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]]> true Adam Panniers lasersandlosers@yahoo.com 6942b068f46fd490ce4ffdc8 lasers-and-losers serial https://assets.pippa.io/shows/6942b068f46fd490ce4ffdc8/1766162353425-6d3d0e86-8ca7-4d65-8106-06c191a542be.jpeg https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/lasers-and-losers <![CDATA[Lasers & Losers]]> Ep.8 - See Ya Later Ray Romano Ep.8 - See Ya Later Ray Romano Tue, 31 Mar 2026 04:00:00 GMT 50:45 69caee5292d007a7652559d0 true https://shows.acast.com/lasers-and-losers/episodes/69caee5292d007a7652559d0 69caee5292d007a7652559d0 6942b068f46fd490ce4ffdc8 full 1 8 Losers stay assembled! The ineffectual Dr Chutka requires saving... still. What could make a dangerous and unplanned rescue even more precarious? Well, how about Balion having a personal moment at exactly the wrong time! How will these losers get themselves out of this one? Surely Lambda wouldn't be the answer...


This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental.

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]]> Losers stay assembled! The ineffectual Dr Chutka requires saving... still. What could make a dangerous and unplanned rescue even more precarious? Well, how about Balion having a personal moment at exactly the wrong time! How will these losers get themselves out of this one? Surely Lambda wouldn't be the answer...


This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental.

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]]> Ep.7 - All Hail The Skunt Queen Ep.7 - All Hail The Skunt Queen Tue, 17 Mar 2026 05:00:00 GMT 51:06 69b88442a0bc40a270e5e70a true https://shows.acast.com/lasers-and-losers/episodes/69b88442a0bc40a270e5e70a 69b88442a0bc40a270e5e70a 6942b068f46fd490ce4ffdc8 full 1 7 Losers assemble! The ineffectual Dr Chutka requires saving, because of course he does.... but where might our merry band find him? Perhaps the sexy cowboy’s intel on a ‘Skunt Queen’ might be useful after all. Let’s find out whatever that is and do our best to save the galaxy’s most useless hamster.


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]]> Losers assemble! The ineffectual Dr Chutka requires saving, because of course he does.... but where might our merry band find him? Perhaps the sexy cowboy’s intel on a ‘Skunt Queen’ might be useful after all. Let’s find out whatever that is and do our best to save the galaxy’s most useless hamster.


This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental.

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]]> Ep.6 - Lukewarm Pursuit Ep.6 - Lukewarm Pursuit Tue, 03 Mar 2026 05:00:00 GMT 52:32 69a607aa3df6e19cf761b001 true https://shows.acast.com/lasers-and-losers/episodes/69a607aa3df6e19cf761b001 69a607aa3df6e19cf761b001 6942b068f46fd490ce4ffdc8 full 1 6 Our intrepid "heroes" have survived their encounter with the H.A.M.R. bots and escaped with the goods, no thanks to Balion's inability to aim or the evil machinations of a devious fish. Fleeing in a transport vehicle, this will surely be an incident-free flight back to Jacobs, the sexy space cowboy...


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]]> Our intrepid "heroes" have survived their encounter with the H.A.M.R. bots and escaped with the goods, no thanks to Balion's inability to aim or the evil machinations of a devious fish. Fleeing in a transport vehicle, this will surely be an incident-free flight back to Jacobs, the sexy space cowboy...


This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental.

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]]> Ep.5 - Suspicious Fish Ep.5 - Suspicious Fish Tue, 17 Feb 2026 05:00:00 GMT 1:01:14 69938d4486ac45e7f834cf80 true https://shows.acast.com/lasers-and-losers/episodes/69938d4486ac45e7f834cf80 69938d4486ac45e7f834cf80 6942b068f46fd490ce4ffdc8 full 1 5 Our losers find themselves carrying out their mission for the devilishly handsome crimson moon representative. How will they make their way through security, and more importantly, how do they plan on getting out alive with the cargo? One thing's for sure: it smells awful fishy round here...


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]]> Our losers find themselves carrying out their mission for the devilishly handsome crimson moon representative. How will they make their way through security, and more importantly, how do they plan on getting out alive with the cargo? One thing's for sure: it smells awful fishy round here...


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]]> <![CDATA[Ep.4 - Two Pints of IPA & a Pack of Jelly Beans]]> Tue, 03 Feb 2026 05:00:00 GMT 54:35 698119274b12c3dd73fc92f3 true https://shows.acast.com/lasers-and-losers/episodes/698119274b12c3dd73fc92f3 698119274b12c3dd73fc92f3 6942b068f46fd490ce4ffdc8 full 1 4 Our loveable losers find themselves mysteriously transported out of the Zu'rai structure... but where are they now? Recent developments call for more protection and a trip to the black market, but questions remain. Will Lambda be able to master himself? And what more could this devilishly handsome cowboy want from Dayron?


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]]> Our loveable losers find themselves mysteriously transported out of the Zu'rai structure... but where are they now? Recent developments call for more protection and a trip to the black market, but questions remain. Will Lambda be able to master himself? And what more could this devilishly handsome cowboy want from Dayron?


This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental.

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]]> Ep.3 - Urine for a Treat Ep.3 - Urine for a Treat Tue, 20 Jan 2026 05:00:00 GMT 1:06:06 696ead635eb5fab3d6b1f664 true https://shows.acast.com/lasers-and-losers/episodes/696ead635eb5fab3d6b1f664 696ead635eb5fab3d6b1f664 6942b068f46fd490ce4ffdc8 full 1 3 The Losers traverse the mines with the elusive Dr Chutka, in search of a mysterious ancient vault. Full to the brim with wonder, curiosity and hopefully... good loot.


Along the way Vexo gets an ace in the hole, Dayron finds a vibrating stick, Lambda hides and Balion tells his foes where to shove it.


Just another day in the Provectus Galaxy.


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]]> The Losers traverse the mines with the elusive Dr Chutka, in search of a mysterious ancient vault. Full to the brim with wonder, curiosity and hopefully... good loot.


Along the way Vexo gets an ace in the hole, Dayron finds a vibrating stick, Lambda hides and Balion tells his foes where to shove it.


Just another day in the Provectus Galaxy.


This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental.

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]]> Ep.2 - 3 Deaths and a HR Violation Ep.2 - 3 Deaths and a HR Violation Mon, 05 Jan 2026 23:55:00 GMT 1:01:36 695c295659798faba38f1b63 true https://shows.acast.com/lasers-and-losers/episodes/695c295659798faba38f1b63 695c295659798faba38f1b63 6942b068f46fd490ce4ffdc8 full 1 2 Our group of losers with lasers make their way to Dr Chutka. Will they be able to find this yellow mystery and where will he take them? Meanwhile, Dayron's secret mission from the Crimson Moon weighs heavy on his mind. Lambda remains a confusing mystery. Vexo still dreams of a return to his glory days and Balion has bold designs on using his new weapon.


This can only end well...


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]]> Our group of losers with lasers make their way to Dr Chutka. Will they be able to find this yellow mystery and where will he take them? Meanwhile, Dayron's secret mission from the Crimson Moon weighs heavy on his mind. Lambda remains a confusing mystery. Vexo still dreams of a return to his glory days and Balion has bold designs on using his new weapon.


This can only end well...


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]]> Ep.1 - A Sad Space Elephant Ep.1 - A Sad Space Elephant Tue, 23 Dec 2025 05:00:38 GMT 1:11:08 694978869ff9a18986dffb66 true https://shows.acast.com/lasers-and-losers/episodes/694978869ff9a18986dffb66 694978869ff9a18986dffb66 6942b068f46fd490ce4ffdc8 full 1 1 Four strangers. A sad elephant. Space. How do all these things fit together? Find out, as these four losers take a job from infamous headhunter Big D. Smooth Sailing right? Wait...is that a sexy space cowboy?


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]]> Four strangers. A sad elephant. Space. How do all these things fit together? Find out, as these four losers take a job from infamous headhunter Big D. Smooth Sailing right? Wait...is that a sexy space cowboy?


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