Also, this was originally recorded in two parts, so there's a break in the middle.

We talked about back in the Stardew hole, bad times all around, we found the monster mash, Joemon and Gigen, mass homophobia, anime racism, the ultimate looney tunes technique, granny gonna FUCK, one hellacious item, love this dude who sucks, oh there's the Nazis, something extremely normal, crack team of bimbos, Holly in heaven, Lupin at his computer, sewer man, the disorient express, goemon sees some panties and cries, the cyborg 009 rule, gay sitting, delightful kite bullshit, he's gonna fuck the statue, god I wish that were me, put yourself in jail, the boys are back in town, NO pelvis left, doodle memory, spaceship bones, Lupin the botw speedrunner, New York is destroyed, and is Ryoko a milf.

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In this episode, Lupin is hired by an old friend of his father's to "kidnap" his daughter and bring her home to safety.

This week we talk about Sailor Moon is good, new souls, shitty little horse girl, boot to the head, mechanical bullshit, more vechicles, RIP Lupin's pants, cars on train tracks, what if there was a tank on the bridge, smacks the shit out of this teen, bullshit that pisses HOLLY off, Lupin's long day, and nice try train cop.

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In this episode, Lupin is goaded by Fujiko into making some big mistakes and gets himself cornered!

This week we talk about bizarre adventures, fuck you for listening, his friends call him Dick, don't drive angry, pondering the orb pillar, funny hats, front-facing Lupin, peak Miyazaki hours, dial that says planes, less gross tickle torture scene, bro you're scaring the goons, please protect this zipline house, can't arrest a dead man, and a minus on the Jess column.

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In this episode, we meet Goemon again, for the last and first time!

This week we talk about Eda looks great for her age, Eidolon catchup, stop watching movies, disguise glasses, Lupin freakout, juice that makes you combust, pokemon weaknesses, history's greatest monster, little bit cringe, jokerfied Goemon, computer pistons, slow escape balloon, massive car crash, 

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In this episode, an old man is blowing up bridges and pinning it on Lupin, all in service of a dumb and expensive plan!

This week we talk about disappointment, dumb stupid bullshit that no one cares about, crimes for fun, tooth button, maybe it just did that, the finglonger, bridge grudge, so spooky in the ghost town, double phones, garbage disposal situation, and horrible cgi Ramis.

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In this episode, there's just a straight up time travelling man who wants to delete Lupin from time. It rules.

This week we talk about cookie economy crash, mattress free, living wikipedia article, this motherfucker LOOKS, George Lucas, he was already here, sins of the grandson, nerds, currently travelling through time, cope, leave home think of penis, another horse kill tally, no God here, how'd he do that, amazingly realistic play, guys you could sell that, and who on EARTH can deal with shit?

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In this episode, a lot of nothing happens until the very end, when Lupin and Jigen level a mountain village with explosives.

This week we talked about horny album art, Extra Life, dogsitting, pussysicle, last laughing, identical skiiing twins, playing hardball, only one bed, I'm evil, now you fucked up, so long sucker, and it's called symbolism.

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In this episode, Lupin and Zenigata engage in a sort of nesting doll set of cat and mouse games.

This week we talk about the worst audio imaginable, stranger who's a bus, my only weakness, civilian gang, no time to explain, she drove me here, where's Goemon?, Zenigata gives us the tea, "hey Moe" energy, tumblr sexyman Lupin, airplane crimes, morality of the sex car, car arms, power of the polycule, could a depressed person podcast, swimming to China, the new lore, and time traveller chronology.

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In this episode, we get a very Lupin, Fujiko, and Zenigata-heavy heist on a yacht!

This week we talk about cookie clicking again, hog hagglin', life partner, ring pop jewel, new pen who this, Lupin's technicolor dreamcake, Raymond gets pegged, Count Nipple, Zeni Dancing, musical cigar, WHAT a guest list, just fucking with them, kinda fucked up tbh, gaslight gatekeep girlboss, cat weirdness.

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In this episode, Lupin has a grand plan to... spend a whole-ass year in jail.

This week we talk about suffering for their art, blue mommy from deltarune, these men are dead, podcaster Jigen, more of a pussy-out kind of look, moped snuggie, good cursed Zenigatas, who will cry for Lupin, edging for a year, gross long nail, caveman spongebob face, exploding meowths, every jail can contain them, and caked-up preist.

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In this episode, there's some flowers that can be used to make nukes, or arm nukes, or something? In any case don't fucking eat them.

This week we talk about spooky hair, home organization, North v South beef, hate a sloppy three way, rapid fire bullshit, discount Jigen, the scent of Linda, escalating gayness, OCEAN code, we've all seen witches, the flower hole, brick speaker, gay little prance that delights me, what just fucking happened, Lupin died on impact, trix are for kids, naked Lupin, the way the Bim Bos, and make up a dew-d.

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In this episode, someone is pretending to be Lupin, and the real deal aims to find out who.

This week we talk about pinball gacha, plumbing problems, the very larcenous caterpillar, are you my mummy, you have to shoot the rope, crime fruit, The Test, boulder party, keep showing the owl, little too real, glamour shot, mom pick me up, and falcons AWAY.

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In this episode, we go back to the start of it all, and find an infuriatingly familiar face...

This week we talk about how time is fucked up, farewell Kobayashi, twisted fucking cycle nauts, organizing spree, GOODYBAB, tit embiggening, who taught you how to race, time for goop, covid safe, we hate this, how many breads, shift into fast, my dick is down here, that's a phobia now, our canon rules, it's what Monkey Punch would have wanted, and kart racers. 

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In this episode, the gang minus Goemon get some bombs strapped to them, and they need to steal 3 billion yen to get them removed!

This week we talk about horse shampoo, thirst follow, classic bruschetta moments, Mantis Casino, ADHD time management, a taunting Goemon, I make-a da money, deploy the rat, ecto cooler in the vents, most trusting guard, a low-speed chase, always money in the field hangar, psyche they were girlfriends, love wins, and some River Song bullshit.

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In this episode, Lupin plays the antagonist alongside another, even worse antagonist!

This week we talk about Mark is here, Holly birthday, like TWEWY all over again, cheese making, new job, r/malelivingspace, gay airplane sit, 70s Sanji, excited Jigen, this is Totally Spies to me, dingaling nephew, time to kill, pulling out, Lupin's sex song, if you're cold he's cold, the most dangerous, the saddest man, evil James Bond car, lupin is fucking dead, this was planned, it's an ending, and the Whitest Girl Alive.

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In this episode, Zenigata reaches peak ADHD relatable by over-extending himself in order to people please!

This week we talk about shadows brought, Columbo, Deadly Premonition, Copcon '69, looks like a crayon, Forbes' 50 worst heads, yam glass, please no yelly, this is Benny Hill to me, bigfoot energies, don't tell me this man is straight, love me not, hey look over there, driving home thinks of penis, feral Zenigata, and then everyone clapped, got a new hat, there's a Lupin on the wing, the 70s were wild, secret booze tunnel, and real cool old plane hours.

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In this episode, we're joined by guest Bomb for the episode where Lupin meets Goemon! Again! For the first time! Also, new Zantetsuken lore.

This week we talk about Lupin pop quiz, what are crowds, hope eradicated, this man HATES art, do not uwu, HEY MOE energy, ugly UGLY contestants, don't get got, sometimes you fuck your friend, killing voice, tiny pepperoni, we have technology, coneheads in chat, really came prepared, no guns allowed, these men are dead, cutting the wind, fight for my love, this is Siegward to me, dumbass hit by 2 anvil halves, soft but stupid, caked up samurai, illegal phone noises, and sword DLC.

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In this episode, a man is after some secret film slides, and he can shoot fire and is impervious to bullets!

This week we talk about ime for your podcasting, normal psyche, too much gaming, chip damage, 80% reloading, that classic character trait, stupid car, skinny jeans pioneer, Enya falls, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE, Fire Bloy, clammy motherfucker, baby's first adventure game puzzle, Pycal Funny Moments, r/malelivingspaces, cranial trauma mind palace, biggest road, weird dream sequence, youth pastor Lupin, bullet-stopping juice, can only be called excruciating, just chillin', whiskey 2, and fun with gases.

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In this episode, Lupin is pitted against the grandson of the police inspector who dogged his own grandfather, and who I guess is technically also the brother of Inspector Melon from Red Jacket.

This week we talk about Jess' love for this show, the big Ranma movie, pokemon go-ed to sleep, sick new tat, inspector shithead, that trap can't stop me, low-rent cultural fair, proto-wojack, science logic and occultism, cursed mid-disguise, different hat, the girls are fighting, the dream team, (persona 5 voice) b-beans?, FAILED AGAIN HAVE YOU, I'm gonna say stupid, IRL eyes emoji, literal paid protesters, the sakuga dimension, all is Lupin, and so much for your PRECIOUS logic.

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In this episode, Lupin tells the idea of predestination to go fuck itself!

This week we talk about wrath month, outside bones, married into money, big fuckin' computers, that sign won't stop me, bad joke, beset by goons, sick-ass bongos, predictive text Bob Dylan, HELLO GORDON, ghost dimension, the guy who did this, world's first fanfic, best quality, adventure game logic, Holly has one joke, driven to despair, Goemon has An Emotion, het computer, the gays are back in town, miss not-appearing-in-this-episode, Phoenix Wright Lupin, and the Conan ramen stared back.

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In this episode, Fujiko is obsessed with some extremely unlucky cards.

This week we talk about peak Holly, big (for them), the conehead man, you are already robbed, oops all jesters, it's fun to grab a boob, nobody knows I'm searching for Lupin, cross hatching dimension, jump into the cake, high as shit, watch me swooce right out, Lupin frames with an elegiac aura, Jokes clown found dead in Miami, orphan murder, goemon kills some people, full of asbestos, monster house situation, distortion filter, king of beers card, aw fuck do I protect capital, I think he's dead, nothing personnel kid, and all I want for Christmas is Poon.

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In this episode, hahahaha holy shit that's his NAME? Hahahahahaha

This week, we talk about new website just dropped, Discos Elysium, CRTs, Dicey Dungeons, John Waters is here, so many betrayals, no girls allowed, the animators show off, damn what kind of binder she got, literally The Mask, all the cool kids are shooting women, shitty blueprints, Holly dies on air, sucky floor, Jigen teleports in, Lupin loses his shit, advances in ghosting, got some poles for you, 2 dead men, Fujiko the monster, and post-murder dance party.

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In this episode, we get some of the straight-up hard-boiled noir stuff that was more or less entirely absent from Red Jacket!

This week we talk about superbeans, Lupin III Union Jacket, eyebrow metal, big pokemon week, Cool Gunman, a man called Kid's Meal, makin' three mouth, nipple armor, waking coma, bad vibe from her, crime surgeon, megaman-ass name, kickass name, dipshit doctor, fuck around to find out, these power rangers suck, waste of mcnuggets, my hand belt, it came from somewhere, hey look behind you, our new friend Ramrod, kiss that corpse diamond, team Protagonists Actually.

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in this episode, Lupin and the gang owl exterminator it up and frame a dude for human trafficking!

This week we talk about Dark Souls of Lupin, what if farms were real, fucked up fish hours, let's fuck this Lupin, berries and cream boy, gay little clown car, love the glasses, stupid convoluted plan, big flesh hole, whose mans is this, sometimes with glasses, smarmy dick, Goemon's just here, real gourd head, forgot their outlines, they/them beauties, jackoff commissioner, Italian Lupin, and it's hot girl summer.

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We talked about straight spidermanning, failed the lamp test, not even a trickster god, dem bones, priorities, slow on the uptake, Holly only wants one thing from globes, bitch machine, does not give a shit, well why'd you put them in then, video game health, gender reveal pope, rancid wedding vibes, real cool cameraman, bad bad actor, Cagliostro prance, Castlevania 3 clock level, either 9:15 or 2:45, grisly end, those awful planes, RIP this poor girl, all filler no killer, and we're all Lupin poisoned.

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We talk about normcore Lupin, JUMP, scenes of Lupin, sure was nice of the count, too much Hartman, why are we friends, importance of nothing, least probable car chase, honk if you respect women, how old is she, gay little steamboat, drank too much road wine, count Chet, nobody fucks, wild late teens, shitty butler fucks up everything, spaghetti fight, easyforge oven, oboe going ham, why is he here, sewer level, fake money bribe, and that's Lupin to me.

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We talked about barnacle boy, Lupin the First Movie, fish eye Lupin, can't clone boobs, Yankees-esque pummeling, not in front of Mamo, keen new colors, sultry pops, reinforcements, yam plate armor, real cool effect, classic lestlan, Cat's in the Cradle, shut the fuck up Holly, puts you in a screensaver, Case Closed dipshit, corpse party, clone slurry, pandora's nukes, lives and clones for drama, burning felt, big brain Mamo, bastard decision, best Lupin media, fuck my clone, and a fancy new robot body.

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We talk about 4th time's the charm, where'd they get that, why everyone looks Like That, dark mode Goemon, junior prom Lupin, Flonch, professor Lupin, helicopters are complicated, escape from the city, dumbest car physics, North by Northwested, for real the last time for real, Lupin sayings, invents a guy to get mad at, G Gordon Liddey is a lot like a refridgerator, Benrey Gissinker, surreal hell chase, rejected muppets, no tiger poster, zorb brain, and (un-bigs your face).

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We Talk about good choices, dead as punishment, septic truck my beloved, diamonds are gay, what a sex is, the third plot, extremely retro modern, very fake volcano, boy scout skit, 12 is a good number, the shiny baltoy heist, extremely wasted plot, Drake where's Lupin III?, we got Lupin feet, Tubin the Third, it was always Lupin, death out of nowhere, the dummy drop, fake gun arm, #NotMyFujiko, Typo Title, objectively hot Jigen, and Part 6 baybeeee!

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This week we talk about what's a Lupin?, I want that twink obliterated, Lupin by way of ragtime, horny aura, time for the gay jokes, Lupin sins, getting Biff Tannen-ed, Gambit bullshit, the cop stooges, love this lore, the indulged sin of robbery, the one famous actor, let him be gay, tactical hat action, all of the guns, that's called delegating, damn bitch you live like this, weird hotel room, only pants left, and this is death note.

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Wait, we're DONE with red jacket? What?

This week we talk about true name contracts, cat sounds, the longest sting, Fuckhead McMike, hat laundry day, Lupin's many husbands, secret hat stash, WAAAAAMBULANCE emergency, published Jigen lore, pool gun, 80s hat fashion montage, trunk Zenigata, the Rashomon of Jigen, manliest shit I ever heard, gay little car, hat play, great plan dumbass, and podcast remembrances.

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In this episode, Lupin undergoes a journey westward in order to steal the ancestral treasure of a kingdom that consists of 4 people, two of whom are weird oni men.

This week we talk about I ain't reading all that, hrt-iversary, pokemon news, mythological reenactment, Lupin's chad strut, leaving Zenigata for dead once more, keep scrollin', we're gonna get pellagra, I love Urusei Yatsura, literal gas-lighting, Lupin's fantastic voyage, chess Fortnite, back to the square cube law, we don't dig giant robots, a real Meet Dave situation, it was salt the whole time, the ending of Grease, and pitting bad bitches against each other.

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In this episode, it's monkey see monkey steal in what is of course all a plot by Fujiko.

This week we talk about gettin' that wire blood, walkings with wolves, Hades, weird hotel location, worst look, monkey rap (sheet), apes in love, worst chase, drawn without reference material, you fuckin' a gorilla?, confirmed gorilla kills, classic plot, gay little flip, little monkey sounds, rubber trees, team Lupin's blasting off again, and monkeyshines.

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In this episode, Zenigata gets an adorable sidekcik, and Fujiko gets kidnapped by a nerd!

This week we talk about hitting mans, Clue, ASCII talking stick, different Lupin, boobies tho, time for crab, smart young 55 year old, two whole ranks, no such thing as mysterious, show feet, cop junior, making out in the woods, gun shaped box, Fujiko Funny Moments, better wife guy, racism?, net boner, how 2 fuck, jerrybob, comically large syringe, catepillaring, not enough background, meowth coins, new team mascot, impossible in several ways, check your ears, bad stupid episode, done flatlanded them, they died down there, Scooby Doo's a cop, and Mark loves Vince

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In this episode, a rich dude has a fancy bed, and Fujiko told Lupin she'd fuck him on it.

This week we talk about how Jess can't read, possible food poisoning, all her fault, love a swamp, that's how planes do, just like Hitler, fucked up trashcan, bulb storage confirmation, sex DLC, CRIME TIME, proto Gumshoe, home-tel detective, discout bed and acid warehouse, Larry Butz energy, duck and cover, another acid death, tap dance or die, jetpacks and johdpur, Grandpa Lupin's Shitty Bed, and what if Wario was one of us.

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In this episode, Lupin throws himself into snake hell to get his hands on some treasure that eluded even his grandfather.

This week we talk about Holly fucked up, the lupin laptop, read my podcast, cooking corner, snantlers, professor Goemon, the summer of AD 79, Fujikoface, a different habit, centipede infested sex, scooby doo bullshit, voice powers, jump the nuns, is Lupin I problematic, big Rincewind energy, anime English text, hospital theft, snake reveal party, snaringan, snories, demolishes this man, 99 Snake Balloons, big fuckin' net, gum in the nose, the Lupin signal, descending hotness order, just be a girl, and new snake just dropped.

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In this episode, an unchractaristically altruitic Lupin helps an old man finish his longest of cons.

This week we talk about I diagnose you with death, grapefruit, Alan Johanson, what a nice young man, random live action, reinvent buses, front Lupin, Holly the failure, one last job, grandpa's extravagant end table, microwave desk, a Jigen snack, pwease mistuh Epcaw, resigned to his fate, this doesn't matter, dressed like watermelon candy, Zeni Kong, the Lupin rap, ...flight time, offscreen Mr. Bean, The Wind Rises, a dark day for our podcast, The L Hotel, and car chase motion ride.

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In this episode, Zenigata gets hit on constantly as the gang tries to steal Lupin the 1st's shitty painting.

This week we talk about just to cyberbully Holly, bad 100th, Chargeman Ken Reanimated, vaccine time, fishtank lamp story, national disgrace, president dishwasher, gay wizard, art is fake, the world of thieves, the three genders, too good to be fake, if you build it art will come, walk into the ocean, not how physics do, fart gas, infinite door glitch, your ass is also an ocean, is it gay to be gay, and best Zeni cake.

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In this episode we get a delightful surprise in the twilight days of Red Jacket as Zenigata traps Lupin on a mountain surrounded by 10 million cops.

This week we talk about clearing a low bar, my girls, stardew time, f-bomb title, deep Massachusetts cuts, gay little truck, oil exterminators, little prancing leap, sofa dracula, hit my pants quota, floating Lupin, he's gay Lupin, exposition TVs, my 10 year plan, damn Zeni, remote control plane magnet, UN for cops, Britain is just Scotland, Zenigata loses all regard for human life, got that classical music, doing real important jack shit, copalanche, Lupin slaps your shit, sure whatever, Zenigata feral moments, acabification tf, good things we've done, stealing the new year, and sexiest plane.

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In this episode, 2 twins are both after the other half of a treasure map that they have tattooed on their backs! This involved killing each other, somehow.

This week we talk about Swedish chef representation, Gamecube death, being sick, steal the sun, two babes inside you, a long boring fight, manslicing, glue man, eat my entire dick, ass out kind of look, 6th Doctor bullshit, shitty map, who's this asshole, the lads are on a boat, step three: threesome, dig up stupid, and don't be like me Lupin.

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In this episode, a small girl has a crush on Lupin, and he is fortunately very uncomfortable about that!

This week we talk about Giant Robo, big blue lady, so many boys, landlord yelling, goth fish, just some guy, kinda weird, lads on the porch, Lupin vs the HOA, ramen fun, GUESS I'LL DIE, drunk challenging, weird lore, official rock-looker, cool motive still stealing, weird security, could have been fun, got cold juice, toss the rock, some kinda not giving up cop guy, girl boss Françoise, the tiny stealin' bitch, and a polycule of gay rats.

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In this episode, Lupin has a hit put out on him, and everyone is trying to get him into protective custody!

This week we talk about useless shitty box, steal everything kids, my strongest potion, twice is the only way to record, gay driving safety, Fujiko's tinnitus, does a gay little walk, (clonk), Jay Sherman lookin' ass, anime meat, deadwood service, OH BOY 2:30, this dude fucks, bullet in chest disease, mad with grief, LuPONCE, wicked nor'easter, death pills, how dare you be alive, I lived bitch, king kong murder, and just like them horses.

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In this episode, a parody of The Pink Panther (1963) happens! Turns out that movie's very racist!

This week we talk about dipshit bones and fuckup skin, Stop!! Hibari-kun!, workout boy, boring hosts, cartoon animal vs fursuit, Stonebones Jones, Batman villains, gross, racism time, Lupin babies, Cosmo Jigen, everyone lookikng for men, a body has been discovered, awooga dot jpeg, FELLAS, horny in the streets modest in the sheets, just fucking obliterates him, bullshit emerald, a cute birthday, and racist disney shit.

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In this episode, Fujiko is thrown into a death piggy bank for (checks notes) tourism purposes.

This week we talk about ghost bux, continued Ranma brain, cook or die, metal catholicism, fuck gyms, hot new aprons, LUPIN YOU CAN JUST BE A GIRL HOLY SHIT, weird old men disaster, yo you got holes, pool abduction, coin silo, lying to boys, love to do a murder, lad's day out, night cheering, my oboey, murder security, embarrassing photos of Lupin, captin hook, Dr Evil shit, gotta crash economies to build economies, not helping, it's us, sick vape rig, everyone's friends, and five-finger acres.

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In this episode, it's Goemon's turn to pick the heist for some reason.

This week we talk about terminal Ranma brain, full assets, no voleyball in Lupin, treasure map will, slicr, non-standard hot chick, FUCK mountains, fashion icon, what are bats, almost died, waltz on into the demon gate, NEXT LUPIN'S HINT, I truly hate being alive, Lupin onlyfans, hat and blindfold, dumb puzzles, kite-based technology, why is this on the ones, Lex Lang scream, gay little climb, freeze frame death, an Aristocats situation, zoinks a g-g-g-gilf, and the obvious answer.

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In this episode, we learn of Lupin and the gang's crippling gambling addiction!

This week we talk about gay anime, itch games, another night in the woods, cowgirl fujiko, boring car talk, hooray for gambling, drawn without reference materials, a very special episode, ugly ugly racers, got that poop truck, race weakness, (spoiler) Goemon, that's murder babe, indirectly killing a man, pica kids, Zenigata's hypno kink, ruin this man's whole career, HERE WE GO AGAIN, this could be us, and gambling pact.

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We're joined this week by Kay for one of Those episodes!

This week we talk about a horrible first ep, mined craft, Holly's nice orbs, rabbit cats, the rounder Fujiko theory, ACAG, in comes Lupin, worst criminals, Dr Evil bullshit, the daily child, discombobulated meme animal, wasting our time, meow damn it, naked potato man, Twopin the 3rd, made in Japan, bazooka cops, everyone is happy unfortunately, I miss Beezleboy, and fun nicknames.

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In this episode, the manager of a failing bank begs Lupin to rob him, and he for some reason obliges.

This week we talk about they don't stop comin', sticker hell, Hamegg and Garlick, worst cellphone user, straight vibing, Zenigata octopus whisperer, zany beach chase, you can just be a girl, infinite telephone cord, rules of nature, who's driving, this is vore I think, participation theiving trophy, Mr. Old, death safe, close eyes, safe-lax, not at ALL how vacuums work, golf dipshit, and an awful fiction we've created. 

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In this episode, Fujiko enters Lupin into a life-or-death bet without telling him!

This week we talk about bean boys 2, avatar again, big thinky, elf patterned balding, I hate this show, this is how she wins, surprise knives, none of us are funny, Jigen fridge, moai head man, dirt periscope, Twice Is The Only Way To Live For Lupin, in the Lup, Lupin-proximity sadness meter, car sized house, Zenigata dies on impact, IT'S THE HOUSE OF MIRRORS, hitbit, and hot topic oc.

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In this episode, Lupin drinks some book juice and becomes just the MOST insufferable.

This week we talk about Gundam good, back to work, turtle power, interviews, who the fuck is Mao, crime scientist, bike rush hour, (speaking Chinese), nickelodeon slime, Goemon racist moments, book poisoning, communism in the water supply, well that narrows it down, furry time, loot behind the curtain, this raises questions, dumb tank chase, destroy the great wall, pooped my baby diaper, card games are bullshit, and what counts as ancient?

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In this episode, a woman manages to be sexier than Fujiko, and that turns out to be the only thing Lupin needs to betray her for once!

This week we talk about titty connoisseur, crusading kings, poor stupid son, ring fit Mark, horrible worm man, boob lady, better at seducing, canned cat sounds, guys being nude, all men are clowns, copyrighted costume party TWO, truly awful costumes, clown gunfight, call that a killer pussy, the jenga orb, balloon boy, I am le sexy clown, sly cooper disco ball, and Lupin circus.

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In this episode, Lupin and the daughter of a billionaire presidential candidate are trapped in her father's offshore casino after it flips over!

This week we talk about Holly's life in hell, chronicling crystals, non-peninsula island, goading flashback, Lup Headroom, prop mic, not even remotely livable, Mark Twain cosplay, petty insults, Zenigata cock blocker, worst planning, they flipped the bitch, beehives?, just plaster, you said the secret word, believe in yourself, bullshit, looks like I'm gonna have to JUMP, and insurance fraud schemes.

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In this episode, we're joined by internet fat fetish artist KG for an episode where a weird gargoyle man wants to eat Lupin's brain!

This week we talk about the Holly gets owned episode, closet cleaning, the ghost of Terry, some Lupin history, chef cult, learning and growing, garbage subs, serving up looks, adorable cooking show, domestic bliss is back, he looks like 20 bucks, her updo is wild, a toast to vore, the bonus round, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Simp, fucked up kitchen, Lupin's meat, hey Yuzo?, the force feeding, torture device, moe and round, how even, kill the dowager, locker room heist, and Hannibal Lupin.

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In this episode, a man named Mephistopheles gives Lupin an incredibly haunted doll, and thus kicks off a bafflingly antisemitic episode!

This week we talk about Manderville man, my god these bitches gay, Jess married a cop, old friends, sick fish, scooby doo-lookin' ass, pirate chic, hey Lupin buddy, real evil doll hours, it's from Faust, time to simp for Fujiko, jaunty diamond prance, just the WORST friends, shows up to be wise, Goemon's hypno kink, fucked in hindsight, EXTREMELY shot, NO SUBTLETY ALLOWED, (chomp), cat eyes, Lupin sitcom, the WORST helpers, big inflation fetish goat, little bit cringe, and the Korra defender has logged on.

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In this episode, there's an impenetrable safe located deep underground that seems to only exist to tempt Lupin into trying to crack it. It works.

This week we talk about relatable Holly memes, little bean boys, dude getting shot in the dick, the safest house, boat of a car, how it's made audience, dog personality, he's dust now, 1/4 anime, do a flip, a couple minutes of dog torture, the lads, could a depressed person build this, thanks crunchyroll, safe with good taste, tiger upgrade, lemonade leak stand, not how balloons work, you've made a dirty bomb, not horny enough, and fun snake abuses.

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In this episode, Lupin is framed for the theft of the fortune of a rich man who on his death bed was going to donate it all to charity.

This week we talk about final third breakdown, new car, Holly's gambling problem, 4kids edit, reverse president, John Beepboop, ==>[s] Fujiko: Ascend, no dignity, BIG! VACUUM! HOSE!, the Groupon gang, had it set to disintegrate, just like a real billionaire, 3D porn device, real scrooge mcduck hours, calculator in the dark, animation detective, stuck in a rut, everything goes off the rails, twelvehead ass, sexily scorched, lightning powers, and boo-illionaires.

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This week we talk about smug Lupins, raised and sjw, lupin eats shit dot mp4, brine daddy, ICPO gymnastics, Holly's depressing habits, grandpa cinematic universe, so fucking funny, is it about my Hans, ancient future technology, secret tool to help us later, okay nerd, chunks huh?, don't quote me, OH MY STRADIVARIUS, mad with power speedrun, real true believer hours, bass boosted subtitles, blues brothers security, it's feminist when I do it, little bit Mac Tonight, and Jigen crustpunk.

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This week we talked about Legend of Zegend, butch/femme superposition, bug fables, fuck Lovecraft, babies love medallions, famously safe 1940s cars, shithead idiot optimist, Zenigata's stand, a million smackers, he mains Wario, horrible mask, white fragility, magic parachute, good villain, peak Fujiko, gun bullshit 64, god I wish I were bitches, worst at stealth, worst shipping, dumb exploding book, from a certain point of view, and Laetitia the rockin' dog.

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In this episode, the ICPO hires a fraud psychic (who's really a genuine psychic) to catch Lupin!

This week we talk about lesbian content, paper mario, 10 second skeptic, all psychics are right, in the charts, endangered eatery, magic money emerald, humane Lupin removal, you have selected regicide, robot pigeon, water is soft, the Reagan astrology, moving the prisoner, reasonable amount of sword, my work here is done, bluffing your way, biggest mood, pictured: the average listener, blupid bloroscope, and season rankings.

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In this episode, everyone lies to everyone else and Lupin has a Zenigata muppet.

This week we talk about Clone High cast, we are da rats, gender is stupid, a movie that ends, booty shorts that say hot treasure, if Barbie lied, those endearing young guns, how does lava work, Lupin's polycule, WHY DOES HE HAVE THESE PUPPETS, so many lies, Lupin makes everyone shit, fucked up spider, corn shack, thank god it's the mob, ??? profit, horrible connections, gross coffee boy, can't help being a mobster, everyone's bad at shooting, secret fed, not how parachutes do, jello bath bomb, and hoenn legendaries.

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In this episode, we meet the one woman Jigen doesn't respect.

This week we talk about uwu hell, animation lady, love da mets, ramen hair, he's not straight, mansions is the same, fatality disease, dick pick calling card, Fujiko ahoy, Dr. Pot the return, ice train 2.5, worst facial hair, vampires are hotter than this, The Wizard (1989), the game is rigged, computer that is weak to magnets, the one women he doesn't respect, wow okay drama queen, Holly lists her milfs, moops, and Case Closed spec script.

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In this episode, a corrupt businessman razes the jungle to the ground to get to a solid gold mountain!

This week we talk about horrible pain, got that firefox do, love is dead, worst bank, Fujiko OUT, no brake cop cars, worst cereal, his name's Maniac, there will be bugs, I MEANT THAT AS A JOKE, literal captain planet villain, hitman logic, burning butterflies, holy fuck he is big (and pointing), butterflies revenge, instant karma, left to die, and epic crossovers.

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In this episode, Lupin and Fujiko work together to steal the gem collection of the biggest mobster in Sicily while he's on a cross-continental train ride.

This week we talk about love to get ma'am-ed, ATLA good, Artemis Fowl, ugly UGLY children, my son the horse, Jigen the fuckup, cabin buddies, Lupin porn parody, sexpierer, jockey lackey, into the Lupiverse, Dr. Elon Pots, ruby madness, good/bad faces, legally distinct black panthers, and hippiesonas.

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In this episode, Lupin's good person reflex is activated by the sweetest nun in the world.

This week we talk about love to record, Cutie Holly, the summer of Jess, sci-fi vault, stupid budget, music to shit your pants to, only one men's toilet, expected this, bad disguise job, oh no my morals, crime tired, God's chill with this, they're very stupid, gonna fill it with pepper?, homemade convertible, Lupin was Banksy, and AZAB.

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In this episode, in order to sneak onto a boat full of priceless artwork, Lupin has to disguise himself as a woman, and the old creep who owns it naturally falls in love with him. It blows.

This week we talk about pre-gaming, league of leg end, Avatar, our sponsor grlboxx, Hank Hell, variations upon a Fujiko, these guns were made for walkin', hot babe alert, Lupin's first HRT shot, horny for this one, weirdly prepared, Picassos and Monets first, Lupin gets clocked, searching for scraps, boner juice, slut surgery, loops back around to progressive, betrayed Jigen, free cake, Jess the sugar momma, and it hits different.

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In this episode, Goemon has to avenge the death of his master at the hands of the evil pupil that he also trained for some reason.

This week we talk about 3 girlfriends and 3 boyfriends, no MOBAs allowed, the blessed crossover, whole body clench, JFK voice lessons, Lupin invented force ghosts, the worf effect, worst flex, piss thinking, courtroom antics, the most Holly-ass shit, Spider Man Turn Off The Dark, Goemon you okay bud, Holly references old Hanna Barberra bullshit, east coast wisdom, and the worst man.

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In this episode, Lupin is asked to make is snow for a very sick little girl. A very sick little girl who happens to be the princess of an oil-rich middle eastern nation.

This week we talk about 125 nice, congratulations lesbians, furry commission, lupin loves his stories, worst security system, unfortunate salute, forced to marry a child, mint green catastrophe, all snowflakes look alike, jungle drum penis music, go back to the feet, evil guidebook, fun localized terrorism, we watch a man burn to death, the weave snatch, a wild turn, and the lore is here.

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In this episode, Zenigata steals a worthless piece of trash that belonged to his ancestor, and is so wracked with guilt he goes to Lupin to help put it back.

This week we talk about his horrible slurps, randomized, trophy husband Jess, what make the plane do, Robotnik-lookin ass, worthless crap museum, a better class of pervert, Zenigata clowns on 'em, crime man for the day, that's gay, out-dumbing the computer, magic shell, do not look at Hunter, no more BDE, and reverse mechs.

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In this episode, Lupin is auctioned off to the highest bidder at the Wanted Club, who takes him to a mysterious island full of killer cyborgs!

This week we talk about podcasts of Alexandria, podracing the anime, crime standup, hackey sacked to death, Jigen on the moon, the mind dimension, shittiest crabs, we miss our boy, muscleman sniper, an extended Cyborg 009 riff, un-horny, no time for philosophy, butter your Jigen, exploder of seagulls, wet and dripping, wow it took 9 of you to arrest me, and conspiracy Jigen.

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In this episode, Lupin and Zenigata are conscripted into the foreign legion (no, not that one) and chained together!

This week we talk about new vegas new problems, bread boys,  Lupin In The Land Of Frowns, the saddest image, mystery titties, state sanctioned gangster, clap for essential Lupins, cramped pit, wacky sax, GET HIS ASS, 30 seconds of hell, Zenigota fat ass, one of them horse trains, imagine your own damn podcast, the longest fireball, sunset ending, and largeness discourse.

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In this episode, a famous conductor is hypnotizing Lupin's friends to kill him, and it all somehow ends in a DBZ beam fight!

This week we talk about ain't done shit, Holly is cancelled, yuppies, Planes, he's soooo green, big Sephiroth energy, Kyoransky's stand, no regrets, enough of this dude, [SCENE MISSING], a trillion chandeliers, ...wig, soup secret, bullshit backstory, Lupin used bubblebeam, the invention of swatting, and booze math.

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In this episode, we get falsely advertised to about the amount of fake zoo content!

This week we talk about clickbait title, girls night, egg hell is over, clone orchestra, faded at the orchestra, Marty McFly syndrome, bizzarrely specific Lupin ep, mouth full of hay, hell swipe, concert hall sewer, candygram, Zenigata-Lou Who, finds the needle, fun disguise time, we bought a shitty zoo, betrayl sucks, and deep Cars universe question.

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In this episode, Lupin and the gang have an intricately planned heist to steal a diamond, and we all learn a lesson about teamwork for some reason!

This week we talk about some kinda bullshit, the 80s invented penis music, Holly's month in, impulse fish, outside alarms, Doug Funnie III, lot of imagine spots, shitty museum, a trap for Lupins, abandoned hideout district, cop explosion, Fujiko's side-B, cram that jaw, fics like this, utter dipshit, Rube Goldberg heist, extremely funny, cops per square inch, troll science, really WEIRD moral, pwease no steppy, and comics be like that.

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In this episode, a Salvador Dali expy wants Lupin to be the subject of his latest work of art: a human sculpture!

This week we talk about Dali's Trapcore Remix, you need a high IQ, Animal Crossing weakness, Crying Breakfast Friends critical, some smurf bullshit, art is garbage, detective Maggie, gender is a prison, normie gift, ugly children, hell tunnel boat, a face only a surrealist could love, kiln goop, good visual gag, big steppy, IT'S DIGNITY HOLLY, 5 day calendar, Dali hero of winds, emergency condom, that's all folks, and animal cruelty.

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This week we talk about audio logs, plague games, animal crossy, Texas time, toasty toasty beds, murder he wrote, the vodka aunt, the darkest hallway, Liberace teaches cooking, time-release murder, good detectiving bad instincts, real abuse hours, mashed potato evidence, cool motive still murder, RIPchard Moore, go cisboy go, Kaga is a snacc, and Very Nice.

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In this episode, we get our thrilling (?) conclusion!

This week we talk about got those girl pills, Kazaam hell, Jess is predictable, burn the witch, being betrayed sucks, beautiful cliff, litter crimes, part dog, Dame-emon used harden, escape your feelings, Dover Boys fight ending, whack-a-mole, secret tunnel, and it just ends.

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In this episode, a rival gang shows up out of nowhere to take both Lupin's latest treasure and also Goemon!

This week we talk about new name, wind security, secret vacuum, wine mom Jigen, everyday Lupin, dark ranger shit, pointy lad, the 005 treatment, doofus ruse, love this maid, business hammock, cuff to kill, ancient family remedy, not very/extremely bushido of you, terrible freezeframe, and none of us know sentai.

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In this episode, a weird old guy wants to make a sword that can beat Goemon's, the gang lies to him so he can die happy!

This week we talk about Jigen's mind palace, mysterious coughing disease, and forever hot swords.

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In this episode, there's a mad scientist who's after Lupin's diamond stash, and he's going to use a suicide beam to force him to talk!

This week we talk about Brendan is a douche, cool crime of robbery, bro you just learned cringe, weaponized snakes, sexual kidnapping, a less delightful inventor, the elephant killing room, that's yoga babe, death hole, the beam that takes effect, juice that makes you explode, hard light suicide bomb, grimace also longs for death, Lupin Tannen, suddenly hydrogen, a pun for something unsaid, and the Most Horny.

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In this episode, the gang kidnaps the last surviving member of the Nazi high command and trick him into telling them where Hitler's secret treasure was buried!

This week we talk about Jessie Larson, Womanhood took 12 years to make, git good (morally), Infinity train, sheer horny energy, full tourist mode, uncut Lupin, time to beat up an old man, what's more normie than talking to God?, vored by Thor, the tickle chair, strip club plan, Goemon's youtube channel, Goodbye Lenin, say goodbye to Hitler, cop extras, autobahn runway, and Indiana Jones and the Hidden Nudes.

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In this episode, everyone's new favorite character Jirokichi IV teams up with Goemon to steal some worthless crap!

This week we talk about boutta head out, New Bedford-Punk, nose bra, show us where he stole, where's Fujiko, whole rat ass, a bad woodcut, further from Billy's light, butt pills, a new ICPO chief, unknown thief treasure, Mouse Hunt (1997), GEORGE LAZENBY, shidding and fahdding, Dangerous Criminal, my turn for face putty, peak NB energy, the strong must protect the sweet, century-year-old documents, it's Boyrat, horribly wrong in the land of tumblr, and Craig Ferguson on the money.

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In this episode, the show keeps insisting that everyone in the Lupin gang is straight, with is HILARIOUS.

This week we talk about Totally Spies stole this plot, furries, Sakurai's trick, Versailles Ohio, CHALLENGE PISSING, immediate Zenigata, accidental good animation, tricorn dipshits, just a straight up Rose of Versailles reference, he's dead now, the gorgon in the fireplace, fop Lupin, Lupin Destroys A World Heritage Site, Mr. Bean heist, I rigged it, built up a resistance, plane time, some Odysseus-ass shit, that's a lie, destroying Paris, potion of become statue, and fuck or don't fuck.

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In this episode, we're joined by Ava for a serious episode with a very silly title!

This week we talk about revenge guesting, let Donald Duck have boyfriends, boring weeks, Mad Max Flurry Road, stationary torso, my special robot eyes, my ketchup, glowing torso, sick of these fake ballet fans, name a woman, Fujiko is bad at dancing, epic train music, 10 foot vertical leap, he's gay ma'am, bounce bounce am I right, good old farmchurch, no fuck zone, the famous Austria chasm, physics happens, Lupin the finsub, and leather daddy Jigen.

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In this episode, we get two plots and no focus, with a side of shaggy dog!

This week we talk about mediocre Lupins done quick, new year new gender, spooky scary skeletons, Turbo movie bad, Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken, Rockin' Rappin' Robots, Lupin's cliffnotes, that'd be stupid, Genghis Khan dummy thicc, racist in the other room, real fake door, CLIFF DRIVE, burning wreckage, reverse by northwest, ancient viewfinder, follow the spooky flute, we solved the bad Lupin problem, planes is planes, old monk Jenkins, poor episode focus, 4 idiots die in a cave, the forever bank, and the ultimate now KISS.

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In this episode, an Australian police officer builds a Lupin-proof armored vehicle, and Zenigata asphyxiates!

This week we talk about Cats, Sean's cable nest, Hades husband simulator, D. C. trip, peak dub accent, very cool and handsome, emos, pure Australium, uncanny valley animals, impossible elevator, human shaped, time enough to build a periscope, blessed image, the most upsetting death, no air down there, some big rock, what if Lupin steal Uluru, twirl those things, no time for subtlety, and work buds.

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In this episode, we meet a different Wolf with a score to settle, and the gang steals a big golden boat!

This week we talk about black omens, chosen chapters, date night, Shrine Dude for the Sega Genesis, averting black friday, almost definitely racist, bad guy looks cool, crime scavenger hunt, infodumping, power sense, trapped in a cartoon world, *wink*, completely fucked timeline, Lupin dakis for sale, head bee guy, complete asspull, so many broken bones, uninteresting helicopter, robbed by vampires, and seasonal rankings.

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In this episode, the gang sets out to claim something legitimately as opposed to stealing it. Doesn't go well!

This week we talk about welcome to Eis hell, better manhandle this murder weapon, Shiva with gun, traditional Scottish snake charming, another The Third, trap castle again, Dracula off his shits, the most vore thing ever, Samurai Jack, secondhand lobster, imagine deathspots, gay baby jail, old man distraction, sheep time, bend out of jail, a rare The Second, death bubble, update the Lupin kill list, and eat shit Sean.

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In this episode, the writers conflate "sleeping for 2000 years" with "time travel" and we get some VERY worrying implications regarding Lupin's diplomatic immunity status!

This week we talk about Thanksgiving, Pathologic, meta destroyed, snow time, red isopod hours, sitcom opening, I'm Baby?, your horoscope for today, how many the thirds, black Harvard market, Arsene "Big Tex" Lupin, trippy mind nonsense, horse per hour, mystery desert tower, history's greatest monster, incredible SEO, (chuckles) you mean the chaos emeralds?, zombie women love Lupin, siren camel, and a fun new conspiracy.

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In this episode, we pinball WILDLY between grisly scenes of torture and slide whistle Looney Tunes bullshit, and it's REALLY good!

This week we talk about the worst hair, destroying a child, local cryptid, snow hell, sick-ass car, anyway here's Wonderwall, intense staredown, he's GAY, destroys some rocks, weaponized horniness, Fujiko sex doll, redirected horny enemies, the panty raid, Zenigata narration, tf2 item, blasting off wolf, double dummied, HARD swerve, Freebird, secondary castle, extreme tonal difference, Eat at Lupin's, tell him I'm not in, set room to fuck, he knows those titties, Castlevania, true friendship, actually kills someone, sitcom ending, and Lupin vs. Strong Bad.

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In this episode, a turn-of-the-century Austrian aristocrat builds a giant Zeppelin and challenges Lupin to steal a gem onboard guarded by 3 legendary detectives (and Zenigata)!

This week we talk about anime conventions, Pokemon MILF & Pokemon HIMBO, gamers should be oppressed, come steal this, dirigibles are plane cousins, the most famous detectives, ultimate throwback Thursday, dub differences, less fun, a second eye gem instance, nasty lad, the third Npuru, classic murder mystery, gun gremlin, NOT a vampire, opposite of any white guy, Fujiko OUT, the tiniest airplane, oh right them, death knockout, and ennui at 6, and international fluid.

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In this episode, we open semi-en media res to a heist by the boys that's soured by Fujiko!

This week we talk about a happy birthday, still gatin', braver than any US Marine, 6 day shift, where we droppin' boys, WWI political cartoon, DeVito samurai, jag-wire, professor rubbermouth, that old man is dead, a good dynamic, slow burn bimbofication, Sweeny Todd, bad boobs, the money bible, noted beard-haver, The Parent Trap, fun n' flirty tip off, sweet baby baldeshoe, exploding dummies, entrapment, quill beard, and terrible facial hair.

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It's a very special episode as we watch like half a heist take place and reminisce about the past 2 years!

This week we talk about a cavalcade of mistakes, a hotel for Luigis, bullshit time, great new job, Extra Life stream, The Lighthouse cinematic universe, what I stole on my summer vacation, going off on part 5, you had to be there, iconic, who are these people, a Jigen I could really get into, a bad Fujiko, nightmare sex tunnel, nighttime telescope, and also Goemon's here, Akechi died on his way to his home planet, Case Closed fun facts, little Goemon things, and a look back on 100 episodes.

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In this episode, Lupin does done get himself cursed by a mummy, and we all have to deal with that.

This week we talk about the great new job, Outer Worlds, pokemon go, trick or treating, you know like nya, water pipe Jigen, gotta be racist, emergency fishing pole, then I fuck the mask, communist Zenigata, the best sequence, very cursed looking, THAT'S A WHOLE BROTHER, return the slab, bench pressing Shaq, Fallout 76: Curse of Toddankhamun, some kind of kite situation, everyone loves a slinky, so many dead, weird early Fujiko remorse, genuinely upsetting, dead in a pyramid, and the best middle east episode.

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In this episode, a sadistic prison warden uses DNA-seeking bombs to kill any prisoner who escapes, and guess who gets himself arrested in order to save Fujiko!

This week we talk about that's flu baby, Fallout New Venus, Buzzfeed Unsolved, vibe penitentiary, primitive tinder, dramatic timing, no security, worst alarm position, step 3 profit, how dare you have feelings, a ten minute chase sequence, jumping the shark, criminal lover, ACME brand pit, throw your pants in the hole, teamwork is the secret, Lupin prison abolitionist, police puzzles, very hard escape room, dickbutt child, and enemy of the show.

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In this episode, Lupin is after the diamonds of the owner of Canada's largest diamond mine, who is also a rodent scientist, and also dabbles in ichthyology?

This week we talk about unprofessional opening, big spill, dust game, 24 hour ponyta, toe to tip that's a Welles, Lupin-shaped hole, sex vampires, Sarge Mimpson, danger darts, crime Ratatouille, set sword to bash, the majesty of the food chain, not robots, a dollar a jug, I think we're going to need a bigger boat, environmental crimes, infinite diamond mine (NOT FAKE), dinner dome, diamondmancer, house explode button, homing snowball, Lupin scamper, random ending, a lot of rats, and Scooby Doo crossovers.

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In this episode, a hitman agency tries to film the best commercial ever, by killing Lupin. On a western set.

This week we talk about the cowboy curse, inktober, Throne of Blood, cheesey hitman commercial, cigarette whispering, a fan of film, wiener bros., where'd he get that horse, Toom Stone, damn this plush rump, looney toons time, so long as it works, no foreplay, one sour note, antique train market, totally spies bullshit, dynamite somehow, Buster Keaton's Lupin III, Zenigata has tuberculosis, frenching the camera, no more sex, did Kill Bill reference Lupin III, a Nord's last thought, hanging time, horses love carrots, special fuck bed, and Western Names.

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In this episode, we get a LOT of cryptids and mythological beings just extremely casually confirmed, also witches.

This week we talk about no more crimes, botanist needs wine, cabbage is poison, queer punk concert, chicken nugget dog, lupin drinking game, Lamborghini account, tears of a yeti, Jigen isn't straight, universal Lupin monsters, no horny Goemon, Mothers I'd Like to Fill with Soup, not back avenge death, shitty car, criagslist potion seller, filled with giant cephalopods, return of yabahoos, (stares at the camera), *cocks gun* the mountains have yetis, GOEMON CASTRATED A DRAGON, Negging A Yeti, looney tunes-ass shit, let them keep the car, lying kink, prince charming backstory, Lupin's wekaness, drink this mystery goo, 1978 4Loko, and Fujiko stimming ASMR.

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In this episode, we encounter a man who really should have met that wax witch lady who made Fujiko giant that one time, things probably would have worked out pretty well.

This week we talk about having a non-interview, I married a gamer, Awakened Links, nerd shit, redneck Utena man, efficeint, road conversation, bit overdramatic, titties out, mayor of wife city, who will wax for Igor, the wife cave, coma bullet, bulk rates, don't touch the hat, is it gay to kiss the living, bad perspective, You. Dead. Now, living women's rights, death by robot wife, bang, bad eats, and Goemon for smash.

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In this episode, when this crime lord was a lad he ate four dozen eggs every morning, and he's still pretty short.

This week we talk about mystery solved, more of the bad game, FUCK THAT DUNGEON, demon slayer, ancestral fishtank, Federal Breast Inspector, illegal chickens, the eggman, a gross of eggs, Cyborg 006's chad brother, wiggle faster, wow it took four of you guys to kill me, The Egg Boss, death for clapping, eggs are dead to me, pervert dragon bathtub, don't fuck the art, so complicated, not how eggs work, all these cats are dead, don't worry about it, so slimy now, and incredible edible.

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In this episode, we get some wacky races shenanigans and SOMEHOW mister melt Antarctica is back.

This week we talk about 2/3rds of a podcast, wallet for babies, gravy hands, narnia brain, Deadly Premonition, a short history of theiving, fucked up horse car, our chance to see cars drivng, good joke, arresting the wreckage, points into boat, tunnel blunder, GOIN' OVAH DA CLIFF, it's this guy, eyeball washing, raiding Leno's garage, the absolute madman, teamwork, chicken with a jet, everyone's dead, ishygddt, speech cut short, pride is dumb, and a feral legend.

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In this episode, there's a horrible chameleon man who makes everyone physically need to eat bugs by spraying them with chameleon DNA, and also there's a diamond.

This week we talk about moving time, diced dungeons, found apartment footage, Lupin racist moments, episode over, refusing to learn, face down ass up, an unforgettable luncheon, rare continuity, restraining order yoda, return of pepper, brain geniuses, Jigen dear, Lupin is Kiryu, y'all mind if I STOP RACISM, angled driving, juice that makes you eat bugs, Gobby pussy indulgence, circuitous plan, beautiful frames, can't unpack all that, missed context, invisible tank, endangered sex car, didn't think this one through, and flower titties.

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In this episode, the mayor of Bergen bankrupts his city for a sexy statue, succeeding in being somehow more horny than Lupin is.

This week we talked about the most 6/10 video game, noble killing simulator, silly hat Goemon, hand chairs, video game pearl, nip nops, hotel hammock, my best friend the oboe, spite crime, Jess Painting-fucker, mask check procedure, puffy face, no plan, an unforgettable luncheon, fashion crime, fishing for Lupins, ICE TRAIN 2, girl talk, viking spirit, how gravity works, the mayor fucking snaps, go Balto go, and titty Fujiko statues.

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In this episode, we're treated to a surprisingly emotional story between Lupin and Fujiko, and also short bald Not-Hitler is there.

This week we talk about Mark did an oopsy, Persona with swords, brief Sean roast, PhD in Lupin, salute the picture, inflatable globe warehouse, god damn wind, the least happy man, Lupin is Monk, the least animated fight, worst guards, deep moat, what if Goemon use mapquest, cartoon splash, whole scene reference, jetski accident, shouting at horror movies, idiot balloon time, the SS stands for Super Sucks, loves trees, Lupin in Jojo, and Zenigatcha game.

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In this episode, a Hokkaidan secessionist movement summons a giant octopus to... (checks notes) steal back a fancy 19th century cannon. Huh.

This week we talk about how work sucks, fantasy weed, jojos, the blood oath, just impractical, robbed of her chance, fundoshi cinemasin, wet watch, land currents, raining pen stare, I'm not in this one, the most expensive plan, lupin plays in a grain silo, underwater hotboxing, turning this ghost ship around, car-boat, dangerously cheesey, Lupin's sailor cap, clueless, the Titanic animated movie, whimp fight, Goemon fights an octopus, local exploding idiot, and octodab.

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In this episode, Fujiko says she'll only marry Lupin on the moon, and so he does the only logical thing: find a scientist who makes popcorn big.

This week we talk about strangely prophetic episodes, Loopercomputer, botany boys, axe bars, sex sink, Wright tramp stamp, worst design, what'cha thinkin' about, literally Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, part 3 Joseph racist, shame hole, Fujiko Teaches Fractions, Jigen's favorite vegetable, a pretty good 2 minutes, Oslo syndrome, half a man, space jail, too noisy to math, The Popper of Corns, cartoon car powers, Nasa is destroyed, accidental kettle corn, left this thing in reverse, car globe, and Geyo man can live.

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In this episode, we get the perfect blend of genuine emotion to bullshit nonsense!

This week we talk about sleepy bitch disease, botany boy, NOT the new onceler, wooden bumper, sack of potatoes, time traveling Napoleons, long scream, Fujiko OUT, the same panning shot, secret jailivator, French anthem marathon, progressively stronger gates, two sides of a coin, the least cooperative hostage, spinning helicopter hell, creepy awake mask, approximately seven explosions, legitimately sad, love hunting lupin, D&D internet, the most Sean question, and who is the sleepiest bitch?

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In this episode, a whole lot of nothing has been fashioned into the shape of a Lupin III episode!

This week we talk about Final Fantasy, mob boss baby, Switch Lite, Mark's new husband, Johnny Two-Phones, cloud tits, the wads, ultimate fare, argh my boings, Sweet Zeni and Hella Lupin, best of Brazil, an alabi for some reason, you've seen this trope, so many questions, millenial stooges, adjacent urinal monsters, widest road, Jesus take the wheel, my clown statue, restaurant maps, secret sword sauce, Heaven Is Real Movie, my pal Jesus, new lore, Son of the Mask, and hot Hawaii Takes.

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In this episode, Jigen wants to help out an old mentor whose age has caught up with him, and also Lupin teleports himself via fax machine.

This week we talk about making a Mario, drunkest man, dark and stormy night, bourbon frapp, body pillow Lupin, Annabelle marathon, my friends Jack and Jim, types of killers, wild phonebooths, dumbest curator, "I can do what I want", 40 or 50 years old, Lupin babies, 1:1 wig, needlessly graphic, teleportation fax, feral Lupin, real good frames, method assassin, Lupin's dreamself, the worst boomer, check your phone turnaround, and turn on your location. 

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In this episode, Lupin (who has been cursed by a mummy and fought a vampire) ADAMANTLY REFUSES to believe in ghosts, and it's great.

This week we talk about hero gamer, happy plants, week good, the peanut gallery, shittiest MacBeth, he is a ghost, suddenly inspirational, all magic is real, Fujiko is freaking out, cool cop cameo, samurai spirit, constantly dabbing, legal murder, hip teen calculator, horse murder plan, Pokemon Ghost, shoot to kill, we love oboe, uncooked fettuchini, Civil War re-enactor Zenigata, Kabuki Cops, ghost slaps, cool vape tricks, Spectral Cotton, teeth treasure, cut to commercial, and Sleipnir murder.

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In this episode, Lupin breaks into prison in order to get the treasure that was buried there by his partner in crime 8 years ago.

This week we talk about my best Deborah, nintendo olds, depression and late 20s, where was that being kept, timeline nonsense, titty time, toxic football, oxygen cylinders, the 'ol leprechaun trick, president (mumble), just cyborg 009 again, 4/20 nice, every frame a painting, one last fuck, no fighting in the war room, delivery cup ramen, speed Checkov, peep jousting, the treasure was nature the whole time, kilogram of feathers/steel, the Lupin defender, and the worst deaths in Lupin.

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In this episode, once again we're promised silly Zenigata antics and ONCE AGAIN we're disappointed!

This week we talk about happy Stanley Cup, Araki's bad at storytelling, T Rex Bat%, past camera, the jizzboy mystery, pie removing spray, no Shemps, popping the biggest bottles, Doctor Sillydumb, nothing happened, Zenigata invents tubby custard, sexy prisonwear, death row fucking, luxury prison transport, no real teeth, the Higgs Lupin, study sesh, beach looks, like shooting fish in a gun barrel, RIP piegun, the most expensive execution, Lupin is Fallout rich, ultimate shaggy dog story, fuck you Simon, E3 talk, and TODD COWARD.

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In this episode, Lupin ecologically devastates Antarctica presumably just after it finished re-freezing from Phantoma's shenanigans while at the SAME TIME bankrupting Saudi Arabia!

This week we talk about The Great Mouse Detective, biggest best life, Star Trek miniskirt, quick Mecca factcheck, Lupin's jontron cosplay, convoluted defense mechanism, 44 bullets, Zenigata cargo, only one well, is this fracking, let's fall for this again, just a sea of oil, Dark Gump, the Crayon, random English text, no real descendants, cutest last frame, and the most dangerous game.

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In this episode, Lupin is after some rare Napoleonic bills that were stolen from him, and tracks them down to a cult led by this weird blue guy in the mountains!

This week we talk about Babylonian weirdness, Far Cry, garden boys, thug Lupin, Crime Executive Officer, Ludwig von Koopa gijinka, eat the silver, we found Groupon, why am I hitting yourself, wholesome murder, mister B. Adguy, worst breakfast machine, scoop the goop, attach the stone of triumph, poison apple roullette, the '67 masturbation accident, literally a jojo plot, more exploding men, casual bullet stroll, Doc Louis Fujiko, Mark failed to prepare, and the best of the season. 

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In this episode, Lupin has an actual, serious beef with some fuckin' whiz kid. What a loser.

This week we talk about maybe a sex thing, stealth dynamite, Jigen is kirby, just like New Vegas, way too prepared, smartboy pills, yet more living bombs, denim mistakes, green jacket throwback, won by a technicality, favorite new character, ICBT(anks), mop kissing, gotta self-code google, business majors, Jesus was the answer, bullshit security, old man young boy syndrome, Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright vs. Lupin, and true neutral.

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In this episode, we have a guest who's never seen Lupin III before, and reacts to Sherlock Holmes III in his house blimp exactly how you'd expect!

This week we talk about won the Lupin Lottery, our friend Pikachu, another persona fan, what is the purpose of Fujiko, oh I love Up, bra ransom, swapped with Fist of the North Star, dad husband, crime sons, coke zero, russia's greatest love machine, laser camera, a home in the ducts, murder seeds, canonically untrue, open sesame, menacing fruit tossing, finding that bird, a heaping bowl of staple sauce, and Jojo talk.

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In this episode, Fujiko falls deathly ill (in the same manner as her late, rich husband of 11 minutes) due to the apparently cursed ruby that she inherited from him. Oh also there's a swarm of drugged-up hummingbirds that's going to peck her to death.

This week we talk about what is a salad, concert problems, finer points of Magic, playgrandpa, the boys are back in town, attack of the face sucker, poor Zenigata, I heard Lupin is shredded, just say no, mixed up plagues, Jamaica cacti, put her in the will, banned from riddles, what if Jigen smoke weed, legally binding, Indiana Bones, 'sup god, the longest con, anyway it's zombie time, cool with Satan, two types of gems, Fujiko would kill a child, and I won't allow it.

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In this episode, Lupin steals the hope diamond for Fujiko, wacky hi-jinks and profitable new mascots ensue.

This week we talk about my gamer fellas, the Kyle defender, infinity war bad, Lupin vs Mephisto, laughing alone with brunch, Smit Honian, least interesting diamond, historian Goemon, our new friend Beezleboy, thief ownership rules, spooky mirror face, shitty RPG mimic, make your own ghost story, it's all shadow, patented church sit, Lupin-shaped hole, Zenigata off his shits, naked crow, ugly mirrors, post traumatic stress diamonds, Gallileo's a bitch, Lord English ass, this cool rock I found, not a curse, and Sword Lesbians.

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In this episode, we're finally back for real, and had a really good episode to go with it!

This week we talk about the podcast ruiner, cats going ham, the new lego movie, She-Ra 2, big detective energy, mementos beer, morning rappel, drive through bedroom, visual aids, symptoms disorder, funny old man death moments, Kissinger nudes, cube time, maybe more, pocket frog, sewer and/or cliff zoning, private shouting spot, pretty fucking brutal, say it again Zeni, horny hooting, sad guys don't look at explosions, old-timey Kiryu, our new podcast Mime Time, and the girl listening this.

EDIT 05/07/19: fixed the bit where I forgot to cut the audio before questions

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Please enjoy bits from each of our first 26 episodes, everyone.

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In this episode, we get another dang grandson mucking around and demanding Dr. Evil-level ransoms!

This week we talk about Sekiro pro bass '99, one of them jet dealies, cranberries, the three genders, incredible lowball, Slugworth finally did it, my new light novel, just a prank bro, convenient ruins, lemonposting, definitely not pants, pinky promise, very crimes, tube and the circle, I'm not owned, Ali is tired, her best quality, so many fears, saving herself, public confession trope, junior novelizations, like a nuke, and I miss future camera.

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Episode watched: #135 "The Poison Trio"

In this episode, we get our new least favorite episode!

This week we talk about don't watch this episode, fun with swords, my cop boss, a couple of marios, I don't know how to cook, lotions and potions, tsuchinoko real house, flesh hurting juice, inspector stupid, arrested for hat crimes, rocket bed, crossing France at mach 10, probably poisoned, spectral bats, ruined image, family lighthouse, scene missing, we have lifdoff, hot homestar takes, and big disappointment.

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This week we talk about egg detective, 2 years late, bustin' Jesus, carbonated coffee, soda run, useless cop, big obvious clue, rightly paranoid, stalking memories, child-sized soda, idiot cops, pimento cheese, call out murderer, accidentally drank Moxie, and sports bag full of knives.

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In this episode, we get a bunch of torture porn and not a lot of plot! Also, FLOATIN'!

This week we talk about fuck daylight saving's time, tattoos, puzzle island, everyone is sick, sex car Christine, jumpsuit Dan, Zenigata's cool with this, hollistic professor, all ideas are done, queer eye for the ninja guy, world's smallest piano, all a conspiracy, someone's gotta be horny, what a baby, eletrocuted at the stake, another Dr. Pot classic, and the only survivor.

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In this episode, we got a pretty no-frills heist (well, mostly). And it was pretty good!

This week we talk about St. Patrick's goof, car problems fixed, new co-host, new schedule, tat wizard, artsy opening, a hearty laugh, criminal auction, hotbox the elevator, wonkavatoring up to God, gag bullets from ACME, yam glass, very disciplined police, ultra dramatic wind, repetitive strain injury, did Fujiko do anything?, return of Lupin Hitman, homestuck eyes, and oh right Pokemon.

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In this episode, Lupin faces off against an aging cop who he saved ten years ago.

This week we talk about we'll do it live, dungeon meshi, not ska for work, #calendarproblems, pc gamming, court hearing for horny on main, the coffee gif, the oldest stupidest inspector you've got, grandpa babies, most tired man, reverse scooby doo, rookie mistakes, sharing one braincell, the worst roleplay, mommy handsome rating, Lupin Braingenius, racist penguins, tourist from cubeland, useless ropes, activates his bullshit, cash credit or statue, cranky because you're in order, neither of us will be virgins, and Sean Reilly (tm).

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In this episode, Fujiko does one of her bigger betrayals, and someone with a deep grudge against Lupin does the only logical thing they can do!

This week we talk about rap about Lupin, J. Jazz Jameson, broken oven, tetris battle royale, the dogsit whisperer, the past is a redder country, goat cup, no or fuck no, a great skillet nap, two banks, note to self: kick Lupin's ass, DEATH PINBALL 9000, child tackle, I resemble that remark, whack-a-Lupin, hi Zenigta, not valid, you can just be a girl, quote from computer exploded, poison gas trap, Fujiko fuck off challenge, a tale of two Lupins, spinball hell, and unfortunate Jojos.

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In this episode, we get the thrilling conclusion of the tale of Lupin's lost love brought back from the dead!

This week we talk about awful boss, Letterkenny, Franz Kafka's Lupin III, dead body hypnosis, get out of my jail, giant coffin, complicit Sergio, ghost clone, having feelings, Zenigata gets WOOHPed, real good shot, no respect, stink cube, what I look like now, brave little cave paintings, full of yams, begone thot mode, true neutral, body question, weird clown sex stuff, and it's always been about robots.

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In this episode, we get our first taste of chronology and Lupin gets to feel a non-horny emotion for once!

This week we talk about baby's first Spiderman, cheap as free mics, mullet Lupin, finally a reason, smallest medallion, so many charity events, Justin McElcop, U-Hearse, trick shooting, hearses are invisible, tie on the ones, a major left turn, Twin Peaks roof, a horny sandwich, that feel when necromancy gf, crop top egg girl, evil electricity, an Igor named Sergio, tiny litte helicoptor, spectral fire, no time to be extra, Sean hates the audience, and pimp-daddy Lupin!

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In this episode, Lupin and Jigen are (extremely briefly) set against each other in a pretty forgettable episode!

This week we talked about kingdom heart bullshit, screaming cats, thumb cuffs, pouting: the way of the samurai, tubby spoony, Zenigata Kira, wink magic, Richman's voice, my reading secretary, Roger Rabbit powers return, exploding blobfish, Fujiko the moth, scary church, impossible slice, secret dime handshake, no accounting for ghosts, and left her in the tube.

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In this episode, Fujiko works with the ICPO to arrest Lupin in what's somehow NOT the biggest betrayal yet!

This week we talk about DK said trans rights, A (long) Series of Unfortunate Events, sweet trap, euro ICPO land, take the shot, disguise ametuer, Fujiko explodes a bridge, victim blaming, the amazing disappearing policeman, Lupin babies, those two guys, totally unsuspicious, primal trickster god, custody kidnapping, drink for cliff driving, quote from man shot, turd diamond, 48 minutes, a watery demise, boobs and butt Zenigata, Fujiko team comp, let Lupin say fuck, and special Mamo surprise.

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In this episode that wasn't particularly great an old lady who makes a bad newspaper!

This week we talk about mansplaining ghostbusters, a million american pounds, horrible egg man, crushed by newspaper, girlish screams, oldest trick in the book, children's card game, the panty raid, indeed a jam, ashamed of sloppy editing, not that kind of pervert, livetweeting your article, McDoHalds, the power of my stand, Jigen's Ult, it was the best of crimes, delayed explosion, and Bulgarian Treasure Planet.

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In this episode, Zenigata is part of a questionably elaborate scheme to catch Lupin cooked up by a lady lieutenant who REALLY wants to retire and get married...

This week we talk about depositing your Lupins, girls (I heard of em), Lupin by way of Scribner, old lady story, a villain from Brooklyn, embryo hooligan, weed mafia, unlimited drama funds, limpid as shit, Serenity disease, blue raspberry diamond, bad at hugging, the bars that haunt me, bad prison, gotta go to pink jacket, three minutes of joke buildup, horny escape, Christmas cake, lowercase a cups, anime crushes, and hot digimon takes.

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In this episode, we get our second instance of Nazi gold, and it's significantly stupider than the first one!

This week we talk about fuck podcasting, I think I'm learning Japanese, they're good pokemon, prehistoric ASMR, shitty transformers, sevenhead, insecurity system, perspective problems, Uncharted level, ASCII penis jokes, return of pepper balloon, bubble torpedo, sad Zenigata, segmented trucks, size-changing bricks, one-track mind, Jetsons funny moments, classic minecraft mistake, a Wolfenstein level, screencap source, four caballeros, 360 noscope, and favorite car bullshit.

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In this episode, a Vietnam veteran unleashes an entire arsenal on Lupin in order to fund his daughter's eye surgery, and we FINALLY pin down Goemon's backstory.

This week we talk about how we forgot how to podcast, spider man good, Christmas 2: The Revengeance, the gaming convergence, analog podcast storage, a gazoo situation, militarized police, where are the japes, giant mechanical spider, dickgun, bad car animation, extremely suspicious, anime blind girl, YUUUUUUGI BOY, Lt. Surge appears, not liquid hydrogen, stockades glory hole, a romantic crime comedy, it only gets dumber, standard issue, watch radar metal detector, not how grenades work, double jeopardy, secret sex bed, could Lupin beat Kevin McAllister?, and Tezuka Lupin.

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In this episode, Lupin's terrible dental hygine habits are directly responsible for multiple assassination attempts. By the New York Yankees.

This week we talk about getting the sports knowledge jokes out of the way, fuck the Yankees, Bamco Nandai, reverse Christmas break-in, old man yells at cloud, phone journey, accidental good shot, newspaper pocket, Big Pockey's return, Barney Rubble, hitman rules, running directly onto the police bus, magic cheek-touch sensing, bulletproof tarp, some of those silent bats, hit by those fat nuts, House with cannonballs, sharingun, classical pummeling, inconsistent baseball knowledge, reverse King Kong, dental hygine PSA, death by shuttlecock, and dtf (down to floss).

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In this episode, Lupin needs a pet shop owner, and logically breaks one out of a government prison!

This week we talk about Fucking Kyle, fallout 76 keeps getting worse, no reason clotheslining, strangely competent Zenigata, bad hiding place, this podcast is a prison, a very specific reason, vice president bird, reincarnated robbers, awful security, the second half swerve, wacky races, redrawn borders, ruining a honeymoon, lax nuke testing, jerma drops a TV on himself, dumbass found vaporized, nuke explaination v2, the rare Fujiko getting cheated, a very good Fallout joke, cassowaries will fuck you up, and utilitarian daemons.

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In this episode, half of humanity gets wiped out, and nothing that happens ever gets mentioned again!

This week we talk about leaving the Jess door open, leftist hitman, She-Ra good, something on the wing, Lupin needs his stories, Mark's good Fujiko voice, our villain Batboy, so hyped for evil, a more manageable world domination, Wester Island, action hero Lupin, fooled by toddlery toys, apocalypse wow, these endearing young charms, it all comes back to ice corn, Lupin Max: Horny Road, FMK Robotnik edition, Homestuck the Third, zine came with wife cards, and CHAOS CONTROL.

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In this episode, we're joined by Maxie while an eccentric billionaire has kidnapped Fujiko to get back his detonator for an atomic bomb, and lots of airplane action ensues!

This week we talk about aeromorphs, favorite aquabats song, agent 47 domestic AU, Todd Coward, out of glasses, the split fallout timeline theory, Miyazaki food, casual grenade kick, weird shrimp, strip searched by Dr. Robotnik, the villain is Sean, knifecat face, some not-giving-up police guy, creepin' window, a quick explaination on atomic bombs, the best bit of animation, the ol' exploding hair trick, Goemon does his thing, ground pounding a plane, Fujiko beats up everyone, Lonebach gets stupid, fuel is stored in the wings, travel the lake, one-trip Lonebach, ultimate game of chicken, Fujiko the terrorist, Jess breaks Sean, ratapult, and the perfect Fujiko.

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In this episode, a hitman named Hangman is dead set on making Lupin deceased! Oh, and he happens to be a zombie.

This week we talk about horrible mime man, that's movies babe, #topical, hard drive hostage, Sean hates driving, murder time, crimes of boredom, dub v sub, a load-bearing Jigen, pilgrim car, secret weapon, no nut never, still crafting the sword theory, huge round eyes, hatbox ghost hitman, shootin' branches, the "gonna fuck" prance, mid-pucker, suffer my curse, Naruto in Florida, son of the Invisible Man, please respond, wine for Jigens only, my 3D wife, a Tom & Jerry death, giant handcuffs, the wet bandits of murder, and questionable episode descriptions.

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In this episode, an inexplicably Walken-voiced individual coerces Lupin into stealing a file from the London police for him!

This week we talk about bad impressions, everything went bad, Kiwami time, happy election day, lore never changes, deltad runes, back at it again in Paris, sword murder, extraordinarily elaborate plot, Lupin's friends leave him for dead, how many Zenigatas we got in here anyhow, spinning hell, weird muppet man, horse powers, ride and die, "on" and "of", skull surgery, always wanted to meet the queen, and late-breaking election results.

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In this episode, the gang misses their chance to steal 90 billion in diamonds, but Lupin decides that if they can't steal them the easy way, they may as well try the stupid way!

This week we talk about eggs, concert time, old timey diseases, a clown named Luigi, distant borks, the most logical way to ship, beer it is, always Lupin in Philadelphia, shockingly good cop, left for dead yet again, a man and his tiger, eating a whole chicken, instant tranq, math podcast, best scene, all animes are furries, so many questions, the lack of women in STEM, a comedy of facepulling, morosexual findom, big slingshot plan, the pokemon boy, and our season 2 rankings.

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In this episode, we watched a man melt to death, and also swords are magic.

This week we talked about ignored adjustment, spider jizz, boring adults, return of the Spooky Spot, cuphell, the murder of Rodney Dangerfield, sword magic is real, anonymous tipsters, national idiot convention, flummoxed by a box, Goemon is sword theory, dead foaming, sword college, shithead idiot thief, hillbilly Jigen, eating some Dindans, a brief Lady Liberty digression, driving on cliffs, Fujiko doll, of COURSE she's betraying them, technically a martial artist, dream spikes, NOT HOW ELECTROMAGNETS WORK, re-creating Terminator 2, then WHO'S FLYING THE HELICOPTOR, and waking dreams sound terrifying.

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In this episode, Zenigata suffers a nervous breakdown and Fujiko repeatedly refuses to understand the concept of supply and demand!

This week we talk about false starts, various hells, bootleg miiverse, boring hosts, burning a whole plot, weird references, ghost of crimes past, yelling cowboy Lupin, master criminal Reggie, unsanitary dentistry, oh hey there Abe, the worst doctor, the great chase, making the joke for us, pull a Wile E Coyote, still on her bullshit, and horse crimes.

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In this episode, Lupin is challenged to steal a prized racehorse, and in the process kills both it and a totally innocent one too.

This week we talk about Sean's shitty RPG, JoJos the fifth, shittiest job, (Not Constantinople), the best entrance, got lice?, in love with a horse, red shaped, My Fair Fujiko, infinite sodas, gambling etiquette, moe through helplessness, Dr Strangelove but with a horse, seahorse, to crush a horse, net missile, threatening a cop, marry a horse, launching a jockey, van into the woods, rotate your hooves, candy corn's a vegetable, Battle Royale of the Wild, and ripping open the Fallout 76 wound.

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This week we talk about hurt feelingscast, luigi wins by being a piece of absolute shit, cat costumes, part 5 talk, wholesome nakedness, pops is dead, big ol' bubbles, stoned Jigen, incredibly cursed image, Ganondorf the nun, domestic AU, what if Goemon become catholic, blood wine, no explainations, woke Lupin, IT'S COOL GUY, Levina's stand ?G O O F Y  G O O B E R S?, James Bond car, trouble in a bubble, floating into space, and let Zenigata say fuck.

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In this episode, they manage to take a rock-solid premise and fuck it all up, like real bad.

This week we talk about car troubles, Sean has no rights, halloween infant, a more racist 006, you look Canadian, hot in Hong Kong, bag factory, too cool for magic, Zenigata is doves now, big new yorker, women's lib for crime, foamy whiskey, calarts surgery, Lupin the radio wizard, secret closet bones, blow the boy whistle, unnecessary exposition, magician Lupin, gmod scout, smackerel of ashes, human ballast, and Jess ruins Xiaolin Showdown.

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In this episode, someone is going around stealing a bunch of famous guns, and they happen to own a gun that Lupin wants to steal. Also, they're dressed as a warrior monk and have a ray gun!

This week we talk about shoutengine bad, tragic mermaid love, mystery nut, the eternal weed whack, bigfoot car, techno-Benkei, Fujiko can't read, John Wilkes Death, he's not Jigen Respectchild, he's fine, there's a message on the arrow, murder heelys, the humiliation of Zenigata, shitty brush, fun pronunciation facts, dog interruption, boogeyman or boogeyMEN, hotwheels go karts, thicc hedge, oh god it's gun plane, held hostage by ps3 library, colossal asshole dad, magic bullshit safe, and Jigen's magnum dong.

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In this episode, Lupin pledges to steal the money collected during the Kentucky Derbey, except maybe they're all in New York? This episode is never really clear about that.

This week we talk about the ballad of big pocky, quest boy, E3 talk, dogsitting, geographic confusion, muzak Goemon, chairman Drew Carey, magnet bullshit, five dimensional chess, Louisville sewer cops, red goo, this joke sucks, bank man too nice, FUCK THIS HAT, 69ing in a trunk, the plan is plungers, stnoppet topband, Sean Goodaccent, exploding dummies, reminding you it's in America, car metaphors, the great muppet caper, and Goonies 2: Still Goonin'

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Man, we got an episode that somehow had nothing AND everything happen at once. I have no idea how "Zenigata gets X-Ray vision" managed to be a bad episode, but there you go.

This week we talked about fire apartment, beating up dudes in places, the pun game, holes, Jess' many scandals, the Place is Good, ripping off Scooby Doo, Jesus All Grown Up, proud to be Judas, Gringotts of Nazareth, Zenigata goes apeshit yet again, special eyes, forbidden mechanisms, go fast swim boys, boat is love boat is life, crime Thanos, it just doesn't add up, x-ray Jesus, a hot fart, the perv police, ice bullshit, the gang gets sacrilegious, and our new pamphlet bible.

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In this episode, a famous writer is enlisted to help track down Lupin, as well as the mysterious and ridiculous Nightlight Mask!

This week we talk about Mamo time, least sexy name, Bob Burgers, back on his bullshit, boring co-hosts, Twilight Zone opinions, Paris again, first-draft luchador, mystery zipline, police consistency, my manservant Fawful, taking some me time, always a masquerade ball, Jess' other spec script, mobile Lupin matter, dangerous clown, human music, bozo of the opera, millenium mask, Zelda puzzle bullshit, RETURN THE SLAB, death by high-shovel, cheesey blood, knife/sword discourse, not how bulletproof vests work, ancient Incan dollar bills, cool guy failure, haunted doll watch, and costumes are bad.

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In this episode, an old foe returns again for the first time to trap and kill the Lupin gang!

This week we talk about being back again for the first time, the most fucked sleep schedule, podcasts done quick, intimidating house lady, ruins of Honk Kong, cut to butt, id at the wheel, ship for the gays, smell of Fujiko, he has a permit, the first of many fatalities, snake dentistry, is Goemon a thot?, made of yams, commercial-spanning zoom in, fuck you for saving me, the kink center, extremely different flashback, 15% Richard Simmons, psychic plan, intense fire suppression, fuck everyone, and the story continues, and a cyborg can be a house.

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This week we talk about the podcast curse, horny Zenigata twitter, squirrel rescue, cursed masks, theme song talk, color ghosts, arbitrary skepticism, the Goemon effect, the Frankenstein crusades, soul gun, why are they robots, ancestry dot com crimes, Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern are stoned, bad chyrons, shoutouts to the oboe, Frankenstangria, Lupin gets tossed a lot, an EXTREME subtitle difference, doctor brain genius, missed opportunities, and Lupin turns the frogs gay.

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This week we talk about angry bald child, round % pokemon run, keys mistake, Zeinigata's goozooka, off to find his dignity, capital H Horny, pretty neat shot, in the hall of heads, a third shooter, jolly green giant dick, 70s hell sequence, (no relation), Lupin Bravo, It (2017), Goemon's shining, dressed as a 90s cup, oops all tubes, wax fucker, my new Zenigata doll, and Lupin Universe.

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In this episode, Zenigata has constructed an elaborate (and probably very expensive) trap for Lupin, and then we get 18 minutes of if Speed were a Wile E Coyote cartoon. It's really good.

This week we talk about a clerical error, No Man is a Sky, Son of Man, you're hime forever, style discussion, not even bothering to lie, fuck rankings, sneaky car, pulling a leprechaun, one-man wide helicoptor, Jigen is Luigi, the special box, bridge x, call you a cretin, shift into jump gear, the magic theft bus, farm implement, idiot on purpose, 60 FOOT VERTICAL LEAP, eyeballs full of diamonds, the last Lupin Lottery, once-pal Maxie, none of us are car people, and Sean creates audio poison.

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In this episode, Lupin plans to steal all the money from ALL the banks in Paris, so the police bring in a specialist: the granddaughter of Inspector Gaimard, Lupin the First's old rival.

This week we talk about our illegal nerd show, Stevens Universe, magic Mark, accidental cruel joke, statue of Eiffel, ignoring green jacket, Zenigata's handcuff school, driving with no rules, Fujiko mailaise, magic camera, cuff-fu, orange wine, frilled inspectors, pants: gone, the two most important parts, melon apple, the dub is still good, dead but horny, and nobody can French.

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In this episode, Lupin blows 50 grand on some gum that creates disguises, despite the fact that he can make his own out of dirt.

This week we talk about episode categories, ksp defense squad, metroid, the sex number 35, eye takes, remember Deltora quest, die by the horny, sign fun, Sean "Mike's Hard" Reilly, extremely 70s references, no kill like overkill, fuck 1980, best boy, priest hamburglar, accidental bigamy, that's not how disguises work, the fourth wall is gone, history story, and a defense of gum.

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In this episode, we finally reach the one that started it all. The Hitler minotaur.

This week we talk about oops all dopplegangers, Metroid quest, Sean gets sad, money child, Extraordinary Gentlemen, death juice, have secret will haunt, canon stench, Zenigata crashes a funeral, The L.U.P.I.N. System, secret furry, brother my brother, we get theological, double Hitlers, shapeshifting lore, robo-consent, standard groping motion, weird imagine spot, perfectly symmetrical violence, kelp disguises, sentimental on main, universal movie monsters, and the Voltron lady.

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In this episode, Lupin is being hunted by a killer cop packing EXTREMELY illegal ammunition!

This week we talk about robot hell, Sean has a type, non-euclidian apartments, artistic opening, worst driver, his special interest is gun, ambiguous age, dumpster fire speech, huge infodump, R.I.P. Sexcar, seeing four Krusties, signifcantly less horny, bad laugh, finally some bullshit, mercury bullets, and Lupin vaporizes a man.

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In this episode, something happens that we're kind of been expecting all along: Goemon's magic sword gets stolen by someone who turns it into a seriously dumb weapon!

This week we talk about Detroit: Become Podcaster, relatable references, apartment woes, Al Capone paradox, RIP Sex Car, more fake countries, much love place, Jigen Gumble, pint glasses of burbon, Chicago euphemisms, suicide redundancy, explosive bricks, failure of the planefucker, money morality, the secret is yams, and a cruel and unusual punishment.

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In this episode, everyone is obsessed with Superman again, only a few weeks after the last time this happened! Bank robbers are using a Superman impersonator as a distraction to commit their crimes, and Lupin is taking the blame!

This week we talk about bad PSUs, autotuned in hell, overalls = farmer, Clant Kunk, NYC sheriff, petsounds, horses on bikes, Super#man, special mechanic, ham barger, technical difficulties, look and point, so many samurai, rake gag with cans, Superman but with a knife, EXTREMELY magic sword, goofy hitman, and Headboy.

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In this episode, there's a precocious kid detective who's here to solve a crime! Also, Lupin is technically here I guess!

This week we talk about the E3 special, PC boy, thicc Wall-E, detective Naruto, Sean's bible corner, don't trust your family, Dairy Queen empire, murderer again, shittiest barricade, Chekov's armory, the special ball, pattycake escape, we recite all of American Pie, #deflategate, comedy bomb, something reminds Sean of Scrooge McDuck, double slo-mo, skateboard hitman, right in his gob, non-euclidian car, and collecting the STEAL letters.

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In this episode, Lupin decides to take all the penguins from the south pole and move them to the north pole on the flimsiest pretenses imaginable! Plus secret pope crowns and haunted jackboots!

This week we talk about how Sean is bad at Dark Souls, idiot semantics, ze bad game, The Brave Little Toaster (again), my pokemon Gun, lifestyles of the rich and larcenous, The Death March of the Penguins, the south pole is the green one, ugliest seal, Zenigata's fursona, converted by the space pope, ace detective Goemon, alternate bastard Nobel, all according to plan, spinning like a madwoman, boy am I sure glad that he's the mammoth, possessed by Mussolini, and just saying words.

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In this episode, Lupin is a weirdly nice guy and agrees to help out the widow of his former teacher for no material gain whatsoever. Also he has to pretend to be a musician and all of his master criminal friends are real bad at playing along!

This week we talk about being a human disaster, shmup town, haunted dolls, podcast gremlin, bad grave location, Josuke the 3rd, evil ICPO higher-up #12, your cousin Jigen Mozart, Loobastank, the blackface quartet, orchestral incidental music, Doris and Gladys Nothing, the rage of Mark, death penalty for theft, the glorious finale, dinosaur ancestry, and car teleportation.

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In this episode, no stealing is done and the gang doesn't make any money at all. But hey, Nessie is there!

This week we talk about cryptid representation, cursed genesis games, cheese jail, the tool man/drill bit taylor, Vin Diesel mind palace, fog songs, dick silhouette, dirt Fujiko, surprisingly good newspaper, dickless chaps, bethesda handcuffs, boat scotch, Dr. Oz, worst spy, Nessie Ahab, cryptid incel, is Goemon a vampire, return of the plush ass, take it sleazy, stomach jail, return of no ass, popeye torture, and a fuck you to teens.

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In this episode, a man pretending to be Lupin is murdering people left and right and pinning all the blame on the genuine article! Also the episode kind of bends over backwards to justify how in the world anyone is fooled by it!

This week we talk about dopplegamers, media historian Sean Reilly, slaying spires, DC trip, once again in France, Lupin telephone game, we found Walupin, many names, time lord theory, bad Mozart, crystal dick, professor Dickhead, no walls just curtains, Hitchcock security camera, quick to murder, evil Lupin haircut, and nothing is resolved.

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In this episode, we find one of the most hackneyed of sci-fi tropes used for some of the most buckwild bullshit possible. Also, everyone gets naked!

This week we talk about a podcast invasion, slain by bees, Jess Hero Academia, repeated Aggretsuko facts, Bazi Bermany, constable Dracula, just say no, Lupin-centric economy, ugly jockey sweaters, fear machine, leaving Goemon in the car, the Biff Tannen future knowledge, Jigen's ass, botched joke, octopus buses, this robot is trained to smash your camera, naked ending, what if Lupin play Space Invaders, and the end-of-season review.

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In this episode, we return to our regularly scheduled batshit insanity, where vampires are extremely real and it turns out that in the Bible places and dates were changed to protect the innocent.

This week we talk about cursed foley, green jacket (is good), hiding cats, religious dates, Abbott and Costello meet Lupin, shitty tarot, morphing into a Scooby Doo episode, safe nonsense, canon piss defense, drunk doctor, fever dream synopsis, scrape and lick, unexplained Elvis, Johnny Bloodborne, piano problem, a graveyard smash, the incredible reveal, equal exchange, Goemon's JNCO jeans, vampires are made of pudding, pretending to be Jesus, the dumb/good theory, and Fallout-centric questions.

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In this episode, we mercifully have a coherent plot as Lupin steals England's crown jewels on the day of the wedding, all while being pursued by the worst policemen in all of England!

This week we talk about eldritch episodes, gamer baby, Lupin normcore, abandoned bit, imperial fucker, the wizard tower of London, a slightly larger than reasonable amount of cigarettes, Jess implodes, graphic design is my passion, judge Fujiko, they're called fries, Mark the downer, ultimate cockblockers, messing with cops, an actually good plan, We Happy Few DLC, confound those Dover Boys, the worst slip up, shitty tour guide, the Queen's titties, fucked up perspective, and geography is meaningless.

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In this episode, Maxie joins us in time for Lupin to meet his most persistent foe to date: some random douche that half of us just met because we watch all these episodes out of order.

This week we talk about how everyone remembers the new guy, good-adjacent, framing narration, big handsome, shitty army, too many variables, Soda Popinski head of interpol, boxing interlude, Mark is immature, Fujiko OUT, mountains of curry, unexplained tentacle, 2 rocks, comedy ordinance, prankster Jigen, the gang gets WOOHPed, topical racism, what if Lupin fight radscorpions, water sword horseshit, everyone just assumes the recurring villain is dead, The Village (People), and The Wet Saxons, and free real estate.

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In this episode, Lupin and Jigen are attempting to find the temple that's rumored to contain an incredible treasure! The temple is full of beautiful ladies with a bunch of aging gas and no discernible plan!

This week we talk about how blue jacket is good finally, funky Lupin beats, entropy gas, Mr. Jigen Saveswomen, no nips, subs versus dubs, Sean never watched Sailor Moon, Hotel California, the grumpiest Jigen, hot moms, tiger payoff, Goemon's femdar, Jigen the MRA, Mr. Magoo trap dodging, army of Jaspers, drunk stories, sexy anime Eggman, and a horrible realization.

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In this episode, Lupin hyperfixates on a superhero movie and then gets lured into a murder trap full of people in  actual, real, not-even-attempting-to-hide-it superhero costumes!

This week we talk about the worst day online, baby's first splatfest, the most New York song, international boyfriends, the best translation error, new son, bike boys on a date, the least lucky mugger, yet another trickster god-child, Lupin goes to a con, Fred Flintstone is here, cartoon mouse confusion, justice kidnapping, don't say swears, the actual Incredible Hulk, still canonically buff, and Lupin commits arson.

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This week we talked about the 100 deeds of Conan Edogawa, the betrayal, purgatory Space Jam, old man rave, ghost shanghaied, house made out of magnets, Conan is young Sheldon, the height of humor, extremely stupid children, trapdoor made of concrete, young Merlin, Jess the criminal, the most Freudian slip, all of his blood, better manhandle that murder weapon, and baby bucks.

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In this episode, Lupin drives across half of Europe and uncovers nazi gold through the power of his boner alone!

This week we talk about how the UPS don't give a crap, transplant list, shitty gargoyles, Jigen the cop, Master of Disguise, Grand Theft Zenigauto, giant chess robot, Lupinhaus, I Have No Sex And I Must Fuck, the boot shaped country, google search: "can you fuck a ghost?", Lupin has Merlin syndrome, eggplant emoji, the boat half that floats, and Sean's secret furry story.

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In this episode, Lupin steals the world's most valuable bottle of wine and yeah I think you all know where this plot is headed.

This week we talk about Christmas by technicality, piss Grinch, direct news, former vice president Ferald Gord, the ennui of Lupin, death baguette, how it's made, Zenigata Tortelini, does Goemon fuck, deep Superstar Saga cut, the Dick Clark cellar, rare Zenigata competence, flammable Jigen, Concorde supersonic grapes, mystery crates, weirdly horny, yet more plane bullshit, we finally get Christmas, Lupin doll thief, and the same question coming and going.

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In this episode, everything sucks! Everything sucks and is awful! The plot revolves around blackface, for fuck's sake!

This week we talk about a dogshit episode, Kevin Blart, we might hate blue jacket, the fifth turtle, alternate timeline flag, sentimental on main, ugly flashback outfit, reverse Kim Possible, identical cartoon injuries, dude leg with gun, leisurly jet, clearing this rubble with my gun, mood ring changed to dead color, an extremely racist twist, starring Al Jolson as Nelson Mandella, Zenigata's crime kart, NASA gyro tanning, Worst by Worstwest, Lupin assassinates the president, a fuckpile of ladybugs, Lincoln vs. Bizarro Lincoln, and all the Andrews have been bad.

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In this episode, Lupin destroys the life of a famed safe maker and has to face the wrath of his angry bald son!

This week we talk about the formula for anti-fun, a show run by cowards, just like R.O.B., rich asshole party, gravity defying ceiling safe, what if Lupin play video game, woke Fujiko, Shakespearian voice actor, turtle club bank, Charlie Brown the buddhist monk, the power of my stand, steam prison, ultra bighorse, kinky boots, Telltale presents: Lupin III, and the lady from Shenmue.

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In this episode, Lupin is roped into getting rid of an old man still fighting World War II, and who is armed with a nuke and the most ridiculous violations of all airplane-related logic imaginable!

This week we talk about Space Jam, robocops (no not that one), the deal with airline food, Lupin the idiot, yeti hunting, fighter jet tourism, catching a 5 ton nuke, just plane wrong 3: revengeance, Log learns about Moon Over June, the most Japanese person, can't steal history, mud disguise, masks on masks, lectured on Lost, ptsd alarm clock, Zenigata in a submarine, coconut warfare, army-issue hot air balloon, gun or shark, extremely fast balloon, episodes of future past, airplane diversion, arrested for Vectrex crimes, and we learn about the 1974 live action film.

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In this episode, Fujiko gets Lupin in an insane amount of debt to force him to steal from the owner of the jewelry store Tiffany's, who also is literally offering to pay him an insane amount of money to steal from her, but also doesn't think he can do it, and also there's an old man who invented hard-light laser technology, and MAN this a weird ep.

This week we talk about  the sounds of love, the Fallout plunge, more like Kingdom FARTS, Neo New York 2: Still Yorkin', all of the money, "Great" Hotel, bad winks, Santa's sack full of alcohol, incredibly thin stacks, nested doll vacation, insane dub escaltation, poor man's diamonds, extremely gay looks, practical effect lightsabers, Sean references Discworld again, Fujiko's millions, Goemon appears, language is fake, brightest eye twinkle, shitty shitty chief, set laser lasso to shock, Lupin's Christmas card, and pizza opinions.

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In this episode, most of the main cast takes a backseat as Jigen helps the wife of a rebel leader steal a valuable painting from the presidential mansion before it's destroyed in the firefight!

This week we talk about the Tintin movie, Mother 3, draw a circle there's your fist, editing woes, 70s iWatch, mystery levitation, not-giving-up-police guy, most clothed paintings are fake, gay and stupid, definitely Jigen's clothes, just plane wrong, a Shatner on the wing, FOR A CLOWN, scooby-doo music, mariachi freedom fighter, anime racism, case of the high-crotch, civil war surgery, yelp in a bottle, unexplained firesuits, and jean fever!

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In this episode, Lupin aims to steal the chandeliers made entirely of diamond from the Kremlin. Along the way we encounter just, so many Russian stereotypes.

This week we talk about how cryptids are bullshit, the 90's-est anime, snake romance, water see-through glasses, crank that basil knob, evil longjohns, the greatest forum thread of all time, pun enbaling, Amelia Bedelia, horny acronyms, Russian Benjamin Franklin, Chekov's pitching machine, seed alarm, half-baked heist, Geralt Jigen, shojo Goemon, muppet Joel Hodgson, vodka gutters, pants prison, Samurai Jick, the great diamond race, and the fmk game.

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In this episode, a mad scientist has created a device that can remotely trigger devastating earthquakes, and is holding the Leaning Tower of Pisa (and by extension the rest of the world) for ransom! Lupin's only objective this episode is to steal the ransom money, thus dooming millions.

This week we talk about a hospital adventure, Sean the spoiler demon, gamer granny, the bean car, episode mix-up, shithead renaissance idiots, pound vs pound, that's not what epicenter means, the anti-Fonz, the Big Boss of Jigen, illegal seismology, a comically small ransom, the blue dimension, briefcase fishing, Goemon no-ass, Fujiko getting boat drunk, palm-mashing technology, wet money, good deed sweat, and we all realize that Sean is a supervillain.

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In this episode, Lupin has to deal with a small child who REALLY wants to be a princess, and for that dream to come true she needs the stamp Lupin just stole. And she's a real precocious sociopath about it.

This week we talk about dad dreams part 2, Doki Doki Lupin Club, Go Ask Alice, the UN stamp museum, the temporal post office, the smartest character in this episode, stamp ghost, canonically buff, unthreatening goofballs, criminal license, the horny uncle, vessel of a trickster god, trapped in old west times, an explosion of hubcaps, octodad as a verb, depressed Wendy's girl, involuntary kidnapping, hand-stinking, midnight mail, telepathic reading, and literally the Sonic OVA.

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In this episode, Lupin and the gang are replaced by impostors who are using a classified military robot (which bears a striking resemblance to the one from Castle in the Sky)  to do some crimes in this Miyazaki-directed finale!

This week we talk about happy fastgames, let Lupin say fuck, podcasts on cassette, designer crowns, the two sides of Miyazaki, Lupin the Three, mermaid buttcrack, Scrubs pull, a softer Zenigata, trucker disguise, Sean's plane facts, the WAR IS BAD hammer, extreme baseball anime, Waterworld, Moto Racer Zenigata, Ghibli heroine hair, robot bones, Lupin's plump ass, evil businessman amalgam, boot to the head, the most frightening thing ever, love these criminals, and Me-lon Usk.

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In this episode, the job is simple: romance the serial black widower whose husbands all died in mysterious circumstances and steal her jewels. What Lupin DIDN'T count on was falling in love. Also, snake assassinations.

This week we talk about tales from Green Jacket, welcome to the drunkcast, smooth boxing jazz, the most australian man in the world, The 13 Ghosts of Daisuke Jigen, Chekov's cliffs, waking up in a different anime, Pink Jacket Mac Tonight, immigrant from Mary Worth, third wheel Jigen, Sean's drunk fallout lore, heavily referenced background characters, armor up for bed, Netflix and kill, ultimate buffoon, naturally occurring cobra pit, and sad grass.

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In this episode, Lupin's old inventor friend who has definitely appeared before and for sure will again has invented a robot that cries diamonds! What ensues is a wacky chase through a New York City that apparently never left the 30s.

This week we talk about secret bits, tactical nightcap, Fallout: Broadway, fat Crow T Robot, stepping into a Marx Brothers movie, old bad webcomic PvP, purse full of bricks, Zenigata has tickets for Liza Minnelli, taxi meter dash, reference nesting doll, a shouting argument between good stupid and bad stupid, my girlfriend Wario, the heavyweight hardpunchers, Liquid Jigen, Lupin loves gunpla, and the roller coaster where physics breaks down.

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In this episode, Lupin is framed for the murder of Zenigata, and half his friends IMMEDIATELY abandon him. Can Lupin clear his name? And is pops really dead?

This week we talk about Kylo Ren owning the libs, they haziest Swayze-est Christmas, splatfest failures, prehensile longpipe, Jigen on quaaludes, Inspector Devil, lasso handcuffs, diamonds and smash, drama queen Goemon, scotch chug, a deathly pallor, the whites of their headlights, helicopter chop, schlorp: not even once, Eiffel 65 lore, grossest crime, maximum security funeral, weirdly sincere, Groupon III, Sean commits a JoJo crime, going full ACME, chicken truck gag, no horny on heaven, legitimately adorable, and Elmer Fudd cop.

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In this episode, Lupin is on the hunt for the ultimate prize for art theives: the Mona Lisa! However, all he finds are fakes. Lots of fakes. Lots of extremely bad fakes.

This week we talk about the Mystery of Mamo, elf practice, Mark BECOMES bones, none of us know about Assassin's Creed, mobster guards, wall of fake Mona Lisas, Goemon the mother-fucker, Indiana Jones security, a deviantart gallery invades Lupin III, the Family Circus, real life speedrun strats, abandoned tank graveyard, painting fuckers, poor predictable rock, Sean talks about Discworld for a bit, Fujiko cameo, room full of Monas, a very 70s chase, and what if Lupin but in star wars?

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In this episode, Lupin just straight up murders Zenigata by condemning him to die of old age via a brainswap. I'm serious. Also there's robo-lion security systems and a horny old man.

This week we talk about Olaf's Christmas Clusterfuck, Mark is full of bones, the crypt creeper, Doctor Fivehead, the liver mystery, in walks Fujiko, buff Lupin, 1970s sexts, the ballad of Sex Car, comedic crash timing, Cyborg 009 again, Lupin's pal Obama, genius Fujiko, compatible horny levels, Eoin Colfer minute, #EvilWifeGoals, lion button, accidental Spiderman deep cut, snake basement, looney tunes nonsense, trucker flap brainwaves, Orson Welles motherfucker, and bubble and squeak confusion.

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In this episode we're joined by Maxie to watch an episode where Fujiko gets engaged to a bishonen prince in like 12 hours, and Lupin has to steal a solid gold bell to win her back!

This week we talk about fallout mods, Island of Normality, chill anime beats, delayed pun fury, gold=metal=strong, radical subtitle diversions, walking blonde car accident, memories of Ouran, a prince named Clod, welcome to our hole, Hoskins the Magnificent, Jigen shoots Goemon in the face, geopolitical theorycrafting, and a hilariously extra bell heist.

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In this episode, Lupin helps to collect a set of ancient dolls which are said to unlock a great secret when brought together at the right place and time. What they end up doing is goddamn insane.

This week we talk about copyright claims, pokemon shame, laserdisc game plagiarism, trapped in Lupin hell, negative lore, real good boob joke, Donkey Kong doll, stunt Lupin, a vicious car/theft cycle, deep v neck, improbable airplane range, Wind Waker references, ghost burp, Hunley submarine, the Masshole pull, unsubtle foreshadowing, rapture treasure, hydro-dynamically designed, and we spend like 15 minutes baffled about the last 40 seconds.

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In this episode, Lupin plots to steal the only surviving coin minted by Hannibal of Carthage, but Jigen has a 5-year-old score to settle with a fellow sharpshooter! Can they get the gold AND win the duel?

Today we talk about being king co-host, Jurrassic Goldblum, November's dark embrace, fire alarms, double-sided cars, gator notes, sewer Goemon, meme research, just plane wrong, death for misdemeanors, a man and his celery, cop spanking, revolver breadcrumbs, and all wheel drives.

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Sean, Mark, and Jess embark on their new podcast project! Lupin and the gang are roped into a plan to steal the gold from the bank of Switzerland and smuggle it out of the country! How they smuggle it out? Well you see...

In this episode we talk about a brief introduction to Lupin III, trawling for boat sex, digimon ska, Sean can't French, the most predictable ship, riding invisible horses, the only bank in Switzerland, magic sword bullshit, where physics breaks down, one-car blockade, a very specific fetish, the France billboard, fillet of shrimp, car chase driving PSA, and a net gain for our heroes.

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