CW: Gun violence, slavery, and right-wing extremism

Shout out to all the lovers out there! Hello and hi, we have an announcement to make. We're going to go on a lil break so we can catch up on all things LAFS. Currently, the plan is three months. We will be using this time to do more and deeper research, gather saucy saucy lit, creating bonus content, and maybe rest a little (It's tough out there for a simp). Please bear with us because we know this will benefit both you, our lovely listeners, and us, the lowly podcaster. Don't fret, we guarantee we'll be back with a vengeance by July!

In this one, we take the time to just catch up on cryptid news and go off on some wild tangents. Who doesn't like a rant, am I right??

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So, as you've probably figured out at this point no full episode for February. But, BUT! Fret not, we're offering you a little catch up with Joyce and what's she's been up to. In this mini-sode, Joyce shares a handful of media she's been consuming lately that's related to monsters, erotica, and monster erotica. Below are links to all the things Joyce mentioned. Do yourself a favor and check this stuff out! The reward is worth the reward!

The Monster and the Child YT Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@themonsterandthechild

Gentlemen Callers by Corinne Hoex: https://dalkeyarchive.store/products/gentlemen-callers

Cherry Bunny Demon Hunter: https://xxylas.itch.io/cherry-bunny-demon-hunter

Bigfoot the Musical: https://bigfootthemusical.com/

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Slipping all over the place like we’re doing a shift at the banana factory. But worry not, we eventually find our footing and get on track to discuss a Bigfoot from the Bluegrass state, the Spottsville Monster. After the nerdy stuff, Jem presents a tale that is both wet and wild (wink). If water-sports aren’t your thing, well….you’ve been warned.

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HO HO HOE!

Today’s episode will fill you with the holiday spirit ;) . On this one we’re mixing it up a little, so Joyce gets a full on education (whether she likes it or not!). Coco and Jem team up to teach us about Caga Tió, a Xmas log that you beat with sticks in exchange for candy. Fair warning, it’s going to get messy. 

We hope wherever you are, you are safe, warm, and hanging in there. So take a break from your family and chill with us for a bit. You’ll be glad you did!

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The much anticipated Halloween special is finally here…maybe more than a lil late (oops!) Appreciate your patience!!!

So, as you enjoy your long holiday weekend, listen in to our RIZZ filled episode where we explore Bram Stoker’s Dracula, the charm of Nosferatu, and poetic horny lit. This is a good ‘un y’all! It will go down smooth with that leftover turkey sandwich.

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Happy Halloween to all that celebrate! 

Well friends, the universe just isn’t on our side again. We weren’t able to record a new one for you this month, so so sorry about that. Especially since it is gay Xmas and all. As an offering while we get our ducks in a row, enjoy this double feature of Jem penned spicy tales. Definitely a couple of crew favorites, so whether you’re hearing them for the first time or revisiting them, we hope you enjoy this lil treat while you wait.

Thanks for understanding. Have a safe, fun, and sexy All Hallow’s Eve tonight!

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Howdy, hi, and hello once again from the crew who just get by, by doing their best…

That’s right folks, LAFS has another banger of an ep for you! In this one, we play games with Coco, explore a larger than life cryptid from the Antarctic seas, and welcome the return of a show favorite (real ones know). Laughs abound and guaranteed….come join us!

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Howdy hey everyone! We’re here, we’re queer, and we got a lil something real weird for you. We discuss alien encounters, spooky entities in clown makeup, and a rather surprising (and rocky) enemy to lovers filled piece of lit. Not sponsored! Unless….? Capitalism was bound to get here.

PS. Keep an eye on the Interstate Obscenity Definition Act (S.1671). Make your reps aware that you want them to VOTE NO on this and any related legislation if you like sex positive content.

PSS. Also, CORRECTION: Mick Jagger of the Stones soundtracked the Kenneth Anger film “Invocation of My Demon Brother”.

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In this rowdy edition of LAFS, Joyce shares her aspirations & goals, cryptids that are hard to Google, and we read a story that… well…Imagine if the beloved creations of Jim Henson, Five Nights at Freddy’s, and My Dad Wrote a Porno were put into a blender. A real childhood ruiner 😂 

No one but God can judge us….and they do.

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I hope you all are having a wonderfully sexy Pride month, and proudly flaunting your beauty to the world. We LOVE to see it! It seems like it went by like a blur this year. Shoo. Alright, on to today's offering....sooooooooo...we don't have a full episode for you today. So So Sorry about that! We're just running a little behind schedule and a full one is definitely coming down the pipe soon, but not just yet. Since we were feeling a little guilty and didn't want to leave you hanging, Joyce put together this clip show-style mini-sode for you. Aren't you a lucky duck!

So sit back and enjoy this little trip down memory lane as we share this collage of funny moments from the past 4 odd years or so of LAFS. Enjoy <3

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JEFF! GEOFF! GEF! 

Thoughts on human soup. Gef the mongoose (RIP Gef). Tips on getting into Valhalla. Spicy Bigfoot tales. This one has it all! Come on down with us to the bayou as we explore the story of the Honey Island Swamp Monster. This cajun cryptid was a mysterious (and stinky) creature spooking folks in the 60’s. After that, we read a cartoonish erotica about rekindling old flames. It’s a hoot!

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Jem couldn’t make it out to this one but worry not listeners! We are joined by a special guest, E Streetcar, who helped us explore the origins of Bloody Mary and read the first half of a special two part spicy lit. Want to hear the rest? Get over to patreon.com/lafspod to get the chance!

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This one is full of all things bulbous! Orbs, balls, and blobs…oh my! Today, the crew share ghost stories, discuss an encounter with a mystery blob, and read a piece of lit that will leave you feeling stuffed ;) So settle in and get your bibs as we feed you a heaping helping of sexy entertainment!

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Howdy listeners, we hope this one was worth the wait. We appreciate you and your patience since we know this one was a lil late but really it was beyond our control…holidays, LA wildfires, and other unforeseen circumstances. But hey, it’s here! 

Join us as we celebrate our third anniversary and episode 69 (nice) with this holiday themed cryptid. We know the audio’s kind of wonky but we guarantee it will still be a good time. In this one we will be discussing the Italian Xmas witch La Befana, talking camels, and reading some Supernatural fanfic. A totally normal day for the LAFS crew.

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BoOoOoOoOo, hehehehe, and whoooooosh….. 

It’s that time of the year again! The time for tricks, treats, and other words that start with ’T’. Wink. How are you celebrating? One way is to join us for a good time for this special Halloweenie episode. On this one, we are discussing a slimy spud from a popular movie media franchise. We also talk sexy Inspector Gadget, sexy rats, and sexy ways to eat hotdogs. Also, the first time Coco got the 'ick' from a piece of lit. We love to see it!

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Special note: We tried something new to record this one. For some reason, there was quite a delay in our audio. So, it’s not that we love talking over each other…just some technical difficulties. We did our best to adjust it in the edit. <3

Alrighty, disclaimers all out of the way, get ready to talk about some jigsaw puzzle bird people. What does the La Lechuza really look like? Nobody knows! What we do know is this bird girl loves to get down. Join us as we learn about the Owl Witch and read Coco’s surprisingly tame & romance-leaning story. It may be tamer than usual, but it still delivers!

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What does the Bible, Bigfoot, and law enforcement have in common? Well, not a lot but more than you probably think…

This one is for all our socially inept listeners out there. WHAT, WHAT!!! We see you, we feel you, and we love you. In this episode, we talk movie nights, the man with a smile always on his face, and Joyce gets bullied into ‘faking it’…JUST FOR YOU! Her FIRST TIME (so be nice)! 

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Today we’re journeying to the Cumberland mountains to meet a cute lil dragon. To their delight, Joyce tells the rest of the crew about the Cumberland dragon aka Goosefoot. Hear us discuss X-men, more horny popcorn buckets, and fanfics about little known media franchise. You up for our antics? Sure hope so!

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We messy but in a fun way….right???

Hey, do you know anyone at Dropout?!? If so, hit us up. We want to put out a general invite to anyone involved with the network. You’re all hilarious. But now….to today’s episode! For this one, we’re talking about the Dover Demon, a silly lil guy with a big ole noggin. Joyce fumbles the cold open but makes up for it with her monster report, Jem serves amazing drip & saucy lit, and Coco makes some interesting choices with his character voice. 

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Did you miss us? Awww, we missed you too! You know us, we’re here, we’re queer, and we’re still doing the thing. Today, we discuss the New Jersey Mantis Man, a bug-like humanoid frightening fishermen all up and down the M’Cong River. And we say this a lot, but this one’s a silly one! No lie! We think you’re going to like it.

Be it insect, alien, waterfowl, or man…who knows?! You be the judge!

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Will we ever convince the McElroy brothers to be on our show….probably not. But we can dream, can’t we?

Today we’re discussing a furry bad boi known as the Beast of Bray Road. Join us and learn about this rowdy boy from Wisconsin, how to Google movies, and hear a tale from “friend of the show”, Desi! 

Also, hey, we say this in the show but after this one, we’re moving to a once-a-month format. We hope you understand and aren’t too bummed. We just want to keep doing this thing and do it justice. Having more time for eps will help us in that goal. Appreciate you all <3

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To celebrate the recent April Fool’s Day, Jem wanted to spicy things up. So for this one, the LAFS crew have all switched roles for the day with Jem doing research, Coco bringing the lit, and Joyce giving a voice performance that can only be described as “malicious compliance”. Confused? Well, figure out what we mean by listening to this episode about the saddest of all pigs, the Squonk! Of course, you’d be sad too if people talked about you the way scholars talk about our lonely boi….poor lil guy. Be nice to this bb angel.

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You ready for the podcast that just gets better and better at foley work? We sure do hope so, because this episode is full of “interesting” sounds…

To help celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, we offer up a creature with Irish origins…but a little closer to home. We are talking about a banshee that haunts the Badlands National Park in South Dakota. Why go all the way to Ireland if we got banshees at home, right? Along with banshee babble, you’ll get a tale of an erotica reunion and the worst sound effects Joyce can muster! 

PS. Sorry for the creaking chair sounds. Joyce chose her seat poorly and her back was aching...be nice!

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What should you expect from this one? Well, today you’ll hear poor attempts at northern accents, discussions about blobs, and an electrifying tale of a fanfic reader from another dimension….and as you might imagine, they’re looking for looooove.

Want to check out Nobilis's podcast? Find it at https://nobilis.libsyn.com/. We guarantee you'll have a good time!

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Oooo, what's your sign??? Oh, cute. Oh, us? Sun sign is definitely in queer...

While Coco's away, the goobers will play. We gave Coco the week off this week (rest easy sweet baby angel), so Desi fills in as the LAFS crew discusses harpies. You know, those funny lil bird girls who love a picnic on the beach. For this one, you'll hear about weird things found on online mushroom forums, confusing wordplay, gay astrology, and the sex appeal of birds. Today's episode is a bit unhinged, but it really can't be helped since our brains are essentially spaghetti. What are you gonna do?

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Babe, have you hydrated today? Do you got your three liquids?

Hello and hi, welcome to yet another episode of the internet’s horniest monster podcast! Have you heard a hornier one? We doubt it. Tell us who’s more randy than us! We’ll out horny anyone! But anywho, onto today’s episode. Today, we discuss popcorn preferences, saucy science quandaries, rats, rats, and more rats! That’s right, we’re talking about the Ratman of Southend and reading a tale penned by LAFS’s own Joyce, during a COVID fever dream. Be nice about your critiques…maybe not her best work, but she tried! 

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Much like her past honey bun-oriented antics, Joyce was having a hard time this episode. But cut her some slack, she was suffering the COVID during this recording. But worry not, it doesn't ruin the vibe. Y'all will still have a good time...we promise! So today we discuss aliens who just sound like really tall white people...with some sketchy undertones. That's right folks, we're talking Nordic aliens. The gang covers topics like stoned animals, tall boys from space, and an intergalactic school project. What more could you ask for?! Maybe less bad mouth sounds, but other than that...NOTHING!!

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Better late than never, right folks? Sorry for the late delivery but here we are with another banger. Today, we discuss the horniness of Baldur’s Gate, spooky tales from early America, and a fanfiction with a monstrous twist. Intrigued? Then what are you waiting for!?! Press play now and join the fun!!!

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Look at us…TWO YEARS deep!!! We’ve been doing the dang thing for two years now. Happy anniversary to us!!! Celebrate with us by listening to this holiday-themed anniversary episode. In this wintertime special, we talk about every alternative kid’s favorite Christmas figure. And no, it’s not Jack Skellington…no, no, we’re talking Krampus. Limp wrists, firm rod…hoe, hoe, hoe. You know him. You love him. We offer him up as our gift to you. Other than learning about Santa’s bad cop, we reminisce about being little gays playing sports, the Grinch, and read a story Rankin-Bass wish they could write. 

Horny holidays to one and all <3

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This is the one where Joyce says yes…

Sexy dreams are made of these…voices. Supposedly, there’s folks out there REALLY enjoy the sounds of our voices. Sweet dreams, bbs<3 Other than listener submitted dreams, we discuss horny ASMR, the Predator-esque entity known as Glimmermen, bad Jimmy Stewart impressions, and end with saucy snippets from a Jem-penned story. Mwah! Chef’s kiss.

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Raise your hand if you’re tortured by desire…

Join us for one of our silliest episodes thus far (and that’s saying a lot!). Like a bunch of Looney Tunes going down a porn rabbit hole. Today, we’re discussing the kikimory, house spirits that haunt the homes of Slavic people. After we learn a little, we read a spicy story with some trans representation. We love to see it!

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Musicals. What do you all think? Do you love them? Do you hate them? Do you give ‘Sound of Music’ a pass? What does any of this have to do with monsters? You gotta listen in to find out!

Y’all ready to get dirty? We know you are. Today, we’re discussing the Big Muddy Monster of Murphysboro, Illinois, and reading some hot Bigfoot-forward fiction. This one is a pile of giggles and goofs. We were definitely distracted by the 'ha-ha's but that doesn't mean it isn't entertaining. Or sexy. Join us in this wholesome, horny fun.

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Are you ready for another episode of the podcast that should just stick to monster facts, and never speak of geography again? Apparently, our inability to correctly recall info from the realm of geography angers some…sorry, not sorry. We try our best!

Alrighty, anyway, on to the episode! In this one, Joyce tries her best to stay optimistic, the crew defends pumpkin spice, and Coco puts Jem through voice-acting torture. WE LOVE GILLIE! Should be a hoot! Hope you're ready to get your feet wet!

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN listeners! My, how time flies…it’s already spooky season again. Cuddle up under some blankets with your favorite pumpkin-spiced treat and join us for a special holiday episode.

Today, we’re talking Frankenstein’s Monster…Frankenstein’s creature..creation? We’ll let you be the judge. In this one, we discuss the life and times of Mary Shelley, read spicy "Frankensmut", and get pumped for the upcoming holiday (while throwing heavy candy-related shade at Coco. Really? The black and orange wrapped sadness...)

PS. Jem made a whoopsie and has been properly punished. There is no need to add further insult to injury because they are deeply ashamed to have gotten the name of the movie “Ernest Scared Stupid” wrong.

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Well, howdy stranger! What brings you to our neck of the woods? Well, hot lit and nonsense I'd imagine! And there's plenty of that to go around. Don't be shy...In today's episode, we talk about smart pigs, aliens in Bender cosplay, and a lover who might get a lil too hot and bothered (if you aren't careful). Join us for this veritable feast of silliness. You'll be glad you did.

And always remember...MAGNUM PISS

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*Also special note: today's story at one point briefly insinuates that pregnant men are a fantasy which we know is not true, and doesn't reflect the beliefs of the queer ding-dongs that make this show. Shout out to the trans dads out there! You're gorgeous bbs.*

Awww, the whole damn family is back together…in the flesh! You know how we feel about flesh…ANYWHO, we are so glad to have Coco back home and WE WENT hard!! So, yeah enjoy this long boi of an episode. Joyce kicks this one off with an update in “are aliens real?!?” news. We hope her attitude doesn’t ALIEN-ate any of our listeners (wakka wakka). After that, we explore the Brain Tickler of Riverside and read a piece of slash fiction that harkens back to the roots of the genre. We wouldn’t be here without all the Star Trek fanfic that started it all!

Big shoutout to Sita_Z from AO3 for the spicy tale!!! XOXO

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Shoooooo wee! We sure do get in it with this one! 

Coco kicks things off with a story about the terror known as “Big Boy”, followed up by a monster book report on the Owlman of Cornwall, and we end it all with a piece of lit filled with asinine humor that Joyce wrote! Want to hear us throw heavy shade at ghost hunters…and maybe pick on a Marine Biologist? Well, tune in because that’s what’s in store (and so much more)! Stay horny babes!!

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Heya everyone! How's everyone doing out there?

Welllll, COVID strikes again and ruined our recording plans…ugh. Sooooo, we thought we’d take this opportunity to introduce our newcomers to our humble beginnings by re-airing our very first episode. You can kind of tell this was our first rodeo but that content is oh so worth dealing with the less than “savory” audio quality. So yeah, sit back, and listen as we discuss the Flatwoods Monster and read Jem’s debut into the world of erotica.

Stay safe, healthy, and horny out there bbs!

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Now that the US government has confirmed the existence of aliens (sort of), we have to ask…are they DTF?

Do you remember stuff from middle school geography? Yeah, neither do we apparently. The LAFS crew is back together again (at least virtually) and a good time was had! For this one, we discuss the latest in alien-related revelations, read a story about size kink, and learn about gourd farts. Confused? Well, you should be. You’ll be less so though if you tune in. You won’t be sad you did.

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Alright, now with that out of the way, welcome to another episode of your favorite podcast about sexy beasts! Coco is still distracted by mountains, so we have another special guest host with us. The LAFS crew is joined by Fi as they explore the Yara-ma-yha-who, a cryptid from Australia that bears an eerie resemblance to Elmo…but don’t tickle this guy! We don’t recommend it. In this one, the crew discusses sexy gaming, fanfiction, old internet, and so much more. Grab a cup of tea or coffee, and sit with us a while!

CW: Mentions of gender dysphoria, dysmorphia, substance use, alcoholism, blood, death, murder

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That’s right! We’re back and with a full episode no less! For this one, "friend of the show" Desi joins Jem and Joyce on a horny little swamp romp. Want to hear discussions of horny monster games, tales of big Lizard Men, and just friends being friends? Then this is the episode for you babe! Hope you're ready for something lean, mean, and very green....XOXO

CW: Brief mentions of animal death and gun violence

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Since we weren’t able to deliver last week, we wanted to give ya a little something to hold you over until next week, now that LAFS HQ has power again. The climate be crazy y’all! Storms on storms on storms. Anywho, here’s a snippet from our last recording session before Mother Nature said “Nah.” May this moment in time be forever remembered as “The Great Gremlin Debate”. Emotions were high, and some things were said, but thankfully it was all resolved in the end. Want to chime in? Hit us up on social and give your thoughts on this important philosophical question.

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Despite technology bein’ ornery, we got our episode out (and on time to boot!) It was rough getting here but we got you yet another hour of sexy, good times. Coco once again finds himself in the wilds, leaving Joyce & Jem in charge. They’re doing their best to not make a mess! The crew starts this one with Coco recalling all his bear related woes, then Joyce discusses all the problems Houston is having and Jem offers up a story from the ever-so-reliable AO3. Thanks, Drowsy Fantasy!

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE BUTT!?

CW: Brief mention of animal death, death, intimidation, cults

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Well, hello, and Happy Pride Month you all! Yes, it’s that time of the year again! And what better way to kick off the celebration of queer love and liberation than with a romantic tale of two gay monsters! This one’s a mix of politics, science (sort of), and most importantly of all, saucy literature. What could go wrong!? Speaking of which, Joyce edited this one, so if the quality isn’t up to our usual standard, be nice about it (she’s sensitive!)

Join us as we explore the legend of Boggy Creek, and read two Bigfoot-centric stories that are sure to make your fur stand on end…grrrr.

PS. This is our actually episode 39…oopsie doodle. Like we say, math is not our strong suit! 

PSS. Our website is still down, but we are working on remedying that. Sorry :(

CW: Substance use

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You know what they say, laughter is the best medicine. Joyce and Coco sure think so, and do their best to make Jem feel better. They were under the weather but still toughed it out and brought the horny. What a trooper. But yeah, enjoy this star-studded episode featuring such talents as Shaq, Nicolas Cage, and most famously, Shrek! 

PS. USE LUBE! Progressive Dracula endorses this message.

CW: Blood, blood play, death

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That’s right y’all, we’re talking the Fresno Nightcrawlers! Those lil animated parachute pants just making their way downtown…and into our hearts. Join us as we gush about these cute little guys, invent edible HRT, read a tale penned by Jem, and engage in some leg worship. Come worship with us!

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Today, we're discussing a boy that is as soft as marshmallows, and just as sweet. In this one, Joyce offers up a creature with French ties, Jem reads a silly piece of lit for those with a clown kink, and Coco wrestles with the French language. This episode is guaranteed to tickle your funny bone (wink!).

No obvious CW for this one! Let us know if we missed something!

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CW: Mentions of muggings, assault, sexual assault, violence, murder, drowning death, the stigmatizing and gaslighting of SA victims. If any of these things would be upsetting to you, you may want to skip this one. Take care and we love you.

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Get ready for a sassy one! We were extra sassy this time around and the silly was turned all the way up to 11! Also, Jem gets real mad and yells at Coco! Poor Coco…Listen in as we talk the OG Bigfoot, Google some worrying things, and take a Sunday drive through “Ape Canyon”. 

Get yourself some jazz cabbage (if you’re into that sort of thing) and spend some time with us.

CW: Substance use, missing people, death, violence

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CW: Food-related illness, hospitalization, substance use, substance abuse

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Today’s episode is for all the 90’s kids out there. Well….sort of. This isn’t your Will Smith brand of the MIB, this is the REAL DEAL. That’s right folks, we’re talking about the Men In Black! Are they secret government agents? Are they aliens in disguise? Are they genetically engineered bottoms? Join us and decide for yourself.

CW: Mentions of animal death, imitation, death threats, illness

PS. Hey there, one last thing! There’s a lot of nasty anti-trans legislation happening across the US and, frankly, the globe. Check out what’s going on where you live and reach out to your reps to tell them to stop hurting queer folks. As a queer & trans owned operation, we’d appreciate it! <3

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For today’s episode, we are graced by the presence of award-winning adult film performer Siri Dahl (who just so happens to also be Coco’s betrothed. LOVE IT! Congrats you kooky kids!). In this one, you can expect to hear a plethora of sounds (both good and bad), a lil spiritual talk about the fart afterlife, and a steamy voice performance that will give you the vapors (is it hot in here or is it just me?!?). Our creature feature is the Van Meter Visitor, paired with a saucy little number written by our dearest Coco. Don’t skip this gem!

CW: Gun violence, gun death, substance use

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Jem suffers the woes of hyper-targeted ads, Joyce gets the giggles despite the crud, and Coco somehow still has hope for the world. Why? Maybe listening will fill you with hope too! Today, we’re discussing the Hibagon, a Bigfoot-esque creature all the way from Japan. Don’t judge him too much, he’s just a LIL GUY! And for the steamy bit, we read an Adventure Zone erotica fan fic that’s big on consent, empathy, and the sexy. Hell yeah, the good stuff!

CW: Today’s story features a transmasculine person who consents to vaginal sex. If you feel like this will make you dysphoric, go ahead and skip the story part. We’ll catch you next time <3

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After a little holiday recap and a timely illness-related PSA, the crew does what they do best: BE SILLY! Joyce does her best to recount the tale of the Jelly Man, Coco informs us what the 'KY' in KY Jelly stands for, and Jem brings another wonderous fic from Relevant Audience. Find them on Reddit as Relevant_Audience_57.

CW: Substance use, illness

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There’s much to celebrate and this is the perfect episode for this milestone. In today's episode, Joyce brings the lit and some useful fashion hacks, Coco feels so seen by our story, and Jem gets distracted by holiday cheer. C’mon, hang a while, and learn about the first AI-generated cryptid, Loab. Big shoutout to Supercomposite for bringing the world this gift!

OUR BRAINS ARE HAUNTED!!!

CW: Brief mentions of gore, death, substance use

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Welcome to another episode of everyone's favorite saucy podcast. There's a lot going on in this one! Jem starts us off with a discussion of culinary crimes, Coco gets a lil too horny for his new soundboard, and Joyce gets too distracted by daydreams of ass. Join in as we explore the South American cryptid El Silbón and read a 100% Joyce-approved tale by Gazerboi from AO3.

CW: Murder, death, violence, assault, torture, cannibalism, substance abuse, addiction

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After the crew asks Nobilis a boatload of questions, Jem narrates a snippet of his glorious work, and Coco & Joyce learn a lil something about voice acting from an expert! Stick around and find out what lurks in the Ohio River….

CW: Consensual non-consent, mentions of surgery

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Howdy!!! Welcome to yet another episode of LAFS where we ask the tough questions. Questions like “Will our eyes evolve to better take in big knockers?”, “Do I want to be railed by Dracula?”, and “What’s the main ingredient of root beer?” This one's chock full of questions. In today's ep, the crew celebrates Jem’s birthday by learning about Korean goblins and reading a tale of a fantasy-themed threesome. Come hang out and get you some of that CAKE!

Big shoutout to this week’s Cryptid Cupid, Relevant Audience. You can find them on Reddit as Relevant_Audience_57. 

CW: Animal death, substance use, consensual non-consent, coercion

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And oh, hey! Have you taken Ella Gallego's survey yet? If you're into monsters erotica, take the survey and help them with their book. You can find the survey at https://s.surveyplanet.com/qjrxaoi0. 

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Confused? Well, you won’t be for long…we’ve got the answer to this and many other questions you didn’t even know you were asking. That’s right! It’s another episode of everyone’s favorite horny monster podcast. Today, we’re going to be exploring the Filipino cryptid the Tikbálang, a horse/human hybrid that has it all!!

Coco kicks off the show with a ton of words for our bits, Jem thinks really hard about the different sounds of pleasure, and Joyce attempts to get a “rise” out of her co-hosts with a tantalizing tale! Clip clop & giddy up y’all! Yee-haw!

CW: Mentions of substance use

PS. Here is the link to Ella Gallego's survey for her book Monstrous Desire: https://s.surveyplanet.com/qjrxaoi0. We'd love if you could help them out and contribute!

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Today, we’re bringing you a very spooky and entertaining book review. We thought it might be fun to get REAL DEEP into a literary monster for our Halloween special. You know, as a gift…for YOU! Listen in as the LAFS crew discuss the book Carmilla, a tale chock-full of lesbian romance and vampires. Think Edgar Allan Poe, but hotter. 

In this one, Joyce reports on Carmilla and its impact on the lesbian vampire genre, Jem narrates an ooky-spooky story about a big vampire mommy, and Coco emits some BIG DOM energy. Hopefully, blood ain’t the only thing getting sucked…

CW: Mentions of blood, death, loss of a loved one, and mental health struggles.

(PS. Jem is correct! Bone-setting is a medical term. Joyce’s mistake…she was thinking about bone folding. Totally different. Oops!)

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This episode is a celebration of sorts (so excuse the length…it’s a long one), because the gang’s back together again! Yup, that’s right, Coco’s back babies! And he’s as thirsty as ever! We couldn’t be happier. To help us welcome him back in style, we’re doing it Y’ALL….we’re REALLY DOING IT! The whole reason we’re here in the first place, oh yeah…

WE. ARE. TALKING. MOTHMAN!!! 

We know you all are REAL horny for this one and we’re finally giving it to ya! In this episode, Jem considers becoming a foot model, Joyce attempts to answer the mysteries of the Mothman statue, and Coco once again steps up to the plate and definitely delivers! All this and two, COUNT ‘EM, two saucy tales of Mothman romance…

CW: Mentions of natural disasters, bridge-related accidents, man-made disasters, death, war, drug use

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Sad to say, still no Coco (Coco come BACK!!). Lucky for Joyce and Jem, Jem’s beau stepped up to the plate to help out with the sexy bits. For this episode, the LAFS crew is talking alter egos, doubles, and lookalikes….in other words, doppelgängers. Everyone from Abraham Lincoln to Oprah has had encounters with their doppelgängers, and we’re here for it! Maybe your double is around the corner…

Hear as Jem vehemently defends Catherine the Great, Joyce attempts to get all science-y, and Jem’s beau experiences his 15 seconds of fame. All that, and a romantic fanfic that’s double the fun! 

All of us at LAFS want to extend a big ass thank you to beau <3 We greatly appreciate you participating in our silly antics for our funny lil show. 

CW: Child loss, death, gun violence, and murder.

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Due to a scheduling goof up, no Coco on this one (I guess we’re just too gay for math!). We miss you COCO<3. Join us today as Joyce and Jem do their best to hold down the fort. In this episode, we ask “what’s the deal with birds?”, discuss our very strong stance on monkeys, and read a tale by one of our Cryptid Cupids about a hairy mess of tentacles! Thanks Nobilis! 

CW: Animal death, drug use

PS. Excuse the cacophony of mouth and throat sounds….aren’t our bodies great!? A little yucky now and then but always beautiful <3

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PS. Big shoutout to all our babes beyond the binary! Know that you’re beautiful and we always got your back. 

CW: Mentions of LGBTQIA+ related gatekeeping, death, accidental death, train-related accidents, animal death, violence, and problematic circus stuff.

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CW: Mentions of combat, war, gun violence, murder, death, cannibalism, forced chastity, abduction, and slavery. Just an extra heads up, today's story plays into the consensual, non-consent kink. If that doesn't sound like your jam, skip this one and we'll see you next time.

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CW: Mentions of natural disasters, death, loss of home, displacement, injury, near death experiences, surgery, religious shame. 

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PS. Hey, if you like our show, you’ll loooove the Nobilis Erotica podcast!!! You can find it at http://nobilis.libsyn.com. Tell them LAFS sent ya!

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CW: Mentions of substance use, drowning, and derogatory language usually aimed at SWs.

PS. Yes, Joyce realized (albeit too late) that she pronounced yūrei incorrectly. We’re talking Japanese ghosts, not the genre of manga…oops!

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Want to learn more about David Huggins? Check out the documentary Love and Saucers for a deeper dive into his experiences. Highly recommended viewing!

CW: Mentions of nuclear war, mass death, and enslavement.

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CW: Mentions of drug use and animal death.

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Special shoutout to Sibley Stamps for letting us read their gem of a tale. To learn more about Sibley and their library of work, follow them on Twitter @SibleyStamps.

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