of the final eight teams left in the Suber(b) Rugby Playoffs and now the results are in, and not unlike an episode of The Jerry Springer show two of the boys will be told “you are not the winner”.

Through a myriad of complex algorithms and Mensa level math, our team of number crunching boffins have come to the conclusion there is only one daddy of the ‘Debate the Top Eight’ title.

So sit on the edge of your futon, throw on your UGGs and chew your nails down to the quick, as we go through the results to crown The KOKO Champion.

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Ali Williams and Harry Wilson join The KOKO Show for a Raucous Rugby Roundtable

Tue, 04 Jun 2024 07:30:48 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show the lads bring you two legendary rugby guests, one from yesteryear and the other currently doing his thing in the world of footy. Our first guest that joined us live in the studio is a long streak of pelican you know what, one of the greatest Kiwi players of all time and for over ten years was a real pain in the Wallabies’ butts. He is the know-it-all from the North Island, New Zealand's lanky lineout lothario and he is the man that got bail after one too many an ale, it is the one and only Mr Ali Williams.

It has always been this show's mission statement, what is better than one big bastard? That's right, two massive bastards.

So, all the way from the Queensland Reds inner sanctum we bring you the Gunnedah Goliath, one half of the ‘Brisbane Bash Brothers’ and a man that has more try assists than hairs on his head, it is of course Mr Harry ‘the future’ Wilson.

We know what you are thinking, what else can these pricks pack into one show? Alas, not only do we shower you with wagyu grade talent, we serve up a full Rugby Roundup, a smattering of news from north of the invisible line and we preview the Super(b) Rugby Quarter-Finals.

Last, but certainly the most important, thanks to our new headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren brought to us by MYER we get the lads and their sloppy rigs to hit the catwalk for another edition of our new and very dapper segment ‘Match Fit’.

So sit back and relax, slip into your favourite preppy yet sporty fit, adorn your shoulders with a glorious knit and tune into KOKO as we talk footy and shit. It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

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Former English International Alex Corbisiero Sits Down with Matt Giteau for ‘Bits with Gits’.

Fri, 31 May 2024 08:00:51 GMT

This week The KOKO Show’s extra content comes in the form of a sit down interview between roommates.

That's right all the way from San Diego we have a new little segment entitled ‘Bits with Gits'. Matt ‘Goitan’ Giteau sits down with Former English frontrower, emerging grime rapper and one of the Legion’s assistant coaches, Mr Alex Corbisiero.

We know what you are thinking, what do a fly half and prop talk about when stuck in a studio together, just watch as we unearth the perfect odd couple. They chinwag about Corb’s career, his musical prowess, the art of scrummaging and there are some COSMO questions to round it out.

So put up your hammock, kick off your flip flops and fix yourself a spicy marg, get ready for the first, but certainly not the last installment of ‘Bits with Gits’.

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Quade Cooper Dazzles The KOKO Show with his Zen Master Ways

Tue, 28 May 2024 06:37:04 GMT

This week on the KOKO show we are proud to announce our new headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren in connection with our dear friends at MYER. With the lights burning bright on the show we are now able to afford some A-grade guests, so this week we have lined up an absolute cracker. This man is one of Aussie Rugby’s most exciting players, with footwork and ball skills that leave opposing players tied up like German soft pretzels. He burst onto the scene in the mid 2000’s as the prodigy to end all prodigies, and boy he didn’t disappoint. That is right, this week we are joined by Brissy’s boxing bad boy, the quick, the quiet and the quirky, Mr Quade Cooper.

Plus, with Polo Ralph Lauren as our new sponsor we are rolling out a brand new segment called ‘Match Fit’, where we break down the boy’s looks for the show and have a deep dive into their aesthetic choices and fashion forward vibes. We also deliver all the fan favourites, as we unpack the penultimate round of the Super(b) Rugby regular season, we debrief on another disappointing Wallaroos showing, we have a ‘Social Snitches’ that turns back time and finally we give some love to our Northern Hemisphere legends after an epic Champions Cup Final.

We are the gift that can now give more, as we have a true blue chip headline sponsor to back our shenanigans, so sit back relax and ask yourself the age old question “Do you think I can rock a turtleneck sweater this winter?” It’s now time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - START OF THE SHOW

00:16 - HEADLINE SPONSOR ANNOUNCEMENT

01:19 - INTRODUCE THE BOYS

04:24 - HEALTH CHECK WITH THE BOYS

06:55 - SWOOP’S PACKING POSITANO’S PEBBLES

08:48 - DREW FLYING ON A PRIVATE JET

10:31 - SAN DIEGO LEGION UPDATE

12:38 - ‘MATCH FIT’ BROUGHT TO YOU BY POLO RALPH LAUREN

16:03 - SOCIAL SNITCHES

21:09 - RUGBY ROUNDUP SEGMENT

24:08 - ADDING TOM WRIGHT TO THE HALFWAY WALLABIES XV

31:13 - ADDING THE JUNKYARD DOG TO THE HALFWAY WALLABIES XV

36:57 - SUPER SIZZLERS BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER

41:07 - WALLAROOS V BLACK FERNS DEBRIEF

43:04 - NORTHERN HEMISPHERE LEGENDS SEGMENT

52:18 - INTRODUCE QUADE COOPER

55:48 - QUADE TALKING ABOUT JAPAN AND THE SEASON JUST GONE

58:20 - QUADE ON PLAYING WITH WILL GENIA AGAIN

59:00 - QUADE ON JAPAN RUGBY GROWING THE GAME

01:02:59 - PROF ASKING QUADE ABOUT LIFE IN JAPAN AND THE ONSEN CULTURE

01:06:50 - QUADE ON HIS RUGBY FUTURE

01:07:50 - QUADE ON LEARNING TO LOVE TRAINING

01:11:33 - QUADE ON MISSING THE RWC AND WALLABIES FUTURE

01:14:07 - QUADE ON THE IMPORTANCE OF SENIOR PLAYERS IN A SQUAD

01:17:06 - WHICH YOUNG 10 WOULD QUADE PICK FOR THE WALLABIES?

01:18:24 - START ONE, BENCH ONE AND DROP ONE - THE QUADE EDITION

01:24:50 - THE KOKO QUIZ WITH QUADE COOPER

01:35:34 - QUADE ON HIS LOVE OF CLOTHES AND HIS BRAND SHOSAI

01:36:57 - PROF ASKS THE BOYS IF THEY THINK QUADE WILL BE IN THE WALLABIES

01:37:12 - POLO RALPH LAUREN PLUG

01:39:09 - FAREWELLS AND CLOSE OF THE SHOW

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BONUS CONTENT! Prof’s Pick And Lets Effing Go with Drew 'Biv' Mitchell

Fri, 24 May 2024 07:30:28 GMT

We want more! We want more! Ok we heard you, you crazy bastards. So this week we are debuting some extra content for you KOKO Show loving truffle pigs.

We present ‘Prof’s Pick And Let’s Effing Go’ and this week Prof sits down with our very own Drew Mitchell to get into all the nooks and crannies of what was a glittering single ‘g’ career.

In this segment we get to peek behind the curtain and into the beautiful mind and footy history of one of Aussie rugby’s best blokes and greatest players.

So please sit back, take your 6pm No-Doz and wash it down with a stiff rumbo and cola as you enjoy a little extra KOKO lovin’. It’s time for Prof’s Pick And Let's Effing Go’.

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Holiday Swoop Joins The KOKO Show from Positano in a No Guest Nonsense Episode

Tue, 21 May 2024 07:30:00 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we are coming to you from all corners of the globe, Prof and Biv are in the studio in Sydney, Gits is lighting it up in San Diego and Holiday Swoop is bringing the heat all the way from Positano in Italy.

Much like a sunset kissing the top of an Amalfi village, this episode will make you feel things in the deepest and darkest corners of your pleasure department. Without a guest this week we welcome you inside the KOKO Dojo of Chaotic Mojo for some serious laughs and hardcore banter.

We break down all things Super(b) Rugby in the ‘Rugby Roundup Segment’, the lads serve you up a beautifully al dente ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ segment and there is of course a signature slice of ‘Social Snitches'.

For all you massive rugby nerds in the ‘KOKO-sphere’ the boys give you their hot-takes on the new law changes coming into the game in July, as we give you a very comprehensive dose of ‘What's Drewing?’

To finish the show we give you the fight you have all been waiting for, so throw out Fury v Usyk and disregard Ali v Frazier, as we present Tommy v Hugo in the Powerhouse Production Knee Wrestle of the Century.

So please sit back and enjoy this limoncello fueled mechanical bull ride of a show with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti, because it is time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - INTROS

07:58 - SETTING UP THE FIGHT BETWEEN HUGO AND TOM

12:37 - MERCH PLUG

13:05 - SOCIALS PLUG

13:41 - WHAT IS GITS LIKE POST LOSS

14:20 - SOCIAL SNITCHES

16:30 - 2010 BARBARIANS FOLLOW UP STORY

23:18 - RUGBY ROUND UP SEGMENT

43:05 - ITALIAN GOD SALVETORE MAKES A CAMEO WITH SWOOP

48:36 - SUPER SIZZLER BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER (https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater)

58:13 - WHAT'S DREWING? SEGMENT - THE NEW RUGBY LAWS

01:07:40 - WALLAROOS V USA INTERNATIONAL REVIEW

01:08:37 - NORTHERN HEMISPHERE LEGENDS

01:11:10 - TEASING OUR NEW KOKO WEBSITE COMING SOON!

01:13:51 - MERCH/SOCIAL PLUG

01:14:11 - THE PRODUCER FIGHT

01:18:03 - GOODBYES AND CLOSE OF THE SHOW

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Ma’a Nonu is the Larger than Life Centre of attention this week on The KOKO Show

Tue, 14 May 2024 07:30:46 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show the lads go wall to wall footy with a couple of cheeky yarns sprinkled into the mix. We deliver a comprehensive ‘Rugby Roundup’ segment unpacking and unfurling Round 12 of the Super(b) Rugby, illuminating the teams that are in the hunt for glory and the others that can start preparing for a debaucherous Mad Monday.

With this in mind the lads don their outdoor aprons armed with their lucky tongs and serve you guys a smokey and saucy selection of ‘Super Sizzlers’, thanks to our friends at BeefEater and AppliancesOnline. We also dive into the unfortunate result for the Wallaroos in their first test match of the year, as they went down to the maple syrup crushing Canadians in Sydney.

However, this week our piste de resistance is currently considered a ‘Northern Hemisphere Legend’, but really is a Southern Hemi Sensation. This man is widely considered as one of the greatest centres the rugby world has ever seen, a man so bold he refuses to get old, with nicknames like ‘The Tank’ and ‘The Rock’ opposing player often felt liquid filling their sock. This man is a gentleman and a scholar so please stand up and holla, yes of course, it is the one and only Mr Ma’a Nonu.

So sit back, get yourself a plate with all the fixings and slip into your Sunday best as we spread another ‘Two-Time’ RWC champ across your soundwaves. That's right, it’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - HELLO AND WELCOME

01:58 - INTRODUCE THE BOYS / HOW WERE THE WEEKENDS

04:20 - DREW PLAYING IN AN ADF RUGBY MATCH WITH FAMILY

10:58 - MERCHANDISE AND SOCIAL PLUGS

11:58 - INTRODUCE MA’A NONU

14:31 - THE LEGION WERE DISAPPOINTED THAT GITS CAME AND THEN LEFT

16:22 - WHAT DID GITS AND MA’A DO IN THE BYE WEEK

17:37 - MA’A RANKS THE TOUGHEST CLUB LEAGUES IN THE WORLD

22:10 - MA’A TALKING ABOUT PLAYING WITH JONAH

26:23 - MA’A PLAYING WITH DREW AND GITS IN TOULON

29:29 - TALKING ABOUT MA’A’S INTERNATIONAL CAREER

ALL FOUR BOYS PLAYING FOR THE BARBARIANS TOGETHER

34:58 - 2015 WORLD CUP FINAL CHAT NZ V AUSTRALIA

40:20 - START ONE, BENCH ON AND DROP ONE WITH MA’A

41:13 - SOCIAL SNITCHES

44:16 - THE KOKO QUIZ WITH MA’A

52:13 - NORTHERN HEMISPHERE LEGENDS

57:23 - RUGBY ROUND UP SEGMENT

01:14:14 - SUPER SIZZLER SEGMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER

01:19:51 - WHAT’S DREWING?

01:23:20 - WALLAROOS V CANADA REVIEW

01:25:30 - GOODBYES AND SOCIAL/MERCH PLUGS

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Cheslin Kolbe chats to the KOKO Show about Winning World Cups and What Wingers really do.

Tue, 07 May 2024 04:21:32 GMT

This time around on The KOKO Show the boys have a special treat with an all-time Northern Hemisphere Legend and Springbok speedster, a man with fast feet and an even faster car collection. You better bloody believe it, we chat to the king of the Cape and a hero in headgear Mr Cheslin Kolbe.

The boys also dish out an all you can eat serving of the Rugby Roundup, topped with an extra spicy Suber(b) Sizzler garnish thanks to our mates at BeefEater and AppliancesOnline. We then round out this mouth watering walk through the rugby world with a couple of new segments entitled ‘What’s Drewing?’ and the boys ‘Debate the Top Eight.’

So sit back, relax and drink in the serenity as we go on a footy safari to see ‘The Big Five’ loose units in their natural habitat. We beg you to be chipper for Cheslin, fabulous for footy, nuts about the North and hit a long smoko for KOKO. It's time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

00:00 - Intro

04:10 - Merchandise available!

05:17 - Social Snitches - Swoop in 2019

07:21 - Northern Hemisphere Legends

08:51 - CHESLIN KOLBE!

10:51 - Cheslin playing in Japan

12:10 - Cheslin PLaying with All Black Captain Sam Cane

18:29- Beating the All Blacks in the RWC Final

26:15 - Cheslin on THAT Charge down

31:42 - Start one, Bench one, Drop One

34:40 - The Springbok Quiz

43:47 - NHL’s Continues

44:15 - MLR - San Diego vs Dallas

48:45 - Toulouse v Harlequins

48:37 - Leinster v Northampton

50:31 - Rugby Round Up

51:00 - Hurricanes v Waratahs

53:31 - Blues v Rebels

54:39 - Highlanders v Moana

56:37 - Crusaders v Reds

58:57 - Chiefs v Force

59:32 - Brumbies v Drua

01:02:02 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater

01:07:32 - What’s Drewing?

01:14:55 - Debate the top 8

01:23:10 - Wallaroos Squad

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This Week Noah Lolesio floods The KOKO Show with fun and footy.

Tue, 30 Apr 2024 07:31:28 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show the lads are horsing around and bathing in the sweet sweet nectar of the Brumbies win over the previously undefeated Hurricanes. Much like a pack of hungry ‘Junkyard Dogs’ we forage through another spectacular round of Super(b) Rugby and thanks to our friends at BeefEater and AppliancesOnline we have a tender little lineup of ‘Super Sizzlers’ fresh off the grill.

The fellas also have a deep dive into the triumphant Super(b) Rugby W final, breaking down how the Waratahs dismantled the Drua to run the board in a spectacular undefeated winning season. Obviously, we understand that we have fans from both sides of the equator that join us week in and week out to bloody ‘Schmidt this thing in’, so we have served up an extra juicy NHL’s segment this week with flavours from Japan, England and the self-proclaimed leaders of the free world.

Plus, it would be completely LOCO if KOKO didn't have a special guest, so we have lined up a Brumbies young blood that is on his way back to the promised land. A man that has more footy smarts than Gits has gold bullion buried under his house, the fresh faced flyhalf of the future, the Ken amongst us mortal men, the one and only ‘bad boi Brumby’ himself Mr Noah Lolesio. So dust off your chaps, tighten your bridal and tip your Akubra to another real roughie of a podcast.

It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - HELLO AND WELCOME

01:10 - INTRODUCE THE BOYS

03:27 - BUSTA RHYMES RESPONSE VIDEO

05:34 - MERCHANDISE/SOCIAL PLUGS

07:16 - SOCIAL SNITCHES

09:54 - SHOUT OUT TO PRODUCER OLLIE

10:39 - RUGBY ROUNDUP

24:20 - SUPER SIZZLERS

30:39 - BRUMBIES BEATING THE HURRICANES

34:15 - INTRODUCE NOAH LOLESIO

36:11 - NOAH ON THE HURRICANES WIN

38:32 - NOAH’S TIME IN FRANCE AND FRENCH STYLE

40:28 - GITS REACHING OUT TO NOAH

42:51 - NOAH ON THE WALLABIES AND JOE SCHMIDT

48:56 - WHICH THREE PEOPLE WOULD NOAH CHOOSE IF STUCK ON AN ISLAND

50:19 - BRUMBIES QUIZ WITH NOAH

57:00 - NORTHERN HEMISPHERE LEGENDS

01:05:54 - FIRE UP WITH FIREBALL SEGMENT

01:08:15 - MERCHANDISE AND SOCIAL PLUGS

01:10:17 - GOODBYES

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Danny Care and an exclusive interview with Kurtley Beale on The KOKO Show

Tue, 23 Apr 2024 06:52:51 GMT

This week on the KOKO show we give you the old school two guest turnaround, that's right more bloody exclusives than the humble rugby fan can poke a stick at.

First up the lads run you through a hilarious Goit inspired ‘Social Snitches’ from fourteen years ago, we also dive into everything Super(b) Rugby with another lashing of ‘Super Sizzlers’ brought to you by our friends at BeefEater and Appliances Online.

Then we really turn this mofo up to a ten, the KOKO crew have an exclusive first time interview with a dear friend of the show and new Western Force recruit, the one and only Mr Kurtley ‘KB’ Beale. But as wise men have always said, one guest is cute, and two guests are totally SLAY.

That is right we have doubled up for all our NHL’s (Northern Hemisphere Legends) and we have brought you the little legend from Leeds and the hottest half in the business, so please get your pump on and quaff your hair for the lightweight lothario that is Danny Care.

So kick back and relax as we wrap up the world of rugby like a delicious midnight kebab after a session with Holiday Swoop.

It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

00:00 - HELLO AND WELCOME

00:42 - INTRODUCE THE BOYS

04:43 - MERCHANDISE PLUG (www.budgysmuggler.com.au/thekokoshow)

05:40 - SOCIAL PLUG

06:24 - SOCIAL SNITCHES

11:42 - RUGBY ROUNDUP SEGMENT/ SUPERB RUGBY

15:01 - DREW’S SIMON RAIWALUI CHAT TEASE

25:20 - KURTLEY BEALE EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

40:25 - SUPER SIZZLERS BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER (www.appliancesonline.com.au)

44:33 - NORTHERN HEMISPHERE LEGENDS

44:57 - INTRODUCE DANNY CARE

48:43 - DANNY MISSED ONE OF THE BEST GAMES IN CLUB HISTORY

50:54 - DANNY’S 100TH TEST CAP

52:25 - DANNY ON EDDIE JONES AND BEING CUT

01:04:26 - TIGHT FIVE WITH DANNY CARE

01:09:50 - SUPER W SCORES, FINAL PREVIEW AND WALLAROOS ANNOUNCEMENT

01:16:30 - MERCH AND SOCIAL PLUGS

01:17:00 - FIREBALL SHOT SKI

01:18:14 - GOODBYES AND SIGN-OFF

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The KOKO Show is trampled by All Black flyer Caleb Clarke

Tue, 16 Apr 2024 06:15:19 GMT

This week on the KOKO show the boys lick their wounds from our Hong Kong bonanza as they detail the ups and downs of returning to normal non ‘holiday Swoop’ life. The crew also unpack a cheeky way to rehab an injury in this week's instalment of ‘Social Snitches’, plus we delve into another smashing dose of the Rugby Roundup and the lads also give their Super Sizzlers brought to you by BeefEater, from week 8 of the Superb Rugby Season. The KOKO Show isn't known for much, but one thing we hang our hat on is innovation, and this week we bring you two brand new segments, ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ - where we take a deep dive into all the rugby news North of the equator. The second new segment is a little gem entitled ‘The Halfway Wallabies Starting XV’, where the boys are given five positions each and they name their team as if it were picked tomorrow. This week we are joined by another very special guest, a gentle giant from across the ditch, a man known for his delectably destructive derriere, he might be all glute but his stardom is absolute, it is the one and only Mr Caleb Clarke. So, as the days get shorter and the nights cooler, slip into our warm cup of KOKO and let this episode massage all your stress away.

It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

00:00 - INTRODUCE THE SHOW AND BOYS

01:46 - GITS HEADING OFF TO THE USA

03:24 - HONG KONG DEBRIEF AND RECOVERY

06:28 - TEASING GUEST CALEB CLARKE AND NORTHERN HEMISPHERE LEGENDS

07:23 - MERCHANDISE PLUG

09:24 - SOCIALS PLUG

10:17 - SOCIAL SNITCHES

11:42 - RUGBY ROUNDUP SEGMENT

20:59 - SUPER SIZZLER BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER (www.appliancesonline.com.au)

26:58 - WELCOME CALEB CLARKE

34:57 - CALEB ON THE NEW ALL BLACKS ERA

37:39 - CALEB ON TRAINING WITH THE SOUTH SYDNEY RABBITOHS

44:03 - KOKO QUIZ WITH CALEB CLARKE

51:09 - NORTHERN HEMISPHERE LEGENDS SEGMENT

51:27 - WORLD CLUB CUP

53:00 - BORDEAUX V HARLEQUINS

54:22 - LEINSTER V LA ROCHELLE

55:56 - NORTHAMPTON V BULLS

56:52 - TOULOUSE V EXETER

59:10 - THE HALFWAY WALLABIES STARTING XV

01:07:29 - SOCIAL AND MERCH PLUGS

01:08:08 - GOODBYES AND SIGN OFF

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KOKO Show’s Hong Kong Extravaganza with Carter, Matfield, Burger, Caslick, Levi, Hooper & Vermeulen.

Wed, 10 Apr 2024 07:45:21 GMT

As promised, the KOKO Crew took on the Hong Kong Sevens and some may say we lost, but we maintain the dragon is slain. Thanks to the Hong Kong Tourism Board, Cathay Pacific and Ovolo Hotels for giving the show an experience of a lifetime, we went to the Sha Tin Racecourse, saw the city lights on a Aqua Luna Junk Boat, enjoyed some delicious food at the Stanley Street Dai Pai Dong, took in the views from The Peak and drank in all the red hot rugby action from the 10s and the 7s.

With the Hong Kong Sevens being one of rugby’s Meccas we were inundated with hall-of-fame guests including Dan Carter, Victor Matfield, Schalk Burger and Duane Vermeulen. Plus, we also jagged a few current superstars Maddi Levi, Charlotte Caslick and Michael Hooper throughout the course of the weekend for a chat.

This show is cover to cover action, laughs and a smattering of debauchery, as the lads tackled the Vertical City. To cap off the show we have delivered a second instalment of ‘KOKO Carnage’ that will leave our Melbourne adventure in its wake.

So please sit back, relax and pour yourself a stiff drink, as this will leave your nerve endings fried.

We present the life and times of Holiday Swoop featuring the KOKO Crew, it’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

00:00 - HELLO AND WELCOME

02:32 - INTRODUCE THE BOYS AND HONG KONG HIGHLIGHTS

05:28 - MERCHANDISE PLUG

06:02 - SOCIALS PLUG

06:23 - SUPER RUGBY ROUND UP

09:55 - THE BOYS TALKING ABOUT HOLIDAY SWOOP

12:06 - SUPER SIZZLER BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER (www.appliancesonline.com.au)

15:21 - SUPER W SCORES

15:50 - HONG KONG SEVENS RUGBY RECAP

16:35 - CHARLOTTE CASLICK AND MADDI LEVI INTERVIEW

29:17 - MICHAEL HOOPER INTERVIEW

31:21 - TEASING OUR OTHER GUESTS

32:15 - DAN CARTER INTERVIEW

49:20 - THE BOYS DISCUSS DAN CARTER'S LEGACY

50:27 - OVOLO HOTEL MEET AND GREET WITH FANS

52:08 - GOODBYES AND THROWING TO THE CARNAGE

52:57 - AIRPORT ARRIVAL AND CATHAY PACIFIC FLIGHT

55:33 - SHA TIN RACES

59:34 - HONG KONG 10S AND KOKO DRINKS @ OVOLO

01:02:33 - JUNK BOAT TOUR

01:03:31 - FANCY DRESS SHOPPING FOR SATURDAY

01:07:41 - FRIDAY @ HONG KONG 7s

10:08:46 - SOUTH STAND SATURDAY

01:12:07 - DUANE VERMEULEN, SCHALK BURGER AND VICTOR MATFIELD

01:16:49 - STANLEY STREET DAI PAI DONG AND NIGHT OUT

01:18:01 - VISIT THE PEAK

01:20:13 - HK7s FINALS WITH MICHAEL HOOPER

01:21:13 - HEADING HOME

01:22:30 - ENDING CREDITS

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Joe Marler and James Slipper prop up the lads in an epic episode of the KOKO Show

Tue, 02 Apr 2024 06:08:05 GMT

This week on the KOKO Show we packed down with a pair of pretty props. The first cab off the rank is a man that tied Stephen Moore’s Australian Super Rugby appearances record, and is only a handful of Tests short of George Gregan in the international record race. That is right we are joined by Mr James Slipper to chat all things Super Rugby, the Eddie Jones aftermath and the upcoming Wallabies test season.

Plus, we delve into everyone’s Supper Sizzlers brought to you by BeefEater from week six of ‘Superb’ Rugby, so stay tuned to see who sizzled and seared in the eyes of the KOKO Crew.

As is the motto of our show, one guest is fun, but two guests is a bloody great time. So, our second guest this week is England’s inked up enigma and true character of the game, all the way from the front seat of his car we were joined by the one and only Mr Joe Marler.

His big boy energy will fill your eyes and ears for a ripper of a time, we guarantee an episode full of great yarns, belly laughs and a quiz to end all quizzes. So uncork your good liquor, throw on your elasticated pants and slip into your favourite moomoo.

For this episode we encourage everyone to embrace and appreciate your inner thicc boy/girl, because it’s time for a front row sized session of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

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00:00 - HELLO AND WELCOME

03:33 - BOYS TALK EASTER LONG WEEKEND

10:29 - SOCIAL SNITCHES

12:23 - SUPER RUGBY ROUND UP

18:37 - INTRODUCING JAMES SLIPPER

24:54 - SUPER SIZZLER BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER (www.appliancesonline.com.au)

33:53 - SLIPPER ON THE WALLABIES

39:13 - TIGHT FIVE WITH JAMES SLIPPER

41:47 - WELCOME JOE MARLER

45:38 - JOE'S BET WITH DREW

47:33 - GREAT TWEETS FROM JOE MARLER

48:48 - JOE MARLER'S FEET ONLYFANS

54:40 - EDDIE JONES

57:04 - ENGLAND UPDATE

1:03:53 - THE QUIZ FT. JAMES HASKELL FIGHT

1:19:01 - SUPER W SCORES

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Bernard ‘The Iceman’ Foley chops it up with the boys in the studio on The KOKO Show.

Tue, 26 Mar 2024 07:16:51 GMT

This week on The KOKO Show we rounded all the boys up after a big weekend of celebration as two of our wonderful Wallabies turned 40. As we nurse sore heads and bruised egos we are also joined by one of the best fly-halves to pull on the gold jersey, the one and only ‘Iceman’, Mr Bernard Foley.

Once again we welcome back the “Super Sizzler” brought to you by our new friends at BeefEater, where the lads break down who sizzled for them in the week of Super Rugby. The lads have dissected and pulled apart the whole weekend of rugby to find their hidden gems within the 5th round of ‘Superb Rugby’.

We then put the ‘Nard Dog’ on the hot plate grilling him about his highlights and lowlights from what continues to be a very successful career. He talks about all the success he is having in Japan, what it was like to win the Super Rugby with the 'Tahs and he leaves the door open for a 2024 Wallabies call up.

So forget about Maverick and throw away Goose it is time to fly solo with our very own ‘Iceman’. Pour yourself a double rumbo, order a succulent Chinese meal and crawl into your favourite snuggie as we get into the swing of Spring.

It’s time now for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

00:00 - WELCOME TO THE SHOW BERNARD FOLEY

02:54 - KOKO MERCHANDISE IS OUT NOW!

04:52 - TALK ABOUT THE BOYS 40TH

07:12 - PRESENTS FOR THE BOYS

10:47 - SOCIAL SNITCHES

13:57 - VIRAL TWEETS

27:27 - SUPERB RUGBY ROUND-UP

39:32 - 'SUPER SIZZLER' BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER

44:49 - TUPOU TO LEINSTER?

46:22 - LIONS TOUR 2025

48:42 - COSMOPOLITAN'S DATING QUESTIONS

51:09 - BERNARD FOLEY DEEPDIVE

1:06:46 - THE NUMBER 10’S CHALLENGE

1:18:12 - GOODBYES

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Mack Hansen, Andrew Kellaway & Grace Hamilton run a muck on an action packed triple guest KOKO Show.

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 06:38:57 GMT

This week on KOKO we have a show wall-to-wall with special guests, spinning yarns, chatting shit and most of all talking footy. The first cab off the rank in this episode is our Melbourne based firecracker Andrew ‘Kells’ Kellaway, the boys run riot talking about his career, the state of rugby in Victoria and we get a special performance of Kells blowing on his bagpipes.

For guest number two, we stayed in ‘Burn City’, as we were joined by Super(b) W superstar and former Wallaroos captain Grace Hamilton, to discuss her return to Australian rugby and what we can expect from the women's game in 2024 and beyond.

This week we also welcome a new segment to the show with the “Super Sizzler” brought to you by our new friends at BeefEater, where the lads break down who sizzled for them in the week of Super Rugby and we have a special announcement that the are back on tour to the Hong Kong Sevens, thanks to Hong Kong Tourism Board, Cathay Pacific and Ovolo Hotels.

Lastly, but certainly not the least, we spend some time basking in the beautiful emerald light of Irish glory, as the KOKO show delivers its grades for every team in a final run of the Six Nations Summation. To help us through this Guinness infused wrap up, we were joined by a KOKO fan favourite and legend of the show, the one and only Mr Mack Hansen. So tighten up your tunics, polish your pots of gold and get ready to river dance out of your pants.

It's time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - WELCOME TO THE SHOW

00:54 - SIX NATIONS CELEBRATIONS WITH IRISH LIMERICK

06:28 - COMING UP ON THE SHOW

09:15 - TALKING ABOUT SWOOP AND DREW 40TH

11:42 - THE KOKO BOYS USING NORDVPN

12:45 - KOKO ON TOUR TO HONG KONG SEVENS

16:20 - SOCIAL SNITCHES

18:15 - INTRODUCE ANDREW KELLAWAY

24:56 - GETTING INTIMATE KELLS

28:56 - KELLAWAY ON THE REBELS THIS YEAR

32:10 - KELLAWAY PLAYING THE BAGPIPES

36:11 - 'SUPER SIZZLER' BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER

41:55 - GRACE HAMILTON TALKS REBELS, FRANCE, NRLW AND WALLAROOS

51:17 - TIGHT FIVE WITH GRACE HAMILTON

54:29 - WELCOME MACK HANSEN

01:01:20 - SIX NATIONS SUMMATION

01:06:31 - GITS’ SIX NATIONS PUNISHMENT

01:09:03 - SPEED DATING WITH MACK

01:11:39 - GOODBYE AND SOCIALS

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Rugby Australia CEO Phil Waugh and Reds coach Les Kiss come in hot on The KOKO Show

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 06:44:48 GMT

After last week's episode with new Wallabies coach Joe Schmidt, we knew we had to go up a level this week on the KOKO Show and that is exactly what we did.

On this week's instalment we are joined by the big dog in Rugby Australia's kennel. CEO Phil Waugh stops by to answer all the tough questions about the state of the game in Australia, as well as why Aussie rugby fans should be optimistic moving forward. The KOKO crew covered all the weekend's action from the third round of the ’Superb’ Rugby and we were lucky enough to be joined by the 'Sunshine State’s Sensei’ Queensland Reds head coach Les Kiss.

For all our Northern Hemisphere Homies we of course have given you a big serving of the Six Nations Summation in the lead up to the final weekend of the tournament. Finally, we leave ye faithful fans with a little yarn as Drew talks about his NYC bust up with a famous American rapper, in a new segment we call ‘Cocoa with KOKO.’

So sit back, enjoy and let the world of rugby cleanse your dirtiest thoughts, it's time to align your footy chakras with a little dose of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

00:00 - WELCOME TO THE SHOW

01:55 - INTRODUCING PHIL WAUGH

05:54 - RUGBY AUSTRALIA UPDATE WITH PHIL WAUGH

16:38 - THE SCHMIDT EFFECT

19:22 - MELBOURNE REBELS VS RUGBY AUSTRALIA

21:45 - WHY BECOME CEO?

23:00 - WHAT DOES SUCCESS LOOK LIKE FOR AUSTRALIAN RUGBY IN THE FUTURE?

27:00 - FAREWELL TO PHIL WAUGH

28:25 - 'SWOOP' HAS ARRIVED

29:21 - SUPER RUGBY WRAP

39:25 - INTRODUCING LES KISS AND THE REDS SEASON

46:18 - THE KEY VALUES OF THE QLD REDS

48:45 - LES KISS’ MESSAGE TO GITS

49:53 - FRASER MCREIGHT THOUGHTS

52:31 - JAMES O'CONNOR UPDATE

54:00 - WHAT TO EXPECT FROM JOE SCHMIDT

56:05 - SIX NATIONS WRAP UP

58:55 - SAYING GOODBYE TO LES AND THE NEW MOON

01:01:08 - SIX NATIONS SUMMATION

01:10:20 - COCOA WITH KOKO

01:19:00 - CLOSING THE SHOW

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New Wallabies Coach Joe Schmidt joins the first ever live KOKO Show at Super Round Melbourne.

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 05:41:50 GMT

This week on Kick Offs and Kick Ons we take the show on the road. We headed down to Super Round Melbourne courtesy of TEG and had one hell of a time. On the show this week we dusted off our KOKO shirts, popped a few Nurofen and fixed our hair as we welcomed a very special guest on set, new Wallabies coach Joe Schmidt.

Smokey Joe told us how he has almost fixed Australian Rugby less than a week into the job, the Super Rugby players that have caught his eye and he shares his positive messaging for Aussie rugby fans. So let's get excited to see all Australian rugby teams "Schmidt it in" over the next couple of years.

After Joe had vacated the show to save his professional reputation, the boys recapped all the action from Super Round Melbourne took part in a Super Rugby quiz off and we share exclusive behind-the-scenes footage from our weekend down there

So sit back and gently run your fingers through your Melbourne hipster moustache and sip on your three quarter piccolo in a graffitied lane way, it's now time for The KOKO Show.

00:00 - INTRO TO SUPER ROUND

01:44 - INTRO JOE SCHMIDT

03:54 - JOE INTERVIEW STARTS

09:39 - JOE ON THE BLEDISLOE

11:06 - JOE'S COMMUNICATION WITH WALLABIES TEAM

12:36 - JOE ON THE APPOINTMENT OF HIS COACHING STAFF

13:44 - JOE ON THE BRITISH AND IRISH LIONS/ EARN THE SUPPORT

15:56 - JOE ON THE WALLABIES DOCCO

16:57 - PLAYERS THAT HAVE CAUGHT JOE'S EYE

19:04 - JOE'S MESSAGE TO AUSSIE RUGBY FANS

21:08 - SUPER ROUND WRAP UP

29:55 - DREW GETTING HIS LIFE BACK ON TRACK

30:50 - KOKO QUIZ

37:05 - FAREWELLS

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Big Jim Hamilton and Fraser McReight talk Six Nations and Super Rugby on The KOKO Show

Tue, 27 Feb 2024 05:49:01 GMT

This week on KOKO the boys go a little loco because Taylor Swift is in town. We straighten our ties and dust off the shoulders as we put this cruel summer behind us and pen Australian Rugby a little love song.

On the show we are joined by the incumbent Wallaby and Queensland Reds number seven Fraser McReight as we break down their big win over the terrible 'Tahs, as well as all of the week one action from the Super Rugby Pacific. The fellas also take a little deep dive into Fraser’s life with a little game called “McReight or McWrong.” Although we bleed green and gold on this show, we haven’t forgotten about our frostbitten friends in the Northern Hemisphere, as we unpack the weekend of rugby in the “Six Nations Summation.”

Plus, we are joined by a very special guest and the most notable voice in rugby around the world, yes that is right, Jim Hamilton is on the show, as he blesses our pod with all of his sage wisdom, cracking stories and at the end he gets quizzical. So top up your flutes with a crisp Australian sparkling, sauce up your pies and kick back on the lazyboy, it’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

00:00 - INTROS

04:59 - GITS’ SET REACTION

07:42 - SOCIALS AND SUBSCRIBER BET UPDATE

09:25 - WHAT'S COMING UP ON THE SHOW

10:40 - WALLABIES DOCO CHAT

15:26 - WELCOME FRASER MCREIGHT

18:38 - FRASER ON TAHS WIN, LES KISS AND CONNECTION WITH HARRY WILSON

26:58 - FRASER’S TAKE ON JOE SCHMIDT/ HURRICANES GAME AT SUPER ROUND

28:39 - MCREIGHT OR MCWRONG GAME

35:19 - SUPER RUGBY ROUND 1 WRAP

41:49 - SUPER ROUND PROMO

44:27 - JIM HAMILTON INTRO

46:28 - THE SIX NATIONS SUMMATION

1:06:12 - JIM ON PODCASTING

1:11:11 - JIM’S BRITISH AND IRISH LIONS STORY

1:14:30 - THE KOKO QUIZ

1:22:24 - FAREWELL

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Magic Mike Phillips and two towering 'Tahs takeover the KOKO Show

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 06:37:20 GMT

It’s a new week and a new us. That's right we are going loco on the KOKO for our new set. We have been given new everything by the beautiful folks at Appliances online, they have ensured that there is a little bit of elegance in this primarily classless weekly endeavor. This week the boys are joined by the most handsome man in Wales, you guessed it, the tall, tanned and terrific Lions legend Mike Phillips has joined the show for a very open and honest Six Nations Summation, hammering home the message that beautiful people need love too.

When you think that is all, this show is like the NYE fireworks, we always has a big finale. On the KOKO Show we roll in two members of Waratahs engine room, Ned Hanigan and Fergus Lee-Warner, adding a little country swag to this entitled little show. The lads talk all things footy ahead of the opening round of the Super Rugby Pacific season, the difference between a heifer and cow, as well as how much they want to fold Harry Wilson from the Reds.

We know what you are thinking, how does it get any better than this? Well we aren’t sure it will so please join this week as we serve up a little amuse bouche of rugby without the ‘rah rah’ opulence. It is now time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

00:00 - INTROS

04:04 - GITS DEBUT FOR SD

10:42 - SET UPDATE / THANKS TO APPLIANCES ONLINE

13:33 - WELCOME MIKE PHILLIPS

16:50 - SIX NATIONS SUMMATION

29:35 - MIKE’S CAREER HIGHLIGHTS

33:30 - MIKE ON THE BRITISH AND IRISH LIONS

44:14 - QUIZ WITH MIKE PHILLIPS

53:04 - THE KOKO SHOW SPECIAL STUDIO GUESTS/ WARATAH PLAYERS

56:10 - THE BOYS TALK ABOUT THE WARATAHS PRESEASON / DARREN COLEMAN CHAT

59:06 - SUPER RUGBY CHAT WITH THE BOYS

01:10:11 - SUPER W SEASON KICKING OFF

01:11:41 - WALLABIES CHAT - EDDIE SAYING AUSTRALIA ISN'T TOUGH / JOE SCHMIDT APPOINTMENT

01:17:54 - KOKO GET TO KNOW KNOW GAME

01:24:42 - FAREWELL TO THE BOYS AND CLOSING THE SHOW/ GO FUND ME SHOUT OUT

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Mack Hansen brings his Irish charm to 'The KOKO Show’

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 06:32:44 GMT

To add a spoonful of sugar to this very medicinal podcast we introduce our special guest, the Australian born Irish flyer, the one and only Mack Hansen. The Boys have a blast shooting the breeze with the big Mack, talking all things Irish rugby, his career to date and finally we all get quizzical at the end.

So put down your soy chai lattés, kick off your boat shoes and pick up a Guinness. Get ready for another instalment of the podcast you listen to when you’re waiting for the newest Rogan episode to drop. It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

00:00 - INTROS

03:52 - SET UPDATE

06:10 - GITS UPDATE FROM USA

08:59 - WHAT'S TO COME ON THE SHOW

11:38 - SUPER ROUND MELBOURNE WITH THE KOKO SHOW (TICKETS:

13:55 - MELBOURNE REBELS ADMINISTRATION

16:36 - BRUMBIES UPDATE

20:19 - WALLABIES UPDATE

25:29 - RUGBY LEAGUE CONVERTS

30:12 - 6 NATION SUMMATION FEATURING ALEX CORBISIERO

35:05 - INTRODUCE MACK HANSEN

36:13 - MACK ON THE IRELAND GAME V ITALY

38:39 - WHY IRELAND ARE SO GOOD

40:14 - MACK KILLING IT IN IRELAND

42:17 - WHAT MAKES MACK TICK / GETTING TO KNOW MACK

43:00 - 2023 GRAND SLAM PARTY

44:32 - SCOTLAND V FRANCE / TMO DEBATE

48:58 - WORLD CUP HANGOVERS

51.32 - ENGLAND V WALES GAME

56:29 - IRELAND FANS AND ANTHEM

59:36 - MACK INJURY UPDATE

1:01:06 - THE KOKO QUIZ

1:08:54 - GITS PLAYING HIS FIRST GAME IN 2 YEARS

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Jonny Wilkinson joins ‘The KOKO Show’ for launch of new season

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 06:47:10 GMT

Ladies and gentlemen we have arrived. It is safe to say that ‘Kick Offs and Kick Ons’ has launched with a bang. Prof and the boys clean out the cobwebs from a big off-season and are ready to run the ball straight into the upcoming rugby season.

On ‘The KOKO Show’ this week we unveil our brand new ‘less is more’ set and outline our never ending quest for that rugby union sponsorship dough. Just as Australian rugby hits rock bottom we are there to catch them, as we cleanse the soul of the last 12 months and get excited for the appointment of new Wallabies coach Joe Schmidt and the Wallaroos’ hiring of Joanne Yapp as the first full time Australian women's head coach. We have saged off the evils of Eddie and now we are ready to ‘Schmidt it in’.

Although we are an Australian show, from time to time we like to take a little sojourn north of the Equator. That's right we are bringing you a brand new segment to start the season called ‘The Six Nations Summation’ with the help of a rugby Immortal, the one and only Jonny Wilkinson. We also delve into his rich rugby career and the time he spent tearing up Toulon with Gits and Drew.

As always, if it ain't broke don't fix it, we are bringing back the Quiz in 2024 and let’s see if Jonny knows more about himself than the boys do. So dust off your RM’s, steam your favourite polo shirt then sit back and enjoy as the KOKO show brings you all you need to know about the beautiful game of rugby.

00:00 - INTRODUCTIONS

02:40 - WELCOME BACKS

04:40 - WHAT'S COMING UP ON THE SHOW THE SHOW

06:04 - NEW SET DESCRIPTION

09:04 - SPONSOR UPDATE AND OPPORTUNITY

10:18 - SOCIALS PLUG

10:52 - PERTH SEVENS RECAP

14:05 - SUPER ROUND PLUG WITH THE KOKO SHOW (LINK BELOW)

16:00 - WALLABIES 2024 FIXTURES AND NEW CATCHPHRASE

19:59 - GITS PRESEASON, ARMY CAMP AND COMEDY SET

20:59 - AUSTRALIAN COACHING APPOINTMENTS (SCHMIDT AND YAPP)/ HIGH PERFORMANCE

26:13 - SIX NATIONS SUMMATION

29:11 - INTRODUCE AND WELCOME JONNY WILKINSON

29:50 - ITALY V ENGLAND REVIEW

33:57 - WALES V SCOTLAND REVIEW

40:37 - FRANCE V IRELAND REVIEW

44:09 - SIX NATIONS ROUND 2 PREDICTIONS

45:09 - DREW AND GITS PLAYING WITH JONNY AT TOULON

58:48 - JONNY BOOK STORY

1:00:25 - THE GOLDEN CHILD

1:04:56 - WILKO'S MENTAL AND PHYSICAL STRUGGLES

1:15:55 - JONNY’S TRAMPOLINING MISHAP

1:21:37 - THE 2003 WORLD CUP FINAL AND LIFE AFTER THE KICK

1:33:29 - ADVICE FOR A SUCCESSFUL CAREER

1:37:17 - QUIZ

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Our new show 'Kick Offs and Kick Ons' Launches with Christmas Special!

Wed, 20 Dec 2023 07:04:59 GMT

Welcome to the first episode of our brand new show, Kick Off and Kick Ons! This Christmas special is full of huge announcements, big surprises and Christmas cheer.

We reveal our brand new name, Gits has some massive breaking news and we look into everything else thats been happening in the world of rugby, including the Eddie Jones saga.

Who knows what the future holds but this is going to be a hell of a lot of fun! So enjoy the ride and make sure you follow us on all socials @kickoffsandkickons_

00:00 - Intros

04:26 - Plans moving forward

5:39 - The new name for the Show!

7:38 - Winning name controversy

9:10 - OUR NEW NAME

12:35 - The 2024 plan

13:44 - Super Round Melbourne Announcement

15:49 - Gits’ big announcement!

25:29 - Reaction to Eddie Jones Signing with Japan

34:45 - Mark Nawaqanitawase to the NRL

38:05 - Sevens results and Michael Hooper news

43:15 - Owen Farrell walking away from England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

48:27 - Joe Schmidt to coach Aus?

51:55 - Dan Herbert replacing Hamish McLennan

56:30 - The Present Giving!

01:05:00 - The Christmas Quiz.

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